"I'm pretty much fueled by caffeine and rage on a daily basis. Without them two I wouldn't make it through a work day" most underrated statement in the history of ever.
Safety Guy gonna learn real quick that caffeine is a moderator for the rage. No moderator, nothing to contain that rage. Like a nuclear reactor of rage without control rods, things are about to blow up in the Safety Guy's face.
He needs to remember Roscoe's strapped most of the time! Things could get real, real fast.! You just don't mess with the old timers! They'll hurt you bad. Seen it all, done it all still there after a hundred youngsters been and gone. You know you need to tread lightly. 😅👊💛
"I'm pretty much fuelled by rage and caffeine" got me to my core 🤣 As a shop foreman this is one of the only places I can come for relatable content, never stop.
I don't care if I'm paid for 168 every week. I need my _____ to not take out 9 out of 10 people on the job site. It's a job, not probation and they don't care as long as they are paid.
@@olivernewton5512been on probation, we just know when to quit for a few days before reporting once a month, and let me tell you say the f**king hell out of the way during that "detox" time .
"i've already put the saftey man's tires on flat." i love the way he just says it like its a factory option just flip a switch and them bitches slash themselves.
Worked for a company that got a new plant manager. He thought free coffee was too expensive. They ended up getting rid of him and reinstating free coffee. You can’t work 60 hrs a week for years on end without caffeine.
“My guys are pulling 60 hour work weeks bringing in the money but I can’t afford free coffee to keep them going because someone who sits behind a desk made a pie chart.” typical new manager.
If you want to dictate how I live my life outside of work you're going to pay me for my time outside of work too, good on all of them for calling that out and awesome video 🤘
I know about a woman that secretly switched her husband coffee to decaf. His nerves were a wreck and he did not know what was going on. He was taking out the trash when the bag ripped. When cleaning up the mess he found a coffee bag labeled decaf. Seems she had been filling the coffee bag back up with decaf. He got so mad he left home for 3 weeks. She even came to my house looking for him. It all most ended their marriage. In fact it never has been the same between the two. I hate going over there to do work for him. Glad it only happens once every 6 months or so.
I mean at least she didn't cheat on him, but yeah, coffee is sacred. It's one of the extremely rare far and few between things left that are in a dad's control, kinda like beer. Forcing decaf is like switching beer with sarsaparilla, like what the actual f$ck is wrong with you? DID YOU DUMP IT? THAT WAS A 10 DOLLAR JAR OF COFFEE! AND MORE MONEY WAS WASTED FOR THE SUBSTITUTE.
@@zachhoefs9543 its probably hvac. Those fuckers need to be serviced twice a year after the first decade of life. Unless your house has fire coverage and you dont like it.
Who the Hell bans caffeine at work? Banning caffeine means banning coffee, and banning coffee would make the most timid and humble man in the plush office go into an apocalyptic fury. That Safety Guy got a death wish, I’m telling you right now.
What's funny is that caffeine, being a mild stimulant, will make your workers MORE efficient, and provided that they're not significantly overworked, safer and more awake.
I absolutely love you're channel guys it makes my day easier and a great way to unwind at the end of the day and you guys been helping with my mental health issues so much thank you so much for all that you do for you're community keep up the good work guys from the UK 🇬🇧
The last blue color job I worked the boss knew that if he'd started doing true random drug tests then he'd fire off 90% of his workforce. Somehow it always worked out that the straight laced kid whomm everyone knew didn't drink smoke or party or anything was the one that got picked for the random drug test every time.
I was on a job that banned caffeine and nicotine on the job site. That lasted about half a day, when there was several fights and threats to walk off the job. Snuff and iced tea is the only thing that keeps me upright half the time.
@@ForfeMac No, here's what you do. You pull the valve cores out long enough for the tire to be visibly but not completely flat, and then put them back in. They then have to spend time and money at a tire shop just to be told their tires are completely fine. Rinse and repeat until desired irkedness is achieved
Glad to be Canadian, drug tests are a violation of our right to privacy unless you work as a pilot of a passenger plane or a professional driver of a passenger vehicle like a school bus. Even then the tests are limited.
