This is hilarious. I knew it would be silly. Without your sense of humor and the digs on the people that make stupid comments, I would not watch your videos. Sarcasm is fun
The only thing that would have made this better is if at the end it zoomed out and you were sitting on the edge of the table in question. That would have been the cherry on top, for sure.
Fasteners A STOCK OF THESE SPECIAL BOLTS IS A MUST! For mismatched drilled holes. The edge sunk too deep (hard starting) Binocular bolt for redrilled holes. Double counter For out-of-round holes double drilled holes still don't match, sunk holes For holes not square, etc Google or Bing image search for full chart. Search words are “Pacific Fasteners - Special Bolts”. 😂
@Starlight_Akira having a small critter to invoke that emotional stimulus is what separates an everyday charlatan from a real deal con artist. It's that extra pizzaz, that is missing.
@robertl4522 As much as I agree with you for your reasoning, I can't agree with you on the number. A 4 point deduction is too high. But I think I could meet you at that 4 point deduction if I count some other things, like not starting the video with his hand coming back from the camera to signify that it's just been turned on, no tear in his eyes or puffy face, and he didn't start with a deep breath or sigh. I think the deep beath start a very powerful one, and has been used to great effect by some of the greatest youtube apologisers over the years.
He also forgot to wipe away a single tear from underneath his eye at the beginning while telling us he promised himself he wouldn't cry (tears that should have been easy to edit out had he not wanted them to be seen, as they are entirely invisible)
I'm dying over here! The "lead in" was outstanding! I thought I missed some horrendous cancel worthy dialogue! Thank you for the great content! Staying subscribed!
I know that woman (Maria Angelina Alexander) If you were born and raised in new York you'd know too, she's my family's Broker for 3yrs till now and a very good one if you asked me. No doubt she is the one that helped you get where you are!!!!
Apologies are subjective to matter at hand. Plus there is no bar for how to do an apology. You can be trained on how to use the right words, behaviour and outfit to wear. It means nothing when opinions will always be expressed positively or negatively.
Thoughts and prayers, buddy. I remember building a work table with my father when I was 10yo. It was built out of scrap 2x4s and the top was OSB. Sadly, we too made the mistake of using sub-par fasteners, specifically drywall screws. I’ve hung my head in shame for 35 years as that table has travelled through a hundred job sites, always remaining square and true at each joint. My father cried bitterly when he gave me that table 6 months ago, for now I must bear our burden. Every Phillips head of every screw mocks me as that table sits as flat as granite the same as it has for decades. Thank you for making a safe space where we can all unburden ourselves for our informed, reasonable decisions against all those who would spend their time criticizing instead of DOING.
About 15 seconds in I realized he was destroying his critics once again. I would not have been able to keep such a straight face through the whole “apology”😂🤣😭 Bravo Cam! Please put up the outtakes of this one so I can laugh even harder. 👍🤣
Oh Lord, I thought this was real at first, and I was already laughing and then when I saw the actual substance, I lost my crap. Thank you for the laughs this morning. I truly needed it.
after seeing the thumbnail, reading the title and following you for a few years now... i knew exactly what this video was about...and i didnt get dissapointed 🤣🤣🤣
"But I didn't show it in the video." Lol. okay bro the acting is spot on. I thought I missed something but something told me to hang in there and wait for the punchline. Well done.
Without question .. this is the absolute funniest thing I've seen on youtube .. Thanks Cam .. Absolutely love your work. The 'dont forget to like and subscribe' piece at the end ... pure genius
You can make it up to us by making another gorgeous table that few have the vision to even dream up let alone see through to completion. You are the goat sir, your troll is epic. We love your sense of humor.
Wow I thought I'd missed a video + was indeed confused - bless you for making me smile at the end of a long day + anyone who decided they knew/know better than your judgement need to go find something else to do - I personally love that table 😊
Hahahaha so shameful! 😂 hilarious this is the first video of yours I’ve seen and because of this one I’m subscribing can’t wait to see your shameful attaching methods. Bahahahaha love it !
