@@ZidValenski why are you saying congratulations to someone who brutally be a woman and she can’t even remember her name or walk why would you support something like that?
@@playoffl36ron8 pfff imagine having to own guns to feel free own an IED based on TATP materials, white crystalline powder with a distinctive bleach-like odor (when impure) or a fruit-like smell when pure to blow up buildings in style like a real revolutionary!
Tyler: Blew up his apartment, suffered from psychic disorder, organized domestic terrorist group, beat himself to tarnish his boss' reputation and destroyed corporate skyscraper in front if his GF.
@@blackatom4957 that's actually true though. His recent fuck ups don't change for the solid points he had. Like the good old saying goes: you can learn things from even your enemies
@@jimf.1318You must never seen that Trevor mission when Trevor literally tortures a guy in a dark wet basement or the mission where you literally slaughter Wades cousin and his wife into bloody gore and organs all over the apartment GTA and Sleeping Dogs are both insane they could’ve done a DLC collaboration between both games 😮💨🔥
@@redhunnid5142 Don't forget Mrs.Chu went she went nuts after Winston's death and butchered (literally) a thug, cook his remains and then proceed to feed it to Dogeyes. But gotta give credit where credit is due: GTA 5 also have its share of violence and gruesome deaths.
Amazing tutorial! I just got my girlfriend but she's screaming and yelling for the word "help" right now, so i had to put her to my basement, great tip tho!
this woman was being kidnapped, which isn’t right in anyway equal rights equal fights means to defend yourself in this woman was being kidnapped and has done nothing wrong. You’re just a misogynist.
why are you making fun of serious things? This woman was kidnapped and beaten she never attacked him or anything. What do you mean equal rights equal fights
I found a trick to avoid that, there’s a thing called a ski mask and something else called latex gloves you need to equip and for some reason those men you mentioned don’t spawn, think it’s a bug.
How to get a girlfriend
Google: talk about her interest
Bing:
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's kidnapping💀
Lmao
Bing be like : Bing Chillin
Good advice tried it on a random girl but for some reason multiple cars with lights are following me
Lol
Hol up
Only two colours Blue and red
They will shoot you soon💀
Those are just haters trying to stop ur grind keep going
most romantic man in China
Sleeping dogs is located in Hong Kong you racist!
He DID open the trunk for her.
@@Gentlemenpickleesq.😂
hong kong
@@averagegameenjoyer4156 it's not separate
He's taking the "women are only into bad boys" philosophy to heart.
“YoUr NoT mY tYpE”
Her type:
Funniest bot
when you've never felt the touch of a woman:
@@cooltwittertag when ur a snowflake:
@@cooltwittertagwhen u can’t take a joke:
@@lone-dmc9174 still hasn't felt the touch of a woman
She:- “I Have A Boyfriend”
Her Boyfriend:
Cringe
@@hollownxt1295 i miss 2009
Pretty sure, she won't be even mentally capable at that talk to you at that point.
@NaziPropaganda “guys I’m so nice why does she only like bad guys 😡”
@@hollownxt1295 elliot rodger grindset
Womens: i don't like Kitchen
Mens in 1930s:
The best era, i wish if that era returns forever
@@GalaxVerse Weirdo
@@markusdead96 nah he's just based
It wont u lil sh@Alexei_xyz
Womens ☠️
IT WORKED!
She loves me now, but she doesn't remember her name and she walks funny.
Congratulations
That's enough
so you kidnapped them be a woman why would you do that? What’s wrong with you?
@@ZidValenski why are you saying congratulations to someone who brutally be a woman and she can’t even remember her name or walk why would you support something like that?
I’m gonna to try it with my crush
That's the wei
This is wei underrated!
@@_checkit i see what you did there 😂😂
Theres no wei to improve this joke
@@metalvenger2 😎
It's the Only Wei
" *How I Met Your Mother* "
🤣🤣🤣🤣
More like Joe Goldberg situation
😅😂🤣
More like how the therapist met your mother
I can't stop laughing at this comment! 😂
Grandma: Back in the day men knew how to treat women correctly.
Grandpa in 1952 whenever his wife forgot about the dinner:
Who in the world forgets about dinner?
