Honestly if you’re in for that amount of time all you need to do is keep to yourself and shut the fuck up. Going in like a jolly charismatic Willy wonka probably isn’t the best idea.
Or you can just stock up on the TP from commissary. Just make sure you can stow it in your locker; some new boot might throw away all your shit if it doesn't fit. Lol After working in Texas prisons, Kyle's experience sounds more like a vacation. 🤣
It's the same way in Georgia if you time your shits you can make it work it usually gets all used up on store day especially when you make spreads and stuff
I went to basic training back in 2014. People would pay someone 5 bucks to make the bed, daily. Cover a fire guard shift for 20 bucks. Some people made bank.
@Jeff s I went in 2013 to Ft. Jackson; on the weekends we were allowed to stop at the atm to withdraw money and shit before buying what we needed at the PX.
Jeff s I went to Ft Sill. We were allowed a commissary visit every couple weeks for basic hygiene needs. They didn’t take card, so we had to use the atm outside in a glass box. I remember all that cause only 2 people were allowed in at one time. The other 40 of us were in line outside in the 100+ degree heat, unable to talk, or even move really. Good memories though.
@@McQuiznos Ft. Sill gang, 13F 2004! I caught the best time of yr to go through OSUT, from may-july. There was snow when I got there and 100° heat when I left. I would go to mass on Sundays and buy candy at the vending machine to sell for $10. Good times.
Bc prison strips you of all humanity and restricts you to the barebones. So even if its something as mundane as wiping the floor, at least u have something u can control in that environment. And of course all you have is time in there, so why not make it clean where ur gonna be spending 23 hours of every day inside that room.
@@foodfetish4776 Thanks, I guess. I wasn't saying I didn't understand why they do it. While your more academic explanation sounds good, I think it has more to do with the fact that you're sharing it with other men, and therefore want them to clean as much of "them" off of it as they can.
I feel like a late night poop/piss...just something about night time, im thinking back to military basic training, kinda close to jail I guess, but something about just some alone time on the toilet in the middle of the night, peace and quiet and the smell of fabuloso and stainless steel cleaner.
@@Timman57 in Australia if you shit after lock in (3:30pm) your getting your head jumped on you might get the rare time it's let go bit in general it's not tolerated at all
2:10 to the guy in orange: In california you cannot. You are required to be up and programming from roll call at like 4am to 10pm. Your mat needs to be rolled (most places) and shoes on. For the whole day. You can sometimes break protocol depending on the situation, like the northerners keep a person on point all night, usual multiple people, so they usually sleep during the day once all their people are awake. They usually keep people on point to watch for surprise raids, to see if anyone else shows up at night(thats usually when they do transfers) or to watch for any unusual behavior.
10:40 where i was wed say no shoes in the 'driveway' that way you can step out of bed onto the clean floor in socks, and then at the end of the 'driveway' (the walkway between the two racks) youd have a towel as a marker and then your sandals on the other side. Essentially like not wearing shoes inside your home
I ate Percocets every day in county…I had a back injury like a month before I got in, and when I told them they nurse moved me to a bottom bunk with 2 mats, and 1 Perc 3x a day..//I would cheek 3 on day, and 3 the next, then take 6 at once and then I didn’t mind being in there at all, lol
The problem with the top bunk is, you're exposed to the lights right in your face, climbing up and down sucks (especially if you're trying to not bother the person on the bottom), heat rises so it's usually really hot on the top bunk (especially in a little cell), risk of falling off (remember the beds are very very small) and lastly the top bunk can be used against you in an attack (one second you're in a deep sleep, the next you're falling 6+ feet into concrete, you're probably losing that fight). Those are the main negatives I can remember, the only other things against it would be all the positives of the bottom bunk.
Skilllcraft is probably the name of the company we had to use it in the basic training for 6 months and anytime we go on training events it's just what we get lol it sucks
Crazy to see the things that can happen over a decade. First time watching pka, and woody, in a looong time. Everybody, keep your chin up, ask for help when you need it.
I am some what of a connoisseur of stand up comedy. Kyle you need to hit the stage with this man. I’m seriously laughing harder to this than some of my favorite stand ups specials man.
