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Man sues twitch for giving him Carpal Tunnel & Chaffing his penis │25 million dollars

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  • @JWolfen_TMD
    @JWolfen_TMD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1821

    Out of everyone covering this topic today, Gundam did it best.

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      He also revealed way more of the lawsuit.

    • @danielarcher1459
      @danielarcher1459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He always does Wolfen, he always does.

    • @Wolfrich666
      @Wolfrich666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      to be honest gundam is the only one that doesnt make me cringe when looking at the news about this kind of stuff, all the others just, make me feel so much tedium.

    • @therealfrogjuice
      @therealfrogjuice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen

    • @catmixer4450
      @catmixer4450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The “Pepper jack” bit was very funny

  • @metazare
    @metazare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2012

    I know this guy needs actual help but I hope he wins.

    • @travislastname4668
      @travislastname4668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Doubt he will, but wld be funny. Tried similar stuff to like 4 or 5 other all thrown out court

    • @Velereonics
      @Velereonics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Seems like he files lawsuits as a career so I think he’s faking it, but the tos angle is pretty good. He shouldn’t have been exposed to sexual content but was.

    • @ElZamo92
      @ElZamo92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well...

    • @VandalAudi
      @VandalAudi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Will it make it to channels like LegalEagle or Lawful Masses though?

    • @chicostephenson
      @chicostephenson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      just on general principle, i hope he wins. the fact that it's news means it's a win.

  • @johnt7921
    @johnt7921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    When the simp becomes the slayer

  • @DirtySouthJR
    @DirtySouthJR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Everyone's first thought when hearing the news of this lawsuit: OMG I can't wait for Gundam to address this!

  • @albezus
    @albezus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    This guys is either the incel final boss or best troll of all time

    • @Megatron_95
      @Megatron_95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I'm going with the troll option

    • @betheone4837
      @betheone4837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Neither he's the Simp slayer. If he wins he'll be as big a hero of the last of us 2's leaker.

    • @sayxxdx
      @sayxxdx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@betheone4837 Can't agree since he basically pissed off so many people that canceled pre-orders over the leak. Then people started talking shit about the game on the internet even though they haven't played the game yet.

    • @hcmkultra5361
      @hcmkultra5361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@sayxxdx the game is shit dude

    • @narudan
      @narudan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@sayxxdx Oh bohooo you have to shoot money up there ass to talk about a story based game when you can just watch a stream of the game. Also he saved a lot of people a lot of money.

  • @JokerDaJokester
    @JokerDaJokester 4 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    I was happy when I first saw the news about it but i have a deep look into it and I was disappointed that it was some simp coomer. I will support him on his lawsuit against twitch tho. But we all know that this lawsuit won't go anywhere Lol

    • @sauron1414
      @sauron1414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yes commander.

    • @ChillBro.1
      @ChillBro.1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Pretty much,karma for some of them.

    • @cluckcluckmotherfker
      @cluckcluckmotherfker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Then again of it does, we already know where the money will go to.

    • @Olinser
      @Olinser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah he has zero chance of winning. He's basically whining that he's an addict and they're exploiting his addiction - no way he possibly wins.

    • @munky342
      @munky342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Mr Nobody he's serious enough that he's filed lawsuits to many large and powerful companies. He lost all of them. He'll lose this one too.

  • @WhinyB
    @WhinyB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Women: We want equality and to be taken seriously...
    Also women:

    • @HiddenOcelot
      @HiddenOcelot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @SmellsLikeCurry that's fine, as a man I'm ashamed of most men, so yeah I can feel that one lol.

    • @alphatoomega7949
      @alphatoomega7949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@HiddenOcelotThat sounds like something an incel would say like "Im not like other men"

    • @HiddenOcelot
      @HiddenOcelot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@alphatoomega7949 I never said I wasn't the same. Hell I'd actually say most men are the same, I cant rule myself out, I'm not the one who perceives myself in that context. But I mean I don't really like men who think of nothing but sex, or just use women, if that's what women want they can go for if, I wont stop them.

    • @Sum1BetrThanU1
      @Sum1BetrThanU1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Alpha this guy is so alpha that he had to name his account after it so we all know it 😂

    • @screwthenet
      @screwthenet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Right? Whatever, most women are bisexual in their subconscious so its all just hilarious to watch as the world falls apart. This all happened in older ancient civilizations ( not the cam stuff lol all the ways people could be acting until it all fell apart).

