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  • @carpballet
    @carpballet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16381

    “If I have to be here all day, YOU have to be here all day.” DMV motto

    • @kevinr8258
      @kevinr8258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      Except they get paid while we go during work hours sometimes

    • @synccrow114
      @synccrow114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Whenever I have to go to the dmv I just tell people that's my duty station for the day. Don't plan anything outside of being there that day. Lol

    • @strangeroamer3219
      @strangeroamer3219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Can I get paid for being there as well?

    • @Sergote12
      @Sergote12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      If people working for the dmv needs to file something in dmv, they actually get paid being there to process their personal business.

    • @a.rustici1972
      @a.rustici1972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Illumina09, 🤯!

  • @Kari2025
    @Kari2025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7472

    The guy who voiced the customer did a great job of conveying the frustration we all feel at the DMV

    • @CrashFan03
      @CrashFan03 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @MyMotif someone in another comment said it's Chris Sheridan

    • @zachjones2654
      @zachjones2654 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      It isn't Seth. It's Chris Sheridan. He's a brilliant voice actor - always plays these types of one off characters.

    • @smoke26100
      @smoke26100 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@zachjones2654definitely recognized it they sure have him scream alot lol.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lies again? Department Of Justice Finest Breasts

    • @jhenryproductionz6388
      @jhenryproductionz6388 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blaisepascal5498how. Seth macfarlane has a lower voice than most. I couldn’t see his voice play out in my mind. Sounds like they got a random guy to voice the frustration. In a good way.

  • @andrewhenderson2479
    @andrewhenderson2479 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6221

    Sir don't get snippy with me!

    • @kekepalmer9464
      @kekepalmer9464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Olushola Ajayi thats not my peragative sir

    • @Christoph8
      @Christoph8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@kekepalmer9464 (prerogative)

    • @kekepalmer9464
      @kekepalmer9464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Christoph8 its not a spelling bee 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @justasquirrelwithaguitar7980
      @justasquirrelwithaguitar7980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Christoph8 perogative lol

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kekepalmer9464 I believe it IS a spelling bee.

  • @Mindyourbusiness385
    @Mindyourbusiness385 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    I love black Peter. He’s always a treat when he makes an appearance

    • @Shifsabre
      @Shifsabre ปีที่แล้ว +158

      That's Nate Griffin to you. He founded the DMV to get revenge on his captors.

    • @theuniverseisme432
      @theuniverseisme432 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Shifsabre😂😂😂

    • @wastedproductions45
      @wastedproductions45 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@Shifsabre What a devious plan, I love it

    • @sbj97
      @sbj97 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Black peter 😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @PsychorGames
      @PsychorGames 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      We call him Bleter.

  • @BabyLambCreations
    @BabyLambCreations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11756

    I watched this while I was at the DMV.
    Totally worth it.

    • @rochambeau7197
      @rochambeau7197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      dmvception

    • @AnImperialGod
      @AnImperialGod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Someone is spying on you

    • @firefoxuser2557
      @firefoxuser2557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@AnImperialGod your government is watching you. Come clean with it and it shall grant you forgiveness

    • @traintrack3761
      @traintrack3761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      XDDD

    • @salty_eyez6804
      @salty_eyez6804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Got that right.

  • @ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT
    @ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14773

    Literally every time I go to the DMV. The whole place is a racket.

    • @tyronejmal6345
      @tyronejmal6345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Noteable youtube spotted

    • @TheHalfGAME
      @TheHalfGAME 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Oh hi there. Love your videos, mate

    • @sabretechv2
      @sabretechv2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Same with the post office. We should really have those people run our healthcare system huh?

    • @connorblazerod9678
      @connorblazerod9678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      i swear i see you all over YT lol. Great channel

    • @ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT
      @ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@connorblazerod9678 That's because TH-cam recommends you the content I watch and the recommend me the content my viewers watch.

  • @Christoph8
    @Christoph8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11047

    You know what, I'm on break.

    • @machinagenex101
      @machinagenex101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      This is the internet police, you're going to have to come with us

    • @greywolf187
      @greywolf187 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Christoman64 best running joke in friends

    • @Bee-zw9je
      @Bee-zw9je 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Haha thanks.

    • @realandrewcinque22
      @realandrewcinque22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lmfao

    • @euximgarcia4066
      @euximgarcia4066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      - Ross and Rachel

  • @fffthegreat
    @fffthegreat ปีที่แล้ว +1160

    As someone who just had an appointment cancelled over a stupid technicality, I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

    • @moviefanatic631
      @moviefanatic631 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmaoo

    • @veelastname
      @veelastname ปีที่แล้ว +28

      To renew my license as a Real ID, I made an appointment and presented my birth certificate, SS card and name change document... But wouldn't accept the NCD because it wasn't "certified". The only way to do that was traveling all the way to the exact courthouse where I changed my name (which could've been anywhere in the country but luckily the next county over, but still a 1.5 hour drive each way!). When I get there, all they did was print the same doc I had on xerox paper and put a red stamp on a stapled blank sheet -- not engraved paper or a pressed seal! And I had to pay $20 for each certified copy! I was pissed going back to the DMV for this 😤😠

    • @jonathandevereaux298
      @jonathandevereaux298 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It also depends on the state and city. Go to small town DMVs, much better.

    • @freedomfreedom4479
      @freedomfreedom4479 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Did you fill the 1170 instead 1190 😂😂😂

    • @jimboscooter432
      @jimboscooter432 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @vsalazar101 why'd you change your name?

  • @justinbuice
    @justinbuice 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18642

    SO TRUE. Thank God for online renewal services

    • @bobberry1463
      @bobberry1463 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Justin Buice I never had this problem before I found out if u nice they help u out allot

    • @GenerationX1984
      @GenerationX1984 7 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      I've noticed that the DMV in urban areas is worse than in rural towns and cities. More crowded too.

    • @David-zl4wf
      @David-zl4wf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      In my country it’s the same! They are just so fucking unfriendly

    • @kerriethompson2073
      @kerriethompson2073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And AAA! Never had an issue! Worth the membership just for That!

    • @mengx94
      @mengx94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      5 years later I regret using it because my tabs still haven't come in yet because of covid 19. And now my tabs are expired. Rip

  • @luliu4572
    @luliu4572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27864

    The best thing to come from the Pandemic is that the DMV was forced to function properly.

    • @Soooooooooooonicable
      @Soooooooooooonicable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1899

      I know right? There are so many more online options now

    • @luliu4572
      @luliu4572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3193

      @@Soooooooooooonicable it's almost as if the DMV is terrible only because it purposely wants to be.

    • @rustybones99
      @rustybones99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +750

      Nah. In NJ they just shut down for a few months. When they reopened they asked people not to camp out.

