Was going to say I still think the watashi wa Keith san was the most unhinged and then it cut to underrage birth 💀 Edit: I now realise it's child labour as in working not as in birthing a child
I was wondering what I needed on this tuesday afternoon, but I didn't expect it being Whatley talking about child labour, testicles and breasts for 15 minutes.
A Judas goat is actually a thing that used to be used in slaughterhouses to lead other animals in, it came out one path and the others were not so fortunate...
this video has me rewinding back every so often to be like "what did they say?" It feels like that situation where ur just waking up and someones talking to you and you feel you may have heard them wrong so you need them to repeat but its just the same random thing you heard.
Double balls and breasts are/were needed for very simple reason- malfunction. Losing one means u have a back-up (if a mother has mastitis she can still feed her baby with the other one). And other anatomical and biochem reasons u have that symetry. And the least bad cancer is a form of skin cancer, that is limited to the epidermis and doesn't invade the derma or give metastasis.
Imagine if humans didn't get sick, it's more probably that we evolve in a more grotesque way like cats having multiple breast/nipples or like sharks with two shlongs, in some way we have to thank that lifesteal isn't real because sickness is the mvp morellonomicon
@@Crabgar the thing is most malignant tumors are found late. Meaning probably both balls will go. Self palpation of the testicles isn't taught like palpation of breasts (although test cancer is less common)
TBH these are some food for tought. About the "why do we have 2 of X" reasoning, there is a good reason we have 2 of some organs... Redundancy. If 1 kidney fails, we can still live on 1 kidney. if 1 of your balls dies or gets destroyed, you still have 1 more to redproduce. Breast are a bit difrent. It's more of a ease of use, as the baby can hang off the side, and can pick either 1. And in a case of twins (which is statistically quite likely in humans compared to other animals) you can feed both at the same time. Bearded Dragons (I have 1, a female) actually have 2 penises. Why? easier acces during sex (1 on each side) and in case of emergency the male can rip off it's penis to get away, and still can breed due to having a second one. Some animals actually rip of their penises on purpose to prevent other males mating with a female...
Saying child labor is good becaise it saves those poor bastards from starving is the most british, imperialistic way to think But I admire his courage and honesty in this cancel and corecteness era
I am 14 minutes and my will to live is declining, I've heard and said a lot of stuff in my days but damn, this is beyond shower thoughts, this is Mariana trench thoughts
If you lost a ball you would need to make sure youre other ball wont feel lonely. Feed it, pet it, take walks with it,... just do everything in your power to make sure your singular ball is alright and comfy in his new spacious flat!
A possible reason for the symmetry could be in case one is damaged. If you survive a sabretooth attack to the balls, but he popped your singular megaball, you could not reproduce. If you have two balls, the chance might be higher to be able to reproduce. Also, im no expert in balls, but if the surface of the balls play a role in its function, it might be more efficient to have 2 balls, because to balls with a Volume 1 cm3 each have more surface than one ball with a Volume 2 cm3
I believe it. IIRC your semen needs to be at a slightly lower temperature to live which is why your balls are outside your body but shrink in towards the heat of your body when it’s cold. Volume + surface area definitely factor into that
I say this with the utmost respect and kindness; You are, indeed, extremely british, and only proved it further with each and every take you showcased in this video. xD The kind of yap you could only get from someone whose country used to own 95% of the planet.
Its really stupid to talk politics on a league of legends comment section, anyways. Child labour is bad but yes it is better compared to starving, the real problem here is the ownership of the factories and mines. the profits of these companies go to their shareholders which are either buisness people in their own country(which is bad and exploitative) or buisness people in western countries(which is bad and exploitative and gives them more money for future colonialism) now if the factory was owned by local communities then either the parents could afford to not have their child work in the mines(both from more income aswell as for the fact that these countries still have unemployed people and child labourers are simply cheaper) and even if the child would still have to work there to afford to live then it could be reduced away from being more than a full work week. (okay political rant over, im sorry)
That is not a good idea. There is a reason why collectivisation failed. The actual reason why child labour happens is corruption. Politicians steal taxes while they let their oligarchic friends exploit people. Foreign companies mining in another country is not that bad. It becomes bad when politicians ,that are suppose to keep them in check, are corrupt and have failed at their job.
