My neighbor was smoking a cigar on his back patio. He apologized for the smoke. I told him it was okay. His wife came outside and started berating him for smoking and smacked the cigar out of his hand. The cigar landed in her prized rose bushes and they went up in flames. I lazily offered her my garden hose to put out the fire. "Sadly", we didn't save her roses in time.
If that were my school, the teachers absolutely would find a way to punish 200 students who beat each other up during gum class (in school suspensions, canceling all the student activities like field trips and dances, probably sending everyone back to kindergarten or replacing all our classes with boring and corny guest speaker lectures about violence and bullying)
Mines pretty simple: Was diving with my family, stopped at a 4 way intersection. Second the light turned green, the huge truck next to us speeds off, leaving a massive cloud of smoke behind. It comes in through the open window and coughing ensues. Thankfully, the smoke cleared just in time to see the truck try to go over a dip in the road at full speed, only to bounce so hard the hood popped up and blocked the windshield, forcing them to stop and put the hood down. Wasn't a lot, but it was funny as fuck.
My class had an assembly and I wanted to be the host of the assembly. But the teacher said that I would do a horrible job. The assembly was horrible. Everyone made fun of the it and the teacher was embarrassed. And guess who got to host the annual assembly and got "host of the year" award?
Not my story but one I heard from my Step-Sisters Mum. My Step-Dads Father (we'll call him Frank) was a very successful farmer who had made millions over the years and passed away a few years ago due to Cancer. I was told that he was a very decent man. Kind, polite caring, you name it. My Step-Dad (we'll call him Ian) however was the biggest piece of shit known to man. He was abusive, violent, a raging alcoholic, had every known substance in his system at one point or another and was just awful in every way. When Frank had died, Ian found out there and then at the hearing that he had been cut from the will and his part of the inheritance which was millions had been given to his ex-wife instead along with a message that just said "What? And you thought I was really going to leave you something? Don't think so, Sunshine. You don't deserve anything". That story still has me in stitches to this day
One of my best friends in hs and I asked two of my family friends to our junior prom. She asked my family friend and I asked the exchange student who was living with him who had become part of the family. The family friend would be out of town that weekend, and only the exchange student friend was able to go. I told my best friend we could share my date, and so he escorted both of us. All of the pictures are with him with each of us on his arm. We had a blast! That’s what REAL friends do!!! 💃🏻💃🏽🕺🏻
After a basketball game, we won, we were shaking the opposing teams’ hands and saying, good game. One girl, who had been fouled out for being aggressive reached out and raked her long sharp nails down my friend’s arm making it bleed profusely! She was reprimanded but just grinned. Next year the scratcher and I were in the same high school gym class and she was just as horrible. She pushed me to the gym floor, pretending to fall on me, driving my knee into the floor. I still have trouble with that knee 50 years later. Anyway, about a week after she broke my kneecap she fell off the pummel horse and broke her arm, badly. I smiled. I still hate her every time my knee hurts.
while waiting in the doctor's office i was shaking my leg very fast, because i was anxious, then and old man yelled me to chill the fuck down. as soon as he finished the sentence, the chair broke under him 🥰
I used to be popular, but some of the jerks hated me and made fun of my eyes (one is a violet colour, other one's blue. I can't explain why apart from the fact that my sight is bad in the purple eye) constantly. It was either my eyes or the fact that I'm short as hell. One day, the ringleader of the bullies (typical jock) called me a freak and I lashed out, punching him in the nose (it was broken) and kicking his leg so he fell over. He'd always push me around while calling me names, so I had been training in fighting for the last 6 months. I still train, almost 6 years later. Another story that happened not long before quarantine: This girl would steal my pencils, chew up the ends, them leave the pencils in my locker. So I replaced the eraser on my pencil with a mix of finely chopped jalapeno peppers and pink play dough. I knew she never brings water, and we can't leave class during a lesson. I pretended to be having a conversation with my friends, and the net minute I turn around as her face turns bright red.
Has the one eye Always been purple? Or did it turn purple? Because sometimes people can have slow blood vessel leaks in the colored part of the eye, and it can make your vision blurry...blue and red do make purple when you mix them after all.
I had two boxers when I lived in an apartment shortly after my divorce. I would take them down to the tennis courts at night to exercise for a while, usually after 11:00. They would frequently do their business on the court, and me being a responsible adult, would always pick it up. So one night I'd deposited them in the courts (completely fenced in and accessed via gate) and was getting poop bags when I came back to find two middle schoolers in the court, messing with my dogs. I told them they needed to be careful, since they had no way of knowing if my dogs were friendly or not and could have gotten hurt. They gave me blank stares (had earbuds in), and just stood there. I wound up collecting my dogs and leaving. On the way back to my apartment, one of them rode by on their scooter (on the opposite side of the road), flipping me off as he went. I told him to come over here and do it to my face. He turned to say something to me, and promptly ran into a car. I laughed and called him a dumbass. The next day the complex management came to me, saying I'd been accused of calling the kid names. I said, "what did you expect me to do when he flipped me off and then smashed into a car?" It turned out the little snot had left that part out. The owners of the car had reported a dent and some scratches on their car that hadn't been there previously, but the complex had no way of knowing who had done it until they talked to me. I don't know what happened after that, but I never saw that kid again.
At my very first job after graduating High School, I got a job as a dishwasher at a newly built Holiday Inn. I had to work the opening shift, and always had to finish up the night shift's dishes before I could even start my own work from the breakfast crowd (plus run up any food or coffee ordered through room service. (I was later made to vacuum the dining room before I started my day in the kitchen, at no extra pay really, as I wasn't allowed to clock in until after I vacuumed) Evidently, the night shift was able to leave at the end of their shift, even if the dishes weren't all done, and I had to finish theirs before I could do mine. The manager never came in until about 10:00 AM, so I was always taking my (well earned) break when he came in, and he always gave me a dirty look. One day, having never gotten a day off (after several months), there was a family doings that afternoon that I wanted to attend. I was caught up, so I went to his office to ask if I could leave a little early, so I could attend, He went off on me, telling me that I had to stay until the end of my shift, and that I had a colossal nerve asking that, and that if I left, then there'd be so much for the next shift to do, yadda yadda. He told me that I couldn't leave, but he wanted to see me back in his office when my shift ended. I finished my shift, then went back to his office, where he fired me right then, and told me I could pick up my final check in a week. When I went in to get my check, the waitresses all told me that they were sorry I'd been fired, but they also told me that shortly after I was fired, some bigwigs from Holiday came in (anonymously, I guess) and fired him for being a bad manager. I felt bad for his wife, because she was always nice to everyone, but I knew that Karma had come down on him hard, even if, at that time, I didn't really know that much about Karma. There were other times, later in life, where Karma hit hard, on someone had wronged me (and for minor things I did) so I didn't have to take any amount of revenge, even if I'd wanted to, as I'm not a vengeful person, really. Karma seems to be my friend, I guess.
When I was in middle school, I went to a really small private school that was grades 6-12 so my sister and I went together at the same time. One day when I was in 6th grade and my sister was in 12th grade, this girl that was in 7th grade (and a toxic frenemy of mine during the entire time she and I went to school together for 3 years) decided it was a good idea to try and show me up to my sister’s friend and classmate, by giving him lots of hugs and being super clingy like he was her boyfriend. The guy is actually like an older brother to me, so when I told my sister later that the bitch told me that I gave him way too many hugs (1 or 2 a day lol) she told him. The next day at lunch while I was eating with said bitch and a couple of other friends he came and found us and said “I’m here for one thing and one thing only” and he walked over and gave me a huge bear hug. She stopped flirting with him and left me alone until the next year after he graduated.
When I was a kid, there was this guy (like 4 years older) who used to call me fat. My mother, being defensive as ever, took a load of our dog's shit and put it on his doorstep. This scared him, as everyone thus far had been submissive to his violent nature, so he moved house. He's in jail now cos he killed someone with a pavement slab when he was 18.
oh, i just remembered this funny story: a group of reporters were interviewing a celebrity at an airport. a crook pickpocketed several of the reporters, then ran for it when someone noticed. BUT...the celebrity just happened to be a recent Gold Medal winner in a RUNNING competition! so HE ran after the thief and easily caught him!
