22:08 PiG if you do not think Florencio is a 100% clear cut (haha) "cut off a man's face, wear it like a mask, go home to the guy's family while still wearing the mask and grinning, help the guy's kids with their homework, have dinner with his family while the dog goes berserk, go bed with the wife and give the kids a new brother/sister, and then sneak out the window in the middle of the night while leaving the guy's face on the pillow with a shit-eating grin frozen on" kind of guy... then I don't even know what to tell you, other than to watch the Flo files again. Remember, it's not about the destination, it's about the journey 🤡
20:57 casually showing dominance over your opponent by having cloaked banshees kill a pylon next to a shield battery in FULL view of multiple cannons Never change
Army of Snakes is the real hero we needed. Going afk to care for their baby without inconveniencing their opponent. And being nice to let Florencio have his Liberators have their fun. Truly a hero.
after year of therapy my medical team and i came the conclusion that i am an incurable florenciophile, the sewerjuice has reached the last bit of my brainstem and the only thing keeping me alive at this point are regular florencio file videos. 1 like= 1 prayer
Hail Satan, full of malice. Bless this, oh Dark one, your chosen minion. May their collection of Salt persist. May they continue to spread their sewage across the tilted masses.
Florencio tortures because he can. The person is crying for their mom and screaming "Please! What do you want?! Ill give you anything you want! Just tell me what you want!" Florencio just smiles and puts on The Beach Boys 'Good Vibrations' and continues peeling fingernails off one at a time.
AoS : "I'm winning, i got in his mind, under his skin... omg, what is this... this is pure degenerate filth..." Florencio : "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me..."
Floriencio doesn't make jewelry from his victims dermis, he makes clothing - he was the inspiration for the character Buffalo Bill (Silence of the Lambs).
21:10 Gotta hand it to Florencio, he plays fair... When you run your banshees away it would be unfair if the opponent couldn't see them, so he turns off cloak the second the first thing that can shoot at them arrives
I have made it my life mission to build cannons / turrets / spores behind the mineral line now, for the sole purpose that there is a 0.0000001% chance Pig would somehow get a hold of the replay and loose just a touch more sanity :P
Yeah the psychological damage didn't come until /after/ his opponent was AFK for an eternity in starcraft time. This was absolutely a loss for florencio.
There is no way Flo is in masters anymore. I remember him almost getting into GM. But this.. i mean his opponents cannot be higher than diamond 3 or plat something?
yeah he used to main Protoss and have a set of really well refined cheeses etc. His Terran and Zerg have never been as high level, but definitely the recent ones since he's returned from a big break seem to be a bit lower level.
I don't know who any of these players are but I can't tell if this is silver or GM gameplay and I'm 8 minutes deep edit: definitely silver 😂👌 err bronze/aluminum
Dunno why but recently I’ve favoured watching PrintFs games as opposed to Flo recently Flo’s games seem to have gotten a bit stale. PrintF takes a cheesy strategy and tries to perfect it but Flo just hadn’t grown at all as a player
22:08 PiG if you do not think Florencio is a 100% clear cut (haha) "cut off a man's face, wear it like a mask, go home to the guy's family while still wearing the mask and grinning, help the guy's kids with their homework, have dinner with his family while the dog goes berserk, go bed with the wife and give the kids a new brother/sister, and then sneak out the window in the middle of the night while leaving the guy's face on the pillow with a shit-eating grin frozen on" kind of guy... then I don't even know what to tell you, other than to watch the Flo files again.
Remember, it's not about the destination, it's about the journey 🤡
20:57 casually showing dominance over your opponent by having cloaked banshees kill a pylon next to a shield battery in FULL view of multiple cannons
Never change
Army of Snakes is the real hero we needed. Going afk to care for their baby without inconveniencing their opponent. And being nice to let Florencio have his Liberators have their fun. Truly a hero.
They are not the hero we need. They are the hero florencio deserves.
after year of therapy my medical team and i came the conclusion that i am an incurable florenciophile, the sewerjuice has reached the last bit of my brainstem and the only thing keeping me alive at this point are regular florencio file videos.
1 like= 1 prayer
welcome brother!
Hail Satan, full of malice. Bless this, oh Dark one, your chosen minion. May their collection of Salt persist. May they continue to spread their sewage across the tilted masses.
The bum fights of Starcraft -- We learned nothing, we were entertained, but we hate ourselves and have stained our souls forever.
Love that you cast this. First Flo game I'd ever seen live streamed, can confirm he was playing his heart out.
I love how when he's voicing Florencio's omega try hard voice Pig's accent goes full on bogen.
4:06 this is the perfect moment for the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia meme. Something like "Florencio gets out of it."
Florencio tortures because he can. The person is crying for their mom and screaming "Please! What do you want?! Ill give you anything you want! Just tell me what you want!"
Florencio just smiles and puts on The Beach Boys 'Good Vibrations' and continues peeling fingernails off one at a time.