Cause riot hates recurring theme skins in line with the character itself. Despite skins like Bloodmoon on Aatrox is literary the most wanted skin on him.
Work or die isnt voluntary. The companies that use child labour to produce goods should give more of the profits in wages to families and adults so child labour isnt neccessary for them, likely increasing cost.
Wow what a nice video about a cute frog skin, surely Whatley wont share his bad opinion on 10 different strange topics 👍
Somewhere in a dystopian universe, there is a 10yo monotesticular Whatley working down a mine shaft.
It's in this hypothetical universe where he expresses a completely different standpoint to what he displays in this video.
And hes name is Judas Iscariotes
wheatley naming his goat judas is on a whole other level.
edit: *turns out that was the sanest thing he said in this video*
most unhinged video yet i think
Absolutely was.
Was going to say I still think the watashi wa Keith san was the most unhinged and then it cut to underrage birth 💀
Edit: I now realise it's child labour as in working not as in birthing a child
the child labor part made me think next stream gonna be inside a asylum
@@BallObtainer oh my god i forgot about that one lmaoooo
@@kevinalves1958 I believe the ballz part are much more controversial comparing with Child Labor as it's hasn't happened yet and it's also a senario
This is genuinely an acid trip of a video. Overdozing on drugs, child labor, testicular cancer, eDating. You could not guess what happens next
no coma whatley is next
People who came to learn tahm kench 💀
Came to learn kench now ive Left questioning my own morality and child labor
16mins of whatley Not understanding the concept of critical redundancy
isnt that related to tech components?
@@merozuya5989isn't it the same problem with the same solution? I am speaking from an abstract point of view
@@merozuya5989 its appears in both.
critical redundancy is far and away the best words to explain the need for excess body parts
It makes my day seeing a new video 🤌🏽
What the fuck did Whatley rant about??
Who the hells starts a conversation like that I just sat down
This video showcases his sheer ability to yap away better than any other
“If the ball fairy came and took one out while I was sleeping I wouldn’t mind”
This whole video was "But WAIT, Its getts even WORSE !" and I can't stop laughing.
I was wondering what I needed on this tuesday afternoon, but I didn't expect it being Whatley talking about child labour, testicles and breasts for 15 minutes.
Bro proved he's British with those takes
A Judas goat is actually a thing that used to be used in slaughterhouses to lead other animals in, it came out one path and the others were not so fortunate...
I dont say this about custom skins often but this one they should just import into the real game, this looks so great
classic playerbase does a better job then riot skin team
This video balances on the delicate line between "great Whatley content" and "why tf am I watching this". Keep it coming bro
this video has me rewinding back every so often to be like "what did they say?" It feels like that situation where ur just waking up and someones talking to you and you feel you may have heard them wrong so you need them to repeat but its just the same random thing you heard.
„I like cheap clothing, that’s why Child labour ist ok“. Last video I watched of this insane man
yeah pretty much same. the logic is... kinda insane
“I dont use semen for much currently.”-Whatley
what the fuck did i just listen to
Double balls and breasts are/were needed for very simple reason- malfunction. Losing one means u have a back-up (if a mother has mastitis she can still feed her baby with the other one). And other anatomical and biochem reasons u have that symetry. And the least bad cancer is a form of skin cancer, that is limited to the epidermis and doesn't invade the derma or give metastasis.
He literally starts off with "if you have ball cancer you just cut one off" and then goes on about how having two are useless???
