The date started off so well Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life She was perfect from what I could tell How could I not see the danger right in front of me? My favorite food is fish Baby, that's my favorite too I love cartoon dogs Baby, I love Scooby Doo Hey girl, what's your favorite film? She said, the best movie of all A masterpiece of art called Human Centipede Human Centipede I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight Human Centipede Not ironically She said, "The costume design was a highlight" I like it for the plot Tell me what the plot's about German doctor sews three people Ass to mouth Cool! Human Centipede Please god save me I think that's a red flag I don't want to get stabbed She said, "Human Centipede is a tour de force" I think, "Holy shit I'm gonna be the main course" She said, "I admire the narrative of character growth" I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code Why are you blinking so much? I've got something in my eye Here, let me get it out No thank you, I don't wanna die Bonjour, sir was blinking at me Is this because your date is a freak? No Very good then, bon appétit Stop hiding behind your silly made-up red flag To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses My heart's got bruises but I'm ready to choose this love You could be my world, the love of my life One day we'll get married and be husband and wife With a tasteful ceremony, and the wedding of our dreams Only if the wedding is themed Tell me what the theme's gonna be! Human Centipede Human Centipede That way we could save on the catering bill Human Centipede Only one mouth to feed If you are the best man You know the deal (Pucker up) I can finally open myself up to love I can finally sew a mouth to a butt 🪄💫
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The date started off so well
Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life
She was perfect from what I could tell
How could I not see the danger right in front of me?
My favorite food is fish
Baby, that's my favorite too
I love cartoon dogs
Baby, I love Scooby Doo
Hey girl, what's your favorite film?
She said, the best movie of all
A masterpiece of art called
Human Centipede
Human Centipede
I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight
Human Centipede
Not ironically
She said, "The costume design was a highlight"
I like it for the plot
Tell me what the plot's about
German doctor sews three people
Ass to mouth
Cool!
Human Centipede
Please god save me
I think that's a red flag
I don't want to get stabbed
She said, "Human Centipede is a tour de force"
I think, "Holy shit I'm gonna be the main course"
She said, "I admire the narrative of character growth"
I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code
Why are you blinking so much?
I've got something in my eye
Here, let me get it out
No thank you, I don't wanna die
Bonjour, sir was blinking at me
Is this because your date is a freak?
No
Very good then, bon appétit
Stop hiding behind your silly made-up red flag
To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had
Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses
My heart's got bruises but I'm ready to choose this love
You could be my world, the love of my life
One day we'll get married and be husband and wife
With a tasteful ceremony, and the wedding of our dreams
Only if the wedding is themed
Tell me what the theme's gonna be!
Human Centipede
Human Centipede
That way we could save on the catering bill
Human Centipede
Only one mouth to feed
If you are the best man
You know the deal (Pucker up)
I can finally open myself up to love
I can finally sew a mouth to a butt
🪄💫
Who asked
@@laurenbrowne8514 I did 😘
@@gempoozu for your opinion
@@hydro.zi0 hi baller 👋
Wow it’s like you just listened to the same song as the rest of us
Still my favorite part is her singing you can be the love of my life it sounds so angelic
Baby I love Scooby doo
Hey girl, what's your favorite film?
She said, the best movie of all, a masterpiece of art called
*HU.MAN.CENTI.PEDE*
HU-MAN CENTI-PEDEE
(I think that I'm gonna get murdered toniiiight)
Best part- WHY ARE YOU BLINK SO FAST😐😐. 😂😂
Yay finally someone who likes the same part!❤😂
ING I LOVE THAT PART
Much* hahaha
Mine is "Human centipede, human centipede~"
@@ShadowisAlivemine was "I think that a red flag. I don't want to get stabbed!"
THE LAST PART "I CAN FINALLY SEW A MOUTH TO A BUTT"😂
easily best line in the whole song lol
I can see the video in my head
Me too
HUMAN CENTIPEDE
HUMAN CENTIPEDE
HUMAN CENTIPEDE !!!!
HUMAN CENTIPEDE!!!!!!
That was QUICK
why does this go so much harder than the og
0:53 это прекрасно
Русский бебрик?..
Вообще то это тоже 0:21
@@Sasha_ok_saniКто?...
@@Sasha_ok_sani1:32 тоже топ
С новым годом;)
YOU MADE THIS SONG A LOT BETTER!!😍😍😍
Istg I love that song
real
I LOBE THIS SPNG TBH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR- HELP THE THUMBNAIL😂😂😂😂
i love this so much i was dancin to this in the shower
0:22 just for me
Bro I thought this was gonna be garbage - not disappointed at all
THE THUBNAIL I'M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH
Ngl a human centipede wedding sounds dope
fr ive never been into wedding but if i ever do have one i might make it human centipede themed
Yeah itd rlly bring everythone together
of course there’s a nightcore version
is it bad?
@@gempoozu no its not bad, its amazing 🤩
No thank you I don’t wanna die!
The🙃night😃started😉off😆so💝well,💋begin🤌my💀night😔
When dwarfs sing red flags:
I can see the pixels what
HELP I KNOW ITS A BUG WHEN I TRIED DOING THE VID
Does this not sound like Alvin and the chipmunks??????
0:49
hi...
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same bro
@@awwwasyutayonaho kyoush
*lip bite*
I stg speeding up songs ruin them
then don't watch 🙂
@@milesluna1040 But they still ruin the song, this makes Tom Cardy sound like an Australian chipmunk
@@Piedem1imo it doesnt. it still sounds nice
@@milesluna1040dude, me farting and shitting into a speaker would sound arguably better than this.
The date started i m so well