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- Did you want another Spelunky 2 video? I couldn't tell. :)
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"Every death is a treat. I miss the sensation."
- Jacob 2020
F
I am the ALPHA MALE of this comment section and I command RESPECT. Right now I am ordering you to NOT view any of my videos. Instead just look at my thumbnails and be JEALOUS. Bye bye aye
honestly 100% agreed spelunky was always about mastering the game and finding out the hidden secrets and so every death makes me learn more except the lizards fuq lizards
Dammit, AxxL. Everywhere I go you're there, pandering in the comments. I've never given you a chance before, but I'll cut you a deal.
I'll watch your videos, if you tell me what motivates you to make them. What does success look like to you?
York peppermint patties
Took a while to realize the Loading Circles weren’t edited in
Wait they weren't?
didn’t realize it myself until like the third or fourth time
Same I thought he edited the circle in
Same
@@RainIsVibin nah Lise is that unique of a character
Alpharad: I will make spelunky content for myself and I will do it
for me
Me: please more than 2 videos
:(
:(
Its been 2 months since this comment
and all alpharad did was make among us content all day
Every community has ''The betrayel'' guy...
Ending unlocked The betrayed
"are you ready for an onslaught of spelunky content'' multiple sources called this sentence differently
😔
:(
I was lied to
Where is more content for this game
Man lied to us all
Alpha in the first episode: are you guys ready for an onslaught for Spelunky content.
It's literally been a whole quarantine since the last video
Now its been 5
@@devin2634 That is factually incorrect
@@thehank6947 wait what?
@@devin2634 This video is titeled by TH-cam by being 3 months old. So like it’s been 3 months not 5.
@@thehank6947 oops
I like how the A.I. Can schmoove so well, but always dies a humiliating death
So it's a real high-level Spelunky player.
It's almost like it's a computer. :O
The AI goes from being being a glowing brained genius to be at a 3rd grader level.
Honestly feels like the same thing at some point
such slick movements
still idiots tho
So the brain of the average fortnite player
What is ur genus
Honestly i feel the same
Alpha: _has two gregs and a dog_
Also Alpha: "Let's set the trap off myself!"
And without trying to whip it first
And with Greg holding a spare skull
Ant that is not a dog
“An onslaught of spelunky content”
Suuuuure
: )
: )
:)
does he have like a statement anywhere or did he just not and that's that
: )
Everyone waiting for him to do multiplayer with jome, Jo, etc
He doesn't making vids on that game anymore
Yeah
@@avalzon4497 why ?
@@avalzon4497 maybe when online coop comes out
@@smalls1485 online coop comes with the game
"There's gonna be more Spelunk 2 content on this channel"
Everyone: *We watch your career with great interest*
That was fast
Justin you have sunk
Justin Y. What is you secret to commenting?
Hey Justin how ya been?
*"SPELUNK 2"*
4:36 Alpha left a web gun. I can't believe it.
I think he left it so he could take the cat.
Can I get ur longest "yaaaaaaaAa boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
I have a few small tips that don't spoil the game.
1. You can pick up tamed pets
2. everything is on the same plane of the game, so bullets, people, and items will all interact
3. dogs can save you from poison if you save them fast enough (before you die)
4. the building is the same for the golden key (you may have noticed)
5. bullets do not trigger arrow traps
6. crossbows come with special arrows that won't break
7. normal arrows won't break if they hit an enemy with 1 hp
8. I think kali invigoration can be gained multiple times
9. you can hit the bottom 2 bulbs of Olmec and break his flight
10. the powerpack gives you fire whip, which can cook turkeys
11. you can jump off turkeys to go to higher levels
12. spike or spring boots make you invulnerable to tiny spike floor
13. clovers give you +2 minutes before the ghost appears
14. the big drill can be activated in the lava world to save your bombs to get the crown
15. skeleton keys can open doors, but don't open ones like Yang because he'll get mad
16. skeleton keys drop from bone blocks for free!
17. the forest children you save give you loot during the olmec fight if you go up the far right side ladder
18. powerpack will make weapons better, such as fast shotgun fire rate, fire whip, or MEGA BOMBS.