  • @andrewvillers6447
    @andrewvillers6447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    The Hardy Boys: Tales from the Dark Timeline. A man out in California just got a major clue, and followed it, to his PCs demise

    • @RyanJinxedCoffee
      @RyanJinxedCoffee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The *hardly* boys

    • @andrewvillers6447
      @andrewvillers6447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mike Hancho no, this guy was definitely one of the Hardy boys

    • @enjamessimpson
      @enjamessimpson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andrewvillers6447 If the OP was referencing the South Park episode then it was the Hardly Boys.

    • @rokkkrinn2793
      @rokkkrinn2793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've got such a raging clue!

    • @stevenbacon-cheddar9914
      @stevenbacon-cheddar9914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My clue’s pointing over here...

  • @CocktailsConsoles
    @CocktailsConsoles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    Tell the truth, Gundam.
    ... it’s Stu, isn’t it?
    Stu is suing Twitch for $20 million.
    Kinda hope he wins 😁

    • @Niche_YT
      @Niche_YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Stew

    • @terrybakersbagboydiaries4678
      @terrybakersbagboydiaries4678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Billy

    • @JWolfen_TMD
      @JWolfen_TMD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Wouldve thought it was Billy

    • @CocktailsConsoles
      @CocktailsConsoles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      J Wolfen LOL I almost put Billy then thought it was more appropriate for it to be the skeleton who seems to never leave his chair - poor boy dehydrated himself ruining that monitor 😁

    • @seb2750
      @seb2750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I put my th0t money on Billy, next is Stu

  • @deni1951
    @deni1951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    This mans Lawyer is a Godamn poet.

    • @xXHappymanXx1
      @xXHappymanXx1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The funny thing is he is representing himself he wrote all that shit on his own lmao

    • @stunner9005
      @stunner9005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The lawyer is laughing to the bank.

    • @SkeekyDragon
      @SkeekyDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A lawyer wouldn't touch this case with a ten foot flesh light

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@SkeekyDragonI guess the plaintiff's fleshlight must've been 11 feet long then. Lol

  • @larsjrgensen5975
    @larsjrgensen5975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Atleast Sasha Gray is more "family friendly" on Twitch, then most of the top 100 most popular Twitch girls out there.

    • @thedarklordx
      @thedarklordx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That's why she's not in the top 100

    • @thedarklordx
      @thedarklordx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@terminalbeach4973 I like the twitch streamers that just put on a sexy show for money, I don't respect the ones that resort to shady schemes and manipulations and other bullshit tactics. Pokimane cancelling anyone who dares speak against her while barely showing anything and not being sexy is far worse than any amount of cleavage, mini skirts or jumping jacks. Invader Vie is a psycho too.

    • @dahut95
      @dahut95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@thedarklordx thats the issue. If they wanna put on a sexy show they can go stream on a cam girl site. Twitch is a suppose to be a family friendly site. I wouldnt want my kid stumbling across this bs while i thought he was watching gameplay.

    • @spacemarine2180
      @spacemarine2180 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dahut95 don't worry a stupid child wouldn't look a stupid 2 hour gameplay at least that's what i think as a zoomer.

    • @nickc3856
      @nickc3856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@terminalbeach4973 "sex work" is whoredom and is disgusting and wrong.

  • @mortalthinker2945
    @mortalthinker2945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    “Eyedrops do nothing to hide his shame” LOL! Im dead! Great shyt ItsaGundam!

  • @thedanksavatron7782
    @thedanksavatron7782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    This dude must be Peter North's son if he short circuited his monitor & caused a fire with his load!
    ♨️⚡🖥️🔥⛲🔥🖥️⚡♨️

    • @CollegeDroputPowerpoints
      @CollegeDroputPowerpoints 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, hes just some guy who doesnt know lotion exists

    • @rotor13
      @rotor13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CollegeDroputPowerpoints woosh

