Why measles is back in the US

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  • @coffeebeans7480
    @coffeebeans7480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1721

    1979: in the future, we'll find the cure to cancer
    2019: for the last time, the EARTH is ROUND

    • @InvestingBookSummaries
      @InvestingBookSummaries 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      but...

    • @legotoolboxtheepic202
      @legotoolboxtheepic202 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Memes

    • @mrsexy5680
      @mrsexy5680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      coffee beans *YOU CANT PROVE THAT*

    • @beef-jerky
      @beef-jerky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      1964: In the future disease will be non existent
      2019: vAcCiNeS cAuSe AuTislSm

    • @Momonga-s7o
      @Momonga-s7o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Red Divinity
      Liberals on Abortions: "OUR bodies OUR choice"...
      Liberals on Vaccines: "YOUR choices should not defile OUR bodies."..

  • @karim-hc6qw
    @karim-hc6qw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2450

    parents: doesn’t vaccinate child.
    Measles: *wiggerty wild time to take away your child*

    • @mishussy
      @mishussy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      STOP SKSKSKKS 😂😂😂

    • @shrutis
      @shrutis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂 I'm rofling so hard

    • @dipsheets
      @dipsheets 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      *i’m about to ruin this mans whole career

    • @zedmercury2605
      @zedmercury2605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That or-
      Measles: it's free real estate

    • @danas3877
      @danas3877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      measles has a 0.2% rate of complications while getting treated.
      oh whats getting treated?
      its what happens when you allow your body to deal with non life threatening diseases the natural way instead of pumping your body with substitutes.
      if you dont want to get treated while having measles then fine, thats incredibly stupid and you most likely will die but I dont think thats the problem here.
      the problem here is the lack of knowledge about diseases like this and letting fear mongering control your education on these subjects.

  • @Macedthur
    @Macedthur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3908

    Anti-vaxxers: *exist*
    Measles: *Allow us to Introduce ourselves*

    • @ShaudaySmith
      @ShaudaySmith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      i lol'd a little too loudly at this. i love these kinds of comments.

    • @Peng_Pong
      @Peng_Pong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      *re* introduce

    • @graced4844
      @graced4844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i love that meme

    • @MinecraftBoy-bj5bn
      @MinecraftBoy-bj5bn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Measles, Rubella, Cholera, Meningococcal disease, Influenza, Polio, Diphtheria, Mumps, Tetanus, Hepatitis A, Typhoid, Rabies, Hepatitis E, Pneumococcal disease, encephalitis, Yellow fever, Malaria Dengue fever, Rabies, Small pox, Anthrax, HPV, Rotavirus, Tuberculosis: *allow us to introduce ourselves*

    • @tsunderechild2777
      @tsunderechild2777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *The measles has entered the chat*

  • @mundane3809
    @mundane3809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1256

    Scientists then: _we now have provided a way to prevent polio, measles, the flu and dengue!_
    Scientist now: _for the last time vaccines _*_don't cause autism_*

    • @myspacesam6829
      @myspacesam6829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      They need to make anti anti vaxxer treatments.

    • @masteranimation2008
      @masteranimation2008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@myspacesam6829 Yeah like putting them down to end their misery.

    • @helixranger2625
      @helixranger2625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Fanghorn Bilers There was a false report a while back that tried link Autism to vaccines. Though easily disproven for years now (you don't suddenly manifest Autism like that by getting vaccines), some are still taking it as a fact.

    • @pizmowypaszcz1451
      @pizmowypaszcz1451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Fanghorn Bilers as said above. I believe it was fabricated by some doctor for money and then disproven, he confessed to spreading lies, but it didn't stop the fanatics. Have in mind though that I read it a long time ago so might have made some mistakes. It's best to do your own research if you want to be sure

    • @thechannel8418
      @thechannel8418 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Delaware Destroyer lmao everyone in the comments

  • @imakebadcontent9255
    @imakebadcontent9255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1434

    Kid: Marco
    Pool With Germs: POLIO

    • @dirt3554
      @dirt3554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      underrated

    • @Hanawiess
      @Hanawiess 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @desmondnguyen3925
      @desmondnguyen3925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I saw dat on anti vax memes
      *it gets me every time*

    • @thursdayplurbonym-boyporri8921
      @thursdayplurbonym-boyporri8921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, no
      Unvaccinated kid: Marco
      Pool with germs: POLIO

    • @nwa8169
      @nwa8169 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @fake talker Kid: COPY
      Pool With Germs: PASTED

  • @dave-ish8098
    @dave-ish8098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1232

    My uncle contracted measles in the 50s as toddler leading to a high fever that couldnt be controlled. That high fever did permanent brain damage, he's survived this long but with the mind of a 2 year old.
    For the love of all things holy, get your kids vaccinated.

    • @Storse
      @Storse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @Micheal Ellis ?????

    • @frankschneider6156
      @frankschneider6156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Well measles is pretty harmless. It's highly contagious, but the cases in which permanent damage is done are on average pretty rare. There are a lot worse things. So measles is not really a serious, uncontrollable health problem, but the mindset of antivaxxers is.
      Doesn't mean not getting your kid vaccinated is smart. Of course not. It's damned stupid taking a small risk for no reason, if it could be avoided completely. Nonetheless is not measles the real problem, because it's just a symptom. The real problem is the mindset of these people, which is in principle superstition combined with an anti-scientific mentality. The later is unfortunately rampant among the scientifically uneducated and thus the 95+% of the population. Other instances of this are eg the believe in homeopathy and similarly stupid ideas. Anti-vaccination is just the tip of the iceberg of what this mindset can do to society. THIS is the real danger.

    • @popinmo
      @popinmo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Micheal Ellis ??

    • @raghurampadmanabhuni8115
      @raghurampadmanabhuni8115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @Micheal Ellis u do realize that everything is "chemicals" right. A chemical is a molecular structure. I hate when people refer to chemicals with negative connotations. Additionally, if your immune system cant handle vaccines, you should not take them. It does not mean that others should risk their health and not take them either.

    • @okami3271
      @okami3271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Micheal Ellis Do you prefer natural remedies? Uranium is natural, as are all venoms and poisons produced in glands of other species. Does that mean you should put them in your body?

  • @jayzah
    @jayzah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2290

    Who needs vaccines when Karen from down the street has essential oils and homeopathic remedies?

    • @viethuongvothai686
      @viethuongvothai686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Josh H the anti vaxxer, oh wait, i means dead people

    • @xxxVIOZxxx
      @xxxVIOZxxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      How to use essential oils
      1.open it
      2. Pour it in both hands
      3.question sanity
      4. Apply in skin
      5. Wait for 1 week for effect to kick in
      6. Dig a hole
      7. Jump in said hole

    • @adrianagflores5587
      @adrianagflores5587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I have a Karen right next door.

