Zack Snyder has become his own parody at this point and he doesn´t even realize it. Just watch the flashback scene, with the assassination of the royal family. When the string quartet in the background started playing faster during the assassination, I spit out my drink. 😆
I was thinking about this exact thing today. There are dozens if not hundreds of filmmakers, all infinitely more talented than Zack Snyder, that have never gotten the same chances he keeps getting. It's a shame.
If you think about it, Snyder wasted around 200 $ Million on both these movies, same with Ridley Scott on his crappy Napoleon movie and then you have the Japanese & S.Koreans producing absolute bangers like Godzilla Minus-1, Space Sweepers or The Admiral Yi trilogy, which cost a fraction of that money each.
I thought it was a joke then later everyone is like we didn’t see you at all drinking water in slow motion from the well in the middle of the field! Ya no one saw that we still think I are an alcoholic
I'm just so perplexed as to why slow motion was constantly used for mundane things. I know Snyder overuses it for action all the time, but there are times he uses it where it serves absolutely no purpose. I just don't get it.
Nemesis had no business dying that easily. It’s the one scene which actually sparks some emotion because of how baffling it was that she ended up dead.
If Zack Snyder was self realizing, he would be Michael Bay. Bay knows he's shit, yet the word "Bayhem" exists despite that. Snyder takes his work way too seriously, and he's also really bad at it.
Yeah, Michael Bay at least knows what he is. Zack Snyder thinks he's like Christopher Nolan, Steven Spielberg or Stanley Kubrick. I think he suffers from delusions of grandeur.
I went into this honestly trying to give the movie a fair chance. I didnt want to immediately shit on it because the first movie sucked and that its snyder but that slow motion farming sequence was the straw that broke the camels back for me.
I'm a lot more excited for this 27 minute review than any of the SLOW MOTION CRAP THIS FILM PROBABLY IS. Also it sounds like those people were getting a little too friendly with that grain.
The SnyyderCult should always be reminded that even though they think critics have it out for Zack, the Audience Scores for the movies he's directed and/or written since 'The Snyder Cut' (RT 93%) are; Army of The Dead (75%), Army of Thieves (69%), Rebel Moon P1 (57%) & P2 (46%). So why haven't the same ppl who rushed to give the Snyder Cut 93% done the same for the rest?!
He's definitely losing fans and many of them seemed to be more obsessed with his DC films. He'll continue to lose support if he keeps making garbage like this. I don't think he has many chances left, if at all.
I wouldn't mind the slow mo so much if his scripts weren't so stoopid. Netflix is paying him a vault of money. Just hire a decent scriptwriting team. These films should at LEAST meet Fast and Furious standards for dialogue and narrative.
The only movie I saw yesterday was spy x family code white an anime movie based off the manga and anime series "spy x family" I really enjoy it though then not watching rebel moon 2
The best are the little wheels that the guy has to keep turning and turning and turning to aim the cannon. He doesn't turn them in slow mo, but the cannon moves in slow mo regardless. Cmon now, really, little manual wheels to aim the cannon on an interstellar spacecraft lol? He even had 2 of them! 1 for up/down and another for left/right, ugh ... and why do the main group of characters care at all about these random farmers from a random planet? I mean what is their motivation to fight for them again, especially considering that a better written script would have simply blown them up in 10 seconds. Is it really because they're ticked off that the evil empire wants to take their grain??? And when did that other girl with her band of fighter pilots who are only women and 1 star wars creature decide they were going to show up, and 15 minutes late I might add? I had no idea someone called them for help. I didn't even remember who they were from the first one, I had to look it up.... And also, why are the bad guys needing this grain again? What is their motivation for demanding the grain, and picking on the farmers? Are they building a death star and need to feed the contractors??? ... I like the imagine they had a public RFP to build this "death star" but there were some discrepancies at the bid opening. So now the actual main bad guy who's name I don't care at all to Google right now, is in the middle of reviewing all the proposals to ensure accuracy with the spec. He had to engage some lawyers and the electrician union is breathing down his neck to get started. And this is why this random ship is out here at this random planet which apparently only has 40 farmers live on, and is why they need grain because there's a hold on the project until everything gets sorted out... They should hire me to write part 3. I'd include an entire hour, in slow mo, of the new king fella looking thru schematics and having Teams meetings with the planning board arguing about the placement of outlets and desks in rooms , what chair styles they should get for the board room, do we really need to spend an extra $4,000 for urinal dividers in the bathrooms .... Last complaint, obviously the blonde farmer girl is the princess, but you only tease that for 2 seconds in the first movie with Jimmy (Jimmy likes deer antlers, DON'T MESS WITH JIMMY, Jimmy's got the hots for princess farmer girl, ok enough Seinfeld jokes), then basically bring her back for movie 2 where her only purpose is to knit some blankets with some deep underlying emotionally driven metaphors about characters that she just met 14 hours ago. She literally has no clue who these people are (just like the audience) and yet she magically has the power to inform us that they're like wolves and lightning and mountains, wtf!... UGH
I like his Dawn of the Dead as well. I'll give him 300 and The Owls of Ga' Hoole too, but I agree. Everything else he's made is either bad or downright atrocious.
