Fun fact, the Blaidd you fight to get to the Lake of Rot isn't actually Blaidd, it's a Black Knife assassin disguised as him, the same assassin that left the Blaidd mask near Seluvis' tower
@@braxtonhoule6563 The invader's sword is imbued with Destined Death, something only the Black Knives or servants of Maliketh have. It isn't named Blaidd, and the Black Wolf Mask specifically mentions an assassin disguising themselves as Blaidd
@ɹɐǝʍs I ǝƃɐssǝɯ ʇǝɹɔǝs ɐ ʇoN I've seen speedrunners do it but it's not as good as bleed so it isn't super optimal in that regard. Also each frostbite increases the resistance to the next one so it's a tradeoff.
@@whydoineedthisB Because people already have good bleed builds, and frostbite is supposed to be used to lower enemies resistances by 20% and not only to proc frost damage. So the optimal strat is applying frost then bleed.
@@whydoineedthisB there's a few slightly more broken things. Any% has zips which can one shot bosses by despawning them, then you have bleed which is very busted with much higher dps and serpent hunter which is an amazing weapon with no stat requirements while being obtainable immediately. Before hoarfrost stomp was nerfed though that used to be the go to
@@strider6522 Yeah! On the cliff in a bowl to the east of the Minor Erdtree in the Capital Outskirts in Leyndell, opposite the Hermit Merchant (and near where a Death Bird spawns at night).
Top tip: If you get the beast repellant torch from the merchant in the western dragon barrow, then the rats guarding the soreseal can’t attack you and you won’t risk a death since that’s one of the criteria you judge the runs off of. :)
reminds me of a MAD comic where they used a similar name for a Hulk parody... it was part of a book called "MAD book of almost super heroes". and yes, Captain Klutz made a cameo, but didn't have a chance to do anything.
Fun fact about the Great Jar once you click the summon sign run behind the great jar on the left after about 4 seconds back track and you will find the invader running in place, there is a short rock in front of him that the invaders get stuck on and don't know what to do you can cast any spell or ranged attack and they will just continue running into it without jumping over it.
Just use Winged Crystal Tear in a Mixed Physick next and that will get you Light Load, btw! It boosts your Equip Load by 450%, which means 925.3 max load and about 13.2% (which is definitely below the 30% light load requirement).
Yeah, you can't get to Light Equip load with the heaviest armor and equipment but it's a shame that you forgot about the Winged Crystal Tear that boosts max equip load by +450%.
Blood Mohg is probably easier because his Nihil thingy does a percentage of your health, not a flat amount, something like 40-45% of your health, which also cuts off his health drain when you have no health to drain.
I spent days and days trying to kill those stupid great jar ghosts. The moment you thaught how to cheese them I immediately went back there to do the job. Thank you very much. Now I need to learn how to cheese the Godskin Noble 😅
I swear I always discover new things in Elden Ring I completely missed before. Be it ways certain ways to jump up the spirit springs to skip some annoying parts (Sauron's tower in Liurnia) or now the Ash of War Ice Spear. I've never seen this one before.
i put countless hours into this game on release and now i got back into it with randomizer and seamless co op and its like playing it for the first time
Well, if you’re looking for runes, I’ve discovered some nobles in Altus carrying big runes in treasure chests: one by the troll kneeling over the leyndell moat, and one by a mad pumpkin head sitting at a grave east of gelmir
Armor is worthless if you only have ten vigor. I know you’re doing it for the sake of the video but this illustrates that armor is only useful given that you have high enough vigor. The higher your vigor is then the more effective your armor becomes. Damage negation isn’t that significant if your vigor is low
By the way, I was wondering- did you ban the use of the winged crystal tear for this run, or did you just not know about it? (It gives you +450% max equip load if you were wondering)
Sacred Blade is a great ash of war for the Death rite bird in the Consecrated snowfield. I don't use much faith in my build and the projectile still did around 2k damage with a high level weapon.
