Horseman 1: Do you think the stars are guiding us to victory? Horseman 2: Yes, but don't you think the stars are too bright today? Horseman 1: I think the stars are heading toward us
Wow really damn lucky, almost trampled by a horse, being shot at by thousands of arrows and only being hit twice and live. He has the endurance of gods!
unrealsimon93 We're the children of Skyrim, And we fight all our lives, And when Sovngarde beckons, Every one of us dies. By the way, I'm not the High King... I'm Ulfric Ruthgardsson. Erm... different guy. NO PAPARAZZI, PLEASE!
And the 1 roman escaped to the campaign map, and in the next turn, manages to hire 6000 mercenaries, because the AI has found a general out of nowhere, in the middle of your territory, with a full bodyguard unit to lead this 1 roman.
***** Another thing that pisses me off is the campaign AI and how it has no regard for its own territories. When it sees that you are about to attack a settlement, it bypasses your army to attack an undefended settlement instead of attempting to defend their homeland. Every faction does it and when AI fights another AI they end up chasing each other from one end of the map to the other exchanging countless settlements like worthless trash without being able to destroy main armies.
Andrew Cline well i may sound like a smartass. but the archers in that time in a army unit did not train to accurate hit targets , they were trained on how fast they could spew arrows and how to follow commands of a officer like 3 c north 30C up
Andrew Cline yes but realisticly . infentery and cav is the big killerpart, archers are more like a morale killer, but can still kill ppl just as well. and the cav is the cleanup crew.
I love to see awesome total war videos but you sir...you are the king of them. Never have I seen such incredible epicness emanate from a video....this is FUCKING AWESOME
Meanwhile in the frontlines Max-You hear that? George-Nope Max-should we check? George-nah Max- wait, whats that? George-WHAT THE F**K Max-RUN GEORGE RU- *dead*
He returned seven years later... With an undead legion at his side. Rumor has it that he and the undead legion butchered the 5000 archers along with 10,000 tribesmen and warriors from other tribes.
joshua41175 Nope, never read the series, just have a great love for the history of China and felt it appropriate to make that comment. I have read the first 2 books of the Percy Jackson series, though.
Generals looking on idly at the ambush they marched their soldiers into: "What a bunch of idiots" 3 Soldiers in the woods: *screaming in horror while literally being disintegrated by thousands and thousands of burning arrows*
That final Hastati... he was freaking awesome. Last Roman left, shot in the back with multiple flaming arrows, completely outnumbered, still made it out.... I hope...
Niels "The word will spread, that I, Marcus of Arretium, escaped 5000 archers on this land called Montraix. They will now face the force of 20000 free romans"
That lucky bastard. He gets two lite arrows in the back whilst running from a storm of arrows and escapes with his life. We salute you unnamed AI. You will live on as the guy who ran like a boss.
Orion Barb altar At first I was afraid and he was petrified kept thinking he could never make it to the red line but then I watched so many minutes seeing how he proved me wrong And I grew strong And I learned how to get along...
When I first saw the fireballs go down the hill I was like, "aww man he totally missed he must have remade the video and fixed it or something." Nope, you used the nice road and gravity to keep the momentum going and kill all those guys. Also where is the testudo!?!?
You should make a video where the surviving Roman brings news of his Legions destruction so the Roman Emperor sends an even more powerful army to avenge the slaughtered Legion and the Romans win :D
these bows are like machine guns! and they have infinite arrows spawning from who knows where! the whole group shoots so accurately and in such harmony it's almost as if they were computers! =]
Horseman 1: Do you think the stars are guiding us to victory?
Horseman 2: Yes, but don't you think the stars are too bright today?
Horseman 1: I think the stars are heading toward us
Soldiers in the back: Ahhhhhhh!!! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!
General and bodyguards: Shhhh....Shhhhh...
BiohazardCrow "I think I heard something"
BiohazardCrow "Scipio! Do you hear that?"
"No, sir, I don't."
"Funny... I swear I can hear men screaming in pain behind me..."
02:06 they still don't know... -_-
The hastati succeeded in their mission, waste the missile units ammo! Now send in the principes!
+I Blame Labour "A horn blasts from the East, the sweating Roman looks up and cries, my god, The principes are here.."
***** made it up. ;3
+Some Delicious Crisp Perfectly Aged Potatoes. U should be a writer.
