Alois: don't tell me "it's nothing", something is clearly wrong Me: **Sighs and pulls out the long list** Alois: you're so kind to me, and you bring me so much joy Me: **fucking dies of a heat stroke**
Me:*saying how being sick just makes me want to end my suffering* Alois:is that so? I can arrange for that tomorrow Me: 👁👄👁 wait I wasn’t serious- (That was funnier in my head I’m sorry)
Pretty boring just drinking wine, talking to the same people over and over again, and watching 2 boys that I for some reason gave them my power and now have to watch them every single time they make a trip to the hospital
Normal people: Guy: "Sleep well Isabelle." Girl: "Who Is Isabelle? I'm Daisy, are you cheating on me?" Weebs: Alois: "Sleep well Blue belle." Me: "Who's Blue belle? I'm Butterfly."
Alois: You still got your work done Me: Yeah Alois: You pushed yourself Me: Yeah Alois: What on earth is the matter with you? Me: A lot of things I said it so casually too ✋💀
I had a fever of 102 degrees or a little bit more last night. So now i'm recovering and i'm using this because I only get to get the full experience so many times a year. (Even though my immune system is weak af)
Me irl told to stay in my room and not come out by my parents and left alone with some water and crackers all day:😯 Alois showing me more care then my parents:😡😊😓 Me now crying my eyes out:😢😢😊☺. True story i still love my parents and told my parents that what they did made me feel alone and uncared for they never did it again in less i ask to be left alone which is often due to the fact that it's what im use to it makes them vary sad that im uncomfortable with being cared for because of them
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Me who’s sick rn: *I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE TURN IT UP*
fr same tho-
BRING THE BEAT IN!
@@ventithebardxdxd todoroki-?
Wait- you never saw me ._.
@@ゆい-u1q7j oop hi
Does any one miss when he calls us "butterfly"?
No just me? Ok
same
i miss it to
yeah but that was before we killed him 😳
@@angelbonita let's not bring that up again, I cried during that
@@machaelalianhorario me too
Alois: or worse
Me: eXpElLEd!
I ✨cackled✨ 💀💀💀
I wheezing right now and my mother came in thinking I was dying
PotterHead!!!!!??
i wheezed like an asthmatic child suffocating from anaphylaxis
Ayyy HP fans
Alois: What is wrong with you?
Me: Physically or mentally?
Both!
@@ifyouseeitsayit6054 a lot
Me if I was alois:uhhhh......I guess mentally?
Both tho everything is wrong with me 🙂
Everything is wrong with me 🤠
2:29 i like it when my boy swears its cute
Same
PLS WHY IS IT CUTE THO
Me : finee I guess you are my little pogchamp, come 'ere
Alois: 14:04
BAHAHAHAAH
OMFG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
(F is for freaking)
Lol
@@maplefrogs1456 A-ALOIS?!
@@leehoonikinnie7501 No Maple Frogs
Alois: What is wrong with you
Me: hohoooooo were should I start
School 🙌
School I can go on
My birth
It all started when I was....BORN DUMBAS-!
@@ifyouseeitsayit6054 lol yes
This is just 17 minutes of Alois calling us disgusting
*I t ' s p e r f e c t*
@@EMSEYEE *Y E S*
@@Retard.. Y E S
Ya it makes me want to put a mask on and not let him see meh
I still love it
Alois: Well, what is wrong with you?
Me:...
Also me: If you could please take your attention to slide one-
Me: "Alois, if you could go to page 4 of the essay i made about wtf is wrong with me-"
Are you choking?.....
Yeah,on the triplet-
OH GOD, DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT SENTANCE😭🔫
@@Instinxx s
@@AluraTheForestFairy Look out ur window..🔫👀
@@chiefakaoliviaraymond9926 ana oop
why dnt i understand ;-;
FINALLY IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO DO THIS
Me being on my period:,, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO HEEE!?!?!?!"
My mind:,, It hurts so bad....... i just wanna cuddle😭"
Same😭😭😭😭😭😭
Im on mine aswell an extra 5 days
I'm on mine and I have school tomorrow 😭😭
SAMEEE
@@izukumidoriya9309 THAT SUCKS
Alois: don't tell me "it's nothing", something is clearly wrong
Me: **Sighs and pulls out the long list**
Alois: you're so kind to me, and you bring me so much joy
Me: **fucking dies of a heat stroke**
Timestamp?
@@luhver5362 which one?
Alois: you sound like you’ve been choking
Me: I hAvE NoW sHuSh
when u realize he only wants and cares for u cuz ur like luka
Heyoooooo
@@Luvantic what is u doin here 👀✨
@@digittydarn5681 Suffering
@@graicynbennett926 it izzzz
@@Luvantic Asmo
This night is getting better and better and more interesting too
Me:*saying how being sick just makes me want to end my suffering*
Alois:is that so? I can arrange for that tomorrow
Me: 👁👄👁 wait I wasn’t serious-
(That was funnier in my head I’m sorry)
Nah, it's really funny
@@ifyouseeitsayit6054 agreed
Same 😂🤣😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Someone tell me why I smell underrated
Hmm I smell it too
Hey Nana, hows the afterlife?
