@@Dobertathon he said 5 minutes for the entire routine. But he said 60 second shower. He said 15 seconds to rinse off, 30 seconds to put soap on, and then 25 seconds to rinse off. That’s not 60 seconds bro that’s 70 seconds.
As an actual sailor, this is how waking up and getting out the door fast goes: 1: wake up (still drunk from last night) and check time 2: realize you overslept (you only had 2 hours of sleep) 3: scramble into uniform that you kicked in the corner after work yesterday 4: have a panic attack because your on time (on time is late, do better) 5: get to the shop and get yelled at for something completely unrelated to being late 6: rinse and repeat
Bro forgot finding clothes, getting dressed, drying your skin and hair, taking a morning pee, (eat breakfast), style your hair, find your keys and lock up the house.
Well, one color clothes, 5-10 secs to get dressed, (wtf, u drying ftom?), peeing takes 10 secs to pee and 15secs to wash hands, no breakfast, buzzcut and finding keys??? Bro is your house a maze? Finding keys takes 1 sec and locking up 3 sec. Barely a minute to do allat if you are employed.
Thank you! I have to scrub most of my body with a pumice stone. If I don't acne breaks out all over. I complained to my doc and he told me that's what happens when you're 60 years old and your testosterone is over 1000.
@@ronnana694I got long hair, it takes me a minute to just get it fully wet, and I gotta shampoo and condition so it feels decent💀even cold showers couldnt do that for me
I absolutely love your chanel, i watch all your videos and you have guided me along the beginning of my physical and mental transformation from lazy dumb and overweight to intelligent hardworking and jacked. Thank you so much.
The hot Than cold method has been most effective for me After all I deserve and have time to purify myself probably and awaken my soul before I kickstart the day ❤️🔥
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Thank you jose zunigga! This was sooooo soo helpful for me.
LMAOOo@@COOKIE_RL
Ya
Cool
Do have a girl
Zunigga keeping us clean 💯💯
Mf got two top comments💀
@@DrakeDiddyTitanic only because of Zunigga 💯💯
@@vyomkeshbakshi4129 you’re cool 💯 💯
@@DrakeDiddyTitanic guess who taught me how to be cool?
@@vyomkeshbakshi4129 ain't no way zunigga did 🥶
“Start by turning on the shower on” 🔥🔥 Zunigga on top 🔝
my thoughts exactly
*get wet* 💀💀💀
u def spelled his name like that on purpose
Zuniga on top on
You spelled it wrong bro😂
Idk what I'd do without you Zunigga 💯💯🥂
glaze
@@randolfkeithhuh
@@randolfkeithnpc
@@randolfkeithBro is talking like that mf is a npc
@@1tsApGaming bro you replied to him twice youre a literal npc
My boy Zuniggar always got my back fr fr 💯🥶💯🔥🔥
AR??
AR LMFAOOOO
yo ☠️☠️
😂😂😂😂😂
He's skipping with the line 💀
Zunigga is being so realistic in every of his shorts. He's so inspiring. I liked him.
We all love José Zunigga ❤❤
We all love zunigga
All my real Zuniggas out there ❤
REAL ZUNIGGAS USE THOSE 5 MINUTES TO SLEEP 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
ZU WHAT?!
It's a meme on this channel...
REAL ZUNIGGAS DOESN'T SHOWER🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥 @@drugdealerranch
@@drugdealerranch ZUNI--AS
Zunigga always keeping it real 💯
AYOOOOO ITS ZUNIGA NOT ZUNWORD
Bruv😂
@@TabbedOutLOLthis zunigga guy out here giving great advice tho
@@azureushehe how many times do i have to say it....
ITS ZUNIGA NOT THE N WORD
@@TabbedOutLOLHe has the perfect racist name bro who is ever named zoonigga
only a minute in the shower is actually insane
Literally like you must smell so bad
My long curly hair could never
Fr I need af least an hour and a half.
But not today 🗿
@@Fuzzled369you a girl or Something
It’s called the navy shower technique for a reason bro
"you will step in the shower" *gets into the bathtub*
Thanks, I thought I was the only one who saw that.
Some countries have both installed together.
Dude who tf showers in 1 minute
We just leavin the house naked or what 💀
Are you guys little toddlers or what just put your own clothes on
Like a true navy seal😂
@@KfcOwnerdude took it way too serious
@KfcOwner just shut up its funny
It's a joke Gus. Calm down lil man@@KfcOwner
There is not excuse to look great 🫡
Albaniaaa
Yo finding to albanians in a Jose video is pretty rare since I'm Albanian 🇦🇱 too
genetics lol
samkee@@OneStopTechYT
@@mustang-bs9veShutup lil bro quit the excuses
thank you zunigga for this morning routine 🤑
Lmfao
🤯
bro racist
@@DrkTriqz yes indeed OMgYATT
@@DrkTriqz I'm just kidding
"Start by turning on the shower on" had me laughing like hell for some reason 😅😂
Zunigga never fails to fill me up with his ooey gooey warm motivation
...Say what?