    • @SIPEROTH
      @SIPEROTH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You people are naive. This guy sued Microsoft, Blizzard, Sony, Nintendo. How does a guy afraid to get out of his house manages to sue major companies and waste hundreds of thousand of dollars all the time?
      Is his father a billionaire?
      Second why is his lawsuit so stupid? Why write all that bullshit about cumming on a monitor?
      Any lawyer ever would have said to him not to write that. If his father is rich and has been around in the world would also not let him write such stupid shit or giving him money for this silly things.
      Also don't know if you noticed but the guy happens to conveniently live in California where most of this companies have headquarters or offices.
      This guy isn't some crazy guy suing Twitch. He is payed to sue this companies threw a third party by this companies themselves.
      He puts silly things in lawsuits that will make a judge roll his eyes and tell him to go get some help so the company can easily win and have a court record of winning such case so if anyone tried to sue for any similar reason they can use the previous win to say "See! We went to court before over this and the judge ruled in our favor. There is precedence on this".
      The guy's whole life description is probably fake as hell.

  • @gmanawesome5773
    @gmanawesome5773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    I REALLY HOPE THIS GOES TO COURTS, IT GONNA BE HILARIOUS

    • @KeavyGoesLive
      @KeavyGoesLive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The defense calls Gundam to the stand as an expert witness on Twitch Thottery

    • @gmanawesome5773
      @gmanawesome5773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Monkey4274 Gaming THANKS

  • @gabrielboorom6196
    @gabrielboorom6196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Plaintiff: "Your Honor, my member has been greviously assaulted!"
    *Judge laughs himself to death*

  • @TK0921
    @TK0921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Let's be real, this lawsuit's entire existence is a massive joke and never had any hope of actually going anywhere. But damn it, it sure is hilarious and entertaining that it exists.

  • @BlueLighteningGojo
    @BlueLighteningGojo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    If he wins...it will be the ultimate win of all time.

    • @chavonjames8941
      @chavonjames8941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Naw that award and title already belongs to Ninja since Mixer is shutting down 🙈 30 mill

  • @nnathan1874
    @nnathan1874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    4:03 Editing that guy who was crying over Star Wars into the clip was priceless.

  • @MrYelly
    @MrYelly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Twitch, I will fear no thottery, for You are with me; Your fleshlight and Your neosporin, they comfort me."

  • @petrirantanen
    @petrirantanen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    wtf. 2 weeks ago i didn't know who's pokimane, jeffree starr, suzy lu, onision etc.. because of covid i lost my job and wanted just to laugh. now i feel dirty even knowing these people but life is hard lol. at least im laughing my ass of. thanks dude. cheers from Finland

  • @millermonsterair
    @millermonsterair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    man, this "rubs me the wrong way" lol

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Billy: Is the internet on again? Time for some Twitch viewing! :P

  • @rodaynet
    @rodaynet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    earth destroyed by a large meteor " Women are the most affected"

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Check out Greenland (2020), starring Gerald Butler. Then concentrate REALLY hard to make it happen! :P

    • @Proger-sj8cj
      @Proger-sj8cj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Aliens : We don't believe in woman or human rights*

  • @Rogerztheurbanlegend
    @Rogerztheurbanlegend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "It looks like a finger"...I actually laughed myself into a wheezing fit.

  • @KaymalaHarris
    @KaymalaHarris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    LOL he said “twitch thots” here come all the white knights to the defense of their favorite streamers 🤣

    • @HiddenOcelot
      @HiddenOcelot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah they arent white knights, it's Simps lol

    • @MisyeDiVre
      @MisyeDiVre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@HiddenOcelot The White Knights of Simpalot.

    • @SneedBass
      @SneedBass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MisyeDiVre the white knights of the cucktable from simpalot.

    • @Lemontarts01
      @Lemontarts01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah they leave a dislike
      Get disgruntled
      Call him a virgin idiot in their head and they don't watch 30 secconds
      Straight up virgins with no personlaities

    • @AQUASURF
      @AQUASURF 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simp nation will rise - LOL

  • @orvillepareja9393
    @orvillepareja9393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    Welcome back to another episode of: "Why hasn't humanity died out yet?"

    • @terrylandess6072
      @terrylandess6072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I started out smashing like buttons, then I found Twitch....

    • @terrorriizz
      @terrorriizz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      jesus' mercy thats why lol soon tho

    • @gamerdweebentertainment1616
      @gamerdweebentertainment1616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      because the generation that should die out hasn't grown up (age) yet

    • @RobinMcBeth
      @RobinMcBeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because all the sex leads to more children.