OMG this is sooo funny! Your level of sarcasm is why I keep returning to your channel. Quite frankly, I don’t really give a rats ass about the tables you make (although they are very nice) but It’s your dry remarks in the videos that are golden and unique Thank you and please never stop 😂
Cam, you had me going there for a minute!!!! 😂 I was this close to going through your videos looking for what I had missed!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 "...3 gallons of milk before I ran out of space..." Brilliant !!!😂
You really had me in the first half, I was going through a list of deplorable things to figure out how much I'd be willing to ignore in order to keep watching this channel. I'm not sure if we can come back from this ;(
And this is exactly why I am a subscriber...bravo for having the guts and intestinal fortitude to make apology video on your wrong doing. Takes a man to admit he's wrong and a village to raise a child. It also takes a jack to lift a car and hot air to lift a balloon. Lifting spirits is hard. Lifting a beer is easy, I'm gonna trail off now as I'm not lifting anything now. So in short all I'm saying is "think about it"
I'm grateful you have finally taken ownership on your problem. I know sometimes others "know" better from their armchairs, you sir, have addressed your problem most eloquently.
Thank you for acknowledging our pain and suffering. I feel better now, knowing that you now understand that not all drunk uncles are as considerate as the Anderson uncle.
I'm pretty sure that drunk uncles everywhere are perfectly capable of breaking any kind of end table with EVERY kind of attachment. Just sayin... And yes, Cam's uncles are incredibly considerate. My uncles would take this table as a challenge. I'm sure it would end badly for both the uncle and the table.
@@imtheengineer 😂 yeah, I totally agree! (and just for the record, I was just joking, in the spirit of the video. I really dont think the new way of fastening tabletops is unsafe)
You had me in the first half... I'd not yet seen the Clip and thought I'd missed some major incident. Although watching that clip I'm not sure it wasn't a major incident 😂
The play buttons in the background just make the apology seem more real... Good luck and best wishes on your new way of life... And yes, this so made my day.
Right on Brother...I, and I'm sure others, recognize and appreciate your honesty...But don't get to sappy...Keep up your outrageously good work...Your Artistry is needed and wanted...RR
Possibly the best lesson you’ve ever published. I’ll admit, at first I was wondering wtf I missed and then I started rolling as you went on. Thank you for bringing joy to our world. Keep up the great work.
Me, a 38 year old impressionable child, did as I was told and turned the video off at 1:12. I wonder what he did that required an apology video? Welp. Go go gadget imagination
This isn't funny. Such a parody diminishes actual apologies. Click bait a side, its in poor taste.
I owe you an apology
@@blacktailstudiouncut A three minute video should suffice. And don't forget to like and subscribe.
@@blacktailstudiouncut "Never apologize, it's a sign of weakness" - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
This is hilarious. I knew it would be silly. Without your sense of humor and the digs on the people that make stupid comments, I would not watch your videos. Sarcasm is fun
You are suggesting TH-camrs post genuine apology videos. That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
Holy shit i thought i missed something truly epic but apparently its just Cam being one of the best fucking trolls on youtube 😂
same!!
Cam fucking rules!!!
thanks for spoiling the joke, now i dont have to watch the video! 👍
@@ElPoopacabra1 lol, that's nearly as good a troll as Cam's
You and me both! I thought for sure that I had missed something great (or horrible, as the case may be).
The only thing that would have made this better is if at the end it zoomed out and you were sitting on the edge of the table in question. That would have been the cherry on top, for sure.
I was hoping that would happen. Almost as disappointed as I was with his threaded insert video
True. He should apologize for not having done that.
That was my hope too. 😂 I’m dying laughing! We have all liked, and we have all subscribed. I unsubscribed just so that I could subscribe again
It wasn’t cherry on top. The top was also maple.
Opportunity missed, for sure 😂
Absolutely nailed the dead eyed monotone fake af youtuber apology.
Thumbs up wasn’t enough!!
Fasteners A STOCK OF THESE SPECIAL BOLTS IS A MUST! For mismatched drilled holes. The edge sunk too deep (hard starting) Binocular bolt for redrilled holes. Double counter For out-of-round holes double drilled holes still don't match, sunk holes For holes not square, etc
Google or Bing image search for full chart. Search words are “Pacific Fasteners - Special Bolts”. 😂
what is the video he did that he is apologizing for?