People can hit you with a padlock on a belt easier on a top bunk. Bottom bunk the bunk above you protects you. You can reach into your desk from a bottom bunk. And like he said, you don't have to climb.
Courtesy flushes are taken very serious. If someone airs out the whole mod with their shit thatll get someone broken off / dp'd (depending on your race this will be diff things. If a white did this theyd either get a 123 burpee workout, 246 burpee workout, or a 23 second pocket check (usually two people will give you body shots , they can either tell you not to fight back or to fight back))
One thing he didn't mention if they give you 3 rows of toilet paper but you still have 1 left over from the week before and you don't tell them then they will charge you with stealing from the state.
He must have been in a level 1 prison! I was a c/o and I worked at a supermax level 6 (S) for 5 years then I got lucky and transferred to a work camp level 1. I didn't have trouble with inmates! My trouble was with sorry ass c/o's!
Dudes one thing no one talks about! listen when you shit, as soon as that turd hits the water, you flush. They ain’t running out of water and it already fuckin smells like shit. To this day I do that even in my own home
i do the flushing technique when i have to use the public restroom cuz i aint want no one to hear me blow that shit up. yall should to the same cuz vice versa
he felt bad because he was worried he would disturb his bunk mate with the bed squeaking when he got up to go to the bathroom in PRISON. This dude does not deserve to be in there. Fuck this system
They keep their floors clean for more reasons then just piss on the floor. Its cause there's a lot of dust and hair and stuff building up on the floor. Especially in dormitories. Well, even in cell living. Cleaning the floor with shampoo and a floor towel is part of a convicts everyday routine in lock up.
I love how they try to justify there preference of being on top bunk when any person that's ever been locked up knows that bottom bunk is the shit. Going from top bunk to bottom is a great feeling.
Army infantry here; skilcraft is the most abysmal toilet paper made by man kind. Also, some guy in my basic training, sunshine, would charge $2 dollars to make a bed and everyone would happily pay per day, that's $14 a week for us math buffs
Bring snow the Mexican the white dude and the big black dude with dreads on here I want to hear their stories my father was in prison and he had a do boy he paid him in coffee and dude did laundry cleaned shoes and whatever else he needed he came home with that mindset he gave me 5 dollars for my 21st birthday and said don't spend it all like 🥴 this ain't enough for a pack of Newport 100s
Plot twist: only Kyle ever saw Snow.
Reznov moment
Holy shit.. maybe Greg wasn't dumb at all for not knowing who Snow is?
@@pacificamindustriesltd.9024 step one, secure the keys
snow never existed and was an imaginary character in kyle’s head
@@zachsu7731 Step two: Ascend from darkness!
No wonder he survived prison, this man's charisma is unbelievable
Honestly if you’re in for that amount of time all you need to do is keep to yourself and shut the fuck up. Going in like a jolly charismatic Willy wonka probably isn’t the best idea.
@@BobbyTMF he means kyles ability to fit into any situation
exactly. he is freaking hilarious
You've got to be a complete moron to not be able to handle 60 days. It's not like the guy was doing hard time. But I get what you're saying.
@@nunyabidness2143 as long as you're just not an a****** to people prison is not that hard just being normal dude and be quiet you'll be fine
Kyle is literally an endgame bard in early game situations
wooooah prison is just like your fantasy childrens game
In Texas you get one roll a week (unless you buy it), they call it John Wayne toilet paper rough tough and don't take shit off of nobody.
Yep ...I can confirm .....
🤣🤣🤣
Or you can just stock up on the TP from commissary. Just make sure you can stow it in your locker; some new boot might throw away all your shit if it doesn't fit. Lol
After working in Texas prisons, Kyle's experience sounds more like a vacation. 🤣
It's the same way in Georgia if you time your shits you can make it work it usually gets all used up on store day especially when you make spreads and stuff
He was only in for 2 months but he has 10 years worth of stories
I mean with the type of people in prison, it’s probably pretty entertaining
blind employees: "this is some rough sand paper!!".
Yup, we get the exact same in the Army....its just paper bruh.
I went to basic training back in 2014. People would pay someone 5 bucks to make the bed, daily. Cover a fire guard shift for 20 bucks.
