If I had 10$ for every time I gained 1 In body count, my bank would be be negative one Octillion, one hundred ten septillion, one sextillion, twenty quintillion, one hundred thirteen quadrillion, ten trillion, one billion, four hundred eighty nine million, three hundred fourty five thousand six hundred seventy dollars!
13:27 the noodles expand when put in hot water, the noodle companies aren’t _really_ trying to scam you they’re just leaving room for the noodles to expand
The irony is that advertisements lie about how good the food looks, while 5 minute crafts lies about how bad the original food looks. Both for the same reason... To sell their bullshiat
bro, someone sued mtn dew for a rat in his drink, but mtn dew got a chemist to prove that by the time the guy would have gotten his drink, the entire rat and its skeleton would have dissolved so he would have no way of knowing if a rat was in there in the first place
OK on the like to paste thing, I believe or whatever that is, I think it's toothpaste from the look of it. And for one what they put on there. I believe is just a basic lake PH indicator and so that's why it turned purple on one side and yellow in the other. The yellow I believe means that it is more of a neutral or base so like aching soda I believe is a base. Don't quote me, but I believe that baking soda is like a fairly basic and look as far as it is like honey. No acidic to base scale. I believe that baking soda is fairly basic. That's why it makes a great lake cleaner. And then on the other side you got stuff. Make new vinegar in other stuff. It could be slightly wrong like I could be wrong. You don't quote me and it could be that it's like hydrogen peroxide, which is safe, so long as you don't swallow it. And also there's certain like acids that are perfectly safe. Probably wouldn't be the best to swallow. But wouldn't really hurt. You also fluoride isn't gonna hurt you. Also, that makes a great toothpaste mean think about it. That's what the dentist used and so I mean, if the dentist used fluoride, then you know it's gotta be good so. There's something to think about anyways.Just wanted to get my opinion on that
For one that was clearly not asked Brendan. That was Alka saucer because Aspirin would not bubble like that. It would just melt and dissolve. Into like a powsir, also, Aspirin is in a lot of like pain medicines. Better like. A lot of the lake Windsor closer to ibuprofen than the ones that are so like the non. The non Acetaminophen. Acetaminophen It also melts or dissolves instead ovisiting the Alka. Salter. On the other hand physics and it is in fact a like stomach. It's made deliberate, so you're stomach. But there is also an alcohol that has like cold and flu medicine in it. Which is made to where like you can pop it in sodapop it in water and it will it's the name Add bubbles. What's the name alka seltzer seltzer water? No, that's where all that comes from seltzer water alka seltzer hence why I say 5-Minute Crafts They need to learn how to label stuff cause They completely messed up on it It is not aspirin it is Alka seltzer cause aspirin like I said woods melt and dissolve.
On the muffin thing for one that's not true that there is not no synthetic fibers in it at the most. What it might potentially be is, it could be a depending on what type of muffin it is it could be either. A little bit of on like not very thoroughly, broken down like fruit. For instance, it could be like banana cause. In particular, I believe that looked kinda like a banana umwalnut muffin. So most likely it was banana. That just wasn't as smoothly incorporated. And so that's most likely where that came from. White was like gooey and all that banana is going to be kind of gooey after it's been heated up and when you add water to it like that, it will turn back. And you're like a gooey substance, so that's probably where that came from. Also, with the like, the steam and stuffthat's not going to be true, really? Because they wouldn't use something that isn't gonna look like steam. Because the problem is that's not gonna look like real steam. So what they would do is they would use like a little hot plate essentially kind of like what fajitas have. But they would have an empty one and they would throw a little bit of water on there to create that like natural steam. That looks good, but it's just behind the food. But it's still completely real steam and it actually looks realthis doesn't happen to be the food itself that's steaming.
@@Ryor97think it's first 3 minutes or something. I know GameGrumps always try to avoid cursing within the first few minutes and if they let something out their editors censor them till the time limit passes.
Just want to throw this little anecdote out. My wife's grandmother is 108 going on 109 if she makes it to the end of January. Every day she eats a little debbie snack of some sort and drinks a can of soda. She's been doing it since the 50's. Genetics is more powerful than anything else when it comes to long term health.
When I was (briefly-I did not care for it) involved in modeling I did a photo shoot with a photographer who also did work for food magazines. Because of the heat of the lights certain foods would just not hold up. I once saw an egg dish he was working on. The egg had been lacquered 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Butter is labeled as “butter” but sometimes margarine is called “buttery spread” or “butter substitute” or just plain ol’ margarine so keep that in mind when you go shopping for butter
On. The apple thing, most apples do not actually have wax partially. Because here's the thing. Apples are lost multiple time but alno, they are often. Shipped in? Things aren't necessarily going to be refrigerated. Because they're apples. They don't have to be refrigerator so while they might not be It's hot or whatever.It's probably going to The time that it gets to the store be Any wax that was on there would probably have pretty much so melted off
dw lando going to school does suck. which is exactly why im not, and haven't been. with all my depression built up i would say my life is on a crash course at this point
Landon casually turning blue for a little every once in a while Also I put berries in cereal and on pie and stuff and it tastes so frickin good It’s not to make it healthier it’s cause it tastes good
I stopped watching TV when Keeping Up With the Kardashian's came out and spawned an ass load of reality TV shows. I only stream and don't even onw cable. Awesome video. Like the show, How It's Made, but funnier. This looks like WAY too much work. I have a feeling most of these were created by a psychopath.
