Daz Watches Mans Not Hot
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So he's a comedian? Thank god this was not real hahaha! And I would hardly say I'm really late seeing this? It's only been on TH-cam a month? Come on guys XD
Daz Games Yes lol
Daz Games LOL
dad
Daz Games thank god, Indeed!
Daz Games there's a lot of London slang in there which is probably what you didn't catch onto. For example "uckers" just means a girl is ugly. It's actual slang, not just noises.
Daz saying “Skrrr pop pop” may be the funniest thing in the world
Incorrect, Karl Pilkington, Ricky Gervais and all of their work is alot funner than daz.
@@kygodragon4782 you forgot Stephen merchant
@@yoursexybeebot1798 Correct.
Yes and then when the tried to say the title at like 5:53 I think it was 😭😭
tru
Hey sorry i deleted the video just now, there was tec difficulties which needed fixing :) Enjoy
thanks dad
Daz Games hi daz 😍😍
Guessing it was the constant blacking out at the start?
Daz just wanna let you know this song is a joke made by a comedian making fun of modern rap
Daz Games lol I watched iy before and I was like wait why did i get a notification again then I saw this comment and was like ohhh
who laughed when he said "it sounds like someones falling down the f**cking stairs"
Me
who isn't
It siunds like someones kicking the shit out of the pigeon
And the pigeon
omg i was scroling to comments and when i was reading this he said it at the same time XDDD
who here in 2024??
Me
Yoo
Me
Yoo
MEEEE
[No pigeon was harmed during the making of this video]
Are you sure? WeRe iS yOuR pRooF
Shiroyasha I ate it
Shiroyasha 😂😂😂
Shiroyasha pastel girl~
Shiroyasha i love it 😂
That's the exact sound I made when I fell down the stairs and broke my ribs. SKKKRT POP POP.
Edit: Wow, this blew up, and I only just now saw it! For those asking, yes, I really did fall down stairs and break a couple of ribs. On New Year's Day, of all days. 😂 I was black and blue all over, too! I look back at it and laugh, so feel free to laugh with me! ❤
Kari Solomon lol and 😬
Kari Solomon I think I laughed to hard at this 😂😂😂😂
Lol and have you recovered
I'm sorry for laughing but I hope your better and well
Wait did u tho
Anyone else just binging on his reactions during quarantine?
Yes
Yup
yeah for real
yeah
That girl is a whatthefucken?! What?!!? 3:26 is so good
watching this 4 years later and daz is still making me laugh
Me to lol
Same here lmao
Daz: sounds like someone is kicking the shit out of a pigeon
Daz: - makes pigeon noises-
Me: wheezes
Same😂😂
*W H E Z Z E*
Me: reading this comment
Me: *W H E E Z E*
OMFG THE PART WENT ON STRAIGHT AFTER I READ THAT
*W H E E Z E*
im watching this at 12:38 am and i sound like a honda at 3 am
DAZ IS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST REACTOR OF VIDEOS EVER OMFG
apryl cullen so true
Leafy is
Omg, he's the best
PUBG lord nah
Sure is
Did anyone else realise that the background ppl were Chunkz and his squad 😂
Aznee lol
He’s a comedian making fun of rappers 😂
Hes not a rapper he’s a SKRRRRRR POP POP 😂
“Sounds like someone’s kicking the shit out of a pigeon”
~Daz 2017💀
😂😂
Your pfp tho! 😂
Bro your profile pic sheeeesh where the fukinlikindukin wat
@@whackmemersboi7248 hot ik 😏
Shhhheeeeeeeeeeeeesh
"sex with a morse code machine"
"sounds like someones kicking the shit out of a pigeon"
"someones got a turkey and is just punching em in the throat“
amazing lines by Daz
Also, “this guy having a seizure in the studio and calling it music”
Excactly!
IM DEAD💀💀💀
😂😂
@@seal1098 😭😭
Dont forget "That girl is whatthefucken"
I've watched this again 5 years later and still brings the laughs. Cheers Daz 😂😂
samee
same
Me tooo @@lil-vr
Same
it’s now 6 years!
