Modi - The Best Way To Pick Up Women

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  • #Modi on what he learned during his flight to #Germany and why #astrology is the key to a woman's heart.
    Modi stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2012.
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  • @ankurthakur6424
    @ankurthakur6424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Are you an Indian and have you clicked on this video reading the name MODI? 😀😀

    • @GE0attack
      @GE0attack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Modi modi modi modi mOdI

    • @meetultrivedi9418
      @meetultrivedi9418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep.

    • @itsyagirlindica3505
      @itsyagirlindica3505 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does modi mean kumar?

    • @meetultrivedi9418
      @meetultrivedi9418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@itsyagirlindica3505 our prime Minister... of india.

    • @ankurthakur6424
      @ankurthakur6424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@itsyagirlindica3505 Modi is the surname of our Prime Minister in India. He just won the second term election with a huge huge margin.

  • @avrahamgoldberg9731
    @avrahamgoldberg9731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    In 2014, I flew into Germany on the way to Israel. Because the plane didn't park at the terminal we had to take a bus to the terminal. So there I was, packed onto a bus with the other passengers (mostly Israelis) as we drove by the outer perimeter of the airport surrounded by a fence topped with barbed wire and displaying signs in German. It was entirely normal for an airport, but very unconfortable anyway. I couldn't wait to get on my connecting flight. I know that most Germans are good people, but still. The damage was done and it will stick for a very VERY long time.

    • @markstein2495
      @markstein2495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Never Forget! Never Forgive!

    • @c.weidenmann7477
      @c.weidenmann7477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have arrived at terminal F. It is heavily secured due to a terrorist attack back in 1970. After this attack terminal F was build to secure all passengers flying in and out from Ben Gurion. Oh and by the way, I like Modi but his Munich bashing was pretty lame. And we have a pretty vivid Jewish Community Center in Munich with a beautiful shul. A must see. Come and visit us.

  • @felipearaujo5572
    @felipearaujo5572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    So hard to find more stuff on this guy because of his name...

  • @itsyagirlindica3505
    @itsyagirlindica3505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My mom's a Virgo lol. She's very quiet around ppl. And she's very nice.

  • @rachelweis9201
    @rachelweis9201 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Both my parents came were born in Germany and were orthodox. They went back to Frankfurt twice to go to the cemetery where my grandfather (opa) was buried
    They couldn’t get out of Germany fast enough.

  • @christopherrodrigues891
    @christopherrodrigues891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Came here for Narendra Modi. Guess Indian clickbait

  • @calviincalifornia4048
    @calviincalifornia4048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:10 to the point

  • @ricardofranciszayas
    @ricardofranciszayas ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Modi, you are brilliant.

  • @carsonbrown7724
    @carsonbrown7724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    626 THOUSAND subscribers ...... 221 likes shows you this level of comedy

  • @calviincalifornia4048
    @calviincalifornia4048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:24 lumpy space princess, suddenly

  • @jimbojackson4045
    @jimbojackson4045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was pretty good!

  • @justkidding8669
    @justkidding8669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm from Munich xD

  • @anishia
    @anishia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God bless these auto-generated captions. They really make the prospect of an AI- driven apocalypse seem much less likely.

    • @anishia
      @anishia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or at the very least, way funnie r xD

    • @mahdihiro9975
      @mahdihiro9975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anishia don't worry I'm here to like your cm

    • @anishia
      @anishia 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mahdihiro9975 D'aww, that's nice of you but ultimately unnecessary. I post to support the channels I like, not for personal validation ❤️

    • @mahdihiro9975
      @mahdihiro9975 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anishia Me too. I love good comdians. Check out andrew shulz

  • @LeaLev-d1m
    @LeaLev-d1m 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Modi how would you know to pick up women

    • @GaryMorin
      @GaryMorin วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂this is exactly what I'm thinking! 😅

  • @meetultrivedi9418
    @meetultrivedi9418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Duped by name modi i thought it was about our p.m .gig was average.

  • @ApsaraMenaka
    @ApsaraMenaka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I learned how to say Germany in german."
    Goes on to show he didn't.

    • @joakimgrum6178
      @joakimgrum6178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't think you got it

    • @ApsaraMenaka
      @ApsaraMenaka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do think so. I am from Germany and he says it as wrong as most of the people from english speaking countries. It is not "Deutscheland" it's "Deutschland".

    • @Managable_Mayhem
      @Managable_Mayhem 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ApsaraMenaka Man muss dazu sagen dass die Ammies die meisten Worte nicht korrekt aussprechen können (englische Worte auch, ab und an), also von daher. XD

    • @ArmandoBellagio
      @ArmandoBellagio 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He said it right, just the last time he said Deutscheland... Anyway, joke was lame though

  • @johnnymorningstar2855
    @johnnymorningstar2855 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chicks are deep into astrology lol but if I've learned anything it's that the crazier ones tend to be the ones that will ask you specific details on your day of birthday, the time it was, the location, etc. Lots of trust issues, insecurity, probably has a shitty parents or both are.
    Some can be manipulative by using your traits against you be it passive or aggressive. Stay safe my kings and queens.