Maybe should say this on your other channel, but comments boost the algorithm. Given WotC's choice to not stop shooting themselves in the foot, I look forward to learning Pathfinder from you Tulok. As for this video, this almost looked more painful than Sans. I am no where near as good at this game, so lots of respect for you powering through this.
Tulok if you're reading this comment I'd love to see you reattempt this challenge! You've had alot of time to get better at the game and a level 1 run of the game is probably even harder than this run and those are really fun. Please do it again 😁
The shabriri summon is actually broken even though it starts weak but when Godfrey has about one thirds of health left he suddenly does so much damage that horahs health will be down in like 2 seconds i think this is because of the scream thing witch buffs the damage or something like that
The howl iirc debuffs opponents and buffs the castor at the cost of madness buildup. Seeing as he's immune to madness and he has infinite fp/endurance that's my guess.
this guy doesn't read the comments. i'm just glad we have a normal streamer who keeps getting his bussy smashed showing us that even potatoes can beat the game!
I love your stuff it’s inspired me to play as a character I’m picking shovel knight I think I got the armor but idk what weapon would work best I think the serpent spear looks most shovel like but if anyone has a better plan I’m curious
You're the first TH-camr I've ever heard reference "Boys Boys Boys". I was actually playing ER while listening to this vid and had to stop and do a double take, lmao. Fuckin love that song. ♥
You can knock those acherers off the roof if you grab the great bow and hit them with through and through. Generally takes two shots apiece. Makes the rooftop a lot easier. Edit: Reference to that town portal to Haligtree (22:22)
19:14 The Godskin spirits in Spiritcaller Cave still got affected by sleep when I was playing recently, so I think they're still just affected by it, just not the other stuff. (I also was using Dolores on that file and St. Trina's Arrows are 96 buildup each, so maybe that or the sleep not being player-inflicted does it?)
Can You Have the HEAVIEST Equipment Load and Still Be in Light Load? 0:03 Literally fast rolling while wearing the heaviest armor. Well there you have it guys.
I... I just went for a ride. Clicked on the vid, "hey! that guy looks familiar! wait... is he the dnd build guy?" checks channel name. Well this is going to be a good one.
next time you want to get the radagon seal, you can get the beast repellent torch first so the rats won't attack you. Or any of the other times you died to the rats, snails, dogs (big or small), bears, etc.
I used the round mound & used the greatsword & put like 60 into dex. I used Radagon scorseal, the erndtree +1 thing & I think something else & best I could do was a comfortable medium load.
Holy damage melts death bird. I use the incantation every time I’m fighting anything the first time almost and didn’t even realize people thought death bird was so hard
So, Phil doesn’t read comments, huh? Well, sure would be a shame if I said how cool he was and how much we appreciate all the effort he puts into both of these channels, and he didn’t see it, huh? >:)
Character Concepts; Monkey D Luffy from One Piece -Fists -Nokstella Weapons(Stretchy) -Blackflame(Haki) -Buffs(Gear 2) -Dragon Stuff(Gear 3) -Low Equip Load, High vigor, straw hat. Sir Aaron from Pokémon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew -Spirit Summon any bipedal summons(Lucario) -Blue Robes and Big hat -Staff with massive crystal -Focus on Buffing, and any “Blue” magic is fair game to simulate “Aura” Arsene Lupin lll from Lupin the Third -Low Equip -Projectiles -Sneaky stuff -If a chance to steal, always take it. -Respec Women -Knives for primary weapon(Because purely range would suck) -Goemon(Swordsman) or Jigen(Ranged) for Spirit Summon -Cheese as many bosses as possible. -Basically be a massive trickster
Imagine losing to Grafted Scion instead of attempting it for 3 hours straight until you perfect the arrow timing of the bow so you can kill him first attempt everytime
The answer is actually yes, I made my equipment the HEAVIEST load by putting on the heaviest armors, and filling every wrapon slot with the heaviest colossals. MAX Endurance, I used vykes lightning and both the winged and windy crystal tears in the physic as well as the great arsenal charm. It is possible. You didn't even max out lol.
