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Sawed Off Laser Okay one: Tiers are for queers. Secondly I have yet to see a single Miracle Rogue for Jade Druids, Kabal Reno decks, and Pirate Warrior murder them brutally.
DrScaphandre Do you even play HS? Jade druid gets their ass kicked by Miracle rogue. Miracle rogue is also strong against Reno decks. They're only weak against aggro.
DrScaphandre I see Miracle Rogue alot It is actually favored against Renolock. And it has 50/50 matchups across the board I dont know what game you are playing, but miracle rogue with patches is pretty fucking broken if you ask me.
After all the time I spent in his stream watching him make this I can't appreciate it enough, thank you Wronchi for making this and stay awesome! Much love from Sweden
Dickey Dickson I'll try to describe everything happening in the match best I can: Malfurion skipped his turn because he didn't have anything to play at 1 mana. 0:26 Valeera summons "Small Time Buccaneer" a minion that gains +2 attack whenever the user equips a weapon. (Rogues can very easily equip weapons, so that play was dangerous) 0:34 The Buccaneer auto-summoned the card "Patches the Pirate" which is an extremely popular card in this Hearthstone expansion. Patches is a one attack/health minion which is auto-summoned to the game when the player plays a pirate before him. (Buccaneer was a pirate) 0:40 Malfurion drew and used the card "Wrath". Wrath is a card that allows the user to either do 3 damage to an enemy minion OR 1 damage and draw an extra card. He chose the first one and killed Buccaneer. 0:46 Valeera used "Gang Up" on Patches. Gang Up causes her to shuffle three coppies of any minion into her deck. (She cloned Patches) 0:57 Malfurion used "Jade Blossom". This allowed him to gain an extra mana crystal, renew his old mana crystals and summon a "Jade Golem". (Jade Golems are a very special type of minion. Every Golem summoned is both one attack and health stronger than the last one. 1/1 then the next is a 2/2 then the next is 3/3...) 1:29 till 1:46 Valeera equipped a weapon and took a great deal of time spending her turn. In the game, players who delay spending a turn are forced to make up their minds while the "burning rope" timer appears. If the rope fully burns, the player's turn spontaneously ends. Malfurion went to play with the environment, seeing as Valeera took too long to spend her turn. (This reflects how players can interact with the game board during the games) 1:51 Malfurion summons a "Jade Spirit". This creature has an effect where it summons a Jade Golem. 1:54 Valeera draws and summons a Patches. Since Patches IS a pirate, it auto-summons all other Patches from her deck. (Remember how she used "Gang Up") 2:06 Malfurion uses "Swipe". This card deals 4 damage to its initial target, and 1 damage to all other enemies. Since he targeted Valeera, she takes 4 damage and the 4 Patches all take 1 damage. Since Patches have 1 health, that kills them all. 2:22 Malfurion plays the card "Aya Blackpaw". She is a powerful card that summons a Jade Golem both when she is played and when she dies. 2:26 Malfurion played another Jade Spirit, but this time he also played a "Brann Bronzebeard". Brann causes the Spirit to summon 2 Golems instead of one. (Bran has an effect where he causes the summon-effects of all minions to trigger twice) 2:29 Malfurion uses "Jade Idol" to summon a Jade Golem. According to how the game works, he must have used this card many times to fill his board with Golems. 2:39 Valeera summons "Gadgetzan Auctioneer". This card allows players to draw an extra card for every spell they cast. Valeera played all her cheap costing spells hoping to draw something good (Most likely Edwin Van Cleef), but given the fact that her odds of getting herself out of the desperate situation she's in are nill...she commits suicide by casting a harmful spell on herself. The spell was "Eviscerate", which deals 4 damage to any character if a card was played before it.
All correct besides last one. She probably casts Eviscerate, because due to effect of that card she dies. (So probably she has 4 or less hp) Shadow Strike can be only casted on undamaged characters, so Valeera's life needed to be 30, thus casting Shadow Strike on herself wouldnt killed her. Sorry for bad enslish, I'm not a native.
