Silly question maybe, but didn't he mention k8 has an Apple account? Could he not just use her account for the free trial and cancel right after, solving all of his imaginary issues lol
he's so resistant to watch bc he likes to be the hipster. the more ppl ask him to watch, the more he is against it. we have to reverse psychology his ass into it (i have no particular attachment to the show as i have not seen it. i simply have interest in fucking with nl's head)
I think it’s a genetic disorder because I have the same filthy hipster impulses for no good reason, sometimes the hipster does indeed need to be tricked into enjoying something
I love that every single post, every single time Apollo said you don't need a new app, he just conveniently glosses over it. Man was built for twitter.
@@fewny2691 That is true but he should really just say that instead of the insanity of not wanting to download another app. It would go along with the ADHD narrative of forgetting to unsub from something.
@@fewny2691nope, you can immediately cancel right after signing up, and it'll expire once your trial runs out. It's yet another non-issue which NL conveniently ignored when it was mentioned to him lol
@@TheLibraryofLetourneau i had no idea that Peloton has a subscription i thought you bought the bike and it was yours, is he paying for the online courses??
NL's the kinda guy who says "I'm drawing a line in the sand" after walking 20 feet into the surf. He's already up to his neck, spending like $50 a month on streaming services. But if drawing it now helps him sleep at night who am I to judge.
I have absolutely no clue what Cine2nerdle is so hearing NL talk about the game mechanics is like that Tiktok of the guy giving commentary to the fake game
i remember him saying "i don't have time for 7/10s, i only have time for 10/10s" then he makes a million excuses to ignore a 10/10. almost like he's just sayin shit to make a bit out of it or sumtin ..
I mean he's not really arguing anything other than the fact he doesn't want to watch it enough to go through the free trial bullshit, which seems totally sensible. It's not a moral imperative to watch anything, even if it is the best piece of media ever created (which it's not).
@ he doesn’t have to watch it but moved the goalpost from I don’t want to “download another app’ to ‘well I don’t want to do the free trial cause then it’s a chore to cancel.’ When it was rightfully pointed out to him that he could watch the show in an app he did already have so the line in the sand was negligible. I didn’t even finish the first season of Severance so it’s not like I have any stake in wanting him to watch it personally but even I can tell he’s splitting hairs about it.
Apollo: Getting hit with a 20m rant on multiple occasions when he wont watch 1 show Ryan recommends. Ryan: Giving out 20m rants on why he doesn't want or need new shows no matter how good. 2025 starting off good.
NL's subconscious desperately trying to convince his consciousness that there's a logical reason for not wanting to watch Severance despite the real reason obviously being that he just doesn't feel like watching it doesn't even break the top 10 neurodivergence allegations tbh
Not really a neurodivergence thing, we just cultivate a culture where you have to justify everything you do, which is insane imho. Sometimes you just don't vibe with something, and that's ok.
Stubborn: Having or showing dogged determination not to change one's attitude or position on something, especially in spite of good arguments or reasons to do so.
No chat you don’t get it, being stubbornly wrong is subliminally making you more willing to interface with the real world instead of watching stream, it’s the theatre of the absurd to save you
his line in the sand is about 3 inches away from his front door. dude will not budge an inch and while I dont agree with anything he's spittin I respect his conviction
NL’s movie knowledge is for sure insane but I love being just old enough to know most of these movies as the ones with posters up in the family video for a full year at a time
Also every time NL complains about gen z I wanna tell him you literally just gotta give them the time to not be a 20 year old. They’ll get bored and find more stuff besides kids media
"then that's a chore I gotta do to watch a tv show" not like, 20 years ago we had to drive to a place and physically search the store for it, cmon man I know you did that and didn't give a fuck! xD
On the US annexing Canada -- "I mean, I'm not going to fight back." On downloading a streaming app -- "Someone's got to draw a line in the motherfucking sand!!!"
The NL ideal is clicking on a big thumbnail on his desktop (no login, no website, no subscription, no payment, no downloads) that says "WATCH ALL TV NOW" and it gives you a full-catalogue of every single piece of media ever made. The best (or worst) part is: he's 100% right.