    • @orvillepareja9393
      @orvillepareja9393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RobinMcBeth _hmmm_

  • @ModernExpressGamer
    @ModernExpressGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    As ridiculous as the story is, I somehow hope he wins just for the sake of it.

    • @AzeKannagi
      @AzeKannagi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah me too.

    • @chicostephenson
      @chicostephenson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i hope he wins too. twitch is an absurd channel.

    • @Proger-sj8cj
      @Proger-sj8cj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *It's 2020 , anything is possible*

    • @mainelettuce9040
      @mainelettuce9040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @ModernExpressGamer - This man is to be taken seriously because:
      1. There are several retinal issues that can be caused due to over exposure to your monitor light up close.
      2. A drop of any liquid can cause damage to a monitor depending on where inside it gets.
      3. Constant rubbing of the skin can cause severe chafing especially to sensitive areas as mentioned.
      4. Over exposure to suggestive sexual content possibly caused Compulsive Sexual Behavior (This is real).
      5. This man has probably suffered financial loss due to donation requirements for his addiction.
      This man deserves to win not just to save Twitch but to save the Children from this Sexually Suggestive Content. This man is going where no other man chooses to go. the INCEL vs the THOT. I hope he WINS

  • @riegen.
    @riegen. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    A true definition of "The Hero we need but not we deserve"

  • @lohitheshja5677
    @lohitheshja5677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bruh I still can't thank Poki enough for helping me discover your channel

  • @no_4259
    @no_4259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    He could have used the “think of the children” excuse and it would have made more sense considering Twitch markets itself for gamers, and let’s remember the US still considers video games as “for kids”.

    • @brainstormchannelbc1981
      @brainstormchannelbc1981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking the same thing, parents need to know what going on on twitch, its will go television for sure!

    • @mikethepokemaster2012
      @mikethepokemaster2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Bruce Wayne yeah no. Look at the millions people making off games who are adults. Get that old way of thinking out of here

    • @MsElizaRae
      @MsElizaRae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If he has a good lawyer they're definately going to bring these points up

    • @dmrc43
      @dmrc43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What are you living in the 1980s? Videos games are not for children, they are used in the military, flight simulators, the list goes on.

    • @customsongmaker
      @customsongmaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What are the biggest games? Minecraft, Fortnight? What's the average age of the players, 12?

  • @ReconClone
    @ReconClone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    ngl I'm rooting for the coomer.

  • @dragonleo2009
    @dragonleo2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Man sues twitch for $25 million!" *sees Billy in the thumbnail*

  • @lgzz4885
    @lgzz4885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Imagine the conversation between this dude & the lawyer where he is explaining all this 🤣 bustin nuts on the screen causing the apartment to have a black out 😂 eyes all f’d up!?! This is too much 🤣 🤣 all this is a telltale sign that he isnt really using that flesh light 😒

    • @Proger-sj8cj
      @Proger-sj8cj 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joseph H
      *And the judge is like 80 years old or something and gets a heart attack*

    • @LibraritheWizardOfficial
      @LibraritheWizardOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You think any law school graduate would be dumb enough to take this case? He's a pro se litigant, as these exceptional individuals always are.

  • @Tun-Dar
    @Tun-Dar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

  • @ibeshaler
    @ibeshaler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "We don't even have an animation for this!" lmfao

  • @Rockboygg
    @Rockboygg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I still dont understand why these people throw money at those girls, when free porn exists!

    • @mirage_panzer2274
      @mirage_panzer2274 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      wanna feel "engage" directly with the female they want to submit to.

  • @DONTHURTMELOL
    @DONTHURTMELOL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Can we do a GoFundMe to give this man the best lawyers possible? I actually want him to win. lol

  • @Caustic12
    @Caustic12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Im old enough to remember when Twitch was about streaming video games.

    • @Mr_Zx
      @Mr_Zx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your only 6 years old?

    • @ramseyomega9611
      @ramseyomega9611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i been watching twitch since the very beginning

    • @Caustic12
      @Caustic12 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mr_Zx I am 6 yrs old, and then some.

  • @Rheyndraziel
    @Rheyndraziel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Great video, I loved bringing Billy back, he's a very important part of the channel

  • @toxicwarpig
    @toxicwarpig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    As long as your cute, you can be shameless. Thats what Twitch is teaching me.

