He be casually vibin out after Dylan confessed he was the zodiac killer and was the one who bombed pearl harbor and illegally commit illigal war crimes in Siberia
His raps involve a lot of waking up in the morning, shooting random guys, running over kids with a car, shooting at worker in drive thru’s and playing on ps5’s
if u want the lyrics of the first song for some reason here they are it was 6am when i went to the store i didn't have no money because i was poor. I saw an old lady tryna buy a PS5 so i pulled it out her hands and i punched her in the eye. A manager approached me and he tole me to get out I stabbed him with a kn!fe and went to the checkout. It was taking too long so I pulled out my 9 and proceeded to sh00t everybody in front of me in line. And the the cashier told me I could have it for free so I walked out the store I was smiling with glee. And then I drove home ran over some kids on the way and I hopped on PS5 and had a very good day.
people will talk about some weird shit or genuine murders they've committed and they still succeed as rappers, lyrics dont really matter as long as you can make them sound good.
I love how this guy is literally rapping about how he committed every cardinal sin known to humanity, and nobody even thinks about calling 911. Edit: Holy shit, I'm famous! While I have everyone's attention, let's reestablish Communism!
The way the first several are so similar, I feel like that was all the same day, just rapping about it at different times. That one officer acted like he was FBIs most wanted. This is definitely all connected. TL;DR There's definitely continuity in these verses
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"Shot em with my 9, now they quiet as a mouse" was the best
True
Same
I read that while the audio was playing the exact same comment HOW
@Ry Gallo no shit
Lol
I like how the producer just vibes 30% of the time after hearing what he said, and STILL does more songs.
He be casually vibin out after Dylan confessed he was the zodiac killer and was the one who bombed pearl harbor and illegally commit illigal war crimes in Siberia
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I think he gets new producers
@@tnytmytx he’s cloning new producers because they all look the same
His raps involve a lot of waking up in the morning, shooting random guys, running over kids with a car, shooting at worker in drive thru’s and playing on ps5’s
Well, what else do rich criminals with murder on their mind do?
@@turtlesquad2522 wait he isn't rich, hes poor.
@@eliclinton9126 but it was 6am so he went to the store
@@HowluxDBS his mom called him to do a chore. He didn’t want to so he ate her and tore
F A X
“Pulled out my extended clip and let all of my bullets fly” was the best part 100%
Yes
“Took care of the officer and also shot some random guy”
"Ran over him twice"😭😭😭
3:44
the fact that he came up with these lyrics
he's insane
He didn’t come up with the lyrics…
@@No-xd1ti then where did he get em
if u want the lyrics of the first song for some reason here they are
it was 6am when i went to the store i didn't have no money because i was poor. I saw an old lady tryna buy a PS5 so i pulled it out her hands and i punched her in the eye. A manager approached me and he tole me to get out I stabbed him with a kn!fe and went to the checkout. It was taking too long so I pulled out my 9 and proceeded to sh00t everybody in front of me in line. And the the cashier told me I could have it for free so I walked out the store I was smiling with glee. And then I drove home ran over some kids on the way and I hopped on PS5 and had a very good day.
@@No-xd1ti where’d he get em
wait he did....
"Pulled up to his crib on the other side of town, made sure he was inside then I burnt the house down.". I'm dead
“Saw a kid with a basketball ran him over with my car before he could pass the ball” got me dead🤣
He made ball ryme with ball
@@paukhai5398 yup
@@paukhai5398 Technically basketball and pass the ball, but nobody cares
Same with the basketball kid.
That moment when your confessing to your crimes but you suddenly want to spit some bars :
Facts
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"I didn't have no money, because I was poor" man's got bars
Ok🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂yes yes 👏
What a genius, he is.