His stance on Apple TV is actually so braindead any point he makes can be immediately disproven but because he’s a gigantic baby and can’t admit when he’s wrong he digs his heels in
Brother he literally just doesnt want to get apple tv. His arguments are only there because people constantly wont accept that he can just choose to not listen to them. Apollo is his friend at least but for all of chat he has no reason to listen to them like chill. He’s also just trying to be entertaining and for everyone else it seems to be working
btw he'd bully you harder for suggesting torrents and saying it's a young man's game that'll give your wife the ick or some shit
Bro should just drop the $20 and buy the DVD
Silly question maybe, but didn't he mention k8 has an Apple account? Could he not just use her account for the free trial and cancel right after, solving all of his imaginary issues lol
Fora.snahp plus a Mega account is where it's at!
Pirates got aura idk what he’s talking about
chatter says anything:
NL: WEREN'T YOU BORN IN 2005 OR SOME SHIT?
This rant further proves he's finally in the right mindset for Disco Elysium fully voice acted and making all the decisions I would make
But he likes playing games now, not animated choose your own adventure books
@@enter6400 Bait used to be believable
with the original voice acting
And if he makes the wrong decisions I'll send a picture of his house to him, from a Proton Mail account
God... Disco would be such a good source of banter, even if he didn't complete it or come even close. I'd be very happy.
he's so resistant to watch bc he likes to be the hipster. the more ppl ask him to watch, the more he is against it. we have to reverse psychology his ass into it (i have no particular attachment to the show as i have not seen it. i simply have interest in fucking with nl's head)
I think it’s a genetic disorder because I have the same filthy hipster impulses for no good reason, sometimes the hipster does indeed need to be tricked into enjoying something
“Yeah you wouldn’t like servernce, all the characters have full heads of hair and fantastic hairlines”
You should watch it man I hear it's real easy to get a free trial for Apple TV+
@@nerveh4wk he'd start that apple tv free trial or whatever the instant he ended stream
i think the real way to get him to watch it is to get k8 to watch it so someone else sets the app up
I love that every single post, every single time Apollo said you don't need a new app, he just conveniently glosses over it. Man was built for twitter.
canceling your subscription or setting a reminder kind of defeats the narrative that he "only has to do 1 thing" or "only has to push 1 button"
@@fewny2691 That is true but he should really just say that instead of the insanity of not wanting to download another app. It would go along with the ADHD narrative of forgetting to unsub from something.
@@fewny2691 i mean he has a peloton subscription and probably like 20 twitch subscriptions lmao
@@fewny2691nope, you can immediately cancel right after signing up, and it'll expire once your trial runs out. It's yet another non-issue which NL conveniently ignored when it was mentioned to him lol
@@TheLibraryofLetourneau i had no idea that Peloton has a subscription i thought you bought the bike and it was yours, is he paying for the online courses??
NL's the kinda guy who says "I'm drawing a line in the sand" after walking 20 feet into the surf. He's already up to his neck, spending like $50 a month on streaming services. But if drawing it now helps him sleep at night who am I to judge.
+2
@@jackbowman4444 +2
+2
He just wants to wave the chalk around, it don't matter if it strike ground.
+2
We need to send NL on like 10 more flights so he can watch severance without downloading an app
Arbitrary lines in the sand dipped in Mama Liz's chili oil
The revolution will not be televised on Apple TV
Atriarchy enjoyer +2
Ask cooked.
I have absolutely no clue what Cine2nerdle is so hearing NL talk about the game mechanics is like that Tiktok of the guy giving commentary to the fake game
the line "romance got nerfed" goes crazy
NL really got smoked so bad by Apollo in the Severance argument that he had to double down and yell at chat to get some sort of a W out of it.
i remember him saying "i don't have time for 7/10s, i only have time for 10/10s" then he makes a million excuses to ignore a 10/10. almost like he's just sayin shit to make a bit out of it or sumtin ..
Streamer equivalent of talking to yourself in the shower
dad losing a bet and coming home pulling out his belt
I mean he's not really arguing anything other than the fact he doesn't want to watch it enough to go through the free trial bullshit, which seems totally sensible. It's not a moral imperative to watch anything, even if it is the best piece of media ever created (which it's not).
@ he doesn’t have to watch it but moved the goalpost from I don’t want to “download another app’ to ‘well I don’t want to do the free trial cause then it’s a chore to cancel.’ When it was rightfully pointed out to him that he could watch the show in an app he did already have so the line in the sand was negligible. I didn’t even finish the first season of Severance so it’s not like I have any stake in wanting him to watch it personally but even I can tell he’s splitting hairs about it.