    • @deadheadwsp705
      @deadheadwsp705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +438

      Speak for yourself. I had to drive 2 hours to get my new license since everywhere else was booked for the next 2 months in my area

    • @SolvayConference
      @SolvayConference 3 ปีที่แล้ว +537

      The pandemic fucking sucks in so many ways, but it did force businesses to actually innovate and try harder to an unprecedented extent

  • @joker_storm2232
    @joker_storm2232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13057

    I remember in 1997 standing with my mom in the bmv with this exact situation and I said something about people doing it from home in the future and being told I had "quite the imagination"

    • @ichigome5554
      @ichigome5554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +640

      And now it's the way to do it.

    • @accountnotusedanymore9119
      @accountnotusedanymore9119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +604

      You predicted the future better than the Simpson’s

    • @guyvalefor6016
      @guyvalefor6016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Yeah right ofc you did

    • @freezingjazzy
      @freezingjazzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      @@guyvalefor6016 What's not believable about that exactly?

    • @kylein9869
      @kylein9869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      🧢

  • @klina7645
    @klina7645 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    I always crack up at the "Sir, don't get snippy with me" line. I WISH I could say that at work.

  • @bowlrr
    @bowlrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6353

    As a former employee I can confirm this is accurate. I tried to be nice to people but there was so many miserable dmv workers that were ready to fight with everyone.

    • @YourOwnDamnVault31
      @YourOwnDamnVault31 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well you're lucky I wouldn't kill you.

    • @kingnothing5678
      @kingnothing5678 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Why is that job soul crushing? You get to sit in an air conditioned room for the shift?

    • @ValerioRhys
      @ValerioRhys ปีที่แล้ว +483

      @@kingnothing5678 I'm assuming it is a logistical nightmare since each person has a different form to fill and requirements and reason for coming.

    • @spacecat7827
      @spacecat7827 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      @@kingnothing5678 monotonous tasks have been scientifically proven to affect mental health. Sit in the same place, doing the same things for years and it'll at the least upset someone

    • @TailsDoll-ot7fq
      @TailsDoll-ot7fq ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@spacecat7827 i mean, at this point, I wish people were grateful for just having a job again
      All jobs get monotonous, I'd rather type the same thing in a keyboard rather than plow the same field

  • @quizzlybear
    @quizzlybear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5875

    11 years later and the DMV still sucks. I hate that this isn't an exaggeration.

    • @ash_j_williams
      @ash_j_williams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      This is why I did my driving stuff parent taught so I wouldn't have to deal with this crap

    • @quizzlybear
      @quizzlybear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ash_j_williams Wish my parents taught me lol

    • @SuperiorPosterior
      @SuperiorPosterior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      This is the ONE Family Guy joke that I feel I can give a 100% guarantee is an ***understatement***.

    • @RayLoucks2104
      @RayLoucks2104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I had to deal with that shit today

    • @younggangster4339
      @younggangster4339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@ash_j_williams You still gotta go in to get your license bro and it is hell

  • @MoNsTaX1
    @MoNsTaX1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4701

    "That's not my prerogative." Lmao

    • @SillyGoose2024
      @SillyGoose2024 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      it is Bobby Brown's prerogative, though.

    • @KevinSun242
      @KevinSun242 7 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      I always get a kick when Peter uses big words lol

    • @csanadignat8360
      @csanadignat8360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      The word isn't even being used correctly in this context, which adds another layer to the joke.

    • @davidplows5400
      @davidplows5400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Csanad Ignat What? Yes it is

    • @JustCalMeBozeman
      @JustCalMeBozeman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@davidplows5400 No it's not.

  • @ryanmair2373
    @ryanmair2373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    The way he says "go wait in the appointment line then"
    The maddening bureaucracy.

  • @laserbeam9261
    @laserbeam9261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1904

    Pretty shocking that literally everyone has the same experience at the DMV

    • @jgdooley2003
      @jgdooley2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Used to be the same stuff in Ireland. I remember my father being berated by an ignorant moron in the Meath Co.Co office in Navan when he was trying to renew his driving licence at the age of 75.
      This ignorance and disdain for the public is common in public offices throughout the Republic but it has improved since the advent of online applications and a more educated and vocal public who will not take abuse or criticism from so-called public servants any more.
      In many cases the opposite is now the case as many lippy or ignorant counter staff have been assaulted by members of the general public, many of who were high on drugs at the time.

    • @josh18230
      @josh18230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Because it's all the same inefficient bureaucracy.

    • @FrancisBehnen
      @FrancisBehnen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah, Netherlands works quite well actually

    • @getthegoons
      @getthegoons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Honestly every time I've gone in I've been in and out within an hour or two.
      But my job schedule let's me go in on weird days other people usually work on so it's usually not very busy when I'm there.

    • @webguy943
      @webguy943 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Actually i never had a bad experience at the dmv. Ive always had my paperwork in order thats y

  • @santania5785
    @santania5785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2969

    After spending 8 hours at the DMV, i can confirm this is true.

    • @Jupiter526
      @Jupiter526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I spent 9

    • @rashoietolan3047
      @rashoietolan3047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Dam son they did you dirty as fuck

    • @garciamckenis8135
      @garciamckenis8135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'd rather drink bleach

    • @AnguishedMan
      @AnguishedMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It took me 4 hours just to get my damn learners

    • @choo1030
      @choo1030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Jupiter526 DAMN what took you so long?

  • @Sitti2300
    @Sitti2300 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3648

    Just don't ever go to DMV in downtown L.A. They are the worst of the worst.

    • @xiv1496
      @xiv1496 9 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Dmv's in san bernadino are really packed, i just can't imagine how dense l.a. dmv's outta be?

    • @Kiyoko504
      @Kiyoko504 9 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      +Jesus Orozco Old Geezer "I was born in this line in 1922"

    • @thewiseone9798
      @thewiseone9798 8 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      +Sitti2300 LA is a shithole that is why lol.

    • @azriel0768
      @azriel0768 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +KakIMelody whoa whoa whoa! cool it down. theres no need for that

    • @Kiyoko504
      @Kiyoko504 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dark Lord
      There is no use and telling a troll not too swear, its there cop out when they are in the wrong, if all they can say in a conversation is Fuck You they are in the wrong.

  • @traintrack3761
    @traintrack3761 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    “Sir, don’t get snippy with me” LOL I love how he delivered that line.

    • @Str8_305
      @Str8_305 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dwaynesewell5074
    @dwaynesewell5074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1185

    The whole “You know what I’m on break” is so true in the DMV bruh 😂

    • @johnames6430
      @johnames6430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      the manager at mine was literally over 400lbs, almost like someone from "My 600lb life".

