Am I the only one happy af to listen to this?! I love Valentino!!! My friend says "Your the only onw in the fandom who likes Valentino. " and I'm so sad :(
how annoying everyone in the comment section who is like "i hate him" "give me bug spray"" yess, we know he's not liked !! let me have my guilty pleasure in peace and maybe read other people who enjoy it too 😭 fck, he's so hot 😭😭
This is so good!!! I love this call one scared the shi out of me. ( Sorry to ask but can you bring back the haikyuu asmr! With maybe oikawa or tsukishima?)
@@officialartichoke THANK YOU FR. Like yeah I have reasons as to why I like him besides him being hella attractive... Due to my s3xual trauma from being a SA victim myself I guess I sorta find comfort in him somehow? It's complicated but it is a thing that happens with victims so yeah... But uh I also kin Angel and he's my comfort character because I relate to him and stuff. He does deserve better and I obviously don't support Val abusing him but y'know.
I don't like Valentino but why does he have to be so hot and so seductive, I can literally feel myself blushing when I hear his voice, I swear I have a crush on him and please don't hate me for it
If anything he’d be sniffing my Oc Wonder since her hair is permanently scented as cotton candy. Why is this a thing? Because she’s the daughter of Willy Wonka
I DIDNT KNOW
WHEN I MET VALENTINO
I WAS GIVIN HIM CONTROL
OVER ME
NOW IM STUCK IN HIS MELODY
FRR WHY DOES THE SONG MATCH WITH VAL AND ANGEL SO WELLL 🫣🫣🫣
Plz- I’m gonna go insane w/ out another alastor video about us touchin his tail-
LET ME GO
LET GO VALENTINO
NOW I’M GIVING HIM CONTROL, OVER ME
I DON’T WANT YOUR CRUEL MELODY
LET ME GO LET ME GO VALENTINO YOUR NOT GETTIN ANYMORE OUT OF ME I DONT WANT YOUR CRUEL MELODY🤍💓
LET ME GO LET ME GO VALENTINON
YOUR NOT GETTING ANYMORE OUT OF ME I DONT WANT YOUR CRUEL MELODY.
Stop I'm not supposed to be enjoying this but I am - WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME MORPHY??? 😭
He doing whatever the fifth he does!
LIKEE- AAAAAAA
Frrr thooo
Fr 😭 I clicked this because I was bored and had nothing better to do, and now I'm starting to simp for him 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
*Carefully pulls bug spray out of my purse*
LMAO
Fr
Not true if he wasn’t abusive he would be great
FR I just watch these for entertainment like alastor
thats what I did but in real life.........
ALASTOR HELP USSSS DON'T LET VAL BORROW OUR SOUL
Agreed!! Help please!! 🙏🏼
@Alastor_radiodemon402 THANK YOU ALASTOR!!!!! ^^ 🎉🎉🎉🎉 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 😁😁😁😁
@Alastor_radiodemon402 Your friends with Rosie, right?
@Alastor_radiodemon402 can you tell her that she is my favorite character please? 🙏🏼 and then tell me what she said please? 🙏🏼
@Alastor_radiodemon402 thank you 😊
Honestly, this changes my WHOLE ENTIRE opinion on him!!! ❤❤❤
When I heard his voice I was like “omg….he sounds so HOT!”
Oh, this man's voice is almost perfect!
*cutely sprays him with moth spray*
Lol lmao😂😂😂
Make sure to use the entire can
Don't forget your flamethrower my dear😊
Also don’t forget your pitch fork
HEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love Val sooo much, and your voice is just perfect for him, absolutely perfect 🩷🩷🩷 gonna listen to this for a while, thank youuu
i hate val, but this asmr...😳🫣
@@Kennys_plotarmer fr
@@Kennys_plotarmer EXACTLY! 🤭🤭🤭
VALENTINO SCARES ME
Same
SAMEE
Same
My bad
He's hot he doesn't scare me.
FUCK I JUST GOT FLUSTERED-
MORPHY I NEED ANOTHER VALENTINO VIDEO 🙏🙏
Edit: Why am I the top comment-
I need a Valentino in my life. I’ll happily be his prized possession.
so real
So I'm not the only one who thinks it, mh? ❤
@@fra.sup_04 definitely not
Val: Cat got your tongue?
Me: No. A moth did. 😳
😂😂😂
fr
Yes😳
In which sense of the word 😏
LMAO I CANT
Valantino bad
Valantino bad
VALANTINO BAD
OH NO HE'S HOTTT
Help us!
Please help me I looked into his eyes and now I am trapped 🤤🤤
@@AlastorsStaff I should have known not to trust Valentino....I should have known not to trust Valentino!