Perfect review. I don’t know what Zach is thinking and I don’t know why fans gave him a chance after army of the dead I felt so bad for the main girl Ella ( who’s main in fallout) she got so much hate when it was Zachs shit writing that made her character bad
Thank you so much! Yeah, I just don't understand why so many people still give him chances. It's very odd. Very glad that Ella Purnell has such a great role in Fallout now.
Thanks! Honestly, I've only seen a small handful of comments aggressively defend the movie and Zack Snyder on this particular review. Hopefully they won't suddenly flood the comments in the next few days 😂
Reminded me of those cheesy Star Trek episodes where they go down to some planet and eveyone's dressed in silk robes and slippers and living in mud huts!
The mother world are the worst villian group in Sci fi movie history cause they are not threatening or scary at all. At least with the empire and the first order you understand why the heroes feared them. The mother world does nothing to make you care about them being dangerous
I learned the strategic value of GRAIN thanks to this film😂. Man, the cringe and fakeness in the gathering night where the main "heroes" receive gifts and got completent on their "qualities" is ridiculous😂.
It was so awful. The slo -mo was excruciating. The characters were so shallow, the round table origin scene was so dumb. The battle scenes with guy with the axes was stupid. Everything was generic trash. You are right on this only good films as well, although I didn't mind justice league syder cut.
So I watched the raid (which is a totally different genre) but like..their entire premise and plot is just raiding one single building beating the crap outta residents...very basic and straightforward. How is that....far more entertaining...u could go with so many depth or setting up for the supposedly 4 other installment of this, plus its a whole 2 movie...how is it still bland character and plot wise..just...how
It's a very good question. I think it just comes down to the fact that Zack Snyder has become incredibly self-indulgent, surrounded himself with "yes" men, has come across incredibly narcissistic in recent years and has ignored all criticism of his work. He doesn't strike me as a particularly intelligent person either.
Thank you so much! Yeah, the movie is just terrible. Thankfully, there are several great films and TV shows out right now that make great palette cleansers after watching Rebel Moon 😂
This movie was dumb and stupid. I was a silent Synder supporter but this is it for me. Everyone invovled with this should be visibly ashamed of themselves.
You are way too kind. All the morality BS is unbearable. Main protagonist is a child killer Nazi supporting an "adoptive" psychopath father who killed her family and destroyed her world and only regret it because she is double crossed ... then try to abandon the village like a coward, then is simpleton trusting a smuggler "I will do it for free" then kills innocent medics, coal slaves and even Gunner just because she did not keep her disguise leading to gunner's death ... and I am just scratching how despicable she is ^^
Zack is a fantastic director but there is no joy or levity in his movies. All characters are sad victims. Crying. No character says yeah, I killed a bunch of people for fun, but I was drunk and my buddy dared me. But this rebel thing touched me so I want to repay for my unjust doings. Most great protagonist are born from asshole attitudes.
He can't write a competent story or provide character depth to save his life. I don't think he's a very good director either, but he's an even worse storyteller.
In Dune, the soldiers are using individual force fields which don't let weapons using bullets or even beams pass. A large difference to using archaic tools without being forced to.... 😁
Most video reviews of Scargiver hold back on the ridiculousness of this film. But this is by far the is most entertaining review of Scargiver. I’m pretty sure the extra hour in the director’s cut will be more about farming grain. The grain had more backstory than any of the other supporting characters.
Wow! Thank you so much! I'm so happy you enjoyed the review. I think you're right about his director's cut. No story or characterization. Just more farming and backstory on wheat 😂
Most 😮 WTF of part 2. - the assassination of the KING by Baltus with violinists 🎻 who play ambient music. - NEMESIS tells her story: she cuts off her arms to put on prosthetics...she tolerates the pain well.. - JIMMY faces the tank in front of soldiers who do not shoot, one more tank shot from Jimmy.. - The end dialogue between KORA and TITUS he tells him that Princess ISSA is still alive!?