Lmao bro😭
@@GalaxVerse I sometimes forget to eat almost the entire day.
I get hungry, I don't eat immediately, hungry feeling goes away so I forget.
@@Z38_US starve!!!!!!
Why does everyone think that all men in the 50's were abusive tyrants? That's ridiculous (and sexist)
Bro got the Triad Rizz
Great tutorial, just got my first girlfriend
Is she breathing yet ??
Is she still alive 😳?
@@imstrfan8749 I don "t think so 😂😂😂
If she die give body parts to me
@@imstrfan8749 dead or alive, love is eternal
The two punches at the end are so unnecesary lmao
Just knocking them out. You know, for convenience
But appreciated
Super necessary
@@miguillosJust for that feel good gameplay
Yo I almost spit my drink out with the two punches 😭😭😭
That multiple punches got me💀🤣
He didn't had money for chloroform
How is beating women funny what’s wrong with you?
@@arghyaprotimhalder5592 you have serious problems
"At least he's over 6 feet."
Lmao
"I think... "
Chinese Government:
American goverment def control the way you think more than u know. Freedom to think as long as it follows their agenda.
@@winstond4445 while America is a pain, when compared to China they’re the lesser of two evils.
Haha.
@@winstond4445 shh don't burst his bubble he can own a gun so he thinks he's free
@@playoffl36ron8 pfff imagine having to own guns to feel free
own an IED based on TATP materials, white crystalline powder with a distinctive bleach-like odor (when impure) or a fruit-like smell when pure to blow up buildings in style like a real revolutionary!
“Tyler is so nice, he would never hurt a fly”
Tyler:
Yeah ik how neighbor's kids are like...
Power of LOVE made him show his full strength
Tyler: Blew up his apartment, suffered from psychic disorder, organized domestic terrorist group, beat himself to tarnish his boss' reputation and destroyed corporate skyscraper in front if his GF.
Good thing it's a human and not a fly!
"Tyler is a gentle soul to women"
aLL wOmeN, aRe qUEen.
This guy: If she breathes, she's a THOOOOOOT
When she said that she liked bad boys:
*Asian Andrew Tate doesn't exi-*
I have been attacked by the matrix, I was showing the girl that man and woman can't be equal.
@@blackatom4957 that's actually true though. His recent fuck ups don't change for the solid points he had. Like the good old saying goes: you can learn things from even your enemies
@@AratakiBullPowerSiddo1 which solid points?
@@guilleperez7493 That men and women aren’t equal.
How are women inferior to men other than in muscle mass?
Flowers, chocolate, gifts... Fuck this shit, now I exactly know what to do
This is less expensive so it works
@@cye2310 Except you're gonna spend half your life behind metal bars
@@cye2310 you need to buy a car first
@@developerninja619
That's the problem but you can always carjack.
@@O.LEO.N The difference is the time and place
Bro really became every dad that was in the peeky blinders age😂😂😂
Ig?
how is beating women and kidnapping and rape necessary. Please tell me what’s wrong with you
If the guy was bald this would have blown tf up
Like real hk police
😭
🇨🇳你好Stop right there🇨🇳
This message does not suit the likes of the Communist Party of China and will be censored effectively.
🇨🇳Glory to the Party🇨🇳
that game for a psycho
on9仔閉嘴啦。
Sadly after National Security Law, they have become more like this.
Instructions unclear: Some cars with red and blue lights are around my house.
Same hear bro I give them 1 star
Where did you get that profile picture from? 🙂
@@M.Muneeb.R Why?
@@ikramqamar7786 just asking 🙂
@@ikramqamar7786 I want it too 🙂
Went from a street girl to wifey material real quick
Street girl to a mom*
Me when the barista’s shift ends
Very Effective 😎👍
you a psycho
If it works it works ✌️😎✌️
direct hit on the target
GTA Online : WTF
Sleeping Dog : Normal Day in Hong Kong
This makes GTA look like a tame game.