I need more Val! I need more Lucifer! I need more Alastor!! I love this!
I'm feeling things I shouldn't be feeling- I- help-
Valentino: share your tongue with me
Me: **aggressively shakes head no**
**aggressively whips out bug spray**
*aggressively sprays the bug spray*
*cutely but aggressively sprays bug spray on his eye balls💝❤️🔥💋*
SHAKE YOUR DREADS IF YOU HAVE THEM!!!!
🎀 *Cutely grabs 500 cans of bug spray and 100 fly swatters.* 🎀
DON'T TOUCH MY MAN
@@DepressedBarCat protect me!
@@H0rseg1rll YES
@@DepressedBarCat **his wings wrap around you* my wings, please don’t let them hurt my wings, they’re sensitive
@@H0rseg1rll I won't, *hug*
Not me having mixed feelings now! Also we need another Lucifer Morningstar! ❤
OMAGA YAS🎉
Yes!!
No more Val
Love the pfp
@@Thesigmalpha-x2e
Thank you 😊
YES MORE LUCIFER 🎉🎉
Am I the only one happy af to listen to this?! I love Valentino!!! My friend says "Your the only onw in the fandom who likes Valentino. " and I'm so sad :(
Your not the only one 😔
(There’s something wrong w us istg-)
@@-Ra9d011- Oml! You're the only one to ever say that to meeeeeeeeeeee!!
I think we all r creepily obsessed with Valentino it’s ok 😔✋
@@Angel.dustt_ True....
It’s not just you girl❤😂
Me waiting for more Alastor.😭👀
We need al back
FR ‼️
mixed emotions rn
0:06 look at this little ✨butha✨
Morphy,we need a Valentino comfort audio.
God, god, god, pls Lord save me. I think i have sinned T///T but this is so good. I'm gonna cry, my new comfort audio.
SAME
Valentino: *being flirty*
Me: I don't like you
Valentino: :'(
:'(
*I like you*😊❤
Correction: I love you
Oh laws he listened but why don’t I hate it WHY DONT I HATE IT
U Simping, that's why😏
Valentino: do you Agree?
Me:no I'd rather die than agree with you💀
I'm scared of Morphy.
mostly because of douma-
BUT YKNOW..
WHY TF YOU HAVE TO BE SO SCARY, MORPHY??
Oh no! I’m having feelings.. for Valentino :( oh no no no no no😔
ME
That’s it honey let yourself succumb
Please do more of Valentino!
*slowly starts to call Charlie*
valentinos voice is so relaxing...
It's very comfortable to listen while you trying to fall asleep, always helps...
I'm not falling for Val
I'm not falling for Val
I'm not falling for Val
...
FUCK I'M FALLING FOR VAL
Hehe
Those were my exact thoughts after watching this 😭
I already did 😭😭
Literally me throughout the Hazbin Hotel series🥵🔥❤
The part when he said your tongue you know how to use it im like YEAH I USE IT TO TASTE THAT IS HOW YOU USE YOU TONGUE
For real why val why 😂😂
When he said "you are my..." I was like "You are my sunshine🌞." But he said THAT.
MORPHY TYSMM
Vox totally listens to this
Please make one for Lucifer
Val: cat got your tongue?~
No a moth did
literally
I don’t know how I should feel about this he now scares me
Patiently waiting on another Alastor audio …
YES ITS VAL❤❤❤❤❤
At first I was confused why everyone was scared. I kinda screamed 😭
i love it
I clicked fast😳
I have mixed feelings ok-
Same here girl
love hate
Same 💀😳
Damn why the hell do i like this 😅
Am I the only one who hates him but still loves theses asmr videos with him in it
SAMEEEEEEE 😭🥀
WHERES THE BUG SPRAY
Here i got it *give him the bug spray*
ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT VAL IS THAT I HAVE TO TURN MY VOLUME MAX TO HEAR HIM!
Or headphones🤩
I have requst if you can what about alastor finds out were an fallen angel
Me : seeing Valentino:
Also me 'can somebody get me a fly swatter?'
Please make more of these :D
Every time he says ‘puta’ I buy more bug spray 😃
Edit- I love this little conversation in the replies.. it means bi- I’m pretty sure 🤣🫣
What the fuck does that mean
@@Miku._ash_.xit means bi-
It means in bitch in Spanish
Don't be shy finish the sentence
It actually means Wh-
I love this ! ! !
You should do angel dust I would literally die happy 😭
ay…I didn't think I would like this but now I'm kinda simping?! wth?💀
He's like drug. You try once- you can't stop.
