I'm sure this comment will be lost amongst all the others, but Jordan, your content is fantastic and I have been a fan for years. You are sincerely the most entertaining TH-camr I have ever watched. Your videos brought me through really difficult times over the years due to my health. No matter what happened I always had your videos to look forward to. Thank you for doing what you do.
On the Kinder topic, I'm 18, and have been given them for Easter this year, and I have tins full of the old classic toys. Man, I feel sorry for America, you lot are missing out!
It's not just specifically the Kinder Surprise eggs that are banned, it a law that bans any candy with something inedible (ie. Toys) inside of them. The law is from the 1930's: "The Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act prohibits confectionery products which contain a “non-nutritive object”, unless the non-nutritive object has functional value. Essentially, the Act bans "the sale of any candy that has embedded in it a toy or trinket"."
To be honest, if I was into as "boy" of things when I was a kid, Tech Decks were something I did enjoy when bored. Something about them. I mean yeah, I had cars, lots of hot wheels and match box, but I actually had entire worlds I'd create for them and would imagine I was running it like traffic systems and transit networks rather than the typical vroom vroom vroom lol.
I read up on the Kinder Egg situation in the US. They aren't banned because somebody actually choked on them. The US just has a law that in general outlaws any food with inedible contents inside.
It was cool to see Jordan win again, he was on a bit of a bad streak and it looked like it was wearing on him. All that bad mojo was shaken off, and he was enjoying things again. That last map was pretty cool and interesting, I mean, the whole round seemed pretty fun for everyone. I will say, don't have a jawbreaker in your mouth, when, walking up a bunch of stairs, it doesn't lead to good things. Oh, no, definitely not. As to common sense, rules are very different in other countries when it comes to safety. Like at a festival with rides in Germany, when a ride starts to slow down to let new people on, everyone rushes on the still moving ride to get a seat. It would be like, as if, the Teacups at Disneyland had no barriers at all, just all open, and as soon as the announcer said the ride was ending, and it was starting to slow down, whole families would rush onto the platform to stake a claim to a teacup. Somehow, it works there, without people being injured or getting mad. It's weird, but, that common sense, they assume you have it in regards to your own personal safety. Such crazy ideas.
Why is everyone complaining about Trollcraft basically stopping/coming out rarely? Do you not know the story of Pixelmon, The End of Minecraft, Mianite, Ultra Modded Survival and more that I can't remember off the top of my head? I thought not, it is not a story the Jedi would tell you...
FDA has a ruling saying that non-edible products can't be sold inside edible products, so buying chocolate covered plastic eggs are a no-go. Fortune cookies, on the other hand, can be sold because the fortunes are edible. King's Cake is an exception to this rule that makes no sense though
As a Canadian, when I was little, the way I would open the inside of the egg was by popping it open with my teeth. I can totally see how it could have shot down my throat when doing it.
So, the kinder egg thing... It's only illegal if the entire toy is covered in food, so the companies long ago figured out that they could bypass the law by not connecting the two halves of the chocolate shell.
I feel bad for Nick sometimes. He's just sitting there trying to say something then he's interrupted by Jordon screaming random noises and curse words.
It's not a ban on the eggs. its a ban on non food items being encased in a food. it is to prevent something like smuggling illegal objects through food.
I have two thoughts: 1. Nick kinda sounded like saying that the prison a very bad thing (im not talking about max sec prison), well only bad thing is lack of freedom. Gym, food, bed to sleep in, roof above your head, education, medication help, and everything is for free! If someone make a robbery and steals like 100k $, hides money so no one can find it, sits in jail for 7 years, goes out, transfers to foreign account and boom now he can use it legaly! 2. Nick idea about kinder egg opener channel would probably work for you mainly, beacause you're already well known on youtube industry, and also every one would watch those videos to listen to whatever topic you will talk about....more like a vlog channel.
I might be wrong about this, but I heard somewhere that it isn't actually that Kinder Eggs are dangerous but rather in the US you just can't have no edible things inside something that is edible. So in the case of Kinder Eggs, you can't have plastic inside of chocolate. And I am sure this stems from the possibility of danger, but I don't think anyone feels the plastic egg in a Kinder Egg is actually a hazard.
The Kinder egg illegality thing was actually due to another law that inadvertently hit Kinder eggs as well. The law itself says that you cant sell a food product with something inedible completely enclosed within it. There are rip off Kinder eggs and official Kinder Joys that are basically the same thing, but made to be legal.
props to the maker of little bit of everything, it seemed like a pretty nice track for this series especially.
except he forgot to add an obvious large incline. he did do a bunch of small ones though.
Kinder Joy's secret main feature is natural selection
"I wasn't too hard!" - Sparkle Pant, 2017
Ohhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhit....how menu GIFS are going to come out of THAT?! XD Jardon you done fucked up.
I never get sick of these...they make my day! Thanks!
I recently set my notification thing to Mr. Mime's voice.
So now every time a lovely upload pops up, I can hear that beautiful sound.