@@jimf.1318You must never seen that Trevor mission when Trevor literally tortures a guy in a dark wet basement or the mission where you literally slaughter Wades cousin and his wife into bloody gore and organs all over the apartment GTA and Sleeping Dogs are both insane they could’ve done a DLC collaboration between both games 😮💨🔥
@@redhunnid5142 Pfff, that's nothing, I actually find that part of the story funny.
@@redhunnid5142 Pretty sure that Trevor never killed Wade's cousin (Floyd) and only killed debra in that situation.
@@redhunnid5142 Don't forget Mrs.Chu went she went nuts after Winston's death and butchered (literally) a thug, cook his remains and then proceed to feed it to Dogeyes. But gotta give credit where credit is due: GTA 5 also have its share of violence and gruesome deaths.
I didn't know those last hits were even in thr animation💀
I mean shit, if the shoe fits 😏👠
Thx I'll try this tip with my crush 👍
Dont get crushed by his bf later 😂
Bro just crushed her crush💀
@@rahulverma8774 HIS!?
@@anthonyfernandez82 Sorry 😔
Bro holding knife 🔪 in his profile pic 💀
"Free my homie he din do nothin!"
His homie:
Citizen: "in my opinion..."
Indonesia government: 👊👊👊👊
Now thats a ladies man!😎
no tf it’s not you have serious problems
how is beating women and kidnapping and rape a ladies man. Please tell me what’s wrong with you
I just didn't think he would literally "pick up" the girl lol
technically he didn't, that's more grabbing, pushing, and politely asking her to lay down in the trunk.
@@bowiehunter Yep. Except, you're wrong about the "politely" part of course 🤣
@@O.LEO.N nah, totally polite
@@O.LEO.NI’m my opinion he was being nicer than she deserved
@@bowiehunter weird rpst
Very effective, worked for Bundy too!
Amazing tutorial! I just got my girlfriend but she's screaming and yelling for the word "help" right now, so i had to put her to my basement, great tip tho!
This is how i met my wife
ofc because you are a rpst
Alternate title
How ted bundy picked girls
That boy truly couldn't take no for a answer.
Wei shen*
Wasn't he into guys or sumthng?
@@8eyeshe was a based man. I mean he was killing objects not women. If I remember correcttly he focused on prostitutes?
ted bundy victims were flirting with him though, he was a flirter and then he killed them when they were alone
How to pick up girls:
Mom: give her flowers
Dad: say something funny to rizz her up
Creepy uncle:
Grandpa:
Creepy, violent uncle Grandpa:
Your neighbor with Big Black Ding-dong :
@@faleilham8334people that sleep on the warm side of the pillow:
@@Artobacco No delete your comment
My crush: "I only date bad boys"
Me:
You just admitted to being a rpist suck fk human
@@maddykasky09bro there was no r*pe in the video, just a girl getting kidnapped
Sleeping dogs features is very insane 😏
what a gentleman
Me: "how do I pick up girls?"
Google: "Treat them with respect"
Bing:
If this is Bing what would recommend Duck duck Go
copypasta
"equal rights, equal fights"
this woman was being kidnapped, which isn’t right in anyway equal rights equal fights means to defend yourself in this woman was being kidnapped and has done nothing wrong. You’re just a misogynist.
why are you making fun of serious things? This woman was kidnapped and beaten she never attacked him or anything. What do you mean equal rights equal fights
Holyy shit wtf i never played this game and im doing research cause its on sale for 5 bucks (defentive edition) and this short alone has me sold !
Buying it rn
it's a great game
Buy it if you haven't yet
Even off sale, it’s worth the price. All the dlc is included too.
Qual o nome do jogo seus feioso?
Thank you bro, now I‘m in jail
I tried this in real life, I got arrested for no reason
can't believe they now have wifi inside the jail
Can't believe they gave your phone back in jail
@@lllIlIIllIIl Yeah, we have 5G
@@FunnyRedemption “The justice system is corrupt.” bro 😢
your mail order wife may come with some slight damage
Woman Acquired 👍
this one had me laughing on the ground
Dinner will be ready soon
Free washing machine
@@VR-F and a free meal
Next objective: Take her home, put her in the basement !
Most romantic man in Hong Kong
"I'm sorry, you're too kind". Her choice :
Picking up girls in Ohio:
Explain?