Bullshit. I am Canadian and there are tons of jobs you have to piss for. Mining/oil/gas. It is in the employment contract you sign when you get hired. If you signed, you piss or quit. Your choice.
I worked laying blacktop for a guy that had a customer offer to drug test the crew for a discounted price. The ENTIRE crew froze, looked at the boss (who had rolled the blunt that morning) and went right back to work when he said "I test them weekly" LOL The only guys that didn't smoke bud were the dump truck drivers 🤣
Some idiot tried this at a company I worked for , they randomed everyone on a Friday after lunch 95% failed, it was hilarious hearing them talk about it in the office( I had to drop off my receipts) . Fingers got pointed disappointment all around, they decided to never do that again. Edit: especially because some of the guys in that room failed too, shoot even the sweet accounts receivable ladies failed.
I had this government job and on the night shift one dude always turned up drunk, the other team members asked what I intended to do about him. I said I would have the Day shift manager sack him but my team members said he had a family of five so I put the drunk dude in the first aid room to sleep it off where he passed away before nock of time. Day management ripped into me I said I didn't have the authority to fire him and he could have caused more problems on workshop floor.
My husband is a Journeyman Electrician & he said that all tradesmen need to wear a shirt that says "I Can Either Pass A Drug Test Or Work Well With Others...But I Can't Do Both" LMAO. And any Safety Man that bands caffeine on the Job Sites better Try Jesus, Not Him🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I worked for a building contractor that actually said no caffeine no nicotine I have never laughed so hard I was spraying him with coffee out through the smoke rings coming out of my nose
As a 38yr union electrician,this strikes home in a relative way.This rekindles memories of being up in a JLG,pulling cables,when the safety man called us down cause the bus was leaving to the clinic for drug tests.LOL.
Won't lie... As a tire specialist/mechanic that works in a poorly heated shop in -° in winter.... If they banned caffeine, bossman would be disappearing inside a scrap tire trailer, never to be found again 😒🤣🤷🏻
I don’t work construction but military translates over pretty well. They tried to ban energy drinks from the barracks at a post in NY but it didn’t go through. The lower enlisted lives off of caffeine, nicotine, and an alcoholic recharge on the weekend.
80' up without a harness.... My boss told me to put an 8' ladder in the basket of 95' lift one day... It was great watching him argue that idea with green hats that day.
But I support this. If someone is able to do their job leave them alone. If they duck up, let them go. And what’s the obsession with caffeine lately? Anything to make the peasants miserable.
I work at a hospital and when the discussion of how to handle crisis arises I throw in 72 hours no coffee available. The unanimous answer is not workable, shut it down.
If my boss banned caffeine, he wouldnt have to worry about firing me, the state would take care of that for me when they drag me away on battery charges
"First they came for the --socialists-- drug users, and I did not speak out- Because I was not a --socialist-- drug user.. Then they came for the --trade unionists-- alcohol users, and I did not speak out- Because I was not a --trade unionist-- alcohol user. Then they came for the --Jews-- caffeine users, and now we all on the same page
Must be nice to have a union strong enough to get your Christmas bonus. My union signed that away for a quarterly attendance bonus. We used to get both unflipping believable.
Apparently you've forgot that Union means everyone, so your saying everyone is weak, because every Union member votes on you CBA, so everyone must have voted your bonus away
@@garyparr5431 Alright to be completely clear the union voted to loose the Christmas bonus for a 2wk early sign on bonus & then a quarterly attendance bonus. They were afraid the place would literally go under. Now mind u the fact that we worked for the sister company of Toyota making all the safety components for the brakes, deferential cases & steering systems back in 2018 when Toyota was booming. A “union brother” will fuck u faster than an enemy in a lot of cases. It’s socialism in its roots but it’s the highest paying job within 30-60 miles of where I live for a guy that only has a diploma or GED and especially felons 🤦♂️😆
"I'M ALSO scared to find out what I'm on. I just get the variety pack sometimes" 😂😂
Good times baby , o yeah ! 😅
Need one variety pack to go....
That is why they call is a Jeffery.
