|My little flower| Levi Ackerman x Hange Zoe x Emotionless! fem! Listener {ASMR sort of}
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ต.ค. 2024
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WARNING THERE IS DARK JOKES AND MESSED UP ONES!!! CLICK OFF THE VIDEO PLEASE IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE! ty!
I will have bloopers today or tomorrow! I had a few today. xD
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Hello dearies! I wanted to tell you all something! Your maybe asking or not.
You: why did you put dark jokes in a video to make us emotionless
A little fun fact! I love dark humor and if anyone has a problem with that please leave and also if it's like a bad thing that I shouldn't be laughing about and you would like to tell me. I'm sorry but I will laugh BUT! I have these types of moods! One of them contains laughter even though nothing is funny😅 and the other mood is not being happy instead feeling empty! And that's pretty much it! So yea that all I wanted to say but, oh my goodness! This video hit 3k! I'm very happy! But yea if you have some questions for me dont be afraid to ask!!🖤⛓
Dark humor is key
TEEGAN HARDY ya
Is fine :3 , those jokes make me laugh too🤝
But my mom always tell me that I should go to terapia 🕳️🚶🏻♀️💫🖐🏻😩
I knew 4 of these jokes one from a friend and one from a complication of dark memes. How many did y’all know 🙃
I laughed at the pe pe joke lol
But i really loved those dark jokes ♡
I needed dark jokes lmao ima come here every time lol
Levi:they weird me out
Me who talks about random shit 24/7:Is that a compliment?
I agree
I agree
Wow he's scared of me in a way :D
Omg Soo me!
Dude, same
Levi: what is a dog with no legs
Me: I don’t know
Levi: it’s right where you left it.
Me: **confused as hell**
Bc it doesn’t have legs it can’t move😑
Oh
Because you killed it, and you left it where it was
Oh no not that joke😂😂
Me who fell off my bed laughing: wait, couldn't they just wiggle away
Levi: like a doll
Me: *flashbacks to black butler lizzy doll sh*t episode
Also me: shut up Levi
I remember that i was really scared and i didint sleep that night 🤣🤣
Lmao same-
omg I remeber that poor Lizzy-
Me to
@@cainozumii_ I-😃🤚🏻
Hange: Why are friends like snow?
Me: There awesome while they are here, but when they leave, they don't come back
Hange: When you pee on them they won't come back
Me: Or that
big brain
I said “they fade away after time and leave you wondering why you like them” 😗
lmao
That what I say
@Levi ackerman um i- well hi Levi
fun fact i actually like dark humor
Same I laughed for almost all of them
@@yeseniaparedes6145 same
@@user-mr1yu4bh7d lamo
Same
What’s the different between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?
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I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage
Y/n: I like dark humor
Hange: **turns lights off** knock kno-
Levi: *turn the damn lights on*
This is amazing thank you if I could laugh I would but my sister is asleep and I laugh like a hyena
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Levi respecting our pro nouns. WE LOVE A RESPECTIVE MAN IN FACT WE STAN!!!
Edit:--> Me: -*-trying to hold back laughter while acting emotionless-*- I- pfft-- umm ahem! I don't know
Same
yeeez
No cause same like I'm here like 😶😶😶😶 as soon as they start talking 😂😂😂😂
@@amywolf me every single time they say a joke:🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😊🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😆
"so emotionless like you"
i felt that 😣👊👊
I like ur pfp
@@kokichiouma4381 same I just looked at it I love it
Same
@@Mimi-uh2wo true
It's just the way how Levi would hit me and I would say do it again...I'm sorry
I LOVE THIS
Don't be sorry cuz I liked this comment I also lowv these vids owo
Me to😉
Masacist buddy?
Same.
hello mc zhongil its mc hu tao
Emotionless listener: ....
Me: don’t show emotion don’t show emotion.
Also me: cracks a smile from trying not to smile :)
Them: shes emotionless
Meanwhile me : *Dying laughing on the floor*
*me who goes by they/them: 💀
@@SCARAMOUCHE_L0VER5 damn...it's funky seeing my comment 2 years later but don't worry me too
@@Mikithehomo I didn't think you would read my comment 👀
Hange:I'll call you my little cutie~
*oikawa has joined the trio*
Oikawa:OKAY HOLD THE FU-
@Rebeca Valdezacevedo I can just imagine iwaizumi saying "SHITTYKAWA GET BACK IN OUR UNIVERSE AND LEAVE THIS UNIVERSE'S Y/N ALONE!!!"