Y'know, I didn't quite understand Malfurion poking the gem or the wild animal at first. Until I started playing Hearth more frequently. I understand it completely now.
Scipt (Don't ask why): INNKEEPER: Oh! Malfurion, versus -- Valeera! *Innkeeper flies away* MALFURION: I must protect the wild! VALEERA: Watch -- Your -- MALFURION: -- VALEERA: B- *Malfurion's turn* MALFURION: My greetings! *Valeera's turn* VALEERA: Happy Feast of Wi- The pleasure is mine! *Plays Small-Time Buccaneer* SMALL-TIME BUCCANEER: Who goes tharr? MALFURION: *gasp* *Intense music before Patches appears from deck... in a cannon (ofc >.
I love the horrified look on Malfurion's face as he watches each stage of that bloody pirate setup! ...And how pissed Valeera was after her strategy got fucked over
I watched all of these when I was just getting in to the game, didn’t understand them, but still found them funny. Now, I laugh at them too much every time. Thanks
Great vid, but it should either have ended in a miracle for Valeera, or have a little more impact in the "honorable sudoku" (like having Valeera perform a long-winded seppuku ritual before eviscerating herself in the face or something).
I love how your cartoons actually follow the mechanics in the game
Saberspark you here didnt knew you play hearthstone ^^
Justin Allaire that's what I was thinking
Saberspark I love your channel!
That is what makes them so good in combination with the voice lines acted out. xD
Saberspark Bro i didn't know you play hearthstone.
I was expecting...
A Miracle
7/7
I was expecting vanish tbh
Hawk 777 ahaha!
ARE U READY 4 A MIRACLE?
Well Wrochy didn't think we were readly for a miricle
The Deals are in charge now
Anstent1419 xD nice one
The Deals shall prevail!
or... Give me a quest, ALL OF YOU!
DEALS
E L
A A
L E
SLAED
i lol'd so hard after tht swipe 'BWAAAAAAH!!!'
I don't even play Hearthstone but I enjoy these memes.
/throws memery in your direction
I BET YOU NEVER PLAYED VANILLA WOW!
Wronchi Animation I GOT THE BEST MEMES ANYWHERE!
haha indeed, ended with Hearthstone the day I got my Gwent key
i used to play hearthstone like you but then i took a rush to the face
God, that Auctioneer was BRILLIANT!
Masterhaend Specially at the end :D
I got D E A L S
Deals, deals everywhere
I wish it actually said that everytime
new players wont understand this
All cancer of the current meta united in one video.
L0LWTF1337 No, midrange shaman is missing. Or the all-time classic standard motherfucking mage.
Lol, Mage is cancer? Somebody hasn't played since Meme Streets came out
lol nope
The cancers of the meta game right now are Pirate Warrior, OTK, or Dragon Preist.
So everything is Cancer in Hearthstone nowadays, huh?
So whos going against Uther?
......Uther?
Wronchi Animation Uther Lightbringer (aka Paladin)
Is that the 9. mystery class rumored to be there somewhere at rank 20?
Paladin? Never heard of it.
now AGE of Aggro and Reno LOL
I honestly love Valeera. She's so easy to get voice clips from, like that laugh. Hooray for Tara Platt being so many femme fatales.
Ahhh, Gadgetzan. The expansion of opportunity!*
*Unless you're a Hunter, Rogue, or Paladin.
DrScaphandre Nah, Rogue is top tier right now, Miracle with the pirate package is damn strong. But yeah, Paladin and Hunter got screwed hard.
Sawed Off Laser Okay one: Tiers are for queers. Secondly I have yet to see a single Miracle Rogue for Jade Druids, Kabal Reno decks, and Pirate Warrior murder them brutally.
DrScaphandre rogue is decent. i play against a few.
