Minecraft images that are OMG WTF did you guys do
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LOGAN Stole my video! ☹0:45 I made that edit! He even removed my name!
Found it. Thank you for letting me know! I'm so sorry about this!
th-cam.com/video/ke2g-0oJ3U8/w-d-xo.html
that DIRTY logan…
👇 logan is cringe gang
@@PhoenixSCit's great seeing creators actually recognizing that it's bad for people to steal content
Omg… who is Logan?
I remember when Jeb killed that poor guy back in 2012. He seemed really sorry, though... Minecraft is just so fun, how can you not forgive him?
He made graduation
jeb
Jeb's just like me fr except the last thing
Uhh am I missing something here? Wut ya talkin about
@@allualbertyeah
I changed the Jens Bergensten Wikipedia page to say he was a murderer and then I got IP banned from editing 5 seconds later
Lol
Why?
@@Brite-um2tq fr fun bro
Why would anybody do that?
It's funny😊
8:11 It's a lot less wholesome once you realize that you have to touche her chest to interact with the recipe.
Now think about how you have to insert the items for the crafting recipes if you want to automate it with redstone
I know I ruined your day, you're very welcome
@@KindOf.Sleepy how far are you willing to take this discussion?
@@pixelprofessor471 far enough...
WE WERE HAVING A GOOD DAY 🤣
@@pixelprofessor471
Well, Dispenser-Chan would be needing to put many pickaxes (upside down) inside. Also, there should be a slime balks by product to every crafted recipe.
I hope the person who keeps on making these 3d steve and alex animations has a loving family a stable job and a bright future
fr
Spzi 🙂 youtube.com/@spzi_
@@PhoenixSCI legit thought you were a bot for a moment there. XD
I have this feeling he's being sarcastic, and I'm liking this comment on the basis of him being sarcastic
I wouldn’t bet on a stable job
My theory/headcanon for the ghast tears is they're liquid mercury which would explain why they're shiny and don't vaporize in the Nether. As for why they're used in regen potions, Qin Shi Huang (founder of the Qin dynasty in 221 BC) drank mercury thinking it would give him eternal life, so that could be inspiration for making ghast tears the key ingredient in regeneration potions.
You should try the last part at home It totally gives you regen instead of immortality/s
Even better is how many Chinese emperors still thought that thousands of years later.😅
That man likely did not last very long after drinking mercury.
Yeah, except if you drink it, you die
It's toxic
And it vaporises fast at room temperature, so yeah, Ghast Tears aren't made of Mercury
@@frostbite_1244 Lmao
Translate on 7:55 from russian:
"Friendly mob, living deep underwater, never attacks a player in response to an attack. If you punch him, he'll release the ink, makes quiet noises, when touching the deep. Squid can catched with a rod and pull it on ashore."
Sorry for my bad english, i am from Russia and don't know so good 😅
also, why squid looks like a OG ghast
Your English is fine! At least 15 of us understood what you were saying and that's the important thing :)
Пасиба за инфу, (это мета ИрОниЯ, хотя вы все равно НиЧегО не понИмаете) ☝️🤓
5:00 this is such a 2018-2019 meme, it brings me back
2018 was 5 years ago….
That is a long time(in human pov)
@@JUST-BAD698now it was 6 years ago
What is it called?
also, i like that sans' reaction was just "what"
7:53 Спрут( sprut) actually have two meanings, both octopus AND squid, Black text is the description of the squid "A friendly mob that lives deep under water. Never attacks a player even in response to an attack. If you hit an octopus(a squid), it will release ink. Emits quiet sounds when they touch the bottom. Octopus can be caught on a fishing rod and carried to the land" and next word is "October"
GOD DAMN I WROTE AND THEN SAW THAT IT HAS EXPLANATION IN THE VIDEO XD
Никогда не слышал, чтобы осминогов спрутами называли...
@@Giguv05 Потому что по сути спрут это не осьминог, но по какой-то причине переводчики их воспринимают как одно животное, от того и такая путаница:)
ive been playing minecraft for nearly 9 years now and I've never heard about the "a squid makes noises at the ocean floor" thing, can someone verify that
@@Chris-ts6ie to be fair, never heard it either.. but maybe cuz it’s really quiet and they rarely touch the bottom
@@Chris-ts6ie It doesnt 🤷♂
I absolutely love the people who still dedicate their time to making those blender animations. It feels like there's more and more in each video.
same
The first one at 1:16 actually looked good(Comparatively to the others)
hehe, it's always fun to make them!