Fun fact, the Blaidd you fight to get to the Lake of Rot isn't actually Blaidd, it's a Black Knife assassin disguised as him, the same assassin that left the Blaidd mask near Seluvis' tower
Give me proof please
I need the hope that blaidd is alive
@@braxtonhoule6563 The invader's sword is imbued with Destined Death, something only the Black Knives or servants of Maliketh have. It isn't named Blaidd, and the Black Wolf Mask specifically mentions an assassin disguising themselves as Blaidd
What the fuuuuck that makes total sense!
@@somedudewithakeyboard5388no lol it’s a shadow of the two fingers
Pro tip: if you're running ice spear and relying on frostbite procs for damage you could run your fire uchi to reset the frostbite in one hit.
Why don't speed runners use this strat? Too broken?
@ɹɐǝʍs I ǝƃɐssǝɯ ʇǝɹɔǝs ɐ ʇoN I've seen speedrunners do it but it's not as good as bleed so it isn't super optimal in that regard. Also each frostbite increases the resistance to the next one so it's a tradeoff.
@@whydoineedthisB Because people already have good bleed builds, and frostbite is supposed to be used to lower enemies resistances by 20% and not only to proc frost damage. So the optimal strat is applying frost then bleed.
@@whydoineedthisB there's a few slightly more broken things. Any% has zips which can one shot bosses by despawning them, then you have bleed which is very busted with much higher dps and serpent hunter which is an amazing weapon with no stat requirements while being obtainable immediately. Before hoarfrost stomp was nerfed though that used to be the go to
@@whydoineedthisB Because frostbite makes the enemy take 20% more physical damage. You don't want to reset it if you can hit the boss repeatedly.
There is a physic tear that allows you to light roll regardless of equip load
Winged Crystal Tear!
It's not technically regardless of equip load, but it's still +450% max equip load, so 99% of the time it'll be
WHAT!!!
@@strider6522 Yeah! On the cliff in a bowl to the east of the Minor Erdtree in the Capital Outskirts in Leyndell, opposite the Hermit Merchant (and near where a Death Bird spawns at night).
who are you talking to?
Top tip: If you get the beast repellant torch from the merchant in the western dragon barrow, then the rats guarding the soreseal can’t attack you and you won’t risk a death since that’s one of the criteria you judge the runs off of. :)
Maybe for one run, you could try maxing out Vigor for maximum health
Wait what!?
As funny as that sounds it’s basically a SL1 but you can level vitality. I like it but yeah..
@@9807036 You say that but you can get nutty numbers at RL1 and the only drawback for those runs is the fact that you can get one shot.
@@ekeclout3941 Yup, SL1 builds are glass canons more or less.
Difference between 60 vigor and 99 vigor is 1900hp vs 2100hp. Even with all those max hp% boosters it's not really that noticable tbh.
guess we could call this run
the incredible BULK
The Bloatlord run.
Total zoom fan
Tarnished gains
reminds me of a MAD comic where they used a similar name for a Hulk parody...
it was part of a book called "MAD book of almost super heroes".
and yes, Captain Klutz made a cameo, but didn't have a chance to do anything.
Fun fact about the Great Jar once you click the summon sign run behind the great jar on the left after about 4 seconds back track and you will find the invader running in place, there is a short rock in front of him that the invaders get stuck on and don't know what to do you can cast any spell or ranged attack and they will just continue running into it without jumping over it.
Yeah, so we don't actually start mid run... do we?
My mom always says that two wrong make a right, so it evens out
Just use Winged Crystal Tear in a Mixed Physick next and that will get you Light Load, btw! It boosts your Equip Load by 450%, which means 925.3 max load and about 13.2% (which is definitely below the 30% light load requirement).
Woah is that the real tulok the barbarian?
how many people are gonna pretend that theyre talking to the streamer when he said he doesnt read the comments?
He didn’t did you watch
“Silly Makar! You’re not a person, anymore!”