Pretty boring just drinking wine, talking to the same people over and over again, and watching 2 boys that I for some reason gave them my power and now have to watch them every single time they make a trip to the hospital
Sniff snEEEEf
Hello sebastian
Alois: *talks about all the ways he’s gonna help*
Me: SHUSH IM PERFECTLY FINE IM NOT SICK LET ME HELP YOOOUUUU
Also me: *dies*
“Some of us are trying to get a decent night’s sleep”
Me:Im surprised you don't think I try to do that everyday
Alois : „What’s wrong with you?“
Me : „So you see...“
What's wrong with you is that you keep on breaking your bones
@@yourlocal_weeb7786 probably that’s it, yep
@@izukumidoriya324 Hello izu
*proceeds to take deep breaths* I'm calm I'm calm
Alois: Sleep well my bluebell
Me: **inaudible fangirl scream**
God Alois would hate my loud self😂
he would hate me so much
lahuging jack creepy pastas same, I’m taller and ✨fatter✨ than him
@@grelles_official_wifetm3985 Uh no your not grell and what are you doing here.....?
Same
I think Alois hates everyone…
Normal people:
Guy: "Sleep well Isabelle."
Girl: "Who Is Isabelle? I'm Daisy, are you cheating on me?"
Weebs:
Alois: "Sleep well Blue belle."
Me: "Who's Blue belle? I'm Butterfly."
Lmfao yes 🤣
Yes😂😂😂
Alois: unless you have a shitty immune system that is..
Me who gets sick every other day: 👁👄👁
I'm the opposite, I never get sick-
@@chickenwings7116 how- teach me you’re ways-
Same tho
@@chickenwings7116 I haven’t got sick in 5 years
How did you know im sick right now?
All of us: *is sick*
Alois: G O O D N E S S
ACCURATE LMAO THIS MADE MY DAY
@@Karmasdeadlmao I'm glad! ^^
Not wrong
“I’m not a pervert!”
Me: Doubtful.
Me: *has strepthroat*
Alois: what are you sick or something?
Me:yes yes I am T>T
Welcome back to learning stuff about yourself when being sick with alois! *But I like it though*
This is so cute. Fan girl screams
"Quiet that blood racket, will you?!"
Excuse me! I'm dying of Asthma, Allergies, and a cold! Please! Tell me how I can quiet down!
I never thought I would find so many people with asthma in my entire life-
Alois: this isn’t just a little head cold unless you have a shitty immune system.
Me who got the flu 2 times in less than a month: 😃 I hope not 😃
*What ?* 👁👄👁
omg youtube recommended me this like 2 minutes after you update o-o
Alois:Sleep well my bluebell
Me: chokes on water
My head went to Levi idk why just this reminders me of Levi to much
When you've been sick for days and find this the one day you feel better
“Shut up!” Aren’t I *dying
Alios: Sleep well my little bluebell..
Me: o///////o
Me heart: Doki doki 😂👌🏻
this man called me disgusting like one million times
1:54 there is a little sound that says hi and I find it adorable 🥰
Me: *has covid* yeah i am definitely sick i have covid 19 and i also have severe asthma. I am doomed
r.i.p you
Are you okay?
@@isaacfostersscythe7822 yeah I am over it now luckily it was too horrible. But thank you for asking. ^-^
@@rinryunosuke6227 I’m just glad you’re better. That must’ve super scary.
@@isaacfostersscythe7822 It was at first. but I am not the type of person to show may emotions so I don't think my parents noticed. 😐😅
Alois: you sounded like you were choking, we’re you?
Me: yea ON DEEZ NU-
*him saying we rwmind him of luka*
Me:i- idk if i should be offened or-
The one dislike is from Claude or Ciel
Claude’s like: “first:ew, second: I don’t wanna change the sweaty sheets😒”
@@grelles_official_wifetm3985 yep 😭✋🏻
Alois : let u suffer...is that what u want?
Me: y e s! Its better then havıng u here wıth that creepy butler of urs -leaves- ım goıng to Ciel
AdİosS
Me who almost fainted on the stairs in school 🙌😃
Wait what if we are the reincarnation of Luka...how did i just think of this😳
Alois: I start to cry most at random times
Me: sameeeee
Alois: what is wrong with you?
Me: it all starts way back when I started having!-
Alois: why are you hacking
Me: I am playing Wii with my homies
Alois: now im going to get sick
Me: yay! Sick buddies!
Alois: what’s wrong with you-
Me: *literally everything.*
Part 2???
Alois: what the hell I wrong with you!
