@@unknownunknow3813 read Ahmed bin said al-Busaidi in wiki exactly in his reign section then elsayed sultan bin Ahmed liberated Basrah once more from Persian invasion with big fleet of ships
Ww1: ends Sweden and switzerland: man i cant wait for the 2nd installment Adolf hitler: i got you covered bro France uk usa and russia: you werent suppose to do that
5:32 ...That's actually wrong that Germany is in German history books presented as innocent. We admit our mistakes, you know... unless other people *glare at several countries*
Germany during WWII: here is the plan: we do this without it getting the US involved, right Japan? Japan?!? Japan: *bombs US* Germany: objective: Survive
5:19 theres actually a whole year in our schools were we only talk about how bad we were during ww2 and that it shouldnt happen again (but the afd still gets votes)
@@TheThumbsUpGuy he's right but also wrong everyone is tricked into thinking the Allies did nothing wrong but really we did really bad things in WWII and its like propaganda we are taught to see ourselves as the good guys and the only good guys
Rawxx it didn’t scare us when we got 1 million kills and they got 56 thousand lmaooo I should add this to make your comment look even dumber: we were there for 20 years getting 100K kills to 2K deaths per year and in the end you think we were scared of them? Lol
It was mostly the fact that even though america lost that war none of its people actually wanted to support the fighting in there so they pulled put xd
5:31 No we know that we made huge mistakes and don't hide our past. We want our students to learn from the past of Germany especially from the years 1933-1945.
Me- *starts the Hitler memes by watching Hitler sings despoacito aka fegelcito or sings moskau* Also me- *has a picture of Hitler rocking some grandpa shorts that I got from Google* Me- ............. *is Napoleon related to Hitler*
Japan: *leaves Indonesia* The Dutch and the British: Now we can finally have this land again Japan: *Comes back to defend Indonesia* The dutch and the British: *Wait........ THAT IS ILLEGAL*
German: who will gonna invade first Soviet: snow is great German: ahh im gonna invade poland with soviet Also german: lets go to invade all countries at europe
Medieval People: Cats are the animals that belongs to witches!!! Kill them and their owner *Rat population getting out of hand resulting the Black Death being unstopable" Medieval People: This must be witchcraft!!! Someone has curse us!!!
4:14 Guatemala, Bolivia, Paraguay, Andorra, Luxembourg, Liechtenstein, Monaco, The Vatican, Sweden, Belarus, Mali, Ivory Coast, Chad, Central African Republic, Republic of Congo, Burundi, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Mongolia, and the Marshal Islands: Are we a joke you you?
german army: how many countries are we fighting against?
hitler: yes
Because of Hitler so many countries get freedom form uk
Hitler der Schlingel
It’s true 😂😂😂😂
Y E S
You have to simply ask “Y”
People in WWI: This will be the last war, the war to end all wars.
Hitler: Well yes, but actually no.
Putin:Well yes,but actually no
North Vietnam and Viet kong: well, yes but actully no
Europeans: Finally the war is over
Yoda: There is another
WWI: Finishes
Everyone: There won't be another for sure!
Hitler: You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
AC
Hitler:No.I don’t think so
WW1:Finishes
Everyone happy its over
Hitler: were Doing a sequel
Teacher: Can someone tell me how many civil wars China fought?
Me: How to count pass infinity.
Quite simply, you gotta... oh shit, the police is here! They claim i did a crime i didn't commit oh sibfjdn
Civil wars to some, birth control to others.
Someone:creates a new country in China
Everyone:How many times we need to teach you this lesson China!
Persia: *invades Basrah*
Oman: *liberates Basrah*
Persia: *invades Basrah again*
Oman: *how many times we need to teach you this lesson old man!*
Mr. Heart mask ain’t Basra in Iraq when did all this happen
@@unknownunknow3813 read Ahmed bin said al-Busaidi in wiki exactly in his reign section then elsayed sultan bin Ahmed liberated Basrah once more from Persian invasion with big fleet of ships
I live in oman
Nobody:
Germans: *Launches gas shell*
The wind: Right back at ya buckaroo.
@@DivineRight454 are you on drugs?
PickleBetard A.K.A Pickle Rick's Fatass Cousin nah fam I don’t mess around with that shit
Lol
ITHINKNOTBIMBO r/whoooosh
@ALMAN YT moin
When you want to stay natural
But Britain says NO
Norway and Denmark: Guess I’ll die
I understand this meme
The first meme is 2x funnier when you realise that they are in front of the National Stadium in Warsaw in Poland x'D
How you realize that
Because Amelia is maybe from Poland like me
Lol
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Daniel: E E N S T E E N
Dude I commented this, scrolled down, saw that you commented this, and then I went back and deleted mine.
"Wars may go on forever, but Switzerland is eternal" -The President Of Switzerland
Germany: who are we fighting
Hitler: everyone... All living things
Lmao😂
Even the trees
Even the emus
the USA: **invades Mars**
US General: :"Why are we doing this?"
