This was the best you've been on 'Unsubscribe' Nikko. Hands down. Am I that observant because you present as one of the most humble, compassionate and beautifully flawed men that I've watched on pods. Jarriko is my #2. #thesizeofthosehearts #allsoul #fboyface
The thing I miss most about the military is this. Drunken, out of control conversations in the middle of the night. It's a different brand of conversation that this podcast outlines perfectly.
Neko is like that cat that when everyone is chilling and the house is completely quit, that randomly jumps up arching its back and hissing then skipps sideways out the room for no reason 🤣
@@Asomwhatokdude we need to trim time time on drinking episodes before all participants end up in hosp/circus/psych ward or possibly a drunken joyride to kiev by end of episode...naked in every scenario.
I'm not watching these in order but I've never listened to a podcast until I decided to listen to yalls and it's great they help my 12 hour shifts go by so fast
If I wasn't stuck at the ER I would've made it on time to this. I'm glad baddie posted. Gives me something to get my mind off stuff. I hope everybody's doin alright. Thanks, Baddie. 🤙🏾
@@xati5135 thanks, Xati. It was my pops. Ended up with some heart issues. All is well for the time being. I appreciate the words. I hope you're having a good one. 🤙🏽
I've listened to every single episode while working and then also watched some and thought at this point there's no way it could get better, well for the first time tonight I watched while drunk and I was wrong it's even better
Not gonna lie, every time the podcast ends I wonder how it was so short. I'd watch a 5 hour special. You guys need to have Matt, Demo Matt, Nick, and Nikko all rotate through for one long ass day of debauchery.
I was taking a hit off my vape when nic popped in with the “how it feels to chew 5 gum” and started laughing so hard that i choked on the vape and was just dying for a little bit.
Niko's best attribute... Ability to make people uncomfortable and be able to laugh at himself. You guys all deserve it! All of you... The big Iowa lad and Mr BRCC... thanks :)
@nikkoortizzz REALLY should move there. Personally, professionally, emotionally and spiritually best idea for him. I'm right about 98% of the time about this shit Nikko. You need to be with your people. Nothing holding you down. Right now is the perfect time in your life.
He has a family, so it might be tough. But should he do so, he will be in the 7 figures club like the rest of them. (hint, most that appear here or on the other related channels are in that club, only Demo-matt flaunts it).
As someone who just got onto this podcast about a week ago, i never thought I'd see anyone have nick looking like he is rethinking his path in life lol.
So far this is the third pod I watched with Nikko on here and it's already my favorite. I'm a fan of Nikko and before he didn't talk much and what not but now he seems more open and shit so hell ya
I'm js im totally down with longer episodes especially with nikko Brandon and the fat electrician in them along with everybody else absolutely legendary love you guys
Shit good luck finding a doctor to prescribe anxiety pills these days my Dad was bad off with brain cancer and I asked if I could have mine upped because I wasn't sleeping worrying bout my Dad and they completely took mine away and had me sick from DT's and there was no getting a doctor to understand I literally damn near became an alcoholic before Dad passed I was putting away over a fifth a day just to function and sleep
Fun fact, the only time I ever flew Sun Country was related to military service, and after we landed, I decided I would choose to fly Space-A on a C17 before I flew Sun Country again.
I work for the prisons in texas and we do the tear gas outside, they get 3 of the granads on sticks and they pop them while we stand in formation 4 deep and 5 wide, and they move it around us and in between us we have to say our mission statement and stand there for like a good 30 to 40 seconds then we can walk forward thru it and go cough it up.
I was three years sober until I became an electrical apprentice lmao... WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WONT HAVE A BEER WITH ME!!! So I can't drink anymore my liver gets angry but I once drank with drinking champions! lmao
For some reason, the quote “Eli scheduled my flight” made me think, “figure it out. make it work.” were what we in the business call, “a thing;” or theme, if you will… After a short YT commercial break, Eli is saying “I didn’t know. I thought. Not on me, bro…” Ahh, the military. Suspicions confirmed. If ya know, ya know.
I love how smashed I am every damn time we film these lmfaoooo
The amount of time we've spent together Drunk VS. Sober. probably a staggering Stat.