Me*pulls out a list* now where do I begin
True true
My own sister says im dumb and like insane soooo
CRAP WE HAVE CORONA SAVE YOURSELF
Ohh he's inlove eeee
me: screaming cuz i finaly found a good voice
him:quiet that bloody raket will you?
me: *looks around my room quikly* alois...?
Alois: You still got your work done
Me: Yeah
Alois: You pushed yourself
Me: Yeah
Alois: What on earth is the matter with you?
Me: A lot of things
I said it so casually too ✋💀
Honestly I am very sick to the point I can't go 4 minutes without coughing, so this was very lovely to listen to.
My reaction when he called us bluebell :
:0 HE CALLED ME BLUEBELL HE CALLED ME BLUEBELL
wait what's a bluebell.......
eh HE CALLED ME BLUEBELLLLLLLL
It's a blue flower that when it's budding it looks like a bell hence the name
Alois: unless you have a s***** immune system that is
Me:I do
Meanwhile, I'm having trouble breathing and doing normal things. That's on asthma and a cold
Alois: "what's wrong with you?"
|
Me: "well I'm a masochist-"
Alois:👁👄👁
Dont mind me, having my daily coughing fit.
Alois: what is wrong with you?
Well it all started the day i was born..
Oof-
the four people that disliked was ciel, claud, sebatian and his dad
Me who just got done puking my guts up and is just tired and I’m so dizzy+nauseas I need this to fall asleep: 😃👍
Alois: when people have bad fevers they can have nightma-
Me:I DON'T DREAM DUMBAS-
Me being sick I love you alois
Alois:" I could never be mad at you for being sick"
Meanwhile him: calls us gross and we smell
I had a fever of 102 degrees or a little bit more last night. So now i'm recovering and i'm using this because I only get to get the full experience so many times a year.
(Even though my immune system is weak af)
6:23
Me: heh you sure? 0:01
It’s the fact I’m sick rn aswell
I have a request would you mind doing a Alois x Hanahaki Listener if that's okay, id just like to see how he'd react love you Insomniac! Stay healthy❤
Could you maybe do ciel, alois,or grell reacting to you having a miscarriage
Yes!!!! 😃 I don't know if I should be excited or sad!😐
Grell would probably freak out and scream and cry
22 seconds ago I am good at this 🤣
***Patrick star approves this message***
@@celdiazz 🤣
@@celdiazz LOL
@@ゆい-u1q7j :O MRS. SUTCLIFF NOTICED ME I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME you are my favorite character:)
@@celdiazz you have been noticed darling
Alois: whats wrong with you
Well of you could look at the first slide-
“Unless you have a shitty immune system that is”
Me, who has a shitty immune system: 🤭
"Have you been ill all day?"
Me "ITS BEEN 3 DAY NO"
Alois: your ill, you need rest!
Me: OK, and?
Alois* what on erath is wrong with you!?!
meh* everything Alois everything is :') :') :')
Alois: what's wrong with you?
Me, who kins him: do you want a list in alphabetical order?
Alois: when you laugh-
Me: SHUT UP! I DON'T LAUGH AT... never mind can't say that. He's not ugly...
my mom tested me the day after i saw this, I'm blessed by covid
I CANT-
@@blanket6362 IKR
Alois:What is wrong with you
Me: mentally a lot of things physically okay ,I guess
'im actually enjoying this since I'm sick
Love being early 😌
"What is wrong with you?"
Me:"You mean today or in general?"
Why does this remind me so much of Harry Potter
Kokichi what are you even doing here 😩😩
oh hi Kokichi :D
Me: Trancy can I have a gun I'm tired of this damn cold
Alois: That's a rather odd request
Me: NO SHIT
There's a chair in the corner
HOW YOU KNOW DAT I HAVE A CHAIR IN THE CORNER
*I’ve Been Switching to Alois to Ciel asmrs and I feel like I’m cheating on both of them with the other*
*We all do, darling. We all do.*
Man I felt so attack when he said unless you have a shitty immune system 🥲 but this is a good asmr
I have liked every comment but mine
I was the imposter
Satisfying ✨
My friend just sent me this is so confused...
*Don' t be, just enjoy it :D*
3:53 I’m 147 Pounds Of Pale Skin And Fragile Bones; Sarcasm Is My Only Defense.
Can you make part 2 of alois trancy x sick listener I'm really interested what happens next
*The video ends * Me : *screams in anger *
Me irl told to stay in my room and not come out by my parents and left alone with some water and crackers all day:😯
Alois showing me more care then my parents:😡😊😓
Me now crying my eyes out:😢😢😊☺.
True story i still love my parents and told my parents that what they did made me feel alone and uncared for they never did it again in less i ask to be left alone which is often due to the fact that it's what im use to it makes them vary sad that im uncomfortable with being cared for because of them
hey let meh sing ya all a little lullaby
SASAGEO
SASAGEO
WO
SASAGEO