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  • @ahmooonbaconwilliams3468
    @ahmooonbaconwilliams3468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6828

    Infected: 1
    Me who's red-green colorblind: "Buisness is booming!"

    • @manfacegamingreal
      @manfacegamingreal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      I chuckled at that ( a lot )

    • @SS-ci8yk
      @SS-ci8yk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Hehe

    • @vin8523
      @vin8523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I don't get the joke
      Edit: I'm not being sarcastic or nor do I'm saying that it's not funny, i just don't get how colorblind work.

    • @SS-ci8yk
      @SS-ci8yk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      @@vin8523 he can't tell how far he is in the game, infection wise

    • @AXT157
      @AXT157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I laughed pretty hard at this ngl lol

  • @nocqueponerlol6085
    @nocqueponerlol6085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10892

    Mom: It's just a cough
    Friend: It's just a cough
    Doctor: It's just a cough
    Google:

    • @josephfield6903
      @josephfield6903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +438

      Google: 5:52

    • @SemiStrange
      @SemiStrange 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Bing::

    • @swatforlife
      @swatforlife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I don get ti

    • @skeboopbawp5192
      @skeboopbawp5192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thebiggaklipa you will show us deadly viruses? ok I’m waiting.

    • @thebiggaklipa
      @thebiggaklipa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@skeboopbawp5192 i am not an expert and i am not google

  • @AirLight1646
    @AirLight1646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1922

    “No more healthy people in the world, that is music to my ears.”
    “If there are ever mass panics, just make sure your mass panic is better than theirs.”
    Ben is truly a great role model

    • @jagjitpradhan2038
      @jagjitpradhan2038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The perfect one

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sound like lines from a cool supervillain in a movie

    • @pmac_attack_7199
      @pmac_attack_7199 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You a fan of demi cool

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pmac_attack_7199 I’m also a fan of Sheriff Jake before they removed him and replaced him with a random dude in a cowboy hat with a beard

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/w-d-xo.html 1:18,

  • @johnnyblackrants7625
    @johnnyblackrants7625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2715

    Can I get a “lying politicians” upgrade so that even once there’s a cure people are hesitant to take it?

    • @riverstein9523
      @riverstein9523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      They have that one in the new version of the game called "cure inc" where you basically try to cure covid. Operates the same as the regular game except you're now the WHO or a scientist/politician or something and more than half your job is convincing people to take this seriously and making sure people don't get so pissed off at you that they outright disobey your orders--this can happen if you impose quarantines that are too strict or go on for too long. Even has its own anti-maskers, anti-vaxers, and fake news media spreading lies about covid, and some of them are politicians because the first objective you have to do is hold a meeting with all the world's leaders to convince them of the severity of the situation so they actually take your orders seriously. And even then they will ignore you

    • @johnnyblackrants7625
      @johnnyblackrants7625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@riverstein9523 That's pretty cool that something similar exists. Honestly would be interesting if there were some way to use a game like that to actually crowd source the response to the pandemic, given how poorly our central authorities handled it.

    • @clobzz
      @clobzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@riverstein9523 That’s the most propaganda ass game I’ve ever heard of, what a load of shit

    • @WhiteWolf-lm7gj
      @WhiteWolf-lm7gj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@clobzz I feel like it's pretty accurate to real life

    • @localmenace3043
      @localmenace3043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@clobzz Ah, am I correct to assume you were antivax until late 2021?

  • @presidentdeadpool3198
    @presidentdeadpool3198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8592

    "People can't develop cures if they're not alive." -EazySpeezy

  • @chuwee3835
    @chuwee3835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3294

    “No more health people in the world, that is music to my ears.” - eazyspeezy 2021.

  • @nevaehh8505
    @nevaehh8505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    I remember playing this when it first came out and used to cry late at night cause I felt bad every time I beat the game.

  • @thequarentineboredomcure7038
    @thequarentineboredomcure7038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    "Covid has successfully eliminated all life on earth."
    Trees:
    Ocean animals:
    Insects:

    • @SANSYYGAMESFAKE
      @SANSYYGAMESFAKE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      covid can spread to oceans, and insects also. also animals, i dont know about trees though..

    • @leakdeo
      @leakdeo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @@SANSYYGAMESFAKE breaking news: trees have been injected with covid-

    • @phantom_servant7980
      @phantom_servant7980 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leakdeo 💫

    • @thatonegaminglatias4345
      @thatonegaminglatias4345 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SANSYYGAMESFAKE To oceans? What....
      I know what you meant, but I want to make a funny joke about this.

