I just can't decide whether it's funnier when they can only muster the daintiest little slaps or massive full fist slams that practically reverberate through the mic.
Sora's such an angel 🥺 Any attempt at hurting inanimate objects only hurts her more. Miko's Elite Desk Takedown is impressive. I'm SHOCKED that Suisei hasn't been more violent than that. Matsuri's got some good drumming skills. So does Aqua. And of course who can forget the explosions of cuteness that are Ayame and Luna? Ollie slams her desk like a charge rifle! .........Why did I not anticipate this? Early Amelia Watson is simply a supervillain to desks everywhere. I feel like she's toned it down somewhat recently. (Or she just really freaking hates Super Mario Bros. series.)
Miko must have either a really loose connection or her rage is just too powerful. Also knew this would end with Ame as you could literally fill the run time of this vid with how often she exhibited anger/frustration at her desk.
(not good at anger) Made of paper: Suisei, miosha, luna, lamy, anya, moomers, irys (actually trying to break shit) Made of lead: Noel, pekora, la+, reine, ame (either pretending or more frustrated) Made of cute: Watame, sakamata, moona, zeta (more angrish than desk slam) Made of rage: Towa, kanata, nene, koyori, kobo
I searched through the time stamps, watched the video until the end but still EVA-01 didn't exist Even though she is not a member anymore but she was the best desk slammer imo
AZKi, Roboco, Aki, Choco, Botan, Lui, Iroha, Iofi, Risu & Ina are too chill to slam their desk to be featured here it seems. Also no Rushia or Coco or Sana? o7
I'm convinced that Aqua's slams get buffed by the mic and Subaru's gets hardnerfed. Subaru would destroy her desk before her slams would reach the volume of her voice after all :P
Imagine how many noise complaints they get each day. Unless they live in their own house, then imagine how sore their throats are at the end of each stream
What strength does one like Miko gain to slam their desk so hard to loose signal? 😂 I’ve only ever seen a *ahem* certain Splatoon player be able to do that prior to watching this
I’ve never beaten the fight so if I lost to Sans the way Pekora does at 9:15, not by being too slow but being too fast, on what I think is the LAST TURN of the fight…phew boy, you coulda done the whole 22 minutes of this video just on me.
The “No Signal” for Miko killed me. 😂
It's like a recurring gag in TV series, but made just for ELITE comedic timing
She's so ELITE that comedic timing happens passively around her.
Sasuga ELITE-chan
@@CaptainCFalcon LOL
The power of Miko hand!!!!
Ame playing super mario galaxy (my favorite game) is raging......i know this feeling 😂😂😂
I like how Mio's three desk slams have their own categories:
1. Genuine rage.
2. Unintended Pon.
3. Cute frustration.
Wdym? They're all cute!
the first one is funny tho,where she slams and there’s no signal pop up😂😂
Also no signal
I'm the hundredth like
16:13 Ollie lays onto her desk like a gatling gun
No that's MG42
I know from my experience that it's the sound of rage pressing the keys on a keyboard. Yeah, done that before.
AK47 berserker mode
Miko "No Signal" with the "ah" or "oh" sound is just too awesome for me...
Miko treats her table as a personal war drum. 😂
Anytime she bangs on it, her enemies get disoriented for a short while
@@iaminsideyourwalls2021 literally a stun LMAO.
I love how the reverberations go through the mic stand
Now I'm imagining her using it as her drum to sing "We are We are FAQ"
4:27 I could just feel her rage emanating from my screen. That scream was pure anger.
I fuckin love how every time miko hits her desk it’s just hard enough to undock her switch
miko: desk slam
switch: no signal
killed me every time
Miko's desk is the only that retaliates by turning her video off. As expected of an elite desk.
If kanata punches the table, the table instantly turns into dust.
14:36 Jesus christ😂
normal rage, anyone who plays slightly frustrating games have probably done that
8:35 Flare’s “God Damn” really surprised me how smooth it was. Don’t often hear her speak English
It made me bursts out laughing 😂
Ame doesn't slam her desk, She Slaughters it
It sounds like a cool assault rifle with shells ringing out
I just can't decide whether it's funnier when they can only muster the daintiest little slaps or massive full fist slams that practically reverberate through the mic.
Danchou picking up her keyboard and repeatedly smashing it over her knees while calmly complaining is the best.
6:04 that Mio clip should've been in a try not to laugh compilation. It's just plain hilarious.