    • @johnbrowns6072
      @johnbrowns6072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@johnames6430 strangely everyone at my local DMV is also obese or morbidly obese

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, lol. That whole scene was such an accurate portrayal of how they are there

    • @alvareo92
      @alvareo92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@johnbrowns6072 probably the stress eating from working at a shit place with extremely archaic bureaucracy and paperwork where literally everyone is angry all the time

    • @colonelyungblonsk7730
      @colonelyungblonsk7730 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As another state employee in another agency my breaks are sacred to me, I will be extremely pissed if anyone tries to interrupt my breaks

  • @cliffbrown1798
    @cliffbrown1798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8073

    “That’s not my prerogative”, brilliant. When the clerks at the DMV try to sound educated. 😂

    • @zachflakerton
      @zachflakerton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Or they’re just fans of Bobby Brown.

    • @terrapingee
      @terrapingee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      Nah, they’re not trying to sound educated, they really think they’re using the proper words, lol

    • @dickiegreenleaf750
      @dickiegreenleaf750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Exactly! Hahaha

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      He used the word incorrectly but I guess it was a joke.

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@zachhayes9512 Peter used the word 'prerogative' in response to the guy saying he had been there all morning. ie. Peter used it as if it were synonymous with the word 'problem', (in that context).

  • @johnmorgan8558
    @johnmorgan8558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5990

    The DMV where I live has only one person working there, she can be a bit rude, but damn does she get people in and out of that place with what they need so quickly

    • @Coretide660
      @Coretide660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +412

      That's the kind of person that you know doesn't want to be there anymore then she has to...and also is a very nice benefit of helping out everyone as well

    • @jacobo9611
      @jacobo9611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      I bet you could give her a gift card and she would still be angry, lol

    • @mattj4112
      @mattj4112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      She should be promoted to trainer

    • @trumanbadra8003
      @trumanbadra8003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      you should tip her she definitely isnt getting paid enough lmao

    • @brodypenn
      @brodypenn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@vaderciya Why would you not want a gift card?

  • @ArchLars
    @ArchLars ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Shoutout to the DMV and their dedication to bring Kafka to life. True performance art.

  • @jonathankent1517
    @jonathankent1517 8 ปีที่แล้ว +959

    131 people didn't fill out the 11-70.

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      They probably filled out the 11-90

    • @NaderAmmar
      @NaderAmmar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      They're gonna have to stand in the blue line

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      +Vegeta Scouter Don't get snippy with me

    • @NaderAmmar
      @NaderAmmar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Jalen Brito You know what I'm on break.

    • @S0ldier09
      @S0ldier09 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      they filled the 11-90

  • @OnPointFirearms
    @OnPointFirearms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6931

    "Fuck this, I'm going on break." The words of any quality government employee.

    • @brownnippeez
      @brownnippeez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Facts hahaha...

    • @tshepoblom716
      @tshepoblom716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      So it's not only a South African problem huh

    • @mclovin2155
      @mclovin2155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@tshepoblom716 that's literally every DMV in America.

    • @tshepoblom716
      @tshepoblom716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@mclovin2155 for us that will include every hospital, clinic, in fact any government offered service lags... Except of course the tax service, they are world-class and timely

    • @Jabronee
      @Jabronee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      How is that a quality government employee it’s literally scraping the bottom of the government job barrel

  • @ideamaker
    @ideamaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3539

    Whenever people gripe about AI Machines taking their jobs... THIS IS WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @NoDramaQueenmillennial
      @NoDramaQueenmillennial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Some ppl complain about machines taking over well since you hate the damn job so much ..here’s a solution let the machines worry with it then.And go seek better job adventures elsewhere then 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

    • @seanoleary4374
      @seanoleary4374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      That and minimum wage hikes

    • @MelkorTolkien
      @MelkorTolkien 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The AI won't be much better. Lol.

    • @alexander1902
      @alexander1902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@seanoleary4374 yes because minimum wage and no Heath insurance is the American dream

    • @alexander1902
      @alexander1902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@seanoleary4374 dumbass

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena1359 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    The DMV by my old neighborhood was so bad that they had to install bulletproof glass at the counters. The sign on the west end of the parking lot would be vandalized, torn down, smashed into a metal ball, replaced, and the process would repeat. They had to hire more security guards as well.
    The other one had to put the employee parking inside of chain link frames so people wouldn’t trash the employees’ cars afterwards, because that was becoming a problem.

    • @AK-47ISTHEWAY
      @AK-47ISTHEWAY 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Detroit?

    • @princessmarlena1359
      @princessmarlena1359 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@AK-47ISTHEWAY L.A. (County)

    • @princessmarlena1359
      @princessmarlena1359 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@AK-47ISTHEWAY (for some reason this stupid platform keeps deleting my replies to you)

    • @Emmanuel-co6sm
      @Emmanuel-co6sm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@princessmarlena1359ofc its LA

    • @zihechen3111
      @zihechen3111 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@princessmarlena1359this Jew site doesn’t want ppl to hear the truth😂

  • @danschneider9921
    @danschneider9921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3177

    I am fairly certain that upon applying for the DMV, there is a test called "Am I enough of a miserable, lazy asshole to be a part of the DMV team?"

    • @MC-342
      @MC-342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      And the answer is yes for everyone they hire. Also ,they have to be able to show absolutely no expression on their face while talking to people.

    • @boingo3275
      @boingo3275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      A person is waiting in line to receive a form, but they're uncertain of what to do. What do you do?
      A. Assist them after studying protocol
      B. Escort them to the proper place where they can get the help they need
      C. shoo them off to the last place they were 15 minutes ago, creating an endless cycle of confusion when they're taken to random lines and being shooed out of them
      D. Hand them a piece of paper telling them what exactly to do

    • @aditghifari5039
      @aditghifari5039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@boingo3275 The answer is C, right ??

    • @TechyBen
      @TechyBen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nah, I've worked *places* bro, these things make you or break you. Me? I got out. I got OUT!

    • @ballistichorse6221
      @ballistichorse6221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What about that clip was actually Peter being an asshole? He was just doing his job and informing the guy what he needed to do to get the right form, the system is messed up, but not the employees.

  • @tapiocamango
    @tapiocamango 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1652

    Employee: “You forgot to bring the Constitution.”
    Person: “Here.”
    Employee: “No, it to had to have been stolen on the third Friday of the month. You stole it on the first Thursday of the month. I’m afraid I can’t give you a pen to fill out your form.”

