Goodbye, reptiles. HELLO COOKING!

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  • @GoHerping
    @GoHerping  2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Recorded by instagram.com/cantriparts

    • @CosmicRoseLily
      @CosmicRoseLily 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i love ur vids! i cant wait to see more unboxing ones!

    • @pimplyface64
      @pimplyface64 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you make or grow your own pet food? Please make a video on this subject.

    • @GoHerping
      @GoHerping  2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ​@@pimplyface64 Last year I grew about half of the veggies for them. I'll be recording this season more, in the next couple weeks to start off. the first part was posted january th-cam.com/video/SOhULotNTI4/w-d-xo.html

    • @_purge9488
      @_purge9488 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GoHerping If I wasn’t already subscribed, you definitely earned it with the Jurassic park socks

    • @reptilevibes6905
      @reptilevibes6905 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GoHerping your girlfriend likes crystal mage magic 🥴🤒😷👿👻💩🤡👽👽👽👽👽☠️💀🎃🤖👾

  • @nikninja2233
    @nikninja2233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    The fact that you're responsible for the well being of dozens and dozens of living beings worries me on a level I didn't think was possible.

  • @dangernoodle3441
    @dangernoodle3441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    As a cooking student and enthusiast this caused me physical pain to watch, but was entertaining nonetheless.

    • @FrozenDozer
      @FrozenDozer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      As neither a cooking student nor a cook, this caused me physical pain as well.

    • @DiscoMood
      @DiscoMood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All I can say to this is "WOW".

    • @ZakuJBRacing
      @ZakuJBRacing 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can agree with you buddy lol

  • @amandashulski783
    @amandashulski783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    I was inspired to get a corn snake because of you. His name is Habanero. We’ve come full circle.

  • @zombi6751
    @zombi6751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    watching an adult man with his own house and his own business struggle so utterly at making a simple meal is absolutely hilarious.

  • @lizzarddropping6839
    @lizzarddropping6839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    We need more vids like these

    • @GoHerping
      @GoHerping  2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      i can do that

    • @apss5736
      @apss5736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Indeed we do

    • @alyssa09485
      @alyssa09485 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I definitely need more videos like these to validate the fact that I also can't cook

    • @Liyahhbabyyy
      @Liyahhbabyyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GoHerping nop u cant

    • @rainlily56
      @rainlily56 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GoHerping Please, do you want to get roasted every day?
      Go ahead then. I won't complain this was hilarious.

  • @farfrompleasant
    @farfrompleasant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I thought my soul left my body the moment he threw the whole plate in that sink but I don’t know how Alex managed to snuff out my life multiple times in one video… man’s ultra chaotic in the kitchen 😭

    • @annabellerose678
      @annabellerose678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      a part of me died seeing him pour beans out of a plastic bag

    • @farfrompleasant
      @farfrompleasant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@annabellerose678 right! And he was so giddy about his bean bag 😭

  • @nikninja2233
    @nikninja2233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    It seems you forgot the most important part of cooking... actually being able to.

  • @incognito602
    @incognito602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Clearly your gf is a goof chef, because I can't imagine not knowing how to chop an onion yet owning (and using) a knife sharpener lol

    • @j_me
      @j_me 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think that was actually a honing steel which keeps the blade straight, instead of sharpening it

    • @ClassicalPianoisMyJam
      @ClassicalPianoisMyJam 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@j_me a little bit of both

    • @ClassicalPianoisMyJam
      @ClassicalPianoisMyJam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      To be fair he wasn’t using that correct either

    • @angelab904
      @angelab904 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ClassicalPianoisMyJam haha 😂 😂 😂

    • @oopsallbugs
      @oopsallbugs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@j_me that's honestly a weirder thing to own unless you use knives a decent amount

  • @JRAD897
    @JRAD897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    This man started like 12 youtube channels, his own business, takes care of many creatures (some with pretty difficult care) and yet somehow this was his first time cooking meat ahahah! Also Alex you deserve to go to prison for the way you cut the onion for the guac. Please make some more cooking videos ahahah

