Love is probably a bigger word than that lady could ever spell. She has to be a plant with that way of thinking.. surely.. hopefully? Please daddy? Edit: seen the rest of the video. As an Aussie it took me a minute, but it seems TDS is a legit thing 😂😂
Who are so rich that even after their career was ruined they were able not to work for years on end and not have to go tot he food kitchen. The oppression is insane.
"I'm leaving the US" Translation: I already owned property in another country and either I am temporarily calling it my main residence or... I am fleeing the country because I'm on the diddy list or the e list.
Or they’re insane and think Canada is not completely nutty right now, with a crazy PM and it doesn’t costs $$$$$$$$$$$ right now and that 25% of people aren’t going to food banks to stay alive 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ as a Canadian, STAY HOME. That lady saying she’s thinking of coming here 😂😂😂
Ryan should have done more "man on the street" videos about the election. He could have been the one invited to the RNC and told a joke that almost changed the course of history.
If you went up to 1000 people, how many of them do you think you could conversate into telling you their dump frequency? Fucking Ryan Long is something else
Ryan has very quickly become one of my new favorite people in comedy...such quick wit with his crowd work slays me every time and i love the coy little mischievous look he gives when he tells a sly joke its the BEST 🤣
Women are inherently conformists and will follow whatever the current trend is that is supported by other women. By default, they feel obligated to support women.
*Perhaps the most idiotic thing I've read all day*, not just in the distasteful hyperbole, generalisation and inherent logical inconsistencies but in also that upon reading this you are subconsciously justifying yourself through a series of personal anecdotes, second hand accounts or whatever you believe to be true or in applying advanced judgements towards my identity in a way of subversion towards my negative commentary, thus in effect rationalising yourself to have had not been wrong, additionally also reinforcing whatever set of personal beliefs and values you may share and what we have learned is that humans are thinking rational actors even in when to rationalise irrationality, congratulations. And while I can not tell the intentions of the person behind the screen and in if it is a form of metairony, it is reasonable to assume you were not nor at least one of the seven people (I assume there's no bots) who liked your comment, so if it does provide some much needed stimulant for thought to any such people, or even in that I expect it to- this 8 minutes allocated towards typing out this tirade was worth it, and look at me justifying such utter pettiness and maligned use of energy, and I am a woman so you can further reinforce your beliefs if so you want [even if that means doing the same thing as the accused, though I will grant that woman justifying anything does not necessarily (logically) imply that men do not, though it very well does in interpretation]
@kockorzo So the 8 minute tirade was worth it because it provided the likers of the comment mental stimuli, despite the reinforcement that your comment imprinted on their psyches? Certainly the most interesting comment I've seen all day. However, stereotypes and generalizations don't extemporaneously manifest in a vacuum. I'd recommend channels like ItsComplicated for more info how similar opinions became a staple on TH-cam, as I imagine you don't spend much time in those spaces. If anything, it's certainly food for thought to ponder.
leaf blower guy sent me. that guy must work at my house too. he waits until i get into a phone call or a skype meeting to start ripping leaves at my door.
Some of these people just aren't supportive. But personally, I watch lots of videos with lesbians in them. Or strong women showing leadership, like at sorority initiations. I'm proud to do my part.
Strong, dominant and lesbians are some of my favorite combinations of search words when researching. I need to research a lot so I can properly support these women. #FreeTheNipple
Sometimes women deserve attention for all the work they do. Especially when they're doing manual labor that requires teamwork. I love watching women teamwork.
Ill give props to Ellen, at least she followed through with her conviction. If only these others would be so brave Rachael Maddow Karine Jean Pierre The View Hosts Who else would you add to this list?
Someone needs to explain to women that when you use water it evaporates, turns to rain & is captured for future use🤦🏻. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve asked chicks “when we use water does it disappear forever?”….and their response is always “yeah, that’s why we need to conserve water”😂. Even women in super wet places, that have too much water…like the east coast of the US, or Montreal with the st Lawrence running through it…
As someone who had to feed a very difficult dying woman on her way out who was an ex partner of a freedom fighter, these people have no idea about loyalty.
I love the lady who suggested that Ellen got deported for being a "West Indian." That made my day.
Yep
1700s terminology. 1700s naturalization laws are next
Love is probably a bigger word than that lady could ever spell. She has to be a plant with that way of thinking.. surely.. hopefully? Please daddy? Edit: seen the rest of the video. As an Aussie it took me a minute, but it seems TDS is a legit thing 😂😂
One of the dumbest people I think I've ever..... Oh, no, wait, by default, TH-camrs keep making compilations of those Not 4D r3tards. 💁♂️
It’s funny because 1. She’s not West Indian. 2. Does that lady know Trump isn’t in office yet?