I was driving my boat through a narrow, shallow channel, under a short bridge. The kind where you need to lower the bimany top to fit under the bridge. The usual rules of the lake are to share the channel with oncoming boats. This one is too shallow and narrow to be passable by 2 medium size boats (mine is 22ft). So some guy on the other side started screaming, "Share the channel stupid bit@h! Who let's their woman drive a boat anyway!?" Bs like that. I told him the channel is shallow and narrow, but the verbal assault just kept coming. I told him he was too tall for the bridge and wouldn't fit anyway. (He had a boat with a wake tower). As soon as I cleared the bridge he slams on the gas and almost ripped his wake tower right off. It was a fiberglass boat with a single moulded wake tower. The tower was laying on the sun pad. I put the boat in neutral, and just pointed and laughed! A demonic evil cackle. Then my husband shouts to his wife, "Who let's a man drive a boat anyway!?" Best instant karma I've ever witnessed!
My most memorable match in The Elder Scrolls: Legends (online card game). The troll of an opponent constantly taunted me throughout our match, even up to the point where we're both top decking. The end of the troll's turn: has 25 life, both lanes are full and 0 cards in hand. The start of my turn: I have 5 life and I draw Alduin (a powerful but expensive creature that destroys all other creatures when it comes into play) with enough mana to play it. The troll conceded before I could end my turn.
My dad and grandpa had a trailer with some tractors on it. There was a dude in a small p*nis truck riding their trailer bumper. There happened to be a road killed raccoon on the road. My dad went over it and one of the chains on the trailer happened to catch the roadkill just right and flung it in the air and onto the windshield of the dude behind him. They were also going about 65mph. So the roadkill splattered when it hit the truck. One of my dads biggest regrets was not getting that on camera
I was driving to work one day after a major snow storm. Only one lane was open, the other still think with packed snow. I was doing about 35mph. This jerk in an SUV went around me blowing his horn and flipping me off. I see hair a couple of miles later doing 360’s in the road then land in the median stuck in waist deep snow. I stopped to make sure he was ok. He asks if I can help (pre cell phone days.) I jaunt said, “No” and drive off. Felt really good the rest of the day.
Instant karma hit me the other day. It was a joke before I tell the story, my friends and i joke all the time like this. My husband and I went to sonic with our son and friend. Friend pays because he orders a huge meal and its basically like gas money. He gets heart burn. We go to his house and hes still moaning about it. I'm eating a grilled cheese and without missing a beat I tell him, "can you die a little quieter please?" As everyone laughs I choke on my food. Yeah.
Greatest experience I had was at a PayLess Shoe Store. The store was located off a busy street, so, me being smart, I backed into a spot in front of the store. I get into the store, and start looking for work boots. As I'm looking around I keep seeing, the ONLY store employee looking down my aisle. Like every couple minutes. I shrug it off until like the 8th or 9th time. I ask "Can I get your opinion on these boots?" She comes over, and I speak with her for about 10 minutes on the different boots they offer. Afterwards I thank her, and go back to debating and trying on boots, but every so often I still see her checking up on me. Finally the bell rings, signaling another employee entering the store. I think she'll finally stop checking on me, but nope, every couple minutes, and then I hear her saying "Ma'am, you can't leave with those? MA'AM YOU NEED TO PAY...." Bell rings. I look out of my aisle and see a woman fleeing on a bike. The employee gets behind the register and gets on the phone. By this time I've picked out a couple pairs of shoes, one for work and a pair of heels because hey gotta treat myself and they were on sale. As I'm paying I look her dead in the eye and say "So... did you think I was gonna steal the shoes?" "Oh.. uh... its... uh company policy." She stuttered. "Company policy?" I ask. "Well yeah... when people back into a spot we're supposed to watch them because they might snatch and go..." She mutters. "Like the chick who rode up on the bike?" I ask. She shuts up and hands me my receipt. I take my stuff and leave.
My EX husband cheated on me while he was deployed and then with the director of our daughters daycare. I filed for divorce gave him everything basically other than mine and daughters belongings and my car. Gave him new home we we were building, my jet ski for the 6 acre lake, my 4-wheeler etc. He moved the side chick into the house that I picked out everything in. Next deployment a year later she cheated on him with her ex husband and moved him into his (was mine) house!!! He came home to surprise her and he got the surprise instead to find her ex living in the house. Later found pictures she posted on social media of her ex riding his jet ski and his 4 wheeler!! Ha Karma!!!
If I was the guy going for the interview I would have just left as soon as I found out who was interviewing me. Wouldn’t get the job anyway so take the L
I was driving an ambulance with lights and siren on a rainy night, about 80 mph. A Porsche passes us on the right. About five minutes later, I see said Porsche pulled over by Highway Patrol. I laughed and honked the air horn after we passed.
Used to sell cell phones and plans for a major company. Phones had a warranty for 2 years from the manufacturer, but that only covered malfunctions or lemons, basically, no physical damage, so we sold insurance in case you drop your phone and break it. We also had a huge variety of cases. So we always pushed the insurance, it was cheap and people honestly benefited from it, as I'm sure most of you know. But I had this one lady who flat out refused the $5 a month and refused a case for her brand new iPhone 7. This was just when it came out, so it was very big. No matter how much I tried to sell her on insurance or a case, she kept telling me she was very careful and nothing ever happens to her phones, and she was RUDE about it, like to the point of belittling me because I asked. I was a horrible salesman, but the insurance covered literally anything, even water, and it saved people a ton if they broke their phone. Anyway, finally the sale ended and as this bitch walked out the door, she yelled that she was going to contact my manager because I was so 'rude'. Soon as the door closed, she tripped on the sidewalk and her brand new iPhone got thrown to the ground, and instantly broke the screen. Couldnt even use it. Then she asked for a new one, and you should have seen her face when I told her I can't do anything bc she didn't have insurance. Hahahahaha that's what you get, Karen!
I had the opposite of the bus story. Was in a bus that ran a red light and nearly collided with a police car. They pulled the bus over, like a normal traffic stop, even went to the driver’s side window and issued the ticket instead of coming into the bus and talking to the driver. All passengers just sitting there in awkward silence thinking “wtf just happened?”
So my whole church youth group took a trip to Hawai'i one year, and we visited the volcano state national park. I told one girl that she should be respectful and probably shouldn't piss off the volcano god or whatnot because I knew enough about Hawaiian mythology to know that pele is temperamental at best and occasionally vengeful, and us being christains it's probably a good idea to be respectful. She dismisses my concerns entirely, doubting that any volcano god exists. When we get there, she stands on this short lip in the pavement overlooking the volcano view from the viewing center. It's no more than 6 inches higher than the surrounding ground, and we're several miles from the crater because gases and fissures and whatnot. We can see some lava, but it's mostly uneventful. The girl, while standing on this tiny three-to-six-inch ledge, openly claims to the sky and in the direction of the volcano several times that pele doesn't exist, and says some insults to the volcano goddess. The most that happened is some rumbling. I am by this point slightly worried for her. When it's time to go, she steps down from this tiny ledge, and twists her ankle _so hard_ that she ends up in the honolulu emergency room, having broken and severely damaged her ankle and foot from a ledge no taller than a short stair, directly after having insulted and doubted the existence of a historically temperamental volcano goddess. Don't mess with volcano gods, especially pele.
This seems fake. A church youth group takes pretty much the most expensive church youth group trip ever (costing thousands of dollars a head) and someone goes on such a trip despite not even being monotheistic and says that Christians should be respectful of polytheistic gods (not for the sake of avoiding unnecessary offense to other humans, but out of fear of offending polytheistic gods whose nonexistence is a fundamental part of Christian beliefs)---not buying it. Why would a church youth group take such an expensive trip, presumably leaving their parents for days? Why would a polytheist not only be part of a church youth group but go on such an expensive trip with them? Where was everyone else when this theological discussion was happening? None of it makes any sense.
