Help me I've been watching Oneyplays for a few months now and the improv tactics of these boys have slowly been infecting me to the point that my sense of humor when I'm with my girlfriend is me talking in rhymes in a funny accent
Megan Twiss I like to imagine he is sitting at his desk, gets a call, says “stupendous, I’ll be there in five minutes” then stands up and no clips through his desk
4:16 I forgot they had a Minecraft improv bit and I decided I'd listen to this video while building something in the game. That's it. That's the end of my interesting story.
@@roachdoggjr6893 He's openly talked about it on his streams. I don't know if he and Julian are dating but they are both gay. He's just lowkey about it.
The great thing about Oneyplays(and all other well-scripted media) is that you can watch them over and over and keep seeing things that you've missed. I've probably watched Jumping Flash 30 times or so, and I've only now caught Ding Dong going "Or, y'know, live", behind what the other guys were saying.
16:00 Stand Name: [Cotton-Eye] Ability: Can instantly disappear and re-appear at will. Power: D Speed: A Range: A Precision: A Durability: E Potential: C
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Every role Julian plays begins with him exclaiming that he is that role. "I am his wife!" "I am a dog!"
Or him going to the store
Because Julian's a robot. He has to verbally confirm any inputs to his improv center.
Murphy Slaw because Julian is the worst
I'm gonna
supershadow957 you mean best
My video started buffering right as ding dong said "wait"
*W*
*O*
*A*
*H*
he stopped time because he wanted you to wait
also 300th like so i'm the coolest ecks dee
Is that your CreepyPasta?
@@s3dchr
Ding Dong says the fuck word
Toki yo tomare
"Chris you should write a kids book"
"Okay here goes!"
climid he's been waiting his whole life for this moment
It was a funni knife.
and he make funni scream
you have now achieved 1k likes my good friend
"one"
"morning"
"boat"
"JOOOLIAN"
I almost spit out my water when Julian said "bear" and Ding Dong finished with "necessities"
Help me I've been watching Oneyplays for a few months now and the improv tactics of these boys have slowly been infecting me to the point that my sense of humor when I'm with my girlfriend is me talking in rhymes in a funny accent
The Murderers Folly believe me she is
I know I am
I leaned over to my girlfriend one evening and said "funny scream". She's pregnant now
This started happening to me and my girlfriend and friends don't find me funny anymore
livierose I've never related to anything more
Chris; One
DinDong; Morning
Juian; Boat
Chris; ¡JULIAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
>includes the clip of Julian killing 50 pikmin
noice
Cheetos Christ 420 likes on your comment
noice
'Julian julian, can you tell that one commenter I'm not homophobic?'
'Uh Chris...ah uhm...'
Holy shit 😂😂
kooky spook wait is Julian actually gay?
themiddleman900 yeah, i think ding dong is too
cfdanner yes. Idk about ding dong tho they could be dating but who knows.
@@Torasyl hes bisexual actually
@Crumbsly Idk if theyre dating anymore, he mentioned they started dating back in 2015
8:22 you can faintly hear the child tell you his suicide plan in the background.
I'm only just realizing that some of my favorite Oneyplays videos are the ones with Matt
I always wanted to make a rap album with the best sounding titles and artist name, and all you hear are didgeridoos.
E.Z. Beats - Bitches ain't nothin'
and it's just oney and joolian going EVERYBODY DREEEAAAM for 7 mins
I think you mean "death grips"
I made a rap album basically just out of song ideas from oneyplays videos. It’s great trust me
Kickstarter?
@@jackmcgrath9375 what did you call it
"Trump is no clipping" had me laughing for at least 10 minutes straight.
Megan Twiss I like to imagine he is sitting at his desk, gets a call, says “stupendous, I’ll be there in five minutes” then stands up and no clips through his desk
timestamp?
@@tyde4610 15:21
That's how he won the election.
T-pose no-clipping his way through Manhattan
Only people from British are going to get this video.