FlodekNL ty. I might try ;3
*principe units gets wiped out*
IT HAS COME TO THE T R I A R I I
Love it how the last Roman just survives...
a. Getting shot at
b. Almost getting trampled
c. Getting shot at again
d. getting 2 arrows in the back
Simply just not his time
He was a fucking good runner..
Hes time Are you crazy, it was a good time he run SO fast..
My dick
Sounds like a good story for a movie
I don't know why but that one soldier making it out alive made me genuinely happy. I just ended up rooting for the poor sod.
roman rekt those celts bcos that guy told them about ambush, in the next video)))
Awesome Bent the fire cover this wounds ;) just read or learn about medic
3:30. Dude holds a battle cry for a full 11 seconds. That's some lung power.
Rexyf lol.
I did
That last Roman is my hero!
Swordsman3D roman version on how americans think themself
Wow really damn lucky, almost trampled by a horse, being shot at by thousands of arrows and only being hit twice and live. He has the endurance of gods!
+RedWall Skirmisher make sure you watch my sequel 4000 romans vs 6000 celts! :)
+RedWall Skirmisher he's michael fassbender in centurion
+RedWall Skirmisher Those archers went on to become the storm troopers, only two of them weren't accepted.
+Darius P lol
Rakkety Tam later he died to tripping over a rock
THE ENEMY HAS RESEARCHED MG-42s MY LORD!
+Michael Richmond i agree XD
Vov attack on Titan 4x13 xD
GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS!!!!!!!!!
+Dathan Williamson Nice Teutoburg Forest reference. Emperor Augustus wasn't very pleased with Quintillius Varus there.
+Dathan Williamson Nice Teutoburg Forest reference. Emperor Augustus wasn't very pleased with Quintillius Varus there.
+Ulfric Ruthgardsson Down with Ulfric, the killer of kings! On the day of your death we will feast and we will sing!
unrealsimon93 We're the children of Skyrim,
And we fight all our lives,
And when Sovngarde beckons,
Every one of us dies.
By the way, I'm not the High King... I'm Ulfric Ruthgardsson. Erm... different guy. NO PAPARAZZI, PLEASE!
+Ulfric Ruthgardsson I think Quintillius Varus was too dead to care lol
And the 1 roman escaped to the campaign map, and in the next turn, manages to hire 6000 mercenaries, because the AI has found a general out of nowhere, in the middle of your territory, with a full bodyguard unit to lead this 1 roman.
M' Lorde So true.
***** Another thing that pisses me off is the campaign AI and how it has no regard for its own territories. When it sees that you are about to attack a settlement, it bypasses your army to attack an undefended settlement instead of attempting to defend their homeland. Every faction does it and when AI fights another AI they end up chasing each other from one end of the map to the other exchanging countless settlements like worthless trash without being able to destroy main armies.
+M' Lorde gg wp
+M' Lorde his name was spartacus
The bowling and the last roman pretty much made me cry from laughter.
30000 arrows for one man and only two hit him. That is a .000066666666667% accuracy.
Andrew Cline well i may sound like a smartass. but the archers in that time in a army unit did not train to accurate hit targets , they were trained on how fast they could spew arrows and how to follow commands of a officer like 3 c north 30C up
Dennis Henriksson I just thought it was interesting how they shot so many arrows at him and still didn't kill him
Andrew Cline yes but realisticly . infentery and cav is the big killerpart, archers are more like a morale killer, but can still kill ppl just as well. and the cav is the cleanup crew.
+Dennis “GoldenObject” Henriksson really archers don't kill people look up the battle of agincourt
+General noob That is the reason the longbow is so famous, because it could actually do what archers were never expected or meant to do in the past.
After seeing him tank like 2 or 3 arrows and somehow survive I screamed "HERO OF ROME!"
I was cheering so hard for that last Roman. :D
ViolentSleep me 2, he was the chosen one
1:33 The general doesn't even know what's happening behind him lol
Our arrows will blo.. Lighten up the sky!! #totalwarrome2 #rome2 #totalwar
Awesome video man!
I love to see awesome total war videos but you sir...you are the king of them. Never have I seen such incredible epicness emanate from a video....this is FUCKING AWESOME
ohmybreadsticks This really makes me happy :) Glad you watch em!
Haha np man! Keep it up!
***** hey, love the vid, so funny, if i could change anything i would...turn of arrow trails and put on flaming arrows:D
Jesus those fire balls were effective
Matthew Nelson yep those balls were definitely on fire
because they were rolling down hill in a valley with a bunch of people in it
What were they made of?