@@erickpoorbaugh6728 I mean, it's a true story. I really do believe all gods exist, and I really did go on that trip, and all this really did happen. I had the "respect other religions" discussion in the rented minivan we took to the national park. Yes, this all happened.
Karma and justice story here... Bully at my old middle school suddenly shot dead at age 15 by a gang member, considering that he himself also joined one during high school. After all those death threats he gave me as well as assaulting me numerous times, karma found a way to bite him in the ass. The guy who shot him dead is currently serving a 60-year maximum prison sentence for numerous warrants, including but not limited to violation of parole, evading police for four years/resisting arrest when caught, first-degree murder (the bully), attempted murder (the bully's friend, who is also a rival gang member), vandalism, assault and battery, disturbing the peace, multiple counts of drugs, various counts of armed robbery, child abuse, animal abuse, and even grand theft auto. He was around 20/21 when he killed the kid who bullied me, so he's spending a majority of his future behind bars. It would be slightly surprising if he was still alive by the time he gets out in his mid-80s, albeit he'd be transferred to a retirement home when his early life goes by and he can't do much in his somewhat advanced age.
One day while I was walking my dog, we had an air quality advisory (welcome to Phoenix AZ) and there was this dude revving his car (don't ask me why, I guess he thought it made him look cool) and all the while I'm just standing there thinking "you do realize we have an air quality advisory right?" Also, it was 85 degrees out so it's not like he needed to defrost his car or smth that would make revving the engine as if it were a motorcycle somewhat warranted. Then he pulls out of his parking space, and his car stalls and turns off and he needs to re-start it lol. Word to the wise, don't rev a car engine, it really isn't good for the engine to do that and frankly, you don't look cool doing that, you look immature.
In college we had an event in which we needed group to participate in the competitions. Since I didn't have much friends I asked a girl who was the my closest friend to put me in her group or make a group together. But she said she was already asked to join two other groups. So I asked her if I could join one and she could join the other since she couldn't be in two groups. But she gave a lame excuse and I was left with no groups. Later that day I was very sad I didn't have any group, I found out some other group were looking for a member cuz they were shot of one. I didn't even know them. I went with them and had a great time and made new friends. And that girl couldn't even come to the event because both of her group members ditched her. Karma is a b****!!
My younger brother was trash talking me one time at a playground. He said, “I’d laugh if you got sacked.” And when going down a slide he somehow have been sacked by this kid on accident and he calls me for help. All I did was laugh at him.
I’ll add another story of my brother getting what he deserves. He knows my spirit animal is a bee and so he tried trash talking me again about how bees are useless and irrelevant. We were both at a traditional event with crowded people and after trash talking he grips my shoulder and whines. I quickly shove his hand off me and give him a “wth face.” He gives me a face of discomfort then looks down at his leg and jumps. I also look and we both see a bee on the floor. Later I find out he had gotten stung by the bee twice on his right leg.
Years ago hubby and I driving along a 2 lane country road. Cars slowing down as first in line making left turn. What happens hubby puts hand out of drivers side window to tell those behind to slow down. A car with group of young guys pass and flip us off, up front see left hand turn guy and to avoid t-boning them go into rock cut totally destroying their car. Karma's a bitch
The Great Middle School Civil War needs to a Remembrance Day annually. With the heroes of course being the picked-on kids who bravely fought for all picked-on kids every where!
Little late and not too exciting, but here’s mine. I’d just bought my first car (I was a minor at the time, but I _worked_ for that cash. And Mama Bear helped.) mere hours before this event. The dealership was in a different state, far but not too far, so Mama Bear made me drive so I could get some practice driving. The highway we were on was about 65-70 MPH, probably 65. It also had those runaway truck things with the huge dirt paths. This is relevant, I promise. Fast forward ~30 minutes into the drive. I’m cruising at about 65 and unknowingly inching to around 68. The drive is pretty, but I can’t really look at it. My mom’s having a great time, though. Suddenly, I see this red, square car zooming past us on the left. They were going at least 15 miles faster than me, and I was a little over the speed limit. My mom and I have a running joke of “Just let them pass; they’ll take care of the cops for us,” basically “Don’t worry about them; just focus on your driving.” Well, fast forward another ten minutes. I vaguely see something that I think could be police lights, but I’m not sure, so I don’t comment on it. A little after that, we see two cars pulled up on the runaway truck path. Guess who the county sheriff was parked behind? Yep. Little red sitting motionless on the hill. My mom and I found it hilarious. It wasn’t much, but it was nice seeing that little sprinkle of justice sweep out the dust.
i once was on discord asked a question to my friend and edited it to mock him,and he said "hey @myself,what do you call your other friend when you want sex?" then the guy he talked about instantly arrived and i said his name,that there i deserved it LOL
When i was in school one day a lot of students were waithing in front of the trafficlight in their bikes (welcome to the netherlands) a old man on his bike passed about 30 of us talking on the phone on how bad the youth is these days, while ridding trought a red stop 2 times. The seccond time 2 cops pulled him aside. Imagine 30 students and teenagers cheering when we passed them
When ever someone been super mean or gets me really mad. They always end up in a car accident or car doesn't start or the universe removes them .I don't have to do anything but I always hear about it.
I have 2 stories to tell- tldr at bottom 1. I was going to my dad's place with my stepmother. There was 3 overall wankers on the highway we were both on. One of them didn't have headlights until he/she turned them on about 5/10 minutes later, another car was up my stepmother's car's ass (she was the one driving). She flipped them off and shouting in African (she's from South Africa), so that car off the lane my stepmother's car was on and sped up onto another car's ass. And the one that takes the cake was a little black hatchback, which was a (Who I will call sucker). Sucker had a very loud exhaust system (So loud it made my dad's Harley sound like a bicycle, which I'm pretty sure is illegal where I live) and they driving up other driver's asses. A minute or 2 later, I hear sirens. I smile and clap, but since they were on the other side, my hopes were let down. Just a minute before my stepmother goes into one of the exits, we see a police car behind sucker with the engine hood up. I smile with glee and clap harder. 2. I was outside in my backyard watching my cats (who I will call Loki and Lucifer) with my stepdad. As I help my stepdad puts the cats in, Lucifer was the only one that came in. I tell my mum and sister to look for Loki, while me and my stepdad were looking outside for Loki. As we were both outside, I hear dogs barking and Loki's bell (both my cats wear collars with a bell and nametag) outside on one of my neighbour's yards. I call out for Loki again and this time, he climbs up a tree from the neighbour's side, so my stepdad gets Loki while I apologise to the neighbour. Tldr- Wanker driver gets pulled over and my cat crapped himself when he was in one of my neighbour's yards
It's not karma. They kicked dave out, and he formed megadeth, but it never came back to bite them in the ass. Metallica Is still, and always was bigger than megadeth so it's not really karma
@@mikerotchburns7287 Megadeth's first 6 albums are so much better than Metallica musically, that I don't know how Metallica sleep at night knowing they kicked him out. That's top karma.
So I'm not on Reddit so it's definitely not me posting, but that prom story (no boyfriend: YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!) happened to me. My cousin was the one who said I couldn't come. So another single friend and I went out for sushi and shopping and had a (much more afforable) blast.
Back in the 6th or 7th grade we had to line up in the hall before we went to our french class and one girl was chanting "losers over there,gansters over here" the when she said "losers over there" she pointed to the wall on the other side of the hall. She told me to go over there and i did. When the teacher asked why i was over there i told her what happened and the girl got in trouble. Karma is a bitch
The sprinkler kicker story, that's some good karma! I spent two summers replacing the sprinkler heads in my yard down the side walk from kids kicking them, I hated replacing the damn things every day.
I was at an event and you needed to collect 4 colored wristbands to get a special prize i had done so and received my prize and still had the wristbands. A random person walked up to me and asked for one of them (there were a limited amount of each color) and since I didn't need it anymore I said sure without hesitation. He came back 10 min later with a whole swag bag and just gave it to me and said thanks. Instant karma can be good too.
