Most people who run into this issue often(when they think its false demonetization), hold the video in unlisted after uploading, and once a human review is done, then premier it.
Those actors are not lying, those headbands definitely work. As soon as they put it on, their contract is fulfilled, and money is deposited into their bank account. I mean who wouldn't be happy making money?
Invent one of these but there’s just one setting: unhappy. And it just shocks you. There will be a separate model produced for pain fetishists where the label for the unhappy setting is replaced with a horny one
If I want to be happy I play mr.bean If I wany to be sad I play mexican/korean/chinnese drama about evil mother in law If I want to feel not lonely I play porn.
anton mesmer , where we got the word mesmerize , claimed to be able to heal with magnets , then later with iron filings and magnets . he did all of these things to bang peoples wives and take their money . he got the money and the wives , they wanted to kill him but he just got exiled instead. this guy was around in the 1800s i think , and every couple of years they come out with a new magnet something that is just a mimic of mesmer all over again . like those stupid fucking bracelts a few years ago .
It would be great if we could have the effect of something like coffee without the need to grow it, since climate change is making it harder to grow coffee. There are ways to influence the brain, like TMS and tDCS, but most of these consumer products just don't work. Something like this will probably be the norm in the future.
@@defmensoin I'm so glad you mentioned that, because I remembered that the Mood Ring came with instructions that explained: if the gem is black then you are not dead - the ring is defective. Unless of course you are dead, then the ring won't work at all.
I understand what u mean but alot of things are targeted for certain people..if u ever took antidepressants then u could say the same about that.Theres billions of dollars spent a year on medicine to help people.if this product doesnt work at all tho then yea its wrong but if it really works then theyre doing something good i think
You sound like you blame the people who fall for these scams - some people are just naive, uninformed, or desperate; and unscrupulous con men know how to take advantage of that.
LadyDoomsinger How else for naive people learn than to get scammed... it you get fucked by this then you deserve it... like it’s a disgusting practice but you’re just as much of an idiot if you find shit like this
Once again another device that "If it worked that way" would be an absolutely nightmarish device that you would be better off running away from full sprint than ever using.
"A featured on Bulletproof Labs" LOL - Go look up who founded Bulletproof labs and it turns out it's Dave Asprey, the same guy who is also a strategic investor in Hapbee and board adviser. What are the odds! Another investor and board member is Martin Tobias who, wait for it, CEO of Bulletproof labs. It's just one big circle jerk.
@@EEVblog I would suggest a teardown, but... it's gonna be a Bluetooth module with some coils attached, isn't it. lol Basically a $3 set of Bluetooth headphones, but without the headphones.
Well, in the early 2000s people sold products with an air of new age. There would always be Enya in the back. Some cloth slowly moving in the wind. A lady would show up and talk about Chi, sell you a magnetic bracelet, and ask you to buy their bottled herbal tea. You know, like Goop but less in your genitals. But thanks to Steve Jobs types, that all changed post 2010. TED talks are now the stage for bullshit like this. Are you too stupid to understand your feelings or technology? Boy we got a product for you! What else do people stare at in awe with no useful brain activity? Quantum physics. That's what's coming up next isn't it? A bracelet which entangles photons from the other side of the Universe can bring you new positive messages. The commercial will definitely have Dr. Quantum in it too but FIRST! They are going to mention "quantum supremacy" Google and IBM are after to steer you in from the tech world. You don't understand any of it anyways. Just buy my expensive magnet, wear it and smile.
@RDE Lutherie if you splash the liquid nitrogen on it, it'll not make contact because of the speed it'll evaporate. You gotta dip the nuggets for full effect.
This is much like the weak magnets that were very popular for pain relief. A dear friend bought me one and I was did put it on in her presence. When I got home I put it on the fridge and it made a nice big note holder.
Simpsons is probably the best series to hit on the evils of unchecked capitalism and propaganda through parody while being on a network that relies on gullible people to buy their propaganda without question.
@Maling Tørk Yes, 13 MegaBytes Precisely. "You may wish to risk your cosmic aura and physical well being by plugging this unit into the mains circuit directly, but for a mere $3,899 (reuced to $3,699 for Titanium Club Members*) you can buy a Black Box which is guaranteed to deliver an exact !3 MegaByte Signal (Patent pending. No claims to any efficacy are made but our anecdotal evidence is the best money could buy.)" lololololololol
Neuroscientist here: it's actually not correct that one would need micron accuracy and millisecond temporal resolution. For human brains millimeter/centimeter and seconds to minutes would work. The emotional systems are rather sluggish. I do agree 100% that this is complete snake oil. You should have compared it to TMS, which uses magnetic fields and actually does work. But here we're speaking Teslas and not mGauss and at insane rise times, milliseconds that is. It all sounds suspiciously like bioresonance BS.
Her husband has a tiny dick, her local drug dealer sells 0% thc weed and washing powder as cocaine that's why she's convinced that she "doesn't feel things in her body quickly"
Because they're presenting a "paper" , at a shoddy paper mill, mimicking the peer review process. They've booked anyone who pays the fee to present their work, and the audience is only the others whom are presenting before n afterwards. Double down on the b.s.. they're booking any space that's cheapest to do so, so it's probably the local library space or similar.
"we spent $80m dollars on research, we have patents (you can't find them) but we need that last $15k to sell it!!" How do people not see the scam here?
Like seriously with that amount of money they could do decades of research and marketing on the type of technology they're looking at. Yet somehow they need more? Be cool if ThunderF00t did a quick back of the envelope calculation of how much research or marketing you could do with that amount of money.
Because people are stupid. All you need to do is realise that some of them genuinely believe in a God, and then you can understand that you can get people to believe in almost anything.
@@johnnooyen461 I think you're confusing alchemy with enchanting... which explains why your benificial potions are also detrimental... Read the Wiki maybe?