Instructions unclear; I was arrested for public nudity and now I’m facing a 5000 dollar fine. At least I know how to shower 💯
Zunigga is a life saver
Gotta love these kinda comments
Use hair conditioner and keep the conditioner on for 3 minutes it makes your hair 10x better
@@valentine943 i leave it for 30 mins
@@valentine943it literally says that in the instructions
Don’t drop the soap
Bro reinvented math. 15 s + 30 s + 25 s = 60 s
I’m glad someone noticed hahaha. He also said right before it “you’ll start by turning on the shower on.”
Zunigga dictates maths 🫵🗣️🔥
He said a 5 minute routine, not 60 second.
@@Dobertathon he said 5 minutes for the entire routine. But he said 60 second shower. He said 15 seconds to rinse off, 30 seconds to put soap on, and then 25 seconds to rinse off. That’s not 60 seconds bro that’s 70 seconds.
I found my people🤣
“Turning on the shower on”
True ZuNiga 🔥
Ayo
Minor mistake
😂😂😂😂@@ihatemyself_2725
Zunigga keeps us doing well
I don’t know what I’d do without my boy José Zunigga 🙏🔥
"Start by turning on the shower on" were wise words I would never forget. 🙏
“Turning on the shower on.”
Wise words
😂
Sun Tzu, Art of war😂
Zunigga giving me great tips like always
Pause
@@MindlessMenaceI love Zuniggas tip 🤤
@@_jcm_the_one ayee yoo pauseee
PAUSE
RESUME
As an actual sailor, this is how waking up and getting out the door fast goes:
1: wake up (still drunk from last night) and check time
2: realize you overslept (you only had 2 hours of sleep)
3: scramble into uniform that you kicked in the corner after work yesterday
4: have a panic attack because your on time (on time is late, do better)
5: get to the shop and get yelled at for something completely unrelated to being late
6: rinse and repeat
That's rough buddy
Is bro ok?
❤ spot on 😅
True fulfillment only comes from Jesus
7: realize that "your" dumb because you don't know (or care about) the difference between your and you're
REAL ZUNIGGAS DONT WAKE UP 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🔥🔥🗣️
Guys have it so easy with routines like that, it takes barely any time.
Zunigga getting us to be the best version of ourselves🔥🔥🔥💪
"How to get ready in 5 minutes"
People with siblings:
This so true tho
Zoonigga is always great to listen to
Underrated comment
zunigger the best!!
Yeah😂
😂😂😂
Bro forgot finding clothes, getting dressed, drying your skin and hair, taking a morning pee, (eat breakfast), style your hair, find your keys and lock up the house.
fr but zuniggas the father some people never had so gotta respect the video
Well, one color clothes, 5-10 secs to get dressed, (wtf, u drying ftom?), peeing takes 10 secs to pee and 15secs to wash hands, no breakfast, buzzcut and finding keys??? Bro is your house a maze? Finding keys takes 1 sec and locking up 3 sec. Barely a minute to do allat if you are employed.
@costas88 5 to 10 seconds to get dressed? Bro is that even possible?? 😭🙏
@@random_person426 yes if you're a man and have every clothe blacked out (I'm talking about daily clothes, suits take their time)
@@random_person426if you already planned the clothes then it shouldn’t be too long
We gettin arrested for public exposure with this one🔥🔥🔥🔥🙌🙌🙌 Zunigga on TOP🔝🔥🔥💯💯💯👺🥔🐸
Are we gunna ignore the fact that Fortnite is bringing back “og” chapter 2?
@@JoshuaMusasule yes we are
@@JoshuaMusasuleyes
Bro yall shouldnt be disrespecting him, hes teaching us all the shit he can. Respect Zuniga
Wdym? We are, I love zunigga too❤😊
I think you meant to say zunigga, not Zuniga, and it’s disrespectful to mispronounce his name.
zunigga is the goat wym
@@Bobbyboyye😂real
@@AmeerHamza-cf9vkWho doesn't love ZunigGa
Zunigga has a very chad-like morning routine 🗿💪💯
“You will start by turning on the shower on… then-“. Got me laughing in tears 😂😂😂😂
I agree with Zunigga, it works great!
Jose the type of Zunigga we Zuniggas admire
BRO, YOURE SO AWESOME.....
SOME PEOPLE THINKS THAT "WHY MEN SHOULD GET WELL DRESSED"...
Instructions unclear: after going out a cop screamed at me i wasn't wearing any clothes
Man you just inspired me 😮🥹
How am I supposed to properly clean my whole damn body in 30 seconds 💀
car wash
Thank you! I have to scrub most of my body with a pumice stone. If I don't acne breaks out all over. I complained to my doc and he told me that's what happens when you're 60 years old and your testosterone is over 1000.
Receiving guy- Jose is coming in about 10min 😅
@@ak5659bro is a fossil
@@ak5659damnn. Are u on trt or smth?
Zunigga Win as always 🔥🔥🔥
real inspiring..will use..MY MAN ZUNIGGA
Only the real zuniggas use the navy shower technique 💯
Y’all going to be stinking
@@Xhaka_04HOW?
zunigga u a real one for this. but when does the 0.5 second morning routine drop?