Not mine but I saw a post where there was a newspaper dispenser where you put a coin in and a hatch opens so you can get a paper. OP decided to grab 2 papers, but the hatch closed on his shirt, forcing him to pay again
2:52 For traffic infractions, pretty much the cop has to see it. Running a red based on a witness will never generate a ticket or be adjudicated in court. I'm calling BS.
I had a boss that was trying to get me fired. There were a lot of instructions that were misinformed that led to poor results, backtalking, and gossiping. She flirted a lot and wanted to cause drama wherever she went. I kept telling her to back off since she liked to irritate me, but she insisted that she got her way and eventually put a wedge between a supervisor that I got along. Eventually, there were instances of her leaving early when I found out that she had recently got married and didn't tell anyone since she was getting her way by flirting with everyone. I spilled the beans with the help of a said former manager who DGAF as she was about to leave the company. The resulting conflict led her to become so embarrassed (As she didn't even tell anyone she was engaged) that it led to her leaving the company, and I got a promotion due to the effort that was involved since it cleared up a lot.
The tourist Land Rover and lady in the Cadillac... Beautiful. Also, for those who don't know, those two Snap-On rollaways (full of tools of similar quality) are probably worth 30-$50,000, for some idea of what his ex wife stole
They're great quality but overpriced, in my opinion. I think what sets them apart is that they deliver directly to you and have the same lifetime replacement guarantee as any other brand. Honestly, Pittsburg and Stanley are not terrible for hand tools, have the same replacement guarantee, and cost significantly less. And you can order online if you want them delivered. Now that I think of it, the only real advantage to Snap on is same day delivery, and maybe some less common socket and wrench sizes. Otherwise, way too overpriced to be worth it. Oh yeah, one more thing I guess- you can get Snap on tools and carts on credit, so you don't have to have thousands of dollars in hand the day you get the stuff....
Had a kid spit in my loogie on my glasses and everything in middle school fast forward to my last year of high school at a special program to help raise my grades right next door to the place where bad kids are sent to avoid expulsion with the uniforms being army camo guess who’s being forced to do push-ups while I head to English class 😈
A colleague just told me about a story of when he was a cleaner at one of the cities top hotels. A client was there on business and felt he had every right to punch down on my colleague and treat him like his slave. As this rich prick turns to walk out onto the balcony, colleague had finished cleaning the windows of the slide door, they were so clean it looked like the door was open and client walks right into a closed glass door. Colleague had to run into another room to control his laughter.
The tailgating story: I was once being tailgated by a lowered Priora (those who know know), annoying the hell out of me, when I see an open manhole up ahead. So I drop a couple of gears and ride up to the hole at high RPM and as my wheel is about to drop into it I gun the throttle, lifting the front axle up and compressing the rear, after which I slam on the brakes to do the opposite and let my rear wheel hop over it. The guy behind me brakes too, nose diving into the manhole cover. Didn't stop to make sure he survived that.
That story about shifting tables sounds like something that happen to me during high school except i wasn't really paying attention. So when everyone got up i was really confused, and my two friends beside me just said were moving, and just shuffled over to the other table. Everything proceeded as normal and i just didnt question it and went back to eating at the other table.
I was setting at an intersection waiting to turn left, I had the yellow flashing arrow but there where cars in the opposite turning lane also so I couldn't see if anything was coming. Jackass behind me starts laying on the horn but if course I'm no going because only a complete dumbass turns into traffic when they can't see. So the guy decided it was a good idea to go around me and turn. There was a cop coming the opposite direction that has to slam on his breaks to keep from hitting the guy. Seeing those blue lights come on was the best feeling ever and to top it off I got the green arrow like 15-20 seconds later and got to wave as I drove past lol.
99% of humans don't actually know what Karma means. Almost all of these think that "Karma" is synonymous with "fate". It has _nothing_ to do with fate at all.
@@jacobkohr7243 Karma has nothing to do with balance. It has nothing to do with fate. It is also, as a lot of people think, is NOT a synonym for the word "justice". ideapod.com/heres-great-explanation-karma-really-means-can-improve-life/
A school bully tried to push me down a stairwell. I ducked and he tumbled down the stairs, smashing his face. A teacher saw the whole thing. After finding out that I wasn't his only victim, they transferred him to the "D" classes in another part of the school. I never saw him up close ever again.
when I was in grade 9 I had this girlfriend and thought we would be together forever. well that didn't work out and we ended up breaking up. sadly she ended up turning a lot of the friend group we hung out with against me and my best friend at the time decided it was a good idea to date her. so grade 10 rolls around and they're still dating and a lot of that previous friend group still doesn't like me because of her. for PE class it was mandatory that we all went skating a number of times. I know how to skate but idk how to stop so either I crash into a wall or I just sit on the ice until newtons first law takes effect and I come to a stop. I finally get used to the ice and start skating pretty fast, shortly after on of my friends comes up behind me so I start skating as fast as I could and so does he (he was in hockey so he was pretty good and really fast). he over takes me and does a 180 while still skating backwards at full speed and screams "eat sh*t" as what friends do when you beat them. I look over at him only to find my ex standing a few feet away from my friend and I couldn't even say anything before all I saw was my friend and my ex slamming into each other and a massive SMACK fills the whole arena and my ex lands face first into the ice (she did not have a helmet on). it took everything inside me not to laugh, that was probably the best karma I have ever seen
Karma is not a b. She is a wonderful universal distributor of justice.
That's a lie. She's inconsistent, sporadic, and fickle on who she chooses to affect. Rarely does she get the people who deserve her most.
Karma is so cool if only he was more accurate
Who asked?
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My neighbor was smoking a cigar on his back patio. He apologized for the smoke. I told him it was okay.
His wife came outside and started berating him for smoking and smacked the cigar out of his hand.
The cigar landed in her prized rose bushes and they went up in flames.
I lazily offered her my garden hose to put out the fire. "Sadly", we didn't save her roses in time.
“A ring doesn’t plug a hole”.
That’s a new one on me, and a scummy turn of phrase if I’d ever heard one.
I was wondering what that comment was in reference to, and now that I've heard it, that is so sleazy. Clever, but sleazy.
Some people just don't give a frick. You don't need people like that in your life
The person describing the 200 person fight had a great writing style, I loved reading that!
If that were my school, the teachers absolutely would find a way to punish 200 students who beat each other up during gum class (in school suspensions, canceling all the student activities like field trips and dances, probably sending everyone back to kindergarten or replacing all our classes with boring and corny guest speaker lectures about violence and bullying)
Mines pretty simple:
Was diving with my family, stopped at a 4 way intersection. Second the light turned green, the huge truck next to us speeds off, leaving a massive cloud of smoke behind. It comes in through the open window and coughing ensues. Thankfully, the smoke cleared just in time to see the truck try to go over a dip in the road at full speed, only to bounce so hard the hood popped up and blocked the windshield, forcing them to stop and put the hood down.
Wasn't a lot, but it was funny as fuck.
Fuck coal rollers
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My class had an assembly and I wanted to be the host of the assembly. But the teacher said that I would do a horrible job. The assembly was horrible. Everyone made fun of the it and the teacher was embarrassed. And guess who got to host the annual assembly and got "host of the year" award?
That one about the farm in Africa, the funny thing about that one is that Monsanto isn’t even a company anymore...
MONSANTO went under. THE GENE-COPYRIGHTING BASTARDS ARE GONE?
@@conwaysquest6961 they probably reincorporated under a different name
Wait, what, when did this happen!?!?!?!? That is awesome if it's true!!!! Monsanto is evil.
Not my story but one I heard from my Step-Sisters Mum.