    • @adrianagflores5587
      @adrianagflores5587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      viethuong vothai No because then I’ll be responsible for her 6 cats

    • @gabrielgalaxygh
      @gabrielgalaxygh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who needs natural stuff when I can just sell you this miracle shot with b.s. in it and tell you your safe now

  • @sovietpineapple7938
    @sovietpineapple7938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1427

    Unvaccinated child: When I grow up I wanna be-
    Antivaxx mom: *I'm gonna stop you right there*

  • @KnobleSloth
    @KnobleSloth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1935

    Doctors: studies for 1000s of hours.
    Morons: "researches" for 5 minutes by looking at 5 memes

    • @Wes-g2l
      @Wes-g2l 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      End result: Moron believes vaccines are bad.

    • @liimakino
      @liimakino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Wes-g2l Result; Morons die or get their kids/ people who can't get vaccinates killed.

    • @nromk
      @nromk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's not just memes online, it's urban lore and legends and TH-cam videos and community tales

    • @elvirjade4742
      @elvirjade4742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If anti-vaxers and flat-earthers are considered to be morons, why aren't we talking about religious people? They do the same thing - believe in things that don't exist, deny the objective evidence and come up with their own "evidence" that they got from shady sources...

    • @bigeyesbuddhist5459
      @bigeyesbuddhist5459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@elvirjade4742 Anti-Vaxxers and Flat Earthers are morons because they believe in things that are confirmed to be wrong religious people are alright because they don't spread wrong and dumb facts unlike Flat Earthers and Anti-Vaxxers

  • @peanutbuttersquid6124
    @peanutbuttersquid6124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1929

    _School massacres_
    *2017* : shootings
    *2019* : someone sneezes

    • @WinXP_SP1
      @WinXP_SP1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You're not wrong.

    • @salaovea
      @salaovea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmfaoooo

    • @bolony21
      @bolony21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      not 2019 more like 2030 when everyone is dumb enough to be anti vax

    • @andrewmackenzie2638
      @andrewmackenzie2638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@bolony21 "not 2019 more like 2030 when everyone is dumb enough to be pro-plague" fixed it for you

    • @peanutbuttersquid6124
      @peanutbuttersquid6124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bolony21 hahahaha to be realistic that's exactly what could happen

  • @henriktiger9073
    @henriktiger9073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1624

    Things that never get old:
    -Making fun of anti-vax parents
    -Their kids

    • @blitzy_girl
      @blitzy_girl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ahahahahhhaaaaa

    • @blitzy_girl
      @blitzy_girl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      sad tho

    • @iulia1690
      @iulia1690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Woooow

    • @RunawayYe
      @RunawayYe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oof

    • @StinkyMink
      @StinkyMink 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      How does it feel to recycle jokes for likes

  • @averageaviationgeek9318
    @averageaviationgeek9318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    Anti-vaxx mom: "I don't want my child to receive any vaccines"
    Doctor : *Out of the womb and into the tomb*

    • @beef-jerky
      @beef-jerky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm even vaccinated kids are going to die at an early age... From sufacation, seriously I almost die when I see smartass jokes like this

    • @averageaviationgeek9318
      @averageaviationgeek9318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@beef-jerky r/whoosh

    • @ms0_u
      @ms0_u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      _dabs_
      _gets killed by making a dead meme_

    • @rida9639
      @rida9639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beef-jerky you see that up there?
      Woosh
      There goes the joke!

    • @awillaims8653
      @awillaims8653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ZFG Jerky yeah kids of all types have a high likely hood of death but not from a basically extinct disease and they aren’t putting other people at risk like these anti vax jokes are

  • @renukab9856
    @renukab9856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Kids 15 years ago: when I grow up I wanna be the president
    Kids now: when I grow up I want to be vaccinated

    • @therenegadekautsky1423
      @therenegadekautsky1423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      1 kid 15 years ago: when I grow up I want to be president
      Same kid 5 years ago: I still want to be president even though I have polio, ill be like FDR
      Same Kid 1 year ago: mom the iron lung hurts, why did you not vaccinate me? Now I will never be president.
      Same kid 1 day ago: 💀

    • @AC-gb7do
      @AC-gb7do 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      30 years ago: I wanna be an astronaut
      Now: I wanna grow up.

    • @scooby45247
      @scooby45247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kids 15 years ago: when I grow up I wanna be the president
      Kids now: I wanna grow up so can we elect a REAL president

    • @thepixelatedgirl4741
      @thepixelatedgirl4741 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @Hanawiess
      @Hanawiess 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg I laughed harder then i should have 😂😂

  • @ewils9753
    @ewils9753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +971

    Parents who don’t vaccinate their children should be charged with child abuse, reckless endangerment of a child, and neglect at the very least.

    • @blad5311
      @blad5311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      E wils I don’t think that will work because their Orthodox Jews so they can use the 1st amendment and say that their religious doesn’t allow it you can do anything and say it’s your religion

    • @ewils9753
      @ewils9753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Trisha_ Payteswho? But not vaccinating is a public safety issue that effects other people besides them, which is more than reason enough to throw that excuse out of the window

    • @MinecraftBoy-bj5bn
      @MinecraftBoy-bj5bn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Trisha_ Payteswho? The constitution says that you can’t break laws for religious reasons, so If they add in laws that make vaccinations mandatory than using religion as an excuse wouldn’t work

    • @arandomboi7611
      @arandomboi7611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I do support vaccines, but what if the parent can’t afford a vaccine for their child?

    • @hyrunnisa997
      @hyrunnisa997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@arandomboi7611 vaccines are free. Certain clinics give them to children for free to parents who can't afford it. Just dont go to the fancy doctors on the rich side of town.

  • @fasteddie9970
    @fasteddie9970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3454

    Because Karen knows more than doctors and scientists.

    • @Coolsomeone234
      @Coolsomeone234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      R/f*¢kukaren

    • @thy-fodder1351
      @thy-fodder1351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      And backed by her BFF Linda.

    • @Mic_Glow
      @Mic_Glow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Can I speak to the manager?

    • @nomnommoon1001
      @nomnommoon1001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      goddammit Karen!

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      frick you Karen

  • @authenticNL2
    @authenticNL2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    Doctor: Vaccinate your children!
    Anti-Vax: Absolutely not!
    Measles: Hippity hoppity your children are now my property.

    • @lichen6962
      @lichen6962 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tehee

    • @rsj2877
      @rsj2877 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anti-vaxxer: (Surprised pikachu face)

    • @Ryvaken
      @Ryvaken 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@JC Denton There's a parallel you missed. Ambrosia was designed to inhibit symptoms but would need to be taken regularly. A great deal of the game's plot involves creating a true cure. The measles vaccine can wear off after a few decades, but someone who has measles as a child develops a natural immunity for life.

