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  • What happens when you take a Christian, a Buddhist, a Muslim, and a Jew and put them in the same room. Typically a really bad joke. But today we're asking those four real questions to see if Christians are the most judgmental out of the entire group.#IsItTrue
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  • @Joelbeezyy
    @Joelbeezyy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2806

    “Moses split the Red Sea and Jesus gonna split the defense”

    • @reginaldcompton9170
      @reginaldcompton9170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The fact that i read that as soon as he said it😂😂

    • @kadeemkcampbell
      @kadeemkcampbell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂😂 i weak here

    • @daisythomas8094
      @daisythomas8094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reginaldcompton9170 SAME OMG

  • @jaysales6466
    @jaysales6466 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3104

    "Are you trying to slow down to heart beat," Had me dying 😂😂😂

    • @IzzyBoi83
      @IzzyBoi83 6 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      “You a fucking criminal, I ain’t asking you shit else” 😂😂😩💀

    • @ashleimichael562
      @ashleimichael562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jay_bbygirl
    @jay_bbygirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1895

    “It depends on what song he performs at the gate.” 💀

  • @headass3787
    @headass3787 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3845

    “Tell him what you need ‘ can I have a neck ‘ “ 😂😂😂

    • @neco_girl7604
      @neco_girl7604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or a life

    • @KingQwari
      @KingQwari 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      My boy said you gonna get hit by lightning then your suit gonna fit

    • @Jessica-eo5hg
      @Jessica-eo5hg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AYEEEEE
      CALEB CITY PFP TWINS

    • @khalilsistrat2899
      @khalilsistrat2899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @soundcloudcdogclt
      @soundcloudcdogclt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

  • @olive9762
    @olive9762 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2713

    "kids are baby goats" I died 😂

    • @himreddy1553
      @himreddy1553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ducky Momo _ 😐.....😐....😅HaHAAAAAAAAA!!!! 🐐

    • @KateOwino
      @KateOwino 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joining you in the grave , Ducky Momo ... Oh, my tear glands.

    • @rantsandfaves
      @rantsandfaves 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I randomly just thought of that line today & had to come watch this video again.

    • @Need4Speed5000
      @Need4Speed5000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He's not wrong though! That's what they're called :P

    • @ivahndebruinvenom9940
      @ivahndebruinvenom9940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha

  • @godofchaos007
    @godofchaos007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    "Strap me up my ni**a" I died XD

  • @onomeejobe5347
    @onomeejobe5347 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1418

    'Tell him what you neeeeedd ohhh tell him what you neeeeeeed' 😂😂😂

    • @icetheking4310
      @icetheking4310 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Onome Ejobe always my favorite song in church

    • @dumillion23
      @dumillion23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Onome Ejobe "i need a neck". Lol

    • @autianiaellison3214
      @autianiaellison3214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I thought it was Jesus on the main line tell him what you want 😂😂😂😂🤦‍♀️

    • @synsanguine
      @synsanguine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Autiania Ellison I was thinking the same thing 🤣💯

  • @CHRISRILEY-wr6nm
    @CHRISRILEY-wr6nm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1605

    "Jesus on the Main line tell him what you need"!!😭😭😭💀💀

    • @ogs_on_60fps68
      @ogs_on_60fps68 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "Can I have a neck?" 😂😂😂

  • @solizerr
    @solizerr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    "Jesus on the main line tell him what u need 'can I have a neck?'😂😂😂

  • @ktharris12
    @ktharris12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1971

    This man said "tell him what you need Can I have a neck?" had me dead for a full 2 mins

    • @melihavoc
      @melihavoc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      i watched that part 3x!

    • @ashleytenae1300
      @ashleytenae1300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      “U gon get hit by lightning, and then ya suit gon fit” ahhh😂😭

    • @louisanyame-addo2049
      @louisanyame-addo2049 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kenyatta Harris yo i am dying literally fucking dying from that I’m wheezing lmfaooooooo 😂😂😂💀💀

    • @mariahchambers9708
      @mariahchambers9708 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I swear to god I was dying

    • @j0gatu
      @j0gatu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMFAOOO

  • @blackfrogkermit
    @blackfrogkermit 7 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    "That's too much for the pastor" lmao

    • @mssparkie81
      @mssparkie81 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      blackfrogkermit 😂😂😂😂

    • @5starmaniiiVice
      @5starmaniiiVice 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      blackfrogkermit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lucienx2442
    @lucienx2442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1499

    6:40 *FIRST BLACK MAN TO GET JOHN TO LAUGH*

    • @shane1421
      @shane1421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      First human.