My Step-Dads Father (we'll call him Frank) was a very successful farmer who had made millions over the years and passed away a few years ago due to Cancer. I was told that he was a very decent man. Kind, polite caring, you name it. My Step-Dad (we'll call him Ian) however was the biggest piece of shit known to man. He was abusive, violent, a raging alcoholic, had every known substance in his system at one point or another and was just awful in every way. When Frank had died, Ian found out there and then at the hearing that he had been cut from the will and his part of the inheritance which was millions had been given to his ex-wife instead along with a message that just said "What? And you thought I was really going to leave you something? Don't think so, Sunshine. You don't deserve anything".
That story still has me in stitches to this day
One of my best friends in hs and I asked two of my family friends to our junior prom. She asked my family friend and I asked the exchange student who was living with him who had become part of the family. The family friend would be out of town that weekend, and only the exchange student friend was able to go. I told my best friend we could share my date, and so he escorted both of us. All of the pictures are with him with each of us on his arm. We had a blast! That’s what REAL friends do!!! 💃🏻💃🏽🕺🏻
When a human threw rubbish into my Loch, and then got the biggest bite wound he ever got.
How do you type with those huge flippers?
@@BuriedFlame he can bc he og
I fucking knew it you are real can I visit you when I have enough money to go to Scotland I want to give you a high five
@F.B.I don't take it away let them speak
all you asked for was about treefiddy
After a basketball game, we won, we were shaking the opposing teams’ hands and saying, good game. One girl, who had been fouled out for being aggressive reached out and raked her long sharp nails down my friend’s arm making it bleed profusely! She was reprimanded but just grinned. Next year the scratcher and I were in the same high school gym class and she was just as horrible. She pushed me to the gym floor, pretending to fall on me, driving my knee into the floor. I still have trouble with that knee 50 years later. Anyway, about a week after she broke my kneecap she fell off the pummel horse and broke her arm, badly. I smiled. I still hate her every time my knee hurts.
while waiting in the doctor's office i was shaking my leg very fast, because i was anxious, then and old man yelled me to chill the fuck down. as soon as he finished the sentence, the chair broke under him 🥰
I used to be popular, but some of the jerks hated me and made fun of my eyes (one is a violet colour, other one's blue. I can't explain why apart from the fact that my sight is bad in the purple eye) constantly. It was either my eyes or the fact that I'm short as hell. One day, the ringleader of the bullies (typical jock) called me a freak and I lashed out, punching him in the nose (it was broken) and kicking his leg so he fell over. He'd always push me around while calling me names, so I had been training in fighting for the last 6 months. I still train, almost 6 years later.
Another story that happened not long before quarantine:
This girl would steal my pencils, chew up the ends, them leave the pencils in my locker. So I replaced the eraser on my pencil with a mix of finely chopped jalapeno peppers and pink play dough. I knew she never brings water, and we can't leave class during a lesson. I pretended to be having a conversation with my friends, and the net minute I turn around as her face turns bright red.
HAHA A HAHA
Has the one eye Always been purple? Or did it turn purple? Because sometimes people can have slow blood vessel leaks in the colored part of the eye, and it can make your vision blurry...blue and red do make purple when you mix them after all.
@@tylaquiljones it's always been slightly violet but looking at old pictures it does look more purple now.
What's that called? Heterochromia? Whatever it's called it's very rare & wonderful!
I had two boxers when I lived in an apartment shortly after my divorce. I would take them down to the tennis courts at night to exercise for a while, usually after 11:00. They would frequently do their business on the court, and me being a responsible adult, would always pick it up.
So one night I'd deposited them in the courts (completely fenced in and accessed via gate) and was getting poop bags when I came back to find two middle schoolers in the court, messing with my dogs. I told them they needed to be careful, since they had no way of knowing if my dogs were friendly or not and could have gotten hurt. They gave me blank stares (had earbuds in), and just stood there. I wound up collecting my dogs and leaving.
On the way back to my apartment, one of them rode by on their scooter (on the opposite side of the road), flipping me off as he went. I told him to come over here and do it to my face. He turned to say something to me, and promptly ran into a car. I laughed and called him a dumbass.
The next day the complex management came to me, saying I'd been accused of calling the kid names. I said, "what did you expect me to do when he flipped me off and then smashed into a car?"
It turned out the little snot had left that part out. The owners of the car had reported a dent and some scratches on their car that hadn't been there previously, but the complex had no way of knowing who had done it until they talked to me. I don't know what happened after that, but I never saw that kid again.
At my very first job after graduating High School, I got a job as a dishwasher at a newly built Holiday Inn. I had to work the opening shift, and always had to finish up the night shift's dishes before I could even start my own work from the breakfast crowd (plus run up any food or coffee ordered through room service. (I was later made to vacuum the dining room before I started my day in the kitchen, at no extra pay really, as I wasn't allowed to clock in until after I vacuumed) Evidently, the night shift was able to leave at the end of their shift, even if the dishes weren't all done, and I had to finish theirs before I could do mine. The manager never came in until about 10:00 AM, so I was always taking my (well earned) break when he came in, and he always gave me a dirty look. One day, having never gotten a day off (after several months), there was a family doings that afternoon that I wanted to attend. I was caught up, so I went to his office to ask if I could leave a little early, so I could attend, He went off on me, telling me that I had to stay until the end of my shift, and that I had a colossal nerve asking that, and that if I left, then there'd be so much for the next shift to do, yadda yadda. He told me that I couldn't leave, but he wanted to see me back in his office when my shift ended. I finished my shift, then went back to his office, where he fired me right then, and told me I could pick up my final check in a week.
When I went in to get my check, the waitresses all told me that they were sorry I'd been fired, but they also told me that shortly after I was fired, some bigwigs from Holiday came in (anonymously, I guess) and fired him for being a bad manager. I felt bad for his wife, because she was always nice to everyone, but I knew that Karma had come down on him hard, even if, at that time, I didn't really know that much about Karma.
There were other times, later in life, where Karma hit hard, on someone had wronged me (and for minor things I did) so I didn't have to take any amount of revenge, even if I'd wanted to, as I'm not a vengeful person, really. Karma seems to be my friend, I guess.
That school gym fight sounds like something right out of an anime fight scene.
I was thinking The Simpsons or one of Seth MacFarlane's shows.
When I was in middle school, I went to a really small private school that was grades 6-12 so my sister and I went together at the same time. One day when I was in 6th grade and my sister was in 12th grade, this girl that was in 7th grade (and a toxic frenemy of mine during the entire time she and I went to school together for 3 years) decided it was a good idea to try and show me up to my sister’s friend and classmate, by giving him lots of hugs and being super clingy like he was her boyfriend. The guy is actually like an older brother to me, so when I told my sister later that the bitch told me that I gave him way too many hugs (1 or 2 a day lol) she told him. The next day at lunch while I was eating with said bitch and a couple of other friends he came and found us and said “I’m here for one thing and one thing only” and he walked over and gave me a huge bear hug. She stopped flirting with him and left me alone until the next year after he graduated.
The Transport Security one had me crying 😂😂😂
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When I was a kid, there was this guy (like 4 years older) who used to call me fat. My mother, being defensive as ever, took a load of our dog's shit and put it on his doorstep. This scared him, as everyone thus far had been submissive to his violent nature, so he moved house. He's in jail now cos he killed someone with a pavement slab when he was 18.
oh, i just remembered this funny story:
a group of reporters were interviewing a celebrity at an airport.
a crook pickpocketed several of the reporters, then ran for it when someone noticed.
BUT...the celebrity just happened to be a recent Gold Medal winner in a RUNNING competition!
so HE ran after the thief and easily caught him!
I was driving my boat through a narrow, shallow channel, under a short bridge. The kind where you need to lower the bimany top to fit under the bridge. The usual rules of the lake are to share the channel with oncoming boats. This one is too shallow and narrow to be passable by 2 medium size boats (mine is 22ft). So some guy on the other side started screaming, "Share the channel stupid bit@h! Who let's their woman drive a boat anyway!?" Bs like that. I told him the channel is shallow and narrow, but the verbal assault just kept coming. I told him he was too tall for the bridge and wouldn't fit anyway. (He had a boat with a wake tower). As soon as I cleared the bridge he slams on the gas and almost ripped his wake tower right off. It was a fiberglass boat with a single moulded wake tower. The tower was laying on the sun pad. I put the boat in neutral, and just pointed and laughed! A demonic evil cackle. Then my husband shouts to his wife, "Who let's a man drive a boat anyway!?" Best instant karma I've ever witnessed!