  • @dodo_druid_dude8779
    @dodo_druid_dude8779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    The live reaction to his chaos is really funny for whatever reason

  • @mh56487
    @mh56487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    How did this man survive his whole life when his girl wasnt cooking for him

  • @imnotagamer22
    @imnotagamer22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    All jokes and buisness aside; y’all seem to have genuine passionate fun with each other, and this right here is what young couples are lacking. Having messy fun in the kitchen, it’s the little things

    • @gnoomlord
      @gnoomlord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      messy fun in the kitchen with eating wapamole

    • @hughman9975
      @hughman9975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I mean lots of couples are missing this young or old, and also plenty aren't. I don't think it's a 'young people' thing particularly not having fun together haha

  • @destiguess
    @destiguess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    i thought the title said “Goodbye GoHerping” i was boutta cry

    • @rod8366
      @rod8366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me to

  • @ellethecryptid
    @ellethecryptid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Would love to see pt. 2, cleaning the kitchen with Alex

  • @Ali-je7tt
    @Ali-je7tt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Legend says they're still cleaning the mess to this day

  • @fourthcalamity7491
    @fourthcalamity7491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I can tell this was the first time he was ever using the stove. He relies on the microwave like if it’s a god

  • @summernorth2727
    @summernorth2727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love how Alex is just getting yelled at this entire video 😂

  • @charamia9402
    @charamia9402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I have no words to describe what I've just seen. 10/10 would watch again.

  • @sabriguzman
    @sabriguzman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The second you put that frozen af corn in that 99% cooked beef- I knew it was over lol

  • @mr.cuddlessentme9702
    @mr.cuddlessentme9702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Next is turtle soup featuring all the red eared sliders

  • @ay-dionne
    @ay-dionne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Its like watching my level 1 cooking skill sim try to cook, complete with earwax flavors

  • @Julaeable
    @Julaeable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My partner *somehow* turned 30 years old with this type of cooking before we got together.
    9 painful years of teaching him how to cook ... And now I just have taken over the kitchen completely. 😂😂😂

  • @FortunePayback
    @FortunePayback 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As someone who has been trained by a chef...all i'm gonna say is that we all start somewhere.

  • @betsybabf748
    @betsybabf748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    When I first married, my husband attempted to cook me dinner. Pasta, with jarred sauce & forgot to drain the pasta before dumping in the sauce...inedible soup. I decided cooking wasn't his thing & no matter how busy or sick, I never let him cook dinner until 15 yrs later when on bedrest expecting twins. He was actually good in the kitchen. When his friend came to meet our twins I shared how good he was in the kitchen, and that's when the friend laughed, saying "Remember when that old guy told us when we were both getting married to mess up pasta by not draining it, and she'll never let you cook again." 😧My husband burst out laughing, saying, "I never thought you'd fall for it but when you did, I just went with it so I didn't have to cook." That is what I'm thinking about as you cook.

    • @dilaisy_loone2846
      @dilaisy_loone2846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That is super funny and evil 😂

    • @tf7602
      @tf7602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Shit, that kind of betrayal would seriously make me doubt the character of the other person. Like, he let you cook even when you felt like shit and the ONLY reason he would drop the charade for was bedrest on doctors orders??? Does he even like you? Wow. He never ONCE took over cooking when you were sick? Just so that he could continue the lie?
      Sorry to doubt the character of your hubby, but you didnt paint him in the best light.

    • @anonymixx8106
      @anonymixx8106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      That's like... Actually enough to make me divorce someone. How many years did he consciously and intentionally manipulate you again, in order to use you in the relationship in an unbalanced way? Freaking yikes. People thinking this is cute or redeemable is why children grow up to act like this lmao

    • @1jazzyphae
      @1jazzyphae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow....thats a jerk move but a smart one

    • @user-dy1my7dw2l
      @user-dy1my7dw2l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      taking advantage of your partner isn't funny or cute 😐

  • @gravebabe3370
    @gravebabe3370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We all need to collectively thank Alice for keeping our boy alive.

