@@hugosequeira2997 yeah he does, even his dull boring friends he elevates them with his charisma which Martin lacks a lot of, just because he is friends with fluffy gives him a bit of a following but to me he's not as funny as Gabriel made him seem
I wish men could get periods once, just once. Not because I’m sadistic, or because I want men to suffer. None of that. If men had a period, period leave would become law.
I hear about that shit and I still wonder to this day why women are not treated seriously with that shit. "I gotta go to the bathroom" "Oh shit go girl forget the hall pass!!"
virginia..maybe you just have a lacking sense of humor...Martin is funny but has a dark sense of humor ..i think he tries to play the stereotype mexican a little too much but is funny non the less..lets face it the manpon bit was funny as hell and he had a few other great punch lines..if you don't think the manpon bit was funny then maybe you are too easily offended and should be in your safe space and not on the internet
I rarely watch any other comedy than Fluffy's, because most of them seem to be about taboos and cursing and really stupid stuff. I'm happy that Martin isn't homophobic and seems to be understanding person. you go machete!
I especially laughed at the part about sex when you get older. My man is 51 (im 29) and he gives it to me like he was in his 20s w/o any need for the little blue pill. Definitely blessed there. :)
At the very end, he says his name in perfect Spanish, and right after that, the announcer has zero clue and completely mispronounces it. I can understand saying Margin the English way. But come on, Moreno is not an uncommon or hard to say name. It is not "Moh-ren-yo." Copy the guy, he just said his name. I'm Anglo, but wow, learn a little, at least listen and copy how he says it. Not too hard.
Beatriz Lopez he didn’t really say it wrong, just not with a spanish accent. Still said Moreno, not moreño. He just dragged out the “n” for longer than necessary
If you listen, he is speaking English fluently and with no accent whatsoever (in being from Mexico, Cuba or another Spanish speaking country), which means he's from the United States. He may speak Spanish as well, but in being that fluent in speaking English, ya think maybe he can say his own name either way & makes the choice to speak it the "English" way instead of the "Spanish" way?
I dream to have that guy as a friend, as a part of my life, at my side. He is funny, he’s been around, he is funny, he’s street wise, he’s funny....Martin doesn’t have to be a pretty boy to have a manly charm.
I will never read his name as Martin. It will always be "MARRRTIIINNN"
Rayden Kreps I’m the same way 😂😂 I read the title just like that.
Orale!😂😂😂
OMG YES🤣
Omg yes 🤣🤣
😂😂😂 same here
First time hearing Martin....not disappointed 👍
Same here.
I always wondered about his act.
Joyia Williams Same!!! I saw his name and clicked like IMMEDIATELY!
Me too 😂
Omg- is this FLUFFY's Martin?! Hahaha. I freaking love him! Hahaha!!
He's OK
"I feel a disturbance in the force"
Mo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And that's how u know they were bimbos-
YESS i came here from Fluffy
@@ragingoverwatch3052 same
From the way fluffy explained him I thought he would have a way way way deeper voice than this
you've clearly never watched fluffy then b/c Martin is always on the scene and usually announces fluffy's entrance on stage
@@janeames1513 on yt he dosent...
From the way Gabriel described him I thought he was going to be funnier but he's just meh
@@rockk9753 Fluffy makes anything funny...
@@hugosequeira2997 yeah he does, even his dull boring friends he elevates them with his charisma which Martin lacks a lot of, just because he is friends with fluffy gives him a bit of a following but to me he's not as funny as Gabriel made him seem
If Weird Al Yankovich and the Machete had a love child
Llllllloooooooolllllllll
😂😂
Lmfao TRUUEEE 🤣🤣🤣
Your guys are all wrong. Martiiiiiiiin is the love child of Machete Man Danny Trejo.
He does remind me of Al
Martin: Siri whats the weather outside
Siri: Why Don't You Stick yo head out the window
Ha i got that
Martin: Siri talk dirty to me
Siri: now i ain’t no white Iphone!
Oh cool, you have black Siri too?
@@Hunkymonkey7492 Siri: "you betta not pee on me. Okay, I ain't like that WHITE Iphone." 😂
Him and Gabriel basically tell the same jokes only Gabriel is actually funny unlike Martin
MARTIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!
+Vincent Nicoletti ¡Oralé!
How did you get in there and fit?
Alex Lawrence no. You killed the joke
Vincent Nicoletti EEEY CHECK IT OUT ITS THE FAT AND THE FURIOUS!!
Who else read that in fluffy's voice?😂
“Martin and I”
All the good ones start like that...😁
Only true fans know that
@@epdlp4506 i was going to say that XD MAAARTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!1
We all have a friend like that.
"Marrrtín n' I"
who else found this video while watching Gabriel Iglesias?
Kobe Garcia me
Kobe Garcia me
damn it ✋😳
Me
Kobe Garcia damn I did
I wish men could get periods once, just once. Not because I’m sadistic, or because I want men to suffer. None of that. If men had a period, period leave would become law.