@@landryl2006 Did you watch THIS video?
🤦🏼♀️ Ohhhhhh landry2006,
landry2006,
landry2006...
No dog petting in the video to garner additional sympathy
6/10 apology
The lack of dog petting is a whole 4 points docked? Or were there other problems contributing to those 4 points?
@Starlight_Akira having a small critter to invoke that emotional stimulus is what separates an everyday charlatan from a real deal con artist. It's that extra pizzaz, that is missing.
@robertl4522 As much as I agree with you for your reasoning, I can't agree with you on the number. A 4 point deduction is too high. But I think I could meet you at that 4 point deduction if I count some other things, like not starting the video with his hand coming back from the camera to signify that it's just been turned on, no tear in his eyes or puffy face, and he didn't start with a deep breath or sigh. I think the deep beath start a very powerful one, and has been used to great effect by some of the greatest youtube apologisers over the years.
@Starlight_Akira ugh that fake sobbing where you're choking on your tears. Oh la la! Now that's the mark of a master.
He also forgot to wipe away a single tear from underneath his eye at the beginning while telling us he promised himself he wouldn't cry (tears that should have been easy to edit out had he not wanted them to be seen, as they are entirely invisible)
"But they look the same, and that's what matters."
It's very big of you to admit mistakes. I'm glad we've all learned something today
The uncle joke was highly underrated. Good Form.
I find it was a nice touch and a nod to drunk uncles everywhere, bless them. 🥲
I was waiting for the camera to pull back and reveal he had been standing on one leg on the edge of the table for the entire video. 😅
Same
me too!!!!
missed opportunity
I was thinking the same thing! It would have been awesome
Took the words right out of my keyboard.
“They look similar, and that’s what matters”
lol that was great
But they look similar, and that's what matters... Pure gold.
My favorite line
It takes a lot of guts to admit that you're right.
😂love this channel
I don’t know why this is my favorite comment 😂
Wow - my favorite comment too 😂
😂
@@blacktailstudiouncutprobably because this is the one that most obviously goes along with the joke, A joke that you very much enjoyed making
Not the apology we wanted, just the apology we needed.
😂
I needed that laugh so bad 😂
As someone who regularly places 7 gallons of milk on the edges of small end tables, I appreciate your apology.
I just looked up the word "sarcasm" in the dictionary and guess what? There's a picture of Cam there. God, I love this guy.
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Dude, my respect for you has just increased immensely. You just made my morning. Those who can, do, those who can't criticism. You Rock!
"Don't forget to like and subscribe" sign off almost killed me 😂😂😂
yeah, that made me laugh out load. Perfect!
We need the behavioural panel to review this apology and make sure he wasn’t BSing us 😂😂😂
I think that was the first time I laughed so hard I spit out my drink
Unsubscribing immediately
I spat out my toothpaste 😂😂😂
"But they look similar, and that's what matters" 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm dying over here! The "lead in" was outstanding!
I thought I missed some horrendous cancel worthy dialogue!
Thank you for the great content!
Staying subscribed!
I *JUST* got my internet back on after a week away, I had to pause this and search your channels uttering "WTF did I miss?!?" LMFAO!!!
You have your own internet?
Me too...just glorious!
I almost went to the link thinking "what did I miss".
This was great stuff! Top notch sarcasm!
Not enough sighs, no musical support, 3/10 apology.
A little Sarah Mclaughlin in the background would have done it.
😂😂😂
@@kennethcole1452absolutely 🤣😆
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
I love your material and craftsmanship. Can’t afford it, but your humor and sarcasm keeps me watching. Not to mention watching you do what you do!
The way he said it all with a straight face, is beyond me. The Academy should reward his skills!
Better acting here than in most of Disney Star Wars.
@Beri1984 WE are the Academy & we have
You are hilariously witty. You got me! I was thinking, ‘what video did I miss?’
Heh, right?