  • @Umbra3357
    @Umbra3357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Gundam : We all need something to laugh at so our day passes easier. Heres me laughing at gundam everytime i watch him. Btw glad to see him still getting sponsored.

  • @rnghatesme7626
    @rnghatesme7626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    This is the quality content I subscribe for. TH-cam, monetize this man NOW.

    • @ThatGuy-en2nn
      @ThatGuy-en2nn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TH-cam: We heard you loud and clear. *DEMONITIZED*
      FUHRER Wojcicki: *Smiles*

    • @umackchyually8286
      @umackchyually8286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There is 0% chance this video gets monetized

    • @ItsOverFatKid
      @ItsOverFatKid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wheres the money susan? Bunny says your good for it.

  • @rob221d3
    @rob221d3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    You gotta admit THOT's are featured as soon as you sign in. That's like leaving an open bottle of vodka in front of a alcoholic. The hypocrisy is too funny!

  • @Fhyrne
    @Fhyrne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Start a fund to help him hire the best damned lawyers there is. He needs this win.

    • @malyteusz555
      @malyteusz555 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @No Name no no, he's got a point

    • @malyteusz555
      @malyteusz555 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      well, whatever you say

  • @katajiro8178
    @katajiro8178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Comparing Twitch to a pimp is accurate.

  • @yunelurking
    @yunelurking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    2020 is one hell of a year so far. Imagine if the guy wins the lawsuit?

    • @allooutrick8266
      @allooutrick8266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      2020 has been so strange he just might.

    • @deadweight7334
      @deadweight7334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Honestly, it might fix twitch if thots lose.

    • @yort7002
      @yort7002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is how 2020 can still be ok

    • @notmychairnotmyproblem
      @notmychairnotmyproblem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At this point I wouldn't expect anything less

    • @someguycalledcerberus9805
      @someguycalledcerberus9805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If he does, we might widen this to public spaces and slowly introduce mandatory burkas.

  • @ItsAGundam
    @ItsAGundam  4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Thanks to This video was sponsored by Surf shark VPN
    Go to surfshark.deals/itsagundam - Enter promo code itsagundam for 85% off and 3 extra month for free!
    Timestamps
    0:05 Twitch is being sued (pepper Jack)
    1:24 A sex addict? (thank god for the internet)
    2:29 Dramatic reenactment
    3:49 twitch targets this man (tell me this isn't sexual)
    5:21 help me lord give me strength Jesus (nobody cares about dudes)
    6:30 only streaming to take advantage of thirsty men (dramatic reenactment)
    7:38 Community guidelines mean nothing on twitch
    8:11 The boobie streamers list
    8:50 oversized c1it
    10:00 the rice queen
    10:46 I'm not paying for a dresser!
    11:21 The Queen of Squats for subs (dramatic reenactment)
    12:23 thotapalooza
    12:55 shameless
    14:00 The thot that got a 300k house for dancing
    14:30 Alinity need I say more
    15:20 empower me lord so I may smite the thot (poor poki)
    15:48 Velvet 7
    16:37 loserfruit makes out with chicks on stream (twitch wont partner me)
    17:30 Surfshark
    18:35 The man who had to Neosporin his tip...
    19:33 invaderveeee give me money (cant make jokes)
    21:12 the fleshlight

    • @rickytv12
      @rickytv12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I need a VPN after this shit lol.

    • @ang310gonzalez9
      @ang310gonzalez9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂this title bro

    • @betheone4837
      @betheone4837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @my name it's his video lmao

    • @KazuhiraMiller46
      @KazuhiraMiller46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol best article evar!

    • @noodles8231
      @noodles8231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bout time I get a VPN

  • @mrfatmanguylel1326
    @mrfatmanguylel1326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I liked it when he was looming over the stuff as if he was god, a god that was severely disappointed in his creation

  • @JeanP
    @JeanP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    omfg this is a first for me. This bought me to tears with the finisher on the monitor...hahahahhaa never in my 80 yrs of living on this planet have i ever heard this...**clapping** bravo, bravo...i'm in tears..putting this on loop while i shower no... jesus

  • @GameRaveTV
    @GameRaveTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "I don't even have an animation for this!" needs to be a running joke.

  • @youtubeisasshoe69
    @youtubeisasshoe69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I'm a reasonable man. I'll totally pay these girls for stuff like new dressers. They just have to you know... clean my house, cook me food, and shut up.