Actually any mollusk has no myelin around their neurons, which would make them way more efficient. That's why in order to be more efficient their neurons are thicker than humans ones. I think that using a squid, a cuttlefish or an octopus would bring very similar results.
Just need Factorio open in the background. Whirring of assembling machines, rumble of trains, explosions of your enemies being annihilated, and refineries processing crude.
Oddly enough it's a common occurrence. In fact I've rewatched TNG so much I could recognise most of his iconic scenes by background noise and chatter. You remember more accurately the things that you're most fond of :)
I would just like to thank you phil. I feel that educating people of already established facts is just as important as discovering new things with an intellect like yours. I love your content
@@w77eed I met a girl saying that this 5G is bad for her, because they have pretty good internet at home and when the internet is on, she feels bad and has headaches.
Never heard of him, so I’m guessing neither did they. Hapbee guy 1: People seem to know this guy, I’ve only heard of him, you know anything about him? Hapbee Guy 2: \_(“/)_/
"The most effective substance-free mood-altering tool on the market today." Pretty sure video games, porn, cellphones, advertisements, propoganda, art, architecture, and sex toys take the cake on that one...
@@randomentity6553 Really, you should be more scared of Bloomberg. He's an elitist prick who, get this, will straight up pay congress to get what he wants instead of whining about it. Ya know all that evil stuff people said Trump would do, but didn't? Bloomberg's actual agenda, going off his political record.
I was super excited to buy one of these and experience it fully for myself, but I accidentally set it to "skeptical" and now I don't know what to think...
@@danlotroth9231 yea bro, everybody knows magnetic fields have an effect on humans, magnets cure everything from stuff not sticking to your fridge to cancer.
Yeah that was the first thing that drew my eye was that they kept looking to the side as if they're just reading off a cue card. They probably could of at least practice it a lot more to make it less obvious.
I don’t look at cameras when I speak either, especially during presentations. Always thinking and planning out the flow. I focus on the words coming out to determine the truth ;)
14:07 Seriously?! Shill: "Which one did you just try what was the signal?" Rube: *starts to open mouth* Shill: "RELAX?! WAS IT RELAX?! COULD IT HAVE BEEN RELAX?! JUST SAY IT WAS RELAX!" Rube: "I think it was relax" Shill: "Awesome"
"The most effective, substance-free, mood-altering tool on the market today" - that may not even be a lie, considering that it only has to be as effective as all those other substance-free, mood-altering tools on the market.
I suspect the reason why they say it's "the most effective" because they had this conversation during preliminary R&D: A: "So wait, how effective is it?" B: "It's 10x as effective as our competition!" A: "Uh... 10 times zero is still zero...!" B: "OK, well, then maybe we say that it's THE most effective!" A: "PERFECT! After all, 0.03% effective is still 'more effective' than 0.01% effective. Now those buzzkills at the FDA can't say we're lying if we're still technically correct!"
Oh, iDoser. It was interesting project. I had it and some of those had some efect (maybe it was placebo, I do not know) and some were useless. But it was nice for meditation.
I remember binaural beats. Some bizarre sciency nonsense that different frequencies in each ear would change your brains frequency (whatever that means)
When the word magnet is introduced in a conversation, you can safely assume that 99.999% of the times, the user has no idea of what electromagnetism is or how it works.
@@gehtdianschasau8372 the negative of a negative is not always a positive! Perhaps you know how electormagnetism works and can explain this BS product scientifically?
@@pele220 fair. But it's fun to use them specifically as examples. Also because they're like, actually relevant whereas the KGB or the Gestapo are no longer relevant.
Salesman: "Hey ma'am! Are you feeling good today?" Woman: "Well now that you mentioned it, I guess I am feeling good." Salesman: "Would you like to have the Hapbee band, which can make you even happier?" Woman: "Yes please!" Salesman: "Well here you go ma'am. Now just wear the band, download our app, and press the happy button." Woman: "Ok, so what now?" Salesman: "I'll give you a hundred thousand dollars if I film you praising our Hapbee band." Woman: "OH MY GOD GUYS, I TRIED THE HAPBEE BAND AND I FEEL SO HAPPY AND..."
Lol, but try $100-$500 .. That's the usual payoff for the actors in these kind of videos. I like how they had JP Sears, the TH-cam comedian in their video haha. Then the guy with the "Kiss me I'm a genius" T shirt. Wtf
Means shes worked her way up to about 4 doses of mdma and "hardly notice it at all"... Right before she hops in a minivan, drops the kiddos off at soccer practice, then heads over to her girlfriends house to cheat on her husband durring some wine soaked yoga exercises...
Dear Thunderf00t, all these "Busted" are making me lose my faith in humanity. Could you do something like the opposite of a "Busted" video? We get to see someone showing off an invention that actually works and is actually capable of benefiting people?
@Please Complete All Fields Don't you mean lower percentage of scam products? Because with social media you can make so many scams and no one will find out? Or would that be the same percentage as the past because there are more suckers born every minute so the ratio balances out?
1800s: Look at those crazy Victorians with their quack devices. 2020: The Hapbee, a glorified plastic headband makes you happy. Me: I dont want to live on this planet anymore
The Victorians were exploring the unknown science of electricity and magnetism, these guys are exploiting ignorance for financial gain through pseudoscience.
@@ferrumignisAm I only one Finding MRI tube the most relaxing place? Ive been in MRI twice, on both times I fell asleep in few mins. The sound the machine makes is just...
Have you ever thought to yourself: "I want a coffee. But not a simple one. It should be way more expensive and without the nice taste or the relaxing good morning smell. Also I want to strap it to my head."
😂😂😂 So right! You're depriving one of the best experiences in life if you do that! I brew my cup of coffee. It's worth the time brewin' it & sippin' it thereafter together with a croissant or sourdough bread!