@@Jayda.Rawiri *wheeze*
Oikawa: HOLD MY FUCKING MILK BREAD
@@Jayda.Rawiri this just made my ✨ d a y ✨ t h a n k y o u ✨
@@genxer_euphoria anytime 😌💅❇
Hange: Do you even Have a Dad
Me: *laughing my ass off*
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
I never laughed so hard in my life when she said that
Levi: what does my dad have in common with nemo?
Zoe: do you even have a dad
Levi: i- SHUT UP HANGE!
Me: *WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZE*
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.
Hange: why are friends like snow
Me: cause there cold hearted
Hange: when you pee on then they don't come back
Me: that to i guess
I am a simple person
Simple person sees Hange,
Simple person clicks
Me= simple person
remove the le and you have M E
@@Valentine-dm8os that's me
Levi and hange says dark jokes
Me : 😕😐🙂
Also me : I need emotions and help 😐😒
yes todoroki-kun ...you do
@Killua you always laugh with Gon so shut up 😺✨
Levi: *state ur name and business*
Me: Names listener, here to make u fall for me
OOOHHHHH SMOOTHHHH
Tru
I WHEEZED
but smooth tho
I said that too
LMFAOOO-
3:00
Why do i feel like there describing Mikasa for a bit
I was actually laughing at there jokes I think something wrong with me
Same
same here
@@DanniD4n le child 🥺
Same 😅
✨ s a m e ✨
Levi:"*deep sigh* What does my dad have in common with Nemo?'
Hange:''Do you even have a dad?"
Me:* intense laughter*Ma'am you crossed the line.
2 likes AHHHH TYSM🥰
Here is a dark joke:
Dark humour is like a kid with cancer
It never gets old
Ik its messed up thats the whole point 😃
Is it bad I laughed a lot 😅
Just like dead baby jokes. (They never get old)
@@wolflover2879 bruh lamo
Pffft
The one about the daughter and the park gives me Hisoka vibes
Yes
I swear I see you everywhere
Same
@@KitKat53737 can relate
Fr tho-
I remember going like I wont laugh at all and then I laughed at all the jokes and then realized how messed up I am..
If u dont have emotions don't u have emotions about not having them 🤯🤯🤯
I-
👁️👄👁️
👁👄👁 I-
I- 👁👄👁
/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ( ͡°👄 ͡°)
Hange: they're not laughing
me: uh just get miss joke
The "what does nemo and my dad have in common " i already knew the answer and started laughing my ass off
When we walk in the office/room
Hange : we were just talking about you
Me if I was Hange : All good things all good things
I swear I heard Olaf when I read this 😂😂
Hange: little cutie
Me :Oikawa is that you!!!!! Where is Iwa Chan!!???!
As soon as I saw this I clicked it faster than if mikasa had to save eren 😂😂😂😂(I don’t think that made sense)
Lamo
Than Mikasa saving Eren would probably make more sense
@@solaireofastora817 bahahahahah thx 😂😂😂😂
Hange: No how about little cutie
Me: OKAWA!!!
Me in the video: 😐
Me in real life: 🤣
SAME
Me
@@maybe6724 Nice luke pfp
Ssaaaaaaaaamr
#Cantlaughbecauseofhomework
Here's my shot at dark humor:
"Dark humor is like a dad, not everyone gets it."
"What's the difference between a pregnant 14 year old and their baby? They're both thinking *Shit my mommas gunna kill me*"
"What's the difference between a swimming child or a fish? The child was the only one who could scream."
Oh why did i find that funny
Why did I laugh at all of ur jokes😂
Why did I laugh at all of ur jokes😂
Why did I laugh at all of ur jokes😂
Why did I laugh at all of ur jokes😂
Sometimes dark humor is the best kind 🖤🤣🖤
Omg same
Is it bad that I laughed at every one of those jokes? (-the wheelchair one I didn't get it-3-)
EXPLANATION:
You can eat the person in the wheelchair
Thanks- :^
I got all of them
I laughed too so I don't mind
Hange:"Do you even have a dad?"
