I like how Krieger here is softening up around Farmgirl. He's still him, trench, shovel, rations, Lasgun and all, but he's mellowing out and helping out on the farm, in his own special Krieg way.
"It tastes like nothing" I'd say that's fucking awesome. Have you TRIED army rations? Plus, water tastes like nothing if its clean and drinkable, so its like complaining that a cube is too cube shaped or that food makes you less hungry.
@@DakkaNah2619 Eh, as someone who to this date still chews on stuff I really shouldn't, like bottle caps and what not, I think flavour is more important.
@@cpaul562like the chap above mentioned, milkshakes can get near-solid levels of thick. If that thing is basically pure protein and vitamins I'm wagering it'd be like the extra thick shakes. Hell I've had protein shakes that if I didn't violently shake for a minute before opening it'd plop out of the container like molten rock.
@@Craigerfried1128 That is hard to say, I guess I just like them all, tough Leaguess of Votann have additional points for being dwarves. Dwarves are the best. Edit: just listen to clamavi de produndis dwarg songs, all of them, tough I must particularly recommend dragonshore, dwarven forge, and birth of an age.
That would negatively affect combat efficiency! Be not afraid though, for the K ration is so efficient it gets absorbed almost completely, minimizing any downtime for dispozing of the waste! Glory to the Man-Emperor of mankind! -This PSA was brought to you by [REDACTED]
But there are no such side effects. The only reason you would suffer such a condition is if you were on kriegs surface for too long, and even then, thag be because your organs are failing rapidly.
Farmgirl (or whatever is the name of that character) doesn't know the Krieg ration must keep you active for 3 days because the supply line may be so wrecked that you can't get food more often.
@@lordfriedrick7911 even with the little knowledge I have about the Warhammer world, I still have enough knowledge to know that you're most likely right.
@@lordfriedrick7911If it's Soylens Viridians (which, given the Paste consistency and lack of taste it probably is), then it's not as bad as you think.
to krieger, paradise world usually is equivalent of hell. but, maybe he gets used to not always needing a gas mask and maybe even upgrades at some point to surface level barracks.
Kriegers feel that they owe a debt to the emperor for their ancestors sins, and the only thing that grants them atonement in their eyes is dying in combat for the emperor. He's calm on the outside, but on the inside he's screaming for glorious war.
To be unprepared in the Imperium, is to be a fool for slaughter, to be unprepared in the guard, is to be a incompetent soldier. Kreiger-457-338-c3 is Niether
The best thing about this comic is that when in the previous one they were talking about how Krieger can serve the emperor the other way than to die for him, and now we got the answer. He used his experience in digging trenches to build irrigation channels. How wholesome.
Hey, Agriworlds are a common victim of Drukhari raids. Sending a Krieger to guard one is great. He'll never get bored or slack off and can help with the work on the side. Plus, he's making some conveniently-placed shelters for the civvies to hide in.
I'm still holding out that this is an attempt by the Chaos Gods to break this Krieger who is currently trapped in the warp. Purely for their entertainment or a bet with the God Emperor.
You should read Love & Krieg (if you can find it). It's a RomCom of different people dating Kriegers. It's set on an Imperial World (think modern-day Earth but 40ked) called Terranis. The planet is slowly getting Kriegerized and it's hilarious.
The kriegsmen: “It’s a little nicer, but I still prefer a world full of Khorne demons, since this is a different type of hell, the worse hell in the known world of all hells.”
For anyone who might have doubts about how realistic this is, remember that even colonel Jurten himself had a daughter. And the krieg guardsmen are very much like him. Very very very much (wink wink)
Place your bets here folks who is going to invade the planet first and turn this heartwarming comic into a gut wrenching tragedy orks, tyranids or necrons
Imagine a threat shows up, and as soon as it is about to claim it's first victim, Krieger just gets +$1000 on his drawing budget like Saitama and starts ripping and tearing until it is done.
0:50, I love the fact that the Krieger goes hunting for mice with a bloody Lasgun. Really makes the point that both in comic and Warhammer there is no such thing as an overkill.
But this is the death korps were talking about, there's must be a cath, maybe the K-rations have chemicals that slowly mess up your organs or some crazy shit like that
Tzeencht: dont forget boys and girls, next chapter is chaos ensuing, with emperor's children on the loose, world eaters, the genestealer cult of nurgle, chaos orks, and everyone else from chaos in here.
lemme guess, one day the Night Lords attacked that planet and tried to scratch the farmgirl and in a few seconds Khorne broke into the Imperial Palace, begging Big E for help, while the Krieg, all covered in blood was just menacingly floating toward him
Kriegers are all brainwashed teenagers fighting earn the emperor forgiveness. They are know for compleetly disgrading themself and see themself as just a tool for the emperor. They will run into a machine gun nest without a second thought. They are feared and respected for this reason. You cannot break a kreiger.