I still love the idea of someone turning up and selecting "homicidal rage" as their feeling - and then in the court case claiming it wasn't their fault, they were just being manipulated.
@@danlotroth9231 yeah me to, everytime i see people achieve amazing accomplishments my pride for being a member of the human species goes up. But cases like these bring that pride back down.
If you're going to drive a thorium car, you might as well put a mixture of lights (UV, LED, other) on the bottom of the car, so that you can power the solar roadways, just by driving on them. Free energy! :)
1:45 “What we can do is we can put chemical solutions in our lab and come out with an 18 mb wave file” Yes and I can put a hula hoop on my head and come out with a 184 gb mp4 file explaining why nobody else should
@@JGM0JGM The real danger is gullible people mental ill people will buy this and sto[ their meds and seeing the doctor and has a life threatening crisis.
"We can put chemical solutions inside of our labs..." Amazing! Amazing! DO continue... "...and we can come out with a 13MB wave file." BWUHUAHHAHHAHAA!! Ok, I can come out with a 40Mb wave file by recording my bonsai tree. What's your point, caller?
If not a girlfriend, wife, ie family obligations, many appreciated drugs, booze, prostitutes n gambling to provide stimuli and other good feelings for the self gratification. Much better than a shiny new head lamp.
Holy Hell! This has to be one of the funniest things ever! I'm going to start fundraising for my microwave emitting necklace.... cook raw food right in your mouth! Once I sell a few million I can send "The Cull" signal and help Darwin out. My motives are totally altruistic!
@@krozareq Scamming is illegal, they scam people, they are supposed to be locked up. Also stop being a shit person it'll creep onto you and youll regret some stuff youre about to do while progressing in this mentality
The test group where it was turned on: „Very nice, I'm happy!“ The control group where it was turned off: „Very nice, I'm happy“ - Made by Placebo-Gang
again, this video was demonetized before it was even premiered!.... sigh.....
I think your channel itself is demonetized
There are ads on this video tho..
Figures.
Most people who run into this issue often(when they think its false demonetization), hold the video in unlisted after uploading, and once a human review is done, then premier it.
To be fair placebos are scientific..... lol
Those actors are not lying, those headbands definitely work. As soon as they put it on, their contract is fulfilled, and money is deposited into their bank account. I mean who wouldn't be happy making money?
You're technically correct which is the best kind of correct.
Awaken with JP is a satirical youtube channel;
I am guessing they cut him short and used it in a commercial?
"... who wouldn't be hapbee* making money..."
And also feel very de-stressed and relaxed, being struggling actors
@@niewazneniewazne1890
He's kinda become what he used to parody, unfortunately, so it was probably an actual plug for them
Frequencies that affect emotions?
Yeah, it's called music.
Buckethead dude.....
Buckethead...
I was going to say the same thing.
If you search on TH-cam find MANY of this.... emotional... things... for FREE
Frission is the word for getting goosebumps from listening to music. And Petrichor is the smell after rain.
@@Izzmonster Good thing the english language has a word for getting goosebumps from listening to music, but not for the day after tomorrow.
The "Angry" setting will just play audio that reveals it's a scam.
It's personal fake MK Ultra technology.
Haha
that setting is actually just a link to this video.
Invent one of these but there’s just one setting: unhappy. And it just shocks you. There will be a separate model produced for pain fetishists where the label for the unhappy setting is replaced with a horny one
Mr. Rotundus why would I do that when I can watch the emoji movie for much cheaper, or better yet food fight off TH-cam.
The most expensive placebo in the world
You forgot Gluboli, the sugar pellets you pay 50 euros per 200g
@Gernot Schrader Uff, yeah I guess you're right.
If I want to be happy I play mr.bean
If I wany to be sad I play mexican/korean/chinnese drama about evil mother in law
If I want to feel not lonely I play porn.
anton mesmer , where we got the word mesmerize , claimed to be able to heal with magnets , then later with iron filings and magnets . he did all of these things to bang peoples wives and take their money . he got the money and the wives , they wanted to kill him but he just got exiled instead. this guy was around in the 1800s i think , and every couple of years they come out with a new magnet something that is just a mimic of mesmer all over again . like those stupid fucking bracelts a few years ago .
It would be great if we could have the effect of something like coffee without the need to grow it, since climate change is making it harder to grow coffee. There are ways to influence the brain, like TMS and tDCS, but most of these consumer products just don't work. Something like this will probably be the norm in the future.
You could use a Mood Ring to verify that the device is working correctly.
Damn, that was a pretty intelligent comment 🤣😊.
Sounds stupid, but it made me laugh pretty hard 😝.
Thanks!
A pair of dowsing rods are included for calibration.
@@defmensoin
Instructions not included - and unnecessary.
Richard Gates of course -- instructions are for filthy NON-BELIEVERS.
@@defmensoin
I'm so glad you mentioned that, because I remembered that the Mood Ring came with instructions that explained: if the gem is black then you are not dead - the ring is defective. Unless of course you are dead, then the ring won't work at all.
I want a device that fills me with Sauron’s cruelty and malice.
I heard that wedding rings are such devices.
I think it works, I’m already feeling that!
Get a cat
Wasn't Sauron extra manipulative? That would be a perfect skill in today's sick world.
@@B4umkuchen ok boomer
As someone who has lived with severe depression, I can't help but feel this is a predatory device targeting people with depression.
Agreed they should face severe prison time. Or at least a good ole’ “cast them out with torches and pitchforks“
And who made you feel that? I bet that was a totally unlicenced feeling so how can you know?
If this were actual, "predatory" would be an understantment.
