Alfred, thank you!!! I’m the Reggie. My daughter Emily is the best and you rock. I love your show. You content and personality are the high point of South Florida. Thank you
Alfred I've got a great idea for you and the chit show. When the boats come in and dock, have a loud speaker with the sounds of the old game show on it. Like Price is Right and when they win it'll have the sound of bells going off. Then when they f'up, the sound of the dropping tone (The FAIL sound) Have it loud enough for the docks to hear it. It'll be a vendetta for the boaters to NOT get the "fail" sound! Ya GOTTA do this!!!! Hilarious!
Out on the Reef He started with a 19ft jet propulsion center counsel which he took to the bahamas. It was so inspirational that we bought a 25 ft Parker and started to cruise the outer islands of the Bahamas.
I loved my old Chevy Z71, best truck I ever owned. 327,000 miles until it was totaled in an accident, got t-boned and flipped over 4x. Walked away injury less
Yeah, and the other thing is that the captains never seem to be aware of what all of their boat aft of their helm position is doing, or where it is going whenever it's not following the front half going forward. I've never seen so many incompetent boat owners anywhere else in Florida. And tow vehicle drivers who don't seem to know when they should shift their 4WD into 4WD! What must they be teaching in those boater ed classes; does Florida even have those, still?
I don't understand why there are so many line fails! I use the single line method and just drop it over the cleat on the dock (or pole). Simple and quick.
@@tckelley71 Your method sounds good, but what happens is a non-sailor takes the bow or stern line to the Dock and then wrap those lines around the piling 40 times ! :(
Keep a small container of cat litter or coarse sand in the truck. When the tires spin on a slick ramp, toss a handful of the cat litter under each tire. It won't get you out, but cats will piss on your tires.
Greatest show on Planet Earth 🌏. The Chit Show. This is your bread and butter. Your the original, the only. I can hear the Top Gun Video music in the background. Love these videos. Alfred is always breaking new ground. He is in the Danger Zone.
@@AlfredMontaner being the big Chief isn't easy, your making alot of copycats. Theres only one Alfred and "wait for it,, wait for it.." the original CHIT SHOW. Get off my lawn!! Alfred would say.. Danger Zone.. go Alfred go.. Greatest Utube Show On Earth.
Keep it up I like your show looking for a boat I saw you at the boat show… I think it’s great when you go over what they have to offer. Say hi to Fred for me and happy Father’s Day brother
Looking good a month later. New to this 🥳 party. 46 min. in things start to happen. Your too funny. 59 minutes in you at your best. No stand up in your regular life?? You miss your calling??
If folks are going to tow heavy boats or travel trailers they should have 4wd vehicles a little preparation before towing can get rid of many headaches on the ramps
Looked like the guy in the Parker took the name seriously. Dumped the boat in the water and parked it at the ramp for the day. Entered the stream at 9:33 and was out of the water at 43 minutes and change. Wow.
I don't get the whole tying off to the inside of the ramp thing. No one I know would be caught dead doing it unless there's some pretty extreme cross/tail winds. I guess that's what you're supposed to do at this particular ramp?!?! Curious. Good commentary on the video. Entertaining even when nothing is happening.
Squealing tires does not mean bad truck, I bought a car years ago that had a set of those 4 for $99 specials on it. Those were the worst tires you could ever have in wet weather. At a stop light or sign with even the slightest uphill to start off and they would squeal just as bad as the truck did. It was nearly impossible to start out if the ground was wet without squealing the tires. Not a bad truck, cheap tires is the likely culprit. The weirdest part, you could stop without to much happening, taking off was like you had slicks on and the road was covered with oil.
Alfred, so does no one in Miami have a 4x4 truck? Up here north of the border, we all have 4x4 s and flip to Auto mode to launch. Just asking for a friend, lol
I didn’t explain the lines very good.what I meant to say was take the bow line and fasten it to the stern line leaving some slack so one person can control the boat from the dock or wall as soon as that person has control of the boat the captain relinquishes control.
Having gone thru a lot of locks in upstate New York when we were in boating we would tie a bow line to the stern line when entering a lock,leaving some slack in the line as I would snuggle up to the wall with the boat my wife would get off and control the boat from the wall we had a 42 ft Trojan motor yacht as soon as she was holding the boat to the wall the captain at that point let’s her control the boat
As cars are equipped with interior air bags to protect dimwits there should be auto deploying air "collars" on the exterior upper gunwales of boats under 28 feet long to modify impacts of "Knuckle Head" operators.