@@spzi_you are a legend
@@spzi_ Godspeed valiant soldier!
7:50 Octopus (eng. Squid): a friendly mob that lives deep underwater. Never attacks the player, even in response to an attack. If you hit an octopus, it will release ink and make quiet sounds when it touches the bottom. An octopus can be caught with a fishing rod and pulled ashore (sign on the left says October)
Yeah I can’t read the words but I can pronounce them, bc I know the alphabet
I see why Jeb is listed as a murderer in wikipedia: 5:05
It was an accident she shouldn't have run onto the street
@@UpdateFreak33 still counts as vehicular manslaughter unfortunately
@@barley9322I’m pretty sure that’s only for a cross walk
5:08 that must be where he got the guns from
The math 999 thing is actually more accurately described as .999....=1 because there is no number in the real numbers that can exist between them. The math actually checks out, even if it is a bit weird.
Yep, if you don't believe it just do it base 9
i like to think of it as
.999... = 1 if and only if there are truly an infinitely repeating number of 9s, as the more 9s there are the closer it approaches to 1 (tl;dr limits and calculus)
Also seen simply in 1/3=0.333…. If we multiply 1/3 by 3, we get 3/3, which is definitionally 1, but we also get 0.999…
When it comes down to it, repeating decimals are just a way of representing fractions in decimal form. If you add them up in a way that it would equal 1 (like 3 * 1/3 or 7 * 1/7), it'll actually come out to 0.9999... rather than perfectly adding up to 1.
@@everettw.9610 til definitionally is a word, and a good one at that
Phoenix should start a series where he just reads his TH-cam comments.
This would be NSFW for sure.
@@PhoenixSC do tell how because Reddit cannot be any better
@@PhoenixSCpenis in butt
Yep, can confirm.
@@PhoenixSC Your definitions confuse me.
@@PhoenixSC Agree to Disagree
Reddit is much worse
I am gonna admit I actually already thought ghast tears were a crystal, which is why they are an item and not bottled
I think they're a weird sulfur-mucus
7:15 they are casually mining water
7:50 Squid. A friendly mob, living deep underwater. Never attacks the player even in retaliation. If its hit, it will spray ink. Makes quiet sounds, when it touched the ocean floor. Squids can be caught with a fishing rod and brought on the shore. *OCTOBER*
I don't know who SmallBlueSlime is, but the fact that they have single-handedly created all of the e-girl blocks/mobs is really worrying
C-chan (Crafter = C)
Wait until you see what was done to the Tinker's Construct smeltry!
@@howzittoyah _oh no_
Meh. I wouldn't be too worried about it if it ain't hurting nobody.
Well, i know him, i know who is that slime. He's me.
6:10 when i heard the sound I realized it's talking about Michael's power in Gta 5. /tick is my favourite command from when I tried it on
L3 + R3
Thought it was Max Payne lol
I still have no idea why the copper doors/trapdoors act like every wooden door instead of finally giving us a second "iron" option...like come on! Copper is a metal!
I think Ghast tears are primarily composed of minerals and oil that has a higher boiling point.
6:05 this is actually cool. Someone should remake that one scene from the Matrix with this.
Butter
Bro had dead eye in Minecraft
That would be really big if it ever made its way to r/Pheonix
That crafter woman becomes a bit more… interesting when you realise that they recently removed the dark grey bit from the bottom of its texture, and in this drawing that same dark grey bit was her pants
Jeb just cannot avoid becoming a meme. He seems physically incapable of not being a meme.
I think the tuff brick texture should just be shifted up one pixel so the horizontal lines fit with the other bricks. Having it be upside-down in shape was obviously intentional.
jeb really went through the backrooms and somehow got out... respect
With the power of a Minecraft Boat, you can do anything.
Except put Horses in them.
@@HungryWarden lmao
The tick speed feature would be really useful for making a "bullet time" thing like in zelda BOTW
6:24 I just realized somebody could probably use this to make superhot in Minecraft
the faster you are, the faster the world is.