My most memorable match in The Elder Scrolls: Legends (online card game).
The troll of an opponent constantly taunted me throughout our match, even up to the point where we're both top decking. The end of the troll's turn: has 25 life, both lanes are full and 0 cards in hand. The start of my turn: I have 5 life and I draw Alduin (a powerful but expensive creature that destroys all other creatures when it comes into play) with enough mana to play it. The troll conceded before I could end my turn.
So what they say is true… you ARE Dragonborn!
My dad and grandpa had a trailer with some tractors on it. There was a dude in a small p*nis truck riding their trailer bumper. There happened to be a road killed raccoon on the road. My dad went over it and one of the chains on the trailer happened to catch the roadkill just right and flung it in the air and onto the windshield of the dude behind him. They were also going about 65mph. So the roadkill splattered when it hit the truck. One of my dads biggest regrets was not getting that on camera
I was driving to work one day after a major snow storm. Only one lane was open, the other still think with packed snow. I was doing about 35mph. This jerk in an SUV went around me blowing his horn and flipping me off. I see hair a couple of miles later doing 360’s in the road then land in the median stuck in waist deep snow. I stopped to make sure he was ok. He asks if I can help (pre cell phone days.) I jaunt said, “No” and drive off. Felt really good the rest of the day.
Instant karma hit me the other day. It was a joke before I tell the story, my friends and i joke all the time like this.
My husband and I went to sonic with our son and friend. Friend pays because he orders a huge meal and its basically like gas money. He gets heart burn. We go to his house and hes still moaning about it. I'm eating a grilled cheese and without missing a beat I tell him, "can you die a little quieter please?" As everyone laughs I choke on my food. Yeah.
Greatest experience I had was at a PayLess Shoe Store. The store was located off a busy street, so, me being smart, I backed into a spot in front of the store. I get into the store, and start looking for work boots. As I'm looking around I keep seeing, the ONLY store employee looking down my aisle. Like every couple minutes. I shrug it off until like the 8th or 9th time. I ask
"Can I get your opinion on these boots?" She comes over, and I speak with her for about 10 minutes on the different boots they offer. Afterwards I thank her, and go back to debating and trying on boots, but every so often I still see her checking up on me.
Finally the bell rings, signaling another employee entering the store. I think she'll finally stop checking on me, but nope, every couple minutes, and then I hear her saying "Ma'am, you can't leave with those? MA'AM YOU NEED TO PAY...." Bell rings. I look out of my aisle and see a woman fleeing on a bike. The employee gets behind the register and gets on the phone.
By this time I've picked out a couple pairs of shoes, one for work and a pair of heels because hey gotta treat myself and they were on sale. As I'm paying I look her dead in the eye and say "So... did you think I was gonna steal the shoes?" "Oh.. uh... its... uh company policy." She stuttered.
"Company policy?" I ask.
"Well yeah... when people back into a spot we're supposed to watch them because they might snatch and go..." She mutters.
"Like the chick who rode up on the bike?" I ask.
She shuts up and hands me my receipt. I take my stuff and leave.
My EX husband cheated on me while he was deployed and then with the director of our daughters daycare. I filed for divorce gave him everything basically other than mine and daughters belongings and my car. Gave him new home we we were building, my jet ski for the 6 acre lake, my 4-wheeler etc. He moved the side chick into the house that I picked out everything in. Next deployment a year later she cheated on him with her ex husband and moved him into his (was mine) house!!! He came home to surprise her and he got the surprise instead to find her ex living in the house. Later found pictures she posted on social media of her ex riding his jet ski and his 4 wheeler!! Ha Karma!!!
Well deserved, but HARSH!
If I was the guy going for the interview I would have just left as soon as I found out who was interviewing me. Wouldn’t get the job anyway so take the L
I was driving an ambulance with lights and siren on a rainy night, about 80 mph. A Porsche passes us on the right. About five minutes later, I see said Porsche pulled over by Highway Patrol. I laughed and honked the air horn after we passed.
“Neighbours on the balconies, having a smashing time…”
Ngl, I misinterprited that.
That farmer story had me heated, so happy those farmers where able to secure that bag 🥳
Used to sell cell phones and plans for a major company. Phones had a warranty for 2 years from the manufacturer, but that only covered malfunctions or lemons, basically, no physical damage, so we sold insurance in case you drop your phone and break it. We also had a huge variety of cases. So we always pushed the insurance, it was cheap and people honestly benefited from it, as I'm sure most of you know. But I had this one lady who flat out refused the $5 a month and refused a case for her brand new iPhone 7. This was just when it came out, so it was very big. No matter how much I tried to sell her on insurance or a case, she kept telling me she was very careful and nothing ever happens to her phones, and she was RUDE about it, like to the point of belittling me because I asked. I was a horrible salesman, but the insurance covered literally anything, even water, and it saved people a ton if they broke their phone. Anyway, finally the sale ended and as this bitch walked out the door, she yelled that she was going to contact my manager because I was so 'rude'. Soon as the door closed, she tripped on the sidewalk and her brand new iPhone got thrown to the ground, and instantly broke the screen. Couldnt even use it. Then she asked for a new one, and you should have seen her face when I told her I can't do anything bc she didn't have insurance.
Hahahahaha that's what you get, Karen!
My grandpa's karma : feeding stray cats and now we have about 15 kittens in the house. Karma is a bitch.
I had the opposite of the bus story. Was in a bus that ran a red light and nearly collided with a police car. They pulled the bus over, like a normal traffic stop, even went to the driver’s side window and issued the ticket instead of coming into the bus and talking to the driver. All passengers just sitting there in awkward silence thinking “wtf just happened?”
So my whole church youth group took a trip to Hawai'i one year, and we visited the volcano state national park. I told one girl that she should be respectful and probably shouldn't piss off the volcano god or whatnot because I knew enough about Hawaiian mythology to know that pele is temperamental at best and occasionally vengeful, and us being christains it's probably a good idea to be respectful. She dismisses my concerns entirely, doubting that any volcano god exists.
When we get there, she stands on this short lip in the pavement overlooking the volcano view from the viewing center. It's no more than 6 inches higher than the surrounding ground, and we're several miles from the crater because gases and fissures and whatnot. We can see some lava, but it's mostly uneventful.
The girl, while standing on this tiny three-to-six-inch ledge, openly claims to the sky and in the direction of the volcano several times that pele doesn't exist, and says some insults to the volcano goddess. The most that happened is some rumbling. I am by this point slightly worried for her.
When it's time to go, she steps down from this tiny ledge, and twists her ankle _so hard_ that she ends up in the honolulu emergency room, having broken and severely damaged her ankle and foot from a ledge no taller than a short stair, directly after having insulted and doubted the existence of a historically temperamental volcano goddess.
Don't mess with volcano gods, especially pele.
This seems fake. A church youth group takes pretty much the most expensive church youth group trip ever (costing thousands of dollars a head) and someone goes on such a trip despite not even being monotheistic and says that Christians should be respectful of polytheistic gods (not for the sake of avoiding unnecessary offense to other humans, but out of fear of offending polytheistic gods whose nonexistence is a fundamental part of Christian beliefs)---not buying it. Why would a church youth group take such an expensive trip, presumably leaving their parents for days? Why would a polytheist not only be part of a church youth group but go on such an expensive trip with them? Where was everyone else when this theological discussion was happening? None of it makes any sense.
@@erickpoorbaugh6728 I mean, it's a true story. I really do believe all gods exist, and I really did go on that trip, and all this really did happen. I had the "respect other religions" discussion in the rented minivan we took to the national park. Yes, this all happened.
Karma and justice story here...
Bully at my old middle school suddenly shot dead at age 15 by a gang member, considering that he himself also joined one during high school. After all those death threats he gave me as well as assaulting me numerous times, karma found a way to bite him in the ass.