D. Trump: *"Martians didn't help us in Normandy"*
@Jodi22 r/whooooooossshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Robot voice: *"eensteein"*
Germany in German history books is actually the psychopath, world - dominating Thomas
THIS IS THE FBI WE FINALLY FOUND YOU YOU SON OF A JERRY
@@A-man-in-the-box Yes, but I now secretly work for the CIA! Got'cha....
Historians: It's not a good idea to fight Russia during winter
Genghis Khan and Wilhelm II: *laughing loudly*
And Poland.
And Timurids and Crimean Tatars
and franz joseph and his sons
And Napoleon I think.
Ww1: ends
Sweden and switzerland: man i cant wait for the 2nd installment
Adolf hitler: i got you covered bro
France uk usa and russia: you werent suppose to do that
*history memes*
ah yes, enslaved slaves
5:32
...That's actually wrong that Germany is in German history books presented as innocent.
We admit our mistakes, you know...
unless other people *glare at several countries*
Like WW2?
Innocent i world not say that in german history boobs germany is showen innocent.
moin leute history *books*?
Cough cough Yapan.
So what every european did the same
Germany during WWII: here is the plan: we do this without it getting the US involved, right Japan? Japan?!?
Japan: *bombs US*
Germany: objective: Survive
MASTERHALL117
Mission
FAILED
Russian pushing back the Germans
Germans: why do I hear boss music
tis is 'cause it waz D D-Day
*Soviet soldier dies*
Stalin: it must be equal
Entire USSR army: *dead*
First Meme: *shows Canadian and American flag in European panel*
History Nerds: say sike right now
no they were in europe
playaboutpatforms like when they where under Britain?
@@galaxysamachan yeah they attacked germany
playaboutpatforms okie
@@playaboutpatforms2709 i don,t think canada got to keep anything though, i might be wrong
Only people who watch oversimplified can like this
Because he is a GOD
I watch Simple History.
Take out the simple and put the oversimplified
I like both
I watch both simple history and oversimplified
Nevermind what i said i just watch simple history for an hour
Now time to watch memes
Teacher: how many enemies were fighting germany?
Me: Over Infinity....
Hitler: Fascinating.
1:34 At least we in Germany know that we are the baddies
Germany: *Exists*
Hitler: I am about to wreck this country's whole career.
Also Hitler: I am about to end this man's whole career.
China : grow rice
Japan : Cool
Korea : Cool
Vietnam : *Give me the plant*
It's growed by Baiyues(Bach Viets), Chinese conquered and assimilated them while Vietnamese claimed to be their descendants.
2:02 I have genuinely waited for years for this scene to become a meme
Literally anything:Exists
Philosophers: W H Y ?
5:19 theres actually a whole year in our schools were we only talk about how bad we were during ww2 and that it shouldnt happen again (but the afd still gets votes)
Jau. Im ernst
@Jien Sayyer I cant tell if your fucking serious or not. For my own peace of mind, Ima say it's a joke
@@TheThumbsUpGuy he's right but also wrong everyone is tricked into thinking the Allies did nothing wrong but really we did really bad things in WWII and its like propaganda we are taught to see ourselves as the good guys and the only good guys
@@kristaex no one is actually the "good guy" in a war and there were also good things done by german soldiers but im pretty happy the allies won
Does they teach you allied crime no it's not
5:18 wrong, we acknowledge our awful past.
Moin :)
Its an incredible past
Nobody:
Computer generated voice: Eeen-Stien
0:00
"Europe in WW2"
Ah yes, Canada. My favorite European country.
Diamond Yoshi101
USA is my favorite country is Europe
In*
They did take part in ww2
0:04 Hey! That photo on the left
was made close to Polish National Stadium
I love history and want to be a historian when I'm older and history memes are very helpful so I know more history now
Me: When you ask your crush out and they say yes.
Also me: No this is not how you are supposed to play the game!
*Europe in WW2*
=> flag of UK: ✓
=> flag of URSS: ✓
=> flag of Canada: euh whait ?
=> flag of USA: bruhh
TOP11 RD it’s USSR you western spy to the gulag for you
I didn’t know is was said like that no gulag for you comrade
Vietnam war:
Americans: I win all wars but that thing
VIET CONG
Americans: it scares me.
Rawxx it didn’t scare us when we got 1 million kills and they got 56 thousand lmaooo
I should add this to make your comment look even dumber: we were there for 20 years getting 100K kills to 2K deaths per year and in the end you think we were scared of them? Lol
Jim Johnson 1.1 million commies dead
Mactav 141 see you get it!
It was mostly the fact that even though america lost that war none of its people actually wanted to support the fighting in there so they pulled put xd
@@jimjohnson4884 cool...killing innocents and using mustard gas on plants
I have a test tomorrow about history and tbh this helped alot
Edit: our test ended and my score is 50/60 in our history so yeah this helped
0:03 This photo on left is from Warsaw in Poland.
“Thunderbolt and lightning. Very very frightening me!”
-Galileo
Germany:I have idea!!
Russia:What?
Germany:Let's attack Poland!
Poland left the game!
