"Never fight an ugly girl, she's got nothing to lose" - Grandma My grandmother actually said this to me once and I replied with "Grandma *I am* the ugly girl"
"Kevin, Nike shouldn't have sponsored the suicide prevention 5k.""But why?"""JUST DO IT" IS EVERYWHERE!"xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I never laughed so hard xD
so, regarding the ripping wax, if the candles are floating then they are already defying gravity, therefore the wax is defying gravity in order to float in the first place and will not drip.
I'm in love with this woman. Someone who actually seems to have some level of intelligence and common sense. Down here in Arkansas, there isn't much to choose from. The women have whiskers and enough square footage of back flap to put a B52 Stratoforce to utter shame. I applaud you Sarah.
3:58-4:05 Sarah: Hi, I'll be your waitress for tonight. 😊 Guy (I don't know his name): Hey, how're you doing? 🙂 Sarah: I'm good! 🙂 Guy: Nice to meet you, Good! 😆 Sarah: **[Laughs sarcastically]** What Sarah really thinks: *"They ask you how you are and you just say that you're fine, and you're not really fine, you just can't get into it because they would never understand."*
I love the fact that I'm watching this video without headphones and my phone plugged in so around 8:05 Siri think Sarah Schauer is saying: 'Hey Siri' instead of 'Hey Sarah' and it totally cracked me up 😂
i don't know whether i should be surprised a viner is actually entertaining or sad and worried that common sense is so rare nowadays it has become a joke....
You know when something is funny online and you watch it so much it like NEVER gets old? 5:15 BEST VINE EVER! I must have matched it like 100+ times now. One of the best viners of all time! Just saying...
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"Never fight an ugly girl, she's got nothing to lose" - Grandma
My grandmother actually said this to me once and I replied with "Grandma *I am* the ugly girl"
Zero Two IM WHEEZING
Zero Two ?!
That's a mood
Same
Dang
*_Y O U C A M E I N . . . F R O M T H E O U T S I D E ._*
do u reckon she hates waitressing
+little ghost bird naw man, she loves it, obviously
Are you dumb? She loves waitressing!! xD (no offence intended)
_SkullCandy_ 737 the real question is are you stupid? It was OBVIOUS sarcasm, and just putting no offence doesnt make the comment less offenssive...
Zachary ... Lmao my reply wasn't meant for you... But fyi I'm actually not stupid. I'll thank you not comment about my failed sarcastic humour.
I hadnt noticed
You came in... From the outside...
HELLO FROM THE OUUUTSIIIIIIIDE
Jonathan Woods it's other side
You haven't listened to the song, dumbass. First part of the chorus is other side, second part is outside.
lol I saw this as that line and played on the video
_done and done _*_lemme pull the table out of my ass_*
"dont fight an ugly girl, shes got nothing to lose"
how deep.
+Haemi Lee ARMY
+Asian Invasion YEEEEESSSSS
Haemi Lee "...I'll keep that in mind."
420
She's my favorite viner
Same
Same
+P.I.S Staker Same here 😊
I like that Luke viner
Same
i love when she does that closeup thing xDDDDD kills me every time! xD
"You came in from the outside."
Someone who understands
ikr😂😂😂
OMFG SAME
Especially because her face fits in the entire screen, that's so cringing
"don't fight an ugly girl, she's got nothing to lose"
Chelsea Sealasaurus "...I'll keep that in mind."
Chelsea Sealasaurus "...I'll keep that in mind."
Except her dignity
Shes not wrong
Honey *I am* the ugly girl
She's funnier than most of the viners you feature! :D
+Dread Naught Nah
+Dread Naught Nah
+Samir Dxd I agree she is not funny and she is annoying.
+Brianna Coker1234 fk u
+Hugo Steudle You do realize Amanda Cerny used to do playboy.
"Kevin, Nike shouldn't have sponsored the suicide prevention 5k.""But why?"""JUST DO IT" IS EVERYWHERE!"xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I never laughed so hard xD
"My father is gonna hear about this!"
All I can think of is Draco Malfoy 😂😂
SAME
+Karla Artiles IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
AND IS THET A DANIEL HOWELL I SEE
Liz Lawliet/Malføy YES IT ID
IS*
+Karla Artiles MY CHIL
"DO YOU THINK I GOT THIS SHAPELY NECK BY NOT WOTKING OUT"
WORKING*
KirroNoSora MAMA NEEDS. A DRINK.