  • @johnnymclaneutah
    @johnnymclaneutah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Is the man
    Based? - YES
    Redpilled?- YES

    • @looweegee252
      @looweegee252 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, based is a term for Christian. Red pilled are nofap advocates. Stop this.

    • @MisyeDiVre
      @MisyeDiVre 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@looweegee252 YES.

    • @stephenobrien6983
      @stephenobrien6983 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who's got the clip?

  • @Sum1BetrThanU1
    @Sum1BetrThanU1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “It looks like a finger” you killed me, papa.

  • @susanocrotty2009
    @susanocrotty2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    When she's sitting on the tennis court net, you can see she used the morph tool on her gut.

    • @whyjon2990
      @whyjon2990 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      bullshit you were looking at her gut xD

    • @riseoftheflutes1739
      @riseoftheflutes1739 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hatwox look it up

    • @MoonBeamLaser
      @MoonBeamLaser 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s the approximate time stamp?

  • @merrickentertainment
    @merrickentertainment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Omg I'm not even half way through and I can't stop laughing 😂 😆 🤣

    • @charlesfieldsjr.3060
      @charlesfieldsjr.3060 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m crying 😂😂😂

    • @sexistspaghettios
      @sexistspaghettios 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just checking in to make sure we didn't lose you. Did you survive the end of the video?!

  • @DanDaMaN95cov
    @DanDaMaN95cov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When you live life on recruit difficulty.

    • @BossManSays
      @BossManSays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Birdman in the house

  • @certifriedpothed
    @certifriedpothed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Aye yo Gundam I've been on a literal week long binge watching all the content you've put out thus far and I gotta say you're pushing out epic content my guy! It's beyond refreshing to see SOMEBODY telling it like it is! You've got that old school Dolemite mentality!

    • @certifriedpothed
      @certifriedpothed 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You'll get that stable my dood jus gotta keep spitting that hot magma!

  • @SirChubblesSteen
    @SirChubblesSteen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I still scoff when Alinity tried to say she isnt strong enough to throw her cat. That cat weighs like 8 to 10 pounds, a child could throw that cat.

    • @whiskydoctor7477
      @whiskydoctor7477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Tbh, when i was 8 i YEET the cat from people next door from my backyard to theirs, across an almost 2 meters high wall, yet the mf keep coming for more lol

    • @sinisterisrandom8537
      @sinisterisrandom8537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Excuses Excuses Excuses if that was true she wouldn't be able to get out of her bed at all

    • @jonahtexhex2835
      @jonahtexhex2835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whiskydoctor7477 Ya gave that cat attention just like Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band the cat always returned for more.

    • @MsElizaRae
      @MsElizaRae 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Children do throw cats 😂😂😺

  • @Drums_of_Liberation
    @Drums_of_Liberation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Nah, you don't want to be part of an HBO streaming service. HBO won't even let Elmer Fudd have his shotgun in their Looney Tunes show. Anything you'd do would just be one big censored bar.

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have the powers that be taken Winnie the Pooh's shotgun yet?

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zacharyrollick6169 Not yet, but I'm sure one Twatter will point out Pooh's addiction to "honey" is coded language for toxic masculinity or exploitation of bee allies, because why the hell not? :/

  • @dujon
    @dujon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "They beat 'insert item/person' harder than a Hong Kong protester. " Is the best comment ever

  • @AlbandAquino
    @AlbandAquino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's a LOT of unwanted pictures in my mind ...
    Another great video dude. Love the work. Kudos from Bordeaux !

  • @stark1987
    @stark1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    i wouldnt have a single problem with any of this if twitch would place that "you must be 18 years or older" sign on the front door, this is indeed babys first pron site, and we wont see any change until some us senator gets a 30k dollar bill from his twelve year old son
    and a side note, id like to see more of fluffy vs billly

  • @Mauldoon5
    @Mauldoon5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I’ve been waiting for this, the second I heard about this story.

    • @707Talon
      @707Talon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same lmao first person I thought of was Gundam

  • @MrMorta1ity
    @MrMorta1ity 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro, you are one of the only youtubers i would actual want to go grab a beer with. Keep being real and good luck to you in the future.

  • @rorystfu
    @rorystfu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gundam, leading the simps away from Twitch: "Do not look behind you, nor stop anywhere in the Plain; flee to the hills, lest you be swept away"
    But the simps, from behind him, [foolishly, longingly] looked [back toward Twitch in an act of disobedience], and they became pillars of salt.