Overrated Comment
Caesar: lets send troops to that place
Germania: tough guy snapping
I appreciate adding Canada in there
I love how it's accurate enough
Petition to make memenade feature comments
5:31 No we know that we made huge mistakes and don't hide our past. We want our students to learn from the past of Germany especially from the years 1933-1945.
Britain and France: Declare war on Germany
Also Britain and France: Why would Germany started it?
Me-
*starts the Hitler memes by watching Hitler sings despoacito aka fegelcito or sings moskau*
Also me-
*has a picture of Hitler rocking some grandpa shorts that I got from Google*
Me-
.............
*is Napoleon related to Hitler*
7:04 through 7:08
That actually represents me.
Bostonians: *throw 18 thousand pounds of tea into the harbor*
Great Britain: "You have lost trade privilege."
I see a filipino meme, so let us introduce ourselves.
3:18
I CAN SHOW YOU PH ITS HAVE A MEME
Britain: taxes America :and I took that personally
5:29
o look its us
The world: Aye-n-staey-n(Einstein)
Robot voice : *Een-steen* 5:54
People who say America overreacted over Pearl Harbor are the same people who say Germany started ww1
*_[history be like]:_*
A(ME)RICA R(US)SIA
Never noticed that. Wow.
Japan: *leaves Indonesia*
The Dutch and the British: Now we can finally have this land again
Japan: *Comes back to defend Indonesia*
The dutch and the British: *Wait........ THAT IS ILLEGAL*
when a 11 minute video teaches you more then 12 years of school
Europe in WW2:
Wait a minute... What U.S.A. and Canada are doing there?
U.S.A: *You wouldn't know...*
Canada: ¯\(°_o)/¯
Hitler: EAT MY BISMARK! Allies: Bye bye Bismark. Hitler: Peace was never an option....
I've actually learned a lot from this channel.
In German History books Germany is rarely protrayed as the nice guy. They rather schow two sides of that time.
5:31 If you read a german hystory book its the same as the polish, greek,... books
(1939)
Poland: have you joined the war Britain?
Britain: Well yes but actually no
German: who will gonna invade first
Soviet: snow is great
German: ahh im gonna invade poland with soviet
Also german: lets go to invade all countries at europe
UK:OBJECTION
4:09 Looks about right
I could be revising for my history exam but this has all the contents I need
3:10 this is a Philippine ad.
i know
This keep getting better!
Germany: clean you land
Poland: no
Germany: you choose death?
Teacher : OK class today we will learn about photoshop.
Girls : Makes a garden with pink birds
Boys : *Makes Ricardo Milos Kissing Peppa Pig*
Joseph Stalin: *The Expert*
The Soviet Union: Germany is my best friend! And it will be forever. Hitler: You fool! You fell victim of one of the classic blunders.
5:30 actually the German history books are the baddies
Historical figure : doesn't get married
Historians centuries later : I diagnose you with gay
Countryhumans
*'Infinity War' Is The Most Ambitious Crossover Event In History*
Asian and African Soldiers who serve both sides in WW2: Am I a joke to you
Panzer 4: * See a KV 1 hull*
Also Panzer 4: This will be easy
KV 2: What easy!
Adolf: **debuts tiny crustache**
Wife: *SAY SIKE RITE NOW*
Britain in argentine books
(Insert Vietnam Flashbacks)
Whoever came up with real hong kong is so savage
Me: Skips 5 second ad
Also me: Watches 5 minute ad about someone quitting smoking
When you find out memenade featured a nezuko memes: ah i see your a weeb as well
mom : *clean up your room*
me : it's not that messy
the room : *H O L Y R O M A N E M P I R E*
when japan declare war with phillipines
United States: you are being warned
SCP - 096 lol I understand this because i am from the Philippines
Martin Luther: *protests against the church who makes people pay to get to heaven*
Jan Hus: *sad burning noises*
Nobody:
The robotic voice: *_een steen_*
Canada:how many people are not european again?(its my country i needed it added)
France:yes
Ww2 in europe : *shoots*
Switzerland : I laugh in face of danger
If you think about it, if Alliances weren't a thing during WWI, Germany wouldn't have to pay for the destruction Austria-Hungary and Serbia started.
In 100 years, there will be alot of Brexit memes
Nobody:
The robot voice:
Eeestein
"Martin Luther makes colored rights"
Klu klucks clan: are we a joke to you?
Çýklôş clan
Medieval People: Cats are the animals that belongs to witches!!! Kill them and their owner
*Rat population getting out of hand resulting the Black Death being unstopable"
Medieval People:
This must be witchcraft!!! Someone has curse us!!!
4:14
Guatemala, Bolivia, Paraguay, Andorra, Luxembourg, Liechtenstein, Monaco, The Vatican, Sweden, Belarus, Mali, Ivory Coast, Chad, Central African Republic, Republic of Congo, Burundi, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Mongolia, and the Marshal Islands: Are we a joke you you?
Poland: *exist
Germany and USSR during ww2: our country
5:16 this meme directly affects the supremacy of my country 🇧🇷
The 7-1 match meme lol
it never gets old