Yeah but I mean basicly any man could end any woman with his bare hands, even if the size difference isnt this. All women are brave and trusting when being alone with a man.
I'm sorry but if "The Mountain" wants food, then "The Mountain" gets food...who am I to argue. Especially if my head comes up to your armpit. This dude was great in Game of Thrones. Thia guy must be some kind of gentle giant in real life.
@lukhj it is correct dude. Average vaginal length is like 6 1/2 inches. Deepest last time I checked was 19 inches, she was born in the 1800s and was an absolute freak, and that's a world record. This is all fully aroused.
Many do,but only men as big as him are acknowledged. I know it fits well enough that even the mighty becomes low for his beloved..but the thing is people often make mistakes while understanding the term "Mighty" here.
@@19ashis42 there are plenty of short kings who get loved and romanticized. Look at Zendaya and Tom Holland. Blockbuster made 880.2 million off of them in just 1 movie. (There’s more)
When the big fella actually started dancing that made me laugh. Not that he wasn’t bad at it it just you don’t expect somebody that large to have some rhythm.
now this is a long distance relationship
Wow this didnt go over my head.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅
Underrated comment
Fr 🤣 😂😅😂😅😂😅😂
Wow
He’s into lifting. She’s into stretching
😂
😂😂😂 you win the Internet today!
That’s wild 💀
😮💨
Bruh
Dang. The amount of TRUST that woman holds in her tiny body is unbelievable
She's actually normal sized for a woman
*The amount of THRUST she holds in her tiny body*
corrected that for you ;)
Well, she literally has the whole society to bludgeon him with if he tries anything, so... Yeah lol
Yeah but I mean basicly any man could end any woman with his bare hands, even if the size difference isnt this. All women are brave and trusting when being alone with a man.
" So THAT'S what shes into"
- everyone
I love how he went from the fighting idle animation to a butt wiggle 😂
So glad someone else noticed his moves
I’ve also noticed that😂😂
Sus
Exactly what I was laughing at
Got dam
He didn’t have to sway his hips like a joyful little child, but he did, and we appreciate it.
Ikr that was so cute😭
They definitely didn't lie
😂
Got me chuckling, and I came here to find your comment so I could agree😂😂🫶
i wish i could watch them the first night together
The train gif just popped in my head
😉
Hamster eating banana
Jajajajaja ⛰️🍩🚂 hay se lo dejo
The Train and Tunnel, Ha 😊
Can you say reamed out?
Dude is built like a space marine holy shit
A fat one.
There’s just something that will always make me laugh when I see a 180kg behemoth of a man make silly videos
200kg*
@@farmari87 191
@@R.James. 195
Flush, 195
204 kg
separated by nations, united by thoughts.
Praise Be brother
😂
LMFAOO
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bloody brilliant 😂
Good god, when he starts swinging his hips... i lost it. 😂
I've seen lifelong martial artists that say they couldn't even step to this dude. He's just the MF Mountain.
He's only 6 feet tall. Wtf are you talking about?
@@mremptytheeclip9420 He's 6 foot 9 bro. He would smash 99% of humanity.
@@mremptytheeclip9420 according to a quick google search he is 2,06m. Thats roughly 6,8 feet in school shooting language
@@mremptytheeclip9420He is whooping 6'8"
@@mremptytheeclip9420 bro...
*Wattpad height difference be like:*
Fr its giving thor × reader
Wattpad users are some fkn weirdos. Like imagine actually reading smut
It’s giving under the oak three 🤣🤣🤣
Then they have the audacity to say height doesn’t matter, ahah.
😂😂😂💯
“we just ate”
“look at me. you just ate, i just had a snack.”
That part! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cringe
Cringe
Mee too I am having snacks while watching .😂
He had a snack...Of her total daily intake of food😂
Finally, the south pole meets the north pole
He's the whole pole
What i picture when Deadpool says "your poor mother!"
God bless that woman. Only through the grace of God all mighty, is she still able to stand.
Lmao
lol
Well trained...
😂😂
It’s what we’re all thinking
I’m not gonna say what we are all thinking. But we are all thinking the same thing.
They have a child, right?