@@the_fat_electrician 95% to 5% ratio
This was the best you've been on 'Unsubscribe' Nikko. Hands down. Am I that observant because you present as one of the most humble, compassionate and beautifully flawed men that I've watched on pods. Jarriko is my #2. #thesizeofthosehearts #allsoul #fboyface
Eli needs his down side to be he trips over his own feet constantly
You guys are so fucking funny.. We all went full spectrum
Nikko with his degradation kink, Nick with the tired dad energy, and Eli with the chaotic energy 😂 this was gold seriously y'all are laughs
Genuinely wanted this to be an hour long podcast of Nick drunk giving history lesson.
Same, mutually disappointed and slightly aroused by it though.
@@POSIDN-cv1qq Same
Kinda disappointed lol
I am now disappointed
That needs to be an episode
Bruh Nikko got that real ptsd, only chilling when shits gone wrong and stressing when it’s going smooth
You defined this shit a little too well. Very real.
And the whole sleeping on the hard floor with his gun next to him.
Worryingly accurate
That's me to a T.
@@novemberoscar98see that sounds more like ptsd to me. Cause I do the calm in the shit and panicked in normal situations thing.
Bro 😂 Nick just said “you need to catch up, you’re being a mustard” & no one got it 😂😂😂 I spit my drink out on the counter
So many dad jokes from Nic I love it
You should explain it for the people who don't understand 😐😅
What’s the time stamp? We clearly missed it.
We’re also baked, drunk while listening to these so some things go missed lol
Ketchup and mustard. Haha
As i read this i was hearing it! 😂 made it even better!
The thing I miss most about the military is this. Drunken, out of control conversations in the middle of the night. It's a different brand of conversation that this podcast outlines perfectly.
Neko is like that cat that when everyone is chilling and the house is completely quit, that randomly jumps up arching its back and hissing then skipps sideways out the room for no reason 🤣
Ye
Confirmed crab cat
@@ranchomisfitThis is the crossover I didn't know we needed.
Ball joke in under 20 seconds this is going to be an amazing episode!
They did right out the gate with it. Lol
Nikko is literally his Coast Guard character
It was projection the whole time
Nah he's the infinity gauntlet of all of them that's why he's so good at his job
7 months later Nikko on the plane “that guy is not human!!!!!” 😂😂😂
Oh god the electrician is here to light up our day.
It feels like he’s baddie in this episode😂
Hahaha I see what you did there
TFE is one of my favorite humans.
Drunk history on comedy central was incredible to watch drunk with friends. I love this
I love when Eli just kept adding “and Slipknot” 31:06
Nikko's excited energy is so contagious. He is literally the quintessential hype man!
Everyone thinks Nikko is gonna be a jerk and then they apologize when they sees how nice he is
He’s just that ring of fire ADD child that you know is a good character but is also a menace 😂
A 6 hour podcast I would watch every single minute of it
With brandon donut baddie niko and nick and eli ofc lol that would be the funniest fucking 6 hours
@@Asomwhatokdude we need to trim time time on drinking episodes before all participants end up in hosp/circus/psych ward or possibly a drunken joyride to kiev by end of episode...naked in every scenario.
@@edborrelli2786 "That'd be hilarious." (surely) -Niko
@@edborrelli2786 wouldnt be the the strangest possibility ....
Every single week.
“He always wears his ghost costume on the weekends”
Hahaha, Eli tripping and nicks mind just blown
🍻
"You only have two options: we're going to be good friends or we're fighting right now"
This is why I love hanging out with men 😁
I was DEAD at picturing "Handsome Squidward Eli" making FBF... LITERALLY paused to cry laugh LMAO!
TFE I need you to cover that SA colony thing
I'm not watching these in order but I've never listened to a podcast until I decided to listen to yalls and it's great they help my 12 hour shifts go by so fast
you can see Eli loving Niko being back :D he's literally drooling all over the set
Finally he’s not the only brown guy when Brandon’s not there!
I'm curious as to what would make Nick just full belly laugh, dude is a brick wall with only a few cracks. Love the dude
If I wasn't stuck at the ER I would've made it on time to this. I'm glad baddie posted. Gives me something to get my mind off stuff. I hope everybody's doin alright. Thanks, Baddie. 🤙🏾
hope all is well and you recovered fro whatever put you there!
@@xati5135 thanks, Xati. It was my pops. Ended up with some heart issues. All is well for the time being. I appreciate the words. I hope you're having a good one. 🤙🏽
"Baddie you've lost weight. Donut, you gained weight." 😂😂😂
Let's play a drinking game.Everything time Nikko says, "bro," take a shot. Lol.