The guy who shot him dead is currently serving a 60-year maximum prison sentence for numerous warrants, including but not limited to violation of parole, evading police for four years/resisting arrest when caught, first-degree murder (the bully), attempted murder (the bully's friend, who is also a rival gang member), vandalism, assault and battery, disturbing the peace, multiple counts of drugs, various counts of armed robbery, child abuse, animal abuse, and even grand theft auto. He was around 20/21 when he killed the kid who bullied me, so he's spending a majority of his future behind bars. It would be slightly surprising if he was still alive by the time he gets out in his mid-80s, albeit he'd be transferred to a retirement home when his early life goes by and he can't do much in his somewhat advanced age.
"a ring doesn't plug a hole" eye-
Being an amateur rapper is almost the same as being unemployed.
One day while I was walking my dog, we had an air quality advisory (welcome to Phoenix AZ) and there was this dude revving his car (don't ask me why, I guess he thought it made him look cool) and all the while I'm just standing there thinking "you do realize we have an air quality advisory right?" Also, it was 85 degrees out so it's not like he needed to defrost his car or smth that would make revving the engine as if it were a motorcycle somewhat warranted. Then he pulls out of his parking space, and his car stalls and turns off and he needs to re-start it lol. Word to the wise, don't rev a car engine, it really isn't good for the engine to do that and frankly, you don't look cool doing that, you look immature.
In college we had an event in which we needed group to participate in the competitions. Since I didn't have much friends I asked a girl who was the my closest friend to put me in her group or make a group together. But she said she was already asked to join two other groups. So I asked her if I could join one and she could join the other since she couldn't be in two groups. But she gave a lame excuse and I was left with no groups. Later that day I was very sad I didn't have any group, I found out some other group were looking for a member cuz they were shot of one. I didn't even know them. I went with them and had a great time and made new friends. And that girl couldn't even come to the event because both of her group members ditched her. Karma is a b****!!
My younger brother was trash talking me one time at a playground. He said, “I’d laugh if you got sacked.” And when going down a slide he somehow have been sacked by this kid on accident and he calls me for help. All I did was laugh at him.
I’ll add another story of my brother getting what he deserves. He knows my spirit animal is a bee and so he tried trash talking me again about how bees are useless and irrelevant. We were both at a traditional event with crowded people and after trash talking he grips my shoulder and whines. I quickly shove his hand off me and give him a “wth face.” He gives me a face of discomfort then looks down at his leg and jumps. I also look and we both see a bee on the floor. Later I find out he had gotten stung by the bee twice on his right leg.
4:47 Hol' Up, That's Racist.
Years ago hubby and I driving along a 2 lane country road. Cars slowing down as first in line making left turn. What happens hubby puts hand out of drivers side window to tell those behind to slow down. A car with group of young guys pass and flip us off, up front see left hand turn guy and to avoid t-boning them go into rock cut totally destroying their car. Karma's a bitch
The Great Middle School Civil War needs to a Remembrance Day annually. With the heroes of course being the picked-on kids who bravely fought for all picked-on kids every where!
I lost my job due to the coronavirus so i started this youtube channel, wish me luck!
Good luck.
I would give over whole paychecks to see the school gym FFA fight.
Little late and not too exciting, but here’s mine.
I’d just bought my first car (I was a minor at the time, but I _worked_ for that cash. And Mama Bear helped.) mere hours before this event. The dealership was in a different state, far but not too far, so Mama Bear made me drive so I could get some practice driving. The highway we were on was about 65-70 MPH, probably 65. It also had those runaway truck things with the huge dirt paths. This is relevant, I promise.
Fast forward ~30 minutes into the drive. I’m cruising at about 65 and unknowingly inching to around 68. The drive is pretty, but I can’t really look at it. My mom’s having a great time, though. Suddenly, I see this red, square car zooming past us on the left. They were going at least 15 miles faster than me, and I was a little over the speed limit. My mom and I have a running joke of “Just let them pass; they’ll take care of the cops for us,” basically “Don’t worry about them; just focus on your driving.”
Well, fast forward another ten minutes. I vaguely see something that I think could be police lights, but I’m not sure, so I don’t comment on it. A little after that, we see two cars pulled up on the runaway truck path. Guess who the county sheriff was parked behind? Yep. Little red sitting motionless on the hill. My mom and I found it hilarious. It wasn’t much, but it was nice seeing that little sprinkle of justice sweep out the dust.
Bruh the Tae-Bo story reads like a battlefield Epic. Glorious.
Battle of The Middle School kids ala Battle of the Bastards from GOT! 😂
14:45 total power move there. Funny how the thief didn't notice the "badge" was the id for a dj position.
i once was on discord asked a question to my friend and edited it to mock him,and he said "hey @myself,what do you call your other friend when you want sex?" then the guy he talked about instantly arrived and i said his name,that there i deserved it LOL
When i was in school one day a lot of students were waithing in front of the trafficlight in their bikes (welcome to the netherlands) a old man on his bike passed about 30 of us talking on the phone on how bad the youth is these days, while ridding trought a red stop 2 times. The seccond time 2 cops pulled him aside. Imagine 30 students and teenagers cheering when we passed them
My kind has an interesting relationship with Karma; she gets last say on how long or what type of personalized torture a soul experiences in Hell.
When ever someone been super mean or gets me really mad. They always end up in a car accident or car doesn't start or the universe removes them .I don't have to do anything but I always hear about it.
remind me never to piss you off
I have 2 stories to tell- tldr at bottom
1. I was going to my dad's place with my stepmother. There was 3 overall wankers on the highway we were both on. One of them didn't have headlights until he/she turned them on about 5/10 minutes later, another car was up my stepmother's car's ass (she was the one driving). She flipped them off and shouting in African (she's from South Africa), so that car off the lane my stepmother's car was on and sped up onto another car's ass. And the one that takes the cake was a little black hatchback, which was a (Who I will call sucker). Sucker had a very loud exhaust system (So loud it made my dad's Harley sound like a bicycle, which I'm pretty sure is illegal where I live) and they driving up other driver's asses. A minute or 2 later, I hear sirens. I smile and clap, but since they were on the other side, my hopes were let down. Just a minute before my stepmother goes into one of the exits, we see a police car behind sucker with the engine hood up. I smile with glee and clap harder.
2. I was outside in my backyard watching my cats (who I will call Loki and Lucifer) with my stepdad. As I help my stepdad puts the cats in, Lucifer was the only one that came in. I tell my mum and sister to look for Loki, while me and my stepdad were looking outside for Loki. As we were both outside, I hear dogs barking and Loki's bell (both my cats wear collars with a bell and nametag) outside on one of my neighbour's yards. I call out for Loki again and this time, he climbs up a tree from the neighbour's side, so my stepdad gets Loki while I apologise to the neighbour.
Tldr- Wanker driver gets pulled over and my cat crapped himself when he was in one of my neighbour's yards
The bus driver story is fake I've heard it 3 times with all different variations of it
As soon as the "everybody clapped" comment was said, it was a dead giveaway that it was fake. Ew.
Half of these are fake
Ya but I don’t listen because it’s true I listen because it’s entertainment
The greatest karma was the Metallica, Dave Mustaine Megadeth situation
It's not karma. They kicked dave out, and he formed megadeth, but it never came back to bite them in the ass. Metallica Is still, and always was bigger than megadeth so it's not really karma
@@mikerotchburns7287 Megadeth's first 6 albums are so much better than Metallica musically, that I don't know how Metallica sleep at night knowing they kicked him out. That's top karma.
I always think if of how many drugs you need to take to be kicked out of metallica lol
So I'm not on Reddit so it's definitely not me posting, but that prom story (no boyfriend: YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!) happened to me. My cousin was the one who said I couldn't come. So another single friend and I went out for sushi and shopping and had a (much more afforable) blast.