  • @nickgehr6916
    @nickgehr6916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3590

    Anti-vaxxers: *exist*
    Measles: *hey look! Free real estate*

    • @hassen531
      @hassen531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Zenn Lozanno reeeeee

    • @reirong7413
      @reirong7413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

    • @pawala7
      @pawala7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Say bye bye to herd immunity.

    • @ansh0133
      @ansh0133 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      exit?...

    • @cleverlemon674
      @cleverlemon674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh what if the reason people r anti vaccine is cos they’re autistic from the vaccinations so it’s a full circle

  • @Jay-pc2ev
    @Jay-pc2ev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1086

    2002: kids sneak out to go party
    2019: kids sneak out to get vaccinated

    • @meh9025
      @meh9025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Adult in 2030:I used to sneak out of my house to get vaccinated without letting my mom know.

    • @Cutie_Oni
      @Cutie_Oni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@meh9025 lmaooo

    • @SeanAlcorn
      @SeanAlcorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      doubt it!

    • @jalexander9520
      @jalexander9520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      2002: “I’m gonna take shots tonight!”
      2019: “I’m gonna get shots tonight!”

    • @christinataylor1380
      @christinataylor1380 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @HahtaanDaetori
    @HahtaanDaetori 5 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    Because Facebook is more reliable than a PhD

    • @jediael9906
      @jediael9906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's what they believe

    • @Fisinocean
      @Fisinocean 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL, true man

    • @sirkylanthered
      @sirkylanthered 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It would actually be an MD, but the point is still valid

    • @moncherlopk2824
      @moncherlopk2824 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haze Draco don’t you fuckind dare forget about Karen from Reddit!!!!

    • @ledolphin8164
      @ledolphin8164 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it not?

  • @appleislander8536
    @appleislander8536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    When the two-year-old antivax kid is havinga a tantrum, but he's actually just having a mid-life crisis.

  • @kingaruta8712
    @kingaruta8712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    There should be special schools for unvaccinated children
    And their parents

    • @Wes-g2l
      @Wes-g2l 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      They are called hospitals lol

    • @keriezy
      @keriezy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No! If the kids are so special to not be vaccinated they should stay home so they can learn in their own special ways. Parents need to be responsible for their kid's health and education.

    • @Wes-g2l
      @Wes-g2l 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@keriezy Kind of true

    • @kaythatslame
      @kaythatslame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As someone who’s not vaccinated it’s not my fault and it’s not like I can just go to a doctor and tell them to hit me up with a bunch of shots

    • @Peng_Pong
      @Peng_Pong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      O .W
      I think you mean rehab for the adults.

  • @mistersebaa6245
    @mistersebaa6245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    Anti-vaxxers: *exist*
    Natural Selection: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*

    • @GabneyCasper
      @GabneyCasper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Except it kills the wrong people. The children dont deserve parents like this

    • @qifanweng3137
      @qifanweng3137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Gabney that's because those parent probably vaccinated themselves

    • @maddiehall5317
      @maddiehall5317 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have seen this joke on so many different types of videos and i *STILL* don’t get it, someone explain?

    • @brackenscorner2292
      @brackenscorner2292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      maddie hall basically, natural selection is when animals/people/living things have traits that allow them to reproduce and carry on their genes and stuff. If anti-vaxxers die of disease, they can’t reproduce and pass on their stupidity.

    • @cometmoon4485
      @cometmoon4485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@brackenscorner2292
      But the anti-vaxxers aren't dying! Their innocent children are. That makes no sense.

  • @dave6429
    @dave6429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    1970: We'll have flying cars.
    2019: MY KID DOESN'T NEED VACCINES!!

    • @knowyourroleboulevard7119
      @knowyourroleboulevard7119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No one said that in 1970. People were juat happy with their boxy cars.

    • @ja9luvs2befree
      @ja9luvs2befree 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look at what you're using and think of the technology of 1970. Now look me in the eye and say we never really advanced

    • @dave6429
      @dave6429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ja9luvs2befree Cars became a WHOLE lot safer. Structural integrity wise.

    • @chaosdirge4906
      @chaosdirge4906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know... I wanted to say this on multiple comments but... Antivaxxers aren't causing these outbreaks, as was pointed out in this article more than half the cases are caused by people that aren't getting the vaccines because of either religious reasons, or lack of ability to get vaccines, or both, Amish. They even go into detail how these outbreaks are smaller than you think only taking place in mostly a single city. In truth vaccines for stuff like the flu only have a coverage of 30 percent of flu viruses that will appear that season, its likely that you'll still get the flu even if you still get one. So I see a lot of people saying "parents that don't get their kids vaccinated should be charged with neglect" but really getting a vaccine has minimal benefits for some things, and when a virus has literally been nearly eradicated from the entire country you tend to not need a vaccine for that anymore either because logically it isn't cost efficient. In the grand scheme a minority of people against vaccines makes little difference in the blanket immunity of the entire country.

    • @robin9740
      @robin9740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@chaosdirge4906 the antivax movement is bigger than you think, unfortunately.

  • @yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466
    @yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Damn forget about school shootings, if you want to decimate a whole school just enter one from said areas and sneeze like crazy.
    A serial sneezer.

    • @gabrielgalaxygh
      @gabrielgalaxygh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funny thing is when kids get the flu mist they are contagious and able to spread it to everyone in their school. coincidence I think not

    • @avrizadevano3502
      @avrizadevano3502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@gabrielgalaxygh Not everyone...

    • @electricsheep4605
      @electricsheep4605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      gabrielgalaxygh that’s why there’s a thing called herd immunity

    • @aardwoof_
      @aardwoof_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good lord now I can’t get the idea of a “cereal sneezer” out of my head
      Like
      Sneezing Cheerios
      o.o

    • @jianhuilin2792
      @jianhuilin2792 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Serial Sneezer😂😂😂that’s brilliant

  • @FaMMaR
    @FaMMaR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    90% of the comments are about "F the Anti-Vaxxers"
    *and i agree...*

    • @reirong7413
      @reirong7413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      well everyone has the right to decide not to take vaccines , and most importantly everyone has the right to win the darwin awards.

    • @jessstuart7495
      @jessstuart7495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think that's the general sentiment. These people are putting their kids and communities at unnecessary risk (infectious disease), based on a theory which has little scientific evidence to support it (vaccines cause autism).

    • @zandromex8985
      @zandromex8985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Charzey Yeah sure, your sacred wall will save you from all diseases, I don't even know why we use vaccines, or essential oils, the real cure is WALLS!

    • @FaMMaR
      @FaMMaR 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jessstuart7495 correct,

    • @FaMMaR
      @FaMMaR 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reirong7413 especially darwin awards

  • @istoleyourwalletwhileyouwe3356
    @istoleyourwalletwhileyouwe3356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    Anti-vaxxers: exist
    Measles, Polio, Mumps, Rubella, etc.: *it's free real estate*

    • @animock3051
      @animock3051 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You people are so cringy

    • @NguyenMinh-vs1vm
      @NguyenMinh-vs1vm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Animock how?