It seems like doing all this is more work than just making the food the normal way. Also seems like they put more effort into the fake food than the real food
i used to work at mcdonalds. That fry shot is real. There is this weird funnel thing that we use to put the fries in the cup, and it always comes out like a mess
Bananna slices in cheerios is amazing, plain cheerios, small scoop of sugar, milk and bananas or replace sugar and plain cheerios for hunny nut cheerios.
fruit in certain cereal and on pancakes is great, not so much for the *health benefit* more for the taste. highly recommend. even some frozen mixed berries in a hot bowl of oats is goodness
my favorite part of eating pancakes has always been the cardboard in between them
somebody gets it!
Same
Nah nah nah. The engine oil carries fr
False advertising, I want to eat the cardboard too!!
@@Landokalrizzyeah exactly
If I had a nickel for everytime a commercial was honest about what they were selling
Id be flat broke
And if you lost a nickel every time they weren’t, you’d be in severe debt
I'm flat out broke anyway
If I had 10$ for every time I gained 1 In body count, my bank would be be negative one Octillion, one hundred ten septillion, one sextillion, twenty quintillion, one hundred thirteen quadrillion, ten trillion, one billion, four hundred eighty nine million, three hundred fourty five thousand six hundred seventy dollars!
Yes. I typed that all out without Google
@@danielcook6184 -$1,110,001,020,113,010,001,489,345,670 (relatable)
My favorite line from just lando is..." I'd probably put it in my mouth while no one's looking just to see what it tastes like" ah yes perfect
Goes well for any occasion.
Him and his toothpick, the best duo
Anyone one else finding his intros & outros the best part of the video?
Yeah, but the whole video is great
lando: I'm making everything sound sexual
joey: atta boy
You know, I really like your sarcasm & these videos. Please don’t die 🙏🏽
13:27 the noodles expand when put in hot water, the noodle companies aren’t _really_ trying to scam you they’re just leaving room for the noodles to expand
yeah, but the noodles can expand just fine without the extra half cup of space they leave
didnt i just watched this video like 30min ago o.o, im confused, but I liked it again and commenting for the algorythm. Keep it up 👍
I had to re-upload due to copyright🙄
@@Landokalrizzso in order to avoid copyright, you had to make a copy, right?
@@rowentaylor9784 *insert laughter*
@@rowentaylor9784 🤣🤣
The irony is that advertisements lie about how good the food looks, while 5 minute crafts lies about how bad the original food looks.
Both for the same reason... To sell their bullshiat
I was waiting for what felt like forever for you to upload a video and you (finally) did, thank you
Thank youu, my illness has faded and i'm back to our weekly uploads 🙏🏼
@@Landokalrizz I'm glad your back and better, I'm sorry you were sick, must've been miserable
@@Landokalrizz not as miserable as me without your content (jk)
I feel less bad about all those times I've said, "I don't care what anyone says, I'm putting that in my mouth." 😂
Jokes on you I always put aspirin in my sodas
You're not supposed to use soda to take aspirin?! 😮😢
0:22 it’s actually refershing to hear people talk normally. Keep it up lando
Im drinking a can of mtn dew well watching this video
you're doing great👌🏼
mtn dew does help me write music so there is some weird stuff in it.some of my music is on my familys small channel named ecklesdafer family
and you made my whole day
i was jumping for joy when you replayed
bro, someone sued mtn dew for a rat in his drink, but mtn dew got a chemist to prove that by the time the guy would have gotten his drink, the entire rat and its skeleton would have dissolved so he would have no way of knowing if a rat was in there in the first place
Lando on his way to redo every 2016-2018 video
I love me some glue in my mozzarella
Dont we all
I love me my perfume in my OJ.
Fr
I actually put fruit in my cereal when I have it. Bananas and blueberries are lowkey fire in cereal
ikr???? i do it so much. just love it
SONG FOUND!!!! Better Came Along (feat. Danny Shea) by Siine. Just for you, Lando.
Edit: well they did use the instrumental version but, you know
People need to learn to make food look good while still being real
That's called presentation
It takes them less time to do it this way instead of doing the real thing
You mean just being in Europe?