Ricky was a god in a past life. I'm convinced 🤷
My boss didn't do drug testing because he was afraid of what he wouldn't find. He explained me away as the result of "crack"
"I'm pretty much fueled by caffeine and rage on a daily basis. Without them two I wouldn't make it through a work day" most underrated statement in the history of ever.
It's funny, rage+caffeine is like a Kaioken. You're doing a Goku move with both.
Rage, caffeine, workers high/drunk to numb the pain, broken men, cheap immigrant and slave labor.
What really built the country
HONEST TRUTH!
@@jayjay86443 ROFLMAO!
CRAN Caffeine Rage And Nicotine are my vices
"You yelled at me when I was 80 feet up without a harness. I ALMOST fell off and died!" Priceless
And that is when ya try & pee in that little cup. 80 feet up!!!!
"Im fueled by rage and caffeine" LOL I feel that in my very soul.
and cannabis and that's the only reason I'm still alive 🤣
Sounds like he’s served in the army!
You never knew someone could turn purple and double in size until you work with them. You'll have that on those big jobs.
@lnwolf7563 SAME
Night shift on the ambulance in a wrap!!!!
Safety Guy gonna learn real quick that caffeine is a moderator for the rage. No moderator, nothing to contain that rage. Like a nuclear reactor of rage without control rods, things are about to blow up in the Safety Guy's face.
He needs to remember Roscoe's strapped most of the time! Things could get real, real fast.! You just don't mess with the old timers! They'll hurt you bad. Seen it all, done it all still there after a hundred youngsters been and gone. You know you need to tread lightly. 😅👊💛
"I'm pretty much fuelled by rage and caffeine" got me to my core 🤣 As a shop foreman this is one of the only places I can come for relatable content, never stop.
Me to as a blue collar that's all I'm fueled by is rage and caffeine
When I was up 80 ft in the air without a harness, and you yelled my name. I felt that.
Either I'm paid 24 hours a day all day everyday 7 days a week or I do what I want to do on my time off.
Agreed. You want me to be sober when I'm at work? Okay, fair enough, but what I do in my off hours is my business.
This.
I don't care if I'm paid for 168 every week. I need my _____ to not take out 9 out of 10 people on the job site. It's a job, not probation and they don't care as long as they are paid.
@@olivernewton5512been on probation, we just know when to quit for a few days before reporting once a month, and let me tell you say the f**king hell out of the way during that "detox" time .
As long as you show up on time and ready to work, do whatever ya want
"i've already put the saftey man's tires on flat." i love the way he just says it like its a factory option just flip a switch and them bitches slash themselves.
If I ever heard banning caffeine at work, I would disappear faster than cake at a weight watchers meeting
Worked for a company that got a new plant manager. He thought free coffee was too expensive. They ended up getting rid of him and reinstating free coffee. You can’t work 60 hrs a week for years on end without caffeine.
“My guys are pulling 60 hour work weeks bringing in the money but I can’t afford free coffee to keep them going because someone who sits behind a desk made a pie chart.” typical new manager.
"You can't afford to not give us coffee"
Lol.
If you want to dictate how I live my life outside of work you're going to pay me for my time outside of work too, good on all of them for calling that out and awesome video 🤘
Yell yeah right on!! 👏👏❤️
Roscoe always gives me a good laugh. He reminds me of a mix of Ray from TPBs and Red Forman
I know about a woman that secretly switched her husband coffee to decaf. His nerves were a wreck and he did not know what was going on. He was taking out the trash when the bag ripped. When cleaning up the mess he found a coffee bag labeled decaf. Seems she had been filling the coffee bag back up with decaf. He got so mad he left home for 3 weeks. She even came to my house looking for him. It all most ended their marriage. In fact it never has been the same between the two. I hate going over there to do work for him. Glad it only happens once every 6 months or so.
I mean at least she didn't cheat on him, but yeah, coffee is sacred.
It's one of the extremely rare far and few between things left that are in a dad's control, kinda like beer.
Forcing decaf is like switching beer with sarsaparilla, like what the actual f$ck is wrong with you? DID YOU DUMP IT? THAT WAS A 10 DOLLAR JAR OF COFFEE! AND MORE MONEY WAS WASTED FOR THE SUBSTITUTE.
