That Nidalee was INCREDIBLE, I really hope you honored her. Perfect baits, in the right place at the right time, counter-jungling, leading people into traps, springing traps that you led them into, knowing when to go ham and when to fall back instead of being greedy, she's exactly what I would want in a jungler.
SPONGE-ZWAG!!! _Why_ didn't you help me win a 2v1 at their 2nd mid turret, 9 minutes into the game!? If you were actually _good_ at this game, you would've dived past the 1st mid turret, and HELPED ME!!! D:
Read this in Morgan Freemans voice: Blitz quickly realized that he was not going to win bottom lane with his team mate. No, the enemy was simply too strong. He had to do something they did not expect. He played......the mental game, just like my friend Andy Dufresne had done all those years ago.
League is so fun when you get a cool team but players like this Blitz just ruin it. Missing hooks, calling his teammates trash, constantly emoting every few seconds, non-stop pinging, saying "team do something" as they're stomping and taking mid. It's always the bad players too...
I just mute those guys. I couldn't care less if they're on a smurf account. That kind of crap is what Riot asks you to agree not to do. It's in the Summoner's Code.
What are you more scared of? A rottweiler that stays relatively quiet, but proves its strength through the way it behaves Or a chihuahua that constantly yaps, but has no real muscle to back it up? Annoying as they are, I find it rather hilarious to watch the chihuahuas, whenever they yap. They always prove themselves weak, both mentally and mechanically, by the time the game is over
bruh imagine having a brother that's as annoying as that blitz and you've to live with him and listen to that crap every day? That's how those murder shows are made where a certain person kills their family member and then tries to hide it, and the police is investigating a burglary or some other crap until they find out it was him all along...
At 10:33 what in God's name did they want the Blitz to do? They ran the Briar ult directly into him and got him feared. They were literally dead before the fear ended.
I love these series.... There is some morbidity in waiting the next death, also watching you carry even harder as you try more and more to not die is kind of fun.
Iconic quotes from this game include: 19:49 - Yuumi - "Snort my ear wax first then I will ff" 25:15 - Illaoi - "mid jg is rough and a yuumi that is a walking liberal cringe parrot"
I was the ezreal, and the blitz was frustrating to play with, dude just straight up misplay and expected me to make a miracle happen, the yuumi was good too which made it harder, popped off at the end though
Whenever your bot is flaming each other and you don't want them to rage quit, just say "You should leave the game" That'll keep em from rage quitting. Reverse psychology. Whenever I'm having a bad game and getting flamed, I just say "report me" and half the time they change their attitudes.
The MF completely forgot to use her most important ability to shut down the Blitz, 'mute all'. Dude was living rent free in their head and probably still is.
blitz was insufferable in chat but he did pretty alright in game. vex meanwhile, spam pinged people for no reason as if it's everyone else's fault that they're dead in the middle of the enemy jungle or behind t1 turret. and it's not like they were contributing a ton during fights either, rarely got their fear off in an impactful way
@@jasonmain6398 it’s a multi billion dollar company they “should” have some sort of anti cheat.and as he said in the video he has 1 death and 250 kills so his kd is at 250.0 witch is kinda crazy that no one on riot has checked him out yet or a anti cheat bot
@@jasonmain6398 you should also ask that question to call of duty for the perm ban I have on modern warfare2019. Since I’m for some reason permanently banned from playing.
Blitz actually did a lot of work with sheer psychic damage
Eeemotional Daaamaaaaaaage!
@@Argoshropemaxx bro
That blitz is insufferable.
Don't be soft, toughen up
Average inflated role player lol
Bro that’s why I stopped playing botlane. Worst place where people tilt the most
Blitz literally made the enemy team int without trying
Dude his whole team with the pings and trying to take cs and just a whole group of "I'm the best player on this team everyone else sucks" mentality.
That Nidalee was INCREDIBLE, I really hope you honored her. Perfect baits, in the right place at the right time, counter-jungling, leading people into traps, springing traps that you led them into, knowing when to go ham and when to fall back instead of being greedy, she's exactly what I would want in a jungler.
Nid was zwags duo he says it when nid typed xerath is scripting 21:39
Nid did well
they dou'd three games couple days ago
Hey Nid
nice try nidalee
11:21 Ah yes, the classic Xerath triangulation ult. Zwag knows where his ults are because he knows where they are not.
Zwags videos are the SpongeBob SquarePants of the League of Legends world, change my mind
Long running and classic I get it
so true
@@robertthifault4080 zwag is not the steven's universe, bc zwag is good
SPONGE-ZWAG!!! _Why_ didn't you help me win a 2v1 at their 2nd mid turret, 9 minutes into the game!?