I understand what u mean but alot of things are targeted for certain people..if u ever took antidepressants then u could say the same about that.Theres billions of dollars spent a year on medicine to help people.if this product doesnt work at all tho then yea its wrong but if it really works then theyre doing something good i think
The price though is definitely predatory tho cause if theyre trying to help people they should make it like 50 bucks
I hear one of the feelings Hapbee can make you feel is "ripped off."
Not if you quickly start this device and open your phone and hit the happy button.
@@draiverx No.
@@draiverx Especially then.
You mean like all Indiegogo bullshit that Thunderf00t busted?
My one got stuck on that option.
Alright, you buy that stupid necklace and I’ll buy some PCP, and we’ll see who’s happily running down the street naked first.
bwahahaha this!
Well, if you hadn't put "happily" you'd have some takers.
I’ll take your PCP and raise you a roofie
My happy pills are the only enjoyment I get in life anymore.
PCP cops a bad rap :(
Every con artist, scammer and politician knows that there is a sucker born every minute.
So does TH-cam, hence the preemptive demonitisasion.
You sound like you blame the people who fall for these scams - some people are just naive, uninformed, or desperate; and unscrupulous con men know how to take advantage of that.
@@LadyDoomsinger It was just a bit of sarcasm, not to be taken so seriously.
LadyDoomsinger How else for naive people learn than to get scammed... it you get fucked by this then you deserve it... like it’s a disgusting practice but you’re just as much of an idiot if you find shit like this
All mammals are suckers!
Once again another device that "If it worked that way" would be an absolutely nightmarish device that you would be better off running away from full sprint than ever using.
No, they've corrected for that. The second generation almost entirely cancels out any nightmarish feelings or desire to run away.
I see you found the hidden setting for the 'caught wife cheating and was stabbed in the gut by her lover' feeling.
"A featured on Bulletproof Labs" LOL - Go look up who founded Bulletproof labs and it turns out it's Dave Asprey, the same guy who is also a strategic investor in Hapbee and board adviser. What are the odds!
Another investor and board member is Martin Tobias who, wait for it, CEO of Bulletproof labs.
It's just one big circle jerk.
Same for the founder of Genious Network, strategic investor and adviser to Hapbee. So both of their "Featured by" companies are circle jerk investors.
I would love to see you get one of these Dave, and rip it apart and show the BS internals.
I wonder if all the ppl in the ad are somehow invested.
@@EEVblog I would suggest a teardown, but... it's gonna be a Bluetooth module with some coils attached, isn't it. lol
Basically a $3 set of Bluetooth headphones, but without the headphones.
Bloody bummer, that, you reckon?
I've had a small electronic device I can put in my head to alter my mood for close to 40 years. Back in my day we called them "walkmen"...
@Skipping Stones That'll lift her mood for sure.
it’s walkman
Lol walkmen
I heard there is a small device you can put up one's ass to increase mood.
Truth.
The summary: "Listening to a cup of coffee is not the same as drinking a cup of coffee..."
Listen to the drip drip from the coffee maker
Well, in the early 2000s people sold products with an air of new age. There would always be Enya in the back. Some cloth slowly moving in the wind. A lady would show up and talk about Chi, sell you a magnetic bracelet, and ask you to buy their bottled herbal tea. You know, like Goop but less in your genitals.
But thanks to Steve Jobs types, that all changed post 2010. TED talks are now the stage for bullshit like this.
Are you too stupid to understand your feelings or technology? Boy we got a product for you!
What else do people stare at in awe with no useful brain activity? Quantum physics. That's what's coming up next isn't it?
A bracelet which entangles photons from the other side of the Universe can bring you new positive messages. The commercial will definitely have Dr. Quantum in it too but FIRST! They are going to mention "quantum supremacy" Google and IBM are after to steer you in from the tech world. You don't understand any of it anyways. Just buy my expensive magnet, wear it and smile.
I bet pouring freshly brewed coffee in your ear will make you WAY more alert.
what about porn
@RDE Lutherie if you splash the liquid nitrogen on it, it'll not make contact because of the speed it'll evaporate. You gotta dip the nuggets for full effect.
Being a heavily depressed person , I have to say THIS made me laugh!!
This is much like the weak magnets that were very popular for pain relief. A dear friend bought me one and I was did put it on in her presence. When I got home I put it on the fridge and it made a nice big note holder.
So it did work long distance! 😄
These simpsons skits are so well placed it's almost natural
It's the Lexx reference that got my giggles.
The Simpsons has been around so long there's probably a clip for every possible situation.
Skipping Stones Yeah, Homer alone can make stupidity montages for ages.
There's a Simpsons skit for everything
Simpsons is probably the best series to hit on the evils of unchecked capitalism and propaganda through parody while being on a network that relies on gullible people to buy their propaganda without question.
"I'm so calm" she said staring around crazily with wide eyes
"HARRY, DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!?" asked Dumbledore calmly.
"We've captured the feeling as a .wav file, which we play the waveform as a magnetic field". So it is basically a broken pair of headphones.
Probably leftovers from their last scam.
Bozebilly Atleast they recycle
but wait there's more,... its a Magic magnetic field. Ow how gullible some are.
@Maling Tørk Yes, 13 MegaBytes Precisely. "You may wish to risk your cosmic aura and physical well being by plugging this unit into the mains circuit directly, but for a mere $3,899 (reuced to $3,699 for Titanium Club Members*) you can buy a Black Box which is guaranteed to deliver an exact !3 MegaByte Signal (Patent pending. No claims to any efficacy are made but our anecdotal evidence is the best money could buy.)" lololololololol
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆💗
Coffee in German: "Kaffee"
Caffeine in German: "Koffein"
Uhmm, guys? You switched the vocals around, ah, never mind...
Danish is the same. We don't play by your Imperialist rules! xD
Same in Finnish.
Coffee= Kahvi.
Caffeine= Kofeiini.