Cowgirl 🤠 69 😊 Standing 😮 Missionary 💀
Fuck
The hamster eating the banana
@@nahaziel9710yes
This is what's happening everyday if you're living with Thor. 😂
When the mountain doesn't come to you,you go to the mountain
I love how he went from rocking back and forth to shaking his hips 😂😂😂
I was about to tell that 😂
*comes to show he really wants food* 😂
@@OfficialMrRelax instant karma on plane 😂
@@MahiMeister yup😂💯
The hight difference between Y/N and male lead in wattpad fanfictions😂
Mr jeon lol😭
The accuracy 😭😭😭
lol 😂😂😂😂😂
@@MODRICISURUNCLEoml we all had that. Phase
That's not just a plain height difference. That's an everything difference - weight, height... Everything is a stark contrast.
I love how he danced😭😂
He knew he'd won with that hip sway 😂😂😂
When you literally are dating Thor. Holy shit
He is not thor , he is the viking😂😂
he's not just a viking, he looks like a viking leader that eats other traitor vikings@@shadowseker
@@ishnenigans where the heck have u seen a viking eating another viking , speak something that make sense.🫥🫥
@@shadowseker it's a joke old weezer!! 😊
That's The Mountain
Fact she had his kids is absolutely wild, it's like great dane and teacup poodle
Nahh you n9w speaking in terms of dog breeds brutha
Her genes shrunk them it’s fine
Los grandes lo tienen chiquito
😂😂😂😅😅😅
😂😂
Soooo cute! I've watched this way too many times ... And I'm going to watch it again after I leave this comment! 🤣❤️❤️❤️
His dance got me rolling 😂😭
remember guys
whatever the size of the TV, the size of the remote remains the same..😅
What about the force of the backshot?
Holy shit broski hit us with the best analogy
Not really. The size of poodle dog and great Dane are different 😂
😂😂😂😂 so we all was thinking the same thing
Nah, you're just jealous 😂
Her just casually filming a YT short with Kratos. 💀
He's actually bigger. Kratos in the new games is confirmed to be 6'4 and 240lbs. Thor is 6'8, almost 6'9, and like 420lbs.
@@TheStraightestWhitest "I've killed bigger" - Kratos
Marvel: We've made the most ambitious crossovers
Kratos and Senua filming silly YT shorts:
Thor*
The mountain **
He's nicknamed the mountain for good reason, that's the gladiator final boss😂😂
So she is into hiking? 🤔
His hip mobility at that size is crazy and hilarious
loved how he went from moving back and forth to swinging his hips
Has more groove than his wife 😂😂
Lol right
Was looking for this comment
You guys have funnnnnn…. lol
Oh boy you know what we are thinking 😂😂😂
💀😭😭
Long Banana small hole
Uhh that was my first thought when I saw the thumbnail...
thanks it's not only me that had this tough. Already was worried 😂😂❤
How do they do it??
@@scarlettkhan9667 well you're going to far now...
;)
He got sassy after he threw a punch lol
Sheesh that uppercut almost took her out😂😂
I bet you this man is gentle af
He fought a guy named Eddie Hall in a boxing ring
This relationship is like the old iPhone charger, into the new iPhone charge port.
@@malcomx1924 actually it’s iPad charger into an iPhone charging port lol
@@malcomx1924my thought is traveling
@@jonathonhumes449you mean 2017 worlds strongest man and first to lift 500kg (and only in competition…just saying) Eddie hall.
The capabilities of the human body never fail to mesmerize us all lol😭
😭😭 What did you think
*The female body 💀
@@AhmedAhmed-ft1mdmost women don't even o from penetration, there's other better ways
Her last punch got him😂!
The way he’s shaking those hips lets me know he has more sass in him.
He's probably practicing his moves while nobody else is around.
The human body stretching capabilities are sure surprising.
Imagine how big there kids are gonna be and she’s gonna have birth that outttr
Go outside
🗿
Dirty mind.
@@chloeperson2704OK WHAT..
His hip sway 😂😂😂 he looks like the Vikings in all those movies 😅
It's like you pulled this exact thought from my brain and posted it as a comment😂
He's Icelandic so he's related
He does Viking Movies
He does look viking
He looks like all the Vikings in one
Guy is a beast! We know who can subdue him for sure! That women will tie him up 😂
When you try and put the tent back in the tent bag
"it can't fit, right?....RIGHT?"
