Your nostalgia won't save you here Editor: Jack Clishem / jackclishem @JackClishem Originally streamed January 14th 2023 Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
I don’t think Jeremy realizes that the idea of him doing a stream where he drinks out of a hamster bottle for 15 minutes and spends the rest of the stream having an existential crisis is nothing out of the ordinary for his channel
Driver was the first game I ever played and I made my grandma piss her pants laughing because I was 3 years old and smashed into literally fucking everything.
@@ed9358 dude I don’t know why but older folks find crashing and even just driving in games really funny. Multiple family members of mine have fucking lost it after just driving into stuff in gta
@@obeseperson Thinking about it, it is really funny. Imagine a person sitting in that car you're driving and consciously making those fucked up decisions lmao Or they're just absolutely wasted
we go from someone joking to have their screen burn in with jerma's face & "peeping the horror" to jerma actually burning his screen in and someone getting a concussion to his stream, nearly freaking dying. the man, the myth, the lifesize dollhouse figurine
Honestly the best part about the driver 1 segment is that he played it only because of a jerma account that begged him to play the game for like 4 years straight
Frustrating? Definitely. Needlessly hard? Buddy, the entire game is like that. Besides, I think the devs realized how difficult it was and made it so you could practice the parking garage without ever jumping into undercover
@@jerrysgardentractorsengine2243 yeah it's a brutal tutorial but it also gives you a perfect impression of what Driver is like, unforgiving and demanding of precision
My grandma used to babysit my cousins, siblings, and me and she had driver on the PlayStation. There was like 12 of us and not a single one of could beat the tutorial. We’re all adults and it’s still unbeaten lol
11:15 is KILLING ME. the fact that he doesn't even stop and wait for the perfect moment to jump and just keeps on going forward endlessly until he gets it as if it were in his programming
It’s not a cult, he simply requires that we give him our credit card information and social security number and blackmails people who try to leave and insists we refer to him as Father Ra-Shawbard
Jerma brought me to the grocery store the other day, he was swerving around like a lunatic and he kept screaming "I cant believe it, how is that not a 180!?"
I lost my shit when he picked up the "Star Trek crew" because that's exactly what I thought they looked like before he said it and then he said exactly what I was thinking. Truly one of the moments of all time
I always wanted to try Bionicle Heroes. It's more or less a TPS Lego Star Wars before The Skywalker Saga gave actual Lego Star Wars TPS mechanics. I completely forgot how overkill the bloom was.
Remember that one PlayStation game he played in 2018 where he made a whole bit about being a chiropractor while slamming a guys head into a urinal? Good times Edit: th-cam.com/video/ulMkIwHMchw/w-d-xo.html at around 8:36
Idk if you’re referencing Sleeping Dogs but I DO remember Jeremy turning Wei Shen into the 6 Million Dollar Man, walking up to a public urinal that a man was in the middle of using, pushing him out of the way as he’s pissing, and proceeding to piss in that same urinal, without one word being exchanged
12:34 in the park near my old highschool there's this huge, human sized, wooden hamster wheel. One of my shcoolmates did exactly what Jerma described. Once it slowed down he kinda got spun up half way, to the ceiling, and then dropped down really hard onto the wooden planks. My teacher was there, and laughing very hard.
I have finally seen Driver for the PS1 again. Core memory of pure frustration as a 5 year old revisited. I still have the ps1 and the disc haha but I remember playing the game was so hard to figure out, good to see an adult struggling just as much
8:06 My immediate thought was also a Star Trek crew. The implications of that are a much better story than the rest of the game I gather. But which alien babe is Captain Kirk going to seduce to get out of trouble from the police
Stuntman is a spinoff of the Driver series. Ignition was made by a different dev because reflections was working on Driv3r and Parallel Lines, but the first Stuntman was Reflections.
whats weird is i remember playing this bionicle game when i was a kid and constantly getting a temporary screen burn after like 5 minutes. maybe its the excessive bloom
I really hope Jerma ignores the annoying zoomers in chat and actually gives the Driver series another look later on. Mainly because I want him to play Driver: San Francisco.
