OMG this was painful to watch. Dale doesnt understand the basics of the game, even with his chat trying in vain to help him. Dale obviously got online and searched for optimal character and kart combos, picking one of the best from last season. Waluigi on Teddy is better, Yoshi on Teddy with roller is even better. But even having the best setup won't help you when you cant even mini-turbo, or jump boost, has sub-optimal item use, never goes for pairs and keeps praying for a 'bullet'.
All the things Dale does wrong in Mario Kart: -Doesn't even bother picking up coins -Barely drifts and when he does drift it's either too early or too late and ends up drifting too far and hitting obstacles because of it -Keeps going out of bounds and into the grass or sand, mainly due to the drifting. -Doesn't do tricks -Complains that others are "cheating" when he gets hit by an item. No, Dale. That's how the game works. -Says he'll just look up a TH-cam video and he'll be good (he was wrong) -Whines and asks why are people passing him... in a racing game... -Begs for a bullet bill every time he's starts getting passed by other racers (which is a lot) -Uses up all three of his mushrooms in one go instead of one at a time. In fact, he doesn't use any of his items optimally at all. It physically hurts watching Dale play because I'm both laughing and holding my head in disbelief. 🤣
3:43 GET OFF THE SAND 6:53 GET OFF THE SNOW 17:08 Get off the Grass Part 2, this time it's personal 25:24 The Lightning/Morton honk combo got me laughing my ass off
Hockey was a real one. Kicked ass the whole game. Gave LTG a pity 10th place at one point, got ban threatened over it, then just went back to kicking ass.
I have honestly never seen someone be less lively than this guy while playing mario kart, no frustration or joy, no emotion is just...empty most of the time. Why is he even playing? Is he having fun? Is he ok?
Dude he just uses his triple mushrooms right away instead of conserving them for a shortcut that could possibly help him and he wants to say its corny, yeah stay salty Dale.
in every mario game players have access to the 2 best racers in the game early on (toad and yoshi) and he chooses waluigi on the 2nd slowest bike in the game. my combo is normally yoshi with yoshi bike and slim red tires and cloud parachute and i ended up beating majority of the time trials with that set up to get gold tires. low tier god should have picked toad with pipe frame kart and default tires and he would have gotten use to the handling better. also you can bet when mario kart 9 comes out im sticking to yoshi like i always have.
OMG this was painful to watch. Dale doesnt understand the basics of the game, even with his chat trying in vain to help him. Dale obviously got online and searched for optimal character and kart combos, picking one of the best from last season. Waluigi on Teddy is better, Yoshi on Teddy with roller is even better. But even having the best setup won't help you when you cant even mini-turbo, or jump boost, has sub-optimal item use, never goes for pairs and keeps praying for a 'bullet'.
Then why watch? If it hurts your eyes so much you chose to watch it. 🤦♂️
I think the worst part of this is his echo chamber of a chat accusing the other racers of cheating as some desperate attempt to please their master
Hard evidence that Dale Wilson is legitimately special needs.
Don't compare LTG to the people running tech support for you tomorrow. 😂
24:22 what goes up must come down 😂
All the things Dale does wrong in Mario Kart:
-Doesn't even bother picking up coins
-Barely drifts and when he does drift it's either too early or too late and ends up drifting too far and hitting obstacles because of it
-Keeps going out of bounds and into the grass or sand, mainly due to the drifting.
-Doesn't do tricks
-Complains that others are "cheating" when he gets hit by an item. No, Dale. That's how the game works.
-Says he'll just look up a TH-cam video and he'll be good (he was wrong)
-Whines and asks why are people passing him... in a racing game...
-Begs for a bullet bill every time he's starts getting passed by other racers (which is a lot)
-Uses up all three of his mushrooms in one go instead of one at a time. In fact, he doesn't use any of his items optimally at all.
It physically hurts watching Dale play because I'm both laughing and holding my head in disbelief. 🤣
So in simple terms: everything
9:07 lol we both said you clearly do at the exact same time 😂
3:43 GET OFF THE SAND
6:53 GET OFF THE SNOW
17:08 Get off the Grass Part 2, this time it's personal
25:24 The Lightning/Morton honk combo got me laughing my ass off
i haven’t played since the dlc tracks were announced. even i know i’ll do well because of the OBVIOUS speedboost placements and mini-turbos
Hockey was a real one. Kicked ass the whole game. Gave LTG a pity 10th place at one point, got ban threatened over it, then just went back to kicking ass.
For a supposedly self made man, he surely wishes he could cheat in a lot of things
Not only is he bad at every single video that exists, he's bad at being a dad for his 10 year old daughter.
I was confused how he was actually getting consistent 11th places then i realised there was no 12th
His horrible gameplay seriously makes me believe he's regarded
I have honestly never seen someone be less lively than this guy while playing mario kart, no frustration or joy, no emotion is just...empty most of the time. Why is he even playing? Is he having fun? Is he ok?
He's trying to impress the girl
He’s empty on purpose because he thinks it’s cool
Legit.. this guy is on kusaan level 😂
Straight up though his whole livestream it’s like a sleeping snoozing fest and a bathroom break💯😂😂 goodness he suck at Mario kart
He needs auto steering
Dude he just uses his triple mushrooms right away instead of conserving them for a shortcut that could possibly help him and he wants to say its corny, yeah stay salty Dale.
Corny is like the worst insult ever lol.
in every mario game players have access to the 2 best racers in the game early on (toad and yoshi) and he chooses waluigi on the 2nd slowest bike in the game. my combo is normally yoshi with yoshi bike and slim red tires and cloud parachute and i ended up beating majority of the time trials with that set up to get gold tires. low tier god should have picked toad with pipe frame kart and default tires and he would have gotten use to the handling better. also you can bet when mario kart 9 comes out im sticking to yoshi like i always have.
your channel avatar is nice XD
Why thank you, my dear!
@@e.m.dowell6926 thank you for kind reply 😊
He played more
GET OFF THE GRASS
I’ve never seen someone play so bad at Mario Kart. My 7 year old self played better
The fact he started talking shit abt the other players is just wild.