What am I eating for dinner..... not one single "Your Mom" joke to be seen.... must be a UK thing 😂🤣 Love watching you guys... KEEP KILLIN IT!!!
Nick, Electrician, Eli. Christ on a bike this is going to be a big episode.
Nick's always just happy to be a part of the gang. 😂 I love it.
who tf is nick LMAO
@@Isophrenicyt He likes to move electrons and drink beer lol
I love this episode!! Having just three of you, everyone’s personality shone through. You guys are hilarious!!
I've listened to every single episode while working and then also watched some and thought at this point there's no way it could get better, well for the first time tonight I watched while drunk and I was wrong it's even better
@@ReanuKeevesAus I bet, unfortunately I had to quit smoking weed cause the job I'm trying to get drug tests
Not gonna lie, every time the podcast ends I wonder how it was so short.
I'd watch a 5 hour special. You guys need to have Matt, Demo Matt, Nick, and Nikko all rotate through for one long ass day of debauchery.
Mat or Matt?
Lots of successful loooong podcasts. Don't limit to a shorter format.
I was taking a hit off my vape when nic popped in with the “how it feels to chew 5 gum” and started laughing so hard that i choked on the vape and was just dying for a little bit.
Awwww it's little Eli's first solo show, he must so proud of himself.
I love going back and watching episodes like this, nick and nikko getting hammered and talking is hilarious
A) What happened to Baddie?
B) Nick is always a joy.
C) Nikko is, actually, pretty dreamy. He should always wear pants.
I think you mean he should NEVER wear pants.
I am pumped for part 2this podcast is hands down the funniest hour of most of my weeks
Niko's best attribute... Ability to make people uncomfortable and be able to laugh at himself. You guys all deserve it! All of you... The big Iowa lad and Mr BRCC... thanks :)
Nick is officially moving to Texas isn't he.... 😆
Damn... TFE is crooked hat drunk by the end of this part, part 2 is gonna be insane. 🤣🤣🤣
@nikkoortizzz REALLY should move there. Personally, professionally, emotionally and spiritually best idea for him. I'm right about 98% of the time about this shit Nikko. You need to be with your people. Nothing holding you down. Right now is the perfect time in your life.
He has a family, so it might be tough. But should he do so, he will be in the 7 figures club like the rest of them. (hint, most that appear here or on the other related channels are in that club, only Demo-matt flaunts it).
I love turbulence. I am that guy that scream "weeeeeee!" when there's turbulence, just to spook Becky and Karen even more. lmao
yall are all funny asf and im just now figuring out that yall doing a podcast with all my favorite military influencers
My favorite part is when fat electrician starts looking for a way out like Baddie does at the end. 🤣 🤣 🤣
Eli warning us about part 2 of this episode gives me very high expectations.
Nikko describing military grade anxiety is hitting too close to home. lol
These three are 👌🏽
I wish I had buddies like you guys have. Thanks for the content!
This one made me fall on the floor laughing so hard. Y'all spat everywhere on that table 🤣
Baddies table took some "hits" on this one. It's sad when Nick (TFE) is the only adult in the room...but it is SUPER FUNNY!!!!
Part 1 of 2?! Let's fucking go!!!! This episode is gonna make work go by so fast 🤣😂💙
Bad weather short flight from London to Amsterdam, we landed Tokyo drift sideways. I was hammered on no sleep, screaming "let's gooooo!"
I'm so glad i started watching you guys because yalls podcast are hilarious and also informative 👌
These 3 are pure comedy 😂😂😂😂 love this podcast
This is epic!
I appreciate you guys talking smack n just being who y'all are.
" I just unlocked pants...." What do you unlock on the 5th and 6th appearance??
30 seconds in and I can tell it's gonna be an amazing show
Kinda feel like Eli was bragging about having the keys to a studio while drinking at the bar for this episode 🤣🤣🤣
As someone who just got onto this podcast about a week ago, i never thought I'd see anyone have nick looking like he is rethinking his path in life lol.
I think it would be funny for the intro to just sing ELI three times when Donut and Baddie arent around lol
Gotta love how the guy who admits he wants to fold his own son up like a T-shirt when that moment comes is the biggest dad in the group
Damn you guys would be so chill to drink with. Reminds me of my army buddies. Sadly I had to quit drinking, like HAD to lol.
Thanks!