This is a great way to cause trust issues
"...every six months or so." Hmmm...what line of work? Conjugal visits?
@@zachhoefs9543 its probably hvac. Those fuckers need to be serviced twice a year after the first decade of life. Unless your house has fire coverage and you dont like it.
@@jayjay86443I would have gone to the court and divorce her
Who the Hell bans caffeine at work? Banning caffeine means banning coffee, and banning coffee would make the most timid and humble man in the plush office go into an apocalyptic fury.
That Safety Guy got a death wish, I’m telling you right now.
HAHAHA!! i remember when i gave up caffeine. it was not pretty. an entire jobsite like that would be a horror movie
Tea and Coffee are basic human rights and I will remove anything that is between me and the coffee. With great force.
Several Refineries and other DOT type companies attempted to ban energy drinks..
everyone ignored that crap
I would go to work for a cup of coffee otherwise I would do something else
What's funny is that caffeine, being a mild stimulant, will make your workers MORE efficient, and provided that they're not significantly overworked, safer and more awake.
Yep definitely ran on expletives and incoherent rage most days. I left my warehouse job and my blood pressure dropped 20 points.
Rage, caffeine and nicotine are the only things that keep me going on a daily basis
huge facts.
100% real
I am surprised that smoking wasn't also on the s**t list lol.
@@jdmuller1906 spent years in the marine corps and 10 years on a construction crew and thats the only way to survive but you do what you gotta do
...alcohol helps too
Gappin hellcats lol. Ricky is my spirit animal
Gapping hellcats OK
I absolutely love you're channel guys it makes my day easier and a great way to unwind at the end of the day and you guys been helping with my mental health issues so much thank you so much for all that you do for you're community keep up the good work guys from the UK 🇬🇧
This guy is comedic gold
The last blue color job I worked the boss knew that if he'd started doing true random drug tests then he'd fire off 90% of his workforce. Somehow it always worked out that the straight laced kid whomm everyone knew didn't drink smoke or party or anything was the one that got picked for the random drug test every time.
That's the first thing I thought. Ricky's gonna burn the bottom out of the cup, but gappin' Hellcats...DAMN!!
the variety pack was dam funny, but the best part was the very end with the happy accident.
Ricky got that Alabama High-Test going on, not to mention gas station ICE that Jasmin hooked him up with.
That was your best by far. "I put you on flat...." that's great.
I already done that. OK
I tell my crew I don't care what you do to make it through work, everyone has their vise... I care how you work because you are at work to work
Oh my God this is literally the best skit you have ever done I am dying laughing
Loved!!! This!!! Video!!! Couldn't stop laughing!!! 🤣🤣😂😂
I was on a job that banned caffeine and nicotine on the job site. That lasted about half a day, when there was several fights and threats to walk off the job.
Snuff and iced tea is the only thing that keeps me upright half the time.
Gapping hellcats killed me 🤣
It's not too late to pull the cores out of the tire stems, Ricky!
no reason to work that hard. tin snips will take them stems off way quicker
@@cheezyridr Yep, only pull the valve cores if you're being nice
@@ForfeMac put the caps back on but with a little hole in the top, they'll take a WHILE to figure out why their tires keep going flat
@@ForfeMac No, here's what you do. You pull the valve cores out long enough for the tire to be visibly but not completely flat, and then put them back in. They then have to spend time and money at a tire shop just to be told their tires are completely fine. Rinse and repeat until desired irkedness is achieved
“I’m pretty much fueled by rage and caffeine “ my whole crew😂
Glad to be Canadian, drug tests are a violation of our right to privacy unless you work as a pilot of a passenger plane or a professional driver of a passenger vehicle like a school bus. Even then the tests are limited.
What fantasy world do you live in?
Yeah, they'll just put you down like a lame horse if you get the sniffles.
@@ForfeMac Let's just say I'm not looking forward to "retirement"
Bullshit. I am Canadian and there are tons of jobs you have to piss for. Mining/oil/gas. It is in the employment contract you sign when you get hired. If you signed, you piss or quit. Your choice.