    • @mikemadsen7926
      @mikemadsen7926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Yeaaaa this takes as the best comment here...you should write for family guy

    • @whatthehill9603
      @whatthehill9603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      NAWW THIS IS ACCURATE

    • @dexxis9562
      @dexxis9562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Accurate

    • @tanneredge9774
      @tanneredge9774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And it has to be a full moon that night too

    • @samsum3738
      @samsum3738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They always win .

  • @PwnZombie
    @PwnZombie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    The blonde guy is the same voice actor as Edison’s neighbour. “Hey we’re freezing our ass off over here, how about some electricity!”

    • @eternalkick
      @eternalkick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ahh the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree it seems lol

    • @AdamWest1290
      @AdamWest1290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      And the caveman argueing with the wife lmfao

    • @alxn8o510
      @alxn8o510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      also where the elephant hears domestic abuse and doesnt call 911

    • @dannigro8794
      @dannigro8794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Chris Sheridan is the actors name

    • @kayhoww
      @kayhoww 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@eternalkick Newton was the apple guy not edison

  • @pinoybrand
    @pinoybrand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    11 years later and the DMV system still has not changed. You still get this exact experience on this skits.

    • @daleva187goligo
      @daleva187goligo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      this clip is from an episode from 05'... 2010 is just when it was posted to youtube

  • @machinegun_noise
    @machinegun_noise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    “I’m not trapped in here with you, you’re trapped in here with me!”

  • @Eman-wj8gq
    @Eman-wj8gq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2326

    Death Row inmates don't have it as bad as people waiting at the DMV.

    • @nolantoney4577
      @nolantoney4577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      At least they can die

    • @etrangray-mane8610
      @etrangray-mane8610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Depending on the state the lines are really short.
      *gunshot* Next!

    • @quadgames1334
      @quadgames1334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      At least the DMV is usually free

    • @justasentientmclarenp1879
      @justasentientmclarenp1879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah I know right

    • @musqul8566
      @musqul8566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or people waiting in Canadian ERs

  • @kev2020
    @kev2020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    I know the feeling. Everyone kept telling me that my birth certificate was fake and my third visit a clerk waved me over and said "they're all idiots and don't know anything about documents from out of state". I was done in under 5 mins after having ordered 2 official birth certificates that looked exactly like my first one.

    • @janickpauwels3792
      @janickpauwels3792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I know this is a difficult thing to accept for people in the US or UK, but this is EXACTLY what identity cards are for. They are not an intrusion of your privacy. The card is simply an official document acknowledging that you are a citizen of that country and when you were born. Nothing on that card is information the government is not supposed to know already. It is not a communist way of tracking you and all of your secrets. No government organization has ever questioned my citizenship, my identity or my age. I find it very strange that there is so much resistance against such a card.

    • @alexanderavila8488
      @alexanderavila8488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@janickpauwels3792 what the

    • @glidershower
      @glidershower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@janickpauwels3792 Quality troll, 9/10.

    • @traieking
      @traieking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@janickpauwels3792 can't speak for the US but you clearly know nothing about the UK 😂

    • @ryanfink4206
      @ryanfink4206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@janickpauwels3792 we have IDs.

  • @jackfreeman1776
    @jackfreeman1776 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I bet the interview process is something along the lines of:
    “Do you absolutely hate everyone and will try your very best to do absolutely nothing for the duration of the job?”
    “Uh, yeah?”
    “You’re hired.”

    • @natekidren
      @natekidren ปีที่แล้ว

      Steve Harvey said it best: "I don't know what the qualifications of being a DMV employee is, but you can not like members of the human race, you must have an overall fd up dispostion about everything, you pretty much know you ain't sh--t and you want everybody else to feel it. Welcome to the DMV."

    • @princessmarlena1359
      @princessmarlena1359 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Are you a fat, self loathing, C-U-Next-Tuesday?”
      “Yes!”
      “You’re hired!”

  • @Ev-Dog7
    @Ev-Dog7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    On my 16th birthday I went to go take the written test, waited in multiple lines for 3+ hours and ended up having to go home because I didn’t have an “official” copy of my birth certificate. They don’t take copies...

    • @takuame7
      @takuame7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      My first experience to the dmv was like to this. Except I brought my original birth certificate, their website said that was valid. Fucking lazy bitch said it wasn't and turned us away (after waiting damn near 7 hours). Came next week and oh magically it's valid.

    • @jmadventures9830
      @jmadventures9830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@takuame7 baaaahahahah I'm laughing so hard lol this is exactly how government workers are

    • @JK-hd2zb
      @JK-hd2zb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They shouldn't take copies

    • @naia1362
      @naia1362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They state that on their website so ngl that’s kinda on you

    • @FiftyStates5
      @FiftyStates5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      One time I failed my written test because they added a bunch of color questions like "what color type of red is a stop sign". Btw apparently it's red 43 whatever that means

  • @RyanStorey1231
    @RyanStorey1231 8 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    Surprisingly, my DMV is rather tame and organized, which gets people in and out in a brisk and timely manner. Even the receptionists were mostly friendly.

    • @mouseprotector5081
      @mouseprotector5081 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      lier

    • @ironmantis25
      @ironmantis25 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Seriously? Where do you live?

    • @RyanStorey1231
      @RyanStorey1231 8 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      ironmantis25
      Lexington, South Carolina.
      Which is weird, because everything else in this state sucks.

    • @Daniel-dw3pi
      @Daniel-dw3pi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      +RyanX1231 Yea I live in a small town on the Gulf. I've never heard of, or have had real trouble at the DMV except for movie and TV references. Must be a big city thing.

    • @kevinmalone27
      @kevinmalone27 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Looks like you were they when they started their shifts.

  • @jealva
    @jealva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1826

    No ambitious person ever said: when I graduate from college (or high school), I’m getting a job at the DMV.

    • @shoryuken3305
      @shoryuken3305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @Billy Bob yes it is , imagine you failed so hard you have to actually work there then you take it out on the people that come though

    • @Honu_19
      @Honu_19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      A job is a job...anddd your point is NOT valid there are college students working for DMV...

    • @shoryuken3305
      @shoryuken3305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@Honu_19 yeah plenty of losers in college , have you even been ? What is your point

    • @epicjourney7879
      @epicjourney7879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@shoryuken3305 I do not work at a dmv but you don't have to underpreciate or underestimate people for do that kind of job...who you think you are for call peoples looser? Never underestimate nobody dude Because You are not perfect either.