Some people made bank.
I would do peoples laundry in AIT since I didn't like going out. Charged people 10 bucks to wash and fold.
@Jeff s I went in 2013 to Ft. Jackson; on the weekends we were allowed to stop at the atm to withdraw money and shit before buying what we needed at the PX.
Jeff s I went to Ft Sill. We were allowed a commissary visit every couple weeks for basic hygiene needs. They didn’t take card, so we had to use the atm outside in a glass box.
I remember all that cause only 2 people were allowed in at one time. The other 40 of us were in line outside in the 100+ degree heat, unable to talk, or even move really.
Good memories though.
Or armour/ inventory guy made bank
@@McQuiznos Ft. Sill gang, 13F 2004! I caught the best time of yr to go through OSUT, from may-july. There was snow when I got there and 100° heat when I left. I would go to mass on Sundays and buy candy at the vending machine to sell for $10. Good times.
The constant flushing is one of the few habits I picked up from jail
And it actually does work on no lingering smell... no one knows you took a dump after
Mine is I cant enjoy a long shower .. 5 mins then done get clean and out fast ..
Bro u swear i flush hella
You still do it? Waste water much?
@@MrEazyE357 you take a shower? Or even worse.....a bath??? Waste water much?
You can stab through the top mattress, Bottom bunk gang
Bunks are usually just steel plate with a mattress pad on top so no stabbing through
@@N1korasu this. 💯
You can’t shit upwards (top bunk gang)
Edible Pain 😂😂
Top bunk gang for life! I'd ride on out on you bottom bunkers!
They're pretty fanatical about their bathroom cleanliness in prison and jail.
Bc prison strips you of all humanity and restricts you to the barebones. So even if its something as mundane as wiping the floor, at least u have something u can control in that environment. And of course all you have is time in there, so why not make it clean where ur gonna be spending 23 hours of every day inside that room.
@@foodfetish4776 Thanks, I guess. I wasn't saying I didn't understand why they do it. While your more academic explanation sounds good, I think it has more to do with the fact that you're sharing it with other men, and therefore want them to clean as much of "them" off of it as they can.
I feel like a late night poop/piss...just something about night time, im thinking back to military basic training, kinda close to jail I guess, but something about just some alone time on the toilet in the middle of the night, peace and quiet and the smell of fabuloso and stainless steel cleaner.
@@Timman57 in Australia if you shit after lock in (3:30pm) your getting your head jumped on you might get the rare time it's let go bit in general it's not tolerated at all
@@michaelreid8889 lol sounds like a fun time
Courtesy flush is a thing, military isn't so different than prison. Other than you get paid more .
The prison water bill was $800,000 per month with all that toilet flushing.
Damnnn I wish Kyle would go back to Jail. He a great storyteller
Yea for like 2 years
He is
@@dablo8512 why?
@@jeremiahkoontz4187 I mean he is a good story teller not that he’s in jail again lmfao
🤣
Plot Twist: Snow is Kyle's Tyler Durden
2:10 to the guy in orange: In california you cannot. You are required to be up and programming from roll call at like 4am to 10pm. Your mat needs to be rolled (most places) and shoes on. For the whole day. You can sometimes break protocol depending on the situation, like the northerners keep a person on point all night, usual multiple people, so they usually sleep during the day once all their people are awake. They usually keep people on point to watch for surprise raids, to see if anyone else shows up at night(thats usually when they do transfers) or to watch for any unusual behavior.
I’ve used this skill craft toilet paper in the military and he is right on the money on how terrible it is
10:40 where i was wed say no shoes in the 'driveway' that way you can step out of bed onto the clean floor in socks, and then at the end of the 'driveway' (the walkway between the two racks) youd have a towel as a marker and then your sandals on the other side. Essentially like not wearing shoes inside your home
I have family in the Army and that TP always shows up at the house for some reason. It is the worst TP imaginable, it's almost transparent.
if you don't like that, don't work in health care cause the hospitals have it too!
Derek Brunette Yeah I was going to say... That's the TP they have in the hospital psych ward lol.