Neuroscientist here: it's actually not correct that one would need micron accuracy and millisecond temporal resolution. For human brains millimeter/centimeter and seconds to minutes would work. The emotional systems are rather sluggish. I do agree 100% that this is complete snake oil. You should have compared it to TMS, which uses magnetic fields and actually does work. But here we're speaking Teslas and not mGauss and at insane rise times, milliseconds that is. It all sounds suspiciously like bioresonance BS.
You mean that binaural beat app is full of shit too? Is anything real any more!?!
Bacon.
If the bacon runs out, well then humanity will be done for. xD
@@peterpan4038 We need only look at the vegans for a preview of that dread possibility.
@@peterpan4038 Nah. Humanity will just adapt. Dog bacon anyone?
Yeah but its not quite rocket science (TH-cam Mitchell and web rocket scientist)
"Im not someone who feels things quickly in my body"
...might wanna see a doctor.
Dr Willie Fister comes to mind
@Skipping Stones 💥👌🍆
She meant that she was like someone like totally special.
Her husband has a tiny dick, her local drug dealer sells 0% thc weed and washing powder as cocaine
that's why she's convinced that she "doesn't feel things in her body quickly"
No woman has EVER actually said that except her .....for money.
There is actually some guy named Science that backs this sort of thing.
"Science" is his surname.
His first name is "Pseudo".
"Science" is just his street name. His real name is "Bill".
Sam Science here. Did you call for me??
Underrated comment. More thumbs up...
I’m pretty sure that this will give you a very strong feeling. ‘Buyer’s remorse’!
Why are the Hapbee execs doing a presentation in what looks like the children's reading corner of their local library to a mildly disinterested crowd?
Because if you make people act like childs they can be manipuled, its a classic NWO strategie
Because they're presenting a "paper" , at a shoddy paper mill, mimicking the peer review process. They've booked anyone who pays the fee to present their work, and the audience is only the others whom are presenting before n afterwards. Double down on the b.s.. they're booking any space that's cheapest to do so, so it's probably the local library space or similar.
"we spent $80m dollars on research, we have patents (you can't find them) but we need that last $15k to sell it!!"
How do people not see the scam here?
Like seriously with that amount of money they could do decades of research and marketing on the type of technology they're looking at. Yet somehow they need more? Be cool if ThunderF00t did a quick back of the envelope calculation of how much research or marketing you could do with that amount of money.
Because people are stupid. All you need to do is realise that some of them genuinely believe in a God, and then you can understand that you can get people to believe in almost anything.
I love the idea of a skyrim circlet they decided to enchant with fortify happiness
Need the dual enchant perk with fortify happiness regeneration.
More like damage wallet
@@johnnooyen461
I think you're confusing alchemy with enchanting... which explains why your benificial potions are also detrimental...
Read the Wiki maybe?
In Skyrim it actually works though
definitely what the thing like isn't it?
2:50
I mean, they aren't wrong. Just knowing it exists has altered my mood quite a bit.
26:26 "We learned this through squids!" *Shows like 4 images of cuttlefish* (I know they're closely related but it made me laugh)
Actually any mollusk has no myelin around their neurons, which would make them way more efficient. That's why in order to be more efficient their neurons are thicker than humans ones. I think that using a squid, a cuttlefish or an octopus would bring very similar results.
I also noticed they were cuttlefish. Tsk tsk.
Had the same thought. After a review it looks like there is one squid at the end. Just that it's only on screen for a fraction of a second... 26:35
For those who almost but didn't quite fall for 'Healing Crystals'...
It's the Iphone of Healing Crystals.
"Healing Crystals" is for Hippies, this one's for Hipsters.
CBD can be very healing.
Perfect comparison lol
please dont remind me of the 90's. but then again thats when i got skeptical about these things.
I do like listening to coffee though. The sounds of the machine running are pretty comforting.
My coffee keeps tigers away!
I don't drink coffee but a fresh pot of drip is pretty nice...
clearly never heard my machine
Just need Factorio open in the background. Whirring of assembling machines, rumble of trains, explosions of your enemies being annihilated, and refineries processing crude.
"Faith based business" So in other words "Just trust me buddy, it'll work"
As soon as they develop, "Line of Blow", "Fat Joint/Bowl of Hash", and "Purple Haze", adjustable settings on the App, let me know.
Now excuse me while I kiss the sky.
@@whenthemusicsover6028 "Help me, help me, oh no!"
The person who creates that stuff will become a trillionaire overnight
Yeah for real... play me a speedball!
@@ugn669 ,"Life...is good."
I know what feelings this will generate: angry, frustrated, sad, stupid!
And last... Shame.
Also if you want to feel stupid for free, just listen to the marketing wank of this thing.
And, Broke...
And a general sense of having been ripped off.
I am so used to the 'picard putting his head in his hands' meme i can tell it's on screen based on sound alone
You are not alone lol
I haven't heard it in months and I know it... I should watch less youtube
@Benjamin McCann you forget how he sighed
Oddly enough it's a common occurrence.
In fact I've rewatched TNG so much I could recognise most of his iconic scenes by background noise and chatter.
You remember more accurately the things that you're most fond of :)
Join the club...
I would just like to thank you phil. I feel that educating people of already established facts is just as important as discovering new things with an intellect like yours. I love your content
"I'm not someone who feels things quickly in my body" - yeah, honey, I see...
Especially in her brain....
vdochev Hahahahahhahahhahaa... feel the burn...
I was thinking the same thing . . . LOL . . .
Terrible in bed
The placebo effect is strong in this one
The irony is the same people who freak out about emf's will have no problem wrapping this thing around their head
To be fair natural EMFs are way stronger than what that 400$+200$per year can generate.
Them 5G signals are gonna fry our brains and cause cancer.
w77eed what the lizard people didn't take into account is that their 5G also kills their engineered coronavirus. They just played themselves.