Imagine if humans didn't get sick, it's more probably that we evolve in a more grotesque way like cats having multiple breast/nipples or like sharks with two shlongs, in some way we have to thank that lifesteal isn't real because sickness is the mvp morellonomicon
@@Crabgar the thing is most malignant tumors are found late. Meaning probably both balls will go. Self palpation of the testicles isn't taught like palpation of breasts (although test cancer is less common)
TBH these are some food for tought.
About the "why do we have 2 of X" reasoning, there is a good reason we have 2 of some organs...
Redundancy.
If 1 kidney fails, we can still live on 1 kidney. if 1 of your balls dies or gets destroyed, you still have 1 more to redproduce.
Breast are a bit difrent. It's more of a ease of use, as the baby can hang off the side, and can pick either 1. And in a case of twins (which is statistically quite likely in humans compared to other animals) you can feed both at the same time.
Bearded Dragons (I have 1, a female) actually have 2 penises. Why? easier acces during sex (1 on each side) and in case of emergency the male can rip off it's penis to get away, and still can breed due to having a second one. Some animals actually rip of their penises on purpose to prevent other males mating with a female...
someone didn't take his medications that day
like WTF IS HE TALKING ABOUT
I didn't put Whatley defending child labor in my 2024 bingo 😢
This video was goated, every second of it.
What was that last comment whatley said? Two testicles give you separate cooldowns? What? What the fuck did he smoke
Tahm Stench
Tahm sesh
TAHM FRENCH 🥖
Tahm Bench 💪
Tahm Clench
Clicked for the frog skin. Stayed for the insane commentary. 10/10
Close enough, Welcome back Margareth tatcher
6:55 Saying you broke up with a girl who had a coke addiction, because it wasn't feminine enough for you is one of the funniest things you can say
😂 I was questioning that as well... A few good reasons to distance yourself from someone with that addiction, his was not a very rational one
After breaking up with his girl he packed his things and established a child labor camp in Asia. What a man
Probably the most english take on child labor
6:15
GOATED Calamity music in my LoL video ? what the sigma
I put this video in the background while doing other things, man every time zoning back in to it was a ride
Come for the Frog gameplay, stay for the Daily Dose of Whatley wisdom
yet again we are blessed by peacewick. Bless you, peacewick and thank you whatley.
I saw it as soon as it came out and I was legit blown away at how good it was
Congrats on the skin, bruv. You're one lucky bloke to have it shortly after seeing the other skins reveal.
holy shit this custom skin has sound effects animations and everything
Saying child labor is good becaise it saves those poor bastards from starving is the most british, imperialistic way to think
But I admire his courage and honesty in this cancel and corecteness era
I am 14 minutes and my will to live is declining, I've heard and said a lot of stuff in my days but damn, this is beyond shower thoughts, this is Mariana trench thoughts
I swear every video is just Wheatley being the most Victorian British man ever😂
Every day i'm more convinced Whatley is secretly Frank from Always Sunny in Philadelphia. He even has the frog skin!
the smoothebore shotgun is an inaccurate comparison because the human urethra has rifling to make pissing more accurate
No shot
If you lost a ball you would need to make sure youre other ball wont feel lonely.
Feed it, pet it, take walks with it,... just do everything in your power to make sure your singular ball is alright and comfy in his new spacious flat!
I would have loved to see chat in this video
A possible reason for the symmetry could be in case one is damaged. If you survive a sabretooth attack to the balls, but he popped your singular megaball, you could not reproduce. If you have two balls, the chance might be higher to be able to reproduce. Also, im no expert in balls, but if the surface of the balls play a role in its function, it might be more efficient to have 2 balls, because to balls with a Volume 1 cm3 each have more surface than one ball with a Volume 2 cm3
I believe it. IIRC your semen needs to be at a slightly lower temperature to live which is why your balls are outside your body but shrink in towards the heat of your body when it’s cold. Volume + surface area definitely factor into that
@@multiple_choice_ true. Might be easier to plop in 2 small balls than one giant ball
best hot takes in the business
I say this with the utmost respect and kindness;
You are, indeed, extremely british, and only proved it further with each and every take you showcased in this video. xD
The kind of yap you could only get from someone whose country used to own 95% of the planet.