OK on the like to paste thing, I believe or whatever that is, I think it's toothpaste from the look of it. And for one what they put on there. I believe is just a basic lake PH indicator and so that's why it turned purple on one side and yellow in the other. The yellow I believe means that it is more of a neutral or base so like aching soda I believe is a base. Don't quote me, but I believe that baking soda is like a fairly basic and look as far as it is like honey. No acidic to base scale. I believe that baking soda is fairly basic. That's why it makes a great lake cleaner. And then on the other side you got stuff. Make new vinegar in other stuff. It could be slightly wrong like I could be wrong. You don't quote me and it could be that it's like hydrogen peroxide, which is safe, so long as you don't swallow it.
And also there's certain like acids that are perfectly safe. Probably wouldn't be the best to swallow. But wouldn't really hurt. You also fluoride isn't gonna hurt you. Also, that makes a great toothpaste mean think about it. That's what the dentist used and so I mean, if the dentist used fluoride, then you know it's gotta be good so. There's something to think about anyways.Just wanted to get my opinion on that
Lando chewing on the toothpick like it’s his last meal 😭
18:37 you gotta ask diddy that
You can have real food in commercials as long as the chef isn't a complete spaz.
DA g0at of sarcasm
You would be a great manager of a restaurant. You could say, “Sir, this is a dennys..” like all day. 😂
The best commercial is Training your sarcasm with Lando
5:34 that's what Diddy said
Bro you hilarious as hell
we must need more
3:20 are used to love cut up some bananas in my Chex Mix cereal in the morning….in the 90s lol
The soap hits hard 🔥
You didn't flex your home on us this time. Remember acknowledge that 😂
For one that was clearly not asked Brendan. That was Alka saucer because Aspirin would not bubble like that. It would just melt and dissolve. Into like a powsir, also, Aspirin is in a lot of like pain medicines. Better like. A lot of the lake Windsor closer to ibuprofen than the ones that are so like the non.
The non Acetaminophen. Acetaminophen It also melts or dissolves instead ovisiting the Alka. Salter. On the other hand physics and it is in fact a like stomach. It's made deliberate, so you're stomach. But there is also an alcohol that has like cold and flu medicine in it. Which is made to where like you can pop it in sodapop it in water and it will it's the name Add bubbles. What's the name alka seltzer seltzer water? No, that's where all that comes from seltzer water alka seltzer hence why I say 5-Minute Crafts They need to learn how to label stuff cause They completely messed up on it It is not aspirin it is Alka seltzer cause aspirin like I said woods melt and dissolve.
Sliced banana and apple in milk taste nice for breakfast
Real milk or glue milk?
@@TheCommanderTaco real milk xD
On the muffin thing for one that's not true that there is not no synthetic fibers in it at the most. What it might potentially be is, it could be a depending on what type of muffin it is it could be either. A little bit of on like not very thoroughly, broken down like fruit. For instance, it could be like banana cause. In particular, I believe that looked kinda like a banana umwalnut muffin. So most likely it was banana. That just wasn't as smoothly incorporated. And so that's most likely where that came from. White was like gooey and all that banana is going to be kind of gooey after it's been heated up and when you add water to it like that, it will turn back. And you're like a gooey substance, so that's probably where that came from. Also, with the like, the steam and stuffthat's not going to be true, really? Because they wouldn't use something that isn't gonna look like steam. Because the problem is that's not gonna look like real steam. So what they would do is they would use like a little hot plate essentially kind of like what fajitas have. But they would have an empty one and they would throw a little bit of water on there to create that like natural steam. That looks good, but it's just behind the food. But it's still completely real steam and it actually looks realthis doesn't happen to be the food itself that's steaming.
I love how he tries to censor himself at first and then he just gives up
i think youtube usually demonetizes you if you say something profane in like the first minute or a few
@@Ryor97think it's first 3 minutes or something. I know GameGrumps always try to avoid cursing within the first few minutes and if they let something out their editors censor them till the time limit passes.
@@Ryor97 ok gotcha
@@TheCommanderTaco thanks for clarifying
He missed an opportunity to end the video at 19:11.
Context: go to 19:06.
It would've been comedy genius.
Just want to throw this little anecdote out. My wife's grandmother is 108 going on 109 if she makes it to the end of January. Every day she eats a little debbie snack of some sort and drinks a can of soda. She's been doing it since the 50's. Genetics is more powerful than anything else when it comes to long term health.
When I was (briefly-I did not care for it) involved in modeling I did a photo shoot with a photographer who also did work for food magazines.
Because of the heat of the lights certain foods would just not hold up.
I once saw an egg dish he was working on. The egg had been lacquered 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How does this only have 7k views
Butter is labeled as “butter” but sometimes margarine is called “buttery spread” or “butter substitute” or just plain ol’ margarine so keep that in mind when you go shopping for butter
This is the good type of reaction content, since you actually add something.