"Call me Mahomes the way I'm playing the system" is the hardest thing said ever by a guy with 10k hours in binding of isaac
JUST SAY YOU DONT WANT TO WATCH THE SHOW, YOUVE MOVED THE GOALPOSTS A WHOLE COUNTRY MILE AWAY
We're Guy, welcome to flavor town
Good one
@@fisherinov*+2
NL is actually playing 5D chess with Severance because its so painful waiting for the next episode.
watch silo it's peak
@@filedotnix I have been putting it off, but you know what, might start it tonight.
Apollo: Getting hit with a 20m rant on multiple occasions when he wont watch 1 show Ryan recommends.
Ryan: Giving out 20m rants on why he doesn't want or need new shows no matter how good.
2025 starting off good.
NL's subconscious desperately trying to convince his consciousness that there's a logical reason for not wanting to watch Severance despite the real reason obviously being that he just doesn't feel like watching it doesn't even break the top 10 neurodivergence allegations tbh
Not really a neurodivergence thing, we just cultivate a culture where you have to justify everything you do, which is insane imho. Sometimes you just don't vibe with something, and that's ok.
oh my god how is he still doing the Apple TV bit
People keep asking
hes farming
@@Hel1mutt He's ulting he's ulting
16:20 The end of this match was absolute cinema
Bro makes AT LEAST $500,000 a year and he's scared he won't cancel his apple tv subscription in time. Frugal king 👑
He has a mortgage in Vancouver. 85% of that is going to the house
85% of 500k a year on a 20 year mortgage for the cheapest house in Vancouver
@@MrAbood900 what are we doing here man we don't have to pretend NL isn't incredibly wealthy. the man goes on cruises like twice a year
We're Librarian guys, of course we get confused when it cuts to a clip with a chat full of -2's and no context.
“communist revolutionary larpers making an exception for apple tv” i feel attacked
If that’s really you you’ll never be a comrade.
Stubborn: Having or showing dogged determination not to change one's attitude or position on something, especially in spite of good arguments or reasons to do so.
Yoo it's the spelling -dle! +2
the argument is that the show is good
"If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything" -Billy Bob Thornton
No chat you don’t get it, being stubbornly wrong is subliminally making you more willing to interface with the real world instead of watching stream, it’s the theatre of the absurd to save you
We're librarian guys, of course we're unemployed
im depressed
wouldn't dare send a chat message while he's live. what if he assumes something about me and it's true
@MrGuy__ When the strawman is closer to man than straw 😢
Some of us just watch so much NL content at work that we might as well be.
10:07 You can actual see the neuron activation HOLY ICANT
Neutral Milk Hotel ahhhhhhhh title
NMH ts
+2
As if he doesn't pirate stuff like the rest of us
He's too tech illiterate
@@MalditoSeasEstadoDelsrael that is probably true honestly
You can't both go on cruises and pirate media
@@MalditoSeasEstadoDelsraelhonestly same
@@ZZalles1 statistically impossible
Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.
We're librarian guys of course we're employed but working from home doing no work and watching librarian vids
I blanked on a nonromance way out of hot fuzz mannnn
The denzel washington guy match was pure KINO.
9:06 his "anxiously awaiting his demise" face lmao
how much time will it pass before he actually goes back on his word and watches the show?
he's in too deep after two rants, gonna take like 15 years
Supernova
"I'm in a manic phase, but like in a good way."
-Every person who has ever been in a manic phase
i love the zipper jingling occasionally when he gets animated
his line in the sand is about 3 inches away from his front door. dude will not budge an inch and while I dont agree with anything he's spittin I respect his conviction
I love how worked up he gets playing cinenerdle.
I'm never taking this tone seriously from any man who zips their zipper ALL the way up. It's laughable, frankly.
"Why won't you watch Severance" is the new "NL have you seen FX's the Bear?"
I'm not saying I torrented Severance and enjoyed it immensely. I wouldn't say that. That might create problems with the law.
If he wants to be so based and quit the system by not downloading or paying for another app. Why doesn't he just pirate everything.
