A girl and her friends wanted to steal Jason Statham's Audi / The Transporter 2 (2005)
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Not punching that girl is being a sexist. You must treat everyone equally.
Women deserve equal rights...and lefts.
LMFAO
@@Drewski1290 LOL that is the funniest ...
He should have at least taken the gun out of her hand.
She has homework to do. Besides, she said sorry x]
The "common criminals accidentally running into someone legit" trope never gets old. There's a good one in Collateral as well
Nah Collateral did it right, these guys and the chick should’ve gotten the same treatment lol
@@revelation9125 but they will never forget the guy who could have killed them if he wanted
Car jackings happen everyday in Minneapolis and done by 12 year-olds.
@@MyDearestKafka That is you thinking from the perspective of the person that you are. There are many human beings who are basically animals, and people who would physically harm another person to steal something from them are no different from animals. Just my opinion. The Earth has way too many people already, why would it be acceptable for humans who decide to walk around hurting other people for no reason other than greed and selfishness? I'm actually asking you that last question. And lastly, why would that be acceptable for those people to continue walking the Earth when that is how they treat other people?
@@russellphotos195 I'm going to have to disagree with you but I'll respect your opinion
Audi really hit the jackpot with Jason Statham and this movie. Jason just makes every piece of equipment he wears 100 times cooler
His watch will set you back about $4 - 6k.
Him and Daniel Craig earned their stripes in agent movies. I’m surprised they never collaborated. Hopefully they’ll do it in the near future
The attention to detail in this is great, he didn’t even want the audience to see his code to start the car. Bravo!
It's 1973. You're welcome.
So much attention to detail that you can hear an electronic alarm beep on an automatic Panerai watch... WTF
Also the slide on the gun going from black to silver!
@@bendak7584 How can they miss such big details? Guess they see it at some point later but don't bother re-doing a few shots
@@Roberto-ff7ro needless to say that sound effects in movies are never about being authentic, but about conveying emotions. That's why a sword makes a zzzzing sound just because it exists.
That was great. "Just came out of the dry cleaners...." classic line.
boring unoriginal cliche lame boomer line
I know, right?!?
Who needs lines like...
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore."
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
When you've got Shakespearean ooze like "Just came out of the dry cleaners..." just DRIPPING off of the page...
WHAT A MASTERPIECE OF CINEMA! HOW DID TRANSPORTER 2 NOT WIN ALL THE OSCARS, LOL, #JUSTICEFORTRANSPORTER #OSCARSSOBAD #BESTMOVIEEVER
And all the bad guys freeze in middle of their swing just because he says it
@@handsomemac1621 Ratio plus L plus Bozo plus get tf outta here
I like you.
That girl was lucky Jason Statham didn’t send her to the shadow realm.
Facts lol
She was lucky the feminist movement hasnt grown as much as it has now
You could have done so much more with that scene. But Hollywood writers are burned out
Should’ve told her get in and later drop the mushroom head into her shadow realms
If that knife had scratched his car, they would all be in the shadow realm.
I dont think just because she's wearing a school girl uniform that she's an actual school girl, jason
School girl uniform? Looks like a prop from a Brandon fantasy.
Lol
At least they got a 17-year old to play a teen-aged girl (AnnaLynn McCord).
Either way, she gonna find some homework and do it!
@@kryshunter Sigma bro speak the language of facts
I remember seeing this in theaters with my mom. It was such a silly, and over the top movie but it was just good fun. I wish they still made movies like this.
POV :
Had I watched this movie with my mom ,she'd said you better stop watching action movies ,your getting more aggressive day by day 😆
@@tusharbhalla5336 Lol, my mom loved it
@@mizer9510 good ,your mom is awesome👍 ,so is mine👍 . Mine is just too concerned about my psyche and wants to protect it .I'm already undergoing therapy for certain mental issues.So I guess,she'd be hesitant to let me watch Rambo and Transporter movies lol
steven seagal approves 🤣
They still made Fast and Furious.
He would've made a decent Agent 47
Better than the one from the movie.