    • @RandomPerson-kf6qm
      @RandomPerson-kf6qm 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      plants get diseases too

  • @ozzelot3349
    @ozzelot3349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2898

    "Greenland only has that one little port..."
    game: *e m i a*

    • @oylene
      @oylene 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Emia means presence in blood wbk

    • @hydraslair4723
      @hydraslair4723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      ☝️ Presenting to the emergency room

    • @salomegraven7966
      @salomegraven7966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      ah yes, *e m i a*

    • @wei-hsingsun89
      @wei-hsingsun89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      hyper, meaning high

    • @sentientcheese1620
      @sentientcheese1620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      greenland present in blood

  • @riccardomariani9648
    @riccardomariani9648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25111

    Everybody gangsta untill a voice in the sky says: "ok guy lets try the corona speedrun any %, no glitches"

    • @austinklein9880
      @austinklein9880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1495

      thank god its no glitches

    • @averagecalisthenicsguy1504
      @averagecalisthenicsguy1504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +719

      Too bad the speedrun fail

    • @Pumalocoooo
      @Pumalocoooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      @@austinklein9880 LMAO

    • @sleepy_b0i
      @sleepy_b0i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +687

      @@averagecalisthenicsguy1504 Top 10 Quotes that will probably not age so well.

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      99.7% survival rate pretty boring virus

  • @baronvonkaiser9912
    @baronvonkaiser9912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    "first death in the UK, thats alright there will be plenty more" that was so casual but it still made me laugh hysterically. humans are weird.

  • @svetlanamarkova3669
    @svetlanamarkova3669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Imagine scientists really would have called covid "ur dead lol"

  • @Takatacion
    @Takatacion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2319

    Everyone: It can't be that easy.
    2020: It's that easy.

    • @2836ndk
      @2836ndk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @shewithwings
      @shewithwings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      govts in this game are way more proactive than irl

    • @rich.wishes
      @rich.wishes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Travis Newton fun fact, NK just threatened the US with nukes... again. Part three here we come

    • @donutsorokin8042
      @donutsorokin8042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did any of your classmates just make fun about the virus when all of this was about to start?

    • @ruparavi6409
      @ruparavi6409 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@donutsorokin8042 we did, and we still do

  • @aidenkim4980
    @aidenkim4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4865

    Alternate Title: EasySpeezy eradicates mankind happily as fast as possible

  • @sprout6379
    @sprout6379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "no more healty people in the world, that is music to my ears"
    -EazySpeezy
    I just love his videos

  • @baqua01
    @baqua01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The little kids singing always gives me goosebumps and scares me everytime when I play plague inc

  • @willowbillow2078
    @willowbillow2078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10372

    They should make a multiplayer version of this with the new cure mode, where someone is the plague and someone’s trying to kill it

    • @alexiasimoes3762
      @alexiasimoes3762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +661

      That’s actually a really good idea

    • @oscargutierrez2125
      @oscargutierrez2125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      But the game already takes counter measures. I don't see how to improve It.

    • @willowbillow2078
      @willowbillow2078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +633

      @@gavin7152 They don’t have to know. It could just tell the virus type and not any of the specifics unless they research

    • @planefan082
      @planefan082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I'm pretty sure something like this has been in the PC version for years now

    • @willowbillow2078
      @willowbillow2078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@planefan082 there has?

  • @NStripleseven
    @NStripleseven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +950

    I like how that ticker thing on the top of the screen shows random news events when the virus isn’t big yet.
    “Typewriting monkeys produce Shakespeare”
    “‘Aliens not interested in Earth’ says writer”
    Etc.

    • @steveliu9783
      @steveliu9783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Yeah, if you play the game, you will find hundreds of unique news like that. Fucking hilarious

    • @calinawhitney7488
      @calinawhitney7488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      “France considers banning employment” lmao

    • @largeboi4678
      @largeboi4678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@calinawhitney7488 how dare they copy America!

    • @annikakeatley6815
      @annikakeatley6815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      "Man covered in essential oils bursts into flames"

    • @chonkydog6262
      @chonkydog6262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Yeah, the news exist for a reason (for clues on what to upgrade) but that would be too OP so they kinda mixed it in with other dumb ones.