NL’s movie knowledge is for sure insane but I love being just old enough to know most of these movies as the ones with posters up in the family video for a full year at a time
Also every time NL complains about gen z I wanna tell him you literally just gotta give them the time to not be a 20 year old. They’ll get bored and find more stuff besides kids media
We’re librarian guys, of course we never watch NL’s real account
I laughed so hard when he played Avengers: Endgame and it actually worked
Any time I think “NL is the median voter,” I’m reminded I just wish he was.
9:06 me looking at the dentist while waiting for them to switch from the tooth scraper to the toothbrush
PRICE MASTER REFERENCE
just torrent the movies unc
"well, I'll make an exception for Apple TV" is pretty funny tho
"then that's a chore I gotta do to watch a tv show" not like, 20 years ago we had to drive to a place and physically search the store for it, cmon man I know you did that and didn't give a fuck! xD
The Pricemaster pull is crazy
Bro is on house number two in fucking VANCOUVER CANADA. He has enough money to buy everyone in the city an amazon prime subscription.
21 year old unemployed viewer still watches clips the old fashioned way
Man shouts put the movies in the bag
Dylan McDermott or Dermot Mulroney happening to NL for real is hilarious
19:55 Name three things that ARE Jackie Chan
"we're 10 minutes into the video and we haven't done anything yet", oh he knows.
The people were ASTONISHED by his doctrine
I wish Past Lives was on Apple TV.
Man really hit the dylan mcdermott/ dermot mulroney bit
bro is missing out on one of the best shows ever made because he can't click a button. Boomeresque
old man has never heard of pirating
pirating isn't convenient for watching on smart TVs
5:47 Ain't that the truth, brother
librarian thank u for these videos i love watching them at work
I honestly agree with enelle here, but dying on the hill for Severance is like saying, "Oh I already have an oven, I don't need an air fryer."
based pricemaster mention
He basically has all the same thoughts as a 🏴☠️ but for some reason isn't 🏴☠️ing.
Would NL watch Poor Things if it was on Chuboo?
This is very George Costanza coded
It's the principle of the thing
YOU DONT HAVE IT IN YA made me hiccup laugh
came for cine2nerdle, almost left for NL digging this stupid bit back up oml
We’re librarian guys, of course we watch NL clips instead of the weekly site meetings
On the US annexing Canada -- "I mean, I'm not going to fight back."
On downloading a streaming app -- "Someone's got to draw a line in the motherfucking sand!!!"
The NL ideal is clicking on a big thumbnail on his desktop (no login, no website, no subscription, no payment, no downloads) that says "WATCH ALL TV NOW" and it gives you a full-catalogue of every single piece of media ever made. The best (or worst) part is: he's 100% right.
That was the 9am rant?! Jesus Christ
Biggest L Ive seen him take as a new viewer.
21:40 he just shot me in the head with that comment
His stance on Apple TV is actually so braindead any point he makes can be immediately disproven but because he’s a gigantic baby and can’t admit when he’s wrong he digs his heels in
Brother he literally just doesnt want to get apple tv. His arguments are only there because people constantly wont accept that he can just choose to not listen to them. Apollo is his friend at least but for all of chat he has no reason to listen to them like chill. He’s also just trying to be entertaining and for everyone else it seems to be working
YOU ARE ALL FREE NOW
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
YOU'RE ALL FREE NOW
hes dressed like ryan seacrest again
Some people really need to learn how to pirate stuff more
If you are reading this librarian, put NL singing Grease Tell Me More about Jackie Chan in an outro again soon pls. Been looking for it 😅
riki oh mentioned holy shit
would you rather be in the dirt with no bricks or in the bricks with no dirt?
I need Cine2Nerdle Battles mainlined into my bloodstream on the daily or I WILL crash out faster than a Queen Latifah win-con.
Hey guys did you see the glorp miku art trend, we are so back
based kanopy users rise up!
free as long as you have a library card. support your local public libraries and get kanopy.
NL's crack cadence has returned, I fear.
As always, K8 is more based than NL. Still, letterboxlarry is back as strong as ever
isnt jackie about jackie kennedy or am i smoking?
From the pond to the sea 🍉
Wow the first stream I watched live
It sounds like streaming services should partner with fast food restaurant apps 🤔
Severance is sooooooooo good too, man.
Happy lunch break gang
Let's be honest the whole show will probably be posted to youtube as "ligma male phonk" edits.
I love when NL is so wrong he gets loud 😍
6:19 A PRICEMASTER REFERENCE????