He still can
@@witbcoedus which movie
HIT MAN
@@witbcoedus there was two Hitman movies: both pretty silly
Always be scared if some amateur is holding a gun at you... Sometimes more dangerous than a pro
I'm sure you mean "amateur"...
@@Exiledk thanks for the auto correct correction 😅
@@RandomShorts007AP I think he was correct in correcting your auto correct correction . Am i correct, or do i need correcting? :)
Case in point: th-cam.com/video/ThbFbz_0qhc/w-d-xo.html
@@richard6440 yes you are also absolutely correct in correcting my auto correct correction, how correct is this corrected idea about this correct world has correctly become about correcting things.
Love how her handgun magically changes to a different model .
I was wondering if I was the only one who caught that...
I caught that. Continuity error.
@@mikeknowles8017should have been Alec Baldwin's defense.
Yeah, I don’t know why movies do that.
@@MadlyParrot5345 Those mistakes aren't supposed to happen. There have always been "continuity" people on set who are supposed to make sure. They're supposed to take photos after "Cut" so it can be restarted properly. Stuff still happens. My favourite is the ballroom dancing scene in The King and I (1956). The scene took days to film and Mr Brynner's earring changes from ear to ear. There are other examples.
I feel really disappointed he didn't even slap her for pointing that gun at him acting all slick, she deserves the equality her grandmother has fought for
that would've probably caused her to pull the trigger sleepy head
@@салфеткибумажные-р3щ i cant believe you think that he meant with her still having the weapon. Sleepy head
@@салфеткибумажные-р3щ bro thought he meant when she was aiming. Are you still in dream land sleepy head? 😂
therell never be equality and the feminists dont actually want it. start a draft for the army for women and see how fast they find a kutchen and start cooking for their husbands
She didn't attack him..she just threatened him
that ultra instinct teleport kick at 1:25 was so smooth, man. one second he was right next to the car and the next he was a couple feet away in the air kicking the dude. that's some Scorpion kinda stuff there.
You have a Dragon Ball pic, and you complaining about "teleport kicks" "one second here, next second there" dude STFU XD
Tbf you can see him move off to the left side of the screen once the fighting starts.
They can't show everything like a real life video ...!!
Ultra Instinct or Scorpion? Which one is best?
I am legally required to tell you to touch grass my dude
In real life, a professional like him will never leave to chance by ignoring an untrained panicking girl holding a gun at point blank range - as those type of people / teenagers are the most dangerous. He would taken out the girl with the gun first then deal with the rest holding melee weapons.
A professional wouldn't have put the window down in the first place
a professional what lol? its not like guys like him are waiting around every corner in real life
This is also a movie in which he dislodges a bomb stuck to the underside of his car by doing a cork screw jump so he can snag the bomb on a crane hook while inverted.
The entire series isn't really big on realism. It might as well be part of The Matrix universe.
You're absolutely right. His very first move should've been to snatch the gun and tell her to keep that f-ing thing out his face. He would have respect for weapons too, including where they're pointed, regardless of whether she had the balls to pull the trigger.
@@mrquirky3626 LOL. I remember that car twisting, bomb detaching, poetry in motion scene that only Hollywood can dream up. But I still like the choreography in his fight scenes. The girl in the short skirt, was just a bonus. :)
For almost 20 years ago, that Audi aged really well.
Yeah I have a 2023 4Runner and that Audi still looks more high-tech inside.
1:57 she's lucky that gun didn't shoot someone when she threw it down, the Vektor CP1 was recalled because of an internal safety defect that meant it could fire if dropped... most recalled pistols in South Africa were fixed and returned to their owners but in the US they were just refunded $500, so it's actually a very rare gun in the states. Hopefully this one wasn't loaded.
LOL I was looking for this comment. Had exact same thoughts when the gun hit the floor
You know entirely too much about guns lol.
I doubt they would have given her a loaded gun, otherwise she would have fired it at him during the fight and probably hit the gang. She clearly had never fired a gun before in her life
It’s a movie.
This post was made by the Gun Nerd Gang.
(and I had exactly the same thought)
I love how he kicks everyone's butt and the only think he notes is: "Late!!!"