It is hard to argue with his assessment
He hates random guys kid playing soccer anyone walking outside and loves running people over. He also has ps5s by the end of the crime spree
Atleast he's being honest
Never would have I thought this would be nostalgic
I love how the last line is always so wholesome 😭✋
2:24 the lyrics are amazing and the producers face LMAO
Fr
“Pulled out a bomb so they let me in the vault” bro the producer leaving the room had me laughing so hard 🤣
That one was the best one tbh
Producer is just🤝🗿
When he said "im like shit Im a go rob a bank" the funniest thing is the reaction of the producer
THE PRODUCER QUITTING HIS JOB GOT ME ROLLIN
I love how this guy went from spitting chill bars to going off, he should be a rapper
yo its crazy how the rapper and the producer have the same headset and the same hoodie everytime
crazy
How? It’s all one song
yea its crazy
Ikr 🤯
And the same everything else
I can see the producer trying so hard not to laugh, would’ve taken me 10+ attempts.
its all fun and games until we find out he actually was confessing
oh shiiiii-
Fr
ah well naw
Well it happens sometimes ya know
What’s wrong with this I do it every day
4:06 steals a PS5 but goes on xBox live
h o w
Hey ps5’s are like gold
A whole lot of money in one thing
The fact that it took the producer *8* times to quit is surprising
7, dylan forgot part 6
@@entityredstoneonyt probably snitched on himself so hard he had to delete it
yes
respect to the guy for putting a meme song in part 1 as his rapping template
Me actually vibing: 🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾
Mom: *walks into my room with Bluetooth speaker*
oh shi-
@@anshgupta188it’s fake man
It’s fake guys!! Bluetooth speaker does not connect with iPhones
@@DistinguishedDucko yes they do… i have a bluetooth speaker. it connects js fine
1:32 has better lyrics than anything eminem could do
Okay I get what you mean but like don't you dare insult emin-
@@Jaxe9638ik it was just a joke
Jokes aside, these is a really good rap if you don't put too much attention on the lyrics
thats most rap songs tbh
@@lickyro1234 not Eminem or NF though
people will talk about some weird shit or genuine murders they've committed and they still succeed as rappers, lyrics dont really matter as long as you can make them sound good.
Exactly look at some of eminems shit
the flow on part 8 was crazy 🔥
"I didn't wanna seem rude. I saw a homeless man and stole all of his food" Was the best
this is so nostalgic 💀
I love how his flow stays the exact same
I love how the rapper 😎is just vibing, and the producer 😡is going crazy leaving the room and taking of the headset. 🤣
“Pulled out a bomb so they let me in the vault”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I pulled out a bomb and they let me in the vault" had me laughing for 5 minuets straight it was hilarious
fr best line out of all of them
I like how he got progressively better at rapping lmao
For real though
The beat on the third one is genuinely good
Most rappers: Victims of police brutality
Dylan: Brutalizes police
Lowkey a bop can this be on spotify?
Yo why are these actually fire
The greatest rapper ever!!!
All of his raps include the word shot and random guy, I think this suits the quiet kid more than regular rappers Dylan.
His candace never changes even if hes playing a different beat 😂
my dude was so good at rapping he can rap about the same thing and it sounds different
I didn’t know there were this many! Thanks for making this compilation, it’s so funny! 🤣
You can tell how much his skills progress as it goes on
i know
1:15
The best sets of words my ears has ever heard
Bruh that's so true he should become a rapper
part 3 gotta be the best rap i have ever heard
Uses the beat of a fire song too
Rip lil loaded😢
2:45 fact that he just leaves
Lmao this is so funny keep making content love ur vids 💛💛
Most relatable video I've ever seen
"I didn't have no money because I was poor"
He never fails to entertain me
It’s funny how much he improved with every new part. Like the raps get better and better every part.
I’m dying on the rubber ducky part 🤣🤣🤣
I love how this guy is literally rapping about how he committed every cardinal sin known to humanity, and nobody even thinks about calling 911.
Edit: Holy shit, I'm famous! While I have everyone's attention, let's reestablish Communism!
Look! It's a bunch of dead idiots! If only they used their phones as an actual phone instead of playing video games and had slapped 3 buttons...