5:45
Okay, while this IS a ridiculous amount of copper for just 2 trapdoors, at the same time you GET a ridiculous amount of copper just by going mining. They had to have realized just how inflated the amount of copper in a world was when they were making the trapdoors and adjusted for it to make the trapdoors "more" expensive, but still keeping a balanced ratio between collection and crafted (if that makes any sense lol.)
TLDR; the ingots recipe makes more sense, but you get so much Copper as is that it probably isnt 100% necessary to change
Gonna be annoying to collect it without a farm though, mainly due to storage
There ain't that much copper by mining. I just spent 4 hours just to put copper blocks in the corners of my house
I just made the math and to get a stack of Copper Trapdoors you will need 1728 Copper Ingots, and for 6 stacks of Copper Blocks you will need 3456 Copper Blocks just to get 2 stack of Copper Trapdoors.
(Also Fun Fact: i'm the one Who made that comment)
Every time I think "they can't come up with more weird blender steve animations" and every time I am proven wrong
4:24 HEY THAT’S ME! I’m the guy with the red profile pic who says silent club step :D my dream is forfilled by existing on a PhoenixSC vid!
The one with Jeb on a boat is a masterpiece of animation.
4:14 I wish this OP all the best with confessing to their crush. Really hope they give us an update on how it went.
Next Mojang’ll remove Netherite Ingots because they’re deadly if consumed by Endermen.
Jeb's boat journey around the multiverse is a masterpiece. 🤩
I always felt like Ghast Tears were gemstones, or hardened, compressed salt.
The blue penguidillo is the result when people with actual talents use them on actually good things.
i feel proud to be the first to comment on a dong comment
@@coconut7630never feel proud
Yes
Why do I see you everywhere
no it's a mess
Ah yes, more terror beyond human comprehension in the form of cubes
0:30 the real funny thing is how jeb looks in that photo
7:45
I translated it for you :D
Octopus
(eng: Squid)
It's a friendly mob living deep under the water. It never attacks the player, even if it was attacked first. If you hit an octopus, it will let out ink. It makes a quiet sound when it touches the bottom of the ocean. You can catch him with a fishing rod and take him out of the water.
Ah nvm, someone already translated it (:
I think you are better than the other
Let me do it for you
Thanks (:
I was already laughing from Murderer Jeb, but the armadillo mauling Tiny Jens sent me over the edge
It's confirmed. Pheonix likes Copper 7:20
He likes Coppa
Or COPPA or carpet
look as long as the wolf armor outright disables friendly fire, i'm fine with it. also i really hope the armadillo becomes the second mob that can conform to the minecraft grid, like shulkers do. when it curls up it should turn into a block-like entity with collision and everything
Jeb casually did genocide and flew away near sans like nothing happened, his reaction of "what" was gold🗿
“we removed mobs because you can kill them”
I honestly really appreciate how short it was. It always felt excessively long and bloated before, this one had some fun stuff but didn't feel stretched out.
Honestly 10 minutes for an update presentation is pretty decent, and they’re clearly decreasing how much they try to put in these things since the caves and cliffs update and the wild update real showed they can’t over promise without the fans getting really angry.
That's what she said!
5:21
What
What.
What
What
What
What
7:52
Squid (eng. Squid)
A friendly mob that lives deep underwater.
Never attacks player even if attacked.
If you hit squid, it will release ink.
Makes quiet sounds when touching the bottom (floor).
Can be caught on fishing rod and pulled ashore.
It's basically about squid, but with a picture of... black ghast for some reason @PhoenixSC
(oh nvm didn't notice the response later in the video :/ )
0:15 If you paused here and edited a fake box that says the game crashed it would look very believable.
0:17 *the radiance*
@@yis8fire Agreed
Fr
3:36 what do you mean this does not make sense? 0.999 recuring is the exact same thing as 1. Its just confusing for us to write down this way, because we are dont have an intuitive understanding of infinity
I find funny that there's a whole wikipedia page adressing that xd
@@cezarandrade Oh, JSAB level creator guy, nice to see you here.
My explanation involves the decimal of 1/3
I can't stop laughing at that Tiny Jeb in a boat animation! 😂😂😂
5:00 Dayum that transition slapped me in the face with nostalgia...
8:10 TF2 Fans: Hey, I've seen this one, it's a classic!
Minecraft fans: *“What do you mean you’ve seen it? It’s brand new.”*
"First time? "
3:50
I loved the little gasp of either disbelief, surprise, fear, or all 3
6:01 Bullet time looks really cool in Minecraft, would use this
I love the fact we now have copper cheese graters in Minecraft!