  • @lewislw4344
    @lewislw4344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Turns out Plague Inc. actually happens in parrarel universes, and right now we're just lucky we don't have a speed runner playing our world

    • @sashakorytnikova4591
      @sashakorytnikova4591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Maybe we do have someone still playing there, not a speedrunner prolly

    • @ed_cmntonly
      @ed_cmntonly 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      there is remember that covid speedrunner? Thankfully the speedrunner was bad asf and it just died by itself

  • @bigboiqq
    @bigboiqq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The bacteria in my 4 year expired milk carton watching this video preparing to take over the world: *interesting*

  • @gabeb6285
    @gabeb6285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4646

    "People can't develop cures if they're not alive. "
    Corona: write that down write that down

    • @blairferguson9886
      @blairferguson9886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Humans: f#!k

    • @Pyxtica
      @Pyxtica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Noted

    • @iAmMeYaSee
      @iAmMeYaSee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *they're,just saying. I liked the joke but it's a pet peeve of mine. :)

    • @blairferguson9886
      @blairferguson9886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@iAmMeYaSee lucky you got that name

    • @okok-oe5sr
      @okok-oe5sr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      uh oh

  • @Nguyenzander
    @Nguyenzander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:38
    Normal people: listening to speezy talk
    Me: watching "typewriting monkeys produce copy of Shakespeare "

  • @ViVaL4e5cR0
    @ViVaL4e5cR0 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just in case anybody is new to this game or is specifically looking for a certain timestamp, I have the correct times.
    0:09-Fungus
    2:38-prion
    4:13-Nano-virus
    5:49-Bio weapon
    7:17- parasite
    9:16-virus
    10:42- bacteria
    Hope that helps anybody struggling to find exact time stamps, a certain plague or speedrunning like speezy here. 👍🏿

  • @sophiesmith9300
    @sophiesmith9300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3349

    I know this is a very off topic statement but like I'm not sure why the plauge being called "ur dead lol" is so hilarious

    • @pyritepanx
      @pyritepanx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      You’re commenting about the video we’re watching. Not very off topic

    • @sophiesmith9300
      @sophiesmith9300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@pyritepanx Yeahh kinda realized it wasnt- :/ not sure what I was thinking

    • @warhanahobicins4679
      @warhanahobicins4679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pyritepanx .

    • @palea1335
      @palea1335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Probably because of the irony of some researcher deadass naming a plague "ur dead lol", meanwhile cure rate is at 0% for an entire year until 6 billion people are dead and it crosses some researcher's mind that they mIIIIIiiiiiight want to start at least looking at the plague...

    • @palladianaltruist8047
      @palladianaltruist8047 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@palea1335 I don't really think that's what irony is

  • @el_zinga
    @el_zinga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    "Iceland is really hard to get into." Yeah, and Madagascar for some reason. I've had a completely symptomless disease shut Madagascar's boarders many times. I mean, why?!

    • @the_good_fam7873
      @the_good_fam7873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Madagascar is a little bit cowardish for being scared of such a harmless disease

    • @palea1335
      @palea1335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      @@the_good_fam7873 Exactly! Why wouldn't you want to let a disease called "ur dead lol" infect your entire country???

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@palea1335 I wouldn't. I'd be alive just to say ggez.

    • @acdbrn2000
      @acdbrn2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Madagascar is not as bad since there are more ships that go to it, the Caribbean too. Greenland is the massive issue because it does not have a many ports that connect to it and it has a really low population density so it takes it longer to flood once you get those critical first few infections.

    • @bosyosy1015
      @bosyosy1015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Madagascar was definitely worse in Pandemic 2. "Someone sneezed in Canada? SHUT DOWN THE HARBOR!"

  • @poualien3817
    @poualien3817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "If there are ever mass panics just make sure your mass panic is better than theirs" -EazySpeezy

  • @habsfan654
    @habsfan654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I was like damn he’s good...... and then I realized he was on easy and not normal. That would explain the tons of dna he was getting.

    • @LycanFerret
      @LycanFerret 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I don't know how he did so good at the Nano-Virus one but sucked at Parasite. I can never infect more than 60% of the world with Nano-Virus on easy, but beat Parasite on normal and I play it for fun along with Fungi and Prion.
      Maybe it's because my style of play is hide and infect everyone, then slam all my points into Organ Failure and Insanity after 100% infection on the world.

    • @habsfan654
      @habsfan654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LycanFerret Doesn't everyone play like that?? I just infect then the lethality goes way up once everyone is infected.

    • @bret7894
      @bret7894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@habsfan654 He is also using the DNA modifications and the premium speed up, on easy, I cleared all of them on brutal as a f2p, he is trash.