    • @shoryuken3305
      @shoryuken3305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@epicjourney7879 I don’t underestimate anyone for their job , I have tremendous respect for people that do the jobs no one else wants to do. I like a lot of people that have been to a DMV have nothing but hatred for the types that work there , they are losers and there is a special place in hell for them. My opinion you don’t have to agree with it :)

  • @deamonxslayer
    @deamonxslayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I remember showing this to my grandma who used to work at the DMV and she laughed like crazy at how accurate it was

  • @amari9818
    @amari9818 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2074

    The thing about the DMV is that these employees probably started off with a better attitude, but day in and day out of dealing with people who are standing in the wrong line or filled out the wrong form can get annoying. There is a specific order to the DMV in my area. It can be a waste of time to wait in line and hold up the people behind you because you went to the wrong place. That's why they seem so forward and blunt.

    • @TokenChineseGuy
      @TokenChineseGuy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Amari DMV veterans eh?

    • @PhoenixAngel429
      @PhoenixAngel429 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      I work as customer service for a tax prep company and I can tell you it does get that way dealing with people at all who did something wrong then blame YOU for them doing it wrong. God if I could just let loose on them like they should be......

    • @haking1138
      @haking1138 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Amari then they shouldnt work at dmv

    • @Mixinnitup
      @Mixinnitup 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Coin Ru so are customers paid to act like assholes to employees?

    • @xzenitramx666
      @xzenitramx666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Amari thats not true in many cases I was first in line in the morning and still they where shitty workers

  • @jacobo9611
    @jacobo9611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    lol, I like the “convienence fee” that the Wisconsin DMV charges for doing it online. I’m doing all the work and saving them money, I should be charging them a fee

    • @elnyoutube123
      @elnyoutube123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I was just in Wisconsin what a weird ass state

    • @jacobo9611
      @jacobo9611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@elnyoutube123 meh their are weirdos in all states

    • @elnyoutube123
      @elnyoutube123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@jacobo9611 I've noticed most of them are up north and in the east coast they don't get enough sunlight not enough vitamin D to act normal

    • @jacobo9611
      @jacobo9611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@elnyoutube123 outdoorsmen, they get sunlight but the social aspect I can see

    • @jacobo9611
      @jacobo9611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@elnyoutube123 same in Arkansas, my stepdad lives in the mountains, it’s an hour drive to the nearest small town and lots of houses between

  • @Viktorreznov1942
    @Viktorreznov1942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    This makes me so happy to watch, one thing everyone can come together and agree on is the hate towards the DMV.

    • @supreme5580
      @supreme5580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Big government sucks!

    • @arcanum3882
      @arcanum3882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@supreme5580 amen

    • @Amethyst_Friend
      @Amethyst_Friend 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some people dont hate anything, did you know that?

    • @develynseether4426
      @develynseether4426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Amethyst_Friend that's not the only issue with his statement, 'everyone' is a rather ambiguous term. Does he mean everyone in the US? Everyone with a car? Everyone with a car in the US?

  • @assilemeerpud
    @assilemeerpud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    As an employee of a DMV, I found this humorous and accurate.

    • @Freshlydeliveredegg
      @Freshlydeliveredegg ปีที่แล้ว +25

      i filled out the 1170

    • @jeremyl862
      @jeremyl862 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What about the 1190?

    • @starsaber2002
      @starsaber2002 ปีที่แล้ว

      With all due respect i hate u already lmaoo

    • @errolpletcher9186
      @errolpletcher9186 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​​@@Freshlydeliveredegg
      you're going to have to stand in the blue line.

    • @Freshlydeliveredegg
      @Freshlydeliveredegg 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@errolpletcher9186 I was already in that line

  • @Akimbo411
    @Akimbo411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    “Can’t you just go over and get the form I need for me?” “No”

  • @lincolnmaceachern2410
    @lincolnmaceachern2410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    It used to be "what can I do for you?" Now it's"what's the least, what's the ABSOLUTE LEAST I can do for you?" A former grocery store coworker got a job at the DMV. A few weeks in, a coworker told her to slow down. I think she was making the others look bad.

    • @boingo3275
      @boingo3275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      "And if there's anything else your need *please* hesitate to ask" - Squidward tentacles

    • @ohsnap420
      @ohsnap420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yup. If you're not a slow, lazy slob when you start working there, then you'll be pressured to work slower by the other employees because you're making them look bad. They have no incentive to work faster, it's not like they get paid extra. Those places are always understaffed, there's a never-ending line of pissed off people waiting to be helped. I get why they work so slow, but it's still irritating. I'm more annoyed with the people in charge who look at that system and think "yes, this is working perfectly, no need to change anything."

    • @katesmith8897
      @katesmith8897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They wouldn't take my tax return today, even though it had my social security number which they already had. I wasted two hours there for them not to take any of my documents.

    • @ladylover1134
      @ladylover1134 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      what kind of dmvs are you guys going to? the fuck. my trips to the DMV have always been quick and efficient, even then the people who work there are as average as one can get. i feel bad for them, too, cause most of the time the people they deal with are either whiney assholes or crazy people.

    • @RedtheCat2014
      @RedtheCat2014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ladylover1134 we live in the REAL world- you must live in yo-yo land!

  • @CrestedSaguaro520
    @CrestedSaguaro520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    This is the most accurate thing Family Guy has ever portrayed. I absolutely *_HATE_* going to the DMV because it's just like this. 🤣😂

    • @triskits_mmm
      @triskits_mmm ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seriously. I am going to film a video of the next time I go to the DMV and put it side by side with this. This and the "every pizza place" one are scarily accurate at least in the northeast US

  • @billvojtech5686
    @billvojtech5686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    They gave the employees at the local DMV the option of a 4 day or 5 day work week. The only catch was they had to meet the quota of the number of people normally served in a 5 day week if they chose the 4 day week. They also let them figure out how best to set up the system with the lines, etc. They are open mon-thurs and the line moves fast.

  • @tachikoma747
    @tachikoma747 10 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    The Maryland Dept. of motor vehicles just suspended my plates for not paying insurance for the past 5 months. Funny thing is, GEICO said I did and I have the paperwork to prove it. Watching this clip makes me feel better.

    • @dubla321
      @dubla321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They don’t suspend plates they suspend your license

    • @7wrenchbench
      @7wrenchbench 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      omfg dude the maryland DMV is a hellhole

    • @Aiijuin
      @Aiijuin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@7wrenchbench I dunno. I thought the DMV near Annapolis had a pretty decent system. It was much easier getting my license in MD, then Getting mine in NJ, where the system is absolutely confusing to the point people freak out every time I go there and the stationed police officer there has to escort them out.

    • @tim3172
      @tim3172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Frank Earnest NoVA has some of the best public services in the country. I'm not sure what you're squawking about.

    • @Mateoski97
      @Mateoski97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dubla321 I live in NY and my brother had his registration suspended for not paying for his insurance. He was forced to surrender his plates, but his license was still active.