@@guhguh22 It was pulled from every online game store quite a few years ago over what I believe to be car licencing expirations. There are A LOT of licenced cars in that game. The only way you can get it today is through secondhand markets, key sellers, or the seven seas.
i put lofi to my jerry and tell my girlfreind "byeh its just one of those inspirational voicey woo woo songs, ya know theones to cheer you up" and she doesnt even question it when jerry is all "idiot IDIOT get her GET HER"
hamster stream would be great. he could eat like a hamster and pretend to be a hamster for like thirty minutes, say "alirght, im done, how do i get out" and then go through a massive plastic tube maze doing hamster related puzzles and activities
This gave me flashbacks to playing Gran Turismo 2 and trying to get racing licenses. What is it with PS1 racing games and having the tutorial be a thousand times harder than the actual game?
So nostalgic seeing him pla Driver I hope he plays Driver 3 as well. I remember making so many cinematics after fucking around in the free roam. Such a fun broken mess of a game Edit: Did everyone have the same PS1 games? I had the Land Before Time racing too!
I can't think of a worse opening to a video game than having to drive around in a parking garage with a time limit. It's like Don't Be Late To Work Parking Simulator.
Can someone explain exactly what happened to his screen? I get the concept of burning an image into screen, but how did it affect his capture card, and he said it was on another monitor as well?
I don’t think Jeremy realizes that the idea of him doing a stream where he drinks out of a hamster bottle for 15 minutes and spends the rest of the stream having an existential crisis is nothing out of the ordinary for his channel
Or just have it be an actual enlarged hamster water dispenser, and have it slightly in frame, but never address it until absolutely necessary
@@salladss thats what I assumed he would do if he ever did it, is get an enlarged one
God I hope he does
@@salladss why would it need to be enlarged
@@Wetdoger I'd imagine jerma has a bugger mouth than a rodent
Id literally pay to watch that.
Driver was the first game I ever played and I made my grandma piss her pants laughing because I was 3 years old and smashed into literally fucking everything.
why was your grandma laughing at car accidents was she jerma. be honest.
@@ed9358 it's the unexpectedness of it that makes a car crash in video games funny
dude sameee this was the first game I ever played
@@ed9358 dude I don’t know why but older folks find crashing and even just driving in games really funny. Multiple family members of mine have fucking lost it after just driving into stuff in gta
@@obeseperson Thinking about it, it is really funny. Imagine a person sitting in that car you're driving and consciously making those fucked up decisions lmao
Or they're just absolutely wasted
we go from someone joking to have their screen burn in with jerma's face & "peeping the horror" to jerma actually burning his screen in and someone getting a concussion to his stream, nearly freaking dying.
the man, the myth, the lifesize dollhouse figurine
Wasn't it the capture card that somehow had the burn in and not the physical screen?
Until I had just googled it, I thought "peeping the horror" was some ancient TV show
Jerma, driving directly towards an empty field: "IS THIS A BANK??"
The bank when you ask them where your money that they lost is.
im about to piss myself im laughing way too hard at this WHY THE HELL DID HE THINK THAT WAS A BANK
I don’t think there’s ever been a more accurate 2ndJerma title card. No notes.
Untrue, Mac didn't start laughing hysterically when the car crashed.
But that is a note.
Those early seasons of always sunny are unmatched
The Farmer's Dynasty video using an Interstellar clip will always stick with me for how like 3 or 4 components of the movie overlapped with the video
@@Rezuaq I still think about that one
Honestly the best part about the driver 1 segment is that he played it only because of a jerma account that begged him to play the game for like 4 years straight
Actually it was one year but I counted starting from a request De Clay made 4 years ago.