We must stop the horrible oppression of brave multi-millionaire women known by their 1st name: poor Ellen. 😥
She's so brave, and stunning.
lol Madonna and Cher must be next
@@rodiusmaximus I say a prayer for Oprah every evening, hopefully her life can get better someday
Who are so rich that even after their career was ruined they were able not to work for years on end and not have to go tot he food kitchen. The oppression is insane.
What is wrong with you people. Ellen is on the Diddy list and so is Oprah.
"I'm leaving the US"
Translation: I already owned property in another country and either I am temporarily calling it my main residence or... I am fleeing the country because I'm on the diddy list or the e list.
The only ones leaving already got fired from their jobs lol. They made their millions from their grifting, and bounced.
Or they’re insane and think Canada is not completely nutty right now, with a crazy PM and it doesn’t costs $$$$$$$$$$$ right now and that 25% of people aren’t going to food banks to stay alive 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ as a Canadian, STAY HOME. That lady saying she’s thinking of coming here 😂😂😂
The President was " best friends " with E ... they run the country now.
It’s a fantasy idea for everyone. No one is moving.
The Fappening..never forget
"I'm leaving the country" is the celebrity version of 'I'm taking my ball home with me'
Or their version of "we love democracy, unless it doesn't go our way".
"We love democracy but only if you vote our way."
Except we don’t want to play with them. Cause they’re to selfish.
No, it’s really not. The person who leaves with their ball at least contributed the ball.
except they dont have a ball
Ryans ability to drive the conversations any direction he wants is golden
I was impressed he got that booshy looking woman to tell him how many time a day she craps.
his ability to be awkward creepy is sometimes unbearable to watch haha
He’s awesome
He’s very intelligent
She heard that the Lebanese were having a difficult time and she went to help her people.
*Lesbanese
Generic 80's standup jokes for the win.
To be fair they are though.. They were staying out of things till Israel decided to bomb them too..
There's a Greek island called Lesbos. Might wanna stick that one in your pocket for the future. 😉
Why do you think she’s Lebanese?
She's fleeing the Diddy fallout that's she's at the center of.
She definitely fled to the wrong country then.
@@ChickenPizza the left Jimmy Saville do his thing, why not Ellen
@@Ronkyort0dox My point was that if you don't want to be snatched up and extradited to the US, UK is not the place to flee to.
@ChickenPizza
UK is slowly becoming a socialist country these days
@@Ronkyort0doxDon't forget Gary Glitter.
Being gay or minority is used as a defense for the terrible things people do.
1000%
the classic Spacey Escape
They gotta get out ahead of the pattern recognition.
The whole 'protected classes' and victimhood hierarchy thing is cultural poison.
@@currentlyAddictedToKebab That dude who threw accusations at Spacey knew exactly what kinda hollywood party he was going to.
I am all-in on that West Indian theory. It's got to be that.
he mixed two questions.
why did Kamala lose
@@Joe-sg9ll Definitely she confused Kamala with Ellen.
I don't know how I didn't see it until now.
Newsman Rachael Maddow 😂
-Rachael- *Richard* 🤣🤣
I saw pics of her before she was all whacked out. She was attractive. Why do lefties go out of their way to be unattractive.
"No I met her in a hospice. She doesn't have anything." hahahaha
Hostel...? Loooooooolllll
@@ivywoodxrecords what about a hostel? he said hospice
2:36 Straight after Ryan asked “what’s your favourite part about being gay?”, TH-cam popped up a “Visit Qatar” ad.
I went recently, it's nice place.
Definitely TH-cam.
2:23 Ryan was not ready for that guy saying he was gay.
Forgiveness is the cure.
He must be a gay vegan. Forgot what to lead with.
That guys voice🤣
He was completely ready. He was faking being shocked.
Given all thr outrageous things Ryan says how was he not ready for this...
I love this. Never stop doing these street interviews
Dude I fucking lost it on the 90 year old grandmother you met in hospice. Soooo freaking funny!
Dude in the baseball cap was awesome. Good sense of humor, trying to gently talk a little sense into Ryan.
That water conservation bit was gold 😂 🤌🏻
How often do you drop a load haha
the fact that she was willing to go with it
If my boss pulled out the Triple H "suck it" on their employees, I would never quit.