DrScaphandre
Do you even play HS? Jade druid gets their ass kicked by Miracle rogue. Miracle rogue is also strong against Reno decks. They're only weak against aggro.
DrScaphandre I see Miracle Rogue alot
It is actually favored against Renolock.
And it has 50/50 matchups across the board
I dont know what game you are playing, but miracle rogue with patches is pretty fucking broken if you ask me.
You're the best animator on this platform, I swear. Maybe it's not the best animations but the humor.. it's perfect.
he totally nailed it with the comedy
AKmPlay animation is great tho fam
RIP Dota
The class without a shirt VS the class without pants...
"I GOT DEELZ" is now a meme among my friends and I. Thank you.
I just cant get over Valeera’s laugh, she is so precious :o
AYY-M IN CHARGE
Not anymore.
Not anymore
Do you feel in charge?
Did you see Valeera's face when that happened?XDDDDDD
AYY GOT DEALS
That was okay, but quality dropped pretty noticeable
Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed.
SHut up bitch it's so great
The animation doesn't, but the game somehow did
D:
make love to me
Как можно было не показать 10/10+ ван клифа на 2 ход ? Это кощунство.
????????
Wronchi Animation he said true rogues should show off van cliff 1000/1000 on 3rd turn :3
That's a pretty steep van cliff
А как
What the did Four Mana, say to the face?
*SWIPE!*
*THAT WAS COLD BLOODED HAHAHAHA*
I am actually suprised Valera didn't conciede after the swipe.
I thought she was gonna draw a vanish
After all the time I spent in his stream watching him make this I can't appreciate it enough, thank you Wronchi for making this and stay awesome! Much love from Sweden
deals
I got deals
*d e a l s*
Slead
I got deals
Ae gut deelz
2:35 Miracle rogue players in a nutshell
the swipe value
Hello Legend Stuff, I always wondered if you've seen these videos
3:00 waited for 100/100 Edwin VanCleef :D
and concede
VojtasGames
I always laugh on these so much even though I don't play hearthstone so I don't understand those cards.
Would you like me to explain the cards used in the match? I'm up for that regardless of how long it will take.
Yes please that would be great :D but I don't want to bother you that much. So don't write an too much.
Dickey Dickson I'll try to describe everything happening in the match best I can:
Malfurion skipped his turn because he didn't have anything to play at 1 mana.
0:26 Valeera summons "Small Time Buccaneer" a minion that gains +2 attack whenever the user equips a weapon. (Rogues can very easily equip weapons, so that play was dangerous)
0:34 The Buccaneer auto-summoned the card "Patches the Pirate" which is an extremely popular card in this Hearthstone expansion. Patches is a one attack/health minion which is auto-summoned to the game when the player plays a pirate before him. (Buccaneer was a pirate)
0:40 Malfurion drew and used the card "Wrath". Wrath is a card that allows the user to either do 3 damage to an enemy minion OR 1 damage and draw an extra card. He chose the first one and killed Buccaneer.
0:46 Valeera used "Gang Up" on Patches. Gang Up causes her to shuffle three coppies of any minion into her deck. (She cloned Patches)
0:57 Malfurion used "Jade Blossom". This allowed him to gain an extra mana crystal, renew his old mana crystals and summon a "Jade Golem". (Jade Golems are a very special type of minion. Every Golem summoned is both one attack and health stronger than the last one. 1/1 then the next is a 2/2 then the next is 3/3...)
1:29 till 1:46 Valeera equipped a weapon and took a great deal of time spending her turn. In the game, players who delay spending a turn are forced to make up their minds while the "burning rope" timer appears. If the rope fully burns, the player's turn spontaneously ends. Malfurion went to play with the environment, seeing as Valeera took too long to spend her turn. (This reflects how players can interact with the game board during the games)
1:51 Malfurion summons a "Jade Spirit". This creature has an effect where it summons a Jade Golem.