    • @franciszek9652
      @franciszek9652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      What about Mu Johnson

    • @sa-vy1gf
      @sa-vy1gf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      lewis belt made him laugh in all black people are democrats at 7:47 and that was filmed in october 2016

    • @ismaillafraouhi9471
      @ismaillafraouhi9471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stevie did it too, go see the smash or pass edition.

    • @SuperHalfie
      @SuperHalfie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@franciszek9652 best episode. That man is dead funny.

  • @MillaAye
    @MillaAye 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3011

    John finally laughed tat made my day

    • @racermaniak
      @racermaniak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      There is another episode were he laughs. I think the episode is "Are blacks republicans?" or something like that

    • @steve-harveyy
      @steve-harveyy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I liked him better when he was the silent guy in the background.

    • @GIBBSKIDS1
      @GIBBSKIDS1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      racermaniak "are blacks republicans" definitely isn't the title lol

    • @carolinengo2082
      @carolinengo2082 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mu made him laugh before LMAO

    • @cazsnap
      @cazsnap 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The title is "All White People Love Trump - Is It True?". He laughs when the black guy said that he was voting for Trump. It wasn't an out loud laugh, but you could definitely see his smile and move.

  • @stratocheese
    @stratocheese 7 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    "Patrick shut up" BAHAHAHAHA

  • @A98712
    @A98712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    They predicted Megan Good would marry a pastor.

    • @JOamelie
      @JOamelie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They were already married... Nice try😂😂😂😂

  • @spunshbop757
    @spunshbop757 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "Are you trying to slow your heartbeat down? You're a fucking criminal."
    lmaooooooooooooo

  • @kelsyejordan
    @kelsyejordan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

    I'm a Christian and the answer is yes. Some are judgmental by the first time they lay eyes on you, they don't even have to meet you personally.

    • @spencercrane6420
      @spencercrane6420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It all depends on the eye of the holder. I might be trying to save a person and tell her/him about the love of jesus and what he did for us, but they might think I am forcing the word on them. The key is not to do all the work and throw it all at once. Be nice and respectful and tell them nicely like anyone else would, then let God do the heavy work because that's what he loves to do.

    • @clarissapeyton7466
      @clarissapeyton7466 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kelsye Jordan THANK YOU

    • @christopherkeroro723
      @christopherkeroro723 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      but in all honesty if you lived in a multi -religion country dont u think all extrimist people of said religion are like that.

    • @smokeybear1925
      @smokeybear1925 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kelsye Jordan I don't believe you are christian

    • @kugyhtds5643
      @kugyhtds5643 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm a Christian too, but I'm shit at it

  • @where.is.Anthony
    @where.is.Anthony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    “ARE U TRYNA SLOW DOWN YO HEARTBEAT?!”

  • @heroshyma69
    @heroshyma69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    "Jesus on the main line, tell him what you need yeah" .... Preach!

    • @melissaloney30
      @melissaloney30 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      heroshyma69 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @LottoLogista
      @LottoLogista 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      "Can I have a neck?" LMAOOOOOOOOOO

    • @Shante1019
      @Shante1019 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😭😭😩💀

    • @adamwarren9539
      @adamwarren9539 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      heroshyma69 you see John laughing😂😂😂

    • @chanaella
      @chanaella 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have never heard this version I always heard “tell him what you want”

  • @TheTribalFreshie
    @TheTribalFreshie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    *Reads title*
    _Scrolls through comments_
    ☕🐸

    • @gloru3707
      @gloru3707 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheTribalFreshie
      Sameeeeeeeeee

    • @chandlerbing7136
      @chandlerbing7136 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      exactly

    • @spencercrane6420
      @spencercrane6420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Good, you'll find a real christian in the comment section somewhere rather than this guy making us look bad. he doesn't even know what he is talking about. The only thing good about him, is that he might be christian.

    • @DrinkLennyD
      @DrinkLennyD 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheTribalFreshie fax

    • @pettypanda4703
      @pettypanda4703 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      MEEEEEEE

  • @VENPLUS
    @VENPLUS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    "you gon get hit by lightning, then your suits gon' fit" LMAO

    • @rodprops
      @rodprops 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

  • @Bull66th
    @Bull66th 7 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    Oh my finally i got to see John cracked... Dude have been with straight faces all this while, thank you Nate Jackson!!!