Honestly, him beating that cursed tutorial twice is already a top contender for best gamer moment. It's so frustrating and needlessly hard
The fact that he does it out of pure spite and manages to just call it like fucking Babe Ruth makes it one of the best Jerma gamer moments period
Frustrating? Definitely. Needlessly hard? Buddy, the entire game is like that. Besides, I think the devs realized how difficult it was and made it so you could practice the parking garage without ever jumping into undercover
@@jerrysgardentractorsengine2243 yeah it's a brutal tutorial but it also gives you a perfect impression of what Driver is like, unforgiving and demanding of precision
My grandma used to babysit my cousins, siblings, and me and she had driver on the PlayStation. There was like 12 of us and not a single one of could beat the tutorial. We’re all adults and it’s still unbeaten lol
Jerma is the guy who beat Dark Souls on stream after all, so I'm not surprised he could beat it TWICE!
@@bettyspaghetti3018 yeah but he died to pinwheel so idk
11:15 is KILLING ME. the fact that he doesn't even stop and wait for the perfect moment to jump and just keeps on going forward endlessly until he gets it as if it were in his programming
Can you even stop in this game? I think it might be an on-rails runner type. thats why he calls it an iPhone game
@@PaintraSeaPea thats probably true but at the same time i hope to god its not cuz im in tears about him trying to brute-force past a fish
The fish with the hard read every time, I’ve never seen a man be perfect parried that many times in a row by what is essentially a visual metronome
I was fucking SENT at that part. Lmao
I came back to this knowing what happens and I was still blown away by it, the double fish hit is really something
Jerma's impression of himself at 10:18 sounds more like Jerma than Jerma does.
Especially the flustered laugh.
11:15 has me losing my mind
King of the junjile btw
Cockblocked
no joke i took a sip of water like right as he tried to make the jump for the first time. spent the next 30 seconds trying to not choke to death :)
I laughed my ass off, no way that was intentionnal.
Just when you think he has it, you remember that you're watching Jerma
I love the amount of times Jerma has thought a preset ghost in a game was himself "like Mario Kart"
This stream was so grounded and unhinged at the same time I loved it
i cackled uncontrollably when he kept ramming into those jumping fish, what a silly guy :D
It took him almost 20 seconds to get past a fish lol
reading jerma video comments really cements the fact that being a jerma fan is a cult
It’s not a cult, he simply requires that we give him our credit card information and social security number and blackmails people who try to leave and insists we refer to him as Father Ra-Shawbard
*We are not a cult.*
I like being here.
His name was MeStrong
ikr, it's messed up how fans are idolising this guy after what he did to all those people
Jerma should really play Driver: San Francisco, that game would have him laughing endlessly at the amount of “accidents” he’ll cause
Best intro that perfectly fits Jerma
do u know what it’s from?
@@churrnobyll It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, episode is Mac and Charlie Die part 1. Season 4 or something
he's aged 12 years since the beginning of the stream
Wow! The passage of time is irreversible!
this guy is so handsome and has a great personality, subscribed!
Another victim has been taken
he is a known murderer
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DO NOT LOSE IT OR JERMA985 ACCESS WILL BE REMOVED
ster undercover
Run you fool
“Jerma, you will never finish the tutorial”-that is what they said
Jerma brought me to the grocery store the other day, he was swerving around like a lunatic and he kept screaming "I cant believe it, how is that not a 180!?"
(turns 90 degrees) "why is it not doing the 180???"
Jerma did the baby sensory videos BUT drinking from a hamster bottle is a bad idea.
I had repressed memories of a bionicle lego rip-off for years and now I finally know that it's real
When you remembered it it probably had so much bloom you figured you dreamt it
It was made by the same devs.
I lost my shit when he picked up the "Star Trek crew" because that's exactly what I thought they looked like before he said it and then he said exactly what I was thinking. Truly one of the moments of all time
12:05 imagine the dollhouse stream but instead of the dollhouse hes in a hamster cage
no no all jerma has to do is like over the course of 3-4 hours he slowly realizes that he’s in a hamster cage
I always wanted to try Bionicle Heroes. It's more or less a TPS Lego Star Wars before The Skywalker Saga gave actual Lego Star Wars TPS mechanics. I completely forgot how overkill the bloom was.