1:54 Valeera draws and summons a Patches. Since Patches IS a pirate, it auto-summons all other Patches from her deck. (Remember how she used "Gang Up")
2:06 Malfurion uses "Swipe". This card deals 4 damage to its initial target, and 1 damage to all other enemies. Since he targeted Valeera, she takes 4 damage and the 4 Patches all take 1 damage. Since Patches have 1 health, that kills them all.
2:22 Malfurion plays the card "Aya Blackpaw". She is a powerful card that summons a Jade Golem both when she is played and when she dies.
2:26 Malfurion played another Jade Spirit, but this time he also played a "Brann Bronzebeard". Brann causes the Spirit to summon 2 Golems instead of one. (Bran has an effect where he causes the summon-effects of all minions to trigger twice)
2:29 Malfurion uses "Jade Idol" to summon a Jade Golem. According to how the game works, he must have used this card many times to fill his board with Golems.
2:39 Valeera summons "Gadgetzan Auctioneer". This card allows players to draw an extra card for every spell they cast. Valeera played all her cheap costing spells hoping to draw something good (Most likely Edwin Van Cleef), but given the fact that her odds of getting herself out of the desperate situation she's in are nill...she commits suicide by casting a harmful spell on herself. The spell was "Eviscerate", which deals 4 damage to any character if a card was played before it.
That was a fun read :D thanks man, now I understand it.
All correct besides last one. She probably casts Eviscerate, because due to effect of that card she dies. (So probably she has 4 or less hp) Shadow Strike can be only casted on undamaged characters, so Valeera's life needed to be 30, thus casting Shadow Strike on herself wouldnt killed her. Sorry for bad enslish, I'm not a native.
Y'know, I didn't quite understand Malfurion poking the gem or the wild animal at first. Until I started playing Hearth more frequently. I understand it completely now.
This was the best mayonnaise trip of my life!
Also at 2:55, Hanzo confirmed!!!
I've never clicked on a video so fast xd
Same.
Neither have I. Still have not.
Me neither!
in heroes of the storm this would've been very different.
Scipt (Don't ask why):
INNKEEPER: Oh! Malfurion, versus -- Valeera!
*Innkeeper flies away*
MALFURION: I must protect the wild!
VALEERA: Watch -- Your --
MALFURION: --
VALEERA: B-
*Malfurion's turn*
MALFURION: My greetings!
*Valeera's turn*
VALEERA: Happy Feast of Wi- The pleasure is mine!
*Plays Small-Time Buccaneer*
SMALL-TIME BUCCANEER: Who goes tharr?
MALFURION: *gasp*
*Intense music before Patches appears from deck... in a cannon (ofc >.
0:46 Why the fk didn't have I think about that combo!?
Dylan Helvetios Its was the intended use for patches that blizzard showed on blizzcon , but hell ,it became what it is now
Oh ok thx.
It's sad how it ended :(
You saw he that idea turned out...
I have idea no fuck that combo you about have didn't you.
Would have been better with that pirate that buffs other pirates
The thing is that I am a druid main, so I can relate to EVERYTHING that is happening to Malfurion
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Valeera !
Valeeeeera !
VALEEEEEEERAAAAA !
*distant*
nature will rise against you
Oh my god these are my favorite fucking videos, I love these so much. They are always 100% perfectly accurate.
These are awesome, I'm glad you made another Hearthstone one! Keep 'em coming :D !
I was hoping to see a solution against Jade Golems, but I guess conceding is truly the only one
Was...was that a Doki Doki Panic/ SMB2 reference in my hearthstone?
Brilliant!
I love your animations, good humor, great animation and relatable situations.
These are always so great. EEEEEYE'M IN CHARGE NOW
0:57 the face of an innocent angel
Wronchi:
I got the best memes anywhere!
Mario Krastanov vzn
02:01 That laugh restores my faith in humanity.
I shouldn't have watched this while eating. Laughed so hard, the ramen now stick to my screen. Yay.
Love you guys anyway. Keeo up the good work!