@@w77eed I met a girl saying that this 5G is bad for her, because they have pretty good internet at home and when the internet is on, she feels bad and has headaches.
im amazed that they unironically featured jp sears in their video, a person known to openly mock this kind of idea.
That's exactly what I thought.
I couldn't believe it replayed it like 5 times
Never heard of him, so I’m guessing neither did they.
Hapbee guy 1: People seem to know this guy, I’ve only heard of him, you know anything about him?
Hapbee Guy 2: \_(“/)_/
5:28
Not anymore. He’s a Covid and right-wing conspiracy theorist now.
"The most effective substance-free mood-altering tool on the market today."
Pretty sure video games, porn, cellphones, advertisements, propoganda, art, architecture, and sex toys take the cake on that one...
All at once?
@@oldbatwit5102
Technically they're all the same thing these days.
Donald J. Trump is the most powerful mood altering Tool on the planet today. And let me tell you - it's not a good mood.
@@randomentity6553 Gtfo of here. Trump gonna win again.
@@randomentity6553 Really, you should be more scared of Bloomberg. He's an elitist prick who, get this, will straight up pay congress to get what he wants instead of whining about it.
Ya know all that evil stuff people said Trump would do, but didn't? Bloomberg's actual agenda, going off his political record.
"I command you to sing your songs of healing!" exclaimed the researcher, holding a magnetic spectrometer probe over a large pile of Adderall.
Left, Right, Down
Left, Right, Down
I have healed your soul. Give me your mask.
these people...
"i don't feel things quickly in my body"
ever been kicked in the shin before? i'm sure you'd feel that quickly.
😆
I think we need to find out how quickly he feels that For science.
I’m sure she wouldn’t
"I dont feel things quickly in my body"
Most of us simply call that Loose lol
Stub the pinky toe,
I was super excited to buy one of these and experience it fully for myself, but I accidentally set it to "skeptical" and now I don't know what to think...
The phrase "introducs magnetic fields into your body" was all I needed to hear
So different from homepaths, mlm health provider's, cryopactors, snake oil sellers, and supplement providers.
@@danlotroth9231 yea bro, everybody knows magnetic fields have an effect on humans, magnets cure everything from stuff not sticking to your fridge to cancer.
I wanna see them make a 'random feeling' button on the app. $10 to whoever can correctly identify what feeling it is.
Jonathan Gould Yeah, it’s a massive placebo effect; a double blind test will show that big time.
Hell, just have another individual select the setting without letting the "wearer" know which one.
"That is the feeling of wasting money on an ugly headband"
Feeling: disappointment
I think they are trying to make an alternative to drugs
Gotta love those “honest testimonies” where people keep looking off the camera. They are in no way trying to be deceptive!
VivAtreyu Yep, obvious script reading if I’ve ever seen it! ;3 xD
Yeah that was the first thing that drew my eye was that they kept looking to the side as if they're just reading off a cue card. They probably could of at least practice it a lot more to make it less obvious.
I don’t look at cameras when I speak either, especially during presentations. Always thinking and planning out the flow. I focus on the words coming out to determine the truth ;)
they are looking at their minders
There is some sience friction
Lol du hier
14:07 Seriously?!
Shill: "Which one did you just try what was the signal?"
Rube: *starts to open mouth*
Shill: "RELAX?! WAS IT RELAX?! COULD IT HAVE BEEN RELAX?! JUST SAY IT WAS RELAX!"
Rube: "I think it was relax"
Shill: "Awesome"
I laughed so hard at that XD
"Choose your own placebo effect". And I wouldn't be surprised if the psychology of choosing it somehow made the placebo effect stronger.
You make it look like the placebo effect itself is negative, and the stronger it is the worse it is :P
The resonant frequency of placebo
The best way to describe it.
What makes the placebo effect stronger is the sunken cost fallacy. "I wasted so much money on this therefore it works."
500 dollar placebo is more effective than free placebo. It has to be! otherwise you've just wasted a bunch of money.
"The most effective, substance-free, mood-altering tool on the market today" - that may not even be a lie, considering that it only has to be as effective as all those other substance-free, mood-altering tools on the market.
Omg I was scrolling down reading this while thunderfoot was saying it.
I suspect the reason why they say it's "the most effective" because they had this conversation during preliminary R&D:
A: "So wait, how effective is it?"
B: "It's 10x as effective as our competition!"
A: "Uh... 10 times zero is still zero...!"
B: "OK, well, then maybe we say that it's THE most effective!"
A: "PERFECT! After all, 0.03% effective is still 'more effective' than 0.01% effective. Now those buzzkills at the FDA can't say we're lying if we're still technically correct!"
Me with all 8 bracelets: I am inevitable >:D
“All that for a drop of blood.” >xD
This device can make you feel sad, angry, and ripped off, but "happy" is still being developed. It ALMOST works as described.
Music is the most “effective, substance free, mood altering product on the market” for me.
Working in that exact range of 0-22 kHz :)
100% true for me too 👍🏼
With Advertising/Branding coming in at a close second.
@@allmycircuits8850 - I like the way your brain works.
man, even those "iDozer" "audio file drugs" were more believable.
Im glad someone else remembers that nonsense.
Didn't know that shit, but to help you to get to sleep, you could use music or soldier training. At least that is free and works.
Oh, iDoser. It was interesting project. I had it and some of those had some efect (maybe it was placebo, I do not know) and some were useless. But it was nice for meditation.
I remember binaural beats. Some bizarre sciency nonsense that different frequencies in each ear would change your brains frequency (whatever that means)
@Ziggi Mon Much like what Apple tells iPhone and iMac buyers in the small print...
"Shhh! No one tell the plants how dangerous the sun is!"
*plays clip from history of everything
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER.
When the word magnet is introduced in a conversation, you can safely assume that 99.999% of the times, the user has no idea of what electromagnetism is or how it works.
