Kyle Korver All 164 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ก.ย. 2024
- So this summer I treated myself to a little vacation to New York City. I don't really care about all the normal tourist stuff (everybody hypes up Times Square but it's just, like, a really crowded city block. That's it.) but there were two things that I definitely needed to experience.
Thing one: denigrate New York-style pizza at every opportunity. This means going into all the pizza places and loudly belittling their oversized tasteless floppy triangles.
Thing two: visit the Pop-Tart Museum.
Thing three: not get a GF or even talk to any females because DTB is done with women forever. My reasoning for this decision is explained in more detail in various other video descriptions scattered around my expansive and frankly, stunning body of written work.
I know I said there were only two things I wanted to do in NYC and I listed three, but I can do that because it's my narrative therefore it's my rules. If you don't like it you can kindly unsubscribe from my channel and from my life. Thanks.
So the Pop-Tart Museum was first on my list because Pop-Tarts are a big part of my life because I'm not really a five-star chef when it comes to making food in the kitchen. I'm like a one-star chef. The one star means I can use a microwave.
I wouldn't say that the Pop-Tart Museum was a pilgrimage for me, but it totally kinda was. I pilgrimed my ass right in through the front door and I was immediately blown away by all the different kinds of Pop-Tarts. When I saw them all I actually had to sit down on the floor and take some deep breaths so I wouldn't pass out.
There weren't too many people there but I could just tell. These were my people. Fellow Pop-Tart aficionados. Most of the people there were parents with their kids, but I actually relate to kids a lot especially when it comes to food choices. I could talk to first-graders all day about Hot Pockets.
There were some informational placards about the history of the Pop-Tart, but reading is lame, so I just went to the part of the museum where you could sample all kinds of historical flavors. Did you know they made carrot Pop-Tarts at one point? And "Bagel with Cream Cheese"? I was trying them all and, let me tell you guys, I was in heaven. Pure straight-up bliss. I don't want to throw around terms like "nearly sexually aroused", but, you know. Yeah.
I was just reaching for the ultra-rare Japan-only "Sriracha" flavor when my hand bumped into somebody else's. I looked up ready to apologize, but the words got stuck in my throat and I just kind of moaned. I was looking at the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. She was realistically a 6.7/10 but I'm not into the supermodels anyway. I think she was hotter because she had half a Pop-Tart hanging out of her mouth and she had on a button-up blouse with little Pop-Tarts all over it that she probably ordered off of Etsy. (side note: I don't know what Etsy is.)
"Sorry", she giggled after taking the Pop-Tart (Banana Flavor) out of her mouth. "Go ahead."
"Ladies first," I offered. I try not to be a "nice guy" but it worked this time. Sort of. Just wait.
She giggled again and took the Sriracha Pop-Tart and then broke it in half. "Here, we can share," she said, and she giggled some more and I could tell she was into me. We ate that Pop-Tart while staring at each other. I decided the time was ripe to tell her about my artisanal "Pop-Tart Sandwiches" that I make at home, where I surround one flavor of Pop-Tart with two of another flavor. She confided in me that she did the same. Boom. Instant soulmates. My resolution to never have a GF again crumbled right there.
I wanted to tell her that she could try my "Banana Flavor" any time but I felt like that line wasn't even needed at this point. Instead I invited her to my hotel room that had a microwave so we could have Pop-Tart Sandwiches. She accepted and we walked out onto the street. You'll never guess who walked by us right at that moment. Actually you probably will.
It was Kyle Korver.
He was walking by himself and when he saw the museum he started making fun of it. "Wow, only losers eat Pop-Tarts," he said to himself while guffawing like a moron. This girl, who I didn't even know what her name was, had stopped walking and was just staring at him. I was trying to nudge her but she was in a total trance. Completely lovestruck by his stupidly handsome face. Kyle noticed her staring and said, "Pop-Tarts are complete garbage, am I right?"
Then, the ultimate betrayal. She nodded and said, "I hate Pop-Tarts. They're not even real food." I almost started crying. And by almost, I mean I did start crying.
I don't think Kyle ever even saw me, not like it would have stopped what happened next. He said to my girl, "Why don't you and me get a slice of New York-style pizza and get to know each other a little bit more?" And she left with him.