Levi:"S-shut up"
Me in the vidio:😐
Me in rl:🤣
I lost it at the baby and potato joke 😂😂😂
Levi and hange : tell me dark humor
me laughing really hard at the dark humor 🤣🤣
Them: struggling to get the jokes out
Me: literally dying on how hard they’re struggling
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Me:yah TH-cam is drunk again
Oh no its the 6th time today
@@curtisnelsoncrazy_gamer_1086 11th for me, plus mine 14 TH-cam NEEDS TO STAY SOBER
@@curtisnelsoncrazy_gamer_1086 damn
TH-cam is in dRugS
🕳️🤸🏻♀️
@@uwuhermoso2926 yup
The blind friend and a cheesegrater joke had me dying 😂😂😂😂
Fun fact:
You all in the video are emotionless but you are actually laughing...
HOW DO YOU KNOW?!
Me: *fangirls*
Levi and Hanji/Hange: you alright?!
You're everywhere
Why does levi use bleach.....is he trying to clean to make the place extra sparkly
I wasn't expecting this ending at all 😂💕 those black jokes were interesting ☁️
18:16 sounds like fun! 😀
Ok I kinda feel bad for laughing but at the same time I’m now worried cause I laughed and said someone who has the same thoughts as me .... yeah 😂😭
Hange: *calls us little cutie*
Me: wait a minute-
Also me: Flattykawa what have you done with the real Hange!
💀✋ WAIT A MIN. YAGAMI YA- FLASHBACKS ☻☕
@@lurazine4134 Yup
* laughing my ass of rn*
If u dont wanna gimme dark jokes just give me cute pickup lines and i might not be so emotionless anymore 😌🙏🙏
I love the combination of them two❤️🥰
Hange: "Talk to Levi!"
Me: "He is literally the embodiment of dark"
Levi: I think it was she/they
Me who goes by she/they: ❤️👄❤️
Same
The fact I didn't realize that this wasn't normal kinda concerns me.
13:29
Is weird that I found that funny?o_o
no
@@user-mr1yu4bh7d oh ok good owo
Me and my family have dark humor and we are the only ones who get it apart from my best friend 😂🤣😂
What is the best thing about dead baby jokes.
They never get old . Hahahahahahahahaha
How do you win a fight with a depressed kid.
You kick the chair. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Is it weird that I'm enjoying these jokes
Can you do levi x eren x listener that listener is leaving
Hange: You wanna hear some dark humour?
*Y/N nods*
Hange: AlRiGhT!
*Hange turns the lights off*
Hange: kNoCk KnOcK 😈👺
Y/N: Turn the damn lights back on- 🙂💢
Why did I laugh by the therapist one lol
Same
30 mins long :O
It's a .. BLESSING
We hv been blessed
It's exhausted bean what can we expect
Hehhe
@@pixi3_vampsukki496 UwU
@@exhaustedbean sis why you so underrated
I was doing so great with my normal day to day expressionless face up until Hange said
“Do you even have a dad!”
me in the audio:😑
me in real life dying:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
I actually prefer dark humour over regular humour, because I'm just weird. But I think dark and messed up jokes are the best thing in the world. Don't think I'm sad but, "they died" is enough to make me laugh
I have a small idea:
Titan!Listener x No one
(I have not watched past the second season because I have no access T-T)
So Listener is a titan that remembers being a human. The squad was on a mission on the outside but were surrounded by too many titans. Hange had been picked up by her ODM gear strings and was about to be eaten. Levi and the others were too far away to save Hange, but close enough to see. Listener (who is a titan) saw what was happening so went over and took Hange forcefully, but carefully. Listener carefully cupped Hange in their hands and walked over to the rest of the human group. Listener picked up the rest of the squad carefully, taking off all the ODM gear, not breaking the gear. The squad tried fighting back but without the gear, they were scared. Listener started to run toward the cadets outside base and put them down there.
Hange: “WOAH! CAN I EXPERIMENT ON THAT TITAN!?”