@@chrisjherman The most WTF 😬 of WTF. Kora confides in Gunnar, she is the one who kills Princess ISSA we see her fall, a light appears...she is apparently dead. At the end TITUS tells KORA Princess ISSA is still alive "we must find her and Fight" This is big WTF. Anything !
I've been saying that Zack Snyder is a terrible director since Man of Steel but they said I was a Snyder hater. Now they're starting to realize that bro is a hack and con artist and it's really funny to watch.
It's so fucking dull, I can't even hate it as much as the first which was at least hilarious for how terrible the rip off game was. But this is easily Snyder's least interesting film by far
@@chrisjherman you got that right! Older I get the more I invest my time on movies and tv shows I actually am interested in. NP Chris keep up the good work!
they could have done a star trek generation idea or dune idea, where the land create some form of special grain that enhances strenght or life.. in some way and the Empire wants it for themselves so they threaten these naative people who have the knowledge to harvest them.. Also the product is limited release..
I think Snyder has become incredibly self-indulgent and suffers from delusions of grandeur. He's surrounded himself with yes men and is incapable of receiving criticism. He's probably gonna keep getting worse until he runs out of chances.
It looks more like Samurai 7 than Seven Samurai, which both are almost the same premise of course but Samurai 7 is more sci-fi/steampunk. I feel like Zach Snyder just watched Samurai 7 on Netflix or something and decided to make Rebel Moon thinking he could do it better. But with none of the fun involved, and Samurai 7 didn't really live up to Seven Samurai to begin with. At least Samurai 7 justifies its length somewhat compared to this where we just wish Zach would just stop writing his own films.
Cutting Anything by sythe is slowwwwww and inefficient. You can see how the addition of simple horsepower and pulled blades drastically improved both yield and speed of harvestinh, as well as reducing manpower. It's insulting the viewers to suggest that Sythes are the peak of that people's technological advancement as they share a known reality woth galaxy-crossing spaceships.
Scargiver sounds like just desserts for bothering to sit through either Rebel Moon film. You have taken the bullet for us, Chris. But no one deserves the tedious trauma that Zack inflicted on the collective world by releasing this waterfall of turds.
This may be one of the worst constructed films I've ever seen. There's no second act. It's filler and flash backs until the big fight at the end. Somehow, this movie managed to strip away all forms of plot and character development. I can't even enjoy this as a big dumb action film because a big dumb action film will include big dumb action throughout its entire runtime. The characters in Rebel Moon do nothing for the first 80-90 minutes, which would be fine if not for the aforementioned lack of character development. Never mind the fact that the story itself is ridiculous. All this over a relatively small amount of grain?!? It's like the Death Star expecting the local bodega to feed it's entire crew.
I had to force myself to finish watching it. I didn't think it would be worse than the first one. Its much worse than the first one. And Zack, if by any chance you ever read this, EVERYTHING DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN SLOW MOTION!!!! Add i didn't care anything for the characters or their struggles. So when a main character died i felt nothing. Even tho you made sure to tell us we should cuz their deaths would get super xtra slow motion. Also the prince dude going into a sci fi space combat with hand held sharpie things. Like really? I remember one guy he killed, the soldier tried to hit him physically with his rifle. You know, instead of oh i don't know, shooting prince dude.
Agreed, I think it's worse than the first film as well. The slow motion made the film drag so much. Probably could have been 90 minutes at most if the slow motion was removed.
I actually want to do a watch party for Battle Beyond the Stars sometime soon on my Discord. I figure it would be fun to watch with my community in the coming weeks.
Gonna have to disagree that they don't have sci-fi tech for farming. Yes, they use backbreaking, pre-industrial Scythes to manually harvest hundreds of acres of wheat, but carrying bushels of wheat? no that's too much! for that they have anti-gravity carts (That did make me wonder why they have thrusters on their ships if they have mastered gravity manipulation but that's another issue)
When did I say I was trying to stop people from watching the movie? I think it's absolutely terrible, but I'm not trying to stop anyone from watching it 😆
Lol I never even saw the first one. I'm a fan of Star Wars 1 through 9 but there's just too many Star Wars shows and movies that kind of made me lose interest.
@@chrisjherman It's that "We will call it the Star Wars universe just to make it a cash grab and post the characters on items you'd find at the grocery store but....technically...."
Zack Snyder has become his own parody at this point and he doesn´t even realize it.
Just watch the flashback scene, with the assassination of the royal family.