Ahh, I love a good lore joke
Yeah, you can't get to Light Equip load with the heaviest armor and equipment but it's a shame that you forgot about the Winged Crystal Tear that boosts max equip load by +450%.
What armor could you have and still be light?
Edit: nevermind, did some research and the second heaviest is fire prelate
Good to see someone else who recognizes how good the skeletal militiamen are in early game
I'm glad you finally were able to hit that bird in the cloaca until it dies!
1 year later but nice kleric reference
We've been Batman, we've been Link, we've been Charizard. But today. Today we're C H O N K Y .
The winged crystal tear can get u into light load even with all the heaviest stuff!
Blood Mohg is probably easier because his Nihil thingy does a percentage of your health, not a flat amount, something like 40-45% of your health, which also cuts off his health drain when you have no health to drain.
I spent days and days trying to kill those stupid great jar ghosts. The moment you thaught how to cheese them I immediately went back there to do the job. Thank you very much. Now I need to learn how to cheese the Godskin Noble 😅
sleep pots or sleep grease
I swear I always discover new things in Elden Ring I completely missed before. Be it ways certain ways to jump up the spirit springs to skip some annoying parts (Sauron's tower in Liurnia) or now the Ash of War Ice Spear. I've never seen this one before.
Wait, there's a Spirit Spring near Sauron's Tower? I need to look into that...
i put countless hours into this game on release and now i got back into it with randomizer and seamless co op and its like playing it for the first time
Finally, someone who can carry the weight of my troubles.
Jesus can do that, if you trust Him with them.
@@leebard9335 Hilariously, I'm a Christian youth worker. I just like the memes.
18:05 hearing kid Icarus uprising music had me in tears
Well, if you’re looking for runes, I’ve discovered some nobles in Altus carrying big runes in treasure chests: one by the troll kneeling over the leyndell moat, and one by a mad pumpkin head sitting at a grave east of gelmir
You know there's a sequel to the "No head" video where a random woman offers him head after he says that? Would have been perfect for that situation.
Phil discovers the GiantDad build.
Armor is worthless if you only have ten vigor. I know you’re doing it for the sake of the video but this illustrates that armor is only useful given that you have high enough vigor. The higher your vigor is then the more effective your armor becomes. Damage negation isn’t that significant if your vigor is low
Dude the amount of clever jokes and references packed throughout the narration is amazing. Instant Sub!
‘Beat Margitt and get another pocket’…….I never thought of talisman pouch as a pocket but something you tied onto you belt……mind blown 😂
First video I’ve seen of yours - a lot of Elden ring meme/challenge runners try really hard to be funny, but you’re genuinely funny.
Great content!
By the way, I was wondering- did you ban the use of the winged crystal tear for this run, or did you just not know about it? (It gives you +450% max equip load if you were wondering)
I think the point of the run was to do the heaviest shite “forever” and not temporarily or im a headass and he just missed it lmao
Who are you talking to? the guy that doesn’t read the comments?
@@SobeCrunkMonster my dog is being raped by autistic person
15:37 what a fire joke, definitely stealing that
Hell of a video I just found your channel and was expecting atleast 500k from the quality of this video
Bruh I’m not even the biggest fan of these build videos but this guys so entertaining he’s one of new favorite TH-camrs😂😂
Sacred Blade is a great ash of war for the Death rite bird in the Consecrated snowfield. I don't use much faith in my build and the projectile still did around 2k damage with a high level weapon.
Holy cow it's been a long time since I subscribed to a TH-cam channel but I enjoyed that video so much I instantly subbed after it was over.
Maybe should say this on your other channel, but comments boost the algorithm. Given WotC's choice to not stop shooting themselves in the foot, I look forward to learning Pathfinder from you Tulok.
As for this video, this almost looked more painful than Sans. I am no where near as good at this game, so lots of respect for you powering through this.