If you were actually _good_ at this game, you would've dived past the 1st mid turret, and HELPED ME!!! D:
what does that mean
that goofy ahh blitzcrank 💀
also I would have never guessed the nidalee is your duo
Read this in Morgan Freemans voice:
Blitz quickly realized that he was not going to win bottom lane with his team mate. No, the enemy was simply too strong. He had to do something they did not expect. He played......the mental game, just like my friend Andy Dufresne had done all those years ago.
League is so fun when you get a cool team but players like this Blitz just ruin it. Missing hooks, calling his teammates trash, constantly emoting every few seconds, non-stop pinging, saying "team do something" as they're stomping and taking mid. It's always the bad players too...
I just mute those guys. I couldn't care less if they're on a smurf account. That kind of crap is what Riot asks you to agree not to do. It's in the Summoner's Code.
@@keiyousu7454 Personally I enjoy turning off the PC and going for a walk out in the sun.
What are you more scared of? A rottweiler that stays relatively quiet, but proves its strength through the way it behaves
Or a chihuahua that constantly yaps, but has no real muscle to back it up?
Annoying as they are, I find it rather hilarious to watch the chihuahuas, whenever they yap. They always prove themselves weak, both mentally and mechanically, by the time the game is over
@@wildmonkeycar I'm not afraid of either, but I don't want to be around the one that literally won't shut the fuck up, because it's annoying.
@@wildmonkeycar You're weird, bro.
bruh imagine having a brother that's as annoying as that blitz and you've to live with him and listen to that crap every day? That's how those murder shows are made where a certain person kills their family member and then tries to hide it, and the police is investigating a burglary or some other crap until they find out it was him all along...
You sound like you killed your brother
Watching Zwag videos always makes me want to play League.
But then I remember that I absolutely hate League and don't want to do that to myself.
Saaaaaame brother
Day 1 of asking Zwag to play full move speed Yorick, because no one ever seen a 'Rick run so fast.
I have a time machine if you wanna borrow it
@@fdmugen4724 =O yes pls
@@fdmugen4724 =O Yes pls.
whats the build then?
@@IIIlIl Anything with move speed.
people nonstop pinging like that just drives me up the wall
That face to face at 9:32 is hilarious
26:48 Even with full build full combo...he's still miss cannon...XDD
I'm genuinely concerned for this blitz's RL mental health
“Did Zwag Xerath get the first 6 CS?”
Yes, he got all 6!!
Win Streak: 2
He got every minion in the first four waves in fact, while also getting a kill.
Day 361 of writing here which day it is
At 10:33 what in God's name did they want the Blitz to do? They ran the Briar ult directly into him and got him feared. They were literally dead before the fear ended.
Zwag is breaking jaws but blitzcrank is breaking wills 😂
Zwag did that TF dirty. This was his villain origin story. 😂
The lesson here seems to be never teleport near a xerath
"WHY U DIE VEX" Had me laughing lol. Great video as always Zwag.
Next time hit em with a "Great communication pings, guys! Keep it up!" but in All chat
Man, that blitz was such a yapper, didn't deserve to win
this has been my favorite series so far zwag, keep on grinding my man.
I love these series.... There is some morbidity in waiting the next death, also watching you carry even harder as you try more and more to not die is kind of fun.
23:59 from the start of this seasons xerath series this was the first time he missed every ult shot
Blitz over here playing League of Blamers
i wouldve muted all pings so fast
Me at 5 years old randomly gaining sentience: 12:36
just checked his stats again he is atm at a KDA of 406 he still hasnt died a second time, this man is just a different breed of xerath player
A SAGA CONTÍNUA!!!! XERATH CONTRA O MUNDO !!! 🔥😎
The people in this game deserve each other. But I gotta say I had a blast watching them.
Iconic quotes from this game include:
19:49 - Yuumi - "Snort my ear wax first then I will ff"
25:15 - Illaoi - "mid jg is rough and a yuumi that is a walking liberal cringe parrot"
New game. Take a shot every time blitz flexes his mastery 😂
People gonna get hella smashed real quick lmfao
10:16 Blitz asking the team to do something meanwhile the team is 19 to 9 and the bot land are the death
i watch these all the time, imagine my surprise when my buddy that lives down the street is in the vid lmao
Which player was it?
21:22 Briar went YOLO!
That nidalee at 3:00 actually baiting tf out of twisted fate there. WS crazy. He looked like an iron player.
Day 32 of asking Zwag to buy a pink ward and place it.
"It needs 1000 men to kill Zwag once"
Or something like that along the lines, i mean you already passed the 100 mark kda 😂❤
I was the ezreal, and the blitz was frustrating to play with, dude just straight up misplay and expected me to make a miracle happen, the yuumi was good too which made it harder, popped off at the end though
also @zwag I 1000% reported you after that TF TP to tower kill...totally thought you were scripting after that one lol
Blitz's only use that game was being Illaoi's gap-closer.