There's probably way more good tips, but these are the ones that came to mind :P
I feel bad since you took a bunch of time to type this long comment just about tips and he hasn't posted this game for ~6 months now
7 months
Why is Spelunky 2 such a masterpiece
“I’m going to play this in almost all my free time”
“This content is for me”
What about the viewers that love spelunky too?
"I hate bats."
Terraria players: First time?
Pokemon players: *PATHETIC*
China players: *pathetic*
Ugh im not even sure which bats the worst. Probably the jungle one because im always so earlygame i cant even kill them
@Ulyasse ¿ • 11 years ago yeahhhh, i know. Just can't get that in early prehardmode. The shield I mean.
Minecraft :pathetic
1:20 my hopes have never been crushed this quickly and thoroughly
He could have taken the turkey, he just had to pick him up and go up the ladder
6:52 i felt so bad when that cat died damn the feels..... :(
I miss the sloth skin.
“Don’t try this at home unless its for science”
That one 4 year old: ‘eats crayon’ it was for science
"you know, i'm something of a scientist myself"
I think we all are
"onslaught of spelunky content"
why must you tease us.
I have been waiting for too long
@@rodrigomelendez2990 me too
@Justin Martinez I'm also waiting a possible co op with his friends since there's online now
@@rodrigomelendez2990 true
By the time he make more spunky content
only Queen Elisabeth will se it
Still waiting on that onslaught of Spelunky 2 content. I need more Greg in my life.
We have been absolutely slaughtered by the amount of Spelunky content released, it’s overwhelming how much there is.
Still waiting for alpha to do cosmic ocean
Anyone else remember Cosmo, the little robot pet thing? He's playing one.
*"Uhh, I don't have any money."*
I don't think a more relatable statement has ever been spoken.
“I now understand this game” that is a understatement.
Overstatement?
2:50 is no one gonna mention that clean edit?
"Are you ready for an onslaught of spelunky 2 content?"
Proceeds to make 0 spelunky 2 content
Science is just Sacrifice at this point, that poor Robot...
“can i set it off”
i mean. you can
“There was a spider in a jar of course there was”
Australia in a nutshell
In fact, you go back to the store and complain about how your pot is broken if it DOESN'T have a spider in it.
Do you have an idea, mr. mcdonald
Yes
Aplharad should fight me in my golden form one last time.
Ronald McDonald we are all sick of you mr McDonald
You are the 3rd person that said that.
"It's not a frame drop it's just a slow motion effect" I feel like all game developers are now going to say this.
It’s officially been a year since the “onslaught of spelunky 2 content” :(
its ironic because he used to make spelunk content on his second channel all the time but he just stopped after this episode
I literally got into Smash Persona and now spelunky because of Jacob
Same gamer
Same gamer
Same Gamer
Same gamer
Nice
"Another Greg... they don't stop coming" - Alpharad 2020
The first one made a second one....because it was Gregnant.
First "so much to do, so much to see", now "they don't stop coming"...
Is Ace of Hearts making an All Star cover?
"i'm probably not gonna make it too far"
said like a true spelunker
Onslaught of spelunky
Only 2 videos within a month
Lol, 4 months now. I am LauGhiNg SOOOOO hard now...
:( buhuuu
Only 2 videos ever
Where the hell is more of this game
“This is fine”
-Alpha in literal hell
lol
“Oh.. I don’t have any money.”
*_BOTTOM TEXT_*
Been waiting for this upload.
Havent we all been waiting
"Where's Spelunky?" No its where's Jo in Spelunky????
alpharad during the first spelunky 2 video:
I am gonna constantly make content for this
alpharad after the second spelunky 2 video:
You know what would be HILARIOUS? If I decided to not make any more content for this!
seriously bring back spelonk 2
Edit: It's been ELEVEN MONTHS
:)
:)
"if i know anything about spelunky, i know nothing"
me too bud... me too!