I'm from Gaysville
calebstanford9 what if your from Britain? Do you not see this video since your not from British xD
Im from canadian
Oooooohh Brian... *Goouu awaaauuyy*
So me
*EY JOOOLIAN*
Crash Bandiwoah YOU PHUKKIN' BASTAAAARD
*WHEEZES*
This is like archive footage, I can once more hear Chris say "faggot" without it getting bleeped out. What a time to be alive! BONES
Chris is the backbone of Oney Plays, eventhough there aren't many memes about him
Kei Clera get a profile picture and I'll give you coherent conversation
I'm not a furry I just like the face she's making in it I chose to use furry pictures for my profile pictures to offend people like you
Oh shit, someone makes a nice comment and two other assholes will nothing important going on in their lives get triggered over a fucking icon.
Loogiebean true
Kei Clera Oney is the main part of OneyPlays who would have thought
Chris vs Ding Dong is just as iconic as Sonic vs Mario. If not more.
My name if Foopin, and this is Doopin.
Today, we go Poopin.
AnonsFunFactory absolutely tootin
Me whoop whooping.... yey
We go snoopin.
"Oh coooome ye to Bethlehem to saaaay *hello* "
12:10 "Explode a animal capture thing or perhaps the Twin Towers instead hmm?" Chris O Nee 20XX
4:16 I forgot they had a Minecraft improv bit and I decided I'd listen to this video while building something in the game.
That's it. That's the end of my interesting story.
I feel so informed
Thank you for sharing sir.
E V E R Y B O D Y D R E A M!
Don't tell me how to live my life you fucking nubbit
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*
Me funni scream
"NUOOOO THIS SNAKE IS SNEAKIN" is legitimately my favourite Oneyplays moment ever.
make oneyplays hypothetical compilation
I feel there's more improv in the kingdom hearts and pokemon playthrough but I really love your compilation, man !
7:44 My favorite Chris sound ever.
Oney’s improv things always go something like this:
First line - Greeting the other person and/or introducing himself
Second line - Fuck/*slur*
6:05 that mention of that Disney commercial "Mikes Super Short Show" took it all the way back.
"Oh come ye to Bethlehem to saay.. hello"
I don't know why but Chris's "Okay, here goes" at 3:56 cracks me up so much.
14:54 them sick beats🎵🎶💯🙏😍
You're a good person. Thanks.
you left them in my stomack
I am in tears right now
This whole video was an experience
4:57 "It's me funny epic doge" is the pinnacle of my humor
It's my mantra
You’re not funny then
I listen to this while I sleep
Luis Mendoza wake up then
ASMR BOIS
Joyous Mood = Forskin Removed.
8:45 I never spat water out of my mouth faster in my life
0/10 no kickstarter joke
What are we gonna call this episode, Julian?
This episode is called "fetch my p-pepper."
Joolian's cadence when improving is teh very funny
I like how dingdong and julian are ok with joking about them bein gay
@@roachdoggjr6893 He's openly talked about it on his streams. I don't know if he and Julian are dating but they are both gay. He's just lowkey about it.
Yeah, me too. I'm a fan of anyone who can take a joke without getting butt hurt.
@@grimble4564 oh hey that's cool!
1:02 holy shit i almost fucking choked on my spit when chris started scatting "skibide-"
honestly tho what was Ding Dong expecting when he said Julian got arrested?
I will never appreciate anything more than how the oracle of ages text box sound goes along with Chris’s story. Utter perfection.
"i'm the best, man. Ahdiiiidit"
Interesting coming back to years old clips and seeing what was in rotation at the time. You can find some real underrated moments doing that lol
19:15 - He's going over that cliff! *AAAA--*
*_"NOOO! THE SNAKE IS SNAKIN'!"_*
Exploded animal captured thing, or perhap the Twin Towers instead, HMMMMMM?
What does that even mean?
5:47 my new ringtone
"O come, ye, to Bethlehem to say, 'Hello'."