Picking up girls in Detroit :
Oh we're not doing Ohio memes anymore
@@Alex001-d9f Says who. Ohio is the capital of meme world
@@ViolentCabbage-ym7ko you wouldnt come here outta state and talk to people in columbus like this or we'd put yo az in the trunk bruh😂
+100,000 Social Credit👍🥴🤫🥳😼🤑😎
Rejection hits too hard for wei😂 then this happened
What a gentleman
Guess she never met her bf 🤣🤣🤣
I did this to Amanda And brought her to apartment 😂
I Brought her to a dock and threw her in the ocean
you cannot do that in gta 5…
Amanda is in sleeping dogs
@@Callagwhan oh…… amanda cartwright. my bad.
@@Callagwhan weird rpst
Thanks it worked
"GET IN THE CAR MARIE! GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!"
I completely forgot you can kidnap people in this game 😂 I need to play this again.
The Ted Bundy Approach
好好看這部遊戲我3歲開始玩很搞笑，但是沈威將按摩女士放在白色的車關在車廂裏！😂😂
Bro got that lightskin rizz 💀
The Asian Rizz
im terrible, that escalated so fast i couldnt help laughing
Seems like he almost killed her 😂
She ll be fine
The killing happens 32 hours from now.
This is best way for making a girl friend
That's what I call a good lifehack
Works irl too
when she said 位內閣看守內閣與看守內閣有苦苦苦苦內閣官員告訴你, i felt that 😔
I had a f**king stroke reading the translation for this shit
@@zen-gamer01 lmao
Bro just committed a war crime and got away with it 💀
Woah, damn, Grand Theft Auto isn't even that extreme
I heard some Cantonese: "哇！份早餐畀狗食就差唔多”, which means:"bruh, this breakfast is better to get eaten by dog"
I got a "Wow! A breakfast is as good as a dog" by Google Translate.
🙄🙄
@@adnan_hazim google spitting fax
@@adnan_hazim huh? you don't know that google translate can't translate Cantonese properly right?
🙄🙄🙄
@@user-pw8sj5nr4x Yes I do. That's why I made that reply in the first place. Google Translate can be comically awkward sometimes.
@@user-pw8sj5nr4x There's many canton in Indonesia
Damn that trunk head slam
Can confirm as a girl myself this definitely works and u should try it on every girl u see
You’re just pretending to be a guy and you’re definitely a weird rpst
Still a better love story than twilight...
GTA ChinaTown 😂
Yeaas
We don’t talk about Chinatown.
GTA Chinatown was a really fun game to me back then
But this game has, well, an entire extra dimension compared to that game
@@ethandesanta5404 one thing I dont like is the driving. Take getting used too. Apart from that the minigame mechanic and story is great.
@@icehoof psp version was the best
Ahh....
Sleeping dogs......
Still one of my favorite games
Bro didn't even hesitate
I’ll make sure to take notes.
chloroform and rope
Most normal day in Germany:
I didn't expect it to be so brutal
'let's go bake some cookies boyyys'
He knows it very well that's how his mum was kidnapped and ...
Wei really knows how to hit on a girl
Bro got the kidnapping murderous psychopathic rizz
Friend:hey bro how did you girlfriend get that huge scar on her face
Me:you don't wanna know
Bro left her speechless
My great grandfather telling me how he married my great grandmother
My grandfather told me this is how he kept his freezers full
"And that's how I met your mother."
Bro took " stealing your girl " way too seriously😂
Bro took "pick up girls" to a next level
Thank you,ima try this irl if it works
Wassup bro
Are u alive
@@lostfound2767 it works
Dad how can I get girl friend?
Dad : first you need some car
Oh for freedom to commute anywhere she need to go?
Dad : NO..
Well that escalated quickly...
"Wei Shen, you have such a way with words."
Thanks 4 advice
I did it, and it worked, but for some reason, men in uniform came and put me in metal hand ties, and now I'm behind bars.
I found a trick to avoid that, there’s a thing called a ski mask and something else called latex gloves you need to equip and for some reason those men you mentioned don’t spawn, think it’s a bug.