Congrats on 500k subs ZUNIGGAAAAA
5mins is only hyping yourself up to turn on the cold shower for the second time 😂
These comments are wild bro😭
What is this...💀
Zunigga teaching us only the best tips 🔥💯💯💯
@@AEpicHuman 😭
😂 they wyling
Its lime instagram but not as bad
THANKS ZU-NİGGA
😂😂😂
Zunigga is the keeper here🗣️🔥🔥💯‼️‼️
2024 finna be lit with this guy around🔥🔥🔥🔥
Common Zunigga W
ZUNIGGA DOESN’T WASH HIS ASS⁉️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💪💪
Certainly 💯
5 minutes?? i need 45 minutes just to shower 😭
45 is wild i would understand if you said like 15-20
what other than cleaning urself do u do in the shower😂
Same.
45 minutes is crazy work u just wasting water gang
@@wudpeckr4951i need my daily staring contest with the wall
Man u a great dude.... thank you for being real wth men 🤜🤛
Ma Zuniggar always keeping me fresh 🤝🏼
Thank Znigga
Brother is giving us the morning routine speedrun strat.
Bro saying clean the whole body in 30 sec💀
Thank you you have given me a better way to look better I really do appreciate it 😊
One minute shower? Your done bruh, never come near me😭
I love zuniga
Edit : thx so much for the like XD 😮😮😮😮❤❤❤❤
I also love zuniga
I love Zuniga also
REAL ZUNIGGAS DONT SHOWER🗣️🔥🔥🔥
U spelt it wrong
Zunigga I take 30 minutes when I play my bangers in the shower
You should stop doin that
@@Sigmaeditz243hard not to homie. Cuz I be doing that too. U should try it
Doesn't matter how long you take as long as you're being productive and achieving your goals.
Easier if it's the last thing you do before falling asleep and before you get out of bed in the morning.
@@rcyuwell that’s not productive
ZUNIGGA HELPING US TO SHOWER!!11! 🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥
WE LEAVING A GREEN STINK TRAIL WITH THIS ONE 🔥 🔥 🔥 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 💯 💯 💯 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶 🧊 🧊 🧊 🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
This is so inspirational
60 second shower is crazy
Zunword is my inspiring man❤
Bro, it takes me 5 minutes to adjust the hottnes of the water i shower with😂
cold shower
@@sidewayscakeno
@@sidewayscakeEnjoy fever
@@sidewayscakebro he will freeze his B@ll$ 😂😂😭
@@P.Alvarezreal shii
Zunigga keeping us fit and dandy ‼️
Instructions unclear, I left the house naked
But I gotta let the conditioner sit 💀
Zunggia changed my life he got me a gf with his tips
🤔 Really bro? Or just joking?
@@dhanushrajamohan7348 well yes haha
I love zunigga tip 😊😊😊
Did this already, still thanks zunigga! 💖🦄
“turning on the shower on”
Zunigga speaking fax!
There ain't no way in hell im in the shower for a minute homie
Turn it cold and you will 💀
@@ronnana694I got long hair, it takes me a minute to just get it fully wet, and I gotta shampoo and condition so it feels decent💀even cold showers couldnt do that for me
@@friedchickenloverr just use a bowl of water to dunk your hair truss
@@ronnana694can confirm I was out of a cold shower In under 1 minute😂
@@ronnana694 you literally cant fully wash your body in 1 minute
Shampooing, conditioning, washing your face and body wash in 30 seconds makes a lot of sense.💀😂
then dry off, then bruush your teeth properly for at least 2 minutes. yeah you cant do this in 5 minutes bros a clown
he lost me with that "and 30 seconds"
Not the 2in1 again 😭😭☠️☠️
Zunigga the goat🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Real Zunnigas are always ready 🗿🗣️🥶
"GET WET" 🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥
REAL ZUNIGGAS ROAM NAKED🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥‼️🥶🥶🥶💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿🥶💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿
Real Zuniggas always look great 🗿🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
REAL ZUNIGGAS DONT GET READY! THEY ALWAYS READY😎😎😎
I actually do this and feel much better in public, thanks Zunigga☺️
I absolutely love your chanel, i watch all your videos and you have guided me along the beginning of my physical and mental transformation from lazy dumb and overweight to intelligent hardworking and jacked. Thank you so much.
ZUNIGGAS ON TOPPP!!!
REAL ZUNIGGAS NEVER SHOWER🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Real Zunigas don't have doors 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🥶🥶
Can’t wait to do this I usually take longer to whipe💩 but hopefully not this time😊
REAL ZUNIGGAS WAKE UP IN THE AFTERNOON 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Zuniga on top💯💯💯
Zuniger keeps us clean 🔥🔥
Start your day with a workout then do this right after and the result is absolutely fire 🔥
ZUNIGA MY FAVORITE EVER
Thank you for sharing your wisdom with us, zoonigga 😁🥰
Real Zunigas dont wake up 🔥 💯
The hot Than cold method has been most effective for me After all I deserve and have time to purify myself probably and awaken my soul before I kickstart the day ❤️🔥
REAL ZUNIGGAS DONT SHOWER🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