If you have deep pockets for a boat rig you’d better precede your purchase with a 4-wheel drive , all wheel drive vehicle before Alfred will give you the bloob-bloob-bloob at the boat ramp !
Hi been watching you for about 3 months every night after work and I am a fl native been boating all my life How come all the boats with 2 engines or more have such a hard time docking when you can make the boat go sideways
Matthew two reasons, 1. lack of knowledge 2. Three currents that confuse many a boater. Another problem that they bring on themselves,, they shut the engines off too soon. Have a nice Day.
Don't make fun of that small boat. You don't know what I would do to be on that boat striper fishing in Newburyport, MA. That thing would be the Queen Mary for me.
Alfred have you ever made mahi-mahi beef jerky I used to work on the swordfish boats out of San Diego and it was delicious Better than any beef jerky I’ve ever had
Geez, 2 1/2 minutes in and you call that "Dicey"? Dam! I'd do that at 63 years old up here in the north an not bat an eyelash. You Fla guys gotta toughen up. Half the stuff I see here is nothing. I love the videos though. Keep'em coming !
''you overtook me in a nowake, you HAD to have seen me!!!'' sigh.... prolly a rental and he was at :55 it has to be out of water on the trailer before :00 or the next full hour will be charged.... or something such as that kina chizza!! :)
Alfred, thank you!!! I’m the Reggie. My daughter Emily is the best and you rock. I love your show. You content and personality are the high point of South Florida. Thank you
Happy Fathers Day Reggie !
@@AlfredMontaner Nice shout out Brother, and the Chit Sho community just continues to grow bigger and stronger!! Best wishes Bro 🤙😎
Driver of Prince boat is a very dangerous captain slamming the throttle with people on the bow in such tight spaces.
Oh my you are awesome. Love this I can’t stop watching. Go to sleep watching lol. My wife says what are you laughing at. Chit Show… God bless
Love your content and commentary, you ROCK Alfred, don't ever change.
Your show is very addictive. Just can’t turn it off. I am always waiting for it
Alfred I've got a great idea for you and the chit show.
When the boats come in and dock, have a loud speaker with the sounds of the old game show on it. Like Price is Right and when they win it'll have the sound of bells going off.
Then when they f'up, the sound of the dropping tone (The FAIL sound)
Have it loud enough for the docks to hear it. It'll be a vendetta for the boaters to NOT get the "fail" sound!
Ya GOTTA do this!!!! Hilarious!
Luv ya Shows Alfred ! Your commentary is so good many a time. Have a nice Day. Long Island, NY in the house.
It's amazing how many people unload or pull in and just sit there at the dock and tie things up for way longer then need be.
Out on the Reef
He started with a 19ft jet propulsion center counsel which he took to the bahamas. It was so inspirational that we bought a 25 ft Parker and started to cruise the outer islands of the Bahamas.
I loved my old Chevy Z71, best truck I ever owned. 327,000 miles until it was totaled in an accident, got t-boned and flipped over 4x. Walked away injury less
*uninjured
32:15 Out on the reef - He used to take the yamaha jetboat fsh to Bahamas now he has the parker that he calls crooked pilot house. Great channel!
Why do only like 3% of boaters in Miami actually have lines in hand ready to go when approaching the dock. It's maddening (but hilarious) to watch
Yeah, and the other thing is that the captains never seem to be aware of what all of their boat aft of their helm position is doing,
or where it is going whenever it's not following the front half going forward. I've never seen so many incompetent boat owners
anywhere else in Florida. And tow vehicle drivers who don't seem to know when they should shift their 4WD into 4WD! What must they be teaching in those boater ed classes; does Florida even have those, still?
Few lines are ever ready, and even fewer (if any) fenders.
It’s a mystery…
I don't understand why there are so many line fails! I use the single line method and just drop it over the cleat on the dock (or pole). Simple and quick.
@@tckelley71 Your method sounds good, but what happens is a non-sailor takes the bow or stern line to the Dock and then wrap those lines around the piling 40 times ! :(
Keep a small container of cat litter or coarse sand in the truck. When the tires spin on a slick ramp, toss a handful of the cat litter under each tire. It won't get you out, but cats will piss on your tires.
Greatest show on Planet Earth 🌏. The Chit Show. This is your bread and butter. Your the original, the only. I can hear the Top Gun Video music in the background. Love these videos.
Alfred is always breaking new ground. He is in the Danger Zone.
