tbf, a few of the people who left did so because they were in drama. besides the main thing making it lackluster is the repetitive dramatic story. the i only watched lifesteal through rekrap for the reason that it is more honest and doesnt take itself as serious, cause, i mean its minecraft lets be fair.
It's a shame he didn't mention Branzy's murder carnival in season 5, considering the winner is gonna get like 100 hearts i feel like its sorta relevant
Dude I was gonna make an oversimplified lifesteal video as my first video lol! (I still am) With even more events since there are some extras I would’ve added
now at season 5 of lifesteal minetech got betrayed by clown and pmc weembu is now president they pay everyone 500 to 1000 dollor to become president and now weembu is unkillable. lifesteal season 5 ending in couple of days waiting to see how minute tech pull of. in middle of stream parrot join the vc with minute and convinve him for vengence. BTW vitalasy also uploaded his final video and the ending conversation with jumperwho make him amd me cry
@@SakuraBlossom9107 on stream man minute and all chat knew he got betrayed by pmc because wemmbu give money to leo and clown to vote her instead of minute. jumper pentar and spepticle was not doing that also for planet lord i knew he get money and vote him out but planet is in college he has to get that 1k it means a lot to him
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Just saying clown and Leo betrayed minute so wemmbu is now god (server is going into hardcore and wemmbu is immortal.)
is it cracked
k
in leowooks lifesteal movie, he revealed the real reason they made the cleansers was just for power, the reset hearts was an excuse
“Team Chaos, consisting of Lifesteal’s most elite players”
Cough*BRANZY*Cough
elite clown support
He is elite at dying
ashswag...
Bro actually just forgor that subz repaired all of spawn and left season 5
real
@@youyou123stalker
@@znakepoison ?
@@yahyauzair-lp7ri it's just a joke don't worry lol,I know youyou
He is back on season 6 and vitalasy came back for 33 hours
The clown branzy parkour thing killed 4 people , vitalasy, leowook, princezam and spepticle
Not mentioning Branzy when talking about the Fun House???
"oversimplified"
@@retiredaccAAA Not an excuse to avoid crediting his work, he built the funhouse. The only mention he even needed was three words.
@@FireflyOnyx ok
Lifesteal S5 ended Mapic uploaded a vid an hour ago which shows every member getting banned and season completely ending
Him: And rekrap said would say his final goodbye from lifesteal for good this time
Me: Not anymore ;)
Lifesteal's lore and allegiances/factions post season 2 are about as complicated as a Turkish soap opera, and that's putting it lightly.
Almost accidentally ended my edge streak when I saw a new Janke upload
W mans
holy that was so unfunny
Same
@@Zerrariandawg ur banner is an Obama pyramid
@@Goofy_goobster your name is goofy goobster you cant be talking lil bro
Man You are the best.... I Needed thi video so much.... Thanks man... Keep It up You are the best
Ah yes rekrap said his final goodbye to lifesteal for good, totally didn’t join the next season, totally
season 2 was my favourite season, i think mainly because i have a clownpierce bias lmao
Season 6 is my favorite season mostly because i have a planetlord bias
@@BGwxlf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I liked the whole void apocalypse thing it was fun to watch
@@BGwxlf wait there have been 6 seasons????? I swear season 3 ended like yesterday.
@@Adi-mk2lq 5 mb i meant 5
Technically the peace thing wasnt a poggies trap as they didnt know spoke was gonna log on
thats what i was gonna say
it was, pretty sure parrot said it in a vid once
And thats where the server is currently at.
Then season 6 happened. WEEEEEEEEEEE
I think Pangi was also in cleansers he was going to spawn kill clown but switched positions with spoke
I needed this, what else am I gonna eat my lunch to
Finallly someone did it thank you
People who remember the time princezam saved lifesteal smp
true!
Didn’t spepticle die to the circus trap as well
yes he did branzy killed him
Ooooooo this was a grat video loved it
oh, mom!! janke uploaded!!
tbf, a few of the people who left did so because they were in drama. besides the main thing making it lackluster is the repetitive dramatic story. the i only watched lifesteal through rekrap for the reason that it is more honest and doesnt take itself as serious, cause, i mean its minecraft lets be fair.
Guys wake up itsJanke uploaded
This man is so underrated
Season 3 was Prime Life steal but season 6 is close but it hasn’t ended yet
Spoke spawning the withers wasn’t to kill clown I don’t think. Parrot just thought the server was to peaceful
I Actually Found Parrot Which Exactly Months Before He Created Lifesteal SMP
I died on life steal too early...
storytelling go brrr
On god bro can't go a day without talking about life steal smp like omg stop milking lmfao
Here before this gets viral
the first 10 sec of the video are the exact as
mcbyt(idk if i typed it right
mcbyt dream smp oversimplified
S2 and s3 where the best
okay janke
SALUTE TO VITALISY
Yoooooo w video
guess what rek is back
OK I thought I was updated on LIfesteal but since when DID THEY ADD GUNS AND THE AETHER ALSO WTF CAPTAINSPARKELZ?!
Season 5 was my favorite a lot of goofy stuff happens
aether lifesteal pog
this is a copyright violation im gonna get oversimplified to sue you. just kidding guys
yipee
w vid
Bro actually Branzy In Season 5 belongs to The Kids in The Corner Not PMC
He’s in both
nice
bruh u didnt give roshambo credit for nothing like what
Great video 🔥
ty thats very usefull
subbed :)
Bro is miling lifesteal
It's a shame he didn't mention Branzy's murder carnival in season 5, considering the winner is gonna get like 100 hearts i feel like its sorta relevant
It hadn’t happened yet when he made this I guess
Nani
W upload
also like half the players were banned cause the server was set to hardcore
Cracked vid
Dude I was gonna make an oversimplified lifesteal video as my first video lol! (I still am)
With even more events since there are some extras I would’ve added
self promo
@@HolyNamed no I just found it funny but whatever you do you I guess idc
Vitalasy :(
Thanks janke
holy flip
This is too complex lore
25th 😂
W video
Video was mid, I feel like you oversimplified it
verified checkmark i must bully this commenter
bro is copying OverSimplified
man shut up the word “oversimplified” is not a registered trademark
Sponker
now at season 5 of lifesteal minetech got betrayed by clown and pmc weembu is now president they pay everyone 500 to 1000 dollor to become president and now weembu is unkillable. lifesteal season 5 ending in couple of days waiting to see how minute tech pull of. in middle of stream parrot join the vc with minute and convinve him for vengence. BTW vitalasy also uploaded his final video and the ending conversation with jumperwho make him amd me cry
Since when did clown betray minute?
@@SakuraBlossom9107 on stream man minute and all chat knew he got betrayed by pmc because wemmbu give money to leo and clown to vote her instead of minute.
jumper pentar and spepticle was not doing that also for planet lord i knew he get money and vote him out but planet is in college he has to get that 1k it means a lot to him
what? wemmbu wasn't a candidate at the first place?
@@versilver weembu won the reelection man
@@Lifechanging_quotes_her? wemmbu is a guy
you didnt mention rekrap not being trapped once
Janke you should join s6,You are a great story teller
lifesteal fall off i swear S3 ended like a week ago. plus s2/s3 were best seasons imo
as someone who is a reddoons viewer, thanks for the season 5 recap (he posts once in a blue moon)
He also did like nothing on season 5 and after watching his last stream it really looks like he regrets it
13th comment
Bro didn’t watch any perspective except clowns. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
120 views in 15 minutes, janke fell off
nice