When the string quartet in the background started playing faster during the assassination, I spit out my drink. 😆
The music video for Weird Al's Amish Paradise had better slow mo harvesting
I fully agree! 😆
So many promising filmmakers have to have their dreams shelved just so Zack Snyder gets the chance to fail again
I was thinking about this exact thing today. There are dozens if not hundreds of filmmakers, all infinitely more talented than Zack Snyder, that have never gotten the same chances he keeps getting. It's a shame.
If you think about it, Snyder wasted around 200 $ Million on both these movies, same with Ridley Scott on his crappy Napoleon movie and then you have the Japanese & S.Koreans producing absolute bangers like Godzilla Minus-1, Space Sweepers or The Admiral Yi trilogy, which cost a fraction of that money each.
@chrisjherman your review of this movie are the same thing I said about you and your
comment section, just big hack
😂😂
Djimon Hanseau filled his canteen with water. In slow motion.
lol yup
I thought it was a joke then later everyone is like we didn’t see you at all drinking water in slow motion from the well in the middle of the field! Ya no one saw that we still think I are an alcoholic
I'm just so perplexed as to why slow motion was constantly used for mundane things. I know Snyder overuses it for action all the time, but there are times he uses it where it serves absolutely no purpose. I just don't get it.
I don't know, the movie Hard Target had an over abundance of slo mo. I used to love Hard Target now I find unwatchable.
BRUH....
After Nemesis tells her boring, vague backstory, they cut to General Titus and he's crying😂
Oh, I know! Those moments were either incredibly boring or very unintentionally funny 😂
Nemesis had no business dying that easily. It’s the one scene which actually sparks some emotion because of how baffling it was that she ended up dead.
I love how she's supposed to be this amazing sword master and she gets taken out by three grunts 😂
They all watched and the kid pops up to attack the guy pissed me off I yelled at the TV
If Zack Snyder was self realizing, he would be Michael Bay. Bay knows he's shit, yet the word "Bayhem" exists despite that. Snyder takes his work way too seriously, and he's also really bad at it.
Yeah, Michael Bay at least knows what he is. Zack Snyder thinks he's like Christopher Nolan, Steven Spielberg or Stanley Kubrick. I think he suffers from delusions of grandeur.
Chris, my brother, I love you and highly respect you for suffering through this bullshit for us. You died for our sanity, you shall be missed 😢.
Thank you, and I'm so grateful that you watched the review! Yeah, it's a dreadful film.
Fun fact: Both movies last under an hour if you cut out the slow-motion.
I believe it!
Hahahaha
I went into this honestly trying to give the movie a fair chance. I didnt want to immediately shit on it because the first movie sucked and that its snyder but that slow motion farming sequence was the straw that broke the camels back for me.
I couldn't believe the amount of time spent on slow-motion farming. So baffling 😂
I'm a lot more excited for this 27 minute review than any of the SLOW MOTION CRAP THIS FILM PROBABLY IS. Also it sounds like those people were getting a little too friendly with that grain.
Thank you so much! I hope you liked the review. Oh, the things they were doing to that grain was so naughty 😂
Aww shit,I've been waiting for this. Chris going full, Juicy!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks! Hope you enjoyed the review
jack on joe rogan says he loves heavy metal comics hence the grape stuff
Yeah, his fascination with that comes off so disturbing.
The SnyyderCult should always be reminded that even though they think critics have it out for Zack, the Audience Scores for the movies he's directed and/or written since 'The Snyder Cut' (RT 93%) are; Army of The Dead (75%), Army of Thieves (69%), Rebel Moon P1 (57%) & P2 (46%). So why haven't the same ppl who rushed to give the Snyder Cut 93% done the same for the rest?!
He's definitely losing fans and many of them seemed to be more obsessed with his DC films. He'll continue to lose support if he keeps making garbage like this. I don't think he has many chances left, if at all.
@@chrisjherman most of his cult following are DC comic fans first.
So this is where you've been. I was wondering why i never see you on Double Toasted anymore.
Hello and welcome to the channel! Hope you enjoyed the review.
I have no interest in finishing the rest of this franchise, but your review was highly entertaining and fun to watch. 👍
"Story time guys.....I'll go first..." 26:25
It's so weird that Zack Snyder thinks that's a good way to provide character depth 😂
I wouldn't mind the slow mo so much if his scripts weren't so stoopid. Netflix is paying him a vault of money. Just hire a decent scriptwriting team. These films should at LEAST meet Fast and Furious standards for dialogue and narrative.