Excuse me, why does that loyal servent of the emperor appear to have an artificial sleeping companion shaped like one of the lesser emanations of the great enemy?
i dont know why, but this title made a song pop in my head " Krieg son, Krieg son in paradise, Krieg son, Krieg son trapped in paradise, Golden rays of the Emporors grace round Setting down, such a golden light, Now the Grox slowly retreat To the stables - out of sight
I can think of one way she can get him to eat tasty food with her - You wouldn't want to run out of these rations in case of an emergency, now would you?
Hes softening up a lil but a ration is a ration!
Kreig Science is the best in da whole Imperium!
Aww, He's actually getting along with the farmer, this is good.... peace is nice
MAKE THIS A SERIES PLEASE
Damn I would like that ration now.. It would revolutionize the world for broke people D
Agree
Farmer: What's inside?
Kreiger: Three men's worth of nutrients.
Farmer: I...see. What's it made out of?
Kreiger: Three men's worth of nutrients.
That can be taken as 3 men's worth of calories and food...
Or 3 condensed men...
And it's probably 3 condensed men.
@@joesmotherincorperatedbroe4740cuz' it is
@@joesmotherincorperatedbroe4740 Corpse Starch, the best starch!
@@Exis247 scrum-diddly-umptious
Well that and combat and combat stims
I still fear the potential tragedy of this comic
haha.. I still have not recovered from the Necron Girl Series.
Good, war hammer can be wholesome or traumatizing when it wants to be
It's 40k everything goes to shit eventually
Which series is that? I'd like to take a look. @@GingerSid
That plushie at the end looked scarily similar to nurgle.
The wee horn looking things
I like how Krieger here is softening up around Farmgirl. He's still him, trench, shovel, rations, Lasgun and all, but he's mellowing out and helping out on the farm, in his own special Krieg way.
Someone needs to keep watch. too many worlds have died because of the population becoming lax, only for an unexpected threat to arrive.
@@lachlanmacrae1779 A kreiger is always watchful.
As you can notice, he is always _armed._
He has fortified this position….. I think dorn would be proud and saddened that he might be missing a perfect imperial fist
@@peris_arts_film9699 Kreger Space Marine
@@Bluesonofman Suicidal space marines are too expensive.
Love the fact that Krieg lives in a trench, so on brand for them
Everything else would be uncomfortable
Dude's probably got a full mini-bunker down, complete with surprisingly comfy bunk, covered ammo rack and Raid Shovel.
He was probably born in a dugout.
@alexanderv.domanski9246 He was born in something called a Vitae Womb. Exactly what that is, is kinda vague and debatable.
Krieg soldiers of the Deathcorps are clones, think star wars clones but several dozen times as metal and violent.
"It tastes like nothing"
I'd say that's fucking awesome. Have you TRIED army rations? Plus, water tastes like nothing if its clean and drinkable, so its like complaining that a cube is too cube shaped or that food makes you less hungry.
Even if the taste is nothing, imagine the actual texture. It’s probably like drinking a thick slime
@@DakkaNah2619 Eh, as someone who to this date still chews on stuff I really shouldn't, like bottle caps and what not, I think flavour is more important.
@@DakkaNah2619probably not if their drinking it out of a straw.
@@cpaul562 There are straws for thick drinks like milkshakes
@@cpaul562like the chap above mentioned, milkshakes can get near-solid levels of thick. If that thing is basically pure protein and vitamins I'm wagering it'd be like the extra thick shakes. Hell I've had protein shakes that if I didn't violently shake for a minute before opening it'd plop out of the container like molten rock.
I see he’s made himself a comfortable abode.
You notice that he made a mailbox out of an ammo crate?
@@cpaul562 Yes, rather resourceful
The fact nothing bad happened to them yet is the most terrifying thing to me
Grim darkness is acumulating.
@@marcelgrabowski5939 correct, also what army do you play?
@@Craigerfried1128I never played warhammer game. I am here for good stories, as everywhere.
@@marcelgrabowski5939 okay, what’s your favorite faction tho?
@@Craigerfried1128 That is hard to say, I guess I just like them all, tough Leaguess of Votann have additional points for being dwarves. Dwarves are the best.
Edit: just listen to clamavi de produndis dwarg songs, all of them, tough I must particularly recommend dragonshore, dwarven forge, and birth of an age.