Why you can't believe?
Like Saitama when he almost lost his gigantic sale 🤣
Hey he is a man who keeps his appointments.
Literally me.
The way that she was running 😂😂😂
Almost as silly as Steven Segal.
I imagine running any faster in those shoes would be difficult.
@@MrGtaunited I just imaginé a whole scenario 😂😂💀
Got pregnant during the fight
@@2nolhta damn 💀
I love how all the dudes were all like 'yes, lets hold and let him say something as we're all about to swing on him'. Real nice fellas
I absolutely ADORE the look he gives switchblade guy.
"Aw, you're doing great, sweetie."
Love how intimidating he is even when not being intimidating to the point she made her run and cry 🤣🤣
That's the idea. Her persona. His fucking aura. If he can't do this he simply can't do anything!
I mean, why slap her or punch her when he can simply make fun of her outfit?
Jason identifies as a male.
When an optional side quest starts during a timed main quest line entry.
Lol
I can't tell you have many times that's happened to me
When you’re so addicted to video games that it’s the only language you can use to communicate thoughts.
@@neoneherefrom5836 Or all language is referential, and video games are popular.
@@ComicGladiator or you need to touch grass
He actually stops frowning for a moment or two. Such acting range!
He even managed some English...
From A to A prime.
@@artmallory970 If you speak English better than that I would be absolutely amazed.
@@holliswilliams8426 Sarcasm? Or Trolling?
Innit Bruv
🤦
@@artmallory970I'm too immature to tell whether he is being sarcastic or trolling, but for all I know ,Jason is an Englishman , so can't beat a classic at his own game i.e having an accent and speaking British English .
A perfectly silly, perfectly entertaining clip, thank you TH-cam, just what I needed today.
I like how thugs always wait patiently for their turn instead of jumping at him all at once. These are very polite thugs.
Don't make thugs like they used to.
They'd just end up hurting each other. You know, like many of the injuries in the NFL being caused inadvertently by teammates.
Oddly enough, that is exactly how it goes down in real life too.
Ever seen a mob fight or been involved in a bar fight - way too easy to get hit by friend or foe.
You'd think they'd knock him down with a baseball bat or a gut punch, maybe restrain him, and maybe humiliate him a little before they demand cooperation.
Street bullies don't show respect and politeness to their victims..
It’s a trope, it’s corny, and you know exactly how it’s gonna turn out for all involved.
But by god, I’ll never get tired of the okd “bad guys messing with someone they shouldn’t have messed with” cliche. Especially when it’s Stathom. His choreography is always so fluid and grounded, while also being flashy at times.
How's it a trope and how's it corny
Agreed 100%, but it still fun to watch.
@@dimitriosfotopoulos3689 There's no way it's corny
*Statham
@@Darknamja Typo
Definitely the most realistic movie scene of all time. Exactly how it would have happened in real life.
I agree. Five criminals and only the girl has a gun. I also like it when thieves let me take off my jacket before we rumble.
In real life a white man would never be able to handle that many ninjas by himself.
@@SmithBrotha guess you’ve never read a history book.
@@rogerc23 well the colonizers had help from natives all around the world when invading other lands .white men didn't took over the world all by themselves without help
@@SmithBrotha remind me, who has dominated the world for the last few centuries?
There's something truly delicious in watching bullies get reminded that when they believe they're the biggest and baddest ones out there, life has a funny way of reminding them that there's always someone, maybe right in front of them, who's much bigger, much more bad ass, and has the intent of being left alone. As for the girl, if she was going to shoot she would have already done it. This had me collapsed in laughter.
They get over it since they bottom feeders but the girl won't work with them again since she saw how stupid they are.
and it's awfully nice of them to come at him one at a time instead of dog piling like they'd do in real life
Yeah but IRL he would have just been shot
Those aren't bullies, those were carjackers...aka criminals. Big difference.
This was just a movie, for fucks sake. Calm down.
Never mess with a man who steps out of a car with leather gloves on lol
Very True
Ted Mosby approves
yeah they should've assumed that he's a hitman
yeah i expected 1 of them to notice. "oh shit those are the OJ model!"