If he took out all the slow motion, his movies would be barely 60 minutes. I would love that 😂
The only movie I saw yesterday was spy x family code white an anime movie based off the manga and anime series "spy x family" I really enjoy it though then not watching rebel moon 2
Spy x Family has been recommended to me in the past. Glad you enjoyed it!
I can't wait for the next movie of Zack Synder's Rebel Moon trilogy. Bring on Rebel Moon: The Wheat Harvester Farmer's Cut edition. 😏😆
Thing with meeting when young woman share some small blankets..it's the most depressive thing that I ever see in my life.Bravo!!
That scene was so bizarre. Came out of nowhere
This is the funniest review I've seen😂😂I knew I could count on you🤝🏾
Wow, thank you so much! I really appreciate it. It's been amazing to see so many people respond so well to the review.
@@chrisjherman No problem I'm glad I found this channel , Keep it up💯
The best are the little wheels that the guy has to keep turning and turning and turning to aim the cannon. He doesn't turn them in slow mo, but the cannon moves in slow mo regardless. Cmon now, really, little manual wheels to aim the cannon on an interstellar spacecraft lol? He even had 2 of them! 1 for up/down and another for left/right, ugh ... and why do the main group of characters care at all about these random farmers from a random planet? I mean what is their motivation to fight for them again, especially considering that a better written script would have simply blown them up in 10 seconds. Is it really because they're ticked off that the evil empire wants to take their grain??? And when did that other girl with her band of fighter pilots who are only women and 1 star wars creature decide they were going to show up, and 15 minutes late I might add? I had no idea someone called them for help. I didn't even remember who they were from the first one, I had to look it up.... And also, why are the bad guys needing this grain again? What is their motivation for demanding the grain, and picking on the farmers? Are they building a death star and need to feed the contractors??? ... I like the imagine they had a public RFP to build this "death star" but there were some discrepancies at the bid opening. So now the actual main bad guy who's name I don't care at all to Google right now, is in the middle of reviewing all the proposals to ensure accuracy with the spec. He had to engage some lawyers and the electrician union is breathing down his neck to get started. And this is why this random ship is out here at this random planet which apparently only has 40 farmers live on, and is why they need grain because there's a hold on the project until everything gets sorted out... They should hire me to write part 3. I'd include an entire hour, in slow mo, of the new king fella looking thru schematics and having Teams meetings with the planning board arguing about the placement of outlets and desks in rooms , what chair styles they should get for the board room, do we really need to spend an extra $4,000 for urinal dividers in the bathrooms .... Last complaint, obviously the blonde farmer girl is the princess, but you only tease that for 2 seconds in the first movie with Jimmy (Jimmy likes deer antlers, DON'T MESS WITH JIMMY, Jimmy's got the hots for princess farmer girl, ok enough Seinfeld jokes), then basically bring her back for movie 2 where her only purpose is to knit some blankets with some deep underlying emotionally driven metaphors about characters that she just met 14 hours ago. She literally has no clue who these people are (just like the audience) and yet she magically has the power to inform us that they're like wolves and lightning and mountains, wtf!... UGH
The only decent movie that dude has is Dawn of the Dead. Everything else sucks ass.
I liked "Watchmen."
I like his Dawn of the Dead as well. I'll give him 300 and The Owls of Ga' Hoole too, but I agree. Everything else he's made is either bad or downright atrocious.
@@chrisjhermanthis is downright boring and horrible
Thank you for watching it, because I tapped out of the first and wasn't wasting my time watching the his.
Thank you for watching the review! It was so bad, but thankfully there's a ton of good movies and TV shows out right now to see.
You want to know what AI filmmaking will look like? This is it...
Wow, you're absolutely right! It feels like a movie made by AI
Perfect review. I don’t know what Zach is thinking and I don’t know why fans gave him a chance after army of the dead I felt so bad for the main girl Ella ( who’s main in fallout) she got so much hate when it was Zachs shit writing that made her character bad
Thank you so much! Yeah, I just don't understand why so many people still give him chances. It's very odd. Very glad that Ella Purnell has such a great role in Fallout now.
Careful now, the Snyder cult is gonna do a rebuttal saying that this movie is "no.1" on Netflix in many countries😂
Thanks! Honestly, I've only seen a small handful of comments aggressively defend the movie and Zack Snyder on this particular review. Hopefully they won't suddenly flood the comments in the next few days 😂
it was a torture....
The slow motion made it even worse too
Reminded me of those cheesy Star Trek episodes where they go down to some planet and eveyone's dressed in silk robes and slippers and living in mud huts!