  • @OldTimeyDragon
    @OldTimeyDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I love how much attitude he has from the get go, and then when the guy starts to get frustrated, "Hey! Don't get snippy with me!"

  • @craigharvey-gurr337
    @craigharvey-gurr337 10 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    This joke reflects on how much I hated the DMV. Seriously, getting my drivers license was an ordeal.

  • @jibbersdelight1616
    @jibbersdelight1616 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I also hated that when they tell you to move to another line and wait for so many hours just only to receive bad news.

    • @ericawalker7695
      @ericawalker7695 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Is the 1170 and 1190 a actual thing you have to fill out when you go to the DMV? Or is that just a joke?

  • @raterus
    @raterus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Dealing with the DMV Post-Pandemic has been great, you make an appointment, show up, and get in/out in record time. I've had to do it twice and it's wonderful.

    • @RedtheCat2014
      @RedtheCat2014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kinda like your wedding night!

  • @musicman76enator
    @musicman76enator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    This is the DMV, or any government facility you have to visit, in a nutshell. Sad but true. I absolutely HATE having to interact with people there.

    • @hbjulynineteen4484
      @hbjulynineteen4484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can't believe this also happens on first-world countries.

    • @josh18230
      @josh18230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hbjulynineteen4484 The only thing that makes first world countries good is the lack of bureaucracy like this.

  • @ShortFuseFighting
    @ShortFuseFighting 9 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    hahaha...i like how they just colored him in a different shade,gave him frizzy hair and called it a day...

    • @RyanStorey1231
      @RyanStorey1231 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      You can't expect too much effort from Family Guy. They have to save their energy for their next pointless cutaway gag.

    • @azulaquaza4916
      @azulaquaza4916 8 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      It's Nate griffin he has a backstory in season 3

    • @3vilkyd366
      @3vilkyd366 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahahahah

    • @BassAckwards68
      @BassAckwards68 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Don't get snippy with me

    • @Blazeorite
      @Blazeorite 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RyanX1231 salt

  • @jayfairley4623
    @jayfairley4623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Alright you know what I’m on break” that’s what gets me lmao

  • @Brodsers_Castle
    @Brodsers_Castle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I like the way he says “sir don’t get snippy with me” it’s so funny

  • @Mochi396
    @Mochi396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    TFW you call ahead of time to ask about which documents you need to bring, but when you get there they tell you that you brought the wrong documents. 🙃

    • @ujustgottaignite
      @ujustgottaignite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they just love to do that don’t they 🤣

    • @stevencoil9831
      @stevencoil9831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hate when you make a appointment then you go and wait for like 3 hours after your appointment......... liars

    • @zachhawkins5005
      @zachhawkins5005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Literally happened to me.
      I actually checked their website to see what I needed.
      It was wrong.

    • @natalie6117
      @natalie6117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah! Classic DMV move!!!

  • @dwsimmy2599
    @dwsimmy2599 8 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I remember when I had to go to my local Ministry of Transportation Office (basically the Canadian DMV) to write my drivers test when I was 16. I spent 5 hours waiting in line, half an hour waiting for the proctor to give me the test, and then the test took me less than 10 minutes to write. I guess all the time you spend waiting in line is to give you more incentive to pass the first time. The people working there weren't unpleasant to deal with, the problem was just that you had over a hundred people and only 3-4 employees to see them all.

    • @niydfass1060
      @niydfass1060 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Canadians NOT PLEASANT TO DEAL WITH?!
      BLASPHEMY!

    • @vegaslover777
      @vegaslover777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DWSimmy People complain about long lineups but if they don't want long lineups then the gvt will have to hire more staff. To hire more staff taxes will have to be raised and then the public will complain about that. Catch 22 for the government.

    • @dvferyance
      @dvferyance 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds too religious to me.

    • @Amilakasun1
      @Amilakasun1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is exactly what happens in Sri Lanka too nice to see it's same in a developed country. LOL

    • @kevinzhang3313
      @kevinzhang3313 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      whos bright idea was it to change "Minister" to "Secretary" and ministry to department anyway >>

  • @bobpage6597
    @bobpage6597 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Such an amazing strategy when you think about it: DMV Peter was near his breaktime, he wanted nothing to do with the customer in front of him as it could cut into his break. Get's the customer all riled up to justify him just walking away on break. "I don't have to take this customer's bad attitude!" - absolute genius!!

  • @kirbster3678
    @kirbster3678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    My mom once said "Going the DMV is like going to Disney World, the sooner you get there, the shorter the lines" That's why I always go there when they open lol

    • @SAELIOSMUSIC
      @SAELIOSMUSIC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I went there early one morning before they opened and it was still a line of about 20-30 people 😭

    • @dakadoodle6295
      @dakadoodle6295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Jay Hayhay you should raise taxes higher to fix that /s

    • @MrOpportunity45
      @MrOpportunity45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dakadoodle6295 😂😂

    • @Thievr
      @Thievr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SAELIOSMUSIC every dmv place has a line before they open

    • @Sound_Spark
      @Sound_Spark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      doesn't matter when you go, there is always a line.

  • @sportscardhub6388
    @sportscardhub6388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This is literally every customer service desk or phone number in America now

  • @superdaveozy7863
    @superdaveozy7863 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    How to avoid the DMV: Be a good driver. That way, you only EVER have to really go to get your licence renewed.

    • @mistamaog
      @mistamaog 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      need to go there to register a car

    • @mistamaog
      @mistamaog 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      need to go there to register a car

    • @mistamaog
      @mistamaog 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      need to go there to register a car

    • @iancunn99
      @iancunn99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But you still have to renew your license every four years

    • @slargusparg4388
      @slargusparg4388 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or you lose your wallet/it gets stolen.

  • @floydjackson1961
    @floydjackson1961 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Peter's tone is spot on

    • @ericdevries3974
      @ericdevries3974 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's not Peter. That's Nate, his ancestor

  • @bambino100011
    @bambino100011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Sad truth is that this actually happens at the DMV. They are slow AF and don’t care if you have to be somewhere or have to stand in line for hours.

    • @jgdooley2003
      @jgdooley2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Such offices do not reward quick turnabouts or quick throughput like private companies do. They punish mistakes severely. This makes the workers very risk averse and puts absolute accuracy above any form of timely service.

  • @HiHunnyImHome
    @HiHunnyImHome 11 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    sad thing is: this is more true than fun :'(

    • @harmonicajay91
      @harmonicajay91 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And with the Post Office and any where else that has a line and a crap ton of rules.

  • @airmackeeee6792
    @airmackeeee6792 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This the exact treatment you will receive at the Winnetka, California DMV office!!!