3 days without feeling hungry?
I NEED IT!!
EVEN IF IT TURNS MY INTESTINES INTO A SLIP AND SLIDE!!!
That would negatively affect combat efficiency! Be not afraid though, for the K ration is so efficient it gets absorbed almost completely, minimizing any downtime for dispozing of the waste! Glory to the Man-Emperor of mankind! -This PSA was brought to you by [REDACTED]
Same to be honest
I need a Cadian corpse Bar
@@LukasJosai You are correct, weird one.
But there are no such side effects. The only reason you would suffer such a condition is if you were on kriegs surface for too long, and even then, thag be because your organs are failing rapidly.
Farmgirl (or whatever is the name of that character) doesn't know the Krieg ration must keep you active for 3 days because the supply line may be so wrecked that you can't get food more often.
Extended patrol on the surface are often interrupted by Nuclear winters.
She's a working gal, she's burning those calories.
Krieger the Heretic Slayer
Krieger: Souka!!!
Soldier: Its your waifu?
Farmer: Yes!!!
Krieger: No
Goblin Slayer reference, approved
Krieger: what!?
Farmer: what?
Holy Throne, I never even thought of the parallels with Goblin Slayer! 😂
Gretchin slayer
@@bambblamb3734literalmente putos goblins!
you can take the man out of the trench but you can’t take the trench out of the man.🐱
...sexually
Getting the trench out of a krieger is like getting the grime out of a grot.
I love how he dug a trench and a bunker to live in
A good Kriegsman should always be ready to fight and die, even in times of peace.
@@KeyfurDragon Glory to the emperor also imagine if he shared his corpse starch rations
@@isaacmcdaniel6278 - Administratum-approved corpse starch: now with 30% less processed xeno scum (Disclaimer: Not Guaranteed)
He dug it for the Pumpkins. Apparently it was insufficient. So he turn it into an outpost.
Damn, three days worth of hunger suspended in just one slurp? The hell are they putting in that stuff?
You don't want to know, trust me...
@@lordfriedrick7911 even with the little knowledge I have about the Warhammer world, I still have enough knowledge to know that you're most likely right.
@@lordfriedrick7911If it's Soylens Viridians (which, given the Paste consistency and lack of taste it probably is), then it's not as bad as you think.
@@thebighurt2495 ya mean corpse starch?
Probably meth...
Fun fact. The Krieg Ration makes you incapable of sleeping outside of a trench.
What? How?
@@EldelturnodelatardeKrieg, that’s how.
the imperium has its way of conveniency
75th like
Efficiency above all else
I love the fact that he use the laz rifle to point it out the rats
Well it IS A flashlight
HE AINT TAKING NO CHANCES LOL
It get better the rats are wear skaven gear
Love when they catch the rats one of them has the same hat as rasknitt from vermintide
believer of horned rat.
Please for the love of the Emperor no tragedy shall befall this Farm World; I had enough trauma from the last few WH 40K fan comic already.
That's why big E has sent his most dedicated warrior to protect this Farm World.
Is this world Terranis? Because Terranis holds.
Nurgling plushie
@@JLT0087 Terranis STANDS, brother.
This is the most wholesome situation my guy kreig has been in and he still wants to prepare for combat?
Talk about Unnecessary preparation...
to krieger, paradise world usually is equivalent of hell. but, maybe he gets used to not always needing a gas mask and maybe even upgrades at some point to surface level barracks.
Kriegers feel that they owe a debt to the emperor for their ancestors sins, and the only thing that grants them atonement in their eyes is dying in combat for the emperor. He's calm on the outside, but on the inside he's screaming for glorious war.
It's less 'unnecessary preparation' as it is the krieger version of 'being optimistic.'
To be unprepared in the Imperium, is to be a fool for slaughter, to be unprepared in the guard, is to be a incompetent soldier.
Kreiger-457-338-c3 is Niether
"Wish for the Best. Prepare for the Worst" type of mentality.
The best thing about this comic is that when in the previous one they were talking about how Krieger can serve the emperor the other way than to die for him, and now we got the answer. He used his experience in digging trenches to build irrigation channels. How wholesome.
Hey, Agriworlds are a common victim of Drukhari raids. Sending a Krieger to guard one is great. He'll never get bored or slack off and can help with the work on the side. Plus, he's making some conveniently-placed shelters for the civvies to hide in.
the indirect kiss made me blush. that "K" Ration sure is strong...
I'm still holding out that this is an attempt by the Chaos Gods to break this Krieger who is currently trapped in the warp.