That is great. More states should ban drug tests
I drank a gallon of water before his meeting. Why? I plan on sharing in at least 5 bonus checks. I can only do 5, lets start the bidding!
these youngin's will learn eventually, that old guys don't get old, by being stupid.
🤣🤣🤣 now that's enterprising of ya🤣🤣
I had a job pop a drug test on me. Boss made me give him all my drugs, he tested them and let me know which ones were good....
I worked laying blacktop for a guy that had a customer offer to drug test the crew for a discounted price.
The ENTIRE crew froze, looked at the boss (who had rolled the blunt that morning) and went right back to work when he said "I test them weekly" LOL
The only guys that didn't smoke bud were the dump truck drivers 🤣
@@notablynova probably because there some double hitting mofos lol
@@michaelyarbrough254 they were both drunk rednecks lol and I mean Hank Hill type fuckers
That kept getting funnier and funnier as it went.. omfg..😆🤘🏼🇺🇲
“Strike? Yes son, strike”😂😂😂😂
OMG... lmfao this is too funny LoL this is great. I'd love to work there.
Man,I don't know how i stumbled across this bit,it is fukn GOLD!! True life right chere! 😄😄
Some idiot tried this at a company I worked for , they randomed everyone on a Friday after lunch 95% failed, it was hilarious hearing them talk about it in the office( I had to drop off my receipts) . Fingers got pointed disappointment all around, they decided to never do that again.
Edit: especially because some of the guys in that room failed too, shoot even the sweet accounts receivable ladies failed.
another great vid i wanna be like ricky when i grow up priceless man pure gold
I had this government job and on the night shift one dude always turned up drunk, the other team members asked what I intended to do about him. I said I would have the Day shift manager sack him but my team members said he had a family of five so I put the drunk dude in the first aid room to sleep it off where he passed away before nock of time. Day management ripped into me I said I didn't have the authority to fire him and he could have caused more problems on workshop floor.
What?
Hilarious. Love your skits.
My husband is a Journeyman Electrician & he said that all tradesmen need to wear a shirt that says "I Can Either Pass A Drug Test Or Work Well With Others...But I Can't Do Both" LMAO. And any Safety Man that bands caffeine on the Job Sites better Try Jesus, Not Him🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I seen a guy at work today that looks almost like Ricky and I died 😆 🤣
This one has to be the best one yet i was dying since ricky said he was gapping hell cats
OK
Lmao twice over,
Happy accident.
Love it!!!!!!
Great work!!!!
Fueled by rage and caffeine, every supervisor everywhere. LMAO
I worked for a building contractor that actually said no caffeine no nicotine I have never laughed so hard I was spraying him with coffee out through the smoke rings coming out of my nose
Now that takes talent 👏
That's funny stuff right there! I don't care who you are!
Me and my co workers love your shit bro
As a 38yr union electrician,this strikes home in a relative way.This rekindles memories of being up in a JLG,pulling cables,when the safety man called us down cause the bus was leaving to the clinic for drug tests.LOL.
I fucking love this shit man 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Won't lie... As a tire specialist/mechanic that works in a poorly heated shop in -° in winter.... If they banned caffeine, bossman would be disappearing inside a scrap tire trailer, never to be found again 😒🤣🤷🏻
Dude you're so funny.. thank you.. bud as 40 year old alcoholic I'd fail alcohol strips.. haha show up with a hangover.. on Mondays..
I podded in my gas tank and was gaping hell cats that 4.7 Chevy was canning 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 god I love Ricky
I don’t work construction but military translates over pretty well. They tried to ban energy drinks from the barracks at a post in NY but it didn’t go through. The lower enlisted lives off of caffeine, nicotine, and an alcoholic recharge on the weekend.
No no no it's the 80ft up no harness. You yelled my name i almost fell... Can relate...
Sounds like the unions at my work! And I am also now the safety manager at my job as well...
NO CAFFEINE!!!!! I'd quit on the spot. Wouldn't matter cuz I wouldn't pass a drug test either 😅
"Variety pack." 😆😅😅
The variety pack lmfao 😂😂😂😂 I'm dead. 💀
LMMFAO....I LITERALLY SPIT WATER ON MY SCREEN!....I FUCKING LOVE ME SOME ROSCOE!!!....YOU "GUYS" ARE THE FUCKING GREATEST!