😂😅
Same
As a boss I’m tempted to do this.. but don’t need the HR cases
"Good luck in the war"
Fucking crazy😂😂😂
Ryan should have done more "man on the street" videos about the election. He could have been the one invited to the RNC and told a joke that almost changed the course of history.
He was too busy having to hover over his phone thanks to his old battle ax of a girlfriend.
I'd love for him to do this type of interview on Trump. Trump is pretty sharp though so he might be a bit of a challenge for Ryan.
"Thank God, once a day."
Overlooked & underrated.
Her openness is admirable. 😂
If you went up to 1000 people, how many of them do you think you could conversate into telling you their dump frequency? Fucking Ryan Long is something else
"the different positions I put the women in" made me spit my food out
"I met her in hospice" was one of the best lines
Ryan has very quickly become one of my new favorite people in comedy...such quick wit with his crowd work slays me every time and i love the coy little mischievous look he gives when he tells a sly joke its the BEST 🤣
"I met her in a hospice" 😂❤ true love
After all, why should Make a Wish kids be the only ones whose dream comes true? 😂
It's a great place to meet women. The trouble is, they always leave you.
These street interviews are the best. Never stop asking the real questions Ryan.
Disturbing how supportive some of the gals are for Ellen's abuse of her staff :/
Brat summer.
if you are "oppressed" you can oppress people
As if women haven't been putting their husbands in early graves through lifetimes of mental abuse since like... FOREVER.😑
It’s fine when a woman does it.
But only not to them.
Women are inherently conformists and will follow whatever the current trend is that is supported by other women. By default, they feel obligated to support women.
Ryan Long is extremely skilled at ALMOST coming across like a real person.
Once again, Ryan called it. Women will rationalise anything.
*Perhaps the most idiotic thing I've read all day*, not just in the distasteful hyperbole, generalisation and inherent logical inconsistencies but in also that upon reading this you are subconsciously justifying yourself through a series of personal anecdotes, second hand accounts or whatever you believe to be true or in applying advanced judgements towards my identity in a way of subversion towards my negative commentary, thus in effect rationalising yourself to have had not been wrong, additionally also reinforcing whatever set of personal beliefs and values you may share and what we have learned is that humans are thinking rational actors even in when to rationalise irrationality, congratulations. And while I can not tell the intentions of the person behind the screen and in if it is a form of metairony, it is reasonable to assume you were not nor at least one of the seven people (I assume there's no bots) who liked your comment, so if it does provide some much needed stimulant for thought to any such people, or even in that I expect it to- this 8 minutes allocated towards typing out this tirade was worth it, and look at me justifying such utter pettiness and maligned use of energy, and I am a woman so you can further reinforce your beliefs if so you want [even if that means doing the same thing as the accused, though I will grant that woman justifying anything does not necessarily (logically) imply that men do not, though it very well does in interpretation]
@kockorzo So the 8 minute tirade was worth it because it provided the likers of the comment mental stimuli, despite the reinforcement that your comment imprinted on their psyches? Certainly the most interesting comment I've seen all day. However, stereotypes and generalizations don't extemporaneously manifest in a vacuum. I'd recommend channels like ItsComplicated for more info how similar opinions became a staple on TH-cam, as I imagine you don't spend much time in those spaces. If anything, it's certainly food for thought to ponder.
@@acausedelle1547 think hes just trolling lol
"my supply" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
She wants to move to Canadastan 😂😂😂
Chinada
leaf blower guy sent me. that guy must work at my house too. he waits until i get into a phone call or a skype meeting to start ripping leaves at my door.
Same guy who showed up at wes watsons rental.
No she left for her connections to a Mr P.diddy and fear of being exposed for illegal things she did to kids on camera.. imo
Yep !!
If that was true she'd go to a country without expedition laws, if the States charged her the Brits could and would send her back
Exactly.
Well she didn't pick a good country to go to, they'll extradite her
I've got a feeling you are. full of sh1t. Show me how you know.
Dude with the leaf blower was like "I'm going to spare bystanders from hearing how Ryan traumatizes his grandma." 🤣
"Good luck on the war!" 😅
You're a gift to the public. The pod rocks. Love the street work.
“What is this for?” Every time 😂
If only he kept saying Vice.
Greasy mullets are officially back. Lets go boys.
Some of these people just aren't supportive. But personally, I watch lots of videos with lesbians in them. Or strong women showing leadership, like at sorority initiations. I'm proud to do my part.
Strong, dominant and lesbians are some of my favorite combinations of search words when researching.
I need to research a lot so I can properly support these women.
#FreeTheNipple
Sometimes women deserve attention for all the work they do. Especially when they're doing manual labor that requires teamwork. I love watching women teamwork.