Purely for their entertainment or a bet with the God Emperor.
He won’t break he is too loyal
Lets seeit now from a imperial guards perspective *pure nightmare*
Oh god, I see the nurgle looking plushie, shit ain’t gonna end well. I’m getting vibes from that one salamander comic, “His Angels” I think.
Actually that's the representation of a minor god of harvest, very popular among kids, but I see the resemblance 😅
@@ul8532 oh thank god
@@engineergaming2369 I wouldn't breathe yet, this is warhammer after all and we know happy things doesn't stay that way for long xD
@@ul8532 That's still Nurgle in one of his aspects. I'm afraid she's a herectic, it should be big E in a farmer outfit, he's the best farmer ever too.
@@MariaCorrea-mr2gy well shet...xD
I just now realized that looks like a Nurgle plushie she is holding..
Prelude to Darktide?
@kaidenrojas7736 maybe a happy sequel?
She should wash it, ten times, then set it on fire, then wash herself ten times
@@thatprofessorguy8316
Then set herself on fire.
(Daddy Vulkan approves)
Throne of Terra, imagine if that plushie leads to her getting ousted as a heretic and burned alive.
Yay! More Krieger in Paradise!
You should read Love & Krieg (if you can find it). It's a RomCom of different people dating Kriegers.
It's set on an Imperial World (think modern-day Earth but 40ked) called Terranis. The planet is slowly getting Kriegerized and it's hilarious.
The kriegsmen: “It’s a little nicer, but I still prefer a world full of Khorne demons, since this is a different type of hell, the worse hell in the known world of all hells.”
Ooook, that is some powerfull food here. And the Kregsman living in a trench on the paradise world is quite hilarious.
For anyone who might have doubts about how realistic this is, remember that even colonel Jurten himself had a daughter. And the krieg guardsmen are very much like him. Very very very much (wink wink)
I just love how the general consensus is that something bad will happen.
Place your bets here folks who is going to invade the planet first and turn this heartwarming comic into a gut wrenching tragedy orks, tyranids or necrons
Chaosites
Imagine a threat shows up, and as soon as it is about to claim it's first victim, Krieger just gets +$1000 on his drawing budget like Saitama and starts ripping and tearing until it is done.
I really like this comic, i just wish there were more pages
Remember: it's Warhammer 40k. No one truly wins, everyone dies in the end, or worse.
0:50, I love the fact that the Krieger goes hunting for mice with a bloody Lasgun. Really makes the point that both in comic and Warhammer there is no such thing as an overkill.
I mean, it's not like he's wasting ammo. They can recharge from any source of energy.
I would kill to have food that kept me fed for three freakin’ days
But this is the death korps were talking about, there's must be a cath, maybe the K-rations have chemicals that slowly mess up your organs or some crazy shit like that
@@Eldelturnodelatardethat would be a waste of resources, after all they invested a lot in training him.
I’ve tried one of those before. Indeed, they are no joke.
Good Omnissiah, I love this series.
There's definitely a Lembas bread joke in there somewhere. And WW1 drug chocolate...
Would love to see him build up his trench more. With permacrete and metal! And a furnace!
Reminds me of the "Meet the Engineer" TF2 vid where he's chillaxing, drinking beer, and playing guitar while getting shot at.
This has been one of the most wholesome things I've seen in a while!
I immediately thought I'd have some horribly warhammery-type ending but you know what? I'll accept wholesomeness.
I kinda want that energy pack in my life
So do I, I don’t care if it doesn’t have taste.
The more I think about it, the more I realize that that Krieg is probably the most radioactive thing on that planet.
I want some of them ration packs
We need a good and kind astartes chapter in orbit of this planet now!
Salamanders?
@@aidoskumarov5425 if available, yes.
Preferably with a librarian, reinforcements may or may not be needed.
Get some Fists in here ASAP. They won't be *nice* about it, but by The Emperor, that planet will be FORTIFIED.
He’s got an ammo box as a mail box. XD.
I would like to see home (trench).
I like how the ration packaging is similar to the IRL MRE's that we eat in the US military.
My first thought: Wait...Her plushie looks like...Nurgling ?
1:09 Is she holding a nurgle plush
Yes.
Thats fucking heresy
No I know what's already going to happen .
Heretic!!!!
...a Nurgle plushie? That's a red flag right there...
Im scared of the future of this comic
TERRANIS HOLDS!
Sorry, just remembering Love and Krieg.
That one's great. The Bar with the roof-mounted cannon was very *Krieg.*
Should have included the Slaanesh Cameo ending that was included in the comic.