10:26 Fuck I need like this entire part with greg animated, he's just in such genuine disbelief
True
Who is still waiting for said "spelunky 2 onslaught"
It'll happen when Kronika's army's full strength arrives.
Maybe he'll remember the game's existence once it releases on switch
at this point im betting we get another major tf2 update or a comic before the next spelunky 2 video
@@PulseAnimations878 gta VI will literally come out before tf2 gets an update and before alpha makes another spelunky video unfortunately :(
😐
imagine saying you want to play more spelunky 2 on the channel and then never making a 3rd video
yo alpha is more spelunky on its way? id really love to see more!
Sigh I’m sad
@@yothatscool4569 I'm even sadder
@@sorry7166 I'm the saddest
Im the sadderest
@@bassb0i177 im miserable
“I don’t have any money, I mean...”
*K A B O O M X 1 0*
Stonks
Suicide 100
Teruteru The Rice Cooker *A R V I L L A V I N G E*
"An explosion sent me flying"
Michael Bay: My language
5:01
"I hate life, I hate living, I hate everything about it, I hate bats"
People in 2020 felt that
...Obligatory comment about how the whole “bats caused COVID” thing was a baseless myth that people latched onto when looking for answers.
Bats don’t deserve to be demonized. They kill pests, and spread crops, and so much more.
@@Glory2Snowstar 🦇
@@Glory2Snowstar
He was talking about video game bats, homeboy. Bats from video games are almost always annoying bastards who make your life a living hell
I'm sure people like bats very much, they aren't demonized, don't worry lol
@@djdragondrawer9339 Ah I gotchu
Sorry if I came off as aggressive, bats have been getting lots of negative press this year and they're my favorite animal, so I'm more cutthroat about the topic than usual
I've personally never found them annoying but maybe I'm just biased considering I use a Crobat every time I play a Pokemon game, they do admittedly look hard to manage here in Spelunky though
One year anniversary of spelunky content
11:17 the spelunky experience
>i feel safe
>*fucken dies*
Finally something to smile about today! Thanks for the great content
"I have no idea what's going on."
Me too. But this is the type of content I signed up for.
"oh i don't have *any* money"
me after buying every game nintendo gives me:
You poor soul.
Nintendo: this guy provided our stonks
Me when I just get paid. Life Sucks.
"i dont have any money"
*is female character*
*looks away from shopkeep and crouches*
i dont like where this is going
meet the 13 year old
Bruh
Fun fact that could be useful: when the ghost splits despite the happy one being fast it doesn’t try to directly kill you but rather it will circle you if you stand still, the sad one is slower and will try to directly kill you, then if it splits into 4 they all have different behaviour, the angry one is the slowes and will try to kill you directly, it can be baited easily, the happy one will actually stay back and won’t try to kill you at all, the o/pog face ghost will just circle you if you stand still, but the sad one is the one you NEED to watch out for as it is the fastest and will try to kill you at all costs
Hey what happened to all the Spelunky 2 content we were promised?
Hey guys. Just wanted to say that i finnaly made it to the "Ocean" in Spelunky 2 and Alpharad still hasn't uploaded another Spelunky 2 video
nice work
Do you mean Tide Pool, Sunken City or Cosmic Ocean
@@ethanmacleod1721 cosmic ocean
@@jimkas3606 cool, I’ve never been there myself but have watched my brother a few times. Congratulations
I downloaded the game and got to 7-99 before he released another spelunky video
This man recorded himself making a WHOLE NEW ACCOUNT for spelunky, Just to make 2 episodes.
Like bro, can we have the onslaught oe spelunky content?
But, for real this time.
"Did you want another Spelunky 2 video? I couldn't tell. :)"
we want more
"There's gonna be more Spelunk 2 content on this channel."
*Posts 2 videos and never mentions the game on TH-cam.*
C’mon. It’s been three weeks. I know we wait two months for each Galaxy episode, but please.
It's been 2 months
make it 4
@@sukaisage can we get an F for the series
@@acejoker1477 ffffffffffff
Can we get an F for every Alpharad series?