The mother world are the worst villian group in Sci fi movie history cause they are not threatening or scary at all. At least with the empire and the first order you understand why the heroes feared them. The mother world does nothing to make you care about them being dangerous
Agreed. They're either inept and boring or unintentionally funny every other scene.
I learned the strategic value of GRAIN thanks to this film😂.
Man, the cringe and fakeness in the gathering night where the main "heroes" receive gifts and got completent on their "qualities" is ridiculous😂.
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It was so awful. The slo -mo was excruciating. The characters were so shallow, the round table origin scene was so dumb. The battle scenes with guy with the axes was stupid. Everything was generic trash. You are right on this only good films as well, although I didn't mind justice league syder cut.
see the importance of the wheat will be reveal in the snider cut...but i sure as hell ain't watching it
The wheat being a major plot point is just bonkers to me. They literally make it the most important aspect of the film for 2/3 of the movie 😂
So I watched the raid (which is a totally different genre) but like..their entire premise and plot is just raiding one single building beating the crap outta residents...very basic and straightforward.
How is that....far more entertaining...u could go with so many depth or setting up for the supposedly 4 other installment of this, plus its a whole 2 movie...how is it still bland character and plot wise..just...how
It's a very good question. I think it just comes down to the fact that Zack Snyder has become incredibly self-indulgent, surrounded himself with "yes" men, has come across incredibly narcissistic in recent years and has ignored all criticism of his work. He doesn't strike me as a particularly intelligent person either.
This movie was so bad and boring, it knocked me out like Holloway did Gaethje.
Agreed! The worst thing a movie can be is boring to me.
I don't like grain. It's coarse and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
I hope the grain becomes a legendary way to mock terrible films with pointless scenes
I think you have a great singing voice ,great review by the way and yes the movie was absolutely bloody awful.
Thank you so much! Yeah, the movie is just terrible. Thankfully, there are several great films and TV shows out right now that make great palette cleansers after watching Rebel Moon 😂
I stopped watching when the violin's played in space.😅
That scene was so bad and hilarious 😂
I got about 30 minutes into it last night. Yeah, it's really bad. Bertolucci's "1900" moves faster than this.
That first part is so bad too. Just farming wheat and exposition dumps. Thanks for watching the review too!
Go off king
Thank you! Hope you really enjoyed the review as well.
@@chrisjherman always do!!
Even as someone who loves Man of Steel I find Rebel Moon to be absolute crap. Like no more Rebel Moon please
I do wonder if Netflix will continue to have Zack Snyder make these movies despite how reviled the films are.
This movie was dumb and stupid. I was a silent Synder supporter but this is it for me. Everyone invovled with this should be visibly ashamed of themselves.
Yeah, it's just atrocious. Do you think Netflix will greenlight the sequels?
@@chrisjherman If they have any sense of self preservation they will not!
You are way too kind. All the morality BS is unbearable. Main protagonist is a child killer Nazi supporting an "adoptive" psychopath father who killed her family and destroyed her world and only regret it because she is double crossed ... then try to abandon the village like a coward, then is simpleton trusting a smuggler "I will do it for free" then kills innocent medics, coal slaves and even Gunner just because she did not keep her disguise leading to gunner's death ... and I am just scratching how despicable she is ^^
I think this is first time anyone has said I'm being too kind to Zack Snyder as a filmmaker, but thank you as well 😆😊
you are too little in your thumbnails. vertically you've got to take up 80-90% of the space
I feel like that's way too much, but thanks for the feedback.
Scargiver??? im no faqgiver, so i can't givvafaq
Huh? 🤣
Zack is a fantastic director but there is no joy or levity in his movies. All characters are sad victims. Crying. No character says yeah, I killed a bunch of people for fun, but I was drunk and my buddy dared me. But this rebel thing touched me so I want to repay for my unjust doings. Most great protagonist are born from asshole attitudes.
He can't write a competent story or provide character depth to save his life. I don't think he's a very good director either, but he's an even worse storyteller.
one hour slowmo farming ;) woke holliweed failed zak bs
Huh? 🤣
A 30 min review? Why? I might just aswell see the movie... Bloody hell...
My review is so much better than the movie 😃
Grow up, it's a fucking excellent movie. Performative dislikes are so goofy and pathetic.
excellent movie? 😅🤣😂🤣😅😂😅
Them using archaic tools isn't the problem, it's not explaining why that hurts the story. Dune has whole armies that only use swords and it's fine.
Yes, more depth was necessary. This whole universe is so surface level.