Levi: “Hange, no-“
Listener nods, smiling as much as a titan could. Listener wanted to help them with their titan research as they have been watching them for a long time.
Lmao this isn’t that good, you can think of the rest or add/remove parts of the story-
Wait that would be cool
WAIT- THIS IS AMAZING!!! 😭💖✋
Ok now I need to write this as a whole wattpad story-
Uh-thanks-
@@asmrnariko7381 Lol I was just saying, I love your idea but if you don’t want me to take it you can say it-
*emotionally eats chocolate*
27:09
did we just-
Yeah I think we did 😃
NO REGRETS
Yes...yes we did...
Yes yes we did. 😀😌
Any chance I can request a part 2 of Udo x Neko listener or Yandere Mikasa VS Yandere Eren x listener?
Dang Alois I didn’t know you watch stuff like this😂
Hmmm I will see if i can fit it in my schedule!
@@heo2043 I uh...I umm well I was umm... I was bored and Claude was busy so I found this on my phone. I really rather not hand out with that bloody maid Hannah.
@@mitsubasousuke3148 damn ok🥲
@@heo2043 I just found a Neko spell 🙂😏.
I’m just imagining listener doing that little L smile it’s so cute
They managed to predict my emotional state?! I better pretend I'm happy now
Levi: are dark jokes are just dark humor?
Me:I said a dark humor once or twice
IM LAATEEE MY NOTIFICATION DID NOT-
HSJDJSIXHJSH
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Anyways- 😳💖💕 Yasss-
Omg this is brilliant
Not me laughing at all of them-💀🤚
THANKYOU SO MUCH, My oc is actually motionless like serious I love this vid!!! Thx 😩❤️
levi talking to hange: so..-
ad: every human needs good internet
me: trying not to laugh
I know the website where u got those dark jokes I love this
I love dark humour 😊
OML I CLICKED SO FAST
same
Same
All of us did
Not me laughing at the doberman joke ✋💀
I tried to stay emotionless bc why not but I can’t stop laughing at the jokes
It must of felt like they were in a hostage situation when they looked into our eyes
And that we like dark humor doesn't help
ok but these jokes makes me laugh so hard XD
Levi: And they asked can we visit grandma and the this picture-
Me: *on the floor dying*
😂😂😭😭
I'M SO FUCKED UP-
Hange asking “do you even have a dad” absolutely sent me also thank you for making this I love dark humor and this made my day... night it’s 1:30 and I haven’t slept so I don’t know what to call it
Levi respecting our Pronouns 🤭
The one dislike is Nobody why would they do that”
When Levi gets ur crap right
Me: CUT THE DAMN THING -👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 good job Levi u got it correct I’m a she/they✌🏻😚
So basically S4 Eren
Me trying to act emotionless
Also me: trying hard not to shit myself laughing 🤣😂
I also find it hilarious that hange and levi actually find some of these funny or 'cool' as levi said 🤣 😂
The kiss at the end?! Omdbsohsjwbeivd
“Do you even have a dad” got me dying layghing
Fun fact me and my mum have battles of dark jokes whenever we see each other
I laughed at the nemo joke bc I can relate😗💅
Levi: where do you find a dog with no legs?
Me: A DIM SIM FACTORY!!
First UwU 💗✨
Same uwu 💅
What's big, yellow and can't swim??
A school bus full of children.
Magic school bus: Are you sure abt that?
@Byakuya Togam what do you think happened to the old kids, teacher, and school bus
omg levi is triying to remember our pronoums THATS SO CUTE AAADDNNCHHHJJHH
fun fact: Im go by she/They :)
and I like dark humor but I dont used if anyone is like uncorfotable with it lol
sorry for my bad english
(cries in spanish)
I know were you were reding these off I remember all of these jokes from it 😂
Im wheezing here to death i cant😹😹😹😹
I can't keep a straight face while listening to this, and I'm TRYING!!
“Today I decided to visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face. My parents are the worst”
“My grandma says I’m too reliant on technology. I called her a hypocrite and unplugged her life support”
The fact I laughed at most of them💀
Apparently, dark humor is the only thing to warm my empty heart...wait...that's true. I think I'm emotionless and I don't realize it.