    • @Q-bh
      @Q-bh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Animock I mean, it’s kind of overused, but it’s not cringy because of that

    • @myrafoundation3369
      @myrafoundation3369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2 words
      Dead meme

    • @Q-bh
      @Q-bh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Meena Khanna Not as dead as those anti-vaxxer kids soon, hah!

  • @ss-aalltt
    @ss-aalltt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    Vox comment sections are usually very divisive, but I'm glad almost everyone here are against anti-vax.

    • @TheGreatMunky
      @TheGreatMunky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Anti-anti-vax?

    • @el_gallo
      @el_gallo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah pepper

    • @abouttogiveyasomefacts5574
      @abouttogiveyasomefacts5574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Salt_ well we actually want to learn from more credible sources rather than a Facebook post

    • @TheGreatMunky
      @TheGreatMunky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can understand both sides of it. People for vaccines are afraid that they or their child will get sick or die from something the vaccine might stop. People against vaccines are afraid that there could be permanent and irreversible side-effects caused by the vaccine. Both sides are making a decision based on fear.
      I don't believe that anyone should be forced to vaccinate if they don't choose to do so.

    • @professional_silent_trumpe1540
      @professional_silent_trumpe1540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      TheGreatMunky your right to refuse vaccines is not more important than many other's right to live.

  • @Grandpa_72
    @Grandpa_72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Unvaccinated Child: I can't wait to be an adult!
    Measles: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT*

  • @ivanceniceros5654
    @ivanceniceros5654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    Woah I’m from Washington...did not know we had so many anti-vaccine enthusiasts...
    chuckles *We’re In Danger*

    • @tiredcat6653
      @tiredcat6653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Legend 27 the meme

    • @rawonton9773
      @rawonton9773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bruh I live in Portland which is right next to where the outbreak was so yes
      *we’re in danger*

    • @JessieProductions
      @JessieProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Legend 27 I’m in Washington let’s team up

    • @brackenscorner2292
      @brackenscorner2292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Legend 27 same but I’m by Seattle.

    • @JessieProductions
      @JessieProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bracken’s Corner great I’m in Kennewick meet you by the 7/11 on July 32nd?

  • @louisleft4dead
    @louisleft4dead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    It’s ok essential oils can help lessen it ... right anti vax?

    • @Mic_Glow
      @Mic_Glow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Don't forget vegan, gluten-free diet.

    • @HN-kr1nf
      @HN-kr1nf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      just eat grass and drink essential oils.

    • @quanduid9690
      @quanduid9690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You forgot crystals

    • @penisgoblin100
      @penisgoblin100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don’t eat food, you could choke on it.

    • @fidelcatsro6948
      @fidelcatsro6948 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      carnivore diet!

  • @idoajda4920
    @idoajda4920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    Cant wait for anti vaxxers part 2: polio boogaloo

  • @_KaiTheGamer_
    @_KaiTheGamer_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Antivaxxer: I don't support vaccines *even though unbeknownst to everybody else I've been vaccinated*

    • @selalewow
      @selalewow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's the best part. They themselves are vaccinate and are healthy, but damned if their children will share that.

  • @memesarehealthy7818
    @memesarehealthy7818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    This should be a 2 second video just with the words “anti-vaxxers”.
    Edit: Omg😮, thank you so much everyone for the likes I did not expect this😄

    • @regismartel8772
      @regismartel8772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CORRECT!

    • @rejectrealism
      @rejectrealism 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thats not true though.
      Its a lot of the problem, but not all of it.

    • @thearchives1094
      @thearchives1094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I prefer calling them Pro-Plauge, it has a more positive ring for them.

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tbh

    • @enbymurloc5802
      @enbymurloc5802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I prefer the term pro-filicide

  • @droobsterse7153
    @droobsterse7153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Antivax kid: *When I grow up*
    Antivax mom: *Now hold on there kiddo*

  • @mammon_is_god
    @mammon_is_god 5 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Because fools think they know more than trained professionals.

    • @ronnickels5193
      @ronnickels5193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks to the internet everyone is an expert on everything. Who needs years of schooling when you can read a couple of Wikipedia articles and watch a Ted Talk.

    • @allahson4967
      @allahson4967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trained" n professional services to do what?

    • @jediael9906
      @jediael9906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@allahson4967 obviously doctoring

    • @jasminemarie5431
      @jasminemarie5431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      allah son 😂😂😂😂

    • @4realGTFOH
      @4realGTFOH 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why you call them fools? People believe in what they choose to believe in.

  • @jacksonb1874
    @jacksonb1874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    It is because people choose to believe media influences and celebrities instead of a a doctor who spent 8 years in med school. What has this world come to

    • @fhdk227
      @fhdk227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jackson B bUT aLl DOcTOrs WoRK fOR THe EViL mEDiciNe COmpAniEs

    • @NIHIL_EGO
      @NIHIL_EGO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was always like that. Some people simply prefer listening to dumbasses who only have raw charisma (celebrities, religious/philosophical/ideological/political figurehead, parents etc...) than actual experts like doctors or scientists.

  • @henrylie4699
    @henrylie4699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    4:05 wow Mississippi is leading the nation in something good??? Good for them

    • @burlingtonthecat
      @burlingtonthecat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Yeah here you actually can't even attend school here without a vaccination record, and international students going to college here now require a record for a tuberculosis test. MS is one of the strictest states for vaccination requirements for education.

    • @Jon.A.Scholt
      @Jon.A.Scholt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I scrolled down to the comments section to see if anyone mentioned that! Usually the only health lists Mississippi tops are for heart disease and obesity. Good job this time Mississippi, you deserve a pat on the back. Now get to work on your offensively outdated state flag.

    • @ShawnLH88
      @ShawnLH88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      to be fair: they'll all die early from being so disgustingly fat anyway

    • @okok...ok.
      @okok...ok. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mississippi is the state with the most African-Americans, you racists.

    • @henrylie4699
      @henrylie4699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ok ok mmm I don’t know about that. Maybe proportionally for States, but not number wise

  • @alfredwang7607
    @alfredwang7607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    It’s just infuriating to see these avoidable deaths and destruction

    • @righteryou
      @righteryou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@avlysylva thats like saying apples are a part of bananas. its wrong

    • @HN-kr1nf
      @HN-kr1nf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@avlysylva not when it's completely unnecessary and preventable.

    • @vokhanhhoang8378
      @vokhanhhoang8378 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@righteryou Yes like pineapple on pizza

    • @cosmogally1964
      @cosmogally1964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@avlysylva deaths may be necessary in your view, but *avoidable* deaths aren't (2 very different things)

    • @hi-nw7qy
      @hi-nw7qy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@avlysylva
      So someone murdering you would be alright?

  • @ilikesaying
    @ilikesaying 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1127

    Child: (exists)
    Anti vaxxers and measles: prepare for trouble and make it double!