  • @benshattuck6413
    @benshattuck6413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Just got my ridge wallet, thanks papa gundam!

  • @aidans4588
    @aidans4588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    Who’s here before the title gets changed

    • @dethaw6926
      @dethaw6926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It’s such a beautiful title though

    • @betheone4837
      @betheone4837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me I think.

    • @CarbnXL
      @CarbnXL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what was the original title? if he shared this video on tubemarch he could keep the youtuber title clean and be free with the tubemarch title!

    • @ytgrreenn9554
      @ytgrreenn9554 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      me

    • @ma5terbuilder012
      @ma5terbuilder012 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello

  • @soniaj2185
    @soniaj2185 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Off work and glad to see this upload to unwind to ^-^ didn't know you got another sponsor, congrats!

  • @Tha1mikemike
    @Tha1mikemike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A 26 min Gundam video! Christmas come early this year!!

  • @aidans4588
    @aidans4588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3:57 this entire video on screen killed me

  • @DevilArms14
    @DevilArms14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Gundam, you cannot imagine the amount of conflict I feel whenever you flash It'sAWaifuu on the screen and say 'uWu.' I don't know if there's a word for when one finds themselves in a state of arousal and incomprehensible amounts of cringe, at the same time. Iv'e decided to dub it, "Cringe-wood." Urban dictionary, here I come.

    • @Hell-Flexin
      @Hell-Flexin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Excellent naming 10/10

    • @angrytheclown801
      @angrytheclown801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's the return of the Why Boner! With a vengeance!

  • @BUBBA808
    @BUBBA808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love his animated character it makes the video that much more entertaining!😂

  • @kandrotas22
    @kandrotas22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The definition of taking one for the team, mad respect to that dude

  • @ninetailedfox79
    @ninetailedfox79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    WHY WOULD HE PUT THAT LAST PART IN THE LAWSUIT!? OMG I WANT TO SEE THE JUDGE’S FACE ONCE THEY GET TO THAT PART!! CAN WE GET A CAMERA UP IN THAT COURTROOM PLEASE!?

  • @jacquelinej2036
    @jacquelinej2036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Twitch, the company that helps and perpetrates women exploiting and taking advantage of weak men. I don't know if he has a chance but this description of twitch is not wrong

  • @borischan5252
    @borischan5252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This lawsuit already did it's work by bringing awareness to this issue. I think a lot of companies will think twice about sponsoring or advertising on Twitch now, that's when Twitch management would really care. They only care about money.

  • @Inboc85
    @Inboc85 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love ya Gundam, never stop making the content you wanna make!

  • @ThaGodLegacyHD
    @ThaGodLegacyHD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was the funniest video Gundam has posted in 2020. If I was a full on "Reaction" channel id definitely do a react to this.

  • @averyaustin1
    @averyaustin1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The time of ruin is nigh, one due to the distortion of man’s own heart, from which none can escape....

    • @stsk7
      @stsk7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Indeed. This started in the 70s

    • @mangaaddict3056
      @mangaaddict3056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This lawsuit could actually fuck up Twitch. Hope it does, these Supercels needed a wake-up call...

    • @69dividead69
      @69dividead69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are you quoting Persona somehow? Maybe not, though the phrase sounds oddly familiar.

    • @headshot217
      @headshot217 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      what's this from lemon head?

    • @averyaustin1
      @averyaustin1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Zaknafein Shirafune It’s said by Igor on the 23rd of December

  • @jib6984ify
    @jib6984ify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The guy crying with the glasses in the clip had me on the floor with laughter

  • @brockjohnson5180
    @brockjohnson5180 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is the first video I have ever seen by you and I got to say, I'm a fan you got yourself a new sub my guy.

  • @inanewarrior753
    @inanewarrior753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Should we root for him or roast him. I'm confused

  • @gswarriors1439
    @gswarriors1439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I really hope this guy wins the 25 mill, that would change his life for the best.

    • @bartnail2856
      @bartnail2856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yea ,he would have money to buy the premium snap if he won.

    • @peternystrom921
      @peternystrom921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @HellYeaNixon Haha 100% true.