  • @lawrenceweston922
    @lawrenceweston922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I gotta say here in Ontario, Canada … we have these “one stop” Service Ontario locations, where you can get your Transportation Licensing & Health Cards done at convenient locations with weekend hours.
    You get the appropriate form fill it out while in line, and within 30 minutes you’re done. If by chance you get the wrong form, or you’re missing something the agent will tell you to go get it and come back to them.

  • @nicksurfs1
    @nicksurfs1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    The DMV in my town is staffed entirely by orphans. A friend applied and was rejected because she’s not an orphan. It blew our minds

    • @pagodebregaeforro2803
      @pagodebregaeforro2803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Your face screams "weed"

    • @nicksurfs1
      @nicksurfs1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Gobzo Raon I swear I’m not. I’m not that kind of guy, internet points are meaningless to me.

    • @nicksurfs1
      @nicksurfs1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pagodebregaeforro2803 Really? I’ve never heard that before. I’m friends with a ton of stoners but am not one myself. What makes my face scream weed? Just curious.

    • @terryblake5076
      @terryblake5076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I think it's terrible they put orphans in such shitty jobs.

    • @choosenaddict
      @choosenaddict 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      is it a DMV job or was she applying to be batman? I guess time to kill them parents

  • @jadon2740
    @jadon2740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I went to the DMV to take my knowledge test and I ain't gunna lie the guy working there acted exactly like this.

  • @brothernero2310
    @brothernero2310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This is legitimately an accurate depiction of what happens at and what type of person works at the DMV.
    I'm not sure if that's funny or sad.

    • @Jon5366
      @Jon5366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's deplorable . At list she made eye 👁️ contact . Others do not even look at who they are working on...

  • @TXnine7nine
    @TXnine7nine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    If we can replace toll takers with machines then we can for sure replace DMV workers with them as well.

  • @danielwiese7610
    @danielwiese7610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “Go wait in the appointment line” is the low key best joke in this skit

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I went to the DMV last month to pay for my tags and get this: they charge you for using a credit card. They charge you for mailing in a check. They even charge you a convenience fee if you wait in line and pay at the window with a human employee. The only way to not pay some fee is to go there to the DMV and walk up to the kiosk and pay with cash. But they don’t tell you that when you’re waiting in line

    • @ichigome5554
      @ichigome5554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Anything the government can do to milk you out of money, they are going to do.

    • @tinyflyingdragons9432
      @tinyflyingdragons9432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks I screencapped this and stored it for next time I go so that i remember to take your advice

    • @bgdrewsif
      @bgdrewsif 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm guessing that if you do not pay in exact change they charge you a fee to make change that is equal to the amount of change they owe you... "Sir that will be $14.95 today... I see you are paying with a $20 bill instead of exact change so I will have to charge you a $5.95 change processing fee and here is your new license and zero change due. Thank you for visiting the DMV today!"

    • @Patrick94GSR
      @Patrick94GSR 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Weird, my state doesn’t do that. And I don’t go to the DMV, I go to the county tax collector’s office. If I go before lunch there’s usually no one else in there. If I mail in the renewal card they charge a mailing fee. But if I walk up and pay with my credit or debit card, there’s no fee.

    • @bgdrewsif
      @bgdrewsif 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Patrick94GSR I got a 4-year license and a 2 year plate but the license has to be done in person whereas the plates can be done online and there was something like a $3.95 card fee last time i went several years ago for my license... greedy government... fees fees fees!

  • @HarmonixsLoL
    @HarmonixsLoL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It's easier to build a functioning space rocket than it is to navigate the DMV and get what you need done.

  • @GreenHoneyBooBoo
    @GreenHoneyBooBoo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Just got back from the dmv. No joke, lady looked exactly like Peter, and she took a break after another argument took place.

  • @crazyydemetri
    @crazyydemetri 10 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    This was one of their boldest jokes by far...hilarious yet so true

    • @marcomeme4875
      @marcomeme4875 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      haha no way. Their jokes about jews and asians are far, far worse.

    • @burgerbandit3646
      @burgerbandit3646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @CéSaR31 i think people think its a black joke. Its not though.

    • @qwilliams1539
      @qwilliams1539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Abortion jokes are bolder than this tame shit

    • @Jonathanizer
      @Jonathanizer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Going after the DMV is the least bold thing on the show.
      Everybody dreads these kind of mandatory bureaucratic chores, so it's an easy target. Really everything else would be more controversial, and therefore bolder.

  • @Mikedeela
    @Mikedeela 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When I moved here (Delaware), the first thing I noticed was how great the DMV was. In and out really fast. License renewal and replacement at a kiosk, usually no waiting. Drive through on most other things. And if you just have a question, there is a person at the door that will answer it for you, little or no waiting. Arizona had me in line for 45 min just to ask a question, and Maryland had 15 windows, one open, and a line out the door. Everywhere I have been before here has been horrible.

    • @the-reclining-roleplayer
      @the-reclining-roleplayer ปีที่แล้ว

      Just happened to see this, two years in, but as a former Delawarian I can agree that the DMV was shocking in how fast they were. I remember dreading it because of the stereotypes on TV when I was younger but they were always efficient.

    • @Mikedeela
      @Mikedeela ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@the-reclining-roleplayer yes, even little things are so much less of a problem. I forgot to renew my registration on my pick up. It was during Covid and they didn’t even charge any kind of fine. When it isn’t during Covid the fine is still only like 20 or $30.

    • @the-reclining-roleplayer
      @the-reclining-roleplayer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mikedeela The drive-through renewing of plates was sooooo helpful lol

  • @nholt
    @nholt 11 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    You know what? I'm on break.

    • @brotherdj777
      @brotherdj777 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus took the fall for all of mankind. He will save you, if you would just cry out to Him. Call upon His name today.
      Romans 10:13
      For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved

    • @Mateoski97
      @Mateoski97 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brotherdj777 Shut the fuck up.

  • @imyourhosttoasto_o9905
    @imyourhosttoasto_o9905 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I will never understand why the same fast food restaurant is made 3 times in the same city but we can only have 1 DMV that is always so overpopulated that the line goes outside of the building.

    • @haydenfowle7576
      @haydenfowle7576 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And if u work a normal job the hours are impossible u practically need to use PTO time to waste an afternoon at the RMV

  • @winterxx1555
    @winterxx1555 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    If you think talking to staff at the DMV is bad, get a load of the people you have to stand in line with while you try to make your way to the front. It's almost like trying to find your personal space on a train in china.

  • @1VideosFavorite
    @1VideosFavorite 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "that is not my prerogative sir" omg..