I appreciate all your uses of the KIU OST. We will be there for the next game in 2063
there is a free mace in south of limgrave (broken caravan after bridge) that has natural bleed and less required stats than katana
God the Xenoblade music at the beginning as I am playing Xenoblade made me think I was going crazy for a second.
Lol that damn Ice spear Ash that was in the first clip Helped cheese the game it’s SO underrated.
This run remind me of a pokemon name shuckle, and I remember the pain when I try to use it in my team as a kid whatching this video.
The way you speak about your “Boys” reminded me about Giovanni Potage, great video as always.
Dude, I would love to see your take on making a Final Fantasy Blue Mage character.
Thats what Gideon is.
I have been playing at lvl 428 with an equipment load around 100+ while being medium weight, I'm going to be taking notes to evolve my mess of a build
23:56 I think you forgot the winged tear physik. the answer might be "No... most of the time"
19:24 Whatever you want
Tulok if you're reading this comment I'd love to see you reattempt this challenge! You've had alot of time to get better at the game and a level 1 run of the game is probably even harder than this run and those are really fun. Please do it again 😁
You failed at failing, that must be the most relatable i've ever felt towards someone
The shabriri summon is actually broken even though it starts weak but when Godfrey has about one thirds of health left he suddenly does so much damage that horahs health will be down in like 2 seconds i think this is because of the scream thing witch buffs the damage or something like that
The howl iirc debuffs opponents and buffs the castor at the cost of madness buildup. Seeing as he's immune to madness and he has infinite fp/endurance that's my guess.
this guy doesn't read the comments. i'm just glad we have a normal streamer who keeps getting his bussy smashed showing us that even potatoes can beat the game!
"The heavy armour works against ballista" dodged all the ballistae shots.
I think a FF7 Tifa run would be fun.
I love your stuff it’s inspired me to play as a character I’m picking shovel knight I think I got the armor but idk what weapon would work best I think the serpent spear looks most shovel like but if anyone has a better plan I’m curious
You're the first TH-camr I've ever heard reference "Boys Boys Boys". I was actually playing ER while listening to this vid and had to stop and do a double take, lmao. Fuckin love that song. ♥
There is a physic tear that gives you 400% equip load. That would have worked
450%
Really interesting to see what the extremes of a playstyle would be like. Gives me some food for tought regarding vigor vs pumping defenses.
0:58 that what you get for killing the GOAT patches
You can knock those acherers off the roof if you grab the great bow and hit them with through and through. Generally takes two shots apiece. Makes the rooftop a lot easier.
Edit:
Reference to that town portal to Haligtree
(22:22)
Or just dodge and completely obliterate them with the giant crusher
Did you try the equip load Physick aswell? Cuz that should've pushed you down to Light temporarily with those stats.
Im kinda surprised this didnt turn into a fingerprint shield only run, its so good and has block on some of the attacks
very high quality video, subbed
You were really enjoying this fight. DROP MORE VIDS PLZZZ
I didn’t know about the Shabriri summon for Godfrey. I had Nepheli Loux available as a summon when I got there
It would have been great if you used the feather tear at the end say “look light load”😀
19:14 The Godskin spirits in Spiritcaller Cave still got affected by sleep when I was playing recently, so I think they're still just affected by it, just not the other stuff. (I also was using Dolores on that file and St. Trina's Arrows are 96 buildup each, so maybe that or the sleep not being player-inflicted does it?)
12:57imagine doing extra tanky build just to be forced to nohit anyway
Can You Have the HEAVIEST Equipment Load and Still Be in Light Load?
0:03 Literally fast rolling while wearing the heaviest armor. Well there you have it guys.
Video starts out with heavy armor and a whip? Now you’re speaking my language!🤣🤣🤣🤣
I... I just went for a ride. Clicked on the vid, "hey! that guy looks familiar! wait... is he the dnd build guy?" checks channel name. Well this is going to be a good one.