Truth
Lea B right we’d get days off
I hear about that shit and I still wonder to this day why women are not treated seriously with that shit.
"I gotta go to the bathroom"
"Oh shit go girl forget the hall pass!!"
PREACH
And there would be no more wars. Too much bleeding to fight. Lol
mixed between machete and lemmy from moterhead
Tommy Gleason he would love to hear that.
Tommy Gleason 😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸
danny trejo...would approve ...he has laughed about the fact that martin got confused as machete'
Frank Bello of Anthrax
Lmaooooo
"This month, all the women, you get a pass"
Me: *on my period for 5 months straight then not for 2 months*
?!
I don’t think that’s healthy, girl 😅
As a fellow woman, HOLY SHIT GO TO A GYNECOLOGIST! If nothing else, they can put you on birth control to level that shit out; that's not normal.
Umm, i think thata bad
i mean the lack of bleeding is convenient but there ia probably a issue there
Preggy?
GILF!!!! KILLED ME.
No idea he did his own comedy. Thought he just a wingman and assistant to Fluffy.
warpshield l know right!
Same
Pretty kool when you learn the stories behind the comedy is real and not just made up 👍
I thought Martin was his manager
“You ain’t tearing 💩 up “. I’m on the floor 😭😭
this is the first time i ever see him do something besides just sitting at the corner now i know why 😂😂
joan Alonso I don't think he will make it big that's why he will only be apart of fluffys entourage
Exactly Martin sucks! No talent at all.
virginia..maybe you just have a lacking sense of humor...Martin is funny but has a dark sense of humor ..i think he tries to play the stereotype mexican a little too much but is funny non the less..lets face it the manpon bit was funny as hell and he had a few other great punch lines..if you don't think the manpon bit was funny then maybe you are too easily offended and should be in your safe space and not on the internet
Virginia Ryno bit like you sweetheart
@@virginiaryno2631 damn someone's pissed at nothing, gonna cry?
I laughed Hard "Man Pons" out loud
The man, the myth, the legend, give it up... for Machete!
I about died when he said "manpons"
This is my first time hearing Martin. He was awesome. Look forward to hearing more of him. 🤩🤩
Me: I and Martin
Fluffy: Marrrrtiiin and I
only true fans can relate😂
Or just people who know proper grammar.
Yeah!!
If men had periods the world would end due to pure rage and anger.
SMILE MACHETE!!!!
He looks like a mix between danny sexbang and triple h lmfao
bean guru you got a point
bean guru don't forget peter frampton
If you know who Carles Puyol is, Martin looks like Puyol retired 20 years and was partying with Ronaldo
Machete
bean guru Loving the profile picture!
(Beep) (beep) "MARTIN!!!!!!"
ohlaleh
Orrraleee. It's the fat & the furious 😂
Yooo hooo!
(He lives in the hood, I don’t get out the car)
Nice MerkRampage pic
When my hubby asks me what's wrong when I'm bleeding I look at him like he's special and just deadass say everything 😂
This was funny as hell! I didn't know Martin was good at stand up comedy!
The man the myth the legend give it up for my Martin
It's awesome to see that Martin is funny in his own right and isn't living in Fluffy's shadow or something haha
Man-pons!!! OMG.... 😂😂😂😂
I rarely watch any other comedy than Fluffy's, because most of them seem to be about taboos and cursing and really stupid stuff. I'm happy that Martin isn't homophobic and seems to be understanding person. you go machete!
omg , martiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin is hilarious xD
Machete does stand up?
yes
TMan1236 machete from spykids?
TMan1236 It's spelt Ma Che Tae. 😂
no its not... it machete....
TMan1236 hahahahaha he waches gabriel
MARTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNN!!!
+Alexandru Moldoveanu ¡Órale!
dude your comedy always makes me and my boyfriend laugh our butts off. love you man
This is my introduction to Martin. He IS a gilf. Definitely!
Can't wait to hear more from him
This guy is highly underrated
He needs a comedy special I bet he has some great stories. If it's this funny I'd watch it twice.
MARTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
¡Oralé!
Hey look it's the Fat and the Furious!
All this time thought fluffy was imitating his voice but legit that's his voice lol
He look like mix between of Machete and Sex Machine from "Dusk till Dawn" lmao 😂😂
Yes
MARTIN!!!!!!!!
¡Oralé!
Hey look it's the Fat and the Furious!
"I DROWNED SIRI!!!" 😂
First time l have ever seen a Martin comedy video after being a fan of Fluffy for two years now.
....What took me so long? XD
I didn't know carles puyol Was a comedian
Lmao
Juan Huerta it's not him is his dad
Lmfao good one
He picked up a hobby in retirement
Bruh lmao
“You don’t know what the hell your doing! But your tearin it up anyway!”
Lol oh god the truth is making me embarrassed lol
Martin has a sweeter voice I thought he really would sound like Danny trejo
“I DROWNED SIRI”
Freaking hilarious lol, and holy crap I didn't know he was a grandfather
I think he's also an uncle 2!!