Meanwhile in the frontlines
Max-You hear that?
George-Nope
Max-should we check?
George-nah
Max- wait, whats that?
George-WHAT THE F**K
Max-RUN GEORGE RU- *dead*
lol yeah
Hahaha lol
1:36 - "shh"
Fred-I think we should-
Bob-Shhh. I'm trying to listen to our friends being killed.
One of the best video fan on Totalwar i see.
Le montage est très bon, et il y a beaucoup d'humour. Love it.
The last Hastati, living to tell the tale, he would get his revenge, or die trying, when he fought the 6000 celts
Rexusa He rather not fight dude to too much fight
He returned seven years later... With an undead legion at his side. Rumor has it that he and the undead legion butchered the 5000 archers along with 10,000 tribesmen and warriors from other tribes.
Random Words I think your in a wrong dimension undead are in warhammer :/
Random Words Damocles? :3
Gamers ForLife :l he's refrenci ng Lord of the rings :/
You deserve 1 million subs with these great videos
benrocks832000 Thanks a million Ben! :)
This stuff is gold, man. I love how you have these smooth pans with the cinematic camera. Beautiful- feels like a movie!
That is the most brutal use of Fireballs I've ever seen.
You know out of what they are made of?
The arrows firing legit sounded like a machine gun.
I like how they're getting crushed by giant rolling balls and showered by arrows and they're all still just walking like nothing is happening
That one man at the end, has one heck of a story to tell if he gets back to Rome. "I survived a horde of demons, with arrows!".
I sometimes think that last guy survived his wounds and made it to Han China. :)
Grant Exploit Unveilment: This is why Marco Polo actually went to China :)
***** could also be a heros of Olympus reference.
joshua41175 Nope, never read the series, just have a great love for the history of China and felt it appropriate to make that comment. I have read the first 2 books of the Percy Jackson series, though.
(Troops dying in the back) Cavalierly: "Shhhhhhhh, Shhhhhhhhh, you hear that?" LMAO HAHA IM DONE!
The last soldier escaped,and just walked, he didn't even die.
Generals looking on idly at the ambush they marched their soldiers into: "What a bunch of idiots"
3 Soldiers in the woods: *screaming in horror while literally being disintegrated by thousands and thousands of burning arrows*
Correct title: Archer bowling.
notbobby125 I think we can call this a strike!
That final Hastati... he was freaking awesome. Last Roman left, shot in the back with multiple flaming arrows, completely outnumbered, still made it out.... I hope...
DrakeMarvell Yep with the flane it cover up wound in pain way
Please make more videos like this. You are awesome!
The sound is amazing. Must have taken so long to get all those takes and angles and still have the sound correct
Doc Riedenschneider you're right on it Doc, took about 20 h to film and about 40 h to edit.
THIS IS AN AWESOME VIDEO!! Samesonite, you have a new follower ;)
simesi1 Welcome aboard! :)
***** b.
Genius that guy will return with a force of 10000 preatorians REVENGE
Niels "The word will spread, that I, Marcus of Arretium, escaped 5000 archers on this land called Montraix. They will now face the force of 20000 free romans"
well done man :) best rome 2 vids out there ...should be on 100 000 subs!
if you had boobs xD
lol too many replies sorry..but where is the location on the map?
I'm wondering why the forest didn't go up in flames from that many fire arrows.
NINJADE The there was no pyshic in the game
0:40 - 1:43 Bowling 2000 years ago
5:36 The Last Romans
Best ambush I have ever seen on Rome2.
That guy at the end was lucky and has a good story to tell
He took like 3 or 4 arrows, one in his head (I think) and STILL made it out.
Hana_No_Shima someone turn this into an anime.
"aye, what a bunch of idiots"
LOLOL
99batran "Who threw dat?"
I threw it!
99batranlel
oblivious general is oblivious
That lucky bastard. He gets two lite arrows in the back whilst running from a storm of arrows and escapes with his life. We salute you unnamed AI. You will live on as the guy who ran like a boss.
He is a Roman solider! He Shall survive!
Orion Barb altar
At first I was afraid and he was petrified
kept thinking he could never make it to the red line
but then I watched so many minutes
seeing how he proved me wrong
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along...
So were the convoy there did not survive
Poor hastati...Those arrows are more devastating than bullets!