How dare the opening not be ster throwing ps1s into the toilet in his Jackie chan video
Remember that one PlayStation game he played in 2018 where he made a whole bit about being a chiropractor while slamming a guys head into a urinal? Good times
Edit: th-cam.com/video/ulMkIwHMchw/w-d-xo.html at around 8:36
What game?
Sleeping Dogs?
Idk if you’re referencing Sleeping Dogs but I DO remember Jeremy turning Wei Shen into the 6 Million Dollar Man, walking up to a public urinal that a man was in the middle of using, pushing him out of the way as he’s pissing, and proceeding to piss in that same urinal, without one word being exchanged
Splinter Cell Conviction
Are you sure that wasn't Vinny?
He's laughing. The President of the United States is a Bionicle and he's laughing
i feel like it would be easier doing the driver tutorial irl than actually doing the tut
you know its gonna be a good one when he spends almost half the video on the tutorial
He looks ready to kill someone in every scene he's in
this is honestly a good jerma content sampler
I'm so happy that he played Driver. The Twitter account dedicated to it must be so happy
I am.
12:34 in the park near my old highschool there's this huge, human sized, wooden hamster wheel. One of my shcoolmates did exactly what Jerma described. Once it slowed down he kinda got spun up half way, to the ceiling, and then dropped down really hard onto the wooden planks. My teacher was there, and laughing very hard.
I have finally seen Driver for the PS1 again. Core memory of pure frustration as a 5 year old revisited. I still have the ps1 and the disc haha but I remember playing the game was so hard to figure out, good to see an adult struggling just as much
Picture this: Jerma Hamster cage meets IRL Sims house
I cheered SO HARD when he made it. Then the intro scene happened and Jerma made the pikachu surprised face
@ᴄʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛᴇʟᴇɢʀᴀᴍ ᴀᴘᴘ ᴠɪᴀ@Jerma_1 jerma is catfishing me!!!!11!!
That land before time game looks so sick, very vibes
Listening to Jerma sing literally sounds like one of those "AI finishes the song" videos
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!"
8:06
My immediate thought was also a Star Trek crew. The implications of that are a much better story than the rest of the game I gather. But which alien babe is Captain Kirk going to seduce to get out of trouble from the police
The only thing that make the intro better is chat emote on Charlie's head at the beginning
That Driver tutorial awoken deep memories in me.
These variety streams and when he does a full playthrough of some weird ass random game are my favourites
Gonna admit, Driver gave me some strong Stuntman flashbacks.
Stuntman is a spinoff of the Driver series. Ignition was made by a different dev because reflections was working on Driv3r and Parallel Lines, but the first Stuntman was Reflections.
@@warbossgegguz679 Oh, well...that actually makes a good deal of sense, then. Thanks for the info!
No bob the builder speedrun or separate video?
omg two IASIP openings in a row? hype
2:00 HE ALWAYS MAKES THAT ERROR AND ALWAYS SAYS THE MARIO KART PART LMFAO
saw the title and immediately assumed it was a vinesauce video
"Why is time going up? Am I losing time or gaining time?"- World's smartest intelligence.
I'm so happy Jerma decided to do the Hamster stream, we will finally see him in his natural habitat!
I rented Driver from my local video store back in the day. Had it for a week... never beat the tutorial.
My mom watched this stream with me and she liked it, she's like 46.
She’s only 9 years older than Jerma, I’m sure they can relate
@@Slop_Dogg *younger
whats weird is i remember playing this bionicle game when i was a kid and constantly getting a temporary screen burn after like 5 minutes. maybe its the excessive bloom
*Jerma:* (ranting about tuna fish)
*Jerma's Screen:* (slowly burning) I'm in danger! :D
omg the driver tutorial o_o
I really hope Jerma ignores the annoying zoomers in chat and actually gives the Driver series another look later on.