All of the waitressing vines are hilarious😂😂
The waitressing one with the empty fucking laugh gets me every damn time
same here
uroppafollowsme "NICE TO MEET YOU, GOOD!"
At the "let that consume you" I died 😂
done and done let me pull the table outta my ass XD
+Rozzi Lou this table... has shit on it
+S “Smith” Jones We like to call it seasoning in america
*_Honestly, I relate to her on all spiritual levels_*
By far the best viner ever! No use of racial and gender stereotypes, but still incredibly funny! I guess sarcasm is my kind of humor... :3
Violet Olivia I LOVE the cow shit one xD
#gramma
I fucking love this women, bless you
Woman*
Don't assume "her" gender. Check your privilege you white male.
Jonah G she was correcting her grammar wtf
Jonah G WTF? She's obviously a female
Jonah G your an idiot
Her Pauline impression is spot on!
*Le burp*
Person:"Eww that wasn't very lady like!"
Her:"I. Don't. Give. A fuuck"
The last one 😂😂😂
Person - Have y'all got a bathroom
Her- no we shit in a bucket out back
"You came in... from the outside" gets me every single time
shes hilarious I love it when she zooms in on her face... and the impressions
She reminds me of Sam from icarly
asno lion The same level of sarcasm as Sam 🤣
I. Don't. Give. A FUCK!!!! I died XD
I love how she, like, sang it XD
+Norah Rose ikr XD
xXJennaMinxXx same lol I always say that now, but I DONT GIVE A FUUCK
RIGHT
Her teeth are blinding
Is that bad?
Enchantress Godness +no u dumb fuck (from the vine)
@@teresamahoney-hill2479 You don't have to be so mean
I loved the "la" Louisiana joke. So true. But also a great way to not tell a stranger were you live
i love when she zooms on her face 😂😂
OMFG SAME XD
so, regarding the ripping wax, if the candles are floating then they are already defying gravity, therefore the wax is defying gravity in order to float in the first place and will not drip.
Are you proud of yourself
That responce made me laugh
+Teyana Hill THIS HAS ME ROLLING
Yer a wizard Charlie, ouch Charlie bit my finger D:
*upset*
damn she seems so depressed. but funny "eh Ya'll got a bathroom? no we all shit in a bucket out back"
If you spent as much time being a waiter as she apparently does, you probably would be too
done and done let me pull the table outta my ass
I read that when I heard it on the vid
"No but I think whatever condition you have is getting worse"
Yeas
her eyes are so beautiful
+Aditya Patil I know right, they're gorgeous 😊
Ashbee Gaming like me
She's hilarious and doesn't have to use her body to get views like a lot of girl vines!
+nazi frog at least she kinda admits it and jokes about
+nazi frog At night ... it's like hosing mud off a truck
+Candace Nicole I know right, she's one of my favourite viners 💕
you came in... from the outside...
she is our true savior
done and done. Now I'll pull a table out my ass
a children asked his mom
"why is dad bald?"
his mom said
"becoz he is smart"
the children said
"then why do have a lot of hair"
haha XD
Yay 5sos FAM
***** thank you.
A CHILDREN?
QueenKay931 yes
Her sarcasm is like the best thing in the universe
I must achieve her level of sarcasm
It is my goal in life to!We must quest to achieve that level of sarcasm
The waitressing vines 😂😭😂
*DoNe AnD dOnE LeT mE pULL tHe TaBLe OuT oF mY aSs*
The one at 2:03 fucking killed me
This is the only viner that's actually funny 😂😂
When you realize you forgot your keys in your car 10:40
“It’s the day the pilgrims landed on the moon.”
“What really?”
“No you ignorant fuck!”😂😂😂
I need a girl like this
"beeping your horn in bumper-to-bumper is such a good idea"
"IT MADE THE SHAITE GO SO MUCH FASTER"
😂😂
She's hilarious. I never want to be a waitress.
I love when she makes the camera go very very close to her face, it makes it so much more funnier lmao xD
The finals week things are all the same dude
every time she posted the finals week vines it was the same guy in the same jacket lol omfg
"I noticed you shaved above your knees , EXPECTING SOMEONE ?"
"they took mouth to mouth out of CPR"
"GOD DAMN IT."
I'd say this girl is my power animal but she's too pretty. I relate so much.
Finally found a viner I love!!