In Dune, the soldiers are using individual force fields which don't let weapons using bullets or even beams pass. A large difference to using archaic tools without being forced to.... 😁
I'm surprised that you didn't mention the band playing the scene with the king being assassinated, absolutely hilarious.
I should have! I think I mentioned it later on my stream, but that scene was so unintentionally funny 🤣
Snyder sucks so bad
He really does. I just wish he would leave filmmaking altogether. He's getting worse.
@@chrisjhermanI agreed with you
Sounds more like Harvest Moon than Rebel Moon.
Synder really outdid himself with the slow-motion farming. This movie was worse than the first one.
Stop. For real, was there slow motion farming lmao.
@@moderndancingfool yup and it went on for a while with no dialogue. lol
Certainly top 5 harvesting moment of all time
I heard about the slow mo farming and thought it couldn't be that bad, but it was much worse.
I was laughing from exasperation during the slow-motion farming sequence. It went on for so long! 😂
That opera moment 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Thanks! It's so silly when it happens in the movie 😂
Most video reviews of Scargiver hold back on the ridiculousness of this film. But this is by far the is most entertaining review of Scargiver. I’m pretty sure the extra hour in the director’s cut will be more about farming grain. The grain had more backstory than any of the other supporting characters.
Wow! Thank you so much! I'm so happy you enjoyed the review. I think you're right about his director's cut. No story or characterization. Just more farming and backstory on wheat 😂
@@chrisjherman WHEATGIVER!
Most 😮 WTF of part 2.
- the assassination of the KING by Baltus with violinists 🎻 who play ambient music.
- NEMESIS tells her story: she cuts off her arms to put on prosthetics...she tolerates the pain well..
- JIMMY faces the tank in front of soldiers who do not shoot, one more tank shot from Jimmy..
- The end dialogue between KORA and TITUS he tells him that Princess ISSA is still alive!?
All ridiculous scenes. Just reading them makes me feel exasperated. Thanks for watching too!
@@chrisjherman The most WTF 😬 of WTF.
Kora confides in Gunnar, she is the one who kills Princess ISSA we see her fall, a light appears...she is apparently dead.
At the end TITUS tells KORA Princess ISSA is still alive "we must find her and Fight"
This is big WTF. Anything !
Dumbest movie I’ve seen since this other movie I watched a while back. I think it was called Rebel Moon 1 or something.
I think I've heard of that movie! 😂
The Empirium ship works on coal.
That was such a weird, goofy reveal 🤣
Just wait for the 5 hour snyder cut chris! You'll love it😂
Gonna probably skip those! 😂
Every Snyder Netflix film is a first draft that needed far more talented people to overhaul it.
Absolutely, there are hundreds of filmmakers that are infinitely more talented than Zack Snyder.
I’m honestly shocked that this was worse than the first movie its actually impressive how much worse compared to the first it is.
I didn't even think it could be worse either, but here we are!
I've been saying that Zack Snyder is a terrible director since Man of Steel but they said I was a Snyder hater. Now they're starting to realize that bro is a hack and con artist and it's really funny to watch.
It's so fucking dull, I can't even hate it as much as the first which was at least hilarious for how terrible the rip off game was. But this is easily Snyder's least interesting film by far
I agree with you on how dull the movie is. The worst thing a movie can be is boring and this film is painfully dull most of the time.
I just watched a bunch of reviews. Watched half the first one and said naaaawww.
You're not missing anything. So many better films and TV shows out right now. Thank you for the support!
@@chrisjherman you got that right! Older I get the more I invest my time on movies and tv shows I actually am interested in. NP Chris keep up the good work!
I must see this cinematic dumpster fire!
My condolences to you! Thanks for checking out the review as well.
Spot on review!🎯
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed the review
A new subscriber to defeat the evil TH-cam algorithm 🖖🏽
Thanks again! Yup, been battling that algorithm for a while now. Starting to understand it a bit better.
Your review had me bawling out of laughter. Thanks dude!
Thank you so much! I'm so glad you enjoyed the review. It was terrible to watch, but it was a blast to mock and review 😂
Excellent Review and analysis 👍
Thank you! I'm so happy you enjoyed the review. A terrible film, but fun to talk about.
Very entertaining 😆
Thank you! Glad you liked the review.
they could have done a star trek generation idea or dune idea, where the land create some form of special grain that enhances strenght or life.. in some way and the Empire wants it for themselves so they threaten these naative people who have the knowledge to harvest them.. Also the product is limited release..