❤ yes
how annoying everyone in the comment section who is like "i hate him" "give me bug spray"" yess, we know he's not liked !! let me have my guilty pleasure in peace and maybe read other people who enjoy it too 😭
fck, he's so hot 😭😭
Please make on on Val and the listener making out or him forcing that would be amazing
Yeah I'm FR into that shit too 😭😩
Real
He did
HE SOUNDS SO HOT OMGGGG 😩🙏🏻
I love drinking radioactive waste
fr, that shit hits different
And I love to drinking nuclear waste
That's nice, sweetie 😊
I would rather let Angel Dust kiss me instead of him
I only like Val when it's Morphy 😂😂😂😂
Valentino: You can have anything here that you want~
Me: Val, this is an empty room…
morphy pls make an angel dust asmr!!!
Anyone else have depression after realizing we're single and lonely after watching this?
i hate val but i love him at the same time (don't support his actions)
I'm scarred.
I'm not falling for him
OH NO I AM
This is so good!!! I love this call one scared the shi out of me. ( Sorry to ask but can you bring back the haikyuu asmr! With maybe oikawa or tsukishima?)
Can you do Alastor and Lucifer fighting for us?
That'd be so good, yes please
DANG IT MORPHY IM SUPPOSED TO BE ANGELS BESTIE HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME FLUSTERED WITH VAL
He's so hot and omg you make his voice sound so good 😍💋 Love this man even if he's toxic I DON'T CARE 😩😮💨
I don't fucking care about what he does to angel, Valentino is an amazing character
@@officialartichoke THANK YOU FR. Like yeah I have reasons as to why I like him besides him being hella attractive... Due to my s3xual trauma from being a SA victim myself I guess I sorta find comfort in him somehow? It's complicated but it is a thing that happens with victims so yeah... But uh I also kin Angel and he's my comfort character because I relate to him and stuff. He does deserve better and I obviously don't support Val abusing him but y'know.
@@officialartichoke also people are like super quick to judge when I say I love Val like man wtf-
@@n3kod3mon EXACTLY
@@officialartichoke IT'S CRAZY LOL
*Takes out a bug zapper and carefully sneaks away while he’s distracted by the light.*
why do u actually sound like him its SCARY😭
We need more of the radio deer boi
I don't like Valentino but why does he have to be so hot and so seductive, I can literally feel myself blushing when I hear his voice, I swear I have a crush on him and please don't hate me for it
No hate for u ❤😊
I just kissed my screen
OMG I FEEL SCARED 😱😨🤤😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
As soon as I heard
“Going at it like animals” i remembered…
I have a girlfriend💀
My girlfriend will smack the shit out of me for listening to this💀
Day 4 of asking for a Lucifer audio of him giving us kisses 😘
as someone who speaks spanish, did he just call us a bitch or whore?
Whore, one hundred percent, it’s Val
*cries loudly*
Help why am I giggling the whole time
same
Anyone give me the moth spray NOW*says in demon voice*
ALASTOR WHERE ARE YOU IM SCARED
Ummm okay wow…… didn’t expect this
But your butt loves you!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Yes!
You should like a girl!
@@connorarendse1202I am a girl
@@connorarendse1202I am a girl though?
@@avalycan6952 yes you are
@@connorarendse1202yeah ik I'm a girl you baka😅
I love Val sm.(literally tho, like I’m srs.)
That’s very rude to call someone a whore >>::((
*grabs moth spray and sprays val* get away. And whoever moves is A MOTH *plays music*
I'M SCARED😢😢😢
VALENTINO WAS SNIFFING US AT 3:43 TO 3:59 ERMM I SWEAR HE WAS... 😭😭😭
If anything he’d be sniffing my Oc Wonder since her hair is permanently scented as cotton candy. Why is this a thing? Because she’s the daughter of Willy Wonka
@@H0rseg1rll OH!
@@00.lucifer.00 Wonder would be way too innocent to know what he’s doing
@@H0rseg1rll oh, lol
I don't support what val does to angel but- GODDAMN😍
Val " 💋…💋…💕"
Me "…💗（I want more of your kisses…💗）"
＿＿＿＿＿＿
I love Valentino❤
It's the best！！👏👏✨✨💘💘
You simp :0
Imma still buy bug spray
I’d rather bug spray him💀💀
You want more from me hm? Well then *💋💋💋💋💋💋*
You … want more? Alright
💋💋💋💋
can you do one of listener comforts Valentino after he has a nightmare
starts singing " you dont own me"
I... the whole kissing thing.. I was like: Is he kissing my neck cause..@/////@
Me: *lands* you got to be kidding me Val..
Were is the bug trapper thats were he belongs
*throws a lightbulb at val to distract him*
STAY AWAY😡😡
Twins
Gimme Alastor back😢