  • @soulmk7923
    @soulmk7923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve been on disability due to heart issues which means I’m locked downed to only being at home. Watched every single on of your videos with full interest within 4-5 days. Definitely helping me though the mess! Thank you!

  • @catpoke9557
    @catpoke9557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *Sees the meat turning brown due to getting cooked*
    "It's burning!!"
    He'd love Cooking with Jack

  • @JRAD897
    @JRAD897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I've cooked eggs that's meat" - Alex 2022, 9:40

  • @saga2964
    @saga2964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This is the ONLY cooking show I'd watch!

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "I am sick and tired of millennials acting like they can fix the entire world"
    Me, a millennial: 👁👄👁

    • @ericanewcomb2643
      @ericanewcomb2643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's okay Mr Herping had to eat his words, literally lol

  • @popfrog2546
    @popfrog2546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Never thought id see this video but here we are

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Gordon Ramsay's shaking and crying at the sight of your perfect cooking...
    Fun fact: Habanero is named after the capital of Cuba, Havana (or in Spanish, La Habana; hence Habanero as something from La Habana) because it was seen in trading. Though they actually originate from the Amazon and Cuban cuisine traditionally doesn't have chilies unlike Mexican cuisine. *The more you know*

  • @fishdakid895
    @fishdakid895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I found this channel to learn more about reptiles but now I’ll watch anything from Alex that he posts

  • @Fp15386
    @Fp15386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I saw the tittle, I miss understood it and thought you were saying goodbye reptiles I'm cooking as in you were cooking the reptiles.

  • @crjlife_9082
    @crjlife_9082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Today on kitchen nightmares. Gordon must take on his biggest challenge yet. Turning this herp into a hero.

  • @hotaruasmaria7504
    @hotaruasmaria7504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Her restraint is phenomenal. Bless heart heart. Also that whole kitchen is beautiful.

  • @TheGong00zler
    @TheGong00zler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like how the title & thumbnail imply that Alex cooked the reptiles we’re saying bye to😂

  • @chargerscharger
    @chargerscharger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this man could post a video of him watching paint dry and i would still watch the entire thing and enjoy it

  • @rooshavinga2951
    @rooshavinga2951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is hilarious! Please keep cooking and sharing it with us

  • @JameGoFast27
    @JameGoFast27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “They feel like someone came on it”

  • @SurrealKeenan
    @SurrealKeenan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If you follow these instructions, you too can somehow manage to burn taco shells in a microwave!

  • @morganmay1516
    @morganmay1516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Would love to see you and your gf do more videos together if she is ok with it. Love the back and fourth between you two!

  • @ClassicalPianoisMyJam
    @ClassicalPianoisMyJam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Maybe, Alex, you should consider prepping and opening all your ingredients before hand?
    “I’ve cooked eggs that’s meat” this whole video is full of gems it feels like a compilation video and not something GoHerping actually posted

  • @diamondl1326
    @diamondl1326 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve never seen someone try so hard and not at all at the same time

  • @Nazoirr
    @Nazoirr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Alex putting his fingers in his ear, reminds me of the Sims

  • @AFlipsideJourney
    @AFlipsideJourney 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First of all, I love all this chaos. Second please make more of them, would really love to see you test out microwave mug meals.

  • @sarahalzana916
    @sarahalzana916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This reminds me of me teaching my husband how i cook things lol so wholesome

  • @raebiis8821
    @raebiis8821 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex in reptile videos: educated and sarcastic
    Alex in cooking videos: giving off bottom energy while girlfriend holds his hand through the cooking process like a mother

  • @vennnguyen5689
    @vennnguyen5689 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yaaaassss cooking series!!!! I havent finished watching the video yet but i love watching non chef youtubers cook. Its just refreshing and i hope you do more in the future.