When I first read this, I put emphasis on the wrong word and just wondered "Wait what the heck is a word-magnet?" I think I may be bad at reading.
@@alligatorboy2000 Pesky garden-path sentences. The horse [that was] raced past the barn fell; fat [that] people eat accumulates.
magnets, how do they work
When people use % in a youtube comment, you can safely assume, they pulled it out of their ass.
@@gehtdianschasau8372 the negative of a negative is not always a positive! Perhaps you know how electormagnetism works and can explain this BS product scientifically?
Gotta make a bingo with quack products.
1: "Magnetic Fields"
2: "Scientific"
etc..
"Quantum field"
Gonna throw in
zero point energy
Synergizing
And of course Eco
"everybody likes "
"vibrations" and "frequencies"
Emits "a signal"
"Emotions like... suicidal or killing machine"
CIA and Mossad: "I'll take your entire stock."
th-cam.com/video/4wX2xBOuzRg/w-d-xo.html
(;
you mean every intelligence agency and drug cartel ever
I thought we have TV for suicidal feelings.
@@pele220 fair. But it's fun to use them specifically as examples. Also because they're like, actually relevant whereas the KGB or the Gestapo are no longer relevant.
love your commitment to call out bullshit for the better part of a decade , that i've been viewing your content.
"The most effective substance-free mood-altering tool on the market today"
They're right! Hearing about their product made me quite angry…
lol made me laugh :D lol cheers
It works ! It woooorks ! 🤣
“What’s out there?” “Boundless human stupidity.” - Worth from the movie “Cube”
Tacoshotgun yes yes yes! I use that quote regularly.
Never thought I'd see someone reference that movie. Respect.
What, no “crippling anxiety” or “acid trip”?!
Lame.
Hey, I can do those old school analog style.
What about IV heroin, or speed ball?
If you use a 2x4 just right you can not only feel spaced out but also you can see stars. It might leave a lump though.
Crippling anxiety comes as free dlc with a simulation game called "Life".
A concealed device to use on others with the 'sex slave' setting would sell like candy.
AM radio produced all the happiness I could handle as far back as 1955
Salesman: "Hey ma'am! Are you feeling good today?"
Woman: "Well now that you mentioned it, I guess I am feeling good."
Salesman: "Would you like to have the Hapbee band, which can make you even happier?"
Woman: "Yes please!"
Salesman: "Well here you go ma'am. Now just wear the band, download our app, and press the happy button."
Woman: "Ok, so what now?"
Salesman: "I'll give you a hundred thousand dollars if I film you praising our Hapbee band."
Woman: "OH MY GOD GUYS, I TRIED THE HAPBEE BAND AND I FEEL SO HAPPY AND..."
Lol, but try $100-$500 .. That's the usual payoff for the actors in these kind of videos. I like how they had JP Sears, the TH-cam comedian in their video haha. Then the guy with the "Kiss me I'm a genius" T shirt. Wtf
OMG are you saying this device makes you rich too??
"I'm not one that feels things quickly."
What the hell does that even mean?
I guess she's diabetic and can't feel anything on her extremities.
Means shes worked her way up to about 4 doses of mdma and "hardly notice it at all"... Right before she hops in a minivan, drops the kiddos off at soccer practice, then heads over to her girlfriends house to cheat on her husband durring some wine soaked yoga exercises...
She has slow reaction speeds. She's not safe to drive. So don't try to drive her.
She's emotionally slow... oh I think she meant intellectually slow.
Guys this is a massive bonus, maybe even a superpower. Imagine if she got run over, she'd be able to walk to the hospital before it started to hurt.
I'm 100% sure this device will make a few people feel happy. And I'm not talking about the people who are paying for this "device".
Finally a cure for my chronic happiness and joy!
Nobody really wants to hang out with someone who never stops grinning.
Dear Thunderf00t, all these "Busted" are making me lose my faith in humanity. Could you do something like the opposite of a "Busted" video? We get to see someone showing off an invention that actually works and is actually capable of benefiting people?
People dying all around the world,wars, criminality,violence and u loose your faith in humanity over this? :p
Nutted.
Two minute papers
@Pseudo Typos the ISS is a fairly poor way of doing science in outer space, but it is a great cultural achievement for humanity.
@Please Complete All Fields
Don't you mean lower percentage of scam products? Because with social media you can make so many scams and no one will find out?
Or would that be the same percentage as the past because there are more suckers born every minute so the ratio balances out?
1800s: Look at those crazy Victorians with their quack devices.
2020: The Hapbee, a glorified plastic headband makes you happy.
Me: I dont want to live on this planet anymore
The Victorians were exploring the unknown science of electricity and magnetism, these guys are exploiting ignorance for financial gain through pseudoscience.
Don't worry, the Muskmeister's got you covered. I _think._
It literally is the modern equivilent of wearing nice smelling plague doctor masks to keep the miasma out and your humours in balance.
@@jasonmudgarde286 no they're just con men simples!.
@Skipping Stones What's the F in "BFR" stand for anyway? Falcon, or "flooping"?
"Kiss me i'm a Genius". Yeah, I bet that no genius ever wore such a shirt.
"Has the person in question ever declared themself a 'genius'"? is probably the best single question possible to determine genius.
@@allahspreadshate6486 I think you are missing the point in relation to the context.
@@LordZordid - I think you're missing MY point, I'm agreeing with you. I'm even trying to take your point and extend it.
@@allahspreadshate6486 My apologies. i misinterpreted your post.
I think it said "Kiss me, I'm a Guinness!"
So hearing someone drink coffee would give me the same feeling? I'm surprised bartenders don't die at work after hearing all those people drink. 😂😂
Getting an MRI would induce psychosis if these devices could really alter emotional states via small magnetic fields.