And to think without you a game like this would go unnoticed by the world. Bless you, sir
"This is what we call the 'torture phase'". Hahaha love it.
AoS : "I'm winning, i got in his mind, under his skin... omg, what is this... this is pure degenerate filth..."
Florencio : "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me..."
It's like I always say, lads. If you can't take the heatlord, get away from the keyboard.
This is just florencio playing with his food
Good lord PiG! I've been rewatching old Florencio Files waiting for anew one.
The sewer felt strong today and what do you know…we sludge dwellers can feel the call
Of all the SC2 matches I've ever seen, this was practically one of them.
This was one of the most of them
looks like both of them were playing while drunk
Probably, and one dozed off for 2 minutes
Florencio actually adds accessories for his pyramid hat.
Florencio is my spawn ❤ Old Gregg is proud
MerPeople UNITE! The sewer calls!! (Lost Hatter)
Impossible to be busy and NOT sneak in a view of PiG’s content.
Floriencio doesn't make jewelry from his victims dermis, he makes clothing - he was the inspiration for the character Buffalo Bill (Silence of the Lambs).
16:20 you can see army of snakes has rallied probes from his main Nexus down and to the right before rallying them to the minerals in the natural! 😂😂
Freaking amazing, i feel five years younger. Rejuvenating sewer ❤
21:10 Gotta hand it to Florencio, he plays fair... When you run your banshees away it would be unfair if the opponent couldn't see them, so he turns off cloak the second the first thing that can shoot at them arrives
He always plays fair...his timings and strats are impeccable. I believe he is platinum league.
I have made it my life mission to build cannons / turrets / spores behind the mineral line now, for the sole purpose that there is a 0.0000001% chance Pig would somehow get a hold of the replay and loose just a touch more sanity :P
9:42 heard you loud and clear brother, you're someone who gets it 😂😂😂
I love metal league games, they're hilarious
Florencio makes me want to play this game again
a full body fidget spinner made of body parts is creative & dark af 😂 I hope somebody gave that guy a sub
The forge feels like our protoss player intended to build cannons in front of his shield bats in Flo's base XD
With the forge - I feel like maybe they were thinking about cannon rushing at the start but changed their mind and decided to do stalkers instead
flo vs a barcode, i can watch these all day
Florencio so bad he didn’t even save banjee energy.
Mister florencio indeed. 😂❤
it's the scarecrow from Conker's Bad Fur Day
...and i lol so hard plenty times! TYVM
That was... one of the games of all time
That was a long time to watch someone not clean up a couple of libs!
Is Florencio not embarrassed sending in replays he only won because his enemy literally went AFK?
Why would anyone be embarrassed of that except the nincompoops who attach their ego to a goddamn video game?
That's what makes it funny
Yeah the psychological damage didn't come until /after/ his opponent was AFK for an eternity in starcraft time. This was absolutely a loss for florencio.
You’re expecting too much from a smurf..
no, because he plays for fun
Reek really thought that Ned Stargate was gonna save him huh
I dont think the protoss meant to recall on the lib, but forgot the lib was there, maybe not but that's what it looks like to me
He makes Grillz with his clippings. Is this the edition of StarCraft where they can only play with their feet?
OMG someone beat me to it.
Florencio wasn't going to win if toss wasn't AFK for multiple minutes.
Yay! Love me some flo files.
FINALLLYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Looks like they were fighting without a keyboard
You get a like for mentioning AoE2! And for your otherwise outstanding SC2 content...
that was painful.....
Amazing game thanks for ruining my day. 10/10
as a toss player my eyes feel like they are bleeding rn.
If Donny and Clarence played SC2
Do you have an AoE2 channel or AoE 2 content? Maybe on stream?
I've never seen such a fascinating arrangement of garbage.
Florencio is makins xbox controllers from body parts.
Oooof
5 probes vs 2 scv xD
Wonder why he would send you a replay of him beating a guy half afk..
More!!!!!!!
How did I miss the best game a week ago?
You never watch Florencio play in Twitch.
There is no way Flo is in masters anymore. I remember him almost getting into GM. But this.. i mean his opponents cannot be higher than diamond 3 or plat something?
yeah he used to main Protoss and have a set of really well refined cheeses etc. His Terran and Zerg have never been as high level, but definitely the recent ones since he's returned from a big break seem to be a bit lower level.
Quelle game😂😂😂
I don't know who any of these players are but I can't tell if this is silver or GM gameplay and I'm 8 minutes deep
edit: definitely silver 😂👌
err bronze/aluminum
The terran player is bronze player who claims to be a gm on reddit in 2015. His iq decreases every year
Guess you haven't watched Florencio on Twitch.
Dunno why but recently I’ve favoured watching PrintFs games as opposed to Flo recently
Flo’s games seem to have gotten a bit stale. PrintF takes a cheesy strategy and tries to perfect it but Flo just hadn’t grown at all as a player
First to the florencio files!
Welcome to the Sewer!
FIRST
This one was meh.