    • @ulforcemegamon3094
      @ulforcemegamon3094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bret7894 bruh , i did the same but for parasite it was quite hilarous since i didn't had any DNA modifications and i went super stealth mode till i could develop deadly symptoms , and i was there waiting 4 years in-game (probably some minutes if not an hour irl) popping the yellow DNA bubbles till i had enough DNA to upgrade to organ failure , and what is funnier is that the cure was developted but i just upgraded organ failure and set it back instantly , killed lot of people and won , like i don't even know how i could replicate it if i had to do that again lol

  • @SuspiciousBread
    @SuspiciousBread 3 ปีที่แล้ว +972

    “Man covered in essential oil’s burst into flames”

    • @shieldde6209
      @shieldde6209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      This is why I love Plague Inc.

    • @aphraxiaojun1145
      @aphraxiaojun1145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I saw it too :D

    • @crawlspacedweller
      @crawlspacedweller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@aphraxiaojun1145 time stamp?

    • @memelocks7066
      @memelocks7066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Oh no Karen’s child died

    • @crawlspacedweller
      @crawlspacedweller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@memelocks7066 HAHAHAHA FINALLY AFTER 3 YEARS OF GETTING TOLD I"M UGLY! VENGEANCE IS MINE!!!! TO BAD KAREN HA

  • @kaitlinwagoner8782
    @kaitlinwagoner8782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    This video in a nut shell.
    "They tried their best."

    • @allylollizzie
      @allylollizzie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “but he tried harder”

    • @Niko-xb2ox
      @Niko-xb2ox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Kalel the Tech no

    • @randomcactus5615
      @randomcactus5615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And there are no healthy people in the world, "that's music to my ears"

    • @Niko-xb2ox
      @Niko-xb2ox 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kalel the Tech no

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/w-d-xo.html 1:18.

  • @themfconstable
    @themfconstable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “First death in the UK, that’s alright with me” me too honestly

  • @madlad255
    @madlad255 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    8:47 "People can't develop cures if they're not alive" truer words have never been spoken

  • @threestrawsandasaladspoon2057
    @threestrawsandasaladspoon2057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1089

    " I love committing crimes against humanity"
    " i love it too, im so good at plague inc"
    "What's plague inc?"

  • @yazidefirenze
    @yazidefirenze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    "No more healthy people in the world,That is music to my ears."
    -EazySpeezy as mankind falls

    • @milx7210
      @milx7210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And right after that he said “please do not take that out of context”, but i guess that’s only gonna stop people for so long

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/w-d-xo.html 1:18.

  • @spiin-6098
    @spiin-6098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Giving me gray still plays vibes and I love ittt!

  • @CallMeRavenZYT
    @CallMeRavenZYT ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That was a very satisfying Speedrun,The *If they are dead they can't make cures* part got me lmao

  • @nottavros
    @nottavros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1832

    Whenever I play this game, I get the whole world infected without making any symptoms so no one sees it until it’s too late

    • @kanarena2114
      @kanarena2114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      It is the easy way, but not the fast way...and also it's a bad strategy to lean into if you ever play on a difficulty higher than normal, as is required for the android/ios versions if you don't plan on paying to unlock a lot of things.

    • @nottavros
      @nottavros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@kanarena2114 oh, thank you for telling me

    • @desuvult8463
      @desuvult8463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Higher difficulties will try to cure you even if you aren’t a threat, so passivity isn’t much of a boon

    • @nottavros
      @nottavros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@desuvult8463 ah, well they won’t notice the disease if you don’t have symptoms

    • @desuvult8463
      @desuvult8463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@nottavros they will

  • @Monasaurus_Rex
    @Monasaurus_Rex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    “This might hit too close to home, but who cares”
    Facts

  • @tuckisbad
    @tuckisbad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The description: "I'm not a bad person, I just like to speedrun the eradication of humankind."

    • @xanthiusdrake2775
      @xanthiusdrake2775 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "speedrun"? pfft, wait 'till he tries Plague inc. Evolved on the highest difficulty, they don't call it mega brutal for nothing.

  • @coful
    @coful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A tip for the run, at the start you got water transmission but because you're starting in an arid country you want air infection for faster spread in your starting country. Then the once you start buying symptoms you can also easily get water.

  • @burakkocak7437
    @burakkocak7437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Everybody gangsta until a dna bubble pops up in the sky

    • @slowypoki2490
      @slowypoki2490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What difficulty we are? I think America is in casual difficulty

    • @okok-oe5sr
      @okok-oe5sr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *screaming noises*

    • @adarshmohapatra5058
      @adarshmohapatra5058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@slowypoki2490 America: casual difficulty
      Australia/Japan: normal difficulty
      New Zealand: brutal difficulty

  • @mist2961
    @mist2961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    When plague inc was created, they had no clue of what they've really started.