  • @BrandoninOrlando
    @BrandoninOrlando 10 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Just like the Kentucky DMV that sent me home the other day when renewing my license to get a piece of mail with my name and address on it , Only to come back and them not even look at it.

    • @tmanepic
      @tmanepic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Happened to me when I took my driver's test. Showed up in a rental car, waited 2 hours for the test, they didn't like that it was a rental, so my dad and I had to go and get his own car. Went back to the DMV, got a number. They never called my number so I had to get a new number. After 3-4 more hours of waiting, I drive up and show them all the paperwork, and the person that tested me didn't even look at it.

  • @AngelA-tq9rs
    @AngelA-tq9rs 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    “Sir dont get snippy with me”
    Im dead 😂😂

  • @darklord7979
    @darklord7979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I liked that peter changed race for this role.

    • @zar1536
      @zar1536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's his ancestor Nate Griffin . Nate was a slave who escaped with a new family and he got back at the south by making the DMV.

    • @josh18230
      @josh18230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zar1536 No, the joke was that black people got jobs at the DMV to get back at white people before the flashback.

    • @AkameGaKillfan777
      @AkameGaKillfan777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@josh18230 That's just Nate, not black people as a whole

  • @WikeddTung
    @WikeddTung 3 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Pro tip: if you live in or near a big city, find the DMV closest to Chinatown and go there. The employees are required to speak Chinese so they're efficient and professional.

  • @donaldhouchins9318
    @donaldhouchins9318 10 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The 94 dislikes are probably from DMV workers who can't handle the truth!

  • @LSPig
    @LSPig 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I fully understand the frustration of both people in this

  • @lordvader4089
    @lordvader4089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Government in general: you want something from them it takes forever to get it. But if they want something from you then God forbid you don't have it to them yesterday.

  • @tentayeprimo6674
    @tentayeprimo6674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    I like how they just made Peter black and all it does is make the joke funnier

    • @TellMeWhenThisiSFinish
      @TellMeWhenThisiSFinish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Finally someone mentioned it. It's comical

    • @coolperson962
      @coolperson962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      It's not Peter, it's his ancestor Nate Griffin. He found the DMV just to annoy white people.

    • @naia1362
      @naia1362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It’s part of a bigger joke lol

    • @arnoldsherrill6305
      @arnoldsherrill6305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      At the DMV here in Georgia it doesn't matter what they look like, you have a group of very confident employees who are buried under the demand of the job and also the fact that a lot of their coworkers., and I am talking the majority have lost their customer service skills and are just trying to get through the day. Some of them act like they just don't want to be there anymore and take it out not only on the customers but also on each other. It makes going to the DMV here feel like heart surgery without anesthesia

    • @buckemptier
      @buckemptier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't get it

  • @emtobed
    @emtobed 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This reminds me why I always schedule an appointment before I go to DMV.

    • @emtobed
      @emtobed 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Appointment lines are the least busiest at the DMV. They cut the time you wait at the DMV. Also the DMV has a sign where the line states "Appointments" only.

    • @emtobed
      @emtobed 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      xd.

    • @emtobed
      @emtobed 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** In my appointment, the DMV employee was some black guy.

  • @Da__goat
    @Da__goat ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I Florida in 2021, called to ask about paperwork, someone picked up, answered my questions, next day I got taxes, title, license, registration, and change of state on the same day, cost me a total of $400 for everything and took maybe 45 minutes. And I even got the metal plate handed to me directly. What a great state

  • @OneNationUnderGod.45
    @OneNationUnderGod.45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    I love how this is still 11 years later, completely 100% accurate. Nothing has changed. All of the workers clearly hate their jobs, and all of humanity as well. Everytime you go there, you might as well gear up for getting into at least 2 arguments unless you dont mind people walking over you and talking to you like you're a piece of garbage.

    • @williamroberts1714
      @williamroberts1714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If they hate it, why are they there?

    • @ns7353
      @ns7353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@williamroberts1714 because it’s a job

    • @alvareo92
      @alvareo92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@williamroberts1714 someone’s gotta do it

    • @chadraptor2351
      @chadraptor2351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Government jobs can be a safe haven for the scum of society. Privately owned businesses will fire employees if they make the business look bad for things they say and do outside of the workplace because customers will stop doing business with that company. The same logic does not work on government agencies because they get their funding comes entirely from the taxpayer so whether you utilize their services or not it does not affect their income so they're not going to care to make it more convenient for you.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lies again? Many Vids

  • @cameron818
    @cameron818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    All of the technology today and we still have a system this awful

  • @petertrevorah7689
    @petertrevorah7689 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Don’t you just love being directed to stand in the wrong line - and, after 40mins or so, when you get to the head of that line, you’re told to stand at the end of an entirely different line? And the employees of (insert department name) wonder why Joe Public gets ‘snippy’.🤬

  • @701CPD
    @701CPD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This certainly was the situation at the BMV/DMV years ago when it was downtown. The personnel at our local BMV/DMV in a strip mall are very professional and get the long lines of people in and out pretty quickly.

  • @evanhdez
    @evanhdez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Who’s waiting to be called on at the dmv and is on their phones right now watching this?

    • @freakyflow
      @freakyflow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you call ahead? You know you can call ahead right?....Im on break

  • @archlinuxrussian
    @archlinuxrussian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This sounds like someone who has decided to voice the thoughts of every single retail employee :-)

    • @archlinuxrussian
      @archlinuxrussian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@verdana8509 "How can I help you, sir?"
      *throws lotto on the counter haphazardly*
      "Do you need help with the ticket?"
      *scoffs* I want you to check this for me
      "*reaches around to the customer-facing lotto-checking machine* I see this is not a winner"
      *walks away*
      I kid you not, this is what I deal with sometimes haha.

  • @darknight55555
    @darknight55555 12 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "go wait in the appointment line then-"
    "I dont have time to wait ive got a job! it shouldnt be this hard!"
    "alright you know what im on break."

  • @mandrey85
    @mandrey85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I was at DMV a week ago. There were 6 employees that I had seen and only one of them was actually doing work. Rest talked caried chairs back and forth and talked to customers about how they should have went to scadulle appointment online.... I did go online and it took me 2 months to scadulle and another 2 months waiting for it. I do believe if all employees were working on customers, there would be no lines at all. And sad thing is there were people that were there for 6+ hours and I waisted 2 hours of my life sitting in line that was appointment only. I heard that on Saturdays, when they only do live line, they have line starting on Friday and people camp overnight to be able to be seen. And I won't be surprised at all if ther is only one person that does all the work while few other workers stand and talk about it. 👏👏👏

    • @haydenfowle7576
      @haydenfowle7576 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The tents outside would look like a Star Wars premier