Thanks Big best dam comment i can read after a long day of work
@@AlfredMontaner being the big Chief isn't easy, your making alot of copycats. Theres only one Alfred and "wait for it,, wait for it.." the original CHIT SHOW. Get off my lawn!! Alfred would say..
Danger Zone.. go Alfred go..
Greatest Utube Show On Earth.
Alfred is so amazing. Chit show is the best.. Great job..
Out on the reef is awsome show watch him all the time like i do alfred lol both very very awsome . wait fooooorrrr it lol.
Love the Chit show all the way from Australia ( Peter )
Everybody is always backing up their boats without even a hint of looking behind them to make sure they aren't backing into anyone/ anything.
Nice Recovery On The Once Live Stream! Fun And Entertainment At The Same Time!! Love The "Chit Sow." :-)
Watching from Australia. Howard Williams Marine. Great show
Great show brother, always a fun time👊🏼👊🏼
I got email im gonna buy one of your Rc boats
Richard here from -45 in Winnipeg Manitoba. Keep it going amigo.
Very Nice! Great Virtual Tour! 👍👍😊😊
I love your shows all the way from Rankin Inlet Nunavut❤️
I was told about 2 weeks ago that Fred was relocated. I didnt believe it but it makes sense now if you say you havent seen him in 10 days
Your commentary is hilarious! Sorry we missed the live Chit Show but we are catching up. 😎
Alfred, another winner. Bravo!
watched the livestream until all was lost!
this was worth the re-watch!
👍
Put a bag of cat litter in your truck if it's only 2 wheel drive it works on slick concrete
Alfred you need a traveling chit show
Thanks for the vid.. didn’t catch me this time. But I’m sure there will be more chances 🤣😂
Dwight from Good Seamaritan Resue... Glendale Arizona... just getting to bed... Been a busy night at the lake LOL
I put my coat in the closet, my Penn friend puts his in the cupboard. The cupboard in my area is a side board or countertop! Fun stuff!
HOWDY FROM TENNESSEE!! Y'ALL!!!
LOVE YOUR CHANNEL ALFRED!! I NEVER MISS A POST!!
Thanks Jerry !
Keep it up I like your show looking for a boat I saw you at the boat show… I think it’s great when you go over what they have to offer. Say hi to Fred for me and happy Father’s Day brother
Looking good a month later. New to this 🥳 party.
46 min. in things start to happen.
Your too funny. 59 minutes in you at your best. No stand up in your regular life?? You miss your calling??
I don't know about the reliability of T-Mobile in S. Fl, but it sucks for air here in Central Fl.
OMG…I love Panama City Beach…I want to live there someday🌴
The netherlands in the house
Hi Alfred had to watch the rerun went bass fishing today did very well 🐊🐊
You ever see people put something under the tires . You think dry cat litter will work for traction
how long should it take a new boat owner to be able to park their boat smoothly and effectively?
If folks are going to tow heavy boats or travel trailers they should have 4wd vehicles a little preparation before towing can get rid of many headaches on the ramps
Ask FWC about Fred. Seems like he would not abandon his grocery store?
Looked like the guy in the Parker took the name seriously. Dumped the boat in the water and parked it at the ramp for the day. Entered the stream at 9:33 and was out of the water at 43 minutes and change. Wow.
Texas in the house happy fathers day to all
That Mahi sure wasn't nothing to write home about, let alone fillet out ! Better Luck next time !
Love the " Chit Show."
Alfred, thanks for a look at the "Salt Life"
HHH Boatworks in Princeton (right down the road) has built a beautiful Catamaran. Maybe you can do a review of their 35’ Cat.
Alfred im happy i found this channel love the content keep it up im a new sub and
I don't get the whole tying off to the inside of the ramp thing. No one I know would be caught dead doing it unless there's some pretty extreme cross/tail winds. I guess that's what you're supposed to do at this particular ramp?!?! Curious. Good commentary on the video. Entertaining even when nothing is happening.
"Toss me the baby" that s funny! I have to admit though, sounds like a lot of work, I would have said toss me a beer!
Squealing tires does not mean bad truck, I bought a car years ago that had a set of those 4 for $99 specials on it. Those were the worst tires you could ever have in wet weather. At a stop light or sign with even the slightest uphill to start off and they would squeal just as bad as the truck did. It was nearly impossible to start out if the ground was wet without squealing the tires. Not a bad truck, cheap tires is the likely culprit. The weirdest part, you could stop without to much happening, taking off was like you had slicks on and the road was covered with oil.
New drinking game, drink every time he say “bro”. You’ll be smashed in no time.