MARTIN I MEET HIM IN SAN ANTONIO FEW YEARS AGO AT A CLUB WITH HIS FRIEND GABRIEL AKA FLUFFY
A DAY I WILL NEVER FORGET 🎉🎉❤
every good story starts with "so... MaRRRtiiin and i..." :D
Hey,it's Machete!!
Ian Israel I'm so happy to let my friends know that I took a photo with machete.
Martin Moreno Rocks.
I DROWNED SIRI !
this deserve more clap legend
When he squealed LEAVE! 😂
tbh audience was dull.... that ufc n wwe bit was awesome XD
Tbh he was lame
yash shetty
, the audience wasnt dull, he was lame, extremely lame.
That’s because he wasn’t funny
I'm baffled at how accurate animated Martin is XD
Positive thing about a "quarantine"...get to catch up on funny I never heard
Dammit that was 5 months ago and we are still doing the same thing lolol
I like this guy . I've watched hundreds of hours of multiple different comedians and never knew about him.
I'd like to see Martin read the label on a can of Tomato paste, and watch people try NOT to laugh. :P
MARTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!
Let it be known; we say that way as a sign of respect. For the Great Martin Moreno.
Martiiiiiiiiiin!!!!!!!!
¡Oralé!
Hey look it's the Fat and the Furious
How did you get in there
Martin Rocks!
That's an amazing friend😂
Omg he is hilarious I love this man I would do hem any day
I especially laughed at the part about sex when you get older. My man is 51 (im 29) and he gives it to me like he was in his 20s w/o any need for the little blue pill. Definitely blessed there. :)
Eww. U have daddy issues 🤮
My goodness between you and Gabriel, I may just actually die laughing ! Lmao
At the very end, he says his name in perfect Spanish, and right after that, the announcer has zero clue and completely mispronounces it. I can understand saying Margin the English way. But come on, Moreno is not an uncommon or hard to say name. It is not "Moh-ren-yo." Copy the guy, he just said his name. I'm Anglo, but wow, learn a little, at least listen and copy how he says it. Not too hard.
Ben W Dang. I hadn't noticed that the person said it wrong!
Beatriz Lopez he didn’t really say it wrong, just not with a spanish accent. Still said Moreno, not moreño. He just dragged out the “n” for longer than necessary
If you listen, he is speaking English fluently and with no accent whatsoever (in being from Mexico, Cuba or another Spanish speaking country), which means he's from the United States. He may speak Spanish as well, but in being that fluent in speaking English, ya think maybe he can say his own name either way & makes the choice to speak it the "English" way instead of the "Spanish" way?
if your reading this martin just watched your show for musikfest 2023 and it was amazing you guys always do a great job it was my first show
I dream to have that guy as a friend, as a part of my life, at my side. He is funny, he’s been around, he is funny, he’s street wise, he’s funny....Martin doesn’t have to be a pretty boy to have a manly charm.
The way they botched his name at the end has me rolling XD
Who knew Macheté is a comedian and he wears glasses
now i see how accurate were fluffy's jokes about him hahaha, they're both the best!
Martin is great. 🖤 He's for sure a GILF.
"Is she worth waste in a Cialis on"
I died
Oyyyyy.....Marrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiinnnnn 👏🏼😂
Many loves from Greece bro 👊😎💪❤️🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷
MARTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Daniel Martinez Oooooralé!!!!!!
Much better than I expected. Actually you are really good and authentic.
8:53
You just got your 1 black friend warning...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DAMN THE BEST GRANDPA EVER
MARTIIIIIINNN!!! Órale.
"Some women are clapping, you evil bi*ches"
XD
Anyone else notice his left arm is a lot bigger than his right arm?
He's single
Whats his workout
Wrong. It's just because he's holding the 🎤
Because he is a lefty?
It's probably because his left sleeve is rolled up higher than the right one and how he's holding the microphone
bruh this dude be preaching 😆
Took ur advice and fluffys about making a cop laught and it work
I got to met MARTINNNNNN!!!!!
What if he started like, "Fluffy and I"
It would be GAY-briel and I. I feel like the emphasis would be on the first syllable.
“Stop it, you bitches!”
😅😅😅😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
this isn't so much comedy more like a life story and his personal opinion with somewhat a mild taste of humor
this is from 2015 and i saw him recently along with gabriel and i couldnt stop laughing.
Isn't that what comedy is all about?!
All comedy is personal stories.. in some fashion.
Martiiiiiiiiiin......Oooorale :-D love that guy. Marrrrtiiiin is the best
Does that mean he's a...
GILF'ty pleasure?
“Oh shit, what a GILF!”
Seems like Martin likes to skip leg days :)
i cant unsee that now-hey martin, we love you! but do your legs, bro!
MARTINNNNN. You’re hysterical!
great stuff
Haha, i'm enjoying this kind of sharing comedy.
He sounds like Gabes younger brother XD
This one was good! Didn't expect it but glad I watched the whole thing!