WHAT!?
@@drxtale9446looked it up, even that is surprisingly wholesome, let's just say I have a theory about what it may end up as
Say what now
it took me a while to notice he built a full on trench system for him to live!
that is amazing
something bad about to happen-
big E man: nope
slaanshi: nope
KHORNE: NOTHING Will HAPPEN!!!
kreiger:???
Slaanesh feeds off the misery and frustration of Kriegers not seeing combat for extended periods.
@@thebighurt2495 there will be no misery from the kreiger till later.
warhammer can't have nice things
Love the induction port.
That was very wholesome it makes me feel happy thenkyou Sen 😁
Tzeencht: dont forget boys and girls, next chapter is chaos ensuing, with emperor's children on the loose, world eaters, the genestealer cult of nurgle, chaos orks, and everyone else from chaos in here.
Such a sweet love story.
40k rations are great, as long as you don't ask what... or who... they are made out of.
This man lives in a trench and I love it
That the Krieger has his own "cute" Mailbox next to his trench is weirdly terrifying.
lemme guess, one day the Night Lords attacked that planet and tried to scratch the farmgirl and in a few seconds Khorne broke into the Imperial Palace, begging Big E for help, while the Krieg, all covered in blood was just menacingly floating toward him
00:41
Taste affects morale, so it sure can affect combat efficiency.
Rather It taste like nothing then taste bad
Do think morale works the same way for Kriegers as it does normal people?
@@cpaul562
Well, that is debatable, for sure.
I see your point.
I would think taste would effect combat efficiency? Troop moral and all that.
Kriegers are all brainwashed teenagers fighting earn the emperor forgiveness.
They are know for compleetly disgrading themself and see themself as just a tool for the emperor.
They will run into a machine gun nest without a second thought.
They are feared and respected for this reason.
You cannot break a kreiger.
I love that she's cuddling a Nurgle plushie
I fear the tryannid threat may come
...I need me some of that rations...
oh lord i love the vibes. but for every positive vibe I'm equally reminded that its still 40k and....... that's a Kriegsman.
I just imagine it’s the equivalent of 25 “5Hour Energy” drinks distilled into a single pouch. Like some kind of electrolyte biodiesel
This is really wholesome I like it 👍
Love it. I'm good to see another part.
3 days (at least) nutrition from a single Kaprisun
I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!
Very sus why a keig is at a paradise world. Truly I smell grim dark at the end
"taste does not effect combat efficiency" yes it does dear krieger it boost moral
This is Krieg, moral is not a consideration for them.
Was half-expecting spontaneous cartoony weight gain.
That man defo drinks 3 of those a day, with how much "exercise" a normal soldier does.
the Skaven though yes yes
Bro after I read that Kindness for Kindness comic I’m always thinking “there’s gonna be some tragedy isn’t there?”
I love how the Kreger and farm girl held the mice up a gun point
I am still afraid it will end like the Primaris Salamander comic.
If I were to live in that peaceful place I would go insane so I will just dig a hold and off my self to return to my proper hell
The chonky Grox! I fukken need a chonky Grox plush!
THREE DAYS? OF FARM WORK? The EMPEROR TRULY GRANTS HIS MEN THE BEST OF THE BEST GEAR TO ENACT HIS WILL
Plowing a field is like making many small trenches
kriegmen deployed in an agriworld and Nothing HAS happened.... YET OH NO........ OH HELL NO
World Eater: It is... heaven?)*happy sounds and chainaxe with people's screaming*
Krieg on a paradise planet: THIS IS HELL
"Do NOT forget to turn out the lights" If you know you know...
The nurgle plush is foreshadowing isn’t it
Excuse me, why does that loyal servent of the emperor appear to have an artificial sleeping companion shaped like one of the lesser emanations of the great enemy?
i dont know why, but this title made a song pop in my head " Krieg son, Krieg son in paradise, Krieg son, Krieg son trapped in paradise, Golden rays of the Emporors grace round
Setting down, such a golden light, Now the Grox slowly retreat
To the stables - out of sight
This krigsman had to do something great to be able to live on a paradise world
i fear a chaos invasion (Nurgles to be precise) {due to the possible foreshadowing of her teddy bear?}
She has felt no hunger in three days...and no sleep either.
She will wear the mask in no time.
I hope the trenches look comfortable and ready for anything
Man I want me some Krieg rations now
Of course Kreiger's mask got emergency induction port.
I can think of one way she can get him to eat tasty food with her
- You wouldn't want to run out of these rations in case of an emergency, now would you?