    • @yagamijubei28
      @yagamijubei28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His parents are suing twitch on his behalf, not him. They want money

    • @jeremyk9000
      @jeremyk9000 ปีที่แล้ว

      He would definitely simp $25 mill in a few weeks.

  • @form4li7y
    @form4li7y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *reads title
    A God amongst men has come forward to show us the way.

  • @superman04p
    @superman04p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There is no possible way this dude is expecting to win... Even if there was sufficient "evidence"...(ugh)...to prove his case, there is ZERO chance the courts would set that kind of precedence. Can you imagine the tidal wave of lawsuits that would follow ...🤣

  • @silentaces732
    @silentaces732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Finish on the face of his favorite streamer I can't stop laughing at this... If this is true he's got my vote for simp 2020 award.

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know that's what this dude was going for.

  • @razvanc3842
    @razvanc3842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this one was one of your best sir, laughed til i woke my neighbours, also I missed the long videos. to your good heath sir and stay safe.

  • @mr.dakkadakka2845
    @mr.dakkadakka2845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Wait till this guy finds out about porn.

    • @lammensjack
      @lammensjack 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Requiescat in Pace Mr Penis you have served in great honor in the battle of Cumbaya

    • @looweegee252
      @looweegee252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Porn doesn't pretend to be your gf lol

    • @teekaybe4016
      @teekaybe4016 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am just wondering why cant this same exact lawsuit apply to porn websites.

  • @drakeobloody1150
    @drakeobloody1150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You're the only thing that keeps me going in these horrible times gundam , suffer for our entertainment !!!

  • @LouisianaBurns
    @LouisianaBurns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Twitch: *has thots*
    Guy: *sues twitch for thots*
    Me: maybe twitch will go back to being a game streaming platform 🙄

    • @jrstation4775
      @jrstation4775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hi are you a real anime girl

    • @accelerator8558
      @accelerator8558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the hopes and dreams

    • @williamdunhan341
      @williamdunhan341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Random dude: ...Nah probably not.

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Doubt it

    • @ChillBro.1
      @ChillBro.1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bless your heart for being so pure and optimistic 😂

  • @SteveSkits
    @SteveSkits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This guy got mad at Twitch because he's a simp. 😂 Gundam you're a legend.

  • @TheAlaskanwolf
    @TheAlaskanwolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was the video I needed after the day I've had. Thank you Gundam.

  • @antonybryans906
    @antonybryans906 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Literally crying with laughter through this!!! God bless you Gundam you legend

  • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
    @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Plot-twist: The man is not a man, but a guy. The Guy in fact - its DSP!

    • @SoyFelipeCTM
      @SoyFelipeCTM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who is dsp

    • @runeknight426
      @runeknight426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Plot twist : it's actually Billy

    • @sheenaQuarto83
      @sheenaQuarto83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      God Damnit Gundam get Billy away from the Computer

    • @angrytheclown801
      @angrytheclown801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gout Lives Matter!

    • @excaliber2010
      @excaliber2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DSP doesn't like women though, have you seen him in videos with his wife? There's no chemistry or love between them.

  • @papasalvo
    @papasalvo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    22:10 has this man never heard of lube? I mean they sell like 16oz bottles of it if he can afford the eclectic one he can afford a few bottles of lube dame

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you are really poor, just spit in there.

    • @noyou9379
      @noyou9379 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      pretty sure he graduated from Lube to Neosporin

  • @blazestephen9102
    @blazestephen9102 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    gundam literally makes my damn day when i go on my weekly binge of watching his videos

  • @zernsk7
    @zernsk7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have to be honest, this is the greatest video I've watched all year.

  • @huggleskuishy
    @huggleskuishy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love the way Dennis says "PeppER Jack, are you serious!?"

    • @leonrobinson8180
      @leonrobinson8180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pepper Jack's the closest we'll get to live action A Pimp Named Slickback.

    • @huggleskuishy
      @huggleskuishy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@leonrobinson8180 agreed 100%

  • @butsmash
    @butsmash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The "now's my time to expose myself" part killed me

  • @MrJermunaattori
    @MrJermunaattori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So Gundam doesn't know vibrating fleslights exist. Can't wait for the next unboxing video.

  • @dreammfyre
    @dreammfyre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “Dexetro”
    Every time I google that damn site. (FYI they’re named DexERTO)

    • @Hakeens
      @Hakeens 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NOBODY CARES!