Same
Me too
Yup, even went back a legit looked for a video I missed watching!
Nailed it. A masterclass in sarcasm, like a meticulously crafted epoxy table.
Grow up
*I'm glad you made this video,* it reminds me of my transformation from a nobody to good home, $89k biweekly and a good daughter full of love..
Please how ?
It's Maria Angelina Alexander doing she's changed my life. A BROKER- like her is what you need.
$356K monthly is something you should feel differently about....
Lovely! I enjoyed it like I enjoy a $100k monthly around the turn!!!
I know that woman (Maria Angelina Alexander)
If you were born and raised in new York you'd know too, she's my family's Broker for 3yrs till now and a very good one if you asked me. No doubt she is the one that helped you get where you are!!!!
This is the bar by which all apologies should be measured.
Apologies are subjective to matter at hand. Plus there is no bar for how to do an apology. You can be trained on how to use the right words, behaviour and outfit to wear. It means nothing when opinions will always be expressed positively or negatively.
Makes me want to go to my local bar to have some cold ones.
Thoughts and prayers, buddy. I remember building a work table with my father when I was 10yo. It was built out of scrap 2x4s and the top was OSB. Sadly, we too made the mistake of using sub-par fasteners, specifically drywall screws. I’ve hung my head in shame for 35 years as that table has travelled through a hundred job sites, always remaining square and true at each joint. My father cried bitterly when he gave me that table 6 months ago, for now I must bear our burden. Every Phillips head of every screw mocks me as that table sits as flat as granite the same as it has for decades. Thank you for making a safe space where we can all unburden ourselves for our informed, reasonable decisions against all those who would spend their time criticizing instead of DOING.
Sensational
epic comment, i must say.
@@pillowprince thanks man!
Brilliant! I feel your pain!😂
The shame! It's the principle of the thing. How could you spend less on screws that work so well...
About 15 seconds in I realized he was destroying his critics once again. I would not have been able to keep such a straight face through the whole “apology”😂🤣😭 Bravo Cam! Please put up the outtakes of this one so I can laugh even harder. 👍🤣
took you that long? damn slow day huh 🤣
@JohnathanAulabaugh I'm getting slow in my old age, Cam had me going for a bit also...
Oh that would be great!
Does it matter AT ALL that BEFORE I heard ONE. WORD of this, I KNEW you were up to shenanigans!! I. JUST. KNEW. IT!!! 😂😂😂
It takes a big man to admit he was wrong. We are all praying for you in this difficult time.
lol
I’m praying for him as well, and that means a lot coming from an atheist.
@@JimsEquipmentShedAs a Christian I’ll be praying for you too :)
@@FishFish431 cool, thanks Fish!
@@JimsEquipmentShed My pleasure and privilege 👍
Oh my god. I really was thinking “oh no, what has he done?!?” 😂 You are a very special kind of person, never change that! ❤
Oh Lord, I thought this was real at first, and I was already laughing and then when I saw the actual substance, I lost my crap. Thank you for the laughs this morning. I truly needed it.
I personally love your sense of humor. People need to lighten up. Don't change. 😂
This has to be the best uno reverse on the trolls i have ever witnessed, Great job Cam keep the videos and humor coming 😂😂😂
You forgot to have a long exhale at the beginning of the video followed by, “This is a video I never thought I’d have to make”…
Oh, that would have been good.
@@blacktailstudiouncut sounds like you need to make another apology video to apologise for not apologising properly
@@blacktailstudiouncut You should post an apology video for leaving it out of your apology video.
@@blacktailstudiouncutThink about it.
Yes plz
Admitting you have a problem is the first step. I wish you a speedy recovery and we are all proud of you.
recovery from laughing on seriousness of other people)
Awesome! 😂
Admitting that other people have a problem is even more crucial for change....