I ate Percocets every day in county…I had a back injury like a month before I got in, and when I told them they nurse moved me to a bottom bunk with 2 mats, and 1 Perc 3x a day..//I would cheek 3 on day, and 3 the next, then take 6 at once and then I didn’t mind being in there at all, lol
So basically u was a junkie in there ? Bet
The problem with the top bunk is, you're exposed to the lights right in your face, climbing up and down sucks (especially if you're trying to not bother the person on the bottom), heat rises so it's usually really hot on the top bunk (especially in a little cell), risk of falling off (remember the beds are very very small) and lastly the top bunk can be used against you in an attack (one second you're in a deep sleep, the next you're falling 6+ feet into concrete, you're probably losing that fight). Those are the main negatives I can remember, the only other things against it would be all the positives of the bottom bunk.
@ZMan1471 Absolutely, usually that'll happen in big open dorms where you can be on both sides of the bunk.
Exactly, fluorescent lights were literally 3 ft from my face for the first 3 months…you get used to sleeping with your face wrapped in a t shirt
Gregg sounds like the kinda guy that sleeps on his back, arms crossed on his chest like hes dead, while talking in his sleep about his celly
Tucker looks like he’s really imagining being in jail
gotta wonder why
Skilllcraft is probably the name of the company we had to use it in the basic training for 6 months and anytime we go on training events it's just what we get lol it sucks
In basic I would sleep on top of my made bed.
i hope snow makes a youtube channel and reacts to this
1:41 idk why but I imagined woody saying that to a person in a wheelchair hahah
I DIDNT EXPECT TUCKER. WHAT A GREAT SURPRISE. I LOVE IIJERIICHOII
Crazy to see the things that can happen over a decade. First time watching pka, and woody, in a looong time. Everybody, keep your chin up, ask for help when you need it.
Is this Mike from Katy T’s 😂😂 what up
Give that Indian guy two full jars of strawberry cream cookies!
I could listen to Kyle talk about prison for years
Toilet paper called skillcraft is used by the military, and there are literally metal flakes in it.
Sleeping with lights on and with tv on idk my babbymoms hated it
That toilet paper is skill craft LMFAO that’s “military grade.” What the army uses lmao
I literally had an ad pop up for toilet cleaners just after he said he's shit in the morning when it was clean
I don’t think there’s ever been a situation where a parrot asserted it’s dominance, Woody.
I am some what of a connoisseur of stand up comedy. Kyle you need to hit the stage with this man. I’m seriously laughing harder to this than some of my favorite stand ups specials man.
Ay tucker drinking that space dust ipa. Good man, shits so good
It's meh. Two hearted ale is a waaaaaaaay better IPA.
People can hit you with a padlock on a belt easier on a top bunk. Bottom bunk the bunk above you protects you. You can reach into your desk from a bottom bunk. And like he said, you don't have to climb.
4:55 reminds me of that Catholic church/organization called In Touch Ministries
LOL at the dude paying people to make his bed. The seals used to do the same shit but with getting their knives sharpened at the mall
We get that same toilet paper in the military
yeah its really not that bad
I had to sleep on a tip bunk for about 2 weeks and it was awful the next 6 month i had a bottom bunk. You always have somewhere to sit
Courtesy flushes are taken very serious. If someone airs out the whole mod with their shit thatll get someone broken off / dp'd (depending on your race this will be diff things. If a white did this theyd either get a 123 burpee workout, 246 burpee workout, or a 23 second pocket check (usually two people will give you body shots , they can either tell you not to fight back or to fight back))
Bottom bunk you can hang sheets all around for privacy.
Sometimes that is against jail rules.
@@nightfall1826 ...ur joking right. Cell phones are too.
Tuna mixed with Velveeta cheesey rice was my go to in prison
Watching this just in case I go to prison
I'd loved to guest on this show, looks like so much fun!
Brooce on PKA!
please get snow on the podcast when he gets out
Felons can’t connect
One thing he didn't mention if they give you 3 rows of toilet paper but you still have 1 left over from the week before and you don't tell them then they will charge you with stealing from the state.
Greg sounds amazing.