  • @BenSkyLakewood
    @BenSkyLakewood ปีที่แล้ว

    Always hilarious

  • @eze3914
    @eze3914 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The next Rodney Dangerfield.

  • @GE0attack
    @GE0attack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's a reupload

  • @ArmandoBellagio
    @ArmandoBellagio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That Lufthansa stuff sounded made up. If you do that make it at least somehow comical, this were just stereotypes basically.

  • @kazzafi1
    @kazzafi1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who came here after searching modi comedy

  • @swrnm
    @swrnm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You have an *interesting* name

  • @abhyodaysisodia
    @abhyodaysisodia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol... modi everywhere

  • @borntowild480
    @borntowild480 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's his real name?

  • @MaleahsDiary
    @MaleahsDiary 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DO WOMEN REALLY FALL FOR THESE LINES? I don't. (Please don't click on my face. I'm a germaphobe.)

  • @albertardiscohn4900
    @albertardiscohn4900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jewish people are so funny turning tragedy in the comedy now that's not a thing everybody can do

  • @GE0attack
    @GE0attack 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    All bhakts are here MODI MODI MODI MODI MODI MODI MODI MODI MODI MODI MODI MODI

  • @MM-yi9zn
    @MM-yi9zn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Germany still causes discomfort.

  • @tmhwriter
    @tmhwriter 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Isn't he gay? If so, that girl's sign was "barking up the wrong tree."

  • @robertschwartz4810
    @robertschwartz4810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My sign is "Merging Traffic", what's yours?

  • @kittymi4842
    @kittymi4842 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤩🤪😂😂😂

  • @dgordgeepavlukov841
    @dgordgeepavlukov841 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Biorn ironside

  • @RebelChumps
    @RebelChumps 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    unsubbed too many reuploads sorry.

  • @MG-dj7jv
    @MG-dj7jv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    But you're only in to men as you told me in that gay bar in the East Village

  • @Mash4096
    @Mash4096 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:51 "1 out of 12" is LESS chance than "1 out of 4".
    This guy makes no sense....

    • @lornow71
      @lornow71 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's really 4 out of 12 chances each time

    • @Mash4096
      @Mash4096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lornow71 No, the fact that he only knows 4 astrological signs has nothing to do with the chance.
      Even if he only knew 1 sign, it would still be 1 out of 12 chance it's that person's sign.
      But my point was actually that he seems to present that "1 out of 4" is more amazing than "1 out of 12". While "1 out of 12" is actually 3x more amazing than "1 out of 4".

  • @GirGir183
    @GirGir183 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Germans don't shout everything they say.

  • @Rizlack
    @Rizlack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ohhh Jewish comedy

  • @GirGir183
    @GirGir183 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wonder when people impersonating Germans will come to realise they don't shout when they speak.

    • @skontheroad2666
      @skontheroad2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is part of the joke...(all older generation Jews always hear German as if it is being shouted AT them).

  • @iamdmc
    @iamdmc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    really? "Every German is a Nazi" jokes in 2019? lazy and tired 'comedy'

    • @andersonneil2293
      @andersonneil2293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To be fair this is from 2012

    • @MrDOR84
      @MrDOR84 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@andersonneil2293to be fair, he’s been doing that bit since the 90’s (i have a vhs somewhere of a dutch tv-show he was on)

  • @lamberko
    @lamberko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At first Lufthansa was an airline long before Hitler. At second nobody in Germany speaks like Hitler, because Hitler wasn't a German; in fact he was from Austria. - If you want to make fun (and financial income) on history, you should do your homework and research the facts, instead of spreading bullshit around the globe.

    • @suzannebracker8219
      @suzannebracker8219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lamberko It’s comedy. Just comedy.

    • @MrBrindleStyle
      @MrBrindleStyle 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😮WTF

    • @jalemairliha
      @jalemairliha 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I hope you found your Xanax soon after this.

  • @desiguy995
    @desiguy995 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    fake name

    • @jalemairliha
      @jalemairliha 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's an Israeli name. You don't own the exclusive rights to it.

  • @paladintactical8250
    @paladintactical8250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is so bad...bet he get's a Hollywood deal anyway, wonder why...

    • @jalemairliha
      @jalemairliha 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You spelled great wrong

  • @MrTalefero
    @MrTalefero 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Позор. Германец говорит на языке публики

  • @eze3914
    @eze3914 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As funny as the toe cheese on my left foot.

  • @PrakashKumar-nd2yh
    @PrakashKumar-nd2yh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Worst

  • @mauriciogerhardt3209
    @mauriciogerhardt3209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2 misoginistic jokes

    • @calviincalifornia4048
      @calviincalifornia4048 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lets make it 17 misoginistic jokes then! where the fuck is my samwich and why are you out OF THE KITCHEN?!?!

  • @eze3914
    @eze3914 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aren't comedians supposed to be funny?

  • @calviincalifornia4048
    @calviincalifornia4048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:24 lumpy space princess, suddenly