    • @NateJackson
      @NateJackson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I cracked him!

    • @glennjeffers8040
      @glennjeffers8040 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You gon get hit by lightning... and then your suit gon fit.

    • @Bull66th
      @Bull66th 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes you did man. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCK right there...

    • @itmekeko
      @itmekeko 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      when was it?

  • @troywest7419
    @troywest7419 7 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    Tahir~" Are you trying to slow down your Heart Beat!!!"2:38

    • @mikebeon2539
      @mikebeon2539 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      i cried yo lol

    • @102wolfking
      @102wolfking 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmfao

    • @qraee
      @qraee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "You a fuckin criminal"
      LMFAOOO

    • @himreddy1553
      @himreddy1553 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Troy Boi _ 😯 *Im ju-Im just tryna...* 😂😂😂😂

  • @cslworldwide
    @cslworldwide 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1157

    “Tell him what you need”
    “Can I have a neck?”
    Rofl

    • @zerip9756
      @zerip9756 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @nizzle172
      @nizzle172 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everybody shut the f*ck up... Patrick shut up

  • @kiana4803
    @kiana4803 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4227

    As a Christian, the answer is yes

    • @terrezharris5262
      @terrezharris5262 7 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      memes n stuff
      Agree, us Christians can be judgemental like a mf. That why i don't go to church that much. I rather read the good book at home instead.

    • @kingswithdreams
      @kingswithdreams 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Terrez Harris yup the body is the temple you can read the bible/pray at home🙏

    • @awesomeherring8064
      @awesomeherring8064 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Rap Game I mean no matter what way you slice it Christianity is one of the biggest religions in the world anyways so whos to say that the slave owners were solely why one race is more primarily one religion over the other. But at least if you agree to be Christian have it because you feel in tune with it rather than just becoming muslim or jewish to "deviate from massahs religion"

    • @woods6616
      @woods6616 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Especially them old black baptist women they judgmental as hell

    • @kimberlycarter5915
      @kimberlycarter5915 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      memes n stuff i

  • @NatashaEh
    @NatashaEh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2502

    THIS NEEDS A PART 2

    • @NatashaEh
      @NatashaEh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      because it was entertaining?...

    • @swaymj6792
      @swaymj6792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im No Chef Natasha don’t answer dumbass people

  • @high_as_icarus5057
    @high_as_icarus5057 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1570

    "If god had a super power what would it be?"
    "Being late."

    • @KiajaKenard
      @KiajaKenard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      #TheRealest.

    • @EsiaAF
      @EsiaAF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      v. train this had me dead😂

    • @akumaisreal2090
      @akumaisreal2090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @Elton Francis it's a famous phrase to say "he's not always there when you want him, but he's always on time" or "the lord works in mysterious ways", to explain away why nothing happens when you pray for something.

    • @prissylily25
      @prissylily25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I Am DYING 🤣🤣🤣

    • @akumaisreal2090
      @akumaisreal2090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Elton Francis your whole statement is why the concept of religion is flawwed. Everyone preaches of love and forgiveness, yet there are feuds about which religion is real or which one is right. And my favorite thing is when people like you always say "well, you aren't kissing God's ass every day, so why should he help you?". What kind of suck and twisted being would create a sentient race for the sole purpose if being worshipped, that's just plain arrogance, one if the things were taught are "bad". You conveniently talk about those who aren't Bible thumpers but what about the ones that are? What is your excuse for those people who pray, but nothing helps them. I already know the answer: It's part of God's plan, the Lord is testing you, or some other vague bullshit you'll say until something coincidentally good happens then you say "see, it just wasn't your time! God is always watching!", You're all opportunists that say whatever fits your agenda, do not speak to me about "evil" and "wicked" lol what a joke.

  • @kelechi9854
    @kelechi9854 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1197

    I can't believe y'all didn't say god would look like Morgan freeman

    • @carlystorrer747
      @carlystorrer747 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kelechi I was thinking Bob Ross

    • @ashleyyybabexx1460
      @ashleyyybabexx1460 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      omg i was fr thinking morgan freeman

    • @CodeNameKrm
      @CodeNameKrm 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This kind of movie needs to happen. With sam jackson as the devil lmao

    • @potte2314
      @potte2314 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think God would look like a homeless person because the Devil was once the most beautiful angel in heaven. He uses appearance and surface value as a weapon to steal peoples' minds, hearts, and lives. God uses the soul to reach people, to guide us.