    • @dataexpunged6969
      @dataexpunged6969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      To protect the world from vaccines!
      To unite all anti-vaxxers within our nation!
      To denounce the evil of truth and science
      To extend our reach to the diseases outside.
      Karen!
      Karen-stfu!
      Team Children-Killer blast off at the speed of disease spreading in an unvaccinated body!
      Surrender now or prepare to live into adulthood!
      Measles, that's right!

    • @ninjawarrior1822
      @ninjawarrior1822 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dataexpunged6969.... hahaha delusional sheep.

    • @DaRealChimpy
      @DaRealChimpy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dataexpunged6969 lol

    • @hwalnut7202
      @hwalnut7202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ninja Warrior I hope you're joking

    • @whatisthis2809
      @whatisthis2809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hwalnut7202 best username

  • @MultiMrdare
    @MultiMrdare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Kid: I cant wait to grow up and be an astronaught
    Karen: I'm about to end this whole mans career

    • @nayeliferreira6969
      @nayeliferreira6969 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MultiMrdare I’m going to screenshot this and send it to my friend named Karen.

    • @karenbeckman9712
      @karenbeckman9712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too late. I already saw

  • @MarkWTK
    @MarkWTK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    Anti-vaxxer's kid: Mom, i've got a dream...
    Mom: hold on, let me stop you right there
    why was the Anti-vaxxer's 4 year old child crying?
    he was having a mid-life crisis

    • @muffinhydra
      @muffinhydra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I shouldn't have laughed at the second one... yet I still did.. I am a terrible person

    • @MarkWTK
      @MarkWTK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@muffinhydra the jokes are like an Anti-vaxxer's kid, they never grow old

    • @theamazingwhaleshark4478
      @theamazingwhaleshark4478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lunoh We’re all very terrible people

    • @wayne980206
      @wayne980206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MarkWTK damn the 1 2 punch 💀💀

    • @gjones9282
      @gjones9282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow he got old, I mean FOUR WHOLE YEARS OLD

  • @CommieG
    @CommieG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    There's an outbreak of mumps at my uni thanks to antivaxers, cheers guys.

    • @EphraimRyan
      @EphraimRyan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh, dude that must suck. Sorry to hear that

    • @Fisinocean
      @Fisinocean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Lana Joy uh-huh, but some time people are just stupid😥

    • @exomonxt
      @exomonxt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Try lemon oil Cured my cancer

    • @Mar1s3z
      @Mar1s3z 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not getting vaccination because you choose not to is not flexing the rights. It's called being irresponsible. Let yourself know that you are killing not just yourself, but your kids, other kids and people who can't get vaccination and you're being glad with it. Just unbelievable. You should come to the developing country and see how many people who want to get vaccination and they can't. You're not living alone on the moon, anti vaxxer. I'm feeling sorry to hear about the outbreak CommieG

    • @Mar1s3z
      @Mar1s3z 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And why the heck there are law that allow to be opt-out because of philosophical stuff!? Let alone the religious reasons. Are We going back to the '30? I mean come on....

  • @danieldoyle0097
    @danieldoyle0097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    That moment when West Virginia and Mississippi have smart health laws

    • @therenegadekautsky1423
      @therenegadekautsky1423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Daniel Doyle last two places I expected. My state was one of the bad ones, i knew it would be though.

    • @electrichanoi7244
      @electrichanoi7244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hiフェニックス mountain momma,chenanndoa river。blue ridge mountain

    • @Arthur-rh9tf
      @Arthur-rh9tf 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And California. It was grey too, or did I miss something?

    • @beforecuddlybunnylps841
      @beforecuddlybunnylps841 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Take me home ,
      Country Roads

    • @cosmicmist2020
      @cosmicmist2020 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Before Cuddly Bunny LPS
      To the place
      I belong

  • @walmar8778
    @walmar8778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    “Why measles are back in the us”
    Me: Lmao
    *”1 Day Ago”*
    *_HOLD UP_*

  • @nxn433
    @nxn433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Anti-vax kid reaches the age of 3: "My time has come"

    • @not5541
      @not5541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stolen meme

    • @Pikachufan-hz4xb
      @Pikachufan-hz4xb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lololololololol

    • @AC-gb7do
      @AC-gb7do 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      4 yr old: “I had a good run.”

  • @pauljung361
    @pauljung361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Nobody :
    Anti-vax moms : “Just use essential oils, what’s wrong?”

    • @viethuongvothai686
      @viethuongvothai686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      paul jung
      Polio and measles: *laughing in distance*

    • @vivigesso3756
      @vivigesso3756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So we should allow gross government overreach instead? No thanks.

    • @supamalleo64
      @supamalleo64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@vivigesso3756 What are you talking about lady?

    • @masterdon820
      @masterdon820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@vivigesso3756 imagine being more scared of a government than an actual disease that spreads like wildfire

    • @anotherks7297
      @anotherks7297 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      paul jung Why are people including only moms in this?

  • @peoplesdreamsneverend2709
    @peoplesdreamsneverend2709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Don't worry I'll just use my healing crystals

    • @xalbatross1
      @xalbatross1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Mynson Anderson don’t forget the oils!

    • @BAGELMENSK
      @BAGELMENSK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nurgle will give me strength.

    • @nikkoval8490
      @nikkoval8490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I’ll lend you my incense just in case the crystals don’t work

    • @the_leftbehind2414
      @the_leftbehind2414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don't forget the faith!

    • @ShawnLH88
      @ShawnLH88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      or you'll "pray" the sickness away...hahaha

  • @OneGuyIKnow
    @OneGuyIKnow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Me: Plays Plague Inc mega brutal mode
    Plague inc: NEW KAREN UPDATE
    Me: wtf this is no challenge

    • @michaelpomales8021
      @michaelpomales8021 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Westmisten Mapping II is there a Karen update, please tell me there is

    • @michaelpomales8021
      @michaelpomales8021 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or is that just easy mode

    • @braincoolo9399
      @braincoolo9399 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaelpomales8021 it's the "science denial" scenario

    • @michaelpomales8021
      @michaelpomales8021 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      BrainCoolo is it easy?

    • @braincoolo9399
      @braincoolo9399 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaelpomales8021 sort of, but there is one country that's a bastion of megascience

  • @mrcombine7983
    @mrcombine7983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    Me:
    Jesus:
    Absolutely no one:
    Anti-vaxxers: I don’t like my kids having autism
    *Measles has entered the chat*
    EDIT: Jesus this isn't even a good comment but thanks for the likes

    • @stoutyyyy
      @stoutyyyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      M R C O M B I N E vaccines aren’t linked with autism tho

    • @mrcombine7983
      @mrcombine7983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Stephen M. Stouter that’s the joke

    • @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171
      @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mercury is extremely low or absent in vaccines too.