80' up without a harness....
My boss told me to put an 8' ladder in the basket of 95' lift one day...
It was great watching him argue that idea with green hats that day.
You’re amazing. I wish I could afford to do a private show. Maybe I’ll be able to see you at a show
But I support this. If someone is able to do their job leave them alone. If they duck up, let them go.
And what’s the obsession with caffeine lately? Anything to make the peasants miserable.
I clicked so fast when I saw the notification for Ricky's video upload.
Ricky said he was worried about blowing the bottom of the cup out 😂 he said that he gets the variety bag!!!!!
Funniest videos i’ve ever watched
"Just a happy accident" 🤣🤣🤣
The variety pack. That is hilarious.
Mannn, yall better stop playing with Ricky. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I work at a hospital and when the discussion of how to handle crisis arises I throw in 72 hours no coffee available. The unanimous answer is not workable, shut it down.
No caffeine, goodbye healthcare
If my boss banned caffeine, he wouldnt have to worry about firing me, the state would take care of that for me when they drag me away on battery charges
"Son! I was gaping Hellcats on the way to work! "
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL .. love this !!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌
I'm pretty much fueled by rage and caffeine... my work day everyday lol
I remember when SGM tried to ban energy drinks out in the field the one place where everyone is drinking them. It didn't last long.
Fueled by caffeine and rage...and daydreaming about fishing when the boss is saying stupid shit.
Did ricky say 4.7 ls gapping hell cats and camming just from urine? 🤣
Holy shit, that opening sentence 😳 🤣
I run on rage, caffeine, and a twisted sense of humor
This is sum good skit.
Caffeine? 😮😳I would be striking too! 😂
Dealer said the green one makes me go, red one makes me stop. All the info I need 😂
good way to end my friday evening. and good way to begin my weekend.
"First they came for the --socialists-- drug users, and I did not speak out-
Because I was not a --socialist-- drug user..
Then they came for the --trade unionists-- alcohol users, and I did not speak out-
Because I was not a --trade unionist-- alcohol user.
Then they came for the --Jews-- caffeine users, and now we all on the same page
Actually, first they came after the cigarette smokers
man these vids crack me up!!
Love y'all guys Maine WHEN VAN WE GET TOGETHER AND PARTY 🎉 NO AHIT I WANNA GET DRUNK AND GET ROASTED like we do after work on weeknds LMAO
and who got the christmas bounus??? LOL i love this channel!
Nice one! Keep it up funny 👍🦌
That Chevy Silverado was purring lmfao 🤣 yep you know something is wrong then lol
that dammm Ricky is hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey on the wagon is it a Vortech or Procharger blower
The end is the best. It's just a happy accident that this is happening right now.
My new favorite channel.
The "VARIETY PACK" .!! 😂🤣😂
Rage, caffeine, cannabis and nicotine are the only reason I'm still alive at this point 🤷
Ricky said he he already mid strike. 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣
Must be nice to have a union strong enough to get your Christmas bonus. My union signed that away for a quarterly attendance bonus. We used to get both unflipping believable.
Call Joe Biden. He will hook you up.
@@vittoriovuocolo2438 I tried he just keeps asking if I use Johnson & Johnson baby shampoo & body wash 😳
Apparently you've forgot that Union means everyone, so your saying everyone is weak, because every Union member votes on you CBA, so everyone must have voted your bonus away
@@garyparr5431 Alright to be completely clear the union voted to loose the Christmas bonus for a 2wk early sign on bonus & then a quarterly attendance bonus. They were afraid the place would literally go under. Now mind u the fact that we worked for the sister company of Toyota making all the safety components for the brakes, deferential cases & steering systems back in 2018 when Toyota was booming. A “union brother” will fuck u faster than an enemy in a lot of cases. It’s socialism in its roots but it’s the highest paying job within 30-60 miles of where I live for a guy that only has a diploma or GED and especially felons 🤦♂️😆
@@garyparr5431 Claiming that the union represents all of its members is like claiming the government represents all the people.
Boss man forgot nicotine when he said he’s fueled by rage and caffeine