Gotta love how Frank just has this look of concern for a girl pointing a gun at him.
Never realized how good the big dudes acting was when the knife went around his neck. Shoutout to him 🙌
No No.... Jason actually cut him up
They edited the blood out in CGI
LOL
"Hold on... this just came from the dry-cleaners."... proceeds to fold his jacket lol
I love how the thieves had some level of respect to actually let him take it off and properly fold it before they actually attack him
@@mubinchowdhury3656 nah man, there is NO PROPER way to fold a jacket. You just don’t do it lol
@@mjock392 ain’t wrong haha
@@mubinchowdhury3656 im usually not that guy but a LOT of creative liberty was used here. It's a fun scene, but mostly fictional without much sense involved
Well, where could he possibly hang it.
0:05 Let me just turn off the alarm on my analogue watch 😂
Gotta move them
Jason Stratham movies never disappoint!
this one did. . . . .
I don't know, for some reason he always has a sore throat and talks in a whisper.
@@hinomura2001 this was the best one honestly. Fun, self aware, knew what it was and didn't strive to be more than that.
Catching the knife the way he did was stupid
Steven Seagal was way better 😂
They messed with the wrong driver, especially Statham
This is how I feel every time I play Skyrim and some idiot sends out a whole mercenary squad to teach me a lesson about accidentally stealing a sweet roll.
1:32 I love this. First, Frank catches the knife before it can scratch the Audi, then he turns it on the thug and touches it to both his jugulars, one of which he taps twice. As he looks into the thug's eyes, in this moment he is subtly telling 'I could have killed you right here. The only reason you're alive is because I'm letting you live.'
Finally he caps it off with a solid knockout punch, neutralizing the threat.
I thought the same thing but Play that part at 0.25 speed and see what really happened. Had to be CGI.
More like: "I´m already late, and can´t get blood on this suit."
it helps to read the quote in his voice too.
If someone comes out of the car wearing black gloves, it’s a sign of gtfo of there
Gotta love how he doesn’t let the knife scratch the Audi.
Love how he makes all those who try look like amateurs. Childsplay to him.
He had the script writers on his side.
These movies make make believe seem cool. But in real life he'd be in the hospital
Except for the girl. She was a paper tiger, and mental health issues were a thing even then.@@lukeav6097
I also love how he is so strict about following his own rules and he spends the whole movie breaking his own rules lol 😂!!
Yeah but don't forget the movies only cover a couple of days of his daily life at most, the rest of the time he probably sticks to his discipline and it shows.
the movie is a consequence of him not following his own rules
Rule #1 never fall in love in transporter (proceeded to fall in love anyways)
It’s thee only realistic part of the movie lol 😂
"I'm never late"
**later in the movie**
"You're late!"
Oh my god! Was Mr Statham
allowed to fight so fiercely?!?!?? 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀👆👆👆👆👆👆🐺
It's the "Mugging the Monster" trope and it never gets old. And the character need not be an actual monster. Rather, simply be more badass than the people trying to mug him.
It’s amazing how she was able to paint her gun from black to silver and chance it’s look in that short amount of time.
Edit: I can’t believe people actually claim it’s the same gun the entire time. How can you not see it changes from all black to black with a silver slide (top)?!
The black paint ran away, because it was scared of Statham!
She’s an artist.
Great catch on continuity! That kind of stuff happens a lot in movies.
pretty sure its the same gun, the angle and lighting in the first clip doesn't show the sheen that the upper slide has.
It is the same gun. Lighting made it looked different.
2005 was truly a different time. A scene like this will probably never be made again, it's pretty cheesy and unrealistic, only put in to be a wm power fantasy basically and show Jason Statham in his prime, zero story relevance... and that's why we like it lol. Knowing all that and still liking it, i think mainly because it's like a nostalgic look at something that no longer exists.
Sometimes I think of putting myself in these scenarios. Then reality just slaps me awake. Statham rules. I don't think I've ever seen thugs THAT excited to get inside of a car. They claimed an early victory just to get smacked down. No words for that girl though.