    • @rex198
      @rex198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Plus, even if vaccines were related to autism, just imagine being the parent who'd rather your child die than get autism.

    • @voidgirl7811
      @voidgirl7811 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *;-;*

  • @princegoatcheese9379
    @princegoatcheese9379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "Excuse me, sir. Do you happen to have essential oils that'll protect me from Anthrax?"

    • @CoolBird420
      @CoolBird420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Got these injectable essential oils called MMR
      Use it

    • @hellNo116
      @hellNo116 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Come on man give Anthrax a chance they are one hell of a band 😂💀

  • @solidnollid2932
    @solidnollid2932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Anti vaxers kid in Walmart: **Loud noises**
    Old lady: *Grow up*
    Anti vaxers kid: *You just activated my trap card*

  • @_ysai
    @_ysai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Kid: I wanna be a builder!
    Rusty Nail: That dream will be shattered

  • @rzvn7
    @rzvn7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ancient Times: Why are we Conscious?
    1900's: Can we really travel through Time?
    Today: Earth is Flat and Vaccines gives you Autism.

  • @KY-dg8gp
    @KY-dg8gp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    everyone: anti-vaxxers
    me: pro-disease

    • @eleSDSU
      @eleSDSU 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like pro-plague.

  • @Getschakter
    @Getschakter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Scientific research: Finally finds cure for a deadly disease
    Anti vaccs people: Nah - it's probably bad * their kid dies*
    Darwin awards: thx

    • @Fisinocean
      @Fisinocean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anti vaccs: blame vaccinated innocent child

  • @tommys234
    @tommys234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Before the video starts, let me guess...
    Anti vaxxers?
    Edit: yep. Brb let me get my crystals

    • @its-amemegatron.9521
      @its-amemegatron.9521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What are these crystals supposed be anyway, meth?

    • @cadencenation4600
      @cadencenation4600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's-a me Megatron. Those crystal things you get in kid science kits

    • @brandonservis9791
      @brandonservis9791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *"Healing" crystals

    • @beef-jerky
      @beef-jerky 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They don't got the stones

  • @HahtaanDaetori
    @HahtaanDaetori 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Anti-vaxxer mom: _biG pHarMA iS tricking yOu_
    Also Anti-vaxxer mom: _these oils will cure your child_

    • @Fisinocean
      @Fisinocean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah those anti vaxxers is dumb AF

    • @GeoffBosco
      @GeoffBosco 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Fisinocean Dumb people did all of this, and you have no say in it, and then want to act like you're not dumb af?

    • @abouttogiveyasomefacts5574
      @abouttogiveyasomefacts5574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Geoff Bosco what ?

    • @GeoffBosco
      @GeoffBosco 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abouttogiveyasomefacts5574 That may have been a clumsy sentence but don't be dense. A bunch of dumb conspiracy theorist aren't the sole reason for every measels outbreak.

    • @AnaNorthstar
      @AnaNorthstar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Geoff Bosco a butterfly flaps its wings and on the other side of the world a hurricane hits.
      A dumb conspiracy theorist posts a fake Andrew Wakefield study on Facebook, which gets amplified by his orthodox Jewish aunt, and suddenly hundreds of kids in NY get measles.
      Doesn’t take much...

  • @felixcavern
    @felixcavern 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Me: *Reads Title*
    Me: For god sake Karen LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

  • @boogeymann6686
    @boogeymann6686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Anti Vaxx kid: when I grow up-
    Anti Vaxx parent: i'm gonna stop you right there

    • @arbor_rain
      @arbor_rain 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boogey MANN dam

    • @Guerrilla727
      @Guerrilla727 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stupid. I'm not gonna let you get the chance

  • @thecherryontop5439
    @thecherryontop5439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1979: We’ll find the cure to cancer!
    2019: why is this meme still relevant?

  • @Kwippy
    @Kwippy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    We used to joke that American doctors didn't know what measles looks like, because measles was so very rare in America. How things have changed.

  • @LowBudgetJustinY
    @LowBudgetJustinY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Me: I have a joke..
    Unvaccinated kid: Ok
    Me: You will grow up into an adult
    Unvaccinated kid: I don't get it..
    Me: Yeah you do..

    • @silverpelt3616
      @silverpelt3616 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Subscribe To Me If You Think Fortnite Sucks that's tough

    • @BlueBaeChai
      @BlueBaeChai 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      damm

    • @AnchorShip
      @AnchorShip 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      JC Denton oof

    • @officialmusichuncho14k56
      @officialmusichuncho14k56 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro man being unvaccinated is fun bro
      Man you jealous I have 100 mil years to live and I'm unvaccinated

    • @OninDynamics
      @OninDynamics 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are three people in this reply section with the same Profile Picture.

  • @memesarehealthy7818
    @memesarehealthy7818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    No one:
    Anti-Vaxxers:*yeets herd immunity out of the window*

    • @ninjawarrior1822
      @ninjawarrior1822 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Herd immunity hahaha thick as a plank.

  • @Spido68_the_spectator
    @Spido68_the_spectator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Parents : * don't vaccinate child *
    Diseases : *hippoy hoppoty your child is now our property*

    • @girlpower263
      @girlpower263 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vaccinated person gets sick 🤢. Oh well.🥱
      Non vaccinated person gets sick 🤢.
      This is because you didn’t vaccinated.😎

  • @kanedafx
    @kanedafx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    When Mississippi has one of the most progressive policies on an issue...

    • @irinabalduzzi3509
      @irinabalduzzi3509 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ultimate Doge investigate Portugal and the Netherlands. They have legalized drugs. The use and more important *the violence* associated has dropped to a historical low point.

  • @lightningbug6234
    @lightningbug6234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Antivaxxers: Big pharma is just in it for the money!!!
    Essential oil companies: ( awkward monkey puppet)

  • @modernkennnern
    @modernkennnern 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Vaccinations *has* to be mandatory. Don't allow non-vaccinated people to be in any public area (unless it's for medical reasons, of course)

    • @councilv1250
      @councilv1250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If you have the vaccine it shouldn't matter. If other people wanna be dumb let them. I just don't wanna give the gov't precedent to force putting things in our bodies.

    • @ark_ryl9384
      @ark_ryl9384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I am 100% pro-vaccination, but I don't think that mandatory vaccinations are a good idea for two main reasons.
      Firstly, I think that people should have the freedom to opt out. This just comes from my general premise of consent, and that the government shouldn't be allowed to put something in your own body against your consent. This could come with strings attached though, such as if you want to send your child to a public school then that requires them to be vaccinated. Though this creates the problem of separating those children who aren't vaccinated into a group, a group which would have virtually zero herd immunity and could be a recipe for disaster.
      Secondly, I think that mandatory vaccines would just add fuel to the fire. It would fit perfectly into the anti-vaxxers heads that vaccines are a conspiracy against them. I can't say for sure, but I imagine this would lead to a lot of outbreaks, families living off the grid and a lot of money, time and resources spent trying to crack down on potentially thousands of families who would go to the Earths end to stop them and their children from becoming vaccinated.
      Personally, I think the best way to combat anti-vaxxers would be for more states to allow kids to walk into a clinic and get vaccinated themselves without their parents knowledge or consent. Combining this with a public awareness campaign (such as the recent rise in anti-vaxxer memes) would allow kids to become vaccinated safely without their anti-vaxx parents having to get involved.