Now I'm back in my hotel room and I don't even want to eat Pop-Tarts. I hate Kyle Korver so god damn much. God damn it.
I never knew how dope his shot looked until he came to Cleveland. Him and Bron were my favorite players those seasons
Underrated because he never had that star power but it’s not very known that Kyle korver still holds the highest 3 pt % in a single season 09-10 at a UNREAL 53%. It is pretty apparent steph is overall the greatest shooter of all time but give Korver his cred. To put into perspective stephs highest % in a season is 45.4 (2011-2012)
Just like to add on Korvers historic season he had a 3pa of 2.1 at 53% shooting and stephs with 4.7 at 45.45% respectively.
@@Fmlakitawell if he just shot more his percentage prolly wouldnt have changed much cuz he can heat up pluh
If i hear "THREEEEEEEEEEE" one more time i swear
We are here at basically the same time, and yeah it’s really annoying.
@@Cairoweaver26 then why watch a compilation of 3 pointer
@@pi4tos385 it’s only on Cavs home highlights. Their PA announcer is annoying.
Then don’t watch a 3 pt compilation, especially when he was in ATL dumb***
@@jinkim402 Fred McLeod was the greatest commentator to exist. Easily clears your favorite, you 🤡
RIP Fred
Just listen to how hyped Fred MaCleod is. The biggest cavs fan ever. May he Rest In Peace.
He didn't die
Im sorry DTB my brutha. I hope this heartbreak inspires more fire highlights and stories of pop tarts.
Bro pop tart ice cream sandwiches my God.
His form never gets old. Even at his age right now, still the same like fax machine. Deym
Underrated player
I love the way that when he set up for his catch and shoot that he squares up IN THE AIR. He points his body at the rim in mid air- that’s krazy!
TBH, kyle korver is not a well known nba player but for me he is the best moving 3 point shooter of all time and he has one of the most beautiful shooting forms out there HAHAHAHA and he has a high rating in every NBA2K thats the reason that im a big fan of kyle korver❤️
love the compilation, so much content! great work
Nothing but nets
The muscle memory is ridiculous
"The bottom for three!!" RIP Fred McLeod
This guy is my inspiration for doing pass and shoot
I forgot how golden your descriptions are
LOL
Best shooter of all time
Your wrong about that my guy it’s STEPHEN CURRY
@@jacobycurry5571🧢
@@dixienourmas9678 how is steph not the best
@@bikrum8807 korver is the best spot up of all time. It’s not close. Curry is the best all around shooter thoughh
@@dixienourmas9678 nah Steph is best spot up shooter too
He hit 3 in a row like 8 times.
Meanwhile at cavs stadium: threeeeeeeeeeeee
Favorite Player.
I love how he already head back to the other end beche knows it’s green
So satisfying to watch😂
This player's is my number 1 fav. Among All Three Point Shooters Out there
I don't know why
I love his shooting form
He’s a goat from downtown.
He has the cleanest form of all time and is a top 10 3 pt shooter ever for sure
REEEE is the new Threeeeeee
😂😂😂
Kinda wild how many games the cavs were getting blown out this year.
The fucking GOAT is back. Could you make one for Kyle Lowry please ?
please can you do JJ Redick 2017/18 all 3 pointers?
Welcome to lakers
Is he on the Lakers now?
just rumors
K.
Gracias Kylie korver por diversión feliz tarde! ATENTAMENTE CRISTÓBAL JOBANI ROMERO VILCHEZ DESDE AMATITLÁN GUATEMALA
Def top 5 shooting forms of all time. It is both efficient and beautiful. All you hear is plop!
wow, crazy!
That guy is a bucket 🪣
Wooord buck do one of these for Lowry
THREEEEEE
what's so special about new york pizza? its just big salty pizza
You can’t even shoot this good on 2k
Korver is like a player that okay to have 1 skillset but that skillset can over power overskilled players.
better than danny brick
is he a 3 pointer?
Do CJ Mccollum all 3's
Man!
The bottommmmm
missed my nigga DTB
KYLE KUZMA 159 THREE POINTERS
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He should've been in the USA fiba world cup 2019 roster instead of Joe Harris.
Straight net no back board shit
Know the math. K squared = 3
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