    • @NoreoeroN
      @NoreoeroN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Cesar Cereceres the simpsons must have played it

    • @amber.n.friendzamber2707
      @amber.n.friendzamber2707 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      COVID-19: *hysterical laughing*

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/w-d-xo.html 1:18

  • @yadukrishnan1744
    @yadukrishnan1744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "We are gonna act like an innocent virus"
    -EasySpeezy

    • @dcrggreensheep
      @dcrggreensheep ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean some viruses are innocent
      To humans

  • @amaanmorrell1781
    @amaanmorrell1781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Canada chillin at 1:37

  • @moth490
    @moth490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    7:34
    "We just gotta act like an innocent virus, and then y'know. Show our true colors in a bit"
    *sounds a lot like a certain virus*

    • @MonkeyCat__
      @MonkeyCat__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂

    • @NabubuangFrfr
      @NabubuangFrfr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @yaboyboris7607
      @yaboyboris7607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      But that's just a virus, _a Corona virus_

    • @spate7207
      @spate7207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      And then there's Ebola which kills people off faster than it can infect others, dumbass virus

    • @Cyclonixs
      @Cyclonixs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      God is playing plague inc on us

  • @youreaveragejoey2319
    @youreaveragejoey2319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1817

    It’s all fun and games until he realizes he was playing on an Area-51 computer

    • @trescribe1
      @trescribe1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      original and funny

    • @dominationgaming952
      @dominationgaming952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      2 likes

    • @tijmen131
      @tijmen131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You mean "the Chinese lab in Wuhan"

    • @tofferooni4972
      @tofferooni4972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@tijmen131 Who said the actual Area 51 isn’t in Wuhan?

    • @nicholaschung5535
      @nicholaschung5535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@tofferooni4972Yes, the American secret lab in China, run by the lizard people in the City of England.

  • @raiden7194
    @raiden7194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bro you're so close to 2mil!!!! i discovered u recently but i love your vids, no matter how much i don't care about a game, i WILL watch you speedrun it lol

  • @angeloghiotto
    @angeloghiotto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your videos, because most of the times I go after the game to try to speedrun as well, sometimes went good, but the most of the times if "wtf, it seemed so easy" ahhaha

  • @aviateedits
    @aviateedits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    he named it "ur dead lol" just imagine scientists coming up with that name

    • @drawingdragons4097
      @drawingdragons4097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      “What do we call it?”
      “Idk man based on all our calculations the human race is doomed.”
      “Oh. Welp. Ur dead lol”

    • @Localidiothere
      @Localidiothere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@drawingdragons4097
      "Jimmy. Did you really call the virus "ur dead lol"?"
      "Yes"
      "You're a fucking genius"

    • @inactive7519
      @inactive7519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Localidiothere "get him an award"

    • @rujula6949
      @rujula6949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      the doc: oh lol you have the ur dead lol disease but don't worry, it's practically non lethal and you won't die (yet) so you can go home as of now :)

    • @rishabhmisra1267
      @rishabhmisra1267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No award for Jimmy cause the people who give the Nobel Award died to "ur deadlol"

  • @theoadkin4221
    @theoadkin4221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1029

    “Committed glorious crimes against humanity” you’d think he was playing a Papa’s game

  • @EpicZeus
    @EpicZeus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nobody:
    Game:"Man says his speech was probably the best speech ever"

  • @Vexy93
    @Vexy93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:27
    I can hear Covid saying this

  • @andersonle68
    @andersonle68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Should've gotten unlock annihilate gene for bioweapon. Kills a lot faster.

    • @Midorimusha
      @Midorimusha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Getting all symptoms is max lethality anyway, plus sympto-stasis makes it’s cheaper than going for the apocalypse gene

    • @andersonle68
      @andersonle68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Midorimusha hmmm now that you say that

    • @dazey856
      @dazey856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @ASTAR just click faster bro

    • @lucy6984
      @lucy6984 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dazey856 Da

    • @tszyau7264
      @tszyau7264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Annihilate gene is not good for bioweapon speedrunning because it kills way too fast so you will often lose the game if you unlock it too early. If you wait until most of the population are infected than unlock annihilate gene it is just too slow (my best run with this is ~220 days )
      And if speedrun with no annihilate gene, you can upgrade dysentery + necrosis to infect and kill at the same time, then use total organ failure to kill the rest. If you play it correctly you can get under 200 days.
      Don’t know why I’ve gotten so serious 10 months after this comment but this is it lol