Alfred, so does no one in Miami have a 4x4 truck? Up here north of the border, we all have 4x4 s and flip to Auto mode to launch.
Just asking for a friend, lol
The boat with the children is really down in the water.
I didn’t explain the lines very good.what I meant to say was take the bow line and fasten it to the stern line leaving some slack so one person can control the boat from the dock or wall as soon as that person has control of the boat the captain relinquishes control.
Having gone thru a lot of locks in upstate New York when we were in boating we would tie a bow line to the stern line when entering a lock,leaving some slack in the line as I would snuggle up to the wall with the boat my wife would get off and control the boat from the wall we had a 42 ft Trojan motor yacht as soon as she was holding the boat to the wall the captain at that point let’s her control the boat
seems there most have outboards, but where i live most have Stern or inboard. .
We need outboards because it is shallow in many areas and many of these boaters like to go to a Sandbar and party all day !
As cars are equipped with interior air bags to protect dimwits there should be auto deploying air "collars" on the exterior upper gunwales of boats under 28 feet long to modify impacts of "Knuckle Head" operators.
I like your show I'm at tygart lake in grafton wv
A lot better than last night live stream
That Contender is Snazzy!
Watching this video was stressful. Mooring and slip rentals are so much easier.
Dave in Seattle Seahawks love boating.
Guy in the contender wit a black & white hat on 6:30 looks like Dexter. Jajajajjajajajaja😒😎🤜🏽💔
James stutts is here watching you live on chit chat show
What amazes me is the number of people who don’t wear life jackets.
Child support and Fred’s gone!!!! No worries he’ll back back they all come back 😂
Fred the Croc will be back, he already knows this is HIS place ! :)
Hi Alfred, i, am looking from germany. it`s amazing. greats.
If you have deep pockets for a boat rig you’d better precede your purchase with a 4-wheel drive , all wheel drive vehicle before Alfred will give you the bloob-bloob-bloob at the boat ramp !
They don't know how to put it in four wheel drive , idiots
I love you videos but when zooming and panning, can you do it slowly? Thanks
They needed a hefty heifer on the back of that thing to get it out of there
Crooked Pilothouse is the name of Channel.
That ramp has a horrible surface for regular vehicals pulling boats out unless you have 4 wheel drive. The ramps here are as rough as grandma's feet.
Hi Alfred, .... keep up the great work. Happy Fathers Day
You missed the broken boat trailer light.
Hi been watching you for about 3 months every night after work and I am a fl native been boating all my life
How come all the boats with 2 engines or more have such a hard time docking when you can make the boat go sideways
Matthew two reasons, 1. lack of knowledge 2. Three currents that confuse many a boater. Another problem that they bring on themselves,, they shut the engines off too soon. Have a nice Day.
Don't make fun of that small boat. You don't know what I would do to be on that boat striper fishing in Newburyport, MA. That thing would be the Queen Mary for me.
20:29 - Best part. Hands down. 😂 🤦♂️
The stream look great
High quality video as always
watching from vancouver canada
Alfred have you ever made mahi-mahi beef jerky I used to work on the swordfish boats out of San Diego and it was delicious Better than any beef jerky I’ve ever had
No but let me know how
I like the Captain Iglesias
Geez, 2 1/2 minutes in and you call that "Dicey"? Dam! I'd do that at 63 years old up here in the north an not bat an eyelash. You Fla guys gotta toughen up. Half the stuff I see here is nothing. I love the videos though. Keep'em coming !
@@darkprose Imperil children? Too funny.
THose pickup need to get 4x4
Hello form Jacksonville Fl.
Happy Father's day to you Alfred 🤗
I love ❤️ 😍 💖 ❣️ that boat!
people in 4x4s spinning their back tires i have yet to see one of them put it in 4x4 when they start spinning
Title: "Chit Show is Hilarious until your on it !"
* Until *you're* on it.
Alfred, what camera are you filming with? Thank you in advance 🙏
The Von Traps Salem Massachusetts here!!! Love The Chit Show!!!
''you overtook me in a nowake, you HAD to have seen me!!!'' sigh.... prolly a rental and he was at :55 it has to be out of water on the trailer before :00 or the next full hour will be charged.... or something such as that kina chizza!! :)
What up Al? Been awhile. Hope you have a great father day with family
Looks good on my end
What's the reason behind the jumping?
50 % of the time it helps the traction, the other 50 it actually hurts !
Hey from Houston north.
Boom boom,thanks to the one in the bi ki ni.