Fantastic, absolutely love it, this alone would make me subscribe although i already subscribed months ago, thank you 😂😂😂
ROFL!! Your dry wit and deadpan delivery are hilarious. Thank you for the great laugh. I needed that!
after seeing the thumbnail, reading the title and following you for a few years now...
i knew exactly what this video was about...and i didnt get dissapointed 🤣🤣🤣
Lucky you, my heart sank for minute thinking something horrible actually happened, took me a minute t catch on. lol
lol :D
“……don’t forget to like and subscribe” killed it! 😂😂😂
"But I didn't show it in the video." Lol. okay bro the acting is spot on. I thought I missed something but something told me to hang in there and wait for the punchline. Well done.
I applaud your fuckery sir. This is high level shennanigans. Made me laugh on a rough day. TY!
I sensed absolutely NO sarcasm in the recording of this apology. Acceptable.
LMAO! Love you, Cam. Keep being you. Keep bringing the great quality of content. 😂😂😂❤❤❤😂😂😂
“But they look similar, and thats what matters” 😂😂😂
The irony that this has more sincerity than any of the TH-camr apologies is simply fried gold.
You bring mock and sarcasm to an ethereal level.
Elite level sarcasm is an artform. This is a masterpiece.
Ты - лучший! Благодаря твоим видео поверил в себя и принялся за слэб, что лежал 6 месяцев без дела. Спасибо!
Get this man an Emmy
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An Emmy?? How bout an Oscar 😂😂
How do you live with yourself!!!
Definitely deserve a stand up slot on tour! Or are you going to go into politics?! Your off to a great start!! Very funny Cam!!!
Hands down the best, most sincere apology I've ever watched.
This is how a creative person should respond to millions: with excellence.
Me: spending 400 hours on one item, to make it perfect.
Some YT commentators: You ruined it!
Without question .. this is the absolute funniest thing I've seen on youtube .. Thanks Cam .. Absolutely love your work. The 'dont forget to like and subscribe' piece at the end ... pure genius
This shit is the best apology I’ve ever seen
That shit was funny. Such a straight face. How many takes were needed to get through that?
All he was missing was a white shirt 🤣🤣
You can make it up to us by making another gorgeous table that few have the vision to even dream up let alone see through to completion. You are the goat sir, your troll is epic. We love your sense of humor.
Thank you for helping us see the light Cam-our furniture and family gatherings will be much stronger because of you.
You are forever the king of response trolling, 😂 if that's even a thing! For that sir.. your my hero!!!
Wow I thought I'd missed a video + was indeed confused - bless you for making me smile at the end of a long day + anyone who decided they knew/know better than your judgement need to go find something else to do - I personally love that table 😊
Bruh. Here I was watching this dudes videos right after finding him and then he post this. This man is a treasue😂😂😂
Hahahaha so shameful! 😂 hilarious this is the first video of yours I’ve seen and because of this one I’m subscribing can’t wait to see your shameful attaching methods. Bahahahaha love it !
The amount of sass in this video is exactly what I come to this channel for
Same
😂😂😂❤❤
You keep me young and keep saving my days🤣🤣
I cant believe that you managed to keep a straight face. Award winning material!
Omg, I turned the tv down and everything once you said, “if you have impressionable children…” 🤦🏻♀️🤣
OMG this is sooo funny! Your level of sarcasm is why I keep returning to your channel.
Quite frankly, I don’t really give a rats ass about the tables you make (although they are very nice) but It’s your dry remarks in the videos that are golden and unique
Thank you and please never stop 😂
Cam, you had me going there for a minute!!!! 😂
I was this close to going through your videos looking for what I had missed!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣
"...3 gallons of milk before I ran out of space..." Brilliant !!!😂
This is going on the list of TH-cams best apology videos ever😂
We get an apology video for that, yet those incredibly offensive denim tables go unchecked?! #dobetter 😂
One of the reasons I love your channel, super funny. Had me going for a moment. 😂
This is why I love Blacktail Studio! I came for the woodworking but I stay for the sense of humor.
same here..
I watch Fishers Shop,and This Old Tony for the same reason.. some people just have 'it'.. right.. :)
@@GenoLomaFishers! Oh lawd he’s another whole riot of sarcasm and dry humor!
It's not only the woodwork that brings me back it's your sense of humour, what a way to humble the haters 😂😂
Your sense of humor is refreshing. Made my day. Thanks.