Zach must have really liked A Bugs Life
It's definitely his favorite Pixar film 😂
Brother Chris, You Are The Best Film Reviewer & I Wish You Can Invite a Few People Over To Do More Movie Reviews With You.
Dam I kinda don’t wanna see it lol I know I’m gonna get mad ! How did Zack Snyder get so bad ! I love his man of steel and 300
I think Snyder has become incredibly self-indulgent and suffers from delusions of grandeur. He's surrounded himself with yes men and is incapable of receiving criticism. He's probably gonna keep getting worse until he runs out of chances.
Man of Steel sucked.
It looks more like Samurai 7 than Seven Samurai, which both are almost the same premise of course but Samurai 7 is more sci-fi/steampunk. I feel like Zach Snyder just watched Samurai 7 on Netflix or something and decided to make Rebel Moon thinking he could do it better. But with none of the fun involved, and Samurai 7 didn't really live up to Seven Samurai to begin with. At least Samurai 7 justifies its length somewhat compared to this where we just wish Zach would just stop writing his own films.
Cutting Anything by sythe is slowwwwww and inefficient. You can see how the addition of simple horsepower and pulled blades drastically improved both yield and speed of harvestinh, as well as reducing manpower. It's insulting the viewers to suggest that Sythes are the peak of that people's technological advancement as they share a known reality woth galaxy-crossing spaceships.
Scargiver sounds like just desserts for bothering to sit through either Rebel Moon film. You have taken the bullet for us, Chris. But no one deserves the tedious trauma that Zack inflicted on the collective world by releasing this waterfall of turds.
They should have at least made the gain be important to the Resurrection pod.
Well that would just make sense
The grain, while always silly, should have been irrelevant at the start of the film.
This may be one of the worst constructed films I've ever seen. There's no second act. It's filler and flash backs until the big fight at the end. Somehow, this movie managed to strip away all forms of plot and character development. I can't even enjoy this as a big dumb action film because a big dumb action film will include big dumb action throughout its entire runtime. The characters in Rebel Moon do nothing for the first 80-90 minutes, which would be fine if not for the aforementioned lack of character development. Never mind the fact that the story itself is ridiculous. All this over a relatively small amount of grain?!? It's like the Death Star expecting the local bodega to feed it's entire crew.
The fact that so much of the movie revolves around grain is ridiculous. It sounds unbelievable and yet, here we are. Thanks for watching!
I had to force myself to finish watching it. I didn't think it would be worse than the first one. Its much worse than the first one. And Zack, if by any chance you ever read this, EVERYTHING DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN SLOW MOTION!!!! Add i didn't care anything for the characters or their struggles. So when a main character died i felt nothing. Even tho you made sure to tell us we should cuz their deaths would get super xtra slow motion. Also the prince dude going into a sci fi space combat with hand held sharpie things. Like really? I remember one guy he killed, the soldier tried to hit him physically with his rifle. You know, instead of oh i don't know, shooting prince dude.
Agreed, I think it's worse than the first film as well. The slow motion made the film drag so much. Probably could have been 90 minutes at most if the slow motion was removed.
You know I'm just going to watch roger corman's star wars rip off battle beyond the stars instead it's a lot of fun and only 90 minutes long
I actually want to do a watch party for Battle Beyond the Stars sometime soon on my Discord. I figure it would be fun to watch with my community in the coming weeks.
Gonna have to disagree that they don't have sci-fi tech for farming.
Yes, they use backbreaking, pre-industrial Scythes to manually harvest hundreds of acres of wheat, but carrying bushels of wheat? no that's too much! for that they have anti-gravity carts
(That did make me wonder why they have thrusters on their ships if they have mastered gravity manipulation but that's another issue)
You got me with the hover carts! Still, it's so bizarre that this advanced sci-fi universe doesn't have modern farming equipment 😂
Your negative a d cruel comments cannot stop millions of fans from watching and enjoing Rebel Moon 2 ON Netflix!
When did I say I was trying to stop people from watching the movie? I think it's absolutely terrible, but I'm not trying to stop anyone from watching it 😆
Lol I never even saw the first one. I'm a fan of Star Wars 1 through 9 but there's just too many Star Wars shows and movies that kind of made me lose interest.
Both these films are worse than any of the worst Star Wars movies
@@chrisjherman It's that "We will call it the Star Wars universe just to make it a cash grab and post the characters on items you'd find at the grocery store but....technically...."
At least it was better than Dune 2.
Said no one but you. 😂
That's a very silly thing to say 😂
It's not better that Dune 2