Her sarcasm is gold 💖👌🏻
love her sarcasm when ever someone say something rude to me or is just a dumb ass I say "thanks for you feedback I'll work on it"
Hey voice is so monotone and it makes everything better 😂😂😂
literally every job where you have to interact with customers is the worst
Her Jennifer Coolidge impression is incredible.
So funny. Please make more!! Love her
“The age old story of how uncommon common sense is” 😂😂
I love this don't ever remove this
OMFG I died at 6:57
Ok like your hilarious and your witty and you zoom in at the right time. Its hilarious!
6:30 because prime numbers can be intimidating
No sir....we wash our hands and dishes... with lemonade.
Gets me everytime! XD
at *0:53* she sounds like Aunt Fanny from that movie, Robots.
+SkyHighPizza that's exactly what i said! so true
she sounds like a girl from two broke girls
THAT WAS THE FUCKING VOICE I WAS LOOKING FORRRRRRRRRR OMFG YES ! thank you ❤ and ikr
+Nikkie Hobden Paulette from Legally Blonde is also the woman from Two Broke girls...and the voice of Aunt Fanny lol
Fiona McVeigh oh thenks but nver heard of aunt watevea
"Burp"
"Eew that wasn't very lady like"
"I
Don't
Give
A
Fuck~!"
Me: understandable
I feel she sums up what it's like to be in the real world. XD
0:39 i laughed at this so hard for so long, that i quoted her at red robins...
0:54 i was thinking Stifflers Mom , but yeah Paulette makes more sense..
i have been looking for her for my entire life..
did anyone pause the video at 5:07 and read the "notes"? hilarious...
/"Yall got water"
"No sir. We wash and dishes,
*With lemonade*
I watched the whole video to count how many times she zoomed in on her face. 47. She zoomed in on her face 47 times in 11 minutes worth of vines.
Finally a relatable vinner!
I'm in love with this woman. Someone who actually seems to have some level of intelligence and common sense. Down here in Arkansas, there isn't much to choose from. The women have whiskers and enough square footage of back flap to put a B52 Stratoforce to utter shame. I applaud you Sarah.
+Ethan Mitchell damn, that's one epic description 😂
+Ashbee Gaming Well I try
you do realize neither sarah nor any of those girls you berated would even glance in your direction, right?
I love these vines so much
"The cow lay down and crushed it yaknoww" 😂
New favorite viner tbh.
she's Too good for Us....
3:58-4:05
Sarah: Hi, I'll be your waitress for tonight. 😊
Guy (I don't know his name): Hey, how're you doing? 🙂
Sarah: I'm good! 🙂
Guy: Nice to meet you, Good! 😆
Sarah: **[Laughs sarcastically]**
What Sarah really thinks: *"They ask you how you are and you just say that you're fine, and you're not really fine, you just can't get into it because they would never understand."*
Anyone else get the ad where Taylor swift is singing drake and flies off of a treadmill? 😂
You are everywhere! I just watched a few videos where you comment on them.
+Shawana 13 That's the first time I've been told that ahah
+Panic! At the Howell Ahaha
Hell yea that was really funny 😂😂
2:06 - (leaking with sarcasm) I loved that headphone users warning, you know? Like, so helpful! 👌🏼
😂😂😂😂😂
her teeth are brighter than my future.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love the voices she does. She's one of the funniest viners I know
Sarah Schauer is my spirit animal
These are a treat and I love her vibes
i'm laughing so hard at this video. i've never seen a compilation that i really liked 99% of the vines. this girl is amazing.
0:52 yeah true I seriously feel like saying that!!😒 no I'm serious
I love the fact that I'm watching this video without headphones and my phone plugged in so around 8:05 Siri think Sarah Schauer is saying: 'Hey Siri' instead of 'Hey Sarah' and it totally cracked me up 😂
I laugh when she closes up on her fave
Customer: Eh yo lady, y'all got waterWaitress: No sir. We wash our hands and dishes with lemonade.
i don't know whether i should be surprised a viner is actually entertaining or sad and worried that common sense is so rare nowadays it has become a joke....
0:15 I don't know why but this part reminds me of the vine where he says "it's free real estate"
#givepewdshisdiamondplaybutton
he already got it. lol
Her sarcasm fuels me. I wish she had more vines.
You know when something is funny online and you watch it so much it like NEVER gets old? 5:15 BEST VINE EVER! I must have matched it like 100+ times now. One of the best viners of all time! Just saying...