    • @RyosukeTakahashiRX7
      @RyosukeTakahashiRX7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All fine and that but there are cases where childs cannot be vaccinated due to their immunesystem overreacting or it being too weak. These childs depend on herd immunity and can't do anything themselves, they are the real and innocent victims of the antivax movement.

    • @thegreatestsilkroad9375
      @thegreatestsilkroad9375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ark_ryl9384
      I disagree with first statement. You should do that and it's not a choice. If people will start choosing it the herd immunitie will die immediately.

    • @jaridkeen123
      @jaridkeen123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@councilv1250 the measles can mutate making the vaccine useless if not enough people get vaccinated.

  • @thepetrancuripetrancuris2253
    @thepetrancuripetrancuris2253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Karen: It’s those dam vaccines.
    Me: It’s those dam Karen’s

  • @ruzzelladrian907
    @ruzzelladrian907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1950 people: I hope I don't get measles.
    2010 kids: What's measles?
    2020 Facebook-Moms: No more vaccinations! To hell with big pharma!
    Vaccines have become a victim of its own success. Works so well that we forgot how dangerous vaccine preventable diseases are.

    • @BrickworksDK
      @BrickworksDK 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sadly, all too true.
      People consider these diseases harmless because they haven't seen what kind of harm they can do. Do people even know what an iron lung is today?

    • @potaterjim
      @potaterjim 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BrickworksDK there's at least one man alive today in an iron lung. He's a lawyer, and in a bit of a bind because as the last, no one builds parts for his machine anymore, he has to have them custom made by a machinist.
      Looks like he's about to have a fair bit of company

  • @HahtaanDaetori
    @HahtaanDaetori 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    *Infected person: *breaths*
    *Anti-vaxxer kids: 'drop like flies'*

  • @Fauzan1812
    @Fauzan1812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    y'all watch a video of a question which you already know the answer

    • @BladeTheGabite
      @BladeTheGabite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Still beneficial to watch the video. Gives it more views for a subject matter that isn't so complicated but people make it seem to be.

    • @jibbyjizz
      @jibbyjizz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just wanted to see if Vox would say something different.

    • @BladeTheGabite
      @BladeTheGabite 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vox isn't that stupid.

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @sage7296
      @sage7296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      J M assuming your a white American...a growing number natives are stupid and don’t get them .A lot of immigrants probaly cant afford them so they probaly don’t get them.
      it’s a problem with education not immigrants. Really nothing is wrong with immigrants

  • @calliehennigan4326
    @calliehennigan4326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Anti- vaxxers: Stop vaccinating your children!
    Measles: Am I a joke to you?

  • @survivor6302
    @survivor6302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Anti-vax kid turns 1
    We’re halfway there!!

    • @supamalleo64
      @supamalleo64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Andrea Mendenhall Uh, y tf u lyin.

    • @worldman3218
      @worldman3218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Andrea Mendenhall ever heard of crowd immunity?

    • @joeypresnar9905
      @joeypresnar9905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Andrea Mendenhall they don’t get sick because of herd immunity

    • @nsp6590
      @nsp6590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Andrea Mendenhall Yeah well I mean people 500 years ago also used to die due to soap not having been invented yet. But obviously not everyone did. So I guess we don't need soap either then? Unless your point is that we should let children go through potentially fatal diseases just because you had to. In any case, get a reality check.

    • @survivor6302
      @survivor6302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Andrea Mendenhall you could avoid it all together and not have to go through the pain by getting the shots that have proven to be reliable in numerous tests

  • @Keezy410
    @Keezy410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    I wonder how many Unvaccinated Kids are Laughing at this.
    OH WAIT

    • @CoolMintMC
      @CoolMintMC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      F

    • @jakejosh3322
      @jakejosh3322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm unvaccinated and hunty be thriving baby

    • @dakotabice558
      @dakotabice558 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Moms anti-vacation and I’m still kicking and social

    • @adelinadiaz9329
      @adelinadiaz9329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Waiting for someone to come in: bUt VaCciNatIOnS dOn't wORk!!!!1!!!11

    • @Cat-nk2yb
      @Cat-nk2yb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      jake josh I don’t think hunty’s gonna be thriving for very long :/

  • @redrectoof6341
    @redrectoof6341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    BUt We HaVe EsSeNtIaL OiLs

  • @SomeFabio
    @SomeFabio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Unvaccinated children: **exist**
    Measles: **slow metal music**

  • @HahtaanDaetori
    @HahtaanDaetori 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Because linda is more educated, with her PhD in Facebook 👩‍💻

  • @HahtaanDaetori
    @HahtaanDaetori 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Because shiny crystals are more fun than stabby needle 😩🥴

    • @allahson4967
      @allahson4967 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ullbe d@@@ soon evyone at hospital will Be

  • @noneparticular1076
    @noneparticular1076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Why is everything on TH-cam sponsored by Skillshare now?

    • @nikkim7012
      @nikkim7012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      o0o0! Don't forget Brilliant.org! :)
      I almost wonder if there's a parent company... hmm..

    • @hirokokueh3541
      @hirokokueh3541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      because they got the skill

    • @MinttMeringue
      @MinttMeringue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      We moved from audible to squarespace to skillshare I guess

    • @cloudsin8748
      @cloudsin8748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MinttMeringue there's also that one about VPN's (can't recall the name)

    • @eleSDSU
      @eleSDSU 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's just a weird flex from Skillshare.

  • @kubadzejkob332
    @kubadzejkob332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In summary: a few communities in USA didn't get vaccinated for religious reasons or due to not believing the doctors, but measles doesn't affect the vaccinated people outside these communities, as they have herd immunity (the fact that they are all immune stops the spread of the disease).

    • @holisticpoet
      @holisticpoet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@acem1060 Herd immunity is a myth. Almost all adults do not get their booster making roughly 35% of people not immune to measles. This is far less than the 90% needed for so called herd immunity. Face it. We have been lied to.

  • @jattvolume3
    @jattvolume3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This comment section has herd immunity from pseudo science..haha

    • @HyuneLuvBvg00
      @HyuneLuvBvg00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kidboy A.G. Hell isnt real

  • @deproissant
    @deproissant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm a doctor, I know vaccines work and I agree with everything this video says. And while I don't sympathize anti-vaxxers, I can't help but feel a bit uneasy with taking voluntary choices away. I really, really hope that everyone can come to a rational conclusion on their own that not getting vaccinated is a bad idea, but I guess that's wishful thinking.