The thing with pest threads is that you need to be right on top of the enemy for ideal damage. Otherwise, they expire too quickly.
next time you want to get the radagon seal, you can get the beast repellent torch first so the rats won't attack you. Or any of the other times you died to the rats, snails, dogs (big or small), bears, etc.
the counting count bit from little einsteins was hilarious gg ez laughs
You know what would potentially be a fun build? Adam Smasher.
Can Mr. Clean Sanitize the Lands Between?
Can Ezio Assassinate the Golden Templar Order?
The winged crystal tear will make you light load
Geralt from Witcher would be a cool build. i would be interested in seeing what kind of things u would use
I used the round mound & used the greatsword & put like 60 into dex. I used Radagon scorseal, the erndtree +1 thing & I think something else & best I could do was a comfortable medium load.
Luv the commentary and presentation new sub yay 😀
Holy damage melts death bird. I use the incantation every time I’m fighting anything the first time almost and didn’t even realize people thought death bird was so hard
Litany of Proper Death. Wrecks the birds.
you couldve used winged crystal tear for +450% more equip load
I like your voice, top tier things to listen too in the background of stuff! 11/10 would subscribe for using the bigg hammer
There’s the feather cracked tear that increases your equip load by so much
thanks im gonna try this exact build now
I love the comentary. The sense of humor is just right up my lane.
I love the whip, you’re right, it excellent vs NPC enemies, stun locks them
So, Phil doesn’t read comments, huh? Well, sure would be a shame if I said how cool he was and how much we appreciate all the effort he puts into both of these channels, and he didn’t see it, huh? >:)
Yeah
And he never saw this one either
pro tip: always unalter bernahls armor for maximum drip
You didn't fail failing. You succeeded failing twice.
I unironically have maliketh's armor and are light load
Character Concepts;
Monkey D Luffy from One Piece
-Fists
-Nokstella Weapons(Stretchy)
-Blackflame(Haki)
-Buffs(Gear 2)
-Dragon Stuff(Gear 3)
-Low Equip Load, High vigor, straw hat.
Sir Aaron from Pokémon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew
-Spirit Summon any bipedal summons(Lucario)
-Blue Robes and Big hat
-Staff with massive crystal
-Focus on Buffing, and any “Blue” magic is fair game to simulate “Aura”
Arsene Lupin lll from Lupin the Third
-Low Equip
-Projectiles
-Sneaky stuff
-If a chance to steal, always take it.
-Respec Women
-Knives for primary weapon(Because purely range would suck)
-Goemon(Swordsman) or Jigen(Ranged) for Spirit Summon
-Cheese as many bosses as possible.
-Basically be a massive trickster
song at 0:27?
failure by seether
Failure by Seether
Failure by seether
Failure by Seether
Take a drink every time he says boi
You should have gotten the Mad Pumpkin Head ashes for PUMPKIN BOYS.
...except of course you wouldn't have enough Focus to summon him.
I can’t have a beer with anyone that says shoot and mother trucking
Man, Vigor-less runs seem like a nightmare, hopefully the next one will have 40 vigor, right?
R-right?
the dragon outside fort faroth is greyoll btw
16 hours?! That’s wild
Winged Crystal Tear: Allow me to introduce myself...
the dragon dies so slow you can rest to respawn him and get souls infinitely
Imagine losing to Grafted Scion instead of attempting it for 3 hours straight until you perfect the arrow timing of the bow so you can kill him first attempt everytime
Did u forget about the winged crystal for that u can mix into your physic? Its literally guaranteed light roll for 10mins
the pumpkin knight at castle morne in the weeping peninsula has a guaranteed drop of the helm.
I don't think so
He's literally never dropped it for me, across roughly 8 playthroughs.
@@jedimike7622 i must have had the best luck because every time i killed that mf he dropped it lol
The answer is actually yes, I made my equipment the HEAVIEST load by putting on the heaviest armors, and filling every wrapon slot with the heaviest colossals. MAX Endurance, I used vykes lightning and both the winged and windy crystal tears in the physic as well as the great arsenal charm. It is possible. You didn't even max out lol.