So far this is the third pod I watched with Nikko on here and it's already my favorite. I'm a fan of Nikko and before he didn't talk much and what not but now he seems more open and shit so hell ya
39:44 just the immediate air rushing out after the joke is golden
I'm js im totally down with longer episodes especially with nikko Brandon and the fat electrician in them along with everybody else absolutely legendary love you guys
I would love to see more of them, and to combine some of their content format.
I was dying laughing and trying to drive almost in tears over Nico and the plane conversation 😂 love this combo of people so much!!!
I need part 2 in my life so badly right now. This had me ugly laughing at work.
Great episode, I'm looking forward to seeing you guys again Friday!
Honestly...I can see why Brandon stayed home for this one 😅 He went to dinner and thought about his future 😂
Nikko some doctors will prescribe anti anxiety meds for people that are afraid of flying but have to do it for whatever reason.
Shit good luck finding a doctor to prescribe anxiety pills these days my Dad was bad off with brain cancer and I asked if I could have mine upped because I wasn't sleeping worrying bout my Dad and they completely took mine away and had me sick from DT's and there was no getting a doctor to understand I literally damn near became an alcoholic before Dad passed I was putting away over a fifth a day just to function and sleep
That white claw tried to spit in nikos mouth at 19:50.....I'm rolling.
I was dying the whole time!! Thanks for the good time!!
I cannot contain the excitement I have to see y’all wrecked in part 2 😂🤘🏻
Starts off with the electrician touching a ball and nikko is drunk, this is gonna be good.
YES NICK! As a military weather forecaster that is our joke! Where does the white go when the snow melts
My best friend is a mechanic for Suncountry. They call it scum country.
This was so funny! 🤣 I came for Nikko but stayed cause you guys are hilarious too 🤣 😂
Man, Eli never got to finish his story about his kid getting off the bus
I was hoping he'd circle back to it I love his Ryden stories.
Eli’s laugh gets me laughing and I love it. This podcast makes my workday so much better
I JUST unlocked pants!🤣🤣 It's gonna be a good episode
Glad I back tracked and found the ones with Nikko. Ep has me crying.
Seems like the fridge should be in the podcast room 🤣
Fun fact, the only time I ever flew Sun Country was related to military service, and after we landed, I decided I would choose to fly Space-A on a C17 before I flew Sun Country again.
Nikko and TFE two episodes in a row, noice
I work for the prisons in texas and we do the tear gas outside, they get 3 of the granads on sticks and they pop them while we stand in formation 4 deep and 5 wide, and they move it around us and in between us we have to say our mission statement and stand there for like a good 30 to 40 seconds then we can walk forward thru it and go cough it up.
45:18 Nick (channeling his inner baddie) realizes and projects how Baddie feels ever freaking show.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Baddie better take Nick out somewhere nice where they can vent together about working with toddlers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Listened to the lock and load episode and laughed our asses off at work now we all watch it.
BTW...when Eli pimps Better Health, I know he's serious.
I was three years sober until I became an electrical apprentice lmao...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WONT HAVE A BEER WITH ME!!!
So I can't drink anymore my liver gets angry but I once drank with drinking champions! lmao
Great episode, we need Wendigoon and Brandon on at the same time also 😂
This is amazing can't wait for part 2
There must have been a lot of extra footage from the aftershow
Full spectrum….just like my son. I’m dead😂😂😂. As the dad of an autistic son that was fucking hilarious. Love it lol
Just bring the fridge.
I feel like TFE and me would be the best bestest friends.
So at 47:32 TH-cam throws up a USCCA ad right after Eli says "so black people". 😂
I AGREE NIKKO SHOULD ALWAYS BE IN SHORTS … HE IS NOT ALLOWED PANTS 😂🔥
"I just unlocked pants and he just gets to have them"
Yesssss I love it when y’all joke about history
The island story actually blew my mind
With the snow question I was so waiting for a huge sniff lmao. Straight to the dome lol
For some reason, the quote “Eli scheduled my flight” made me think, “figure it out. make it work.” were what we in the business call, “a thing;” or theme, if you will… After a short YT commercial break, Eli is saying “I didn’t know. I thought. Not on me, bro…” Ahh, the military. Suspicions confirmed. If ya know, ya know.
The absolute second I heard nick say dandruff I knew the book was coming 😭😭
Nick- bring the fridge.
Words to live by hahaha.
Both turned on Niko at 1:06:00 but they forgot, he loves that shit 🤣
I've been waiting for this one since they talked about it last week