  • @-DanP
    @-DanP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1677

    We’re lucky that the guy thats playing plague inc with the world sucks at speedrunning

    • @jaylux5556
      @jaylux5556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol

    • @sokyu7723
      @sokyu7723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Be quiet he’ll notice

    • @coffeduck9014
      @coffeduck9014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Well check the corner of the game. Days pass in seconds in this game, who knows how fast it really is spreading

    • @TheLivingThanos
      @TheLivingThanos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What are you saying he is speed running us.... In one year more than 4mil dead

    • @dinkesh_jain
      @dinkesh_jain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank god it's not EasySpeezy

  • @asuna9572
    @asuna9572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:22 "so we're gonna get some more air"

  • @onlygameplay134
    @onlygameplay134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Can we appreciate how realistic this game is? I mean, the spreading patterns are very similar to covid. Even the difficulty to infect an exact country is similar to reality...

    • @eunhogarcia5293
      @eunhogarcia5293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hmmmmmmm.........................

    • @onlygameplay134
      @onlygameplay134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@eunhogarcia5293 I didn't mean some conspiracy theory. They just got the development and the healthcare level right in most countries...

    • @riverstein9523
      @riverstein9523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@onlygameplay134 Yeah it's actually pretty neat, I've been playing this game for several years and when covid started to spread I just kept thinking about plague inc strats when trying to gauge the situation. And then they released a version of the game in the middle of the pandemic where you as a world leader try to save the world from a deadly virus instead of kill it, and imo it's both very realistic and so much harder than the og game. I still haven't beaten it yet. Keep getting things like "antimaskers are rioting in the streets, infection rates increased" or "fake news spreads that the vaccine has a tracker in it--people resisting vaccination efforts." You can tell they definitely used the pandemic as inspiration for the research in this new version of the game.

    • @bionodroid547
      @bionodroid547 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i mean yeah, the diseases spread from air and seaports, but a pathogen doesn't evolve species-wide like in the game. so the primary gameplay mechanic is contrary to how life works, and thus you'd never have a disease wipe out the entirety of humanity via evolving to spread then kill

    • @robloxJAJAJAJAJA
      @robloxJAJAJAJAJA ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some stuff aren't realistic tho, like Germany annexing Netherlands and Denmark, The Palawan island is gone from Philippines, Malaysia is annexed by Indonesia, etc

  • @damusketeer
    @damusketeer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2761

    Doctor: "You have a Virus that will cause severe infect to your body." **Crying**
    Patient: **Crying** "What is it called?"
    Doctor: "It's hard to tell."
    Patient: "Tell me what Virus is in my body? Please!"
    Doctor: "Okay I'll tell you."
    "It's called.. UR DEAD LOL"

    • @CamPaFai
      @CamPaFai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Homie caught the ur dead lol

    • @Balls308
      @Balls308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Covid variant in 2030:

    • @spongebobfunnyy
      @spongebobfunnyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      “severe infect”

    • @MarianBaci
      @MarianBaci 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      XDDDDDDDD

    • @theyeetgamer7787
      @theyeetgamer7787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How many subs can i get off this commentBefore:30

  • @highracooon
    @highracooon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2619

    I just hired bill nye to play this irl with me

    • @lucacippitelli508
      @lucacippitelli508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Lol noob, imagine not getting Neil d’grass Tyson off of fiver to play it with me in his basement (pls help)

    • @766N
      @766N 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@lucacippitelli508 blink twice if you need help

    • @HaveANiceDayLol.
      @HaveANiceDayLol. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@lucacippitelli508 blink twice if you need help

    • @randomgoose2905
      @randomgoose2905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@lucacippitelli508 blink twice if you need help

    • @horizon7272
      @horizon7272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@lucacippitelli508 blink twice if you need help

  • @ryanbos9271
    @ryanbos9271 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:31 “it’s just who i am, i’m a speedrunner. And i guess now also a world ender.” -eazyspeezy

  • @theonlybrokenpencil
    @theonlybrokenpencil ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I once made an absolutely hilarious combination of insanity and diarrhea. My people started projectile pooping on the streets. *It was glorious.*

  • @coolskeleton_95_
    @coolskeleton_95_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    "Doctor, what has my son been infected with?"
    "Ur dead lol"

  • @tellyer9252
    @tellyer9252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Literally anyone who tries to take him out of context just needs to cut out every 3 seconds and their done lmao

  • @theworm7156
    @theworm7156 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:26 “world mourns hamambe death” HAD ME DYING

  • @lokani
    @lokani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You gotta think about it that way, people can't develop cures if they're not alive."
    -EasySpeezy 2021

  • @xhomiegreninjax137
    @xhomiegreninjax137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    He managed to beat Plague Inc in 20 minutes and God is still in the middle of his run.