The funniest thing ever is daz saying the lyrics in a posh British accent
When did he say that
Carla Cummins it’s when he’s reading them
He doesn’t have a posh british accent, he just has a generic british one
Ik 😂
Charlotte Riaz he’s kinda posh
To make things funnier, this song was played at the start of my school assembly and the teachers putin ‘quick maths song’ 😂😂
lmaooo😂😂
XD
Anyone notice aj and chunkz
BAHAHHASKSKSKS
@@whxterr2371 I did because I watch footasylum
I was drinking some chocolate milkshake while watching this and when he said “sounds like he’s kicking the shit out of a pigeon” I spat it out everywhere 😂
Alyson J same hahahhahahaha lamo except i was drinking red Kool-Aid and I spat it everywhere and it Staind the carpet
Anna Hloznik lol 😂
Alyson J lol
Lmao THATS ME I WAS SIPPING TEA AND WHEN HE SAID IT MY PISSED MYSELF BUT THAT ENDING THOUGH
I had headphones in and was sitting in front of my mum when that part happened, u see the point.
Daz reading the lyrics so posh is killing me-
“Sounds like someone’s kicking the shit out a pigeon” I’m actually dead 😂😂😂😂
Sophie Louise 😂😂😂😂
😂😂 this killed me toooo
Sophie Louise 😂😂😂
I was painting while watching this🤣🤣I almost just pulled my brush against the painting and drew a massive line in a dark color😂😂
Aye😂😂🤣🤣🤣
2016 : Boring words
2017 : Hard words
2018 : Crazy Sounds
2019 : ???
2019:bop bop BIZZRAR TRRA
The human race is regressing! Run everyone run.....save your brains 🧠
2019: random screaming
2019 - End Of Humanity
2019: alien noises
9:55 Daz was Michael Jackson for a second there 😂
ΜØŇŜŦΣŘ ah he 😂😂😂😂
Lol that's true
Hahahahahhaa😂
What a hell a huh huu
AHH 😂😂😂
Daz is possibly the only person on TH-cam, where I actually watch his entire intro no matter what it’s about.
Same
Actually dying when he reads the lyrics 🤦♀️😂
Lauren Cherrett lol same
sHeW
Ashlee GachaPresents uckers
Same
Who wants Daz to make a music video?
He'll get 100M views 😂
👇
He already did
He did its called clickbait
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Dummy, you aren’t a real fan. It’s called clickbait
He has 1 billion views
"sounds like someone's kicking the shit out a pigeon" 🤣😂🤣😂..
update wow 1.7k likes most ever 😁 thanks for the updates 😁
I laughed so hard at that part 😂
Guess that’s some boomer humour
"that girl was an uckers"
Daz "that girl was a what the fuckers" XDDDDD
i had a stroke watching that part LMAO
@@soufyanvv7607 yup
Why is Chunkz there??😭😭
Nobody:
Daz: sounds like someone's kicking the shit of a pigeon
Big Shaq: dookdookpoompoom
Daz: sounds like someone's kicking the shit out of a pigeon
Nobody?
@@ben.taylor ???
@@ds010870 Use your head.
@@ben.taylor yes u tell him
Chandler loe ok
The comedy in his videos is so genuine and the fact he laughs at his own jokes it makes it even funnier.
FR
Bruh this vid is fuking comdey
Bruh your soo fuckin dumb
*UCKERS*
Omg that's a lot of likes for 1 word.
J o S h U a S t A k e that girl is a what the *fucken*?
J o S h U a S t A k e z
Means prostatue
J o S h U a S t A k e a fucking sket basically
J o S h U a S t A k e its a girl who gives head
That’s the best reacting video I’ve seen so far where a song is concerned, honestly my cheeks are aching from laughing so much 😂😂. Love you Daz!
Daz - “HAH!” The mans got style 😃
Me - 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Joseph cain 6:58
r/emojipolice
totaly the same, a man what beast of a man daz is
I just made this Ik likes and I dont know how to feel
Lol
“That girl is a uckers-”
THAT GIRL IS A WHAT THE FUCKIN?
maii dolann THATS MY FAVE PART I CANT XDD
maii dolann 😂😂😂😂😂
Uckers means hot in roadman dialect
Jk i forgot what it meant its the roadman language
IM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH SO HARD CUZ ITS 11:50 AT NIGHT. 😂
“Skrr pop pop”
*daz makes the face*
Me: dies of laughter
skkrr kiddi pat pat
Yes
Can u react to my first montage please its called danger room
@@Blurr1d0.can u react to my montage please, danger room🌵
@@rubyweston3873 can u please react to my first montage, danger room🌵
"It sounds like someone's kicking the shit out of a pigeon!"
I laughed about as hard at Daz's own joke as he did.