    • @vennnguyen5689
      @vennnguyen5689 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay i finished the video and i gotta say. That was a lot more chaotic than i thought which makes it even more endearing. i still look foward to more cooking videos!

  • @MrFisher150421
    @MrFisher150421 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    If I hadn't seen what date this was posted, I genuinely would have thought that this was an April Fool's video.

  • @jazzmen0-0
    @jazzmen0-0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’m just impressed there’s beans and vegetables involved lol

  • @milkshake2659
    @milkshake2659 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ✨boy dinner✨

  • @teaganhabicht4381
    @teaganhabicht4381 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    please more cooking content this is gold

  • @perlamedrano3637
    @perlamedrano3637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I've never been so angry at a cooking video before. It's so infuriating 😭😭😭

  • @scrunt62
    @scrunt62 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is an unprecedented crisis. i do all the cooking for my boyfriend too, i thought i had it bad but cutting an onion on the counter 2 inches behind the cutting board, where it is harder to reach, is breaking new ground. idek why u did that. youre innovating new ways to be bad in the kitchen.
    to your gf: stay strong sis i hope it gets better soon
    but seriously this was a super funny video, i loved it!!! would totally love to see more random lighthearted things like this, including more cooking [if u can call it that] vids :)

  • @ITSLD69
    @ITSLD69 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Reminds me of how to basic cooking videos, except his looked better.

  • @pagen486
    @pagen486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was chaotic and painful to watch. Please continue making these videos

  • @aleesap.1451
    @aleesap.1451 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like this! I really hope to see even more videos where you’re just having fun and posting whatever content you want like this.

  • @Shaee
    @Shaee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of my favourite videos you’ve posted 😂 I love watching you exist

  • @MrsShinneri
    @MrsShinneri 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not why I originally started following this channel, but an awesome addition!!

  • @kunei1996
    @kunei1996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    And I thought my husband leaves a mess after cooking. But this... This scares me

  • @uicornpoorainbows
    @uicornpoorainbows 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would definitely watch more of these videos.

  • @MegaMattmagic
    @MegaMattmagic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm down for more videos like this!

  • @crystalfranklin2583
    @crystalfranklin2583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I know whose house I'm NOT going to for dinner. 😂😂😂 This was hilarious though. I'm surprised your girlfriend didn't just chase you out of the kitchen with a broom, rolling pin or frying pan.. I probably would have. 😂😂

  • @emmyneumann7989
    @emmyneumann7989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    does anyone remember when he put live crickets in his blender?
    this is definitely an upgrade lol, looking forward to more vids

  • @Alexx38294
    @Alexx38294 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please do more of these videos

  • @apss5736
    @apss5736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    What a coincidence lol. I've became obsessed with cooking recently

  • @wrigleyandaiden9296
    @wrigleyandaiden9296 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for making these fun videos

  • @gavinholland324
    @gavinholland324 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I came to this channel to watch a leopard gecko care guide, instead I find myself watching a cooking video of how to microwave a hard shell taco.

  • @frogcracker7476
    @frogcracker7476 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pls make more of these I beg of you

  • @junebug0000
    @junebug0000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Well I'm excited to see where the cooking journey goes lmao

  • @stephsgotlife
    @stephsgotlife 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    If we thought you were chaotic in unboxing videos... we were all wrong... THIS is pure chaos

  • @jacqueline9031
    @jacqueline9031 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i thoroughly enjoyed this and want more

  • @erisdar
    @erisdar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love cooking videos like this. Finally normal ingredients, basic utensils and THE MESS.
    I know it's not the best (well he isn't a chef) but I just hate videos with titles like "3 everyday meals" and then it's everything but cheap and easy.

  • @TheDeer.
    @TheDeer. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am very happy to see this video because cooking and reptiles are two of my hobbies

  • @kumospider8
    @kumospider8 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this was so funny please make more of these!!