    • @afurhat4726
      @afurhat4726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He didnt have the extra buffs

    • @RetroAxis15291
      @RetroAxis15291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Humans are the disease and god is trying to use the forces of nature to get rid of us

    • @bluesap7318
      @bluesap7318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Gods just a filthy normie who loves casual games

    • @kiz._.y211
      @kiz._.y211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@RetroAxis15291 okay so your saying your a plague 2

    • @palea1335
      @palea1335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Nah, God in the middle of his virus run. He would've had an easier time if he picked fungus, since he could've just sporebursted everywhere and get lethality maximum at around the 200 day mark. Would've still had cure at a breakneck close completion rate, but he would've completed the run.

  • @Protonyx
    @Protonyx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I'd love to see him go insane while doing a terraria speedrun

    • @RobGcraft
      @RobGcraft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      100% Terraria run too (glitches allowed)

    • @link8499
      @link8499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes we need this

    • @staffmasterlight1739
      @staffmasterlight1739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh no that would be absolute hell

    • @ParadoxZeph
      @ParadoxZeph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hell yeah terraria

    • @ParadoxZeph
      @ParadoxZeph 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      69th like btw

  • @pikachu_boi7762
    @pikachu_boi7762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Things are gonna get much worse for Sweden in a little bit"
    me in sweden: hmm, time to move i think

  • @Mike-mf3ed
    @Mike-mf3ed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I once played this game with my brother. I was very young back then so almost anything made us laugh. We made a choice that made us laugh for many days. It was the name that we gave it…
    It was meant to be a little joke, but then the notifications came screaming “My butt is spreading across the world” and “My butt has killed thousands of people”
    Those may not be the exact words, but it’s been a long time since I’ve last played this game.

  • @offlinemedia1784
    @offlinemedia1784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    “Man says his speech is possibly the best speech ever”
    Can’t argue with a man if there’s no argument.

    • @ButWhyMe...
      @ButWhyMe... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If there are no people to argue with your speech then you must be right!

  • @AnnaMorgause
    @AnnaMorgause 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1304

    “Virus isn’t too bad” - everyone in January 2020

  • @Ghorda9
    @Ghorda9 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    as a note, spore hardening maxes out the land, sea and air transmission so you don't need any of the air or water transmissions with fungus.

  • @Anna-rh5mj
    @Anna-rh5mj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Even when everybody in the world is infected, you’ve gotta respect the lone pilot still denying the outbreak 4:08

  • @brandonm1708
    @brandonm1708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    6:24 you will be forever in our hearts, Hamambe

  • @festerdam4548
    @festerdam4548 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tips: You can devolve symptoms. If the game tells you your plague mutated and don't want to get discorvered, is too serious or too lethal you can devolve. Depending on the pathogen it can cost or recover dna points.
    Regarding the parasite. I noticed that if you develop the parasite symbiosis path to the end, it lowers severity so much you can develop very infectious non-lethal symptoms without getting detected, becoming a very easy run.
    Note that I only played Plague inc Evolved and I am not sure if there are any significant differences.

  • @jakejoins7552
    @jakejoins7552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Everyone who’s ever played plague inc knows the awful feeling of Greenland not being infected when travel bans go up

  • @sophiesmith9300
    @sophiesmith9300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    When I see Easy's bad parasite run: D:
    When he jumps back and I see he dropped 23 seconds: :D

    • @jsaucemapping7107
      @jsaucemapping7107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And they didn’t use the bio weapon ability too

    • @MarianBaci
      @MarianBaci 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jsaucemapping7107 eazy used the bio weapon

    • @LuizHenrique9406
      @LuizHenrique9406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MarianBaci yeah, but he didn't hit the armageddon button, instead used common symptoms to end them

  • @AWildRaito
    @AWildRaito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    "No more healthy people in the world, that is music to my ears!"
    Me: *Pravus Gaming Flashbacks*

  • @lrmusic931
    @lrmusic931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I played this game last year March 13th. I was just having fun, and even named it CORONA, but boi they did a lockdown on all countries the day after and I blamed myself for setting what was going to be the biggest event in the world lmao

  • @deletedremoved1773
    @deletedremoved1773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why do I find this relaxing?