I mean hes actually cookin, why two balls but just one carrot?
this was the first whatley video I've ever watched, and i must say... I am not dissapointed
I only found your channel immediately after the coma, so this child labor rant is crazy for my third vid
At this point im just sorry for the editor... ty mate for cutting this i guess
If there was ever any doubts about Whatley being English, "Child Labour in Bangladesh is good" puts them to bed.
bro was absolutely on one.
11:00 Bro says he hated cocaine addiction then said he wants to go to the mines
‘Keep it up lads’ killed me
Its really stupid to talk politics on a league of legends comment section, anyways.
Child labour is bad but yes it is better compared to starving, the real problem here is the ownership of the factories and mines. the profits of these companies go to their shareholders which are either buisness people in their own country(which is bad and exploitative) or buisness people in western countries(which is bad and exploitative and gives them more money for future colonialism) now if the factory was owned by local communities then either the parents could afford to not have their child work in the mines(both from more income aswell as for the fact that these countries still have unemployed people and child labourers are simply cheaper) and even if the child would still have to work there to afford to live then it could be reduced away from being more than a full work week. (okay political rant over, im sorry)
That is not a good idea. There is a reason why collectivisation failed. The actual reason why child labour happens is corruption. Politicians steal taxes while they let their oligarchic friends exploit people. Foreign companies mining in another country is not that bad. It becomes bad when politicians ,that are suppose to keep them in check, are corrupt and have failed at their job.
It's like Volibear not getting a Panda skin, but Teemo and Annie got one.
So many hot takes in one video xD. Love the content keep up the rants
From now on im a true believer in a Ball Fairy
the fucking calamity ost banger
tbh even being friends with bomba man can't save this career. 0 paper stacked, 0 gyatt, 0 rizz and completely no bitches.
Just when i thought the insanity ended, testicular cancer came into play
very informative video i agree with most of this except for the ball part i want both of mine because i need an even number of everything
Wolves were going to be introduced to bring back in scotland
Difference between a goat and a ram?? Species?
this video made me finally sub. So deranged
2:20 what is thaaat fucking bastard Vi lol that's every ranked teammate ever
child labor is the consequence of underdeveloped countries not the solution whatley wtf dude 😭
Don't let whatley cook.
Cause riot hates recurring theme skins in line with the character itself. Despite skins like Bloodmoon on Aatrox is literary the most wanted skin on him.
No Arm Goatley
So, for the frog biology lesson, balls are primary sex characteristic. the female equivalent would be losing an ovary
needs a higher pitched voice and it's perfect
Beans on toast
we need more time on that child labour topic
He is so uneducated but with very strong opinionis. Like me when I was.
coming from a fizz main* im lowkey excited for the n ew skins
Work or die isnt voluntary. The companies that use child labour to produce goods should give more of the profits in wages to families and adults so child labour isnt neccessary for them, likely increasing cost.
Classic
4:11 whatley what about soraka sh'es not actually a goat but partially
i'm a tahm main so I think i'm a GOAT too
Horrendous controversial take as always.
This was an enjoyable loss of 10 iq
Mfw when people still think TK is a frog
Peacewick??!
Wolves the animals? What UK had against them?
least deranged league player
W video W Child Labor W Uniboob
You aren't a furry Whatley, but you are definitely a catfish.
0:51 but furry is facination with anthropomprohic animals, so yes you're a furry.(he's a demon animal)
Truly wtf did i just watch
Bro is based
Soraka is a goat
Why tf doesnt Tahm get 1% MS in the RIVER?????
Tahm Kench is a catfish, not a frog
loved it
BRO STOP YAPPING PLEASE 😭
Why does he associate Tahm with a frog? I thought he was a cat fish
kench isnt a frog.... hes a catfish
W-wheatley ????