When I first saw the fireballs go down the hill I was like, "aww man he totally missed he must have remade the video and fixed it or something." Nope, you used the nice road and gravity to keep the momentum going and kill all those guys. Also where is the testudo!?!?
Holy shit.. I love this channel.
the guy at the end tho XD
someone has to tell the story.
That intro with the flaming balls was literally genius, MY GOD
coming back and to rewatch this nine years since this is posted
OH MY GOD HE MADE IT
The Hastati really did follow orders, they stood there waiting for their commander to give the order "run" which never came
I never heard them say "Man whatta' buncha' idiots"
Derrick Coley Yea I know right! But he didn't really say "Man" though, I cut what he was saying before that out.
***** Oh! Either way, you gotta new subscriber.
Derrick Coley Welcome aboard Derrick :)
***** yep!
Instant subscription. What a talent man! you keep making them, I'll keep watching them!
Paul Andrews Thanks Paul! My next vid will be up this coming week, hang tight!
wow kudos man. That was surprisingly excellent.
All these battles you set up are so epic
dude he took those arrows to the back like a champ, clearly he had the favor of the gods
"stay awake, men! this isn't a break!"...my hero
That was hilarious the banter between the men "bloody idiots" and also prettyu damn horrifying sound effects tbh.
TheGeth Armada Roman cav talking trash -> someone says: sshhh -> Meanwhile boulders smash legionaries -> Generals realises whats going on, and calls out: You fools!
That is one lucky and tough guy keep up the good work sam and pls make more vids
Billy Arthur thanks Billy :) I definitely will
This kicks so much add excellent editing and awesome camera
Thomas Stays Cold Painter kicks so much *Ass FT;FY ;)
Amazing keep on making vids like this should be on 100,000 sub or more
best video ever hahaha that last inmortal man was hilarious!
manuel naranjo vasquez I'm glad you enjoyed it manuel!
I can imagine that last roman pulling a Scipio; survive a gruesome slaughter but lead a stronger force to victory.
looks like that scene at the beginning of dragon age origins, the battle of ostagar
afaultytoaster Just looked it up, pretty cool!
that last roman though...hope he gets promoted
lol wicked video
These guys went to the promethus school of running away from things. :)
Revolution_ but they forgot to learn how to dodge an arrow it seems :)
Of all the places to find a Cinema Sins reference, I would not have expected a RTW video lol
1:45 had me quickly swallow my coffee or i would have drooled it in my lap lol!
That was the most epic last man standing I have ever seen!
The guy at the end went beast mode
This is fucking epic.
The fireballs ( or whatever they're called don't judge me pls ) at first I was like "Oh it missed... HOLYSHIT THATS GENIUS"
Nice videos. I liked very much the last roman. U got me for that man.
that 1 guy at the end hahahaahahahahaha
MrWalalaa "someone give that man a medal"
Give him a cooki
That last guy took those arrows like a boss
Samesonite one guy survived but that's ok I saw and arrow stuck his back and leg but survive is he the king of greeting shot?
You sir have a new subscribed. With this video you won me over, Please if you can make more we love it!
Tainted Heart I'm making them as fast as I can :)
And this is how RYSE SON OF ROME started
The last hastati... The gods have blessed him.
LOL! 1:33
"hey bro, do you hear something?"
"STRIKE !!!"
You should make a video where the surviving Roman brings news of his Legions destruction so the Roman Emperor sends an even more powerful army to avenge the slaughtered Legion and the Romans win :D
Jordy Calvin and that samesonite did 😂😂 love this and the sequel
You have it out for romans don't you and also OH GOD THAT MY FRIEND IS AMBUSH XD
that bowling at the beginning tho
Damn, those boulders messed them up!
To be honest, all Hastati are good for is soaking up arrows.
that was awesome!!! Though I have to admit, I was rooting for the last guy to get away lol
That man got *balls* man what a legend no wonder he be written in history to survive from them attacks
sounds like its just a constant firing from a Gatling gun.
That one guy that makes it
nice shooting guys
That last survivor at the end was Achilles but running away
1st Soldiers in the back : look stones
2nd soldier: it might be a glitch no need to inform it
Hundreds dies
Worst way to die as a roman soldier: getting bowled by a ball of haystack.
these bows are like machine guns! and they have infinite arrows spawning from who knows where! the whole group shoots so accurately and in such harmony it's almost as if they were computers! =]
Poor lonely survivor at the end... Now thats what I call a sticky situation!
keep going you are good!
ProGamer Thanks man!