Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch ( lyrics )
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ม.ค. 2025
- / gootiealbernaz
/ gootiealbernaz
/ gootiealbernaz
/ supergootie
Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
(I'd appreciate your input)
Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered, like my Waffle House hash browns
Come quicker than FedEx, never reach an apex, just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early, just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Getting horny now
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific: I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So, if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on, I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time," you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
Do it now
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Getting horny now
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Getting horny now
This song is a banger in more ways than one.
I've been singing this for decades and this is the first time I actually bothered to read the actual lyrics
Silly kid me liking this song before I understood the lyrics.
words touch your mind, music touches your soul
😂😂💙
Fr me too😭
I used to love this song as a kid completely oblivious of how dirty the lyrics are lol
1 November. Had to youtube. Popped in my head. This is a Top Tune
Siskel and Ebert would approve.
Playing this for new years lol
great song 😃😃
The best 😂❤😂
My new part of carrot song list songs
Damn he really dis his sizes in this, " Small craft advisory " 😂😂😂
GTA 6 brought me here 🤩🤩
Did they drop a new trailer?
😂😂😂😂😂@@karlbarnett2982
my bf first introduced me to this song and i’m forever thanking him for it✨✨
Вот это скороговорка, особенно 2 куплет
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh my Masha😮
W song.even if it’s inappropriate 😍
Who's here after watching the umbrella academy?
Me i love the umbrella academt
Ahahaha
Meeee!!!
Me
🫡
At least subtitles you can read
So we can both watch netflix
♥
❤
Chi è qui nel 2024? 🤣
First line is "I'd appreciate an input".
69 likes, no one touch it!
Sorry, people touched it!
@hailirandallwagner3092 when you touched it, I bet you felt nuts?
@@spartanthe300ththermopylae4 That was smooth
Super hudba 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Now upload Yellow Fever.
Watching after umbrella academy
Белииин. Я не успеваю. Вахах