  • @sauropsida7338
    @sauropsida7338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This brought me immense joy!

  • @imjustdewi7098
    @imjustdewi7098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Alex: What did I do wrong?
    Everything, darling. But aside from that, the video was super entertaining and I loved that you kept going when you burned everything. Keep it up! I am all for more videos like this!

  • @oHalloweenie
    @oHalloweenie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You're not alone, it's just as chaotic when I cook, which is why I don't do it 😂

  • @apss5736
    @apss5736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's missing 2 vital ingredients. Breaded dragon and crusted gecko

  • @heyimashley5921
    @heyimashley5921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this I would want to see more cooking

  • @idk_what_my_channel_name_s5864
    @idk_what_my_channel_name_s5864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah yes, the 4 missing ingredients:
    -love
    -compassion
    -urine

  • @ManUtd57920
    @ManUtd57920 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cooking with GoHerping, it has a good ring to it, keep uploading these video’s bro 😎

  • @belladonna131
    @belladonna131 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was funny. Two pieces of advice. 1) I think the oil in taco shells burn at a low temperature. My sister set taco shells on fire and I saw flames shooting out of the oven when she grabbed the flaming tray of shells and threw them in the snow! They were completely black! We ended up cleaning the oven. 2) Drain your meat in a jar when it cools a bit. It's the grease that makes it soggy/wet. Do not put it down the drain because it solidifies like it does in your arteries and CAN cause problems later. It's best to pour it in a jar and throw the jar away in the trash can. I think it can get stinky. Bacon grease is saved for later use to ENHANCE FLAVOR FOR FUTURE DISHES, (like the eggs from your chickens) so save that! That ones gets saved in a jar and NOT thrown away, unless you never intend to use it. Never put grease in the drain. Oh, and a last one, no potato peels in the garbage disposal. The starch clogs the disposal and breaks it. I read it and it happened to me. Don't understand it, but the disposal is a veggie blender, but not for potato peels apparently. Loved your video. .❤❤❤.

  • @dyspterisabortivaria2803
    @dyspterisabortivaria2803 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well...there's a lot to learn, keep going!

  • @schatorzin2958
    @schatorzin2958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I feel less insecure about my cooking skills now lol

  • @alexanderwiles2003
    @alexanderwiles2003 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    aye diversification to prevent youtube being overly tied to emerald scales ayee

  • @atlas9716
    @atlas9716 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    you have such a nice kitchen!!!

  • @BANANAMONKE-E
    @BANANAMONKE-E 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I cut potato's for mashed potato's on thanksgiving and it takes an hour to peel and slice a couple of potato's
    but takes me a few minutes to peel and slice an apple
    lets my sister cook muffins she adds to much water so they come out watery

  • @jasonhill9088
    @jasonhill9088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You give Bean Bags a new meaning! 🤪

  • @midnightlondon3439
    @midnightlondon3439 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The thumbnail is just priceless! I love your channel so much 🤣

  • @griffinadrian2543
    @griffinadrian2543 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    How could you make me so hungry and yet make me never want to eat again

  • @luzid_izc3687
    @luzid_izc3687 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes

  • @beannaeb462
    @beannaeb462 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the description for this video 😂 also I've never been into these kinds of videos till I started watching you

  • @Eleanore.Rigbyy
    @Eleanore.Rigbyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is more chaotic than an unboxing video and I had no idea that was possible. Your life must be so stressful 😂

  • @katfish9868
    @katfish9868 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg this was great, please do more 🤣 My friend can't be in the kitchen with me when I cook. This video is VERY relatable lol.

  • @damahofa
    @damahofa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The patience she has is admirable. What a saint. This video raised my blood pressure. 😂

  • @elianwolfert3879
    @elianwolfert3879 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I started working in a kitchen recently and I felt so insecure but this video is really boosting my self-confidence. Thank you. 😂😂😂

  • @gatokawaii3996
    @gatokawaii3996 2 ปีที่แล้ว

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