Blitz is the classic example of a latchkey kid who's divorced parents can't agree on who's in charge of re-upping his ridalin prescription.
That E after his TP was insane
9:10 same here Zwag... same here.
Whenever your bot is flaming each other and you don't want them to rage quit, just say "You should leave the game" That'll keep em from rage quitting. Reverse psychology. Whenever I'm having a bad game and getting flamed, I just say "report me" and half the time they change their attitudes.
Thanks for the great vid Zwag!
nice, a xerath video, this one was so relax to see, good video
I hope that Blitz steps on a Lego tonight.
Blitz was the main character and metal damage was over 100k ;D
33 kills in 12 minutes is crazy
2:12 "Chill, I'm cheating..."
Dude casually Killed tf while Not Missing a single Minion First 4 waves
The MF completely forgot to use her most important ability to shut down the Blitz, 'mute all'. Dude was living rent free in their head and probably still is.
Blitz chatted so much crap just for him to be just as bad
Blitz is giving both teams mental damage
That Nidalee was actually juiced
BRO THAT BLITZ IS A PROFESSIONAL YAPPER 💀
How do you even play that safe? Like what is the elo here? Thats crazy cool
blitz was insufferable in chat but he did pretty alright in game.
vex meanwhile, spam pinged people for no reason as if it's everyone else's fault that they're dead in the middle of the enemy jungle or behind t1 turret. and it's not like they were contributing a ton during fights either, rarely got their fear off in an impactful way
This whole chat brought back flashbacks, worst I've seen in a minute.
Can you do another teemo speed run ?
I don't usually armchair doctor, but my brother in Christ, why are you drinking energy drinks with a heart condition!?
wow I wonder what mastery the blitz might be
Not gonna lie. That game felt a lot longer than 27 minutes...
Second skin of the day: Default Xer.
Are you able to submit to the Guinness World Records. That would be epic
What rank did you reach?
Boy do I feel thirsty after all the salt from players in this game…
I’m surprised Zwag’s Xerath isn’t getting stream sniped by uppity Challenger Smurfs looking to dethrone the King
@@lolSol Smurf. You Smurf like your life depends on it
Burgers
bro this is like iron 2, not challenger
is maligma good on xerath?
The poor yuumi begging for mercy
HERE FOR XERATH GAME
Zwag Xerath sadly lost one cannon
Which video was the one death?? You guys know?
It was the one almost 2 weeks ago now, 164 kda and 1 death
That TF is my coworker 😂
The true question is where is the stat bans at (aka the kd bans) dose riot even do those?
@@pumpkinmanblue9151 no, why would you ban someone for playing well?
@@jasonmain6398 it’s stat ban from an ai like how overwatch, call of duty, and rainbow 6 siege have it for ther kd if it’s to high and there accuracy.
@@jasonmain6398 it’s a multi billion dollar company they “should” have some sort of anti cheat.and as he said in the video he has 1 death and 250 kills so his kd is at 250.0 witch is kinda crazy that no one on riot has checked him out yet or a anti cheat bot
@@jasonmain6398 you should also ask that question to call of duty for the perm ban I have on modern warfare2019. Since I’m for some reason permanently banned from playing.
@@pumpkinmanblue9151 the account has been banned already 😂
We love a pet blitzcrank
Do these accounts ever get banned for false reports?
2nd xerath video in a row, yeii!
Kindred count
Count since the last video 94 days
Last record of 88, 222, 139, 63, 98, 21 days
godDAMN 10:16 is rough.
That game was just a toxic fiesta 😂😅🙏
Not missed a minion in 4 wave whaaaaaaaaaaaaat and did a kill too
😂😂😂😂hilarious series 👏👏
People like that blitz ruin the game for everyone.
25:47 lol Nidalee
Blitz misses every single q and still talks so much...
he didn't even use flash 😮
plz do on hit blitzcrank
Is this ranked? What elo?
@@heartsickruben i thought so
i lost brain cells that match reading chat. 12/10 would GP Q myself again.
Tank/Bruiser Xerath pls 🥺
They said end if gay and zwag ended
🎵 LEGENDS NEVER DIE!🎵
This nidalee actually good
There was actually a 500+ KD Janna, though that account got a few deaths in the wrong lobby 🤣 Hardfocussing ofc.
Day 4 of asking for ekko with kraken slayer (and bork)
Why the fake screenshot with nashors every game lmao
Day 13 of ask for zwag to play udyr but build 1 item from each archetype ( bruiser, marksmen, assassin, mage, tank, and support)