Suffering from trollcrafteitus
Trials is a close 2nd best to trollcraft though.
??? ??? so I'm not the only one
WolfTheMageYT I seen that episode
SAMEEEE, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POST A COMMENT ON THAT
11:20 That moment of realization that Jardon had no balls to Rabbit it up.
Jardon: tech decks were the best
Nick: what was the skill
Jardon: being tech with yo deck🤙🤙🤙
*"Honesly they are pretty big, like how do you fit the whole think in your mouth?"* I'm dead
XDD All the GIFS that will come from this...
This was the funiest ep by far
When a Trials episode is more than 10 minutes, you know its gonna be a good day.
It's a pretty big honor to be a awarded the Gucciest main alive
- jardon 2063
2:34 Not dark at all, Nick, that's how natural selection works anyway
my brother oves trials fusion and he was really happy when he found this video.
thanks sparklez
2:35 this is called Natural Selection
8:15 *Long gasp.* THE STEEZMASTER.
I'm sure this comment will be lost amongst all the others, but Jordan, your content is fantastic and I have been a fan for years. You are sincerely the most entertaining TH-camr I have ever watched. Your videos brought me through really difficult times over the years due to my health. No matter what happened I always had your videos to look forward to. Thank you for doing what you do.
On the Kinder topic, I'm 18, and have been given them for Easter this year, and I have tins full of the old classic toys. Man, I feel sorry for America, you lot are missing out!
chef boi jordy getting better at them inclines
I like how Spookles supports the Jardon meme himself xD
8:13 I did't know Nick knew how to use the instant transmission
7:51 Sparklez realizes the map is unsteezable
It's not just specifically the Kinder Surprise eggs that are banned, it a law that bans any candy with something inedible (ie. Toys) inside of them. The law is from the 1930's: "The Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act prohibits confectionery products which contain a “non-nutritive object”, unless the non-nutritive object has functional value. Essentially, the Act bans "the sale of any candy that has embedded in it a toy or trinket"."
This was released at 3.06 am in Australia so tired😴 but have to keep watching sparkles
You guys should just do 8 tracks a video lol. This is probably my favorite series besides your first minecraft survival season
Great Jordan. Thanks. Now my history has some Casey Neistat/ Eminem crossover guy reveiwing Tech Decks.
Thanks Jerk.
"homies peeing over there" never thought I'd hear Jordan say homie
Jordan actually impressed me
3:38 me when my friends recommend me a show I'm not interested in and will probably never watch
To be honest, if I was into as "boy" of things when I was a kid, Tech Decks were something I did enjoy when bored. Something about them. I mean yeah, I had cars, lots of hot wheels and match box, but I actually had entire worlds I'd create for them and would imagine I was running it like traffic systems and transit networks rather than the typical vroom vroom vroom lol.
I went to Quebec for a school trip and I smuggled four Kinder Surprise eggs over the boarder lol
I love how the advertisement was kinder Bueno too
I read up on the Kinder Egg situation in the US. They aren't banned because somebody actually choked on them. The US just has a law that in general outlaws any food with inedible contents inside.
*suddenly, pineapples*
Yayyyy!
2:25 natural selection with DNFEN
There's a lot of parts that reminds me of some other games you played (talking about the last map)
You managed a Ninja 0.5 level. Good job. Now tty a Ninja 5!
It was cool to see Jordan win again, he was on a bit of a bad streak and it looked like it was wearing on him. All that bad mojo was shaken off, and he was enjoying things again. That last map was pretty cool and interesting, I mean, the whole round seemed pretty fun for everyone.
I will say, don't have a jawbreaker in your mouth, when, walking up a bunch of stairs, it doesn't lead to good things. Oh, no, definitely not. As to common sense, rules are very different in other countries when it comes to safety. Like at a festival with rides in Germany, when a ride starts to slow down to let new people on, everyone rushes on the still moving ride to get a seat. It would be like, as if, the Teacups at Disneyland had no barriers at all, just all open, and as soon as the announcer said the ride was ending, and it was starting to slow down, whole families would rush onto the platform to stake a claim to a teacup. Somehow, it works there, without people being injured or getting mad. It's weird, but, that common sense, they assume you have it in regards to your own personal safety. Such crazy ideas.
Nick won't shut up on purpose to stop sparkle pants from winning. (x-files theme plays)
I'm actually having a kinder egg in front of me waching this. Lol
SparklyPants, come to Canada to have your Kinder Eggs!
Why is everyone complaining about Trollcraft basically stopping/coming out rarely? Do you not know the story of Pixelmon, The End of Minecraft, Mianite, Ultra Modded Survival and more that I can't remember off the top of my head? I thought not, it is not a story the Jedi would tell you...
FDA has a ruling saying that non-edible products can't be sold inside edible products, so buying chocolate covered plastic eggs are a no-go. Fortune cookies, on the other hand, can be sold because the fortunes are edible. King's Cake is an exception to this rule that makes no sense though
From Captain Sparkle to Kinder egg mafia.
I don't even.