Next mob added to 1.21 will be the raccoon.
D:
😟
You had two opportunities to get the species even half correct for this joke and failed them both.
@@Blue-Maned_Hawk The fact you know what I'm even talking about terrifies me
and next civilisation added in 1.22 will be the Tenochtitlanca
2:18 I’ve always thought of them as crystals.
It seems that we'll just never talk about the cursed animations of Steve and Alex. Got it. Noted.
6:00 They really just said to themselves "Screw it, I wanna be Michael from GTA5 with his slowing time ability." XD
Yeah
XD
Fun Fact
The copper grates Oxidize faster because
people keep on using it as a Cheese grater
i'd just like to say that at this rate there will be more copper blocks than wood
At least it’ll justify copper’s existence a bit more. Right now it’s just the reason I can’t find iron as easily in the dark, the amount of times I’ve mistaken copper for iron is ridiculous and the disappointment it plagues me with is relentless
@@Boxygirl96 but adding lots and lots of artificial utilities is not the same as having some actual use
Rumor has it that Tiny Jens is still boating to this day
i understand what the meme at 6:18 is, its from GTA5
2:50 damn those chicken nuggets look fire
take my like and leave
Jeb knows what he did. And we do too.
8:30 Yes, it is very wholesome, they are dating
7:50 translation (i speak russian)
Squid
(engl. Squid)
Friendly mob, which lives deep underwater. Never attacking the player even when being attacked. If you punch a squid, it will release ink. Makes quiet noises, when they touch the bottom. You can catch a squid with a fishing rod and get it on the shore.
(also i have absolutely no idea why it's a black ghast, and why they even wrote that at the end)
Ahh they already translated that
da
2:25 but hey that's just a theory! A GAME THEORY!
just commented this because yes
I think one of the reasons they v don't really talk about the update a lot is they don't want to promise something and be called out when they don't deliver, like the birch forest stuff
Nah they just lazy
5:21
What
-Sans 2023
8:20 you know what’s gonna happen now :)
As a FNaF Fan I 100% Noticed 5:14
And the movie came out
I was literally thinking “oh! No degenerate art this time!” A couple seconds later, Crafter-Chan shows up…
Whatever Phoenix says, I think it's cute knowing the fact that there's pissed off robot girl currently working against her will in your minecraft house crafting making waterlogged waxed lightly weathered chiseled grated copper staired bulbed trapdoors.
Considering how things are going with the recent EULA changes, 2:08 seems realistic. I thought this was going to be a legitimate discussion of them doing this instead of a meme video.
Yeah
Hearing a SiIvagunner rip in a PhoenixSC video was NOT something I thought would happen when I woke up this morning.
8:34 So wholesome it made my PC crash
Only one half of this is a lie
The first part
@@FunMelonBoino, the lie is obvious the second part
Third part
the first part
6:38 no way I actually know which one is which
7:52 ok lemme read it
Friendly mob, lives deep underwater. Never attacks player even in response to attack. If you hit squid, he will release the ink. Making quiet noises, when the squid reaches the bottom. You can catch the squid on the fishing rod and pull them to the shore (fun fact: some words are translated, because I'm Russian)
Community note: the Minecraft wiki is above fandom Minecraft wiki on all search engines i have tried
oh yeah, I just noticed that now...when did that happen? Of course, I typed minecraft wiki. Even just yesterday looking up anything else throws up Fandom, with the good wiki not even on page 1 of google. Always better to just have the site homepage favourited in your top bar I guess
@@ravenwraith1017 I don't know when it happened
fandom is completely vandalized with links to the wiki
EDIT: it was this morning i think its fixed now
Ghast tears are mercury and ancient Chinese emperors would drink it because they thought it was the elixir of life. This is why ghast tears make healing potions.
4:20 *G E O M E T R Y D A S H*
Yes
6:40 Left is Evoker, right is Vindicator
5:26 i received an ad right before the explosion ik ur there fbi
I got one right after and it was a vsauce ad
I got it too
Real.
I love the minecraft dungeons music in the background for a lot of the videos/gifs. If there's something that game left us, it's a crap ton of awesome mobs and a crap ton of music
Man I have fun watching stampy and since he is going to end, I would say thank you to him for making memeories as a kid.