Ollie's was rapid fire, but Ame's desk slamming is with authority
Sora's such an angel 🥺 Any attempt at hurting inanimate objects only hurts her more.
Miko's Elite Desk Takedown is impressive. I'm SHOCKED that Suisei hasn't been more violent than that.
Matsuri's got some good drumming skills. So does Aqua.
And of course who can forget the explosions of cuteness that are Ayame and Luna?
Ollie slams her desk like a charge rifle! .........Why did I not anticipate this?
Early Amelia Watson is simply a supervillain to desks everywhere. I feel like she's toned it down somewhat recently. (Or she just really freaking hates Super Mario Bros. series.)
Sora isn’t just an angle she’s a goddess
16:15 that was an earthquake more than anything 😂
21:57 ame is the most gamer out of myth in these moments
15:13 Sakamata Chloe
15:41 Hakui Koyori
9:02 i understand your anger on this undyne boss
Honestly we all know how salty Ame is but, that clip with Lap playing Jump king was scary! I honestly thought she was going to flip her desk lol.
Could you imagine the announcement tweet, "Sorry everyone, I will be on a 3 week hiatus due to needing to replace my entire streaming setup"
Yeah, Lap used straight up Violence with a Capital V
The way Moona scream and say "no no no" while slamming her desk makes me goes to the heaven, it's too cute like a baby
7:43 As someone who plays RPGs on a regular basis, I felt this... x_x
Miko must have either a really loose connection or her rage is just too powerful. Also knew this would end with Ame as you could literally fill the run time of this vid with how often she exhibited anger/frustration at her desk.
(not good at anger) Made of paper: Suisei, miosha, luna, lamy, anya, moomers, irys
(actually trying to break shit) Made of lead: Noel, pekora, la+, reine, ame
(either pretending or more frustrated) Made of cute: Watame, sakamata, moona, zeta
(more angrish than desk slam) Made of rage: Towa, kanata, nene, koyori, kobo
Forgot Sora and Mel
Also Miko and Hachaama
Also shuba
Also Ollie
黒ちゃんとフブちゃんとぐらちゃんは・・・?
Ayame going all patapatapata on her desk 😭 cute
ame the professional desk slammer! what a true gamer detective she is
All this rage and we got blessed with watame's wholesomeness
I want to send my deepest condolences to Desk kun here , rest in peace bro o7
HoloX, Kronii and Ame have the most intense rages.
Noel is a really impulsive woman, I'll never forget how she said her name while streaming with her other account and she obliterated her keyboard
Ironically, the immediate violent reaction was the part that made it unmistakable that it was definitely her.
oh!? is there a video??
@@DarknightSinadathat video has been deleted but i have it on my phone
@@kazech5225 why not upload it on to youtube?
@@DarknightSinada google ' canan keyboard smash' there should be streamable link
You can clearly hear the spoon rattling in a glass mug on Kobo's desk lol. That "clink clink clink" is definitely from someone that enjoys gaming tea.
Ganbatte Desk-kun 😢
Kobo always hit her desk with ten thousand wrath.. doesn't matter the condition or game lol her patient is very thin
Everything Kobo does, she has to make as much noise as possible. She's a walking sonic weapon.
Desk-kun is a very hard worker. Respect for him not breaking down *o7*
miko turning off her set up everytime she hit her desk was so goddamn funny i'm deceased 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Part 2 please!!!
Miko slamming her desk while playing Super Mario Bros has a bunch of counts.
Ollie's desk slam is gonna bring Omaha beach PTSD
Welp it really does sound like MG42 from afar
Tokino: -100
Miko: -350
Suisei : -120
Mel: -1000
Matsuri: -3750
Haachama: -1750
Subaru: -120
Shion: -100
Aqua: -450
heres for now until tomorrow
Kanata: -9999
I think desk slam lamy will give desk-kun +100 hp 😂
0:13
If you hit the table on purpose it will definitely hurt, but if you are annoyed it won't hurt that much🗿🙏
Desk-kun is literally the strongest being in existence.
As I could see:
You will never find Botan in these.
Ollie seems to be the Mr. Jagger of Hololive lol
10:26 I love Towa's gagging seal screams XD
I searched through the time stamps, watched the video until the end but still EVA-01 didn't exist
Even though she is not a member anymore but she was the best desk slammer imo
The best desk slammer of hololive
Turns out it was practice for Mafumafu.