This comment and the responses are AI wtf
@@emanresu4720 A joke going over your head is not the start of the machine takeover.
@@emanresu4720 i'm pretty this comment and the response go over your head. We're talking about 'adult' actresses
2:37 "what's your favorite part of being gay"? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Good luck with the war!” might be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
Recording audio next to a gas leaf blower is galaxy brain.
"Oh man, I just wouldn't have the..."
"Amount of semen?"
😂 He’s the king of street interviews
Ryan is reaching levels of unstoppable power.
Please don't ever stop these!
"I met her in hospice, she doesn't have anything" 😂😂😂
"Ellen stole my red stapler :(."
Reminds me of office space
You never hear a conservative say they’re going to leave their country when an election doesn’t go their way.
To be fair, Thomas Sowell joked about it once. But he was afraid Australia wouldn’t be far enough
"Good luck with the war" 😂😂😂😂😂
These are my favorite segments 😂
"I just want them to know the positions I put the girls in" 😂😂. What a line.
Finding trim in Hospice is fishing with dynamite
She is on hospice 😂😂
“Good luck with the war” 😂
She was at diddys place to much and ran !
“Newsman Rachel Maddow” 😂
Diddy, she left because diddy.
Hey at least she kept her word and actually left.
I am sure it had nothing to do with her personal scandals either.
Duckin' the Diddy fallout 😂
2:29 you found Gay Yoda🤣🤣
Ellen knows that Trump want to release Epstein's list and ellen is balls deep in that.
Balls deep...
This whole video had me weak but that lottery ticket section got me bad.
_"I met her in a hospice."_ _"Awww .."_ kinda sweeet
"Well, what? What is it?" 🤣
Really happy to see ryan back on the street this content is just pure gold!
Must have been rough committing to the bit with the hat and jacket guy, he was so polite and kind haha.
“It takes a lot of strength”
"met her on the hospice" 😂
We want her back so very badly.
NOT
I want her brought to justice
@
See will meet justice in the last day. That penalty will be far more severe than anything any sublunary court is willing to dish out.
I’m drinking my coffee this morning and almost spit it out when Ryan said “Grandmother” (5:42) while laughing himself. 😂😂😂
“…met her in a hospice.” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
“I met her in a Hospice”. Dude!!! That response sent those women over the edge!
My favourite is when Ryan is holding back from laughing at his own jokes 😂❤
“Newsman Rachel Maddow” lol
That haircut looks better from one side than the other
5:41 Ryan right on the edge of cracking after the guy asks who you give a graphic description to 😂😂
2:37 "whats your favorite part of being gay?" 😂😂😂 lmaooo
That part where you're downplaying your own body at the end 😂
Ryan, you're hilarious.
“You can have a suck day and she did a suck it sign or whatever” 😂😂😂
Jake Paul beating Mike Tyson broke me, too
5:17: Because some of them are mental 😂😂
😂😂😂
Hell yeah big girls thinking theyre hot. Absolutely mental letting yourself get to be two feet deep from belly to back
Ill give props to Ellen, at least she followed through with her conviction.
If only these others would be so brave
Rachael Maddow
Karine Jean Pierre
The View Hosts
Who else would you add to this list?
"I don't flush the toilet when I pee" she went from a hot to a "not!" pretty quick.
“My grandmother” 😂
Shes leaving because shes on the Epstine and Diddy lists
Bingo
The Diddler effect
Ryan, please never retire this shtick - it helps make TH-cam so wonderful.
Newsman Rachel maddow 😂
Such a psycho unleashed on the unsuspecting masses... :)
Great vid! But I wasn't a fan of the Mexican bagpipes instrumental at 5:45
Oh jeez that’s 😂
3:08 him pressing that poor lady lol
Someone needs to explain to women that when you use water it evaporates, turns to rain & is captured for future use🤦🏻.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve asked chicks “when we use water does it disappear forever?”….and their response is always “yeah, that’s why we need to conserve water”😂.
Even women in super wet places, that have too much water…like the east coast of the US, or Montreal with the st Lawrence running through it…
"You can have a suck day"
Spit out my drink at that one.
The suck it day with the action is making me piss myself 😂
0:52 "Well guess"
Big Pierre Poilievre fan?
I'm watching just for the title lol
Thought the title was being genuine until I saw who it was from
As someone who had to feed a very difficult dying woman on her way out who was an ex partner of a freedom fighter, these people have no idea about loyalty.
Ryan is such a brilliant troll of a camedian😂😂😂😂😂