Girl at the beginning: 💀😠
At the end: 😭
the 3rd guy in a movie "beatdown" is always still so confident, despite seeing 2 of his mates get absolutely panelled
1:40 that slap is god-like
Wow, I can NOT believe Statham beat all those guys up. Here I thought, it's 4 against 1, no way could he fight them all off. And lo and behold, he does it. Just a huge twist you never see coming.
What do you want to happen? Him getting beaten up and the movie ending?
Seems like a pretty ridiculous critique.
@@magik97 That is what happens in reality. Hence the twist. Derp.
@@magik97 wow bruh, nothing gets by you.
@@foosblood24 it's a pretty poor attempt at a joke/sarcasm
@@davidbeppler3032 but its a movie not reality
1:57 Fraidy-cat! Chicken! Yeah, you better be dropping that gun and running away.
This happened to me once. It went exactly like that.
Did you go home and do your homework?
So you tried to steal someone's car and got your posterior kicked? 🤣
Back when movies were more realistic about their criminals
not full of wyte supremes magically finding their way into the inner city somehow.
not criminals, professionals .
Back to when a unnecessary soundtrack didn't start every 2 lines.
They don’t have beautiful woman like this in movies anymore.
They don't show the code, as if we are going to steal that car.
the code is 1969. of course.
Or 80085
Kingsman fans would try 2625.
They wanted to ensure that no one in the audience ended up getting their butt kicked.
I would've, and the code is 3 digit so you can just run 190 to 199
1:57 To the teenage girl: Go home and rethink your life
I don't see any girl. In only seen Jason Statham.😍
SHARON COETZEE SHAW.
At the 0:33 mark, that strange gun the girl has is a Vektor CP1. It was made in South Africa from 1996-2001.
Ain't you have homework to do Jason is a Beast 😂😂😂
You have to admit, that Oldsmobile looks pretty damn fresh
Sharp eye, dude. Props.
When you try to steal a car from someone behaving so smoothly, that ought to be a sign to just keep walking
I love how they were just going to drive off and leave her there.
she would probaly leave in a different car... I mean, she has a gun. that's more than enough to keep her out of trouble... most people wouldn't try to attack her !
I wouldn't want her sitting on MY upholstery...just sayin'.
maybe they would stop throw her into the back seat and......
And NOW I'm a fan of the guy. I get it now. Why isn't he James Bond now?
Hands down best acting I've ever seen! so realistic both the dialogue & the fight scene👌
Ah, sarcasm.
You should get out more;)
Bravo Vince
You know that girl got an A in that class, right? She never did her homework so thoroughly.
I never did homework ever.
@@pauljarvis446 same, but that’s just cause I always forgot about it
should of put her in the trunk saved that p***y for later
A.....as in A@@
*01:48** "Don't you have homework to do?" to the worlds oldest teenager.*
That smirk he gives when that one guy shows off his skills with the switchblade 😅 update thank you Wayne a butterfly knife
Butterfly knife...
The third guy does a damn six and a half foot vertical leap as his initial attack.
I've had a similar car jacking attempt happen to me.
3 years ago, as I was getting out of my car (a Tesla Model X), three car theives tried to rob me at gun point.
I gave them my Tesla key card but they didn't seem to know how to really use it. Tesla cars were still relatively new to 🇹🇼 Taiwan at this time so many car theives didn't seem to understand just how it worked.
When they asked why it wasn't starting, I told them it was having computer issues, the car wasn't working properly and that I was actually waiting for a tow truck to come pick it up so they just left.
They didn't seem to realize that it had a Pin to Drive system even though the screen was clearly open requesting a pin.
Still dope!! Love this series , we have all imagined this a few times in car ports and dumb drivers haha
Never mess with someone after threatening them with a gun and they appear calm.
Ok mister nobody
Jason Statham should be the next James Bond!
I love Jason's characters in transporter movies. Totally bad ass.
All things aside, the gentlemen were very respectful of his properties.
1:48 "Do you have homework to do, why don't you go and do it"
Can you imagine being the girl, coming up to the window and then going, "Oh s**t, it's Jason Statham, guess we better go with plan B."