*NOOOO THE SNAKE'S SNEAKIN'*
I've seen Ding Dong in the flesh and he looks like Doug Walker I shit you not
Hematoma Falafal Patrol I don't believe that
Hematoma Falafal Patrol does he bleed from his eyes
*proof*
Please no...
Robbie rotten compilation
Ha hoo
TR Sniper ok the memes dead
New meme:GLBBBBLGHN
TR Sniper who was you bad reason?
yes
@@Rangernewb5550 bazinga
The Trump No Clipping, Julian Going to the Hospital, Farmer's Jamaican Wife, Infinite Rap Song and Mario vs Capcom scenarios had me in tears xD
The great thing about Oneyplays(and all other well-scripted media) is that you can watch them over and over and keep seeing things that you've missed. I've probably watched Jumping Flash 30 times or so, and I've only now caught Ding Dong going "Or, y'know, live", behind what the other guys were saying.
Where's the one where Julian starts singing about his aunts house or something
Why is the improv with Matt so consistently great smh, wish I could still see them together again
Do you think Julian is a bottom or a top?
Meatballs Yes 2 I think he lets the dog choose
Meatballs Yes 2 bottom , I think he hinted at it multiple times
He is very much a top, actually.
my boyfriend just got on my phone and saw this and got angry at me
☺
you should of put the creepy pasta they made in pokemon in. great vid tho
more like outprov
Fuckkkkkk youuuuu yourrrrr racisttttt
“What does that even mean? What does that mean!?”
‘Ghoulish laugh’ “I don’t know!”
you've got the chaos emeralds I've got a hemorrhoid
7:08 LOL what was that sound😂
The fact that there are over 20 minutes of Oney and the gangs' improv songs says a lot about their musicality.
"Cotton Eye JoJo"
We need a Chris chan compilationXD
I’m probably gonna make the “blue balls” rap song.
what is this?.... minecraft? god ding dong cracks me up every time. He always surprises me with these amazing improvised replies.
Any thoughts on when they play around with the SF sounds on Christmas Nights?
That's my favorite bit with them improvising.
I’m gonna miss these two
I’ll be first in line to buy any games they come out with
I will capture the chaos hemorrhoids
Its funny how my straight friends get offended by them making fun of Julian for being gay but me, a gay person, finds it hilarious
Everyone has different boundaries when it comes to stuff like that
we need a joooolian compilation
16:00 Stand Name: [Cotton-Eye]
Ability: Can instantly disappear and re-appear at will.
Power: D
Speed: A
Range: A
Precision: A
Durability: E
Potential: C
If you had a tiny clone of osama bin Laden, would you make it fight to the death with Sonic?
i was cryin a lot and a few mins of watching this has me laughing lmao
The first minute and a half is the funniest minute and a half that I've ever heard.
This is just the funniest video ever.
The very first improv bit about the song is very similar to an actual sketch from the lonely island
Uhh, Chris is - uhh... mmm...
Is 2:35 - 2:55 animated anywhere? I know it’s only 20 seconds but I wanna see that animated haha
One
Saturday
Night
A
Large
Salamander
Withered
Away
Into
A
*C L E A R* ing
this was uploaded on my birthday!
Can you make more oney compilations? I love yours
about that first one, there is an actual song that's just "ay" and it sounds really good
Get your Gay...
-OneyPlays
Maybe Chris is thinking of "smutt"
I'mmmmmm Juuuuulian and IIIIIII'm aaaaa Bruuuuliannnnnnn
WOAHney plays haha
woah
Ahah
Some of their best stuff comes from Jumping Flash
Noowwwwoooo The SNAKE IS SNEAKN'
On the next episode of Oney Memes, Chris discovers the recipe for perfect comedy. But will it make it past the censors? Find out in the next mouth-watering installment of Oney Memes (with friends)
Money Money Man - dunkey
The rap intro bit was actually done on Chappelle Show, look up "Fisticuff"
I deed it
1:37 that brown platform=CBS confirmed!
anyone else catch what the bike kid wanted to do with his bike
"I am but a white normal twink" - Chris.