  • @VioletVaniaComposer
    @VioletVaniaComposer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Day one of reminding Eazy to stay hydrated

    • @thebrosbanging2582
      @thebrosbanging2582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Have a nice journey

    • @tost5986
      @tost5986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wish you luck bro

    • @Silvermoonmaker
      @Silvermoonmaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Glhf

    • @B3anb01
      @B3anb01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Day one of reminding YOU to stay hydrated

    • @IDoWhatIfs
      @IDoWhatIfs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that a patrick cc reference

  • @adenosinetriphosphate2494
    @adenosinetriphosphate2494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    “People can’t develop a cure if they’re all dead”
    No, no, he’s got a point

  • @justacryptid7412
    @justacryptid7412 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    so there is a game very similar to this my brother plays and his strategy is to make sure that all the plagues imunities are max and it travels really easily, wait for everyone to get infected without them knowing then make it dangerous and kill them all symotaniously

  • @Blaze-Gamer1
    @Blaze-Gamer1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A fungus that bursts out spores?
    SMILE

  • @PSIMarth
    @PSIMarth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "world mourns harambe death," thanks plague inc headlines

  • @suhanichopraa
    @suhanichopraa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    “if there’s ever a mass panic, just make sure yours is much bigger”

    • @rishil6491
      @rishil6491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because we tried to raid area 51

  • @Shadow_5916
    @Shadow_5916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Have anyone else noticed that Hawaii isn’t in the game? What if there’s a People who’s sending all the viruses bacterial bio weapons etc.

  • @alexopia9638
    @alexopia9638 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I always start in Egypt because it has two ports and an airport plus you get an aired climate bonus

  • @Jexplatoon
    @Jexplatoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Haters, be careful!
    This man is about to speed run your funeral.

  • @TheKinji789
    @TheKinji789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "Speedrunning Earth any%"

    • @justlixian293
      @justlixian293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Americans doing great so far irl

  • @WolfRose11
    @WolfRose11 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Greenland is a hard place to get to."
    Madagascar: Am I a joke to you?

  • @Kawaiitwo
    @Kawaiitwo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seeing you evolve Total Organ Failure before Necrosis hurt me SO bad…

  • @cakegd5705
    @cakegd5705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    i love how you have chill background music while you are playing a game that you have to infect the whole of humanity with a disease with horrible symptoms

    • @evwclips6741
      @evwclips6741 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cake "[GD]" lol geometry dash gg

  • @interstellar.7297
    @interstellar.7297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    “Wear your mask to prevent corona”
    “I’m more worried about *Ur dead lol* “

  • @OtterPxp
    @OtterPxp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The news be like: *LOCAL MAN KILLS HUMANITY SEVERAL TIMES*

  • @needboostRL
    @needboostRL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Saudi Arabia as soon as a speed runner comes: ah s**t, here we go again

  • @adamwilke88
    @adamwilke88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Yooooooooo, greenland be like me when my friends text me to leave my house

  • @Nahtanojrepus
    @Nahtanojrepus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    as someone who normally plays plague inc on mega brutal, this is really interesting to watch. I recall the "don't get lethal until you've infected most of the world" strategy from my pre-megabrutal days (on mega brutal you get noticed before too long no matter what you do so there's no way to stop the countries from responding to you, you gotta keep ahead of them) but honestly it's strange to see how little you have to worry about burning yourself out of a country. On mega brutal infectivity is reduced so you've really got to balance lethality with infectivity or you may kill off all your hosts faster than you can infect new ones, and end up leaving a country uninfected. It's honestly kinda surprising how irrelevant that problem is on casual.

  • @the-cx5bq
    @the-cx5bq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    eazyspeezy: speedruns plauge inc
    me: barely spreads or kills anyone in game

  • @matheusalvarenga7820
    @matheusalvarenga7820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "casual" difficulty in Plague Inc. should be renamed "Brazil"

  • @elvi5_40theparakeet_gaming9
    @elvi5_40theparakeet_gaming9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This dude should speedrun the megaburtal difficult portion of the game, not including the cure. It would be fun.

    • @25nigga91
      @25nigga91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Burtal

  • @chuwee3835
    @chuwee3835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    “you know if there’s ever mass panic just make sure your mass panic is better than there’s” -eazyspeezy 2021.

    • @chonkydog6262
      @chonkydog6262 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      holy shit you just HAD to make 3 comments

    • @chuwee3835
      @chuwee3835 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chonkydog6262 yus

    • @chuwee3835
      @chuwee3835 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mason Hanna yus