Drinking Game:
Take a shot every time Alpharad has false hope
Mr. Rad said in one of his streams that he will be making little to no videos on this game, reasons I don't remember. This stream was around after this video.
Pro strat: kill yang at the first opportunity. You can cook a bomb above him if the terrain allows it. You can also throw a rope up at his torch and then at his face. (Make sure you press your body onto his wall) climb up to the torch and let him throw himself into your feet. You can also cook the guaranteed turkeys on the level, and don’t forget to raid his treasure. You only want him if you want to keep your hands clean from blood while raiding the black market. However, he probably won’t last, and there’s a very high chance a backpack could go off
Just a couple of tips: You can pick up the turkey if you crawl then climb the ladder with turkey in hand, and there should be a button you can hold to walk. That automatically makes it so you don't jump into a spike trap when climbing over a ledge with a spike trap.
What we learned today?
It's still Spelunky, never have hope.
Alpha, it’s time. They added him.
Who else came back here wondering where's the next Spelunking video?
Me.
me
JETPACK! Everyone's reaction when they see it. When he finds a jetpack "ok that's new"
If you bring the udjat through to volcana you can use the drill and get to vlads castle easier
Also I have decided that for me the hired hands are named Brian, for two reasons:
1
On my first run, they absolutely destroyed me be knocking me into quilback of 1-4
2
Brian just kinda sounds like a name for someone who ruins everything
yeah they ruins EVERYTHING
I wish he remembered to do spelunky 2. im actually in tears man he is my favorite person to watch but this game swear to god i need more of it
he's just funny as hell
Im still waitin‘ for more Spelunky 2 videos
@@RndmGuy98 Same here
We not gettin anymore Spelunky 2...?
"I hate life, I hate living, I hate everything about it, I HATE BATS!"- Alpha 2020
I completed the entry journal after months of playing this game, still no 3rd video
"It's safe enough.."
Rock Dog: "Are you sure about that?"
I’m still prepared for that onslaught of Spelunky content
Whenever the camera zooms in on you I get anxiety because I can't scan the level for dart traps. I may have Spulunky PTSD.
Sakurai: Alpharad, it's time for you to make funny content on the new Smash Character
Alpharad: *YES SAKURAI*
I get sad every time I remember the line "Are you ready for an onslaught of Spelunkey 2 content?
It's been 9 months Alpharad
What happened to the onslaught Alpharad
What happened to the onslaught Alpharad?
He's still salty about this: 12:02
Finally, i've wanted more of this content so badly
Almost a Year later: *Still waiting for a 3rd Video*
We need more spelunky
Five seconds in and he's already showing that he's learned nothing.
I just want more spelunky 2 videos
robot:drinks oil
this is fine
The helper doesn’t just look like a Greg, but specifically a “Graig.”
so much spelunky content... yaaaaaaaaaaaay
After this video was released, Alpharad 'showcased' Spelunky 2 as much as Warner Bros. Games 'showcased' LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga since Gamescom 2020.
The intro in a nutshell: *Did somebody say boom?*
I wonder why he never has bombs when he gets to Olmec 🤔11:37
Jacob, You should do a charity event with Spelunky 2:
You and a group of others compete to beat Olmec and Loser donate to the charity of the winners choice.
You could have Donation goals where the tiers unlock access to use the checkpoint system. If no one beats Olmec by a set time you could have a forfeit where it's either who got the furthest is declared the winner, or everyone is declared the loser and everyone donates.
12:12 you say no, but you did
Please make a third video
One more cup of pain and blood from spelunky 2 pls
Give me more spunky 2
I love that the robot’s stunned animation is the buffering wheel
i want more spelunky content so bad, my favourite series is your old spelunky content with styles and jome
day 343 of asking alpharad to play spelunky 2
I thought he was going to play more :(
He's still salty about this: 12:02
I'm where's the spelunky 2 contenr
Some spelunky tips are to throw all of the pots, to bomb the turkeys for food, and to use Greg to hold extra items
I will provide some tips and tricks:
1. When fighting Olmec, just go left to right and have him smash the ground
2. You can deactivate bear traps by whipping them