So proud rn
The dark part of TH-cam? Lol. Jordan paid me to be here.
8:16 Double _Steeze_!!
Kinder Eggs are the greatest chocolates ever! just for the chocolate alone!
Nothing like "harvesting" a fugitive.
The opportunity was missed to name this video Kinder Egg Mafia.
ooooh yes kinder Überraschungseier are sooo good xD
currently eating a kinder suprise egg. Almost choked from their "kinder surprise eggs are illegal in america" conversation.
All canadians are secretly in the kinder egg mafia =D
As a Canadian, when I was little, the way I would open the inside of the egg was by popping it open with my teeth. I can totally see how it could have shot down my throat when doing it.
here over in Canadia the land of polite beavers...
I was actually really shocked to learn a while back that Kinder eggs were banned in the US
So, the kinder egg thing... It's only illegal if the entire toy is covered in food, so the companies long ago figured out that they could bypass the law by not connecting the two halves of the chocolate shell.
It's not the kinder eggs specifically, it's a regulation on food with inedible objects inside
I feel bad for Nick sometimes. He's just sitting there trying to say something then he's interrupted by Jordon screaming random noises and curse words.
Kinder eggs are back. But the "prize" inside is now gummies or like smarties type candies.
2:55 Is it only me?
LTH No, me too.
"I wasn't too hard" -Jardon 2017
i use to come for the game play but now all about the commentary
It's not a ban on the eggs. its a ban on non food items being encased in a food. it is to prevent something like smuggling illegal objects through food.
Kinder egg Mafia 😂😂😂
Am I The only one that just comes here for the conversations? Not that the races aren't entertaining, It's just that I relate.
I have two thoughts:
1. Nick kinda sounded like saying that the prison a very bad thing (im not talking about max sec prison), well only bad thing is lack of freedom. Gym, food, bed to sleep in, roof above your head, education, medication help, and everything is for free! If someone make a robbery and steals like 100k $, hides money so no one can find it, sits in jail for 7 years, goes out, transfers to foreign account and boom now he can use it legaly!
2. Nick idea about kinder egg opener channel would probably work for you mainly, beacause you're already well known on youtube industry, and also every one would watch those videos to listen to whatever topic you will talk about....more like a vlog channel.
I love it when Nick tries to talk about rap shit with Jordan (when he said Gucci Mane) and Jordon completely doesn't get it
kinder eggs are illegal to import in the US too. for personal use or for sale.
People in my high school started using tech decks again lol
Cool Stuff.
I saw some kinder eggs at my walmart the other day and i almost started crying lol. I missed kinder eggs so much
It's not the choking hazard, it's the fact that there is non edible materials in a food item which is not allowed by the FDA.
I might be wrong about this, but I heard somewhere that it isn't actually that Kinder Eggs are dangerous but rather in the US you just can't have no edible things inside something that is edible. So in the case of Kinder Eggs, you can't have plastic inside of chocolate. And I am sure this stems from the possibility of danger, but I don't think anyone feels the plastic egg in a Kinder Egg is actually a hazard.
I'm pretty sure that Kinder Egg ban was discontinued...I saw them at my local market earlier today on the Easter section
Question, what happened to the incline at the end?
Yay! Trials
america be like: guns, fuck yeah anyone can have guns but we gotta outlaw those kinder surprise eggs they're way too dangerous.
I don't think they are illegal anymore I always see them in stores here in Cali, they have the kinder surprise eggs and kinder chocolate bars.
We need a animation on the kinder egg mafia talk.
My grandfather goes to this Polish convenience store, here in America, and they still sell Kinder Eggs
I really wish Jordan would man up and use the rabbit like Nick...
The Kinder egg illegality thing was actually due to another law that inadvertently hit Kinder eggs as well. The law itself says that you cant sell a food product with something inedible completely enclosed within it. There are rip off Kinder eggs and official Kinder Joys that are basically the same thing, but made to be legal.
"It wasn't too hard" gets 90 faults
The title should've been "The Kinder Egg Mafia"
Please post Nick's POV from the game too it would be so cool
the title made me think of a ygo deck fully comprised of techs
yeah so i got a 25 minute mr. bean ad... first ad ive ever finished watching...
in bulgaria before the kinder eggs were suppose to be bought with dollars (only for tourist)
Does anyone know what Nicks channel is actually called because the link in the description seems to be for an unused channel
i live in southern California and they still have kinder surprise eggs at some grocery stores
"it wasn't too hard, cause i finished it"... with 91 fails...
How did you not notice that nick was on the rabbit on the last map? He has that as an excuse to not have finished it.
Did Jordan not realize Nick was using the Rabbit on the last one lol?
Um.. Where's the video?
Do not feel bad if when you were little you choked on a Kinder Egg.
I think the last map should call Annoying AF
#BringBackKinderSurprise
Did you cut part of a video
I've actually brought kinder eggs back from Europe and I live in the USA. btw, kinder means children in german
I found a bunch of Kinder Eggs imported from Germany at a Vince & Joes in Michigan.