I love fake mc donalds, it's like cardboard with extra cheese
That’s just real McDonald’s
W-what do you mean? That sounds the exact same. Mcdonalds burgers are buns, and I don't mean bread.
On.
The apple thing, most apples do not actually have wax partially. Because here's the thing. Apples are lost multiple time but alno, they are often. Shipped in?
Things aren't necessarily going to be refrigerated. Because they're apples. They don't have to be refrigerator so while they might not be It's hot or whatever.It's probably going to The time that it gets to the store be Any wax that was on there would probably have pretty much so melted off
I'm to lazy to wait the whole fucking video to comment
Even at my saddest times this guy never fails to make me
Cringe myself
Jokes aside you always make me laugh
That’s the Wendy’s down the street
(Jk)
1:49 Well...
The Pizza looked great to me before they even begun, so it still looks tasty afterwards lol.
I was generally surprised at 0:17 when the like button glowed because I didn’t even know that that was a feature 😂😂
dw lando going to school does suck. which is exactly why im not, and haven't been. with all my depression built up i would say my life is on a crash course at this point
Landon casually turning blue for a little every once in a while
Also I put berries in cereal and on pie and stuff and it tastes so frickin good
It’s not to make it healthier it’s cause it tastes good
Thanks for reminding me about the bad shit
Ha jokes on you because I had to get therapy so I didn't go the school today
13:43 I don’t eat it to function.I eat it to enjoy the flavor because idk
I definitely do not add fruits to my cereal
MORE OF THESE PLEASE ADS VS REALITY
The first time he didn’t flex his mansion!
Once you get to a certain level of networth, the aura sorta speaks for itself
@@Landokalrizz I agree but we need to show off to the poor so we can sell our courses on how to make us more money😂
17:46 summary of the video
PLEASE post more videos lando, your videos always make my day
I stopped watching TV when Keeping Up With the Kardashian's came out and spawned an ass load of reality TV shows. I only stream and don't even onw cable.
Awesome video. Like the show, How It's Made, but funnier.
This looks like WAY too much work.
I have a feeling most of these were created by a psychopath.
It seems like doing all this is more work than just making the food the normal way. Also seems like they put more effort into the fake food than the real food
Man you are one of my favorite youtubers ever❤ keep up the great work
Fruit in cereal is a regular thing for me, but it’s with plain cheerios without all the added sugar so it’s actually a healthy meal.
Just Lando has the best commentary
i would love a video on pop
Hey lando another awesome video I hope your having a awesome day
Thank you! I hope you are as well 🙏🏼
@@Landokalrizzlike the high five
You're humor is gold. Love the vids.
This is probably my favorite so far, but the earth and universe ones were really interesting too
i used to work at mcdonalds. That fry shot is real. There is this weird funnel thing that we use to put the fries in the cup, and it always comes out like a mess
"i dont care what anybody says, im puting this in my mouth" lando 2024
In japan there are rules about the food you get in restaurants matching the pictures. Now, if only every other country would follow their example.
This ENTIRE video made me laugh a WHOLE lot😂
As a kid I'd throw berries or bananas in my cereal. But as I grew up I stopped.
I think you will get purged by the FDA after this
Great Video 🔥🔥🔥
Looks like the mcdonald's burger deflated 😂
Bro sliced banana and Cheerios smacked
Why around 80% of processed foods have bad things in them. I'm still gonna eat them though.
love the energy
Bros oiling up food like diddy 💀
land like i put everything in my mouth. i am with you bud
Sliced banana on cornflakes is pretty good. Don't knock it till you try it.
I'd want Japan's laws regarding food advertising. It has to look irl how it looks in ads.
Yeah I've always considered it normal to put fruit in my ceral
Bananna slices in cheerios is amazing, plain cheerios, small scoop of sugar, milk and bananas or replace sugar and plain cheerios for hunny nut cheerios.
Nice new studio space, how much did it cost? You usually tell us
look I love your channel and it's My birthday present for My 23 b'day not right now but Wait boi.
I enjoy watching your Channel Lando 😄
I love the raste of glue on a pizza.
This guy posts sacred videos
How much money has he spent on different house. Bro really needs to buy a new house every video
He has a space station so he’s probably Elon Musk rich.
In Japan the food from McDonalds look exactly like the adverts. Its kinda scary
another day of Lando's sarcasm ruining my day. love you man
Hey lando i live in scotland and we got monday off so thats good
Love a good bank holiday or whatever random reason we have to stay off
@@stovebot4280 yeah they the best days
5:39 same
The glue adds a bit of sour flavor to the pizza
Fruit works well in any wheat based breakfast cereal
5 minutes craft actually mass something worth our time
fruit in certain cereal and on pancakes is great, not so much for the *health benefit* more for the taste. highly recommend. even some frozen mixed berries in a hot bowl of oats is goodness
I love fruit in cereal