Daz’s personally is like Gordon Ramsey mixed with Will Smith
Ye! They're great at acting and being funny
Ya
True dat
Mhm
I just got a gordam ramsey ad
When rappers make random noises
Lil pump: ESSSSSKKKEEEETTTIIIT.
Big shaq:
SKRRRR POP POP.
They arent random noises
”Esketit” = Lets get it
”SKRR POPOP” = imitation of gun sounds
lol read om i think you meant random
haha
Fetty Wap: Sssckwaaaaa
Gammel Farbarn 3.9 Then just say "lets get it" rather than making yourself look like an absolute whopper
Big Shaq: *breathes*
DAZ: IM SO CONFUSED
Therese Foisia ok
Therese Foisia idk how no one commented
The
Therese Foisia 😂😂😂😂
Asnee
Whos here in 2024 from 6 years ago 👇
*it sounds like someone kicking the shit out of a pigeon* IM DYING!
minimancrawf i watched it in the Night i almost pied myself
Oh my goodness yes! I had to put my phone down because I was shaking cause of laughter. I nearly dropped it😂😂😂😂😥😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I am too, LMFAO
big shaq :skrrrr pop pop “
Daz “ what the fu** was that ? “
Me ( on the floor laughing ) 😂😂😂😂😂
SAME
Me ( trying not to laugh on my bed since I have not slept in over 13 hrs and I don’t want to get a ᗯᕼᗩᑕK from me parents)
2:25 I just straight-up died!
Kaylaplays -Roblox I am literally doing the same thing
Same here i was about to faint bc off how much i was laughing pls send a doctor
“Is this a new language they have introduced to us?”
Unfortunately Daz...that is correct
It’s normal central London English fam u just got to allow da ting fam
R3trO_Dylan yh but Majority of the uk slang comes from patois
I read this as he was saying it
Sdgsfisrusfiogdpgdphdohdlbdbldphdhodyouarefatasshitigsgisigshdxxohxohxhododohdfohfhpfhodhx
@@ttv_gamingqueen8976 nah its central london or east london
5 years later and this is still hilarious stay strong Daz 😂❤
I was drinking chocolate milk when you said “it sounds like someone’s falling down the stairs” and I spit my chocolate milk out EVERY WHERE!!!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Or beating the shit out of a pidgeon
the funniest thinggggggg omg
I died everytime he read out the lyrics 😂😂
When he did the impression of a pigeon i spat out my drink laughed and started choking then when i calmed down i played it again and did the same
Yes i did like my own comment dont judge cuz u do it too
I nearly sharted when he said that
Dominika Catwomen i fucking died
Dominika Catwomen I did the same but did not stop laughing 😝
Same
Dominika Catwomen lmaoo samee
You should react to the metal cover of this song that “We Butter The Bread With Butter" did.
Unlike the original it slaps!
just me who’s watching this at like 1 am in quarantine? okay just me then ...... and on the other note how was manz not hot 2 years ago wth it feels like a couple of months ago
i’m in quarantine
lmao i’m trying to laugh as quietly as possible
Jasmine Sanderson 1:30
7:20
SKRTTT POP POP
Daz:makes a joke
Also daz: dies right after the joke
He starts dying while hes tryna say the joke and just loses it😂😂
Oh hi there again
Types of English:
•American
•British
•BIG SHAQ
Luzion Raiku buddy I don’t think it even classifies as a type of english
@@ml1n389Maybe its every language👀
Most people in england speak like that
Will Einstein please step up to the stand
@@textingstories6408 XD
Here in 2024 anyone?
Yep 👍
That's Michael Dappaah he is a comedian. He came on Radio 1 and freestyled this then it became a meme and he made a song out of it. It is intentionally meant to bad! It's supposed to replicate London chavs.
LiL uZi roadmen are evolved chavs
Its not a freestyle
But does he really not know english? Like at all?
LiL uZi roadmn and chavs are basically the same thing... 🙄
John H dirty chavs.
Big shaq: your dad is 44
Me: my dad would like to be 44
Same here 😂😂
Same
my dad is 44😐
😂😂
That’s me In my profile picture that’s an old bird if it is your dad
Daz is like the Gordon Ramsay of the internet 😂😂
Yeah but like nicer
What are you? “An idiot sandwich”
What do you smoke trees?no "IDIOT SANDWICH"
That would be Kavos lol
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE-?!