MRI did induce into my mind....but that was claustrophobia since I was a fat boy stuck with my upperbody in a tiny torpedotube. 8)
Magnetic stimulation is actually a thing, you can blind a person or make them unable to speak by magnetically disrupting corresponding brain regions
@@kerberos623 I hear you, hated the time I spent in a scanner, it's so claustrophobic.
@@tedarcher9120 that requires strong magnetic fields though not "small" ones.
@@ferrumignisAm I only one Finding MRI tube the most relaxing place?
Ive been in MRI twice, on both times I fell asleep in few mins. The sound the machine makes is just...
Have you ever thought to yourself: "I want a coffee. But not a simple one. It should be way more expensive and without the nice taste or the relaxing good morning smell. Also I want to strap it to my head."
😂😂😂 So right!
You're depriving one of the best experiences in life if you do that! I brew my cup of coffee. It's worth the time brewin' it & sippin' it thereafter together with a croissant or sourdough bread!
3:00 - There's their out: It's "substance-free" meaning it's unsubstantiated.
I'm impressed with your ability to use the correct "there".
Dead Freight West that is a bunch of fancy footwork they’re using huh? I’m stunned they’re making these claims smh
I still love the idea of someone turning up and selecting "homicidal rage" as their feeling - and then in the court case claiming it wasn't their fault, they were just being manipulated.
They must have gone to the "Elisabeth Holmes School of Business".
😂
The angry setting is just a link to this video.
heyooo!
@@MittyNuke1 kinda makes one feel sad that such a percentage of humanity is so gullible, or willing/wanting to believe n embrace such bullshit.
@@danlotroth9231 yeah me to, everytime i see people achieve amazing accomplishments my pride for being a member of the human species goes up. But cases like these bring that pride back down.
If you're going to drive a thorium car, you might as well put a mixture of lights (UV, LED, other) on the bottom of the car, so that you can power the solar roadways, just by driving on them. Free energy!
:)
1:45 “What we can do is we can put chemical solutions in our lab and come out with an 18 mb wave file”
Yes and I can put a hula hoop on my head and come out with a 184 gb mp4 file explaining why nobody else should
Tai? Is that you?
Knawledge
It pisses me off the fact that this was deliberately targeting people with mental illness like myself
Ikr the whole “help prevent suffering” just serves to profit off real suffering.
Joe H yeah I got off meds cause they weren’t working, if I was desperate it would’ve been easy for me to be prey to these dumb ass tricks
I feel you, Josh, but to be honest, as usual, these con people target gullible people first; some with mental illnesses, others without.
@@JGM0JGM The real danger is gullible people mental ill people will buy this and sto[ their meds and seeing the doctor and has a life threatening crisis.
Lmao boo hoo pussy
"We can put chemical solutions inside of our labs..."
Amazing! Amazing! DO continue...
"...and we can come out with a 13MB wave file."
BWUHUAHHAHHAHAA!! Ok, I can come out with a 40Mb wave file by recording my bonsai tree. What's your point, caller?
Make a new video, please.
And I'm pretty sure that the bonsai tree has a nicer design ...
If you play your bonsai wave file does it eventually shrink things that might be too big like i. e. genitals? Asking for a friend.
@@hans-joachimbierwirth4727 Early research suggests it improves your karate skills.
I'd love to open this device, probably nothing more in it than an LED.
Probobly just essential oils and a led
I want a device that makes me feel like I don’t need my money
jerome riedl go find a girlfriend.
It's called consumerism, the other side of the coin we call neoliberalism...
If not a girlfriend, wife, ie family obligations, many appreciated drugs, booze, prostitutes n gambling to provide stimuli and other good feelings for the self gratification. Much better than a shiny new head lamp.
@MichaelKingsfordGray right over your head...
JP Sears' testimonial was almost certainly satirical... but they included it in promotional material?
JP Sears is one of TH-cam's biggest sellouts.
"Don't tell plants how dangerous daylight is." :D :D :D ... this episode is pure Au
Dubnium Dubnium Dubnium
2:50 "Substance Free" is kind of true though even if not in the way they intended.
thunderf00t: Ok, where's the button to upload?
YT: demonetized!
It's so nice to live in "The New Freedom"™!
So much admiration towards your thinking sir. Very thorough and consuming.
I'd say it's 100% effective if you buy it to feel stupid
If you buy it to _be_ stupid. People who buy this will certainly lack the self awareness to feel stupid.
"What do call alternative medicin that works?
Medicin."
OMG I love that xD
Holy Hell! This has to be one of the funniest things ever! I'm going to start fundraising for my microwave emitting necklace.... cook raw food right in your mouth! Once I sell a few million I can send "The Cull" signal and help Darwin out. My motives are totally altruistic!
I will help fund that
Placebo effect is one hell of a drug
They need to be locked up in prison, I'll let them record my freedom feeling to enjoy.
Why? For being smart? Killer instinct is something I used to hate but now I envy it. The world is a kill or be killed place.
@@krozareq Scamming is illegal, they scam people, they are supposed to be locked up. Also stop being a shit person it'll creep onto you and youll regret some stuff youre about to do while progressing in this mentality
The feeling of an empty bank account will be included for free.
"YoU NeED oT Be mOrE oPeN mIndED!"
"YOu DIdn'T EvEn tRY iT!!"
"REEEEEE"
4:35 Imagine you need such a happy ring to go on a date with your SO...
The test group where it was turned on:
„Very nice, I'm happy!“
The control group where it was turned off:
„Very nice, I'm happy“
- Made by Placebo-Gang
How does it work?- magnet-gang
Just emit the magnetic frequency of water, no more global water crisis
No we have to use homeopathic water's frequency, it'll be stronger.
They have to be careful not to add a "Sceptical" signal.
LMFAO!
hahah
"Buyer's remorse" feeling included free of charge.