😂
😂😂😂😂
TO ASK THIS, YOU OBVIOUSLY Have A SET OF BIG ONES, Don't You ? RIGHT LOL?
With determination, anything is possible.
💀 Brain pops out if it does
The gigantic man has the moves🤣
The wiggle in his hips love itttt 😂❤
Thor is a behemoth of a human... Im positive he's still hungry 😂
Bro he's so fat I think he's good to stop eating for the rest of the year
1k likes and 0 replies?!!
Let me fix that
"I CAN'T PLUG THE CHARGER IN MY PHONE"
Oh my god why 😭😂 I was enjoying this so innocently… then I read the comments.
🤣 🤢
Instagram comments going crazy
Shut up!!!!
😂
Don't quit your day job Thor. Maybe dancing with the stars after the next retirement?!?
Holy shit, a Viking got adapted to the modern world
His little hip movement is absolutely killing me 😭
It’s killing her too later
@@MrJonathansb😂
@@MrJonathansb nah you're done 💀
its blue monday, how can you not?
😂💀
Sis is fighting final boss 💀
:DDDDDDDDDDDDD
NAHHHH 💀💀
If that punch really landed though 😭
He really committed to the moves. Loved it!
“We just ate”
“IM 300 POUNDS OF PURE MAN IM HUNGRY”
That dude looks like he's 400 lb and 6 foot 8 😂😂😂 Conan lookin' ass
400*
dudes def more then 300. He’s minimum 6’8-9 and that big.. at least 400. His thigh alone probably weighs more than her. 😂😂
@@Zaa-jn3cz fair enough I just thought she was really short
I'm sorry but if "The Mountain" wants food, then "The Mountain" gets food...who am I to argue.
Especially if my head comes up to your armpit.
This dude was great in Game of Thrones.
Thia guy must be some kind of gentle giant in real life.
I KNEW he looked familiar! He was great!
I loved this
Idk if this is a reference to anything but “The Mountain” is a right proper name
He's lovely in real life. Very gentle & loving to his wife & children
@DesmoSmitty he played a charachter in Game of Thrones called "The Mountain." Very brutal character so it's nice to see him be so gentle in real life.
The Hamster and the Banana 😂
One of those times you’re glad he’s not on the bad side of things lol. Imagine him on the other side of the law lol. Vicious.
No matter how big you are, it will always fit. Take that in.
It definitely won't. Past 8 inches you gotta go find a girl that likes pain.
@@-luciddream-that’s true. It doesn’t always fit😅
I don’t wanna take it in
@@-luciddream-well that's actually incorrect, you just need to be carefull and gradual for the first 5 minutes.
@lukhj it is correct dude. Average vaginal length is like 6 1/2 inches. Deepest last time I checked was 19 inches, she was born in the 1800s and was an absolute freak, and that's a world record. This is all fully aroused.
She’s the only one on earth brave enough to deny him food for the 6th time
Bro her hips have been cruched
Wha the😂@@vltn3020
she is the commander
Well at least they’re trying!! They are ADORABLE!!
It's beautiful. And it hits me in a very relatable way.
We are all thinking the same thing right now? 😂😂😂
ong... god bless her 🐱
Beautiful home
Yoo my guy 😂 Are you thinking what I'm thinking?@@movierecaps_
Keks 😂
She definitely screams
How she doesn't need hip replacement surgery yet blows my mind.
Right!?
Why what's wrong with the hips
Because being that big and tall doesn't ensure you'll have a shlong that matches. A lot of men like that actually have very normal sized appendages
True @@HausOfLaCroixLLC
yall 😭🙏
“You’ve lost 3 limbs and 4 fingers in the last year.”
“I know.”
When your wife calls the cops to complain about the noise from the neighbors house and you automatically get shot
The way he put his hips into it 😂
I'm sure she loves that quality about him too
@@sere7000LMAOOOO
@@sere7000LMAOAOA
Damn Thor be swinging them hips😂
💀💀💀💀💀
Bro I was looking for this comment 😂
👏👏👏
He’s dainty 😂
I love the swaying of the hips after the hit 😂😂
From moving your upper body to moving your butt got me laugh so hard 😂
Anyone dare not say women are weak from now on. This queen proved it.
