Can I get my tools COSMAN sharp? (Part One - handplane & spokeshave)

Rob Cosman is the online kingpin of fast, effective handtool sharpening.
Can I, a stubborn, lazy n00b who can't follow instructions, get my plane and spokeshave blades as sharp as he promises?
Or failing that, can I come up with a fool-proof, skill-free hack based on his methods?
Spoiler alert: I really need to pay more attention to OSH...
My name is Trevor Magnusson, and I identify as a luthier, in spite of clear evidence of my day job as a software developer.
I specialise in an acoustic guitars and basses with an offset sound hole design, A-frame bracing and an access port at the tail.
More details at my website, www.cloneensemble.com.