“That girl was a what the ducked?” Made me and my brother die of laughter 😂 love Daz he’s amazing I’m watching all his old videos. Whenever im sad and lost hope he puts a smile on my face and cheers me up. I’m very grateful 🥺💜
I woke up my whole entire family in the middle of the night to me laughing over *daz making pigeon sounds*
Evie Irene me too🤣🤣
They already up
Evie Irene same rite now
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Evie Irene same rn
Who laughed when he said “it sounds like a pigeon is getting beat tf up”😂😂😂
yep i was dying
MEEEEEEEEE I WAS CHOKING IN LAUGHTER
And the turkey bit
lol
I was dying of laughter im pretty sure my parents thought I was drunk
The sad thing is..
I know the WHOLE lyrics😂
1Sniper Princess1 2+2 is 4-1 that’s 3 QUICK MATHS 😂😂😂
Sophie Elizabeth Rowley 😂😂👌
Same
I feel bad for u
The sad ting*
When this music video came out my dad was actually 44 💀
Same 😂
*SKRRR POP POP POP*
DAZES FACE HAS ME CRYING
Daz's
"This guy is having a seizure in the studio and recording it as music"
😂
De fuck
Isaac Wale 69 likes
😂😂
Claire Loughnane shut up
OMG I SOON AS I READ THAT HE JUST SAID IT I THOUGHT I WAS IMAGINE A VOICE THAT WAS SO REAL BAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Big Shaq: Skrr pop pop
Daz: “is that Morphes code”
Edit: thanks for all the likes ☺️🙏
Big Shaw lmao
Lenny Hill sorry Shaq it keeps autocorrecting
Karla Ruelas it’s a national pandemic
LPV Gaming what does that mean
Karla Ruelas oh that was to me it means it’s a national pandemic and and I’m watching this video sorry
The lyrics reading gets me every time 😭😭
Big Shaq: “see your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers
Daz: “see your girl in the park that girl is a what the fuckers?!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hilarious!!!!!
I died
I love when daz laughs at his own jokes 😂
Scarlett Smart it’s okay because i laugh too 🤣
Ye lol
@@SpicyAni000 ur weird
9:28 I legit cried omgg 😂😂😂😂
Pola SAMOTYJ same 😂
I Died When He Said “It Sounds Like Ur Kicking The Shit Out Of A Pigeon” 😂
😂😂😂
“Skrrrrrr pop pop!”
Daz: O.o
His face 😂😂😂
Tokyo Ghoul I'm in love with your name and pic
Cynthia Misi thank you ^.^
"That girl was a whatthefuckin?" -Daz 😂😂😂😂😂
Lori Neal I died at that part
CamelCakeBalls same
Lori Neal I died😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAH that psrt is the funniest
“It’s like someone’s got a turkey and is punching it in the throat” 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
Chelsea Louise 9:50
Chelsea Louise 🤔 💡🥴🤣
Chelsea Louise 😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
6 YEARS later and the fuckin pigeon part still
kills me
Lol
"Daz wtf did you just type in me"
間ᴋᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ ᴅᴏᴜɢʜ間 army !!
Alice Hammond eeyy 💕
JUNGKOOK😱😍
Rhiannon Pentony YAAAAAS 😂❤️
JUNGKOOK Sorry I love JUNGKOOK I am apart of army I love ur profile pic and name ❤️❤️
“Sounds like someone is kicking the sh*** outa a pigeon” has me dead 💀
Facts
Actually it's sh**
Same
me to
I know lol
When he reads the lyrics he sounds like Siri XD
You man ducked and skiddi Kat kat sound like siri
SageLawyer377 it’s the way Daz is saying the lyrics not what he is saying dumbass
Shut tafuq up. It’s just the way he says it
Look at ur stupid head full of sht
@@nolanwillis7041 yeah I know he just sounds like siri just
Fuck off
@@agnesbeckley5888 who r u talking to?
i love these even 6 years later
When daz reads out the lyrics he sounds like Siri 😂😂
Ella Spiers When he reads them out, those are the funniest parts
9:22 literally my face expression when i heard this song for the first time.
(Love your prof pic)
9:31 Daz: It sounds like he's kicking a pigeon!!
Me:ffffffff😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Really enjoyed this vid Daz ♡
That part, me: I can' breathe😂😂😂
I can't believe I'm replaying this scene.
xXwolfyXx mythic
Negga fuck you ass hole
xXwolfyXx mythic 😅
I couldn't breathe, I fell on the floor literally not being able to breathe
something i love abt daz is that he laughs hysterically at his own jokes 😂😂
“It sounds like someone is kicking a pigeon”😂😂
Rooopooopppooopppoooppoo🤣🤣🤣🤣 sounds like someone is punching a turkey in the throat pupakna 🤣
Daz: SKRRRRRRRRAAA
Daz's Daughter: He's watched the video i see...