What does patches have to say the meta?
patches:I'M IN CHARGE
panda:YOU ARE NO FUN
IM IN CHARGE NOW
Seen that joke before
James Dessent you are no funnnnn
Sorry :(
@Enson - Spells are fun, sooooo fun.
I feel like I would get much more out of these videos if I played Hearthstone...
Freenix u aren't missing much right now
Freenix not mutch, but there is some jokes like the interaction with the invioment jokes
I've played it a bunch and I didn't think this one was funny; the one that really made me laugh was the one with Rexxar.
its really funny when you actually know whats going on with the meta described
The “My Mana Is Low” Part got me soooo good 😂😂😂
Wronchi, I miss you so much.
These are always so perfect, I love it.
*gently takes out card*
*_WRATH_*
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE your HS vids. Please keep doing more!
When you don't even know what's happening but still find it entertaining.
.......BOOM! Fuckin Malfurion!
I was expecting a mega Edwin there at the end
I have waited for this, marvellous work!
now we just need something with Uther but 'tis just the matter of who they'd vs.
Again, great job as usual~
I absolutely love this - don't ever stop making these!!
Me (When against Rogue): My Hand is Too Full.
Rogue: The Pleasure is Mine.
Nice cartoon wronchi... Oh shit he is here! FUNNEL CAKE!
Piterson haha nice one
I love how you did patches and jade blossom
This sums up the Hearthstone experience really nicely
Love your work Wronchi!
THIS IS SO SO GOOD! LOVE THE HEARTHSTONE ONES :D
Your best work imo. Keep it up
I've never even played Hearthstone but this is a thing of beauty
I love the horrified look on Malfurion's face as he watches each stage of that bloody pirate setup!
...And how pissed Valeera was after her strategy got fucked over
1:53 draw a patches feelsbadman
I've got deals
These videos are probably the funniest thing on youtube
It's nice to see the fruit of hard work, and often the hard work as well.
1:55 The autistic "I'm in charge"ing is hilarious XD
now who will the paladin go up against himself?
I missed these, nice to see it return.
The best part of the video is the Voidwalker pumping iron!
You should do another collab with Carbot sometime.
Vanish would have ruined malfurion's day
Everytime I hear that someone is in charge it send me shiver
I watched all of these when I was just getting in to the game, didn’t understand them, but still found them funny. Now, I laugh at them too much every time. Thanks
Who remembers when patches had charge?
Great vid, but it should either have ended in a miracle for Valeera, or have a little more impact in the "honorable sudoku" (like having Valeera perform a long-winded seppuku ritual before eviscerating herself in the face or something).
Well, it couldn't end in a miracle, because it's wasn't Miracle Rogue, it was asdfDumb Rogue.
The inkeeper is fkn hilarious all that arm waving dying.
I was laughing the whole video because every single one of those cards i use for my jade druid deck and the accuracy kills me every time lmao
Deals.
"The Jadey Bunch"
Had me right there.
What about Custom Rouge2asdfdumb
this has got to be the funniest one i have seen yet.
Love the Mario 2 reference when Aya pulls the jade golem out of the ground
*_D E A L S_*
I got deals
This is the best one yet. grat job
LOVE these hearthstone videos, thank you for making them buddy
You deserve more subs than just 400k.. You deserve like 4mln =.=
Razertire mln?
Valeera is hot
I love the Self-Evisceration at the end though.
Instead of giving your opponent the satisfaction of finishing you off, give yourself the satisfaction.
Good as always Wronchi!
d e a l s
0:30 :-D :-D :-D
*the fast pace of small creatures flying around this humor is AMAZING !*
This was the first search result with "I got deals hearthstone" xD
Valeera legs
2:04
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going
this made me chuckle
Valeera being the elven equivalent of a teenager makes this even more relevant...
Subtitles: Preparation, Backstab
WHY IN THE wORLD THIS ORDER, NOOOO
Now anytime i see auctioneer i always have to say DEALS after it procs