THIS is the best video I’ve seen on TH-cam in years!! Please do more of this! Hilarious!
Cam, took me hours to recover from laughing cramps!
Love it!!
You really had me in the first half, I was going through a list of deplorable things to figure out how much I'd be willing to ignore in order to keep watching this channel. I'm not sure if we can come back from this ;(
Cam, I fucking LOVE you! I started laughing from the start, knowing what was coming . . .
And this is exactly why I am a subscriber...bravo for having the guts and intestinal fortitude to make apology video on your wrong doing. Takes a man to admit he's wrong and a village to raise a child. It also takes a jack to lift a car and hot air to lift a balloon. Lifting spirits is hard. Lifting a beer is easy, I'm gonna trail off now as I'm not lifting anything now. So in short all I'm saying is "think about it"
I absolutely love this dude 😂 he's literally the best at dealing with any haters
I work for a substance abuse rehab and one thing we always teach is forgiveness and second chances. You are forgiven and deserve a second chance.
The insincerity of the apology makes it even worse. I can forgive, but I will never forget.
You made a grown man cry! 🤣🤣🤣
I swear in the beginning I thought this was going to the "More of a man" crowd. 😂😂
That table got SCREWED by this deal.
Oof. 😂
*bolted. Pay some attention. He said he doesn't use screws, anymore.
Nailed it!
I thought that at the end it would cut to him standing on one of the tables
That would have been epic.
Now that would have been an ending!!
Yes. Disappointed that we didn't see this! We need another apology!
@@mrboics hahahaha yes we do!
We all did, and wanted to be.
I'm grateful you have finally taken ownership on your problem. I know sometimes others "know" better from their armchairs, you sir, have addressed your problem most eloquently.
At the beginning, I was actually scared that you did something bad. But I’m glad this was a parody because I love your channel.
This guys hysterical. 😂. National treasure
Thank you for acknowledging our pain and suffering. I feel better now, knowing that you now understand that not all drunk uncles are as considerate as the Anderson uncle.
I'm pretty sure that drunk uncles everywhere are perfectly capable of breaking any kind of end table with EVERY kind of attachment. Just sayin... And yes, Cam's uncles are incredibly considerate. My uncles would take this table as a challenge. I'm sure it would end badly for both the uncle and the table.
@@imtheengineer 😂 yeah, I totally agree!
(and just for the record, I was just joking, in the spirit of the video. I really dont think the new way of fastening tabletops is unsafe)
I appreciate your honesty. I enjoy watching your videos. I'm not disappointed, and I will continue to follow you. You are forgiven, my friend.
I was certain that I'd totally missed an inappropriate drunk uncle moment. Damn. Got me good.
Don’t ever change. This is brilliant.
Best part is the 'Don't forget to like and subscribe' at the end... Lololol rolling bro!!!!
that really was the best part
You had me in the first half...
I'd not yet seen the Clip and thought I'd missed some major incident.
Although watching that clip I'm not sure it wasn't a major incident 😂
The play buttons in the background just make the apology seem more real...
Good luck and best wishes on your new way of life...
And yes, this so made my day.
Right on Brother...I, and I'm sure others, recognize and appreciate your honesty...But don't get to sappy...Keep up your outrageously good work...Your Artistry is needed and wanted...RR
This is the only kind of apology I will accept going forward. Thank you for your service.
Possibly the best lesson you’ve ever published.
I’ll admit, at first I was wondering wtf I missed and then I started rolling as you went on.
Thank you for bringing joy to our world. Keep up the great work.
This apology was sincere and moving. Thank you.
Hopefully TH-cam doesn't take this video down for showing those clips.
This could NOT be any better!!! THANK you.
Me, a 38 year old impressionable child, did as I was told and turned the video off at 1:12. I wonder what he did that required an apology video? Welp. Go go gadget imagination
Now THAT was funny. 🤣Too many serious cats out there.
I was so confused at first 😂
He had me in the first half, not gonna lie...
@@robertbusek30 I was like "wait, did I miss a video?!?!?!"
Same!
Same here
I thought he was cheating on us