If TED Was Charged For His Crimes
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- Ted is a 2012 American fantasy comedy film directed by Seth MacFarlane (in his directorial debut). The film stars Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis, with Joel McHale and Giovanni Ribisi in supporting roles, and MacFarlane providing the voice and motion capture of the title character. The film tells the story of John Bennett, a Boston native whose childhood wish brings his teddy bear friend Ted to life.
Today we're sentencing Ted for all the crimes he committed in Ted and Ted 2.
Characters Featured:
Ted, John, Flash Gordon and Donny.
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"Donny is still guilty of 2nd degree murder" for killing a teddy bear 😂
And the Charges were dropped when everyone realise how stupid that sounded
I know right
@@C_Williams84_Vlogsespecially when they realized the one saying it was the teddy bear that was supposedly killed
Wouldn't the fact that Ted wasn't seen as a "person in the eyes of the law" come into play with a lot of these charges, or would it work retroactively?
I would say donny needs to put on an FBI watch list.
Well actually considering that Ted is now legally a person by the state law of Boston(Ted 2 reference) then yeah.
To justify to put Donnie on an FBI watch list would be to make sure that Donnie doesn't coming after Ted again .
@@nc9318 what in the third one it's Robert
I think you forgot a few regarding Donny. There are potential charges of child abuse and endangerment. He physically abuses his son, giving him an “ouch” for swearing. And puts his life at risk with his crazed reckless driving. Likely the reason we don’t see Robert in the sequel.
Good point and do you think social services took Robert away after the events of the first movie
Same here
@@BrandonYanes-v2zthe credits say that he goes on to become Taylor Lautner
It’s always so funny why he always wanted to be a person in Ted 2. Like he would be charged for all this shit lol
technically since he wasn't legally a person when he did any of that, he wouldn't be charged, john actually would be since ted was johns property in the eyes of the law.
I know right
I love how we're just treating Tom Brady like he wrote the laws himself.
The whole point of Ted is to shock the audience with numerous crimes for comedy reasons!
Poor Ted and Johnny, at least they can truly be reformed for their actions, especially Ted. I don’t think I would count the train thing since it’s in the extended version, but you do you. Shouldn’t they get charged to burring the computer in the harbor? Donnie definitely got what he deserved, what a creep, but Giovanni is good as an actor, the fact that I completely loathe his character is a sign that he did a good job in the movies since he’s supposed to be a villain. (Who’s to say “Donny” is actually his real name?)
Never Mentioned Anything About Robert, How Do You Sentence This Delinquent?
And I Haven’t Seen The “John Bennett - Ted 2” Case Board Either.
If Sheldon Cooper was charged for crimes?
I kind of didn’t anticipate that Ted would be worse than Johnny, should’ve seen that coming
Look, Johnny and Ted did not have the right to report the road accident in the 2nd film. The woman driving did. She's the one at foul play there, not Ted and Johnny. However, they would receive a minor gross negligence charge over showing disregard for that woman's safe driving.
5:45 deleted scene, never seen that before
5:10, A crime against a so called celebrity, shouldn’t face a stiffer penalty.
You forgot hit and run with the car accident
Donny's fines do not increase. fixed at 15 grand
Thanks, now I wanna watch Ted again xd
2 me
If I tell Ted I would say-Pooh Bear you never live Disney World your living Rated R obviously how Adulthood can do eventually teenagehood too.
Woo hoo. You did it. Just after I watched Ted as well
The sperm bank was an accident
It's only illegal if you get caught
if my buddy ted were to be charged for everything he's ever done it really wouldn't be good but i think even if he were to get in prison he would cause more problems so i don't think prison would be a good fit for him
Ok
What a coincidence!
you keep counting the same ones over and over,
how to ruin comedy 101
This is just stupid. You can't charge a bear. You can shoot a bear. Especially a teddy bear, they aren't protected. You don't even have to shoot it you could probably tear it apart with your bear hands. (Bear/bare...get it?) Bear hands, lol. Bare hands. It's a joke. Laugh.
Technically Ted couldn't get charged for any crimes until the end of Ted 2 anyway because he wasn't legally a person up to then 😂
I guess that means they’d just put him down like they do dogs when dogs attack people
@@x.nick_7287 no, they didnt see him as anything. Only a piece of property so no.
@@slashdiverseI’m outside
@@x.nick_7287 im inside
@@slashdiverse Like a hammer or an orange!
The "failure to report vehicular damage" feels kinda unfair...
NOT HARD TO CALL DA COPS
cop caller
@@JamesPascoe-ry8bb
insurance is a thing bfre the charge
EXCELLENT WORK.
Womp womp
Sentence Game of Thrones villains for their crimes!
I wonder if you could charge John and Ted based on the prequel series.
I know right
i wanna what if bfdi 1st season characters was sentence for his crimes (only what they made in 1st season)
Just discovered this gem of a channel starting off with one of my fave movie series. This is both humourous and educational in a fun made way. Can't wait to go through the catalog that I have missed.
He gets away with them because he's to damn funny
The parents from movies are not same as the tv show
Not even look alike
We need a spin-off movie or series for Donny.
i am pleasantly surprised how Donny has a longer sentence than Ted lol
Kidnapping and stalking
The sprem thing was a accident so i wouldnt see that being a charge
What about TED the tv show
Ted sounds like peter Griffin
Because they’re both voiced by seth McFarlane
Where's that crime against nature/public indecency for Donny when he started dancing creepily at the convention?
Donny wouldn’t be charged if these crimes cuz Ted is not considered a person till the end of Ted 2. But I guess he stole Ted from John, which is a crime
Hey can you do Peter Griffin from family guy I would like to see what he is charged for
his weed was still legal btw m.w has a license/medicinal card and so was cbd since 2012
Ted sounds like Peter Griffin
Now do mark wahlburg
I love ted
Sentence South Park!!!!
5:45 They were not involved in that accident. Thus they are not required to report it. Also that accident clearly would’ve been reported by the truck driver.
since ted wasn't classified as a person, shouldn't john be charged for all of teds crimes, since he's his property?
i wouldn't charge him for the sperm. it was rejected sperm.
Can we please get a regular Wickedbinge upload already? Seriously!!
You havent count the Ted Series
He's just like me.
*is it a hugging gun?*
Do Jax teller