    • @MellowSorrow25
      @MellowSorrow25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking Jason Mamoa or Wesley Snipes

  • @yemisimustapha7191
    @yemisimustapha7191 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1559

    what happened to kev😂😂😂

    • @mssparkie81
      @mssparkie81 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Yemisi Mustapha I don't think this is an episode Kev would be on! 😂

    • @JenniTulls
      @JenniTulls 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yemisi Mustapha You're so right. Kev would of been a perfect fit.

    • @nitaliataylor5741
      @nitaliataylor5741 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andrea Carter why not?

    • @remietaylor5043
      @remietaylor5043 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Nitalia Taylor he a super christian 😭

    • @caralove93
      @caralove93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yemisi Mustapha I was thinking the same exact thing

  • @gatesog_4320
    @gatesog_4320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    4:50 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this man said god is just another name for lebron. Dead!

    • @spoolindsm127
      @spoolindsm127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Any chance to disrespect jesus a jew finna take it

    • @shannilove2801
      @shannilove2801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sorry for them on judgement day

    • @idk9276
      @idk9276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      a5m That’s funny

    • @r.r.l.s.5538
      @r.r.l.s.5538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lyric Gospel y’all pussy ass can’t take a joke

    • @Rarediel
      @Rarediel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shannilove2801 no such thing lol

  • @justkeepitanonymous419
    @justkeepitanonymous419 7 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    My grand mama said lmfao stop it

  • @EagleZtoTheGrave
    @EagleZtoTheGrave 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1105

    That's not really a "Christian thing", it's a human trait. It's hightened in Christianity because there's a standard to live by and people trying to hold people accountable, BUT a lot of times it's done in a hypocritical or ignorant fashion.

    • @x18dicekx
      @x18dicekx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      EagleZtoTheGrave That's the truth

    • @darianborneo2236
      @darianborneo2236 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      EagleZtoTheGrave well put

    • @GSBundling
      @GSBundling 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      EagleZtoTheGrave comment of the day-ay-ay!!

    • @nklas9997
      @nklas9997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      EagleZtoTheGrave I like to see smart people like you

    • @crybabykermit8651
      @crybabykermit8651 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      EagleZtoTheGrave .

  • @Thando_Khumalo
    @Thando_Khumalo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    "Jesus on the Main line tell him what you need" 😂😂😂😂Even John couldn't hold a straight face

  • @MrTcastonia
    @MrTcastonia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3389

    God will always and forever be Morgan Freeman if he was a celebrity

    • @iAzaria
      @iAzaria 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      MrTcastonia true af

    • @mysticangel192
      @mysticangel192 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      MrTcastonia YES THANK YOU!😂😂😂 I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

    • @KiwiPokerPlayer
      @KiwiPokerPlayer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      With Kurt Cobain as Jesus.

    • @MrTaymizzle
      @MrTaymizzle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I said the same thing!

    • @booradley0131
      @booradley0131 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yesssss

  • @jaxf4140
    @jaxf4140 7 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    "Can I have a neck" lmaoooo

  • @tsdiggs78
    @tsdiggs78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I'm going to need a full length version of Nate singing "Jesus on the Mainline" 😂😂😂

  • @elizabethjane5572
    @elizabethjane5572 6 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    “Kids are baby goats” mans wit the malcolm x quote!

    • @RR-kb4uc
      @RR-kb4uc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well that is what you call a baby goat.

  • @girl88853
    @girl88853 7 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "I don't know how many of you guys go to church, but I sure don't" 😂😂😂😂 Had to pause it

  • @angelina_allanson8759
    @angelina_allanson8759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    5:49
    Dude: would you ever consider Scientology?
    Other dude: man helll nah
    Dude:but what if they told you they could make you instantly famous? Would you ever do Scientology do?
    Other dude: helll yeah...

    • @IshiMonae
      @IshiMonae 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      had me cryinggg
      lolllllll

  • @Okieant
    @Okieant 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2206

    So we gonna just sit here and pretend that Muslim girl ain't fine as hell?

    • @ItsDCGangster
      @ItsDCGangster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I'm not pretending

    • @dukeluoji
      @dukeluoji 7 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Ain't nobody pretending

    • @expertspawn7957
      @expertspawn7957 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Alie she fine

    • @ladoislabonita7995
      @ladoislabonita7995 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Elvis Maduro I AM NOT GAY BUT I ADMIT!!!