Back in the 6th or 7th grade we had to line up in the hall before we went to our french class and one girl was chanting "losers over there,gansters over here" the when she said "losers over there" she pointed to the wall on the other side of the hall. She told me to go over there and i did. When the teacher asked why i was over there i told her what happened and the girl got in trouble. Karma is a bitch
The sprinkler kicker story, that's some good karma! I spent two summers replacing the sprinkler heads in my yard down the side walk from kids kicking them, I hated replacing the damn things every day.
I was at an event and you needed to collect 4 colored wristbands to get a special prize i had done so and received my prize and still had the wristbands. A random person walked up to me and asked for one of them (there were a limited amount of each color) and since I didn't need it anymore I said sure without hesitation. He came back 10 min later with a whole swag bag and just gave it to me and said thanks. Instant karma can be good too.
14:35 this ia some kind of "Last night a DJ saved my life" haha
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“My sons mom”
𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗳𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻
In the great words of Bring Me The Horizon's song True Friends, "You can run, but you can't hide. Time won't help you. Cause karma has no deadline."
Not mine but I saw a post where there was a newspaper dispenser where you put a coin in and a hatch opens so you can get a paper. OP decided to grab 2 papers, but the hatch closed on his shirt, forcing him to pay again
The one with the girl who slipped on ice after threatening op reminds me of the salty splatoon episode of sponge bob
2:52 For traffic infractions, pretty much the cop has to see it. Running a red based on a witness will never generate a ticket or be adjudicated in court. I'm calling BS.
I had a boss that was trying to get me fired. There were a lot of instructions that were misinformed that led to poor results, backtalking, and gossiping. She flirted a lot and wanted to cause drama wherever she went. I kept telling her to back off since she liked to irritate me, but she insisted that she got her way and eventually put a wedge between a supervisor that I got along.
Eventually, there were instances of her leaving early when I found out that she had recently got married and didn't tell anyone since she was getting her way by flirting with everyone. I spilled the beans with the help of a said former manager who DGAF as she was about to leave the company. The resulting conflict led her to become so embarrassed (As she didn't even tell anyone she was engaged) that it led to her leaving the company, and I got a promotion due to the effort that was involved since it cleared up a lot.
Thought you were more popular, you deserve to be
21:24 I accidentally turned my volume up when they said “get the frick of the train” and it scared the crap out of me lol
The tourist Land Rover and lady in the Cadillac... Beautiful.
Also, for those who don't know, those two Snap-On rollaways (full of tools of similar quality) are probably worth 30-$50,000, for some idea of what his ex wife stole
5:55 I don't get it what's the big deal about snap on tools, can someone elaborate
They're great quality but overpriced, in my opinion. I think what sets them apart is that they deliver directly to you and have the same lifetime replacement guarantee as any other brand. Honestly, Pittsburg and Stanley are not terrible for hand tools, have the same replacement guarantee, and cost significantly less. And you can order online if you want them delivered. Now that I think of it, the only real advantage to Snap on is same day delivery, and maybe some less common socket and wrench sizes. Otherwise, way too overpriced to be worth it. Oh yeah, one more thing I guess- you can get Snap on tools and carts on credit, so you don't have to have thousands of dollars in hand the day you get the stuff....
Love this video 💯
13:04 That went from 0 to 100 real quick!
10:20 civil war at school
So thats what is needed.... 200 kids at the same time... Its to late for some us but spread the word
Had a kid spit in my loogie on my glasses and everything in middle school fast forward to my last year of high school at a special program to help raise my grades right next door to the place where bad kids are sent to avoid expulsion with the uniforms being army camo guess who’s being forced to do push-ups while I head to English class 😈
A colleague just told me about a story of when he was a cleaner at one of the cities top hotels. A client was there on business and felt he had every right to punch down on my colleague and treat him like his slave. As this rich prick turns to walk out onto the balcony, colleague had finished cleaning the windows of the slide door, they were so clean it looked like the door was open and client walks right into a closed glass door. Colleague had to run into another room to control his laughter.
The tailgating story: I was once being tailgated by a lowered Priora (those who know know), annoying the hell out of me, when I see an open manhole up ahead. So I drop a couple of gears and ride up to the hole at high RPM and as my wheel is about to drop into it I gun the throttle, lifting the front axle up and compressing the rear, after which I slam on the brakes to do the opposite and let my rear wheel hop over it. The guy behind me brakes too, nose diving into the manhole cover. Didn't stop to make sure he survived that.
That story about shifting tables sounds like something that happen to me during high school except i wasn't really paying attention. So when everyone got up i was really confused, and my two friends beside me just said were moving, and just shuffled over to the other table. Everything proceeded as normal and i just didnt question it and went back to eating at the other table.
the Kids that were being bullied dishing out Black eyes left and right like nobody's business cracks me up for some reason.
During the part about the gym fight reminded me of the Paradise PD intro.
2 snap on rollaways?! No judge would convict that killer!!
Tae-bo omg sooooo funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was setting at an intersection waiting to turn left, I had the yellow flashing arrow but there where cars in the opposite turning lane also so I couldn't see if anything was coming. Jackass behind me starts laying on the horn but if course I'm no going because only a complete dumbass turns into traffic when they can't see. So the guy decided it was a good idea to go around me and turn. There was a cop coming the opposite direction that has to slam on his breaks to keep from hitting the guy.
Seeing those blue lights come on was the best feeling ever and to top it off I got the green arrow like 15-20 seconds later and got to wave as I drove past lol.
12:19 sounds like some mortal Kombat stuff
2:37 whenever you say something like that, it's like, you've lost all credibility now
People forget that Karma comes in the good variety too.
Karma isnt real
11:43 MORTAL KOMBAT!!
6:40 "Nothing form Monsanto." Yeah that's why your substance farmers.
“And then the whole bus clapped” sure they did
No you see the people inside the bus clapped, the bus didn't clap itself.
@@oiltoast3723 the wheels on the bus go **clap clap clap clap clap clap**
99% of humans don't actually know what Karma means.
Almost all of these think that "Karma" is synonymous with "fate". It has _nothing_ to do with fate at all.
It's about balance isn't it?
@@jacobkohr7243 Karma has nothing to do with balance. It has nothing to do with fate. It is also, as a lot of people think, is NOT a synonym for the word "justice". ideapod.com/heres-great-explanation-karma-really-means-can-improve-life/
That bus driver lady sounds awesome
Those guys on the train had no idea they were fucking with Avdol lmao
"A ring doesn't plug a hoe" 😂😂🤦♂️
A school bully tried to push me down a stairwell. I ducked and he tumbled down the stairs, smashing his face.
A teacher saw the whole thing. After finding out that I wasn't his only victim, they transferred him to the "D" classes in another part of the school. I never saw him up close ever again.
An enemy of mine went too far by attacking my younger cousins who were little kids. I punched him so hard I broke his nose and he went flying.
school gym fight reminded me of that scene in Mean Girls lmao
when I was in grade 9 I had this girlfriend and thought we would be together forever. well that didn't work out and we ended up breaking up. sadly she ended up turning a lot of the friend group we hung out with against me and my best friend at the time decided it was a good idea to date her. so grade 10 rolls around and they're still dating and a lot of that previous friend group still doesn't like me because of her. for PE class it was mandatory that we all went skating a number of times. I know how to skate but idk how to stop so either I crash into a wall or I just sit on the ice until newtons first law takes effect and I come to a stop. I finally get used to the ice and start skating pretty fast, shortly after on of my friends comes up behind me so I start skating as fast as I could and so does he (he was in hockey so he was pretty good and really fast). he over takes me and does a 180 while still skating backwards at full speed and screams "eat sh*t" as what friends do when you beat them. I look over at him only to find my ex standing a few feet away from my friend and I couldn't even say anything before all I saw was my friend and my ex slamming into each other and a massive SMACK fills the whole arena and my ex lands face first into the ice (she did not have a helmet on). it took everything inside me not to laugh, that was probably the best karma I have ever seen
10:22 Lord of the Rings Battle Scenes 101
10:22 This story is what would happen if "Lord of the Flies" and "The Purge" had a baby