5:40
WHEN THE HELL WAS IT LIKE THIS?
8:18 That's right!! I did it again! >:D
Thank you, something for pheonix to be scared about. It makes me laugh :)
Oh you have a channel?!
Subbed
ooh so its you who made my third sleep paralysis demon, thank you
6:00 The way the gameplay is slowed down like that, kind of makes it look like the game Superhot VR. With the slow motion and stuff.
Bro had dead eye in Minecraft
It's mostly a reference to Michael's ability in GTA V
@@Shinigato20 John Marston? Arthur Morgan? Red Harlow? Jack Marston?
Looks more like Max Payne, not Superhot.
@@Thatoneguy3221 The sound used is from GTA V, so no
the entire translation of the text book thing is:
Octopus (English Squid) A friendly mob that lives deep under water. Never attack a player even in response to an attack. If you hit an octopus, it will release ink. Emits quiet sounds when they touch the bottom. Octopus can be caught on a fishing rod and pulled ashore.
i used a translator for this
Like, I know copper's the most common ore but I still have to smelt it and it's either spend a bunch of time cutting trees and smelting charcoal or finding coal which just makes it not worth it.
If you have a hard time being able to smelt stuff, idk what to tell ya lol.
@@Gandhi_Physique It's not hard, it's just tedious. I don't have a problem *placing* things in a furnace, I place things in chests all the time, it's just that I have better uses for my coal than smelting a bunch of copper. You need about 7 coal and a stack of copper (the copper is no problem) just to make a door. That's 56 potential torches.
The Jens trip was comedic GOLD
5:48 in the April fools update there was a vote to make decorated pots drop emeralds
7:53 Translation
"Squid
A friendly mob that lives deep underwater. Never attacks the player, even after being attacked. Releases ink when hurt. Makes quiet sounds when touching the floor. You can catch a squid with a fishing rod and bring it on land."
6:02 That actually looks Badass. Reminds me of those Max Payne Games and Matrix movies.
If 1/3 = 0.3 recurring, and 2/3 = 0.6 recurring, then 3/3 = 0.9 recurring. But then there's 3/3 = 1 so that's another way to explain it.
7:49 I attempted to translate this using the little tools I had on hand. The translation isn't perfectly accurate, but it's pretty funny.
Octopus
(English Sqvid)
Friendly mob.
dwelling deep beneath
water. Never attack
the player even responds to
attack. If you hit
octopus, he will release
ink. Makes quiet noises
sounds when they touch the bottom.
You can catch an octopus on
fishing rod and pull it ashore
Edit: Oh, someone beat me to it. At least mine is a little different 😅
it's actually a neat idea that crafter-chan feels unwell and then vomits the item. dang it! now i really want some cute fanart of crafter-chan and dispenser-chan hanging out
I personally would love to see Manny Heffley added to Minecraft for a variety of reasons, one is that due to him being added to the game, you would get an entire new biome with Greg Heffley NPCs inhabiting it. If Greg hits you, you will be transported to the Diary of a Wimpy Kid dimension, where the villagers are Frank and Susan Heffley, due to them being able to have children. The Snow Gollum is now Rowley Jefferson, because he is kind of built like one, The End Rods are now End Rodricks, and Fregley is a new creature that can crawl on walls and ceilings and hop across your screen. But I think a highlight is Manny himself. To summon him, you have to say "Ploopy" in the chat. He is able to rewrite the game's code to give you wings, or trap you inside of a Wimpy Kid Book.
This is why I think Manny Heffley should be in Minecraft.
Thank you for reading.
Yeah im voting Manny.
I've only seen this kind of raw power once before
That's what she said
@@Alanboss777 ........ Why didn't I see that coming
(also, I know you gonna say that's what she said to this too)
0:55
I've seen this interrogation footage before. The man in the hospital gown was a school shooter, the guy did a very bad job at feigning insanity.
Thus they sentenced him to death penalty anyway. I think if Phoenix knew the backstory he wouldn't have included the meme in the video.
@@versusVSversus. I thought he got 10 life sentences. I don't think public shooting can be a death sentence. I may be wrong but I thought death sentences were for three reasons only, plane hijacking, treason, and murder of an on-duty officer.
Just looked it up, that was extremely wrong. There's 41 crimes punishable by death in the U.S. First degree murder is one of them.