    • @iAzaria
      @iAzaria 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      She bad 😍

  • @slumplump
    @slumplump 7 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    I love it when John starts laughing

  • @vannakendrick2415
    @vannakendrick2415 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    "Can I Have A Neck🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂 Tell Him What You Need A Jesus On The Main Line"

  • @user-hz4uy9tw5z
    @user-hz4uy9tw5z 7 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    John swallowed a giggle HAHA IM DEAD 😂😂😂

  • @asiadavisgurl1
    @asiadavisgurl1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    "If god was a superhero, what would his super power be?"
    "...being late."
    BITCH I CACKLED 😂😂👏👏

    • @dumillion23
      @dumillion23 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      asiadavisgurl1 same lol

    • @qrimson574
      @qrimson574 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same Dead ass lol

  • @cree101
    @cree101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    “Are you trying to slow down your heartbeat?” My heartbeat actually stopped 💀😂😂

  • @christianbartoletti5842
    @christianbartoletti5842 7 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    6:43 hahahahahahahahahaahahhaahahahahahhahaha "can I have a neck"

  • @sandragrayson3520
    @sandragrayson3520 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    JOHN LAUGHED!!

  • @safayacarbon536
    @safayacarbon536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "John swallow that giggle" this has me toooooo weak

  • @cjdixon1995
    @cjdixon1995 7 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    that boy got pipes singing like that. He need to make that into a real gospel song. I'll be singin "Tell him what you need yeeaaaa. tell him what you need" Every day.

    • @greenapple8883
      @greenapple8883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cameron Dixon Um, that is a real gospel song

    • @cjdixon1995
      @cjdixon1995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GreenApple 88 Thanks for The clarification. I'll change that statement to not an original composition but an Arrangement or his own version of the original song.

    • @greenapple8883
      @greenapple8883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cameron Dixon It might have been MY interpretation of your comment, I was just letting you know in case you wanted to get your praise on lol!

    • @cjdixon1995
      @cjdixon1995 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      GreenApple 88 Don't worry man I got you but please be sure I will be looking that song up cause I need God in my life nowadays for sure.

    • @MsTaLaiah
      @MsTaLaiah 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here's the song Cameron: open.spotify.com/track/4IuZSeIKsfmMEYLr6tAd67?si=bpDhRGskTIK3MEKu1I3WQQ
      I heard it growing up in baptist church as a little girl. This is different because we all would sing together as a whole congregation. Juanita is talking and commenting on this version.

  • @Jamaican_queen25
    @Jamaican_queen25 7 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    "Jesus on the main line.. tell him what you need"!! LOL he is a fool man!!!!

  • @Gabrielle-Esther
    @Gabrielle-Esther 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    The Man in the middle testing them be creaking up silently laughing and shaking trying to hold it innnnnnn,Lol!!!!!!!

  • @cookiemonster333444
    @cookiemonster333444 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "You gon get hit by lightening then yo suit gon fit" lmao I died

  • @rosearmor4534
    @rosearmor4534 7 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    "tell him what you need- can i have a neck? tell him what you need"

  • @ImJustTre
    @ImJustTre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Are you a good comedian?
    It’s inconclusive
    Why they do my boy Trevor like that 😂😂

  • @mvrzmusic7162
    @mvrzmusic7162 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “You gone get hit by lightning and then your suit gone fit” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RealisticEnt
    @RealisticEnt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "You gone get hit by lightning, then your suit is going to fit." lmao

  • @jerzeyallen4539
    @jerzeyallen4539 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    “That’s too much for the pastor” 😂😂😭😭

  • @lebohangmakwela9206
    @lebohangmakwela9206 6 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    PART 2 PLEASE!!! The guy who was singing killed it.

    • @omaripantin6729
      @omaripantin6729 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lebohang makwela 6989ó989Ihy ihjjhx bjjjyyhhuyr77

  • @TVTENDV
    @TVTENDV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    Wait, so is they is or is they ain't the most judgmental? This video told me nothing.

    • @romeda5156
      @romeda5156 7 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      It told me Tahir need to pray for a neck…

    • @cheveyo1332
      @cheveyo1332 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's what I'm trying to figure out. They all seemed judgemental

    • @johnredcolt3
      @johnredcolt3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      You must be new to this series. The title just slightly describes the content in the video

    • @dontfall2476
      @dontfall2476 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      My mans, get your grammar skills together.