🤓
Bro it’s a skit calm down😂
Um... How exactly
What ??😂
how tf?🤦🏽♂️
He proved that a man can do anything for his girl to make her happy
He is her husband😂😂😂
Many do,but only men as big as him are acknowledged.
I know it fits well enough that even the mighty becomes low for his beloved..but the thing is people often make mistakes while understanding the term "Mighty" here.
@@19ashis42 there are plenty of short kings who get loved and romanticized. Look at Zendaya and Tom Holland. Blockbuster made 880.2 million off of them in just 1 movie. (There’s more)
@@19ashis42bro is the mayor of yapsville 😂😂😂
The uppercut swings faster than i expected
He had that comeback locked and loaded. Absolutely savage.
Whether you have a 32 inch tv or a 104 inch tv, their remote controller is the same size.
True that
That's not true Thor has a hammer ⚒️
Haha universal remote
Most underrated comment fr xD
That is just your opinion 🤷🏻♂️😄
if that punch connected to her face she’d be knocked out until next year. He’s strong as hell!!
He looks
Like a giant 😮😮😮
She'd be flying around the globe next 80 days. 🤣
She doesn't mind
How can you tell?
She could also be dead right away if his punch too strong 😆
the guy looks like bray Wyatt from the side haha LET ME IN
Guy got some hip moves near the end
i see that train gif coming
😂
😂😂😂😂😂
100%😂
Not insta bro
Being with someone who actually gets you. Gotta be the best feeling in the world.
Yup it is. Anyone can do it. It’s called being with urself
Never seen the mountain move so fast 😂
When the big fella actually started dancing that made me laugh. Not that he wasn’t bad at it it just you don’t expect somebody that large to have some rhythm.
Most larger guys tend to be gentle giants, especially to their loves 😊 stop hating on them
Only u hating on them
@@antjohn1787how? Just curious cause it says nothing about him hating?
Так и есть!!! Огромные мужчины если любят, они заботливые. Мелкие мужики-гавнюки
Dude no one's hating
@@Caseohhhhh He's hating on imaginary ppl, all the comments I've seen are positive or jokes
They must have deep conversations.
Splitting
@@christopherthomas5972😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Absolutely riveting.
I’d say that it’s a stretching conversation that goes deep
The hip sway made me chuckle 😂
That's like a hamster trying to eat a banana
😂😂
It’s not funny anymore:/
😂😂😂😂😂
Literally HULK SMASH💥 size ratio
Imagine if this was posted on insta and i can already see the gif of a train ramming into a small tunnel🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
hahaha was thinking of the same thing
Insta is brutal😂
It was posted actually 😂😂
Is it just me or do they remind you of the Mr incredibles 😅😅
The fact she can sleep with him and still walk and function is wild 😂💀
He small with all those roids
Reaaall😂😂😂😂
@HoodziHockey16 roids don't make your dick small just the balls bro 😂
@@HoodziHockey16 i heard it actually shrinks your saxk and not the meat
He's probably a gentle lover. A man and not a selfish animal....
Bro’s built like that one Street fighter character.
Zangief
@@shawn1819 yes! That one. Couldn’t remember how to spell his name at the time.
Zangief vs Chun Li lol
@@dl30wpb😂 yeah it is. No doubt😂😂😂
@@dl30wpbor zangief vs cammy. I think cammy is smaller
Man of culture thinking: "He gotta be destroying her"
6/9 440 pounds, he's a Beast.
He's definitely not 440 rn. I think he's like 180kg or somewhere around the 400 mark
Some call him. The mountain. YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH.
6⁹ 🤭
in bed..
@@AnakinSleepwalker how you make an exponent on a keyboard tf
It’s like watching a bear use a rabbit as toilet paper
duuude😂😂😂😂
'Does shit stick to your fur...'
Bro, why😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
why would u say that 😭
Not the hip sway 😩🤣
I finally understand Deadpool's reference
"Your poor wife!"
Y so serious 😈🥃🃏
I thought I was weird but I'm glad we all thought the same thing lol
Big train, little hole
@@customer_accountFR
Well.. it can stretch a lot like rubber so yea haha
After the first punch he gives up to the beat and starts shaking his hips lmfao
Thats not a man thats a mountain😂
Imagine if he accidentally misjudged how close she was 💀