Desk-kun: why am I still here? Just to suffer?
Haachama just yelling out nene's name had me intears that stream
Then we have ayame's cute pitter patters
We must find Sora's desk and burn it to the ground for hurting such a pure Goddess.
AZKi, Roboco, Aki, Choco, Botan, Lui, Iroha, Iofi, Risu & Ina are too chill to slam their desk to be featured here it seems. Also no Rushia or Coco or Sana? o7
Rushia the holo desk slammer pro
Moona's blessed scream is gonna be my best alarm
"no signal"
Miko:oh?
Yo. Nobody hurts our boi Desk-kun like that.
I'm convinced that Aqua's slams get buffed by the mic and Subaru's gets hardnerfed. Subaru would destroy her desk before her slams would reach the volume of her voice after all :P
14:00 this scream AAAAAAaAAAAAaaAaAaAaAaaaaaaaaAAAAAA😂😂😂😂
I just finished my ame rage compilation and now I have to rearrange it to make extra space
Desk-kun durability is crazy
Imagine how many noise complaints they get each day. Unless they live in their own house, then imagine how sore their throats are at the end of each stream
Kaela skia one pretty high up on my list lol
How is there barely any Towa when she's the goat of desk kun
0:10, 0:32, 1:35, 1:44, 8:02, 11:55 R.I.P Desk-kun
2:07, 3:15, 4:00, 4:42, 8:40, 10:34, 13:39, 14:37, 15:52, 16:16, 16:35, 17:31, 21:10 ... 🎧😂
1:35 Mel's Scream then Dancing Desk😹😹😹😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@@joshuaclemente2221... ASMR 😅
LMAO@@V-li6mt😹😂🤣
Sora' hit on the table should heal Desk-kun since she's the HoloQueen
Sheesh and here I thought we're having a Hololive version of Ace Attorney with those desk slams
4:20 she broke out into a song for a second
miko: *slam desk*
signal: I've decided to die
11:37 luna is too cute
Desk Kun is the most powerful member of Hololive. Desk Kun withstands the punishment and continues to endure.
That's one of the most important thing that you need to train.
This is epic haha, thanks for subbing this
I just love watame clips
You're not alone brother
I think Lamy's was more +hp than -hp 😂
6:04
She literally got clap bro 😂😂😂
RIP Desk-kun
Cause of death: getting repeatedly slammed by a bunch of idols
I love how every time mikochi desk slams she loses signal 😂😂😂😂😂
Poor Miko keeps suffering from malfunctions. Like that one time she lost all her progress.
Miko no signal
Suisei frustation wasnt that she lost but the piece that she needed came right when she died
i thought im gonna see Okayu actualy mad and slam her desk, but no 😟😟
I didnt know Aqua can scream like that 😂😂
So much salt, and then there is Sora, Okayu, and Lamy who needed to be asked to daipon.
This is gold! Lintahlo san!
I am a little hurt that Akirose was not doing desk smashes... I highly look forward to seeing her in the book as well.
0:33 Putz12 moment
man I've not heard that name in a while, I see he's made his mark on the internet
Please put just the slams to the beat of Mr. Blue Sky
Ame has most satisfying table slams
You should include the Hologra one with the table fighting back.
I wonder how much HP does Desk-kun lost In all of this Clip in total😂😂😂😂😂
I think Laplus actually kicked her desk.
Okayu:
"tap 🐾"
Dude, waston do a looooot of damage I feel bed for she's desk🤣
I'm not gonna lie I miss the miko slams into No signal shit was Always funny.
If only a certain necromancer were here…
What strength does one like Miko gain to slam their desk so hard to loose signal? 😂
I’ve only ever seen a *ahem* certain Splatoon player be able to do that prior to watching this
its hilarious how subarus desk slams are so quiet prob due to the fact she has to turn the gain WAY to account for her powerful shuba dB.
I’ve never beaten the fight so if I lost to Sans the way Pekora does at 9:15, not by being too slow but being too fast, on what I think is the LAST TURN of the fight…phew boy, you coulda done the whole 22 minutes of this video just on me.
1:12
スペシャルゲスト:がう○・ぐらw
Goofy ahh noise at 10:33
I think that was a bottle
They are adorable even when raging ww
For some reason i was expecting Sora to hit her head on the desk. 💀
Tskr 🙏
bro ame straight up shoots her desk
Those Desks are going to need serious therapy
Omg Aqua calm down 😂😂