    • @TVTENDV
      @TVTENDV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dre H it's a reference to Louis Jordan's song "Is you is or is you ain't". Also, Chance the Rapper

  • @urmom3315
    @urmom3315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “Tell him what you neeeed”
    *“Can I have a neck”*

  • @latrellinderson4214
    @latrellinderson4214 7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    God is just another name for Lebron.....I'm weak 😂😂

  • @arionringo1660
    @arionringo1660 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Yal I’m crying ! When he said “I needa neck “ 😭😭😭😂😂

  • @reddsmoke904
    @reddsmoke904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "You gon get hit by lightening, and THEN, that suit gonna fit" 😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @itaylormeeks
    @itaylormeeks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    First of all.... Halle berry is pretty but when the last time she been with a black guy?? 😂😂 yall aint gettin none of that fym lmaoo

    • @astrayblue1
      @astrayblue1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Damn I had to actually think about that LMAO good point

    • @JenniTulls
      @JenniTulls 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tay Eric Benet.

    • @IllMatic97
      @IllMatic97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Halle Berry overrated

    • @GASM0N
      @GASM0N 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      She married a black guy once....

    • @astrayblue1
      @astrayblue1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      jpkp012345 unfortunately some black women think that way

  • @Alex-ty5xj
    @Alex-ty5xj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Are you trying to slow down your heartbeat?" 💀💀

  • @brandilee8421
    @brandilee8421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    The atheist is my favorite person😂😂 “being late”

  • @KMill-xb3uc
    @KMill-xb3uc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Kids are baby goats...😂

    • @MaYen1
      @MaYen1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      K. Mill when he said that I was howling :L

    • @IISoLiDuZII
      @IISoLiDuZII 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s true kids are baby goats , children are baby humans , that’s what he meant .

  • @WishyouWoods
    @WishyouWoods 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    The actual song is Jesus’ on the main line, tell him what you (want)...but he was doing his thang yes praise God!!!🙌🏽

    • @red7iris
      @red7iris 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GODs Gift24 i kept
      Saying that ! Lol

    • @joybeyda7010
      @joybeyda7010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was saying the same thing! Where did he get ‘need’ from?!???

  • @saraitownsend6086
    @saraitownsend6086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Tell him what you need ohhh yeahhhh can i have a neck oh yeahhh"😂😂😂😂😂6:40

  • @GabeTheGreat
    @GabeTheGreat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I don't know how many you guys go to church but I sure don't. But sometimes when I used to.." I'm done lol

  • @kaym9904
    @kaym9904 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Tell 'em what you need" "can I have a neck??" 😂😂😂

  • @GobyTSB
    @GobyTSB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    the guy doing the test was struggling so hard to not laugh out loud hahha this needs a part 2 please

  • @shekinahbamberg825
    @shekinahbamberg825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Kids are baby goats, Tahir "idk what just happen"

  • @mikalahhodge3181
    @mikalahhodge3181 7 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    Actually the Bible says love all and doesn’t say that Jesus hates gays it says he loves us all for we have all sinned

    • @briannaabel8854
      @briannaabel8854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      where?

    • @cambellcambell2462
      @cambellcambell2462 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Nicole Conner wrong it states rape is a abomination

    • @treycoa7598
      @treycoa7598 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      um have you read 1 Timothy 1:8-11 We know that the law is good if one uses it properly. 9We also know that the law is made not for the righteous but for lawbreakers and rebels, the ungodly and sinful, the unholy and irreligious, for those who kill their fathers or mothers, for murderers, 10for the sexually immoral, for those practicing homosexuality, for slave traders and liars and perjurers-and for whatever else is contrary to the sound doctrine 11that conforms to the gospel concerning the glory of the blessed God, which he entrusted to me. so he does go against homosexuality but also murders and slave owners. And also you cant actually say the bible doesn't exist scholars who are atheist and don't practice religion what so ever have to admit that Jesus story cannot be made up. As they investigate it and check roman history it is in their. Criminal investigators who try to take it and say its fake say the witness accounts are to massive and the exact same thing to consider fake. You can make up a lie and with 12 people (aka his disciples) can keep it in between them and try lie to everyone this happened. But the thing is he was crucified by a roman leader in front of a crowd of people that also wrote the event down and also effects the people . so the thing is that with so much evidence of it happening you cant say the bible is not real. Then to also note the people who were his disciples later die horrible deaths with torture and crazy ways to die but yet all of them never said Jesus isn't real. I mean heck the man that betrayed him hung himself . But you can believe whatever you want though its your choice you said your opinion I said mine

    • @itssjdrip
      @itssjdrip 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1995 GetJiggyWitIt BLASPHEMY

    • @hilol7402
      @hilol7402 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      1995 GetJiggyWitIt
      Finally someone with a brain

  • @RB-nj4py
    @RB-nj4py 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I love that muslim chick, she’s dope

  • @imnotcreativeimc1415
    @imnotcreativeimc1415 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:55 that shit is too funny. Flood. Late. Mass murder. Late. It goes on and on lmao.