  • @thederpyblockthedb522
    @thederpyblockthedb522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Person: *spends many years of their life to become a reliable doctor.*
    Anti-vax parent: *doesn't listen to doctors*
    Their kid: *dies*
    Doctor: *secretly laughs*

  • @belgiumball2308
    @belgiumball2308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1.1k Plague Enthusiasts disliked the video

  • @TheFoodieCutie
    @TheFoodieCutie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Reeeeeeee! The doctors are killing us!
    Measles: hold my beer.

    • @nikkim7012
      @nikkim7012 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      HA!

    • @BeDangerousSomeMore
      @BeDangerousSomeMore 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But guys Im still here?I don't understand will i die? Or is it just luck?

    • @BeDangerousSomeMore
      @BeDangerousSomeMore 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      See my whole familey have never gotta sick even thought we don't take vacs?

    • @loveflying4488
      @loveflying4488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bad example...more people die each year to doctor medical malpractice than measles ever did.
      Video said 500 died a year pre vaccine to measles...want to guess the number of deaths per year due to medical malpractice that are reported?
      250,000 death to medical error a year as calculated by John's Hopkins
      ..

    • @BeDangerousSomeMore
      @BeDangerousSomeMore 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@loveflying4488 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 MY PRINCE CHARMING HAS JUST ROASTED THE TOXIC'S YAAAAY 🌈😸

  • @scoopityboop
    @scoopityboop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When Mississippi is leading in public health, you know something has seriously gone wrong with your state

  • @Local_Owlbear
    @Local_Owlbear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ..... does not vaccinating your children count as abuse? I mean seriously think about it.

    • @stoutyyyy
      @stoutyyyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Minemew101 neglect but yeah

  • @eaux383
    @eaux383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Scientist: for the last time vaccines doesnt cause autism and actually will save ur kids!!
    Anti vaxxers: wtf is that even supposed to mean

  • @urRAWRsoundsfunnyLOL
    @urRAWRsoundsfunnyLOL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Ah, the joke that never gets old: unvaccinated people.

    • @moneky6962
      @moneky6962 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheWalkingBritt the only people who can not have vaccines are immune compromised and MAYBE super religious

  • @Ankianki33
    @Ankianki33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    cause face book moms know more than years of studies

    • @emailakkont6520
      @emailakkont6520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      decades*

    • @Ryan-xq3kl
      @Ryan-xq3kl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes studies are more trustable than countless women who have their child turned into an autistic, babbling, no brain after receiving 20 neurotoxic injections which pass the blood brain barrier RIGHT FROM BIRTH. empathy lacking sheep is what you are, the amount of likes you have just proves the level of ignorance. immunity doesnt work through eugenics you morons immunity works through biological functions, we are corroding our immune systems BY THE GENERATION with these so called vaccines. I challenge you to list ONE non human implemented disease that we have "eradicated". go on then

    • @shashwatroy6229
      @shashwatroy6229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ryan please tell me you’re being sarcastic or are just an internet troll.

    • @Tulanir1
      @Tulanir1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Ryan
      smallpox. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smallpox

    • @afif5496
      @afif5496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OmG YOurE So IgNorAnT VaCciNes iS FuLl oF dAngErouS CheMiCal

  • @ardentdfender4116
    @ardentdfender4116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I had Measles as a kid and it wasn’t fun. Also somehow missed getting Chicken Pox as a kid and didn’t get it until I was an adult while serving in the military while stationed in Japan. I’m just going to say for all you anti-vaccinators out there, may you get the full dose of misery when you get the Measles and may the burning rash make you as miserable 😖 as I was when I had it as a kid because I was in misery. Even catching Small Pox as an adult which you usually get as a kid omg that was misery. Think I git it being exposed to someone while I was stationed in Japan in the military. I was in quarantine from my ship off the ship for about 6 weeks so I didn’t contaminate and infect everyone else on my ship. That ordeal was misery!

    • @aryaxz2255
      @aryaxz2255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      if they make a movie out of you i would totally watch it bro

    • @marcellabutay1090
      @marcellabutay1090 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How old are you considering that you were an adult before 1980??

    • @tabaks
      @tabaks 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smallpox, you idiot?! en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smallpox

    • @acatwithinternet5635
      @acatwithinternet5635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tabaks yeah I think he messed it up. When I was stationed in Korea, they made us get the small pox vaccine before going. I thought it was the same for Japan, but maybe I'm wrong.

    • @tommieduhswamy6860
      @tommieduhswamy6860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smallpox has largely been eradicated in the developed world. Smallpox has a mortality rate higher than most communicable diseases. If it don't kill ya ...you'd wish it did.

  • @BluePlayzHD
    @BluePlayzHD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Parent: *Doesn't Vaccinate Their Kids**
    Polio: Hippity Poppety, Your Child Is Now My Property.

  • @CaveEdits
    @CaveEdits 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Anti Vaxxer Exists
    Measles: hey ! look it's free real estate
    Others: Hey Look It's A Stolen Comment

    • @Relco12
      @Relco12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cave Cab not a stolen comment, just a reused dead meme in a bad format

    • @sushimemestar2210
      @sushimemestar2210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Relco12 I hate your profile picture. Do not vaccinate yourself please

  • @MrSquiggles.
    @MrSquiggles. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Anti-vaxx kids: Don't worry I got my essential oils!
    Kid with the disease sneezes on them: Good luck!

    • @MrSquiggles.
      @MrSquiggles. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ham_ er I'm not a furry...I swear I gotta change my pic

    • @arougea.i.3380
      @arougea.i.3380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The dancing jelly dounut you have 1 more day.

  • @mp4486
    @mp4486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Everybody gangsta until the measles starts walking

  • @aliciahilliard812
    @aliciahilliard812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1980: we will be so advanced
    2019: oh whats that another measles outbreak.

  • @itchynights
    @itchynights 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    judging by the animations of this video, vaccines make you artistic.

    • @thursdayplurbonym-boyporri8921
      @thursdayplurbonym-boyporri8921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *a n d a u t i s t i c*

    • @Daiems
      @Daiems 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thursdayplurbonym-boyporri8921 u ruined it

    • @shaggysneakyamulet874
      @shaggysneakyamulet874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t suppose an unvaccinated person is good at animation in the sense that they are probably dead before getting good at it

    • @gabrielgalaxygh
      @gabrielgalaxygh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its autistic

    • @eevee1583
      @eevee1583 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Autistic people tend to be artistic people, it adds up.

  • @tirthakamalnath795
    @tirthakamalnath795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Anti-vaccination advocates.
    There. Saved you 5 minutes ☺️

  • @Abdega
    @Abdega 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:00 I never thought I’d say this, but *GOOD JOB MISSISSIPPI!*

  • @FBI-uf9jz
    @FBI-uf9jz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Me and the boys contracting measles because of karen