It would likely be dismissed anyway because a verbal confession isn’t enough. Unless this is Japan or Britain, then they’d arrest you.
BRO IM IN BRITAIN
@@Fe2Speedz
And? Just call 999.
@@PSCookieKid I think he's responding to the first reply not the comment
Bro Idk how but this is fr fire
Those were some actual good lyrics
The way the first several are so similar, I feel like that was all the same day, just rapping about it at different times. That one officer acted like he was FBIs most wanted. This is definitely all connected.
TL;DR There's definitely continuity in these verses
The first one was funniest 😂
That’s the funniest video I’ve ever seen I like your videos keep it up 👍
This man has beef with soccer kids
Lol fax
Bro this is actually good though
Respect
3rd one was really dope
Famous line: woke up in the morning
ya lol
fax
nope
i pulled out my nine
Straight talent bro keep up the good work Dylan.
who agrees he should pit these on spotify? ❤️ you the goat
part 3 part 7 and part 8 go crazy rewatching this
This man’s rapping skills are insane. I swear he goin be the next Eminem
“Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today”
Finally found someone with relatable posts
So you agree with everything he said? I’m sorry but you need to get a therapist and get ur brain checked dude…
@@daniardursunov5612 it’s called sarcasm, genius
@@daniardursunov5612 It's a joke, my nigga 💀💀
Bru, This is going to my spotify playlist
This is the best rap I ever heard.
I like how he improved with each one
I love this series
Bros living in my GTA experience 💀
it's impossible that the Chick-fil-A employee didn't say my pleasure
Nah but in all seriousness these songs are fire bro. Absolute bangers.
Happy I’ve subbed to this legend before he hit 100k
i followed him on tiktok before he got 100k on yt
@@kaidoesthingsxyz tiktok trash 🗑
@@cactuspewz ik that's why I deleted it
@@cactuspewz these vids are made from TikTok tho..
Plot twist: he actually did things and we are watching a man that should be on the most wanted list
this man needs to start a rap career fr
Everytime he wakes up in the morning its a bad day
He is too powerful, first made memes, made meme pov, made music…
Damn man really fell asleep at 5 what a heinous crime
Each rap he makes his flow gets more fluid. Interesting
honestly so funny ima watch this over and over again
So True Dylan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What
wait what
I hate how his name is spelled the same as mine so I just got confused asf when I saw this comment 🤣🤣
Bro i showed kids at school this lol🤣🤣🤣
Could you TYPE any more exclamation marks!?
2:27 I imagined the vine boom here and had a hearty chuckle
Joke aside the beats were actually really good
These are dark but hilarious at the same time
This man robbed a person and took his ps5 and when he went home he played with his xbox
Unforgivable
Xbox is better
@@hurkzi I like ps5 better
@@fearlessjs7925 ok?
@@hurkzi pc best
@@destr0yerreese157 amateurs....THE NOKIA PHONE IS BEST GAMING DEVICE
Dude it has to be illegal to be this funny
The producers reaction is always funny
I love how it just progressively gets better😆😂🤣
Producer cant vibe for more than 2 seconds 💀
Part 8 was fire Ngl
This i 🔥 u should make songs
2:55 Actually goes hard🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
“Got away from there I was lucky like a four leaf clover saw some kids playing in the street so I ran ‘em over” 💀
'some kids were playing soccer in the street by my house, shot them with my 9 now they quiet as a mouse'
Did anybody else realize that he says “Wake up or Woke up in the morning” for every single rap
Except 3 and 7
This is exactly how Tay K went to jail. Derek Chauvin better be getting ready to drop the soap and have a jail cell with EDP and Jeffrey Epstein 😭🤣
Damm these raps are fire you should do a full song
3:54
on my was saw a kid with a basketball
ran him over before he could pass the ball
Best line in history on baby jesus
“Killed a family of six and shot a dude” with the beat was 🔥🔥
3:49 how did he do this
This actually hard
dis man be on fire by the later ones