I was watching this at night trying to be quiet but laughed my head of
Thatone Randomperson Same hahaha
Same lol
Samee
Thatone Randomperson omg same my mum came and told me off for being too loud XD
ME TO bc I have to go to sleep but and I'm just laughing and laughing
The fact that the beta squad is in there😂
"Sounds like someone is kicking the shit out of a pigeon"
True
I laughed my ass of LMAOO
Same here lmao, when he got to the turkey bit I disintegrated.
@@neptunicdolphin2340 loll
Yup
Daz: "has a very sick member in the family"
Me: corona virus?
*checks date*
Me: Oohh
Straight jokes fam 😂
Same
Skrrrrrraaaaa pow pow pow can I advertize your twin bar papapaapaapa
@Gamin Geek I have some theorys too
Gamin Geek what are u talking about 1000s of people have died and that’s a government scam so people are losing their job and nobody is aloud to leave and that’s a scam are u just dumb
*2 + 2 = 4 - 1 = 3 (quick maths)*
No this is Patrick according to math this answer is wrong
It should be:
2+2=4
4-1=3
2 + 2 = 4
4 - 1 = 3
2 + 2 != 4 - 1
Maffs
Bap bap
Everyone mans on the block , smoke trees
5:20
'100 million views
100 milion views
I could buy a house with that'
Lol same
“Sounds like someone’s kicking the shit out of a pigeon.”
*LMFAO.*
I died omg
I fucking died laughing
UR ALL FUCKING DUMB
Everyone: “Morse Code”
Daz: “Morphs Code”
It road man language
😂 best comment
Wich one
Sorry i always miss spell which
😅
I laughed so hard after he said it sounds like someone is kicking the sh*t out of a pigeon and some has a turkey and keeps punching it in the throat
Lethal Boom 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
LOL do u have discord?
No
@@nixg_1237 oh u should get it
Anyone else see chunks
I nearly chocked on my sandwich when he was talking about the pigeon!!! 😂
Ikr I almost die
I nealy started laughing so loud and its 11:35 pm.
And everytime he says something funny i sweari die just trying to not laugh
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wish I had a sandwich right now (sorry that was a bit random)
Me too 😂😂😂
Congratulations big shaq on becoming possibly the biggest meme of 2017
bandtrashdaizy isn’t that Cash Me outside girl
bandtrashdaizy SAY WHAT YOU MEEAAAN TELL ME IM RIGHT
This was the first clip I’d ever saw of Daz. Instantly needed to follow and watch more.
Been here ever since. Such a funny guy. DAZ!! Need to meet you bro
he is actually a british comedian & he is making fun of the typical "roadman" "gangsta" in uk & usually they wear big jackets even when it's not hot outside & they usually refer to themselves as "man" in every sentence to prove their masculinity. it's modern british slang & it's really hard to understand if you aren't familiar w/ the culture
Warrior thts how everybody talks if u were chillin on the street, so people no yr from around tht area so they don't shank u up
Yeah exactly lol, but the "man" thing isn't only for masculinity, or at least not in America. It also connects to "Jamaican" dialect imo.
I feel bad saying it, wont stop me though... these people that sound like that "chillin on the street" are black. If someone white spoke that like, wouldn't have a skull left to fuck. (in London anyway)
Xtre4mKiLLer Can you take the racism and stereotypes elsewhere. Well, get rid of it completely. Get better soon. Thanks.
not one part of that was racist, was called the truth... I'm fine already, thanks ;)
His wife listening to him making the video:
Daz: SKRRRRRRRRRRA
His wife??
Katie Payne his wife!!!!!
@@showerhead2710 he doesn't have a wife
Katie Payne he has a kid u think he is with a boy?
@@mrmarblemub7933 hes not married to her
Daz he's doing this on purpose. He is a comedian. The song is making fun of brittish rappers.
Djaroulaye Alhassane not exactly but who says skrahhhhhhh Pom Pom pow 😂 something you would hear in a superman movie
He knows if u read his comment he explained it
Tbh the song is ass but I listen to it Bc the beats and ryming
lmao
watching this 4 years later, even now daz is still funny as fuck even after watching it so many times. Absolutely love you daz, never change bro ❤️😂
*someone was falling down the stairs! bleh brruh krrrie*