A girl? What is she, 12? Looks like a fully grown woman to me.
Jason Statham takes cool to a James Bond level. Love his movies.
Gotta love how his mechanical chronograph makes an electronic beep when hitting the button.
I don’t think him not hitting the girl was about her being a girl, but more about her not being like them deep down, and him wanting her to reconsider her choices rather than dooming her to be like them.
That and she was still just a kid.
and he knew all that how?
@@yourmum69_420 cuz he's the Transporter
People look at appearances, but God looks at the heart, Jason doesn’t know her ‘deep down’
No silly he wanted to get laid. He know he will meet her again down the line so he let her loose.
He should have gave her some equality, she isn't a weak women she is just a person holding a gun with intent to steal and harm.
Idk who decided what "approach the car like you're excited you're about to steal it" was supposed to look like but whatever these guys are doing had me laughing hard! Just watch one person each time 0:47
I've always found "hotness" to be a very specific thing. There is a difference between beautiful, cute and hot. That girl who knocked on his window certainly classifies as hot.
I want to see the x rated version where she gets ploughed over the bonnet 😂
L + bozo
Man I hate being late for anything
The company... Well noticed. If My daughter let such types near her, I'd instantly disown her.
It was her idea, she was the bad company influencing those gentlemen.
And your daughter/wife have let “such types” near them, very near.
@@aviana009 no need for that
@@patrickboyle6727 yeah it was.
@@joestrozewski9439 yeah if you're trying to be an asshole to somebody but why do that though?!there's enough people at that already.you don't agree?ok.opinions vary as they say
@@joestrozewski9439 no
She had luck, she tried using being a woman against him, it didn't really work, but he didn't use her being a woman against her, a gentleman who accepted inequality, because we're equal only for good things, but when it comes to being beaten by Jason Statham 😂
Well she was just a kid
Say what you want, Anna steals the show. Gosh, how amazingly hot she was.
Aa Really brought home how bad the situation is when the guy at the end expressed gratitude for simply having enough space to stand up inside his shared apartments.
Awesome 😎
I feel like a king 🤴 now in 600 sqf apartment, I could never live in Hong Kong under those conditions 😐. Poor people, the government should change their policies.
yes, agreed
These is,nt good in the sense that it ends up affecting civilians financially in different angles of life
We see complains here and there on social media ,from different people in different parts all around the world
at 2:08 we we were 🤏 close to getting the code.😠
“…annd, I’m late.” 😂😂😂
One does not simply steal Jason Stathams car.
Boromir, is that you?
His car is more than just engines...
I love the fight choreography here. Felt very original and creative. Wasn't unrealistically fast, but also didn't drag on for too long.
ABSOLUTELY AWESOME and STUNNINGLY AMAZING
He wouldn't have looked so slick, if she had pulled the trigger.
She did have the first clue how to use the gun, or she would have done.
The carjackers got introduced to instant regret.
She’s lucky this guy was one of Jason Statham’s nicer characters.
This shows how violence can solve 99.999 percent of problems.
A kind word, and a gun, will always get you better results than just a kind word.
Such a great job on the accent
This will always be one of my favorite opening scenes.
As you can see by the comments, apparently, none of us men have a problem with mud stomping a females head in for trying this. Just an observation.
Nah people just capping in the comments
In my experience, men don't have a problem mudstomping a female's head in for much, much less. Or even nothing at all, really, just a bad mood.
@@Brievel So, equality then?
@@Brievel - Found the Cultist. Most men abhor violence, but they do recognise that sometimes it's a necessary evil.
The majority domestic violence is reciprocal, meaning the both parties are abusive towards each other. And lesbian relationships are the most abusive statistically.
Women just are not victims of violence as much as people like you want to pretend they are. Men are the majority of victims all types of violence including sexual violence.
When are gonna start blaming women for the negative things they do to other women?
The Transporter decided she was not serious and was not an experienced criminal. That's his choice.
I have had people come at me with weapons. I have given them consequences. If you threaten me, especicially with a weapon, I do not care one bit what your gender is.