Mainly because I want him to play Driver: San Francisco.
The car switching mechanic is literally made for jerma funny moments holy shit
Driver: San Francisco is the best. Not the easiest game to get today though.
I really hope Jerma ignores the annoying Warboss Gegguz in the TH-cam comments and never gives the Driver series another look.
@@Skornish wdym not easy to get
@@guhguh22 It was pulled from every online game store quite a few years ago over what I believe to be car licencing expirations. There are A LOT of licenced cars in that game. The only way you can get it today is through secondhand markets, key sellers, or the seven seas.
Bratz PS2 games. That's Jerma's next Goliath to conquer.
I don’t know if you guys wanna finish this one, this guy is a friggin’ maniac.
i put lofi to my jerry and tell my girlfreind "byeh its just one of those inspirational voicey woo woo songs, ya know theones to cheer you up" and she doesnt even question it when jerry is all "idiot IDIOT get her GET HER"
hamster stream would be great. he could eat like a hamster and pretend to be a hamster for like thirty minutes, say "alirght, im done, how do i get out" and then go through a massive plastic tube maze doing hamster related puzzles and activities
12:42 it reminds me of the beginning of Terraria's Hallowed Biome OST and i couldn't hear anything else for the rest of the video
HEY MAN
OKAY OKAY OKAY
This gave me flashbacks to playing Gran Turismo 2 and trying to get racing licenses.
What is it with PS1 racing games and having the tutorial be a thousand times harder than the actual game?
>garbage
>Driver is the first game
bruh
Never in a million years did i expect to see Jeremy play Bionicle Heroes. That game was my shit as a kid
I love how bad he is at the game and he doesn't even get that mad compared to other games he hates. I thought he would go LOTR mad.
that lego bionicles used to be my favorite game when i was 3
Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading
jerma :3
That intro was the funniest damn thing I've seen all month. Absolutely perfect
love the sunny intro clips 2 vids in a row lol
So nostalgic seeing him pla Driver
I hope he plays Driver 3 as well. I remember making so many cinematics after fucking around in the free roam. Such a fun broken mess of a game
Edit: Did everyone have the same PS1 games? I had the Land Before Time racing too!
Every video “somebody said I’m not going to finish this”
2:39 Jerma really channeled Angry Video Game Nerd there
6:22 oooooo those wascally wabbits
That has reverse in the title lol
Driver is the only game that demands you master it before it even lets you start playing.
For the record, that's not the tutorial, it's an exam
Good video Jerma985, I hope you have a nice day!
aradia my beloved
aradia my beloved
5:00 me in the snowboard terrain park
Jerma beating the tutorial of the tutorial of Driver that DOES NOT COUNT and having to redo it so it counts is peek Jerma oh my God.
Why does he never SAVE THE GAME when it breaks
BRO PERJMA 'S PLAYION BIONICLE HERORSSS
GAME PASS ANDY spreading ANTI-PLAYSTATION PROPAGANDA again!!
Jerma you are one of the streamers of all time
literally fr.
I can't think of a worse opening to a video game than having to drive around in a parking garage with a time limit. It's like Don't Be Late To Work Parking Simulator.
11:00
Jerma played so much Temple Run he forgot Crash Bandicoot existed.
Can someone explain exactly what happened to his screen? I get the concept of burning an image into screen, but how did it affect his capture card, and he said it was on another monitor as well?
The driver tutorial is no joke incredibly hard.
He did not have to do that tutorial twice lololol
The first driver game, he should have played survival. Cars go fucking FLYING in that mode.
jeremiah i love you
Jerma985, I would like to tell you that i only ever watch your videos when i am taking fat rips off my bong. that is the ONLY. time.
you are spitting facts. it is the best experience.
side note how did you get your hair that ruby it looks insanely good I want it omfg
@@fujster ohmygod thank you ! K - pak colour intensity semi permanent red dye is what i used. 100% the best brand !!
4:00 actual pro gamer moment