I remember that toilet paper.. used it to prop up my pillow
Yall think he's joking but it's real there's a reason good COs are hard to find it's because the wardens hate us too
Yup😂😂 we used that shit in boot camp in the navy lol
Lol the same TP we have in the Navy😂😂😂
2:24 let em know!
He must have been in a level 1 prison! I was a c/o and I worked at a supermax level 6 (S) for 5 years then I got lucky and transferred to a work camp level 1. I didn't have trouble with inmates! My trouble was with sorry ass c/o's!
this sounds like blount county jail in alabama..
Dudes one thing no one talks about! listen when you shit, as soon as that turd hits the water, you flush. They ain’t running out of water and it already fuckin smells like shit.
To this day I do that even in my own home
Snow "got with" him
Glad you comback. FPSRussia ll come back2 ?
i do the flushing technique when i have to use the public restroom cuz i aint want no one to hear me blow that shit up. yall should to the same cuz vice versa
Prison sounds kinda legit.
Same tp I used in jail. Shit is like wiping your ass with sandpaper.
Tis true Skillcraft sandpaper is the official tp of the military
1:42 tough talk
You can tell this paper is literally gonna tear me a new asshole
I wonder if you guys were using Vanguard shower shoes.
he felt bad because he was worried he would disturb his bunk mate with the bed squeaking when he got up to go to the bathroom in PRISON. This dude does not deserve to be in there. Fuck this system
Can confirm, Brail toilet paper is used by the military, and the toilet paper you can buy is soft as a mother fucker.
Kyle was incarcerated for 2 months. These guys act like he was there for years 😂 His stories are very funny though
That's called skilcraft it's the same shit tickets the military uses🤣
Prison life back, always carry a shiv
Skillcraft toilet paper. We use it in the Army
We use skillcraft products in the army. It really does suck ass.
Top bunk is where it's at.
Yeah in jail you have more then one pair shoes and now i wear slides alot
My school had the same damn toilet paper
Same TP the navy uses
Prison toilet paper is like sandpaper! I was a c/o and that shit made my ass bleed!
Greg sounds like Ned Flanders
That's military issue toilet tissue. Shits rough lol
He wasn’t in long enough to be institutionalized.
Of course Woody would be the prison bitch. They'd have him doing all of their chores for free by the end of his first week in.
They keep their floors clean for more reasons then just piss on the floor. Its cause there's a lot of dust and hair and stuff building up on the floor. Especially in dormitories. Well, even in cell living. Cleaning the floor with shampoo and a floor towel is part of a convicts everyday routine in lock up.
wheres the thumbnail at lol ??
How much can they drag out of Kyle's 2 months in prison? Jesus!
about 2 months of stories
And being a hardcore clean freak
None of these dudes accept for kyle would last in prison oh my goodness
Mike I’m pretty sure he did like 2 months in prison not county
@Mike he was at FCI Talladega's camp
@Mike wasn't snow in there for 10 years? He had 5 left.
2 months goes by quick really... its not like the dude did yrs.
there is hardly any violence in the low security feds
Bro my school uses that
That TP is expensive online.
Because you get like 96 rolls
That’s the same brand of toilet paper that my school uses that shit sucks
They be getting skillcraft 🤣 same shit in the army lmao
Army boots?? Mp3 players?? Bruh you were in job corps not prison.
I love how they try to justify there preference of being on top bunk when any person that's ever been locked up knows that bottom bunk is the shit. Going from top bunk to bottom is a great feeling.
Why
Bottom bunk EVERY time
Fuck skill craft toilet paper the only thing it is good for is field ops but even then just use mre toilet paper
Army infantry here; skilcraft is the most abysmal toilet paper made by man kind.
Also, some guy in my basic training, sunshine, would charge $2 dollars to make a bed and everyone would happily pay per day, that's $14 a week for us math buffs
Bring snow the Mexican the white dude and the big black dude with dreads on here I want to hear their stories my father was in prison and he had a do boy he paid him in coffee and dude did laundry cleaned shoes and whatever else he needed he came home with that mindset he gave me 5 dollars for my 21st birthday and said don't spend it all like 🥴 this ain't enough for a pack of Newport 100s
swap woody for wings.
Sometimes you just Gotta down one drowned one