  • @_Trey-3
    @_Trey-3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Lmao "get the fuck out"

  • @yourfavoriteperson5327
    @yourfavoriteperson5327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    7:40 - 7:47
    This is legit the funniest all def vid I ever seen💀💀

  • @allyg2009
    @allyg2009 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Not even Jesus could save Tahir from them reads. They always coming for him 😂

  • @deandrejohnson740
    @deandrejohnson740 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "If it was Halle Berry............. WHAT!"

    • @holdupnow2326
      @holdupnow2326 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DeAndre Johnson 😂😂😂

  • @aaliyahsymoneee
    @aaliyahsymoneee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    First time I’ve seen the lie detector guy laugh😂

  • @mayaphillips150
    @mayaphillips150 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    He pulled up Proverbs 23 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kiwichrisfan29
    @kiwichrisfan29 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That "Jesus on the main line, tell him what you need. Can I have a neck?" At 6:25 has me physically hurt 😫😭😭😭

  • @omegapuppyttv
    @omegapuppyttv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    John has been in SO MANY videos and he’s always completely serious and straight faced and this is the first time I’ve seen him laugh, let alone crack a smile.

  • @tyronetyrone5989
    @tyronetyrone5989 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Kids are baby goats".I legit had to pause the video and rethink everything about my life after he said that

  • @User01-y5x
    @User01-y5x 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Water is literally boneless ice

  • @drxhunter
    @drxhunter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I could easily picture Patrick laughing at the neck joke hahaha!

  • @kimmy1743
    @kimmy1743 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "tell them what you neeeeeed, can i have a neeeck" (pointing at tahir) 🤣😂😂

  • @thomasbrady7390
    @thomasbrady7390 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Tell am what you need, heyyy"😂😂😂💀

  • @mickey1090
    @mickey1090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When I said “Kanye” I swear I laughed my self to death came back alive rolled over and ran through the house. I couldn’t stop laughing and replaying for 30 min

  • @laurenjones6871
    @laurenjones6871 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Are you tryna slow down your heart beat?
    You a fuckin criminal, I'm not asking you shit else"

  • @bryson_1101
    @bryson_1101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Been waiting a minute for one of these

  • @bwell2019
    @bwell2019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    If Jesus had a super power what would it be? Being late 🤭😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @curlylocz7622
    @curlylocz7622 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Yes some Christians can be judgemental. Even tho we are taught not to be. 😭😂😂

    • @spencercrane6420
      @spencercrane6420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think humans naturally are judgemental, maybe because its a different way of being curious.

    • @babyfacebora
      @babyfacebora 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Curly Locz especially african christians 😂

    • @smellyalaterfishy423
      @smellyalaterfishy423 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Curly Locz
      Righteous judgement isn't bad. There is nothing wrong with judging wrong things as being wrong.

    • @101marsi
      @101marsi 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bible says you only can judge righteously. It isn't a sin to judge. only when you're a hypocrite then it becomes a sin.

    • @smellyalaterfishy423
      @smellyalaterfishy423 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      zackarie williams Exactly.

  • @a98176
    @a98176 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I would let Michael Jordan and LeBron play while I sat on the bench and talked with Jesus.

  • @ccrackmyribs
    @ccrackmyribs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "You goin get hit by lightening, then ya suit goin fit" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @0Nadia1997
    @0Nadia1997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    We are all judgemental, doesn’t matter if your religious or not we’re still all judgemental!!

  • @espyq6119
    @espyq6119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Lol I fell in love with Nate when he started singing 😂

  • @Hunter-fp9qc
    @Hunter-fp9qc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "What's God's Superpower"
    "Mass murder"
    I'm dead

  • @muncin2
    @muncin2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is the best one ever I